#sadie x dottie

[fakemichaelsheen]

dottie, pouring tea: more tea dear?

sadie, smiles: thank you

dottie, thoughtful: so. what do you suppose they’re up to today?

sadie, waves a hand: oh who knows! I try not to ask too many questions

dottie, sipping tea: yes there’s only so much you need to know

sadie, taps her chin: he does keep coming home late…

dottie, nods: usually with an expensive receipt from the ritz

sadie: yes…

dottie, gets out of bed: well, I for one am glad he has a hobby

sadie, pulls on a dressing gown, chuckling: especially if it means the world isn’t about to end yet again

dottie, raises her teacup: I’ll drink to that

x

[ineffablecrankshaft]

VaVooooom - Happy S3 Weekaversary!

Seeing as @goodomensonprime have skimped a bit on the old S3 Announcement poster, I have taken the initiative to celebrate S3 by doing one for us - TaDa!

I am confident that this offering has captured everything NeilHimself has told us so far about s3.. How?

My extensively researched Thesis on what the heck is going on, below the Wossit🔽

Item One, yr Honour - it Starts with A wedding...

Item Two - On the casting of wives:

Article 3: Death by Goats, SPACE Goats...

Number 4 - Mr Neil's UNHEALTHY Chinchilla* obsession...

Part the fifth: FFS Neil...

*Mic Drop*

*Important foot note for artists - DO NOT listen to Hoziers Unknown/Nth when drawing Chinchillas cause now all i can hear is "Oh oh oh...

...CHINCHILLAAA"

[meowdejavu]

consider: shortly after aziraphale and crowley move into their new cottage, they each happen to meet one half of the couple next door. let's say this couple is named dottie and sadie, because why not?

so first aziraphale meets dottie, who comes by to drop off some banana bread and welcome them to the neighborhood. she spots crowley working on the flower beds and innocently asks if that's his husband. it catches aziraphale off guard and sounds so nice that he answers with "yes indeed, my husband anthony!" but he frets afterward because he can't possibly tell crowley he said that! they just moved in! it's way too soon!!!

a few days later, crowley meets sadie, who mentions that her wife spoke to his husband the other day. in response, crowley goes along with it like "uhh yes, my husband loved her bread!" and then he frets because he can't possibly tell aziraphale he said that! they're still getting settled! it's way too soon!!!

so they're living in fear of the other finding out that they told the neighbors they're married, without realizing they both want exactly the same thing.

anyway if you also like this scenario you may want to read the new chapter of my post-canon cottage fic ✨

[ineffable-ezra]

Dottie and Sadie are the new Sofia and Katya

[eydika]

eydika’s name list 2.0

more... names because the first name list I made isn’t enough anymore

A

Abaddon

Abbey / Abbie

Abel

Ace

Ada

Adam

Adrien

Agnes

Aiden

Akari

Alaska

Alchemy

Alec / Alex / Alexa

Alessi / Alessia

Alexis

Aliana / Alianna

Alice

Alison

Alistair

Alivia

Allie / Ally

Alpha

Alya

Amber

Amelia

Amity

Amos

Amy

Andie / Andy

Andrew

Andromeda

Angel

Anita

Anna / Anne

Annabelle / Annie

Apollo

Apple

Apricot

April

Archer / Archie

Arden

Ares

Argus

Ariel

Aron / Aaron / Auron

Arrow

Artemis

Arthur

Artis

Arya

Ash / Asher

Aspen / Aspyn

Astrid

Athena

Atlas

Atticus

Aubrey / Audrey

Audio

Auger

Auggie

August

Aurelia

Aurora

Austin

Autumn

Ava / Avaline / Avalon / Aveline

Avery / Avrey

Aya

B

Baby

Barbie

Basil

Bea / Bee

Bean

Beatrice / Beatriz

Bébé

Beck / Beckett

Beetle

Bella / Belle

Beryl

Betty

Bijou

Billie

Birdie

Bishop

Bitter

Blair / Blaire

Blaise

Bloom

Blue / Blu

Boheme

Bonnie

Bowie

Briar

Bridget

Brina

Brody

Bryson

Bunny

Byron

C

Cade / Cadea / Caden

Cairo

Cal / Calum

Caleb

Callie

Calliope

Calvin

Cameron

Candace

Canopy

Carly / Carlie

Carol / Caroline

Carter

Casper

Cassandra

Cassius

Catherine

Celia

Cetus

Chance

Charlotte

Cherry

China

Chip

Chloe

Cian

Cinnamon

Civet

Clara / Clary / Clarabelle

Claire

Clementine

Cleo

Clover

Cobalt

Colby

Colt / Colten

Constance

Cooper

Cora

Corey

Corvus

Cosmo

Cricket

Cynthia

Cyra

Cyrus

D

Dacre

Daisy

Dakota

Dalia

Dallas

Damien

Dana

Dandelion

Dandy

Dante

Daphne

Darby / Darcy

Darius

Darla

Davina / Divina

Davos

Dawn

Deacon

Deb

December

Deja

Delaney

Delta

Demi

Denim

Denver

Desmond

Dexter

Diego

Digit

Dion / Dior

DJ

Doe

Domino

Donna

Doran

Dorothy / Dot / Dottie

Douglas

Dune

Dusk

Dylan

E

Eachan

Ebele

Ebony

Echo

Eden

Edris

Effi / Effie

Egan

Elijah

Eliza

Ella / Ellie

Elliot

Ellis

Elodie

Elsbeth / Elspeth

Elsie

Elyse

Embla

Emily

Emlyn

Emma

Emmett

Emory

Erica

Erin

Ernest

Ernie

Esryn

Estelle

Ethan

Eugene

Eva / Eve / Evie

Evan

Evangeline

F

Fae / Fee

Faith

Fawn

Fawke

Felix

Fenris

Fergus

Ferris

Fig / Figgy

Finbar

Fizz

Fletcher

Fleur

Flint

Flora / Florence

Forrest

Fox

Frankie

Freya

G

Gage

Gaia

Gavin

Gemma

Gene / Genesis / Genevieve

Gigi

Gil

Giselle

Gladys

Gloom

Gloria / Glory

Goldie

Grace / Gracie

Greta

Griffin

Gus

H

Hadley

Hailey

Hana

Harlow

Harmony

Harper

Hawk

Hayden

Hazel

Hector

Henley

Henry

Hera / Hero

Honey / Honeydew

Hope

Hunter

I

Ian / Ion

Idris

Ieni

Iesha

Illori

Ilya

Imelda

Imogen

Imp

India

Indira

Ingrid

Irina

Iris

Isaac

Isara

Isla

Ivory / Ivy

Izzy

J

Jack / Jackie

Jade

Jake

Janice / Janis

Jason

Jasper

Jay / Joy

Jenan

Jericho

Jerry

Jibo

Jill

Jinx

Joan

Jude / Judith

Juleka

Juli / Julip

June / Juno

Juniper

Jupiter

Justice

K

Kaiven

Kale

Kappa

Kayla

Kellen

Kelly

Kes

Kimber

Kitana

Kitty

Kiwi

Knox

Kris

Kristy / Kirsty

Krull

Kumo

L

Laken

Lana

Lapse

Lark

Laurel

Lavender

Lemon

Lenka

Leo / Leon / Leonie

Levitt

Liberty

Lilac

Lilith

Lima

Lindsey

Locus / Lotus

Lottie

Luca / Luka

Lucia / Lucie / Lucy

Lucille

Lucky

Luis

Luna / Louna

Luther

Lux

Lynn

M

Mabel / Mable / Maple

Madison

Mae / May

Maeve

Magnolia

Mango

Mantis

March

Marcia / Marcy

Margaux / Margo / Margot

Marina

Marion

Marley

Marmalade

Mars

Martha

Mary

Mason

Maude

Maura

Maxine

Maya

Meadow

Medea

Melancholia

Melba

Memphis

Mercedes

Mercy

Mick

Milan

Milla

Millenia

Milo

Mina / Mona

Minerva

Minnie

Minnow

Miron

Misery

Mona

Monday

Montgomery

Monty

Morrigan

Morwenna

Myrtle

N

Nana

Nancy

Nasira

Nate

Nathaniel

Naveed

Navy

Ned

Nefarian

Ness

Nestor

Never

Newt

Nikki

Noah

Nora

Norma

Nova

Nutmeg

Nye

Nyx

O

Octa

October

Odessa

Olive / Olivia

Ollie

Omega

Omen

Onyx

Opal

Ophelia

Oriana / Orion

Oscar / Oskar

Otis

Owen

Ozzy / Ozzie

P

Paige

Paisley

Parker

Pat / Pattie

Paula / Paola

Pea / Peach

Pebble

Penelope

Pepper

Pepsi

Percy

Petrichor

Philippa

Philomena

Phoebe

Phoenix

Piccolo

Pip / Piper

Pixie

Poe

Pollux

Pomeline

Poppy

Portia

Primrose

Q

Queen

Quentin

Quibble

Quincy

Quinn

R

Rachel

Radian

Ransom

Raven

Ray

Razzia

Rebus / Remus

Reverie

Rhubarb

Rick

Rider / Ryder

Rigby

Rilla

Roach

Robin

Rory

Rosa / Rosalie

Rose

Roux

Rowan

Roxanne / Roxie / Roxy

Ruben

Ruby

Rune

S

Sabina / Sabine / Sabrina

Sable

Sadie

Saffron

Sage / Saige

Salem

Sam / Samantha / Sammie

Savant

Savian

Scarlett

Scotty

Scout

Sean

Sesame

Shea

Skye / Skylar

Sloane

Solomon

Spencer

Sprout

Star

Stella

Sunny

Sybil

Syc

Symphony

T

Tabea

Tabitha / Tabs

Tali / Talia

Tasha

Tate

Tau

Temper

Tharan

Theodora / Theodosia

Theros

Thimble

Thirteen

Thorn

Tia

Tilda

Tina

Topaz

Tora / Torian

Trinity

Trixie

Trope

Tulip

Turnip

Twig

U

Ukiyo

Umara

Umbra

Ursa

V

Valentin

Valerie

Valora

Vargas

Vaughn

Vector

Vega / Vegas

Velvet

Venus

Vera

Vernon

Vesper

Vinette

Violet

Vivek

Volt

W

Waverly

Wednesday

Wendy

Wes

Whisper

William

Willow

Winnie

Winona

Winter

Wish

Wren

X + Y + Z

Xena / Xenia

Xeno / Xenos

Yuki

Yuri

Zafira

Zaria

Zephyr

Zero

Zoe / Zoelle

Zona

Zyra

LAST NAMES

Abbot

Abernathy

Alton

Arcanum

Ashe

Astor

Badger

Balker

Bass

Bennett

Benton

Blake

Bleu

Blunt

Blythe

Cable

Cabot

Cain

Carter

Carver

Castillo

Choi

Clemonte

Coldwell

Collins

Colt

Craft

Craven

Crimson

Croft

Dabney

Danvers

Dayholt

Delpy

Driver

Dyer

Eades

Edge

Epithet

Epps

Evert

Farley

Fell

Fenner

Fig

Finch

Findlay

Fletcher

Foley

Fowler

Fray

Freud

Frost

Geller

Gill

Guest

Hale

Hapley

Harp

Hart

Hearst

Hooper

Hunt

Hyde

Ivy

Jinx

Keller

Kersey

Kingsley

Knight

Knox

Kraft

Krav

Laveau

Lecter

Lock / Lockwood

Lowell

Lush

Marr

Mills

Mist

Morgan

Morrison

Murray

Myers

Oaks

Patel

Pierce

Pike

Powell

Price

Pruitt

Quint

Quiver

Random

Ripley

Ryder

Sears

Sloane

Sparks

Stele

Strom

Sutton

Talbot

Tate

Thorne

Twig

Twist

Tycho

Utley

Valentine

Vance

Vaughn

Vos

Walker

Wallow

Weaver

Webb

Wiley

Wilkes

Winston

Wreath

Wright

Wrong

York

Zella

Zepeda

[dalekofchaos]

Black Widow fancast

My other Marvel fancasts

Spider-Man

X-Men

Fantastic 4

Wolverine

X-Force

Other Marvel characters

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff in the present day(unfortunately)

Sadie Sink as young Natasha Romanoff in the Red Room

Marina Aleksandrova as Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff in flashbacks

Svetlana Khodchenkova as Yelena Belova

Bridget Regan as Dottie Underwood

Karl Urban as Alexei Shostakov

Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye/Clint Barton

Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury

Sebastian Stan as The Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes

Nick offerman as Ivan Petrovitch 

Sophie Turner as Darkstar/Laynia Petrovna

Doug Jones as Ursa Major /Mikhail Uriokovitch Ursus 

Armie Hammer as Boris Turgenev/Crimson Dynamo

Jason Statham as  Yuri Petrovich

[meowdejavu]

To Finally Begin

Aziraphale/Crowley | Rated M

#domestic fluff, light angst, humor, flashbacks

Chapter 2 of 5

Shortly after moving into their home in the South Downs, Aziraphale and Crowley meet their new neighbors: Dottie and Sadie, the lovely married couple next door. The two women innocently wonder if Aziraphale and Crowley are also married, which makes things interesting... Because they haven't actually talked about that yet.

AO3

Basically I saw this post and thought "not only is this casting perfect, but what if they lived in the cottage next door" and ran with it. 💕