#sam answers asks

[vargskelegore]

OK! So transfer student shuri showing up to your practice, with an extra water bottle! Transfer student Shuri who says "I'm here for _____" and takes ur bag with all ur stuff in it, slings it across her shoulder and walks u to ur dorm!. Pls I need this!

author's note: now thats some gay ass shitttttt, ain't no way reader's friends would assume their relationship is straight.

friends, huh? - hbcu!shuri x black!reader

word count: 958 words. (shorter than normal, sorry!)

homecoming was coming up fairly soon, and your majorette team was stopping at nothing to perfect the routine that was being prepared for the school.

your school’s band decided the song they would play for the homecoming game was remember the time by michael jackson, and your majorette team would prepare the dance for the song.

with being homecoming being a little under a week away, these practices got more intense. you were the leader of the majorettes, too, so this was more pressure on you than anybody else.

as the practice continued, your water was beginning to run out, and as of right now, since your school was so cheap, the water lines in the gyms and practice rooms/halls weren’t working properly.

you mentally cursed yourself as your team went over the dance routine one more time. “fuck.. i think i’m gonna die if i don’t get no damn water soon.” you muttered. “alright ladies, we’re gonna take ten, if you need to go get water from the other building, feel free, i don’t care.” you were out of breath, and needing a towel asap.

you went to go sit down in the locker room, checking your phone. your face lit up when you saw a message from shuri. opening up your phone, it was a selfie of her, smiling, walking outside. you tilted your head a bit. where was she walking to? not that it was any of your business.

you replied a quick ‘cute :)’ before setting your phone down to get a towel from your locker. coming back, you see she read it, but nothing more. you frowned a bit, because usually she’d walk and text you at the same time, but not this time you assumed.

you overthought a lot-- you never meant to do that, but it always happened. combine that with dance practice, and you were bound to have a stroke.

you sighed for a bit before turning off your phone, because you realized the ten minutes was up, and everyone was back, chatting.

you left the locker room with your towel, setting your phone down next to your bag.

a couple of girls were having a conversation about someone, squealing and giggling. “y’all seen that girl that transferred here? shit, i didn’t think i liked girls til i saw her.” a couple of them laughed, and you raised your eyebrow, wondering what they were talking about, you called out.

“who y’all talkin bout?” you simply asked, getting prepared for another practice.

“nothin, just that new girl.. where she from, wakanda?” you stopped in your tracks once you heard that. they were talking about shuri. your stomach turned a bit hearing them talk about her like that.

“oh, her.. yeah i know who y’all are talking about. why are y’all talking about her?” your voice was a bit weary, but you tried not to show it.

“we saw her walking down the sidewalk.” another girl said, her voice getting all giggly from talking about shuri.

you stomached the way they spoke, clearing your throat before clapping. “alright y’all we need to run the dance again! we ain’t got much time.” your leader voice came through because you couldn’t bare to have this conversation.

there was about ten more run throughs of the dance in twenty minutes, and you were burnt out.

as the rehearsal came to a close, you gathered the girls in a circle to talk about things that need to be fixed in the future rehearsal.

“alright y’all, we did good today but it needs to be better tomorrow. i’m really proud of what we have going on as of right now, but i’m sure we can do better--”

you were interrupted by the loud door opening. all the girls turned around to look, and you were confused yourself at who could’ve came in.

“..are you looking for something?” one of the girls called out. you could hear some of them giggling at who walked into the room, and whispering.

“uh.. i’m here for y/n.” your ears perked up at who it was. shuri.

she was holding up a water bottle, other hand in her hoodie pocket as she stood there awkwardly.

you moved away from the girls to walk up to shuri. you could see her face visibly light up once she saw you.

“what are you doing here? i thought you were studying..” you whispered to her as you walked up to her. she only laughed.

“when you were complaining about there being no water in the gym, i asked you when rehearsal ended so i could give you some.. i didn’t want to interrupt during the rehearsal.” she was clearly shy and embarrassed because everyone else was staring at you.

“that’s so sweet.. um- thank you, shuri.” your face was getting warm as you grabbed the water from her.

“oh, so you wasn’t finna tell us that you know her, y/n?” one of your co-majorettes called out. everyone else just laughed. you cleared your throat.

��well, she and i are friends-- wait, why are you in my business? rehearsal is over, y’all go back home.” you were quick to speak as shuri went over to grab your bag and put it over her shoulder. “i’m ready when you are, y/n.” her voice was back to being soft as the girls giggled some more.

“friends, my ass.” one of them whispered. you were so embarrassed at this point, there was nothing more to say.

“girl hush, y’all better get out of here before y’all get locked inside.” you warned as you walked out of the dance practice room with shuri.

there was something neither you and shuri could deny,

and that was being friends was kiiinda overrated.

[hoeforhao]

thoughts on the svt members and exhibitionism 😵‍💫

i feel a pool under me even thinkin 'bout it -

members who would be into exhibitionism i feel : seungcheol, jeonghan,wonwoo, dino, mingyu, hoshi, woozi. Like as much as they would want to keep the treasure they've scored to themselves, they would equally love to devour you in public, your moans reverbing in everyone's ears, your honeymelon skin on the show as they paint it with their marks, showing others that they can enjoy the display but never feel the taste of you on their lips or be able to pump in you.

members who won't be sure about the term but will be willing to try if you're into it : jun, dokyeom, seungkwan, VERNON, joshua, minghao. Your request will come off as an absolute surprise to them cuz the last thing they would wanna do is showcase their beloved's body to the mass. But if you want, they would be down on their knees in an instant, internally smirking at how kinky their partner is!

Do y'all want me to do it separately for each member?

[antisociallilbrat]

Stan is absolutely the mf who has to be told by Richie that they're dating. "Stan we've been going to dinner and movies and the park one on one for months!" "I thought you were just being a good friend." "We make out all the time!" ".... A really good friend."

You are 100% correct Rose

Also I love this shift bc usually people would say it would be Richie who needs to be told that they're dating but no it's STAN.

Stan gets to the point where he needs Richie's hand running through his curls to lull him to sleep and he's just like "it's what friends do- nothing weird about that" OR he wears Richie's cloths- like his band tees- but in his own style. Tucked in with a collar long sleeve shirt underneath. The Losers give him a weird look and he's like?? I spent the night at Richies and had no clothes to wear today? Would you have rather me show up nude?

Stan is completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Losers are giving him a strange looks isn't because he's wearing Richie's clothes, it's bc he just called Richie his 'best friend' while wearing Richie's clothes. Also Richis is suffering at the sight of Stan in his clothes.

[inky-goddess]

you made me save several shirtless onceler images to my phone just to send to you. apologize right now and I will only send this one

WELL YOU'RE GONNA BE MY DODGEBALL TARGET NEXT-

[first-flower-of-my-house]

🍎, 🎂 and 🍷 for miss Kira? ^^

Thanks for the ask!!

🍎: Do they share any features or traits with any family members?

She gets her red hair from her mother!

🎂: Has your OC have any contradictory interests or traits to the first preception people have of the? How do they surprise people?

She crochets! Which is not something most people know, and would probably not mesh with the mental picture most people have of her as Commander Shepard lol. She made Tali a doll of her drone, which was easy since it’s just a sphere, but the colors were a lot harder to get right

🍷: What's one of your OC's pet peeves concerning food?

Undercooked meat is a no go for her, not just stuff like pork and chicken, but also beef (she hates anything rarer than well done cause texture issues)

[samar-arijjj]

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

SAAAAAM

I HAVE GOOD NEWS I HAV RGOOD NEW I HAVE GOOD NEWS

OOOHHH WHAT IS ITT???

[moonlitdark]

I went through your blog all the way back to the 15 questions thing to make sure I remember correctly, and YES i was right you DO have two dogs! So what I am asking is: would you be willing to show us the doggos??? People deserve to know! (Me, I am the people).

So, you want to see my doggos, @al-ghoul? Well, here they are, fresh from their 2nd bath after getting sprayed by a skunk the night before. 🦨🦨🦨

This picture represents neither the first nor the last of such run-ins. In my old neighbourhood, there was a fairly substantial skunk population. Although we remained vigilant while letting the rascals out before bed, we sometimes failed to spot a skulker in the shadows. One night, the dog on the left—let's call her Ninny (not her real name)—charged into the darkness and emerged with a creature grasped in her teeth. As we gaped in horror, she shook it around and then released it. The skunk, unfazed, promptly sprayed poor Ninny right in the face. We can laugh about it now, but the potency of such a direct hit was debilitating for both Ninny and the bystanders now gagging and gasping for air. Months later, we were still haunted by phantom whiffs of Eau de Skunk to remind us of our folly.

[nightingaleglow]

Pandalily Stone Statue Fic???? That sounds so interesting. Do you mind saying what it’s about??

hiii my friend!! look at the previous ask for a little description!! here a little snippet:

Five days go by. 

The second thing that happens is the news that’s in the paper on the fifth day.

BLACK HEIR FOUND DEAD. 

Lily’s breath catches in her throat because for a second she thinks- not Sirius. 

Then she remembers. 

His little brother. 

Regulus. 

Pandora’s best friend. 

Lily collapses on the floor and her lungs slowly run out of air as her thoughts race through her head and she thinks- not Pandora. Please, not her.

Not now, when there is a war going on and Lily needs her to be safe, when there is a war going on and she doesn’t feel safe if Pandora isn’t right there next to her, when there is a war going on and the only hope she has everyday to keep going is Pandora herself. Her hope, her wonder, her little miracle she found one night, dreamily wandering the halls of Hogwarts. 

Not tomorrow, when there will still be a war going on and Lily is too scared to get out of bed if it isn’t for Pandora, when there will still be war going on and Lily loses another friend, and all she can do is hide away in Pandora’s safe arms. Curious eyes, shy smiles and chaste kisses were all it took to convince the both of them; this was something special and sacred.   

Not later, when the war is over and they will have survived, and Pandora and Lily will heal together, when the war is over and they will have survived, and Pandora and Lily finally get to start their life together. In the middle of the chaos of a rising war, there was Pandora. She was there every single day, she was there in Lily’s darkest moments and Lily never really imagined Pandora not being there. Because she always came back. Even now, she had to.

[vargskelegore]

ik you got a million requests rn but the roommate hc was TOO GOOD!! imagine bringing a GUY back to the dorm without telling shuri (to get back at her LMAO). mamas is HEATEDDDDD

author’s note: see you ate with this fren.... i swear when i saw this i just KNEW i had to write about it. wrote this while listening to inhale by bryson tiller. also, the hbcu!shuri tag is now considered popular!!! thank y’all so much for getting me to this point :) as per usual, all of this is my original work and hbcu!shuri as a concept belongs to me. thank you!

inhale. - hbcu!shuri x black!fem!reader

warnings: a bit mature, implied sexual things, semi angsty???? a very annoyed shuri.

requests: closed for now! read about why here.

word count: 1,312 words!

another friday, another ‘time-to-get-this-day-over-with-so-you-can-hang-out-with-shuri.’ or was it? it had been a week since she brought a girl over to y’alls dorm without saying a word, and honestly, you felt like it was long overdue to get back at her.

other people would call this petty, but you called it-- well, you called it petty too, but you also called it ‘well deserved pettiness.’ shuri had apologized so many times since the incident, and you forgave her every time, but you needed her to see how much it bothered you when she did it.

there was no majorette practice today, so you decided to make your way to basketball practice to speak to a friend. a very special friend.

your earbuds loudly played the city girls- there sure as hell was sound bleeding, but you really didn’t care because they were your go-to’s for an anthem when you wanted to be petty.

‘don’t nun but this cash make this pussy talk..’

as you continued to make your way to the basketball court, your phone dinged. there was no doubt in your mind that it was shuri. you decided to ignore her for the time being. you took a long sigh, realizing that ignoring her would take a lot more effort than expected, but you still pursued.

you stopped at the door for the basketball court, looking down at the time on your phone, before looking up and opening the door. you looked around as you walked around, hands in your pockets as you looked for a friend.

you leaned on the side of the bleachers and waited for him to notice you. once he did, he raised his eyebrow at you and jogged over. “girl, what are you doing here? you don’t ever come to practice.” he questioned, crossing his arms.

“michael, i need to ask you a favor..”

“it can never be good when you’re asking me a favor.” he responded almost immediately, and it made you chuckle. “valid response.. just do this for me?”

“hook me up with either gina or marquise, then we can talk. i have no preference.” rolling your eyes, you sighed. “fine. we have a deal.”

michael smiled at those words. “bet. let me finish practice and we can talk afterwards.” you nodded in response as you sat down on the bleachers, crossing your legs and checking your phone, realizing that shuri was still texting you. a smirk curled onto your lips before you turned your phone off.

practice was over after thirty minutes, and michael walked over to you, bag across his shoulder. “alright, i’m ready, y/n.” you got up from the bleachers and led him out of the gym.

“so.. are you gonna tell me what this is all about, now?” he urged, following behind you. “i need your help in making someone jealous.” those words made him groan. “girl, you cannot be serious. who?”

“...so, y’know my roommate?”

“that lil gay girl?” his words made your jaw drop before you hit his arm. “michael! she’s got a name, y’know..”

“right, it’s shuri udaku. yeah, i know her. everyone does, she’s the princess of wakanda.” michael said in a blunt tone. “okay, well.. last week she brought this girl to our dorm and didn’t tell me.”

“who, jaz? because she’s been feening after shuri for a while.. like since she started attending the school.” that made you roll your eyes. “that’s her name?”

“yeah, her. i remember her from when she went to tryouts for the majorette team when you weren’t there and apparently she did awful.” a small scoff escaped michael’s lips.

“some girl she is.. anyways, i need you to-”

“pretend to be your new boy toy and bring me to the dorm unannounced? i’m not surprised. don’t she know you like girls, though?”

“i don’t know, we kissed a few times, and-”

“then girl, what the hell is the point of doing this? if you don’t take your ass to the dorm and tell her you love her! fuck is the point of beating around the bush, y’all both gay, just date.” michael rambled, placing a hand on his hip.

“it’s not that simple, i just.. i need her to see that what she did really hurt me.”

“this is the most toxic way of getting your point across, i hope you know that.”

“i’m gonna tell marquise that you don’t like dudes.”

“...just take me to the damn dorm.”

shuri sat on her bed anxiously. she had been checking her phone like crazy for the last hour because you hadn’t texted back. was there a party she wasn’t aware of? did you actually end up having practice? all of these thoughts suddenly went away once she heard the door unlocking.

she immediately looked up from her phone like a dog seeing a squirrel. she couldn’t even wait anymore, she bolted to the door and opened it with a wide smile.. only to be greeted by the sight of you.. and a very, very tall man. that had his hand on your waist.

she tried to contain how shocked she looked. in fact, her heart jumped out of her chest at the sight. she cleared her throat as she stood aside, holding the door open and watching you two walk inside.

“um.. hey, y/n. i thought we had plans-- why didn’t you text back?” her voice was quite nervy, and you just looked at her and tilted your head. “you texted? oh.. i didn’t see it, phone must’ve died.” you shrugged, setting your bag down.

her heart slightly dropped. she took a swallow before opening her mouth again. “and.. who is this? i don’t think i’ve met him before.” you could hint the bitterness in her voice, and it made your heart race.

“oh.. this is michael. he’s on the basketball team.” you giggled a bit as you looked up at michael with a smile.

“wassup, lil bro.”

now that just sent shuri over the damn edge. her hand was slowly balling up into a fist, but she tried to keep it cool. “hello, michael. i’m not sure if you’re.. aware, but y/n is occupied for the night, we actually had plans tonight, right y/n?” shuri looked back at you with a soft face, but you could tell it was angry as hell behind all of that.

“but, i-”

“no, no.. we planned yesterday, correct?” there was no way you could say no to her. that smile was practically forcing you to say yes.

“..yeah. i’m sorry, michael.” was all you could manage to say. it was all going to plan, yes, but you didn’t exactly plan the outcome.

michael, playing the perfect role of a straight man, smacked his teeth and stuck his hands in his pockets. “aight. it’s cool. text me when you get a chance, y/n.” he looked back at you as he got up and walked to the door.

“yeah, we’ll see if she manages to go through with that, she just brings around so many guys.” shuri lied, a small laugh escaping her lips as she looked back at you with a wink.

your heart fluttered slightly. shuri urged him out the door, and slammed the door shut before locking it as well.

the room was silent for a moment.

“michael, huh? a basketball player? i knew you were absolutely ridiculous.” she began to laugh as you got up and tried to walk over to your desk to avoid this conversation.

“no no no, you don’t get to do that.” she was quick to grab your arm and spin you around. she placed a hand on your waist as she looked down at you and smiled. “what’s wrong? cat got your tongue?” you felt more than one area on your body flutter, and you managed to let out a whimper.

“i’ll make you real audible soon enough.”

[hoeforhao]

I see no difference 😳💖

Just me???

LORD DON'T WRECK ME LIKE THIS GIRL😭

mera aisa aditya kashyap kidhar kho gaya yaar :(

[antisociallilbrat]

for totally not fanfic writing purposes, who do you think is who's first kiss in the losers club? i personally believe stan's first kiss is richie and eddie's was either richie too or bill but yk that's just my hc

👀👀 interested in what you got cookin now

I have very strong opinions on this. You are indeed correct, Stanley and Richie were each other's first kiss. When they were like 12 and going through that awkward stage of questioning their sexuailty and they were like "well how do we know we like guys if we never kissed one?" and surprise- they both like guys.

And yeah Ik Bill and Bev were cannonlly each other first kiss but BORING, Bill's first kiss was actually with Eddie and vice versa, before the play. They were like five and they were playing house. Bill was the dad and Eddie didn't want to be the mom so he was like?? Can I aslo be the dad?? And Bill being five was like "Yeah of course!" And then 'kissed' his 'husband'...Sonia had a conniption fit when she learned they were playing house with two dads.

Okay so like I said Bill was Bev's first kiss in the play and we all know Ben's was with Bev but what about Mike? Glad you asked.

So they're like 14/15 and playing truth or dare and Richie asks Mike who the last person he kissed was. Mike flusters and admits he's never been kissed. The whole group gasps bc how the hell has Mike not been kissed? He's Mike, everyone loves Mike. Then Richie declares that obviously someone has to kiss Mike right now- he was totally planning on being the one to do it- but then Bill jumps up with a "I volunteer!!" (Bonus points if this a timeline where this happens when the Hunger Games got popular) and Bill kisses Mike right there, shy from both their ends and smiling to wide. Yes literally everyone else was jealous. Of both of them.

[inky-goddess]

wheres is the other "k"?

Im being dumb what is this in reference to what did I fuck up

[first-flower-of-my-house]

in honor of that post about using asks again, here’s a question: what’s on your tbr/to play/to watch list right now?

Hi friend!!

Tbr is-

House of Earth and Blood

House of Sky and Breath

House of Flame and Shadow

Brisingr

Inheritance

The Fork, The Witch, and The Wyrm

Murtagh

Outbound Flight

Sandry’s Book

Tris’s Book

Daja’s Book

Briar’s Book

Stoneheart

Ironhand

Silvertongue

Furyborn

Kingsbane

Lightbringer

To play list is-

Finish Mass Effect 3

Mass Effect Andromeda

Finish Pokémon Violet main file DLC

Finish Pokémon Scarlet main file game and DLC

Finish BOTW

TOTK

I don’t really have a to watch list tbh

[louisapennyfeather2021]

🍒🍉🍊

:)

Thank you, Layne :)💙

🍒 Do You Title Your Chapters?

It depends, tbh. In my fanfics, I've started titling chapters more because I know people enjoy fun titles. I'm just struggling with actually making the titles fun lol.

I don't title them in my original works, though.

🍉 Favorite Trope? What's a cliche that you just love?

This will sound weird and you have to let me explain, but I like the trope of an "Alpha Hero" who is just a protagonist with a lot of money, no worries, strong willed, and very successful. My family was very poor for most of my life, so it's a nice form of escapism for me to read books where the protagonist doesn't have to face the hardships that come with not having money :)

I also love a good, well written betrayal. I'm still working on the first draft of a series I want to one day publish, but I already know there's at least 2 big betrayals because I just love the trope so much.

I love the book cliche of the Nerdy MC who likes to stay home. As long as they're written well, I like them because they're very easy to relate to!

🍊 Do you have a trusted Beta Reader or are you more of the "No Beta, We Die Like Men" type?

I suck at tagging on ao3... that being said, one of my most used tags is "No Beta, we die like [insert fandom character name]"

For example, some or my favorites:

"No Beta, we die like Elizabeth and Sebastian"(both of them were koi fish that got maybe 10 seconds of screen time)

"No Beta, we die like Vegas's hedgehog"(another pet that got less than a minute of screen time)

"No Beta, we die like Korn should have"(BECAUSE PORSCHE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO TAKE HIM OUT AND KINN SHOULD'VE LET HIM)

"No Beta, we die like Riko"(because no one likes Riko)

I think I prefer it this way because I like being able to finish writing and post right away. I'm very confident in my writing skills to publish something that makes sense with very few grammar/spelling errors. Usually I got through and read the fic eventually and I'll fix any mistakes then, but I'm too impatient and I micromanage too much to put that kind of stress on a Beta Reader :)

Thanks again for the ask, Layne!!!

[samar-arijjj]

google anonymous sudan - experts think its russia

i know, i’ve looked them up. they’ve attacked microsoft and a few other websites i think. if this is in regards to my post about allah and the quran not explicitly stating that homosexuality is a sin, this was before i knew that. however, my point still stands that no homophobe can ever, ever be a real muslim.