#Yelena Belova

[st-alia-atreides]

FLORENCE PUGH and SCARLETT JOHANSSON as THE WIDOWS

[fandomnerd9602]

Yelena: how long do we have to play the happy newlyweds?!

Y/N: until the mission is done

Yelena: (huffs) I hate chores. I hate playing the housewife

Y/N: I’ll make you my famous Mac and cheese.

Yelena: I love playing housewife!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.

Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: Do you like my top?

Maria: Yeah, she seems nice

Yelena: What

Nat: What

Kate: (:

[loislame84]

Kate: okay so it looks like we have to do this the old fashioned way.

Yelena: Molotov Cocktail

Kate, turning: what no?

Yelena, smiling holding up the bomb: let’s do it.

Kate: how did you make that so fast?

Yelena, shrugging: Russian.

[floilee]

Yelena: Being a girl sucks.

Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.

[marinasmarvel]

Kate: Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m afraid of clowns.

Yelena: You still hang around Barton, though.

Clint, in the vents: HEY!

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.

Natasha: That can't be true.

Yelena: Watch this.

Yelena: Kate Bishop, there's a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!

Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)

Yelena: God I love her.

[yelenasdiary]

Drabble for braiding yelenas hair?

Drabble || The Little Things

Pairing: Yelena Belova x GN! Reader

Summary: Yelena gets a call and has to go on a mission, but not before you've helped her get ready.

Fluff

Warnings: None. This is not proof-read or corrected! | 0.4K

Translations: detka (baby)

AC: Oh to be able to run my fingers through my little spicy Russian's hair 😍, thank you for sending this! I hope you enjoy! x

Yelena walked into the living room to see you already set up and ready for her. She had just gotten off the phone and was coming to tell you that she would be away for a few days. You always knew that if Yelena ever had to take a call out of the room it was most likely a job for her to do.

"Come sit" you smiled, "I've got everything ready" you added as Yelena walked towards you and sat on the floor with her back resting against the sofa. You grabbed the hair brush and began to softly brush through her short blonde locks.

"I'll only be gone a week" Yelena said, closing her eyes to relax as you ran the brush through her hair. This is one of her favourite things, having you braid her hair. She loved how soft and gentle you were, it gave her a peace of mind before we would have to go off and do what she'd been trained to do.

"It'll go by quickly" you assured her, "before you know it, you'll be back here just in time for our weekly face masks" you added with a chuckle.

"If anybody knew that you pampered me up like that, I'd be the core of every joke" Yelena replied, shaking her head.

"Keep your head still or you'll become the laughing stock of a different joke" you said, laughing. You grabbed the spray bottle and began to part the Russian's hair, "now, do you want it up or down?" you asked.

"Up please detka" Yelena replied, allowing herself to relax even more, throwing her head back a little more for you. You couldn't help but smile to yourself when you saw that her eyes were closed and she was at peace for the time being.

You began to part her hair and do sections at a time, twirling and twisting bit by bit, pining here and there all while Yelena enjoyed the little downtime she had left. She would chuckle every time you would apologise for 'hurting' her, you never hurt her but she thought it was adorable that you thought you did.

"Almost done my love" you said, placing a kiss on her forehead.

"Already?" Yelena asked, a little disappointed that she would soon have to gather her other things.

"Oh crap!" you rolled your eyes, "I stuff up a little, looks like you'll have to sit still for a little longer baby, sorry!" you added with a playful wink when Yelena opened her eyes.

"That's a shame, I thought you were the perfectionist at this" Yelena chuckled.

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[yorkshireteauk]

yelena and kate have wanda and nat over for lunch one day and nat jokingly says “compliments to the chef” to kate which then leads to kate walking into their kitchen and just paying yelena compliments for 5 minutes and kate leaving yelena with a light blush

[mosquito-queen]

A shudder ripples up Yelena’s spine. She quickly turns from her perch on the picnic table bench, and spits red ice onto the dirt. She hacks up the offending treat, before turning back to the concerned girl sitting across from her.

Kate’s face is twisted up in a knot, “Hey, are you okay? Did you choke or something?”

”What was that?” Yelena manages to cough out, grabbing a napkin from the table and trying to scrub the sticky flavor off her face.

Now Kate frowns: “You said you liked snowcones. I got you the tiger’s blood, that’s what you asked for right?”

“This is poison,” Yelena pushes the melting cup of disgusting towards Kate, “It is not how I remember it.”

Kate considers this, and uses her spoon stained in banana flavoring (Yelena did explicitly tell her she wouldn’t kiss Kate again until after she brushed her teeth of that flavor) to test Yelena’s snowcone. She swallows, and shakes her head, “This is it, the three flavors for one combo.”

Yelena pouts and insists, “No, it is not. It was different, better.”

”Well when did you have it last?” Kate flicks her sunglasses over her eyes, peering up behind the lenses in an attempt at playing detective. All Yelena can think about is the way Kate’s mouth is stained artificially red and maybe tiger's blood would taste like it was supposed to on her lips. Then Kate says: “You know your tastebuds change when you get old.”

”Cyka,” Yelena growls and snatches the glasses from Kate’s face. She slips them on. Kate doesn’t attempt to take them back, just squints the sun out of her eyes as punishment. Except it isn’t really a punishment - Kate loves it when Yelena wears her sunglasses. Yelena plays absently with the spoon in the barely solid snowcone, “I don’t know. Must of been Ohio.”

That’s always Yelena’s answer when she ends up hating something she allegedly loved. Kate doesn’t hold it against her, but she can’t understand it either. At first she thinks it’s just nostalgia. Kate catches herself falling into that trap sometimes: the mall, sick days, McDonald's fries (nope, that one still holds up). Kate thinks Yelena just has her Ohio childhood on a pedestal - which, again, completely fair with all things considered.

Kate starts doubting Yelena experiences Regular People Nostalgia when she says she wants to go back to Cedar Point. The best Kate can do is take her to Coney Island. Kate doesn’t say anything when they walk past a warning for minimum height requirement. She doesn’t say anything when her brain absently notices that a six year old Yelena could not have made it on the ride. Maybe Ohio had even less rules than Coney Island. Who was Kate to know? Yelena throws up after the first roller coaster. She’s a curious shade of white when she practically shoves Kate out of her way, beelining towards the trash can. Her aversion to rollercoasters is very funny with all things considered.

Sometimes Yelena will be restless. She paces and sighs and opens the cabinet doors over and over and over and over again. Kate doesn’t know what she’s looking for. She just knows Yelena never finds it. She’s usually mumbling, “I was doing something.” She’ll pace off again, come back, sigh. “I just can’t remember..” The thing is, Yelena is very good at not remembering what she is doing outside of a mission. The other thing is that Yelena is very good at making up what she was supposed to be doing. Kate suspects it’s the same way Yelena is very good at filling the gaps in her memory.

Kate thinks about how badly Yelena must want these things to turn them into her reality. She thinks about how a six year old little girl had time to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known and carefully craft an entire imaginary normal life. She thinks about how another version of Yelena went to Cedar Point, had sticky tiger’s blood dripping from her chin, camped in her backyard with her sister, sat through family dinner every night, failed math class in eighth grade, broke her arm doing a backflip on the trampoline, spent her summers traversing the world on family vacations. Kate likes that Yelena just as much as this one.

Sadness sours this Yelena’s face. There’s a deep loneliness that would rival the sprawling desert. Kate says, “Ohio probably puts cherry in it instead of strawberry.”

Yelena perks up, “That must be why I remember it different.”

“Maybe we try something new next time,” Because Kate wants to stop waking in the middle of the night to half-muffled sobs coming from the bathroom after every failed attempt of Yelena trying to reconcile reality and delusion. Whatever Yelena wants to be real should be.

[fandomnerd9602]

Yelena smacks her baton playfully…

Yelena: heard someone has been naughty.

Y/N: oh yes I have

Yelena slaps handcuffs on them…

Yelena: i am taking you to brig

Y/N: yelena? Kate! Tell her she’s mistaken!!

Kate just laughs, watching the whole thing…

Yelena drags Y/N away…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: What state do you live in?

Kate: I live in a state of constant anxiety.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: I’ve invited you here to play the deadliest game.

Kate, nodding confidently: Knife Monopoly.

Yelena: What?

Yelena: I was going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[chaxan08]

Kate: I'm this close to falling in love with Yelena. Peter: Your fingertips are touching. Kate: Exactly.

[floilee]

You can't blame any of them