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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay
The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game
The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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been sooooo tired from college so here’s an equally tired bones and Spock taking a coffee and tea break :”D
#churro art#my art#digital art#doodles#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#I like to think bones mug here is from a secret Santa or something they did on the bridge once BJDGHSJB#anyways yes I’m incredibly stressed and I can’t wait to turn in the last of my projects cus it’s killin me HAHAHA
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It's an Easter movie
#rotg#rise of the guardians#it's funny because people considered it a chirsmas movie becuse it has santa claus as one of the charcters but it was more focused on easte#and it'd annoy bunny in canon#it's so ironic reminds me kf mike wazowski never being on the thumbails kind of joke#rise of the guardians bunnymund#rotg fanart#e. aster bunnymund#rotg bunnymund fanart#rise of the guardians fanart
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crochawk exchange for a crochawker
#cross guild#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#crochawk#one piece#my art#from a week ago#croc doesnt know how to use chopsticks so mihawk tried and failed to teach him how.. at least this way croc can be fed by mihawk..#(inspired by personal experience i was in mihawks position)#small secret santa thing among crochawkers#this event somewhat lifted me out of a horrible funk id been in so i'm kind of grateful for that..#crochawk has actually been my otp for over a year now
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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as JOEL HAMMOND
SANTA CLARITA DIET | 3.08 "Forever!"
#*mine#scdedit#santa clarita diet#tvedit#tolyphantedit#timothy olyphant#joel hammond#userstream#dailynetflix#filmtvtoday#useroptional#tvarchive#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#userkam#userpunk#userrlaura#userjl#userdavid#tuseralice#sorry I. need him (on my blog) (<- yeah totally that's it) (silver fox dad save me)
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#swan comics#a swan in a santa hat#🦢#I thought about posting this in response to someone#but that would be a bit too much I think#no harm done#least said soonest mended#but this is a conversation I have in my home as well so#perhaps we need a visual shorthand#where the FUCK is my CUP#this is the response to a) kids not putting their socks on but coming downstairs dressed as crocodiles#b) spouse mishearing something but gallantly giving an opinion on it that was so in depth I didn’t have the heart to interrupt#and c) someone explaining to me about the discworld reading order#on a post about the saddening lack of risk-taking and support for creators in the content-gatekeeping industry#none of those are crimes not even the socks#I can strongly understand the Considerations that beset and bedazzle you when you go to put socks on and how the best response is to put on#a fuzzy crocodile onesie#but it’s not what I asked.#like this is a good response to a different thing#please recall the input here - the assignment if you will - was about socks. I love what you’ve done here though#good contribution. you know what we’re keeping it. love it.#just don’t present it as if the original incident report can be marked closed now okay?#do not close the support ticket#the support ticket remains unanswered.#no I completely agree. the outfit DOES need green face paint too. a topic we can add to the queue when oddly enough you have socks on
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shh they're bonding
#actually he would choose both#michael's in a closet💯#voices in my head telling me to draw more trikey#gta#gta v#gta 5#art#fanart#trevor philips#michael de santa#trikey
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Source - K0BIT0WANI
(Artist's Fanbox)
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry pits#gay furry polar bear#gay furry reindeer#artists twitter above#SAME santa polar bear i would absolutely make that face seeing how hot the deer is#also they should celebrate a great Christmas season by spit roasting me until april#i just wanna play with both of thier cocks while they make out is that so much to ask
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day 1421
#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long#amphibian#frog#poison dart frog#based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like#here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference#im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice#its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other#while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos#ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer#i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re#and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay#at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever#or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol#Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist#the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags
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Some silliness in the fanserver I'm in; someone mentioned Minecraft is a lonely game :')
(Disclaimer I have not played minecraft before so)
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The Magnus Archives (CC) The Rusty Quill Podcast Network
Minecraft (c) Microsoft (originally Mojang)
#the magnus archives#tma fanart#peter lukas#simon fairchild#minecraft I guess#tma#fandom art#rq network#tma spoilers#the rusty quill#the magnus archives fanart#here is an update on my progress with the show#I finished the original series ten minutes before new years#:')#I wanted a ghostly effect but instead he just looks like santa clause#I think this is spoilers?? even if it doesn’t make sense out of context#someone help me with the copyrights here#I don’t know it’s not nessecary to list them but it’s a remnant from deviantart days#Fanart
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Tim and the Lex Luthor this, Tim and Lady Shiva that-
Give me Tim and Darkseid. You don't just deliver coal to the biggest supervillain without some banter and I need to see it
#I kidding pls give me all three#And Tim and the league of assassins#And Tim and the Rouges#as I type this I realized that Tim is associated with far too many villains in ways which they aren't enemies#this is also the base of Tim making friends with people who have tried/are trying to kill him#tim drake#lex luthor#lady shiva#darkseid#santa#yj98#league of assassins#gotham rouges
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Luke Macfarlane
Catch Me If You Claus (2023)
#Luke Macfarlane#Catch Me If You Claus#usermichi#userdylan#usersam#hallmark movies#Mine#the way he looked in this shirt was making me unhinged#i was feral watching this#my little santa thing was acting up during this whole thing#also coloring this was gross
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gta v brainrot incoming:
i hate them.
#i have a hard time finishing things stick with me please#have a lot on my plate#n e ways...#I HATE THEMMM#gta#gta v#michael de santa#michael townley#trevor philips#my art
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Dick’s Diner: Get A Mouthful !
#trikey#gta v#trevor philips#Michael de Santa#north yankton#fanart#There is nothing original about this composition but I’m proud of this sign idea. Hire me r* (actually I don’t want to )#this is based on a movie screencap the movie is: the Living End
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FRANKLIN CLINTON SILLY COMPILATION!!!!!!
@fuckyoumichael here u goooo since u asked!!!
#franklin clinton#silly behavuour#silly ass!!!#love him!!!#gta 5#gta v#grand theft auto#these make me smile so much#grand theft auto 5#gtav#gta#gta5#michael de santa#trevor philips#grand theft auto v
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