#sabriel x samwitch

[there-must-be-a-lock]

Between

Sam x Rowena x Gabriel

Word Count: 3510

Warnings: Sexy, suggestive stuff, but it’s nowhere near explicit. Angel sass. Sam feelings. Rowena being a tricksy minx.  

A/N: I got a prompt requesting a Gabe/Rowena/Ketch threesome, and this... is not that, because my muses are contrary bitches. But. Close enough, I guess? 

Big thanks to @fangirlxwritesx67​ for Rowena/Sam expertise and dealing with my writer-mode weirdness.

If you like threesomes, check this out! 

They’re researching in the library when the text comes through, both boys’ phones buzzing at once. Rowena watches as they open them in sync. 

Dean’s reaction doesn’t give away much; he raises his eyebrows and then shrugs noncommittally. Sam, on the other hand… Sam lights up a little bit before something seems to occur to him, and then he scowls abruptly. 

Sam and Dean exchange a silent Look, and Dean fires off a quick text. 

When her own phone buzzes a second later, the name on the screen doesn’t surprise Rowena in the slightest. Samuel does have a bit of a jealous streak. 

“Gabriel’s coming to visit, then?” she asks brightly. Sam gives her a strained smile. 

“For a few days, yeah.” 

“Oh, didn’t you guys, uh—” Dean says, smirking. “Right. Is that gonna be awkward?” 

“Not in the slightest,” Rowena says primly. “I’m looking forward to seeing him again.” 

Is she baiting Sam? Yes. Yes she is. 

Is it worth it, later, when he goes a wee bit Neanderthal in some ridiculous attempt to remind her — as if she could forget — who she belongs to? Yes. A hundred times yes. 

———

Gabriel announces his arrival in typically reserved fashion by slamming the door open and shouting, “Honey, I’m home!” 

He trots down the stairs and gives Dean a quick hug and a clap on the back before turning to Rowena. 

“Ravishing as ever,” he says, batting his eyelashes outrageously. 

“Och, flatterer,” she purrs, preening a little. She kisses him on the cheek, and she can practically feel the way Sam’s glowering at her back. 

“Hey, Gabe,” Sam says quietly, and Rowena watches, bemused, as Gabriel brushes aside his outstretched hand and goes in for a hug. After a second of hesitation, Sam relaxes into it. 

Gabriel mumbles something Rowena can’t hear, and Sam’s mouth twitches the way it does when he’s holding back a smile. His hands linger on Gabriel’s back like he’s reluctant to pull away. 

Interesting. 

———

“Samuel, I can’t summon tiramisu from Italy with you clinging like a limpet, or I’m likely to bring half of Italy with it,” she tells him eventually, pulling her hand from his and shooing him away. “Sit. Keep our guest company.” 

Sam sits down next to Gabriel, looking appropriately chastened. 

“Hey, you got nothing to worry about on my account,” Gabriel tells him bluntly, and Sam winces. 

“Am I really that obvious?” 

“Like a handsome plaid billboard,” Gabriel smirks. “But there’s a snowball’s chance of her looking at me when you’re around.” 

“Listen to the smart angel, Samuel. He’s quite right.” 

Sam runs his hands through his hair, laughing sheepishly. “Sorry. Can’t help it.” 

“You two look happy together,” Gabriel says — quietly now, meant only for Sam to hear — with an earnest expression that seems unfamiliar to his features. “You both deserve a little happy.” 

Sam blushes, looking up at Rowena, and she busies herself with the final flourishes of the spell, pretending that she wasn’t listening. The sun will collapse before Sam believes that he deserves to be happy, but Gabriel’s welcome to repeat it until he’s blue in the face. 

“Thanks,” Sam says softly. 

The impish slanted smirk comes back with a vengeance. “How does that work, the two of you?” 

“How do you mean?” Rowena asks, setting the first two plates down on the table. 

“Well, takes two to tango, but only one of ‘em can lead,” Gabriel says. “Otherwise somebody’s toes get stepped on, ya know?”

Sam snorts. “Everybody’s toes are doing fine, thanks.” 

“I’ve never been able to imagine you as the submissive type, and I’ve got a hell of an imagination,” he says wickedly. “And she doesn’t seem like the type to take orders, so...” 

“It’s all in the voice,” Rowena contributes. Gabriel looks positively gleeful. “He has a way of making orders sound… appealing.” 

There’s a strangled sound from the doorway. Dean’s back from the library with the bottle of good brandy in his hands and a very pained expression. 

Sam is blushing a lovely shade of pink. He buries his face in his hands and mutters, “You imagined?” 

“Vividly.” 

“Nope,” Dean barks. “None of that. Shut it down. Before I drink all of this myself.” 

Sam is smiling sideways at Gabriel, looking flustered but oddly pleased with himself. The shyness is unusual for him. 

Very interesting indeed.  

———

“Samuel, you’re thinking so hard I’m afraid smoke’s going to come pouring out of your ears.” 

Rowena’s only wearing a black silk slip that usually has Sam’s eyes (if not his hands) glued to her, but he’s been staring vacantly at the same page of his book since she came back from her bath. At first glance, he’s the picture of relaxation, reclining against the pillows in nothing but his pajama pants, but he’s got the little crease in his forehead that means trouble. 

Rowena sits down at the mirror and starts braiding her hair, watching Sam in the reflection. He opens his mouth, closes it abruptly, and then opens it again. Rowena has to bite her lip to hold back her laugh. 

“You and Gabe,” Sam says slowly. 

“Gabriel?” 

Sam blinks. Rowena wonders if he’s noticed that nobody else uses the nickname. 

“Was that — how — did you — what — oh, for fuck’s sake.” 

“Are you trying to ask me how it was?” Rowena asks delightedly. 

“No.” Sam scowls. “Not exactly. Just… I keep thinking about it.” 

I’ll bet you do, she thinks, but she knows she needs to be tactful here. 

“Are you questioning why it happened in the first place, or are you afraid it’s an experience I’d like to repeat?” 

“Both, I guess,” Sam grudgingly admits. 

“It was the Apocalypse, dear,” she says briskly, sliding into bed and curling up next to him. “It’s not like I’d been pining over the man… ah, angel. It just sort of happened. That said, given the time constraints and the circumstances, it was remarkably enjoyable.” 

“Okay,” Sam says slowly. “So…” 

“I have no desire to be with anyone else right now… at least, not unless you’re there with me,” Rowena says, with a coy smile. 

His eyebrows shoot up toward his hairline. “You… huh. Like — um.” 

Rowena slides a leg over his to straddle him, grinding down a bit. 

“I’ve never been the jealous type. In fact… I do love the idea of watching you with another man,” she purrs. Sam twitches under her. She pretends she doesn’t notice. “But trust me, Samuel. I am more than satisfied… and I’m all yours.” 

“Damn right,” he breathes. 

“We should be quiet. What if he hears?” Rowena says demurely. Sam’s eyes go dark and he flips them smoothly, rolling her onto her back and pinning her. 

“Wouldn’t want that.” 

———

He’s still thinking about it the next morning, just like Rowena knew he would be. He comes in from the shower, toweling off his hair, and launches back into the conversation as if it had never been interrupted. 

“Did you mean it? About a threesome,” he says bluntly. The forehead crease is back. He makes himself very busy rummaging through his drawers.  

“I completely understand if it’s not something you feel comfortable with,” she says, so very nonchalant, with one last careful flick of her eyeshadow brush. “I suppose if you’ve never explored any attraction to the same sex —”

“It’s not —” 

“And it does take a certain amount of confidence in one’s sexual prowess.”

Sam barks out a laugh. “You know that’s not—” 

“But if you ever felt like indulging me,” Rowena says, looking up at him through her lashes. “I’d so enjoy that.”

“You think he would —” 

“I think there are very few things he wouldn’t,” Rowena says pertly. Sam snorts. 

“And you’d like that?” 

“Yes.” 

She has the patience of a saint, really, when it comes to this boy, but… she’s got him. 

Then he shakes his head. “I guess… in theory, that’s — I could go for that. I don’t think Gabe would go for me though.” 

It’s such a boneheaded Winchester thing to say that she scoffs out loud. 

“Are you blind and deaf, Samuel? Haven’t you noticed the way he looks at you?” 

Sam hadn’t noticed, apparently. He looks genuinely surprised by that, and sweet, vulnerable hope flares up in his expression. Rowena sighs and goes to him, wrapping her arms around him and resting for a moment with her cheek to his chest. 

“You’re the only man I know who’d avoid sleeping with someone because you want them too much,” she says dryly. “I’m perfectly aware of your little crush, sweetheart.” 

“What?” he says, alarmed, but she doesn’t let him pull away. “How did you—” 

“What was Gabriel’s phrasing? Like a handsome plaid billboard?” 

He digests that for a few moments, relaxing gradually in her embrace. 

“I would never act on it,” he says hoarsely, stroking her hair. “You know that, right? It’s not… it’s not anything serious. I wouldn’t do that to you.” 

Heaven forbid Sam want anything more than he has. 

“Well, does a crush mean you’ll ignore me, if we all happen to end up in bed together?” she asks haughtily, looking up at him. 

Sam laughs. “No. Fuck. As if anyone could ignore you.” 

“Are you going to leave me for an archangel?” 

“No. God, no, that’s not… no.” 

“There you go, then.” She raises an imperious eyebrow. “So long as it doesn’t interfere with me getting what I want, I don’t see what your little crush has to do with anything.” 

“You really want—” 

“Samuel,” she interrupts. “Have you ever known me to pursue anything I didn’t want?” 

“Guess not,” he says, laughing. 

“You know how I love to be the center of attention. You could show him a few tricks, I think.” 

Sam blinks at her a few times. She can already see that competitive glint in his eye. 

His smile goes all dimpled and fond in a way that makes her breathless. “You’re amazing, you know that?” 

“Well, of course I know that,” she huffs, ignoring the fluttery feeling in her chest, and stands on her tiptoes to kiss him. “Is that a yes?” 

“If that’s what you want.” 

——

In the three-odd months they’ve been together, officially, Rowena has started to understand the twists and turns of Sam Winchester’s psychology. 

There are a lot of twists. It’s a veritable labyrinth of issues in that pretty head of his. 

Sam doesn’t allow himself to want very much. It’s such a contrast from her own nature that for a while, Rowena couldn’t quite understand it. Sam has managed to convince himself that he won’t get what he wants; moreover, he seems to think that he doesn’t deserve the things he wants most. Sam won’t lift a finger to take care of himself, or to pursue his own happiness, but if Rowena so much as implies that she wants something, Sam will bend heaven and earth to make it happen. 

So it doesn’t surprise her in the slightest to see the immediate change in Sam’s behavior toward Gabriel. 

In the afternoon, she finds the two of them at the library. Gabriel’s sitting and Sam’s leaning over his shoulder, pointing at something in a book. He’s standing much closer than what would be considered strictly necessary, and his hand is resting on the back of Gabriel’s neck, which… well, Rowena has told Sam what kind of effect that oddly intimate touch has on her. Judging by the way Gabriel keeps looking at him (eyes sliding sideways like he can’t help himself) he’s not immune. 

Sam gives Gabriel one of his sweet, private little smiles, the ones that make Rowena feel like they’re the only two people in the world. All that focus, the energy and the intensity and the hunter-sharp awareness, is a hell of a thing to have aimed in your direction. 

Gabriel notices her, and she can see the way he tenses, like he just remembered that he and Sam aren’t the only people in the world. Rowena smiles at him before he can get the wrong idea, and he returns it hesitantly. 

She leans against the doorframe to watch, admiring the way Sam’s long fingers look as he flips a page. He has his sleeves rolled up, and the shifting muscles in his forearms do truly delicious things to her insides. 

Sam notices her, and he winks before leaning even closer to say something in Gabriel’s ear. His eyes are sparkling. Confident and content is a good look on him. 

———

Gabriel’s such an aggressive flirt that it’s strange, seeing the way he hesitates as he closes the door behind himself. His eyes go from Rowena to Sam, who’s fiddling with the dimmer for the lights. 

It’s not about a lack of experience with threesomes, Rowena’s pretty sure. She wonders whether his shyness might stem from the same place as Sam’s. 

“Do I have to do everything around here?” she says, mock-exasperated, crossing her arms. Gabriel chuckles, and he looks much more at ease as he steps closer. 

Last time they did this, they were in such a rush that Rowena doesn’t actually remember the kissing itself, but there’s something playful about the way he kisses her now. He’s certainly not shy, anyway. He teases with fleeting, shallow kisses, quick flickers of his tongue, pulling away whenever Rowena leans in for more. Just when she’s starting to adjust to that, to him, he tugs her closer and deepens it, lips moving on hers slow and sultry.

When she pulls away, Sam’s sitting on the edge of the bed, leaning forward with his elbows on his thighs and his hands loosely clasped between them, watching. He smiles and gives her a little jerk of his chin, a silent come here.

Rowena stands between his knees and he settles his hands on her hips, pulling her in close and tilting his face up to her. The kiss starts slow, languid, pillowy-soft, and it’s so comforting and familiar that Rowena almost forgets where they are. 

Then he grips her waist, right under her ribs where his fingers almost circle all the way around. He lifts her bodily to haul her closer, the sort of casual easy show of strength that always makes her shiver, and if the hissed exhale behind her is any indication, it has the same effect on Gabriel.

Rowena looks over her shoulder at him, smiling, and he shakes his head with a dazed sort of grin. 

“Well that’s new,” Sam teases, low and laughing. “Never seen you speechless.” 

“If you could see the two of you, you’d be too,” Gabriel retorts, but he’s more than a little breathless. 

Sam smirks. “Come here.”  

He runs one hand up the nape of Rowena’s neck and through her hair, gathering up a fistful of long red curls, and he tightens his grip just enough to keep her in place, looking right at him. 

Sam holds her gaze, lids heavy and pupils blown wide, but she feels him gesture behind her back with his free hand. Then Gabriel’s right behind her, close enough that she can feel the tickle of his breath on the exposed skin where her neck meets her back. 

“Help me with her dress,” Sam tells him quietly. It’s the voice he only uses in the bedroom, heated and gravelly and utterly confident. 

“See what I mean?” Rowena mutters, directing it at Gabriel even though she can’t look at him. 

Sam smirks and tugs her hair up, forcing her to lower her chin and bow her head. 

“Shit,” Gabriel breathes. His fingers are shaky when he finds her zipper and starts pulling it slowly downward.

Gabriel eases the dress down her shoulders and lets the heavy fabric puddle on the floor. Rowena steps out of it carefully, letting Gabriel move it out of the way, and then she stands still in her favorite set of emerald green silk lingerie, waiting, as goosebumps run down her arms. Sam releases his grip on her hair, brushing it forward over one shoulder to bare the side of her neck. 

If she was the jealous type, that fiery look in his eyes would ease whatever doubts she might have been holding onto. 

“Come closer,” Sam tells Gabriel. “Right behind her. Hold her hands down at her sides and let me look at the two of you.” 

Gabriel sidles up slowly, moving into her space with almost surprising caution. He curls his fingers gently around her upper arms before pausing to ask, “Okay?” 

Rowena gives an infinitesimal nod, and then he shifts the last few inches, palms sliding slowly down, lacing their fingers together as her back meets his chest. She leans back slightly, relaxing into him. He’s breathing quick and shallow, just like she is. 

Sam’s eyes flick up to look at him over her shoulder. It’s different from the way he looks at her — curiosity instead of reverence, eager instead of possessive — but there’s a wild, obvious heat in it all the same. 

“Killin’ me here,” Gabriel half-laughs, and his hands grip Rowena’s a little tighter. 

Sam ducks his head, trying to hide his incongruously bashful smile for a second.  Then he curls his index finger under Rowena’s chin and rubs the pad of his thumb back and forth, brushing her mouth. He drags his thumb down with enough pressure to part her lips, and she lets her jaw go slack obediently. 

“Good girl,” Sam whispers, cupping her cheek. “What happens next? You said something about wanting to be the center of attention?” 

“I want to watch,” Rowena blurts out, without even thinking about it. It comes out strained and shaky, so she clears her throat and says it again: “I’d like to watch the two of you. If that’s alright.” 

Sam exhales sharply, and he beams at her for a moment. 

“Never thought I’d see you turn down attention,” Gabriel says, with a little huff of laughter. 

Sam makes a sort of shooing gesture, daring him to comment on it with a challenging tilt of his chin, and Rowena almost laughs at how promptly Gabriel steps back. 

Sam hooks his hands behind her knees and lifts her again, hoisting her onto his lap so she can straddle him. 

“Sure about this?” he asks, barely a whisper, heartbreakingly raw and vulnerable. He’s still waiting for her to change her mind. 

Rowena rolls her eyes. “Don’t make a girl beg, Samuel.” 

“I do love it when you beg, though.” He kisses her once, just a quick soft brush of his lips, before standing in one smooth movement, lifting her with him. He turns and deposits her gently on the bed, up by the headboard where she can lounge back against the pillows. She settles in, making herself comfortable. 

Sam turns to Gabriel, moving slow and deliberate, positioning himself so that Rowena has a clear view of both of them. For a second he just looks, tucking his hair behind his ear and sizing Gabriel up. He looks comfortable, now; he looks calm and in control, like he does when he’s fighting, waiting for an opponent to make a move. 

Rowena probably shouldn’t find that so sexy. 

Gabriel narrows his eyes, smirking, bouncing on the balls of his feet like he has too much energy to contain. “You gonna try to tell me I’m a good girl, too?” 

Sam snorts and grabs him by the front of the shirt, pulling him in without warning. 

It’s almost gentle, at first. They’re both smiling into the kiss. Sam lets his fingers curl against Gabriel’s chest, and then he brings them up like he wants to grab his shoulders, but he hesitates, not quite touching. They break apart just an inch without opening their eyes; they both pause, wait… Sam’s hands are trembling slightly, and there’s something unbearably intimate about watching the suspended moment as they both seem to hold their breath. 

Then Sam smiles, wide and sweet, and Rowena realizes she’s holding her breath too. 

Rowena can admit her flaws; she’s a fundamentally selfish person. Sam’s eagerness to please suits her just fine.  Sometimes, though, she just wants to see him happy. It’s a novel feeling for her, and one she hasn’t wanted to examine too closely, but she can’t deny that the smile on his face makes her feel like she’s glowing. 

Then he nips Gabriel’s lower lip, surges in close, fingers flexing as he grabs — Gabriel gets his hands in Sam’s hair, tugging sharp enough to make Sam gasp — it all goes from hesitant to hungry in the pause between heartbeats, and it’s so breathtakingly hot that Rowena feels dizzy. 

Did she manipulate him into pursuing this? Yes, absolutely. 

Does she feel guilty about that? No. Not in the slightest. 

At some point she needs to deal with the depth of her feelings for Sam fucking Winchester, but for now, the only thing that matters is that Rowena got exactly what she wanted. 

.

.

[mangoofthesea]

Person A at 12 am: I could bake a cake. I could do it. I could make a victoria sponge cake

Person B: ...do you maybe need a snack?

Person A: ...

Person A: yes...maybe

[javocjovian]

Sarasaurusrex’s Kink Bingo Progress 2020

I’m so excited to start a new year of SPN Kink Bingo! It’s what got me back into the SPN community and writing fanfiction as a whole ♥ ♥ ♥ It’s been a crazy year and I looking forward to another!

Here’s my progress so far:

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In Charge | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Vibrators Ship: Samwitch (Soulless Sam x Queen of Hell Rowena) Tags: Dom/Top!Rowena, Sub/Bottom!Sam, Pegging, Magic Bondage, Discipline, Dildos, Vibrators, Dirty Talk, Teasing, Scratching, Slapping, Edging, Cunniligous, Face-sitting, Kissing, Rimming, Lube, Buttplugs Summary: Sam Winchester pays the Queen of Hell a visit, but his request isn’t what the Queen expected—It’s much, much better.

No Rest For The Wicked | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Tentacle Kink   Ship: Sam x the Empty Tags: Tentacle/Goo Monster, Sam is swallowed by goo, Sensory Deprivation, Multiple Orgasms, All The Way In, Deepthroating, Milking, Sounding, Knotting, Slick, Beta!Sam Summary: Sam makes an unexpected deal with the Empty to free Cas. Is Sam in over his head, or is he actually a massive pervert? (Spoiler alert: he’s both)

Breaking Point Chapter 1 | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Omega Verse Ship: Samifer Warning: NON-CON Tags: Alpha/Bottom Sam x Beta/Top Lucifer, Rape, Bondage, Public Mating, Multiple Orgasms, Hell, Demons Summary: Sam is kidnapped by Lucifer who wants him as his vessel and his mate. Unfortunately, Lucifer can’t take either without permission. Will Sam break and say yes, or will he be saved? Chapter 2 | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Clothing Sharing Ship: Sabriel Warning: referenced Samifer rape and torture Tags: Trauma, Pain, Mild blood/injury, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Grace Healing, Protective Gabriel, Masturbation, Shame, Alpha!Sam, A/B/O dynamics Summary: Gabriel has raised Sam from Hell after being kidnapped by Lucifer, but Sam struggles to deal with the aftermath.The trauma he endured is overwhelming, he isn’t sure if he can trust the presumably dead Gabriel, and the torture has sent Sam’s body into rut.

Chapter 3 | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Clothing Sharing Ship: Sabriel Warning: referenced Samifer rape and torture Tags: Trauma, Pain, Mild blood/injury, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Grace Healing, Protective Gabriel, Masturbation, Shame, Alpha!Sam, A/B/O dynamics Summary: Sam struggles to deal with both his trauma and his rut, and is forced to make a difficult decision regarding Gabriel. Luckily, Gabriel is the one Archangel who truly cares for Sam. 

No Rest For The Wicked | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Bondage   Ship: Dean x Deacon (Folsom Prison Blues) Tags: Bondage, Handcuffs, Prison Sex, Discipline, implied pre-series Dean x Deacon, Age gap, no underage, Consensual   Summary: Dean’s decision to take a job in a prison had absolutely nothing to do with Dean’s crush on their dad’s old friend, Deacon. Nothing at all. Nope.  

At the Touch of a Button - Art | tumblr | Twitter | Square: BDSM Ship: Mooseley  Tags: Fanart  

Black Magic | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Choking Ship: Sam x Rowena Tags: top/Alpha!Rowena x bottom/Alpha!Sam, Pegging, Knotting Dildos, Dirty Talk, Choking, Breathplay, Hair-pulling Summary: What happens when Sam accidentally reveals his darkest fantasy?

Once in Purgatory, Twice on Earth | tumblr | AO3 | Square: First Kiss Ship: Dean x Benny Tags: Drabble, Purgatory, post-Purgatory, Enemies to Lovers, Secret Relationship Summary: A short drabble on how Dean and Benny shared their first kiss—and more importantly, what happened after.

Something Wicked This Way Cums | tumblr | AO3 | Square: Nipple Play Ship: Wincest Tags: Nipple Clamps, Edging, Semi-Public Teasing, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Exhibitionism(sort of) Summary: Sam convinces Dean to go to a Halloween party by making a bet: If he can make it through the whole night without touching himself, he can fuck Sam afterward. The catch? Sam knows that Dean has a kink, and Sam fully intends to exploit it all night long.

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2019 SPN Kink Bingo Masterlist 2019 SPN ABO Bingo Masterlist

[obsessedfurry]

Another unpopular opinion?

I hands down ship Elieen and Sam. Out of all the people to ship him with, Elieen is my top choice.

Don't get me wrong, I love Samwitch, Sastiel is appealing, I used to ship Sabriel but I don't anymore, I can even see Wincest, but Salieen has got to be one of my all time favorite SPN ships. It might even be my top ship honestly. ヽ（´ー｀）┌

[waterlilyvioletfog]

Muttering something about early s13, Dean parallels John, Sam parallels Bobby, Cas parallels Mary, Jack parallels Sam and Dean blah blah, something about Bobby cocking a shotgun at John at some point and we don’t know why but we’re pretty sure it was about the boys and how that mirrors Sam refusing to kill Jack at the end of s14, blah blah, Lucifer being something of a Yellow Eyes parallel which is getting into s11 because Cas agreed to be Lucifer’s vessel to protect Sam and Dean strengthening the Mary/John Destiel parallel but also how Azazel was the only thing that could bring John and Bobby together thereby paralleling Chuck yay I’ve tied all the major Big Bads together, oh and now I’m muttering about how Rowena/Gabriel are Sam’s Rufus vs Eileen sorta as his Ellen shit, Meg is Ketch and Ketch is Meg, heck I’m gone I’m in full-on s15 speculation mode someone stop me before I start theorising that Rowena’s gonna die fudgggggeeeeeee oh noooo all of those people are dead so maybe Jack is the only survivor?? but wait! maybe this is the end of the cycle and people actually live together, like, happy ever after?? Wouldn’t that be wild?????? Bruh I hope so. I’d like to see these people get some rest. 

@mittensmorgul @mad-as-a-box-of-frogs 

[waywardpandahun]

I just realized why Sam is Rowena's destiny.

I have no more questions.

[mossybogworm]

in light of recent developments

[calkestisponcho]

Sam x Gabriel x Rowena

Anyone?

[woochew07]

The Signs As My Fandom Ships (multi-fandom)

Aries - Sabriel (Supernatural). Sabriel is a wild card ship. With Gabriel’s whismy and Sam’s calmness they are rather unpredictable. A very warm ship and fluffy ship but also potential to be very explosive (eg. in smut)

Taurus - Korrasami (Legend of Korra) this is a relationship built on trust. It is solid and strong. (And canon) Korra and Asami are both very stubborn.

Gemini - Drarry (Harry Potter) it’s not a healthy ship. But like cmon. It’s Gemini for sure.

Cancer - Destiel (Supernatural). Destiel is very much a closed off ship. They have a lot of pent up emotions and just have a Wall keeping the feelings inside. When they do come out: it’s intense and everyone should duck for cover.

Leo - Yuuki x Kaname (Vampire Knight) It’s been a while since I watched that anime but it just seems to fit.

Virgo - Reylo (SW:TFA/TLJ) it just FEELS right to go here.

Libra - Samwitch (Supernatural) they are both very independent and idk it’s just right.

Scorpio - Dasey (Life With Derek). Derek and Casey are the scorpio-est couple to ever couple. Extremely stubborn with emotions, super soft inside those stubborn and hard shells they put up. Dasey is Scorpio

Sagittarius - Birdflash (Young Justice) just the brightness and excitedness of Kid Flash mixed with the calm and know it all Robin is Sag all the way.

Capricorn - Rhink (Good Mythical Morning) just. It is.

Aquarius - BBRae (Teen Titans) do I really need to explain?

Pisces - probably also Dasey (Life With Derek) tbh. It’s the more aloof side of the ship.

[fangirlxwritesx67]

When We Share

Sam Winchester x Rowena MacLeod x Gabriel, 3300 words Tags: threesome, sex, oral (male and female receiving), anal play, playful biting, a little bit of exhibitionism, a little bit of dirty talk.  AN: set in a canon-compliant au where Sam x Rowena are together and Rowena x Gabriel is a thing that happened (yes I’m reworking that fic too.)

Gabriel huffed out a dramatic sigh, letting his chair tilt back as he swung his feet up on one of the tables in the library. 

“Boring,” he muttered. 

“Rowena and I were already in here doing research,” Sam Winchester said as he brushed past the angel to retrieve a book. “You were the one who decided to park your cute ass in here with us.” He ran his fingers playfully through the angel’s hair as he headed back to his seat.

Startled, Gabriel brought his chair upright with a thump. Was Sam flirting? No, that couldn’t be right. 

“I wanted to see what Rowena was up to.” Gabriel blurted out the first thing that came to mind. 

Rowena looked up at him. She was definitely flirting, batting her lashes, licking her lips. But she was always flirting, and besides, it was probably for Sam’s benefit. Her voice was teasing as she spoke. “What did you think I would be up to in the library?”

Gabriel smirked. He and the redheaded witch had definitely done some very non-boring things in the library. He was surprised that she mentioned it right in front of Sam.

“You think I don’t know?” Sam fixed Gabriel with a look he couldn't read. “Trust me, I heard all the details about your little library hook-up. Thought about it, too, thought about how hot the two of you must've been together.” 

Gabriel swallowed hard and heard Rowena sigh.

Sam turned and brushed his lips to hers, soft seeking kisses that she returned. She pulled back just long enough to settle on his lap, making sure Gabriel could still see both of them as their mouths met again. 

Gabriel squirmed in his chair. It’s not like he had never caught them kissing before. Of course he had. 

Sam and Rowena were the worst kept secret in the history of secrets. When the two of them were close, the air practically crackled with pent up desire and energy. The way they looked at one another could light up a room. 

Gabriel could recall a few times when he had come around a corner or into a room and caught them together. Stolen kisses and hidden moments, the two of them all over one another when they thought no one was looking. Usually, they stopped or hurried off the moment they thought someone was watching. 

But this was different. They were showing off, in front of him, teasing him with what he couldn’t have. 

Sam had Rowena wrapped in his arms, hands all over her body, holding her close as she shimmied on his lap. 

Gabriel almost felt bad watching them. Of course, they were putting on this show for him, and he was enjoying it immensely. Who wouldn’t? 

Rowena was a beauty, with those big green eyes and that expressive face. He still remembered the curves of her tight little body, the way she fit into his hands. Then again, Sam was attractive too, that handsome face and strong body. An angel could dream, and right now, he was dreaming of himself in between the two of them. 

But the two of them together were so close, so achingly intimate. Frankly, they looked like two people in love. The feeling that rose in his chest, was that envy? 

Rowena reached for Sam’s shirt, nimble fingers working the buttons open. The motion pulled their mouths apart for just a second. 

"Gabriel," said Sam, not tearing his gaze away from Rowena, "Do you really just want to watch? Or will you come join us?" He held out one hand. 

The angel tried to play it cool, tried to act like this wasn’t an invitation he had been waiting desperately for. He stepped over with a little swagger as he approached the pair. He took Sam’s proffered hand but slipped the other arm around Rowena’s shoulders.

“The question is, do you want to share her?” Gabriel cast Sam a teasing look as he pulled Rowena close. She giggled as she lifted her face to him, her glossy lips parted to show just the slightest peek of her tongue. He took his time, wanting to slow down their kiss, when one broad hand slipped between them. 

Sam’s fingers cupped the side of Gabriel’s face. Without thinking, the angel leaned into the warmth of his palm. Sam ran his thumb over the cupid’s bow of his mouth, lingering on the dip in the middle. 

"No. The question is, do I want to share you?" Sam tugged his face down and kissed him. His lips were soft but his grasp was demanding, his tongue insistent and seeking. The angel let his mouth drop open, let Sam take what he wanted. 

"Holy shit," Gabriel gasped when he could speak again. This close, he was lost in Sam’s blue green eyes, with sunflower rings of gold. "Sam Winchester, who knew? That was-"

"Amazing?" Sam grinned, dimples bracketing his smile, before the angel dipped down for their mouths to meet again. He slid one hand up Gabriel’s cheek and into his hair, ruffling and tangling it with his fingers. 

“Oh, boys.” Rowena cooed. “No need to get greedy. What if we all share?” 

Sam sat up straight, slipping one arm around the angel and the other around the witch.

“Yeah?” He looked at Rowena first, then Gabriel.

Gabriel rolled his eyes and fake pouted. “I guess, if I have to.” 

Sam huffed out a laugh. “Hey, you were the one who invited yourself in here. Is this something you want, or not?”

Gabriel lifted one brow as he looked between the two. “Oh, there’s a lot that I want.” 

“That’s what I thought. But not in the library. As you both know, it’s too easy to get caught. My room, now.” 

Once the three of them were in the room with the door shut, Sam shrugged out of his shirt. He let out a deep breath, seeming to relax and settle into the moment. 

“Okay. Undress.” 

Rowena turned her back to Sam, sweeping aside her waterfall of red hair so he could undo the back of her dress. His hands caressed her shoulders before he reached for her zipper. He lowered his lips to the curve of her neck.

The contrast pleased Gabriel: Sam, long, broad and tan; Rowena, tiny, flexible and pale. He could see the level of comfort, of trust the two of them shared in their bodies.

Gabriel was motionless, transfixed in watching them, until Sam spoke up.

“You too, Angel Face.” The words were light but there was a steel edge of command in his voice. 

“Oh, you wanna get me naked?” Gabriel teased, lifting his shirt and shaking his hips.

“Yeah, I do,” Sam replied. His eyes never left Gabriel as he stripped down. He watched intently, his gaze raking over every inch of exposed skin. When the angel was completely undressed, Sam nodded. “That’s better.” 

Rowena settled back on the bed, wearing only a bra and panties. The dark red lace highlighted her creamy skin and tawny freckles. Her curls spilled around her face against the pillow like a halo.

“Gabriel," she called. Her green cat eyes flashed bright as she lowered her dark lashes. She patted the bed next to her with one hand. He looked at Sam for permission, and was answered with a nod. 

He settled down beside her, and they met with an electric spark, first their eyes and then their lips. Just as he remembered, she tasted like wine and spices, like old magic, things Gabriel had thought were lost. 

He undid and cast aside her bra. Her fingers skimmed over his chest and arms.

"You're so golden," she murmured, before meeting his mouth with a pleased hum.  Their kisses deepened, lengthened, and he only vaguely registered Sam's movements. ***

Sam settled between Rowena's knees and took his time with her panties, hooking his thumbs in the waistband before easing them gently down over her thighs and finally, off her ankles. All the while, he was watching her with the other man.

Sam knew how easy it was to get completely lost in Rowena. There was something mesmerising about her, irresistible. He wasn’t sure how it worked on archangels, but she had a way of absorbing his attention so entirely, it felt almost magic. Watching the two of them together was like experiencing it for the first time all over again.

He held her waist tightly in both hands as he teased a trail of kisses from her knees up the soft skin of her thighs. The higher he got, the harder he pressed his lips and the rough stubble of his chin, raising a pink blush on her skin. She sighed, leaned back into Gabriel's arms, and spread her legs wider. 

Sam knew that was an invitation, one he would never resist. He lowered his face between her legs. No matter how many times she gave him this, he always wanted more. Pleasuring her was a delight for him. 

He worked her over with his lips and tongue until she was humming against Gabriel's mouth. Sam knew exactly how good it felt to be kissing Rowena while she was enjoying herself, and he reveled in knowing that Gabriel was getting to experience it too. 

He cast his eyes upward again, taking in the two of them, Rowena’s fingers tangled in Gabriel’s hair and his greedy hands over her breasts. She reached down with her other hand to tug Sam’s hair, holding him closer between her legs. He grinned and slipped two fingers into her, giving her sensation both inside and out. 

She groaned and ground down against him, her breathing fast and shallow. She trembled as she came with a soft cry. 

Sam sat up and reached for Gabriel, who met him eagerly. The kiss between the two men tasted of her. They only pulled apart when she called their names.

“Samuel. Gabriel." Rowena was normally all poise. Even in bed, she wasn't afraid to ask for what she wanted. For her to be truly needy and willing to show it, that was something special. Sam heard the longing in her voice, and understood the things she wasn't saying. He reached down to caress her face with care. She let her eyes flutter closed and leaned into his touch. 

“Rowena, shall we show Gabriel how pretty you can say please?”

“Yes,” she whimpered softly. Sam stretched out alongside her, drawing her gaze. 

***

"Gabriel, fuck her and make her beg.” His words were light but his tone was unmistakable. Gabriel nodded easily. Rowena’s face never turned from Sam but her hips shifted towards the angel. 

He straddled her, pushing her knees apart again. She moaned and bucked up against him as he sank into her. Her head pressed back into the pillow, her chin rising. Sam trailed his lips down the line of her pale soft throat, across her collarbones. 

Gabriel had the most amazing view, Sam’s mouth and hands on Rowena’s soft pale breasts as her hands fluttered over him. Gabriel knew his mouth, hers, the touch of their hands. Their pleasure was close and hot. As they all enjoyed one another, he felt like surely he was getting more than his share.

*** Sam kissed Rowena, deep and hard. He loved the way she moaned into his mouth when she was having a good time. Knowing that Gabriel was the one pleasuring her, and enjoying the feel of her- Sam couldn't say which was better for him. 

He wanted them both, equally but different. He spent most of his life denying himself, giving up what he wanted for the greater good. He was unused to having anything he wanted, much less having so much at once. Gabriel and Rowena, together, in his bed, was an almost painful pleasure. 

Sam tried to stop thinking, to shut off the never ending stream of worry and concern. He wanted to just feel. With these two, it wasn’t so hard. They were giving, willingly, an abundance of beauty and bare skin. So much desire, so many sensual delights, were almost overwhelming. 

Rowena was whining, writhing beneath the onslaught of attention from him and Gabriel. The soft sounds falling from her lips pulled him back into the moment. He needed to make sure she was satisfied before he thought about himself. Pushing her to the absolute limit was one of his favorite things. 

"Gabriel," he repeated, "make her beg." 

***

Gabriel obeyed. He knew a good thing when he saw one, and this was something special. He wasn't honestly sure how he had found himself here, but he wasn't about to complain.

He slowed the pace of his hips, dragging out his thrusts, savoring every second of it. He watched the two of them, their hands and mouths all over, giving and taking and, fuck, loving one another. Rowena was winding tighter and tighter, her cries rising to a higher pitch.  

"Please," she begged, lilting. "Please, Sam, Gabriel, I don't care just - please, oh, please."

Gabriel’s eyes flicked towards Sam, waiting for his direction. As their gaze locked, Sam nodded slowly. He slipped one hand between the pair, stroking Rowena with a steady touch. Gabriel settled into the rhythm he set, moving together. He watched as a flush rose over the pale freckled skin of her chest.  Her moans fractured into curses in old languages. Between the two of them, they worked her to a sweating, swearing climax.

Gabriel waited for her to stop shaking before he pulled out of her, still hard. He winced as he looked at Sam again.

“You really enjoyed her mouth, didn’t you?” Sam’s tone was teasing but not cruel. “Imagining those lips wrapped around your cock again?”

Gabriel closed his eyes as a shudder ran through him. 

“Rowena?” Sam’s tone towards her was soft, open. An ask, not a demand. 

“Come here, my angel,” she murmured, beckoning towards Gabriel. 

He rose on all fours and crawled up the bed to her. Her green eyes were wide and bright, watching him eagerly. She took him first in her hand and then her mouth, warm and welcoming. He closed his eyes and sighed. She felt good, so good, as he sank into her again. 

Gabriel was all but lost when he felt Sam’s warm hand settle on his waist and skim down to cup his ass. He heard the click of a bottle of lube opening, and shivered with anticipation. 

Sam’s big hands stroked over his ass. One hand settled across the small of his back, while the other cupped his cheeks and then slipped between them. He teased Gabriel with practiced fingers, working him open before slipping first one finger and then two inside him. Gabriel moaned and bucked forward. Rowena choked on him. 

Sam laughed, an indulgent sound, and curled his fingers. Gabriel sank down to all fours as his knees and elbows started to buckle. Rowena pulled back, her small hands shoving back against his hips. He moaned as he came on the soft rise of her breasts.

*** 

Sam watched as Gabriel rolled back on the other side of Rowena, his chest heaving. She turned towards him and caressed his face, both of them lazy and soft. Sam got up and returned with a wet washcloth. With strong sure strokes, he cleaned Rowena’s warm skin. 

Gabriel’s hand slid up to cup one of her damp soft breasts and she darted a teasing glance at Sam under her thick lashes. He settled on the bed on the other side of her. The two men let their fingers tangle together, over and around her breasts. Rowena sighed happily and turned to face Sam. For a few minutes they kissed, deep and hungry, before Gabriel rose up over Rowena and grabbed Sam's face. 

Their touches were desperate, grasping. Sam had kept himself in check with iron self control, making sure his lovers were satisfied. But he wanted, fuck, he wanted so much. He wanted both of them, all of them. Without thinking, his hips rose forward, grinding against Rowena. 

“Ohh,” she murmured. She reached down and he twitched against her touch. “Oh Sam, we have to do something about this." 

“My dear.” Rowena tugged at Sam. He was bigger than her, far stronger, but yielded to the guidance of her hands. He moved with her, letting her settle him back against the pillows. 

She knelt by his side and cupped his chin, turning him to face her with her fingers in his hair. He was sprawled out on the bed when Gabriel rolled over on top of him and ground down. Sam’s hands skimmed down his back.

“Oh, now you’re the needy one, huh?” The angel teased. 

“Shut up,” Sam murmured, grabbing his ass and holding him close. Their hips shifted and slid together for several long moments. Sam was breathing hard when he finally pushed Gabriel away. 

"Rowena," Sam's voice was low, ragged. “Come to me.” Everything, this whole night, the two of them, had wound him tighter and tighter. He wanted to lose himself in the moment, he wanted Gabriel and Rowena, he wanted everything all to himself. 

He held out his hands to his lover as she settled astride him. His fingers closed around her hips, thumbs digging bruises into her pale skin. He lifted her, held her, let her ease down onto him. 

She was perfect, so wet and hot and close. He moaned and let his eyes flutter shut. He could get absolutely lost in her. Sam began to move, thrusting slow and steady. 

A quiet sound made him look up. Gabriel was watching the two of them hungrily, a smirk curling his lips. Sam looked deep into the angel's whiskey-golden eyes. He reached out and stroked his face, drawing him in for a deep searching kiss.

"Let me help you with this," he whispered, and then he bit Sam's lower lip. Sam gasped and thrust forward harder. Gabriel cupped his face and tangled his fingers in his hair, teasing him, rough and caring all at once. Sam would’ve never asked for this kind of sharp soft touch but he was savoring it.

“Please,” Sam heard himself gasp, not even sure what he was asking for. He was used to commanding, to giving. He wasn’t used to begging. But these two, together, were pushing him so far past what was usual. He was overloaded with pleasure, with so many sensations at once, but he still needed more. 

“Ro?” he panted. She leaned over, rolled up against his body. For just a moment, Sam saw both Rowena and Gabriel in front of him. He grabbed for them both, his hands clutching and desperate.

Then Gabriel lowered his mouth to his pulse point. Rowena arched her back and cried out, clamping down on him hard. Sam’s vision went blurry as he came between the two of them. *** Gabriel watched Sam try to catch his breath. There was really something about that huffy thing he did, chest heaving and neck flexing. Who knew that serious, studious Sam Winchester had so much in him? 

He was iron firm in his direction, but wildly generous. He was almost too much for one person. Gabriel understood, then, why the fiery witch Rowena was his chosen partner. Why Sam was okay sharing his bed with an archangel. 

Sam sank back against the pillows. Gabriel was tucked under one of his long arms, and Rowena was resting easily his broad chest. All three of them traded kisses, slow and sated and easy.

"Isn't it better, boys," cooed Rowena, "when we share?"

*** I originally wrote this story in Fall 2019, making it one of my earlier works. It got almost a complete rewrite this time. Thanks to @there-must-be-a-lock​ for reading, and rereading, and reading again while I worked out some things with the story. 

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Top 3 Supernatural Episodes Per Season

Warning: Spoilers below the cut. I am SUPER biased. Take everything I say with a HEALTHY grain of salt. 

Season 1: omg they look like INFANTS

1. “Home” 1x09. This episode is amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing AND it’s super important to the mytharch AND we get Winchester family drama. One of those early instances of “Wow we need to give Jensen Ackles an emmy like yesterday”. Mary turns up and foreshadows like??? so much??

2. “Scarecrow” 1x11. Super creepy, major “The Lottery” vibes, fuck I just. I love it. 

3. “Hell House” 1x17. Close call between this one and “Something Wicked” but in the end, Harry and Ed and all the hilarity that ensues just. *chef’s kiss* 

Honorable Mentions: “Something Wicked”

Season 2:  ugh so many good episodes season 2 is SO good

1. “The Usual Suspects” 2x07. SAM GETS TO BE SO SNARKY IN THIS EPISODE AND I LOOOOVE IT. Also Diana is a bamf. 

2. “Croatoan” 1x09. UGH YASSSSSSS. Close call between this and “In My Time Of Dying”, though

3. “What is And What Should Never Be” 2x20. Look man, I don’t know what to tell you. I’m cheap as all get out. Dean angst? Gimme gimme. Also it has WYNONNA EARP IN IT.  

Honorable Mentions: “In My Time of Dying”, “Nightshifter” 

Season 3:  half of these episodes suck, the other half are perfect heeeelllppp

1. “Bad Day At Black Rock” 3x03. This episode it just hilarious from start to finish. Also, Bela vs. Dean. 

2. “Mystery Spot” 3x11. A double whammy of HILARIOUS and OH FUCK THIS IS DEPRESSING. 

3. “Jus In Bello” 3x12. It was real hard to decide between this and Ghostfacers but ultimately, Nancy Fitzgerald (aka Ella Lopez) and Victor Henrikson are the actual best and deserve all the love ever.  

Honorable Mentions: “Ghostfacers”, “The Kids Are Alright” 

Season 4: Somehow there is only one episode that is not stunningly amazing?? 

1: “On the Head of A Pin” 4x16. Cas becomes a main character and it is AMAZING and oh my god give Jensen ALL the emmys oh and ALSO we finally learn exactly what Sam and Ruby’s “extracurricular activities” entail. Feels like a movie. We get the reveal that the angels are working to break the seals. Anna is also amazing. Why is this episode so beautiful. I’m fucking crying and so is Dean. I could gush for hours. 

2. “It’s a Terrible Life” 4x17. This episode is just a fucking delight. (Am I giving it such a high score on the basis of The Kink’s “Well Respected Man” alone? Maybe. Honestly I SHOULD be putting Rapture here but oh well. I’m biased.) 

3. “Monster Movie” 4x05. It was hard to decide between this “In the Beginning” “Lazarus Rising” “The Rapture” and “Lucifer Rising” (which all deserve all the praise ever) but ugh ugh ugh this episode is ALSO perfect AND I love it a bajillion. It’s in black and white and the guest actress is SO pretty and also I think I’ve already gone into detail about how the MoTW is a Lucifer Parallel. Also Dean says he’s been rehymenated so TRANS!DEAN RIGHTS! 

Honorable Mentions: “In The Beginning” “Lazarus Rising” “Lucifer Rising” “The Rapture” 

Season 5: You want to be sad? You also want to watch really good TV? SEASON FIVE IS WHERE IT’S AT! 

1. “Two Minutes To Midnight” 5x21. I know, I know. I should be putting “Swan Song” here but look,, I am easily bought with the promise of Julian Richings as Death. 

2. “Free To Be You And Me” 5x03. Funny Destiel buddy cop film, Sam gets to be filtered through the eyes of an audience-stand-in in universe, also contains Castiel’s ICONIC line “but today you’re MY little bitch”. 

3. “Dark Side of The Moon” 5x16. Narrowly beats out “My Bloody Valentine”, “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”, and “The Song Remains The Same”. I am trash for any pieces of Sam and Dean’s childhoods and also this episode gives me SO MUCH material for beating up John with a baseball bat. 

Honorable Mentions: “Swan Song” “My Bloody Valentine” “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” “The Song Remains The Same” “The End” 

Season 6: We Don’t Talk About Season Six. 

1. “The Man Who Would Be King” 6x20. Cas. Destiel. Ow. 

2. “Mommy Dearest” 6x19. Eve! Sam Smith! idk, I just really like it.

3. “Appointment In Samarra” 6x11. As I said, I am easily bought with Julian Richings. Tessa the Reaper!!! Sam stop trying to murder your father. 

Honorable Mentions: “You Can’t Handle The Truth” “My Heart Will Go On” “Weekend At Bobby’s”

Season 7:  Terrible reputation given the fact that it has SO many great episodes. Sera Gamble? You’re mean. 

1. “Slash Fiction” 7x06. Why is this episode so hilarious???? Robbie Thompson starting out with a BANG!

2. “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie” 7x14. In the total goop of “thick. black. ooze.” of this season, 7x14 is a light in the darkness. Every inkling of joy, of spark, of color, of childishness, all of it, poured out into this one episode, wherein Sam totally loses his cool and I love it. Sam looks so pretty at the end. Dean is simultaneously an actual child and an actual Dad and I love it. 

3. “Out With The Old” 7x16. I love me some levis, man, don’t know what to tell you. It’s just so fun!!

Honorable Mentions: All of Robbie’s episodes, “Hello, Cruel World” “Repo Man” “Reading Is Fundamental” “How To Win Friends And Influence Monsters” 

(The ONLY reason I’m not including TBAI is bc @mad-as-a-box-of-frogs is slowly converting me to hating Megstiel enough to not watch Destiel episodes) 

Season 8: That one season where we admitted that Crowley’s a DICK. 

1. “Hunteri Heroici” 8x08. CAAAAS!!! Also the only episode where anyone watching actually gives a shit about the Sam x Amelia flashbacks. 

2. “LARP And The Real Girl” 8x11. Super fun! CHARLIE RETURNS. Dean is a FUCKING NERD. Sam gets flirted with :) Real close tie between this one and Pac-Man Fever

3. “The Great Escapist” 8x20. Edlund really gave it his all for this last episode. Cas kicks SO much ass. Sam needs to be protected at ALL costs. Kevin ALSO kicks SO much ass. The actor who plays Sweet Pea on Riverdale is here??? Wow.  

Honorable Mentions: “Pac-Man Fever” “As Time Goes By” “Everyone Hates Hitler” “Trial And Error” 

(See note on The Born-Again Identity for why Goodbye Stranger is not on this list. Again, blame @mad-as-a-box-of-frogs )

Season 9: Sam is mad at Dean for not letting him go

1. “First Born” 9x11. No, I will not elaborate. Tim Omundson speaks for himself. There is nothing wrong with this entire episode and if you try to tell me there is I can and will gut you like a fish. 

2. “Heaven Can’t Wait” 9x06. DESTIELLLLLLLLLLLL. 

3. “Do You Believe In Miracles?” 9x23. Wow it’s the first Season Finale to make it to my top 3!! Metatron gets what’s coming, DEAN BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON. 

Honorable Mentions: “Bad Boys” “Mother’s Little Helper” “Alex Annie Alexis Ann” “Meta Fiction”

Season 10:  Dean is mad at Sam for not letting him go

1. “The Executioner’s Song” 10x14. See my comments on “First Born”. 

2. “Angel Heart” 10x20. BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY. DESTIEL. JIMMY X AMELIA. COOL UNCLE SAMMY. DEAN IS A NERD. DEAN IS CLAIRE’S DAD NOW SORRY NO TAKE BACKS. (also, “blue eyes crying” is just ugh ugh ugh)

3. “The Werther Project” 10x18. SAMWITCH RISE!!!!!!!!!!! 

Honorable Mentions: “Hibbing 911″ “The Prisoner” “The Things We Left Behind” 

Season 11: Ahh, yes. You. Lucifer. Get fucked. 

1. “Don’t Call Me Shurley” 11x20. *slow clap* Robbie Thompson, you have served your country well. 

2. “Red Meat” 11x17. This is gonna sound strange, but this episode is sorta my comfort food?? I’ve watched it literally so many times. I love it. So much. 

3. “The Chitters” 11x19. Nancy Won wrote three episodes for SPN, all in season 11, they are all stellar. Chitters is GAY. She also wrote “Don’t You Forget About Me” and “Thin Lizzie” I’m putting them here so as not to crowd up the Honorable Mentions.

Honorable Mentions: “The Vessel” “Devil In the Details” “We Happy Few” “Baby” “Form And Void” “Into the Mystic” honestly just watch every non-bucklemming episode they are pretty much all amazing. 

Season 12: I WILL DEFEND MARY WITH MY LIFE DON’T @ ME 

1. “The Future” 12x19. DESTIEL. I would die for Kelly. Fetus!Jack. GOODBYE DAGON!! THE MIXTAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. “Who We Are” 12x22. JUST KILL ME WHY DON’T YOU, BOBO?! WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO. 

3. “Stuck In the Middle (With You)” 12x12. Destiel love confession!!!!!! Drowley!! Mary will fight everyone willingly!! SAM GETS THE ORANGE JACKET

Honorable Mentions: Every. Single. Non-BL. Episode. Watch. Them. Now. 

Season 13: JAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! 

1. “Advanced Thanatology” 13x05. *inhales deeply* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also, Steppenwolf. 

2. “Beat the Devil” 13x21. DICK JOKES GALORE. Also, we must protect Sam at all costs. Gabena is perfect. Samwitch is also perfect. Sabriel is also good. Lucifer can go fuck himself. 

3. “Breakdown” 13x11. It physically pains me not to put “Funeralia” here but alas, I must not show Steve Yockey too much favoritism. Anyways. DONNA!!! DOUG!! CREEPY!!! SAM’S HEART IS WORTH SO MUCH MONEY!! GIVE SAMMY A HUG!!

Honorable Mentions: “The Scorpion And The Frog” “Funeralia” “The Thing” “The Bad Place” “The Big Empty” “Lost And Found” 

Season 14: 

 1. “Moriah” 14x20. Proof that Supernatural will go down in history as ALMIGHTY. GOD IS THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN.

2. “Peace of Mind” 14x15. I still haven’t recovered. Jared must have had literally all the fun in the world. 

3. “Mint Condition” 14x04. Yay!! Very fun!!! (I wanted to put Optimism here, but again, I can’t show Yockey so much favoritism. It’s not my fault! he’s too good!!) 

Honorable Mentions: “Optimism” “Ouroboros” “Unhuman Nature” “Byzantium” “Damaged Goods”