I'm trying to speak to the manager of the Royal Bethlehem but I keep fucking up my nightmare levels and go sane before I can talk to him about this stupid card game. Trudges back to the Forgotten Quarter to dig up strange horrors as fast as I can. Bored and yawning while people try to spook me out of my gourd with ominous warnings and omens. Going insane used to be fun
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Save me, surrealistic Star Trek episodes, save me!
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*Ruthari having a moment*
Little Rayla: Ethari! Look at these adorabu- OH, Runaan you're here too, nevermind!
Runaan, glaring: RAYLA!!! NO ADORABURRS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
Ethari: *sighs exasperatedly*
Runaan: *Nudges Rayla out of the house and goes with her to make sure she puts them all back*
Ethari, leans against the doorway: *smiles fondly* Those two
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I can't believe, that it's finally me and you and you and me, just us, AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE! Dududududududu STEVE!!!
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Arthur: Tell me what you see.
John: I see-
Arthur: Must be nice.
John: ...
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I'm just procrastinating between tasks don't mind me
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What kind of bug does he look like? I think he looks like a weevil :D
not a bug but i always associated ty w sea otters idk
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Give my feral puppy back, let Forever be a deranged yandere, he deserves it, he deserves to have the love of his life locked away
Pissa wedding called off because Phil has gone missing and wtf and hes left Missa he should have known oh god Phil must hate him-
And Phil is doing everything he can to get out of the prison he's been put in. He just got Missa back! He can't be the one leaving now. He doesn't want Missa to be waiting for him. He doesn't want Forever. Why couldn't this happen to literally anyone else??
He can sleep all day and log off and ignore Forever but at the end of the day he still needs to get out of here. Doing nothing won't get him anywhere
What can he do though?
He thought Forever was over this. He should've known when he read that stupid letter. Man got elected and his first thought was that Phil "could have been first lady"? Stupid.
"We could be like Roier and Cellbit"?? Stupid.
Phil was the only person that ever believed Forever was over his infatuation. Everyone else could see it. Stupid.
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jack: i can’t keep doing this forever
ollie: it’s been 20 seconds
jack: .....call it.
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