#salivating like a dog

[007reid]

he’s evil for this

[elskiee]

feeling very much like a victorian man seeing a woman's ankle for the first time!! <3

[narcissos]

im gonna start watching dungeon meshi because yall keep putting some scrumptious man with tits on my dash and its really affecting me now

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

COSTAS MANDYLOR as ALPHONSE ROYO

↳ Players (1997)

[carlyraejepsans]

me all day: i should hold off on food so i can really savor my pizza tonight. hunger makes the best condiment

me at 20:30

[canisalbus]

why must Finns always tell people to try salmiakki? you guys sadistic or something?? visited over there some years ago and was given that stuff without explanation or warning and was told "just try it". and then the person laughed at my pain 😭 (and now I sometimes sadistically tell people to try it eheheh)

lmao love your blog tho, your art is very shaped and your dog men are very anguished and it speaks to me as a gay man from a very religious area (not religious myself, tho). also love reading your responses to asks, interesting stuff in there. anyway keep doing what you do! unless it's feeding salmiakki to unsuspecting foreigners, pls don't do that lmaooo

I guess it's just very funny to watch how people react to it! Salmiakki is extremely popular here and comes in many forms (my current toothpaste is salmiakki flavored, so are my d-vitamin supplements), yet it's absolutely inedible to many people who aren't used to it. They aren't offering it to people out of malice and I think in most cases you get a little warning beforehand, that it's a weird local food that might taste strong and unpleasant. I've known people who have moved here and gradually developed a liking for it. It goes well with milk chocolate and that mix might be a more palatable option if plain salmiakki doesn't appeal to you.

[acapelladitty]

Tell me Clarice, would you ever say to me. 'Stop. If you loved me, you'd stop'?

Not in a thousand years.

My copy of the Hannibal 4K Ultra HD blu-ray was delivered and it's absolutely gorgeous!!

[cheapsh0tz]

Thinking about yeonjun pounding this pussy and filling it with his cum.

[purpleisnotacolor]

...too many people in fandom think mercy killing is justified.

[t00thpasteface]

ooooo tell me i'm not getting nostalgic about working in that 50s diner. checkerboard tiles or no, it was still food service... fnv radio mods are giving me the warm fuzzies and also war flashbacks thinking about that time i was so burnt out i got brought to actual tears by an elvis slow jam on the overhead speakers. i stress-ate like an animal in the back every day but at least it was free

[cumbutton]

drooly

[lagosbratzdoll]

people genuinely believe that grrm wrote f&b, and showed us all the Targ women who suffered because of their gender just to end the main series with another Targaryen woman dead on the blade of yet another Targaryen man.

[alicepao13]

Rating the Kommissar Rex/Il Commissario Rex/Hudson and Rex human partners for funsies, in chronological order. Contains spoilers, some bias, and opinions based on superficial characteristics. I will take the blame for any distorted memories I have of the shows, although I did a full rewatch last summer. (Rewatch refers to Kommissar Rex and Hudson and Rex. I could only watch Il Commissario Rex once. Well, 0.75 times. I couldn’t find some of the episodes.)

Kommissar Rex

Richard Moser: The blueprint. Not necessarily the best one in my opinion (although if you ask kid me, yes), but they modeled at least two other characters after him in the reboots. Pretty nice (although a product of his time), street smart, recently divorced, and the first few episodes where he and Rex are getting used to living together are hilarious. Moser’s dry humor was good too, also his whump scenes where great. And I appreciated the nude scenes a lot (thanks, German tv of the 90s). 8/10

Alex Brandtner: The hot one. Also, more of a “new age” cop (new age here means post 90s, don’t get confused). Kid me didn’t appreciate the hotness but I watched it in my teen years, and oh boy. And the action scenes, while sometimes ridiculous and making you wonder why???, really showed the actor’s training in physical scenes too. I always liked the way Brandtner immediately bonded with Rex and then we learn of the tragedy with his own dog. Too bad his love life was even more non-existent than Moser’s. 9/10

Marc Hoffmann: I’ll be honest, I just didn’t care for him for the most part, but I did like the fact that for the first time there was a ship with him and Nikki. They went for a different style with this one and it shows. Marc is less type A than the previous two, not a bad thing, but by that point, it was clear that Kommissar Rex as a show was nearing its end and I think it sometimes showed. 7/10

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Il Commissario Rex (At this point, let me just say that I don’t associate the two shows with each other. And whoever has watched both, would probably agree with me. It hardly matters that the Italian show starts as a spinoff.)

Lorenzo Fabbri: Ugh, I don’t know what it is with this guy but I didn’t like him much. His style was a lot like Moser at first (adopting Rex, saving him from a miserable fate, learning to live with him, etc.). I absolutely hated the storyline with the forensics scientist throwing herself at him every chance she got and him trying to avoid her instead of flat out telling her he’s not interested, and then at some point they slept together??? Anyway, did not like. 6/10

Davide Rivera: I liked that guy but sadly we didn’t have that many episodes with him. He could have had more to offer as a character. More quiet than the sometimes too loud Lorenzo, and took some time to warm up to Rex if I recall. I liked that he took no flack from his boss (Sidenote: the boss didn’t like Rex at first and kept wanting to get rid of him, and I wanted to rip him to shreds). 7/10

Marco Terzani: I literally found one season of his episodes, so I’ll reserve judgment (if anyone has his second and third season, please give it to me lol or point to the right direction). He seems kinda reckless? He’s definitely attractive. ?/10, more research needed.

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Hudson and Rex

Charlie Hudson: Started off as kind of mediocre for me, then he made me change my mind. When I started watching, I was hellbent on comparing every single thing of this show to the characters of the original at first, so I’m partially to blame for my initial perception of him. However, I won’t blame myself for the bad writing, pacing, and overall mediocrity of S1 that contributed to a big part of it. Anyway, they used some of Moser’s backstory (divorced, adopts Rex after his K-9 partner tragically dies) and expanded on it. Charlie has had the most development as a character than any of the others, which makes sense since he’s the first of Rex’s partners to live that long or not get rebooted lol. He definitely gets bonus points for having a love life too. And for not dying, despite all the whump situations he gets himself into. Definitely falls under the reckless category too. 70% himbo, 100% whump magnet. 9/10

[alliluyevas]

got my invisalign this morning and i'm trying to work from home and cannot focus to save my life. teeth feel weird.

[psiimaid]

thank you so much everyone who’s ever depicted the helmsman as a horribly grotesque mutilated monstrous Thing

[theophagie-remade]

Since I believe AFO is unfortunately going to die by the end of bnha, I think that Horikoshi should go full circle and make Yoichi keep his spirit quarantined in whatever metaphysical realm he and the other vestiges inhabit. Bad boys get bitten in the ass by karma and get locked up in the mental vault with their righteous little brothers as captors

(sexy role reversal)

("I'm keeping you captive because you are mine alone" as an inherently villainous, selfish, possessive sentiment -> "I'm keeping you captive for the greater good" as a degradation of a genuine desire for justice and peace)

(*insert president Giorgio Mattarella "A dream. A fable, perhaps" pic*)