#sapnap wants to be spoiled

[teonyjackson017]

Sapnap about Conter: this guy wants to fuck me so bad

[chasing-stardust-22]

Sapnap knows he's gonna spoil his kids someday because he already wants to spoil Milo and Naomi aww

[kkisadorabubble]

Another one

I just really love that he’s so much more comfortable and happy now

He deserves to be happy and comfortable

I love how fucking fluffy it is I needed a business day to recover from how cute he looks

[internetscenarios]

tgc brainrot,, new group video AND isaac video was very funny

i am on a roll

ok streamer!reader x all tgc members 😆 no grunk obviously but he will be mentioned

tgc x streamer!reader/ cc! reader ≽ܫ≼

isaac ♡︎

- playing minecraft on stream together 🫶🫶

- american truck simulator oh lord

- he would slightly lean ur door open being like “ru streaming :3?”

- in the old house they used to throw basketballs against the wall of tanners room whenever he was streaming

- so if isaac needed ur attention or u werent replying bcs u were streaming he would do something like that LOL

- would jus pop up in ur streams sometimes, like if ur in a vc by urself he would join and scare u

- if u were streaming and focused sometimes he may just come in ur room and shake u while screaming help

- feel like u would place ur hands on his face if he was too in frame

- bro wants to be faceless forever

- u would defo pop up in his streams like u would walk in ask him something and chat would just spam ur name

- would be in most of his videos

- like that one clip where nick is like “where is grunk when you need him”

- im finding it hold on 😐

makes me giggle sm

- but he would be like “where is y/n when u need them”

“they do NOT care”

yumi ︎ ♡︎

- he would LOVEE having u in his streams

- csgo brainrot with him oh god

- he would be screaming at everyone else then be super calm and nice to u if u mess something up LOL

- beating horror games with him, ur there for moral support

- the other way round as well, if ur trying to beat the horror game hes there for support but also constantly trying to tell u what to do while focusing 😐

- brainrot streams where u just watch daily dose of internet or funny tiktoks

- feel like hes not super into physical touch but if ur getting up from ur seat or something he has a hand on your back or waist to make sure you dont lose balance or stuff

- defo sweet tho like

“ok im going to sleep now”

“okayy goodnight love you”

- chat is screaming

- chat constantly asking you both to do a cute pose or smthn for an edit

- ok this is with all tgc boys but if ur public with ur relationship there are SO many edits

nick ♡︎

- ugh nick my love

- lets say hypothetically u live in bento house (sorry thats the only way i refer it as LOL) and u both have separate setups and he is ALWAYS needing help with something

- that one time he had ZERO mods in his chat and had to have chat to help him

- silly bf

- if ur streaming and he comes home from like tgc house he always comes in the room and says hello

- he is always doing something stupid in the background or just being embarrassing

- that one clip in ltlvc3 where larry was standing in yumis doorway, that is him LOL

- feel like he would jus appear and everyone spamming his name in ur chat

- being in his vlogs omg

- defo has at least a few (so many) vlogs of him spoiling u

- ok but if u were moving to austin he would vlog it all like he did with helping yumi move in

- those cute little “meeting my long distance bf” videos and u run up and hug eachother is u and nick :33

- if u were both open abt the relationship and were just in public people would want pictures with both of u,, not just either of u by urself

- his music is always on ur stream playlist

- and if u mention it hes like “omg hehehe”

- always going places like twitchcon w him

- bento is always on stream,, its not an option for him to not have a couple minutes of fame

- i saw someone do this with sapnap so creds to them but like,, imagine there was an edit on ur stream of a celebrity or someone and u we’re giggling and blushing then nick just calls u being like

“u have a boyfriend you know?”

big t ♡︎

- omfg roblox streams with him and larry

- there would be a cute compilation of you two on the vajeesh channel

is that his channel or no???

- in new isaac video he did the intro pretending to sound like isaac, he would get u to do that or the other way round LOL

- ive said this so many times b4 but if u lived separately from tgc house he would pull up to urs and just pretend ur streaming setup was his LOL

- if ur streaming he always comes and says hello

- imagine u were like a family friendly cc,, he would say the most outta pocket things and u would be lecturing him

- same w yumi omfg

- definitely puts some of ur fav songs on his stream playlist, and u do the same!!

- feel like he picks up little things u do in ur videos/streams

- like if u welcome saying like haii guys he does the same

- if hes streaming and u come into his room he forces u to have screentime bcs u deserve it 🫶🫶

- like nick he is always doing the most embarrassing stuff ever

“tanner its not that i dont wanna see you do a backflip, but last time you broke my entire desk.”

- hell naw

- defo always brings u a drink or food if ur hungry

also isaac defo does that. malewife

- if u got matching clothes ur both showing it off on stream

- matching wolf shirts HELP

larry ♡︎

- ROBLOXX STREAM

- if ur not in the stream or streaming u are sat on his bed with him occasionally telling u to say hello leaning his camera towards u

- god u have to put up with the most random shit ever

STUFF LIKE THIS

- also kendrick and drake being in that title did not age well

- if ur streaming he always asks to request a song 🙏🙏

- if ur ever doing a pretty chill stream he always makes it a bit more chaotic oh my god

- like youll be playing minecraft peacefully and talking to chat then larry comes in blasting music

- silly pictures of you two EVERYWHERE

- worlds most loved couple 🫶🫶

IM SORRY LARRYS IS SO SJORT I CANT THINK OF ANY i got lazy 😢😢

i hope these r cool 😆

[sketchehm]

https://x.com/EmanuelBC4/status/1931143286720246259

lol so this + serpias is it basically confirmed that they filmed with team mafia?

"I dont think anyone is going to get upset at this, but we did record another video with Sapnap, Dream and George and others but I dont want to spoil. Then we stayed talking with Sapnap amd George for like 2 hours"

LMAO

These guys are terrible at secrets

[deadqueerboys]

How many kids to you think everyone would have ? / what type of dad they would be

That's a interesting question, let me try..

Dtk headcanons (parenting)

I didn't add the reader. It's just parent headcanons.

SFW UNDER THE CUT

Dream

He's a girl dad. He knows kids need someone to play with, so he decided to have two children. Dream leaves everything so he can take care of his kids. He loves them. A boy and a girl, he looks at them like if it was him and his sister. His family always helps with everything when he needs some time to himself and when he tries to focus on his projects. He also has Sapnap and George to help with the kids, which he loves because he feels so safe. He knows he can ask the boys to take care of his children whenever he needs help.

George

George is a boy dad. He just wants one kid. He fears he might get overwhelmed with more than one son. He loves he, paying all his attention to the boy. He leaves his job and stops streaming the first years of the kids' lives. He just comes back when they are around five or something. He streams with him, making he play minecraft (but only if he likes). His friends are always helping, his sister too. He can always let his son with Dream because he's really good with kids, and he always helps when George wants to relax a little.

Sapnap

He doesn't choose. He wasn't even planning to have a kid, but it happened. He's more for twin kids. Sapnap is good with both of them, even though sometimes it seems like he's better with the girls. He likes having kids. They are like his best friends who will never leave him. He's a good father, not spoiling them too much. His not good at the other skills, too, like cooking or making the kids' hair. His daughter is a little bit more tough, probably being a girl boss. Sassy and bossy just like him.

Karl Jacobs

He's more of a girl dad. Karl is a good father, always playing with his daughter. He likes painting her nails and making her hair. He's so sweet and caring. He knows how hard it is to take care of kids, but he can deal with it. He puts her in the best school, with the best kids and the best teachers. He wants a good future for his daughter, so he would do anything for her to have a good life.

[kumezyzo]

planned on posted something else two days ago.... but this just happened to come to mind and i- yea, anyway, this is another bf!sapnap but slightly suggestive but still in the realm of fluff, yea idfk..... minors, you can read but do not interact!!!

also, not a usual blurby type of writing, more narrative idk....

enjoy....or dont! :) m.list

bf!sapnap who doesnt let go of you in the mornings admist his deep slumber

you woke up a few minutes ago but didnt feel the need to get up. not that you could if you wanted to, your boyfriends arms were draped over you, but you've learned in the past to not attempt a silent escape.

soon enough, the warmth wasnt enough to keep you there and you felt the strong urge to go to the bathroom only growing.

as you pulled away from his chest, he shifted and pulled you back towards him. you pursed your lips and sighed.

"Nick, i need to go to the bathroom," you tried to whisper to him. He softly groaned and snuggled into you. "Nick!"

He stirred a little and managed to barely open his eyes, "hmm?"

"can you let go? i need to pee..."

he sighed and lifted his arm off of you before snuggling into your pillow and warmth you left behind. you smiled at the sight of his face pressed into the pillow, all that was visible being his messy hair.

when you walk out of the bathroom and back into your bedroom, you shake your head at the sight of him not having moved.

bf!sapnap who wakes up in your bed disoriented and wondering where you went. he would waddle out of bed and go look for you immediately.

when he spots you at the kitchen island scrolling on your phone, he smiles drowsily.

"you left me all alone to scroll on your phone?" he asks trying to sound annoyed. It was distrupted his smile.

"oh, im so sorry," you say sarcastically as he took steps closer to you. "i was under the impression you werent even awake when i left you."

"you would have left me without me knowing?" he gasps, turning you in the spinning island chair to stand between your legs.

"i guess i already did," you said putting your phone down and leaning in to kiss him, a smile that matched his growing on your face.

"hmm, thats really messed up" he whispers against your lips before kissing you.

bf!sapnap who lets go of you to go to the bathroom as you try to decide on food to order for breakfast. when he find his way back, he is back all on you.

he has his arms wrapped around you you as he looks over your shoulder to look on your phone with you.

"yea that looks good," he says, briefly glancing at you before nuzzling his nose into your jaw. "just pay with my card baby."

you bit your lip at the low resonance of his voice. instinctually, you close your eyes as he starts pressing soft kisses to your jaw and neck.

"wow... are you tryna spoil me or something?"

he chuckles quietly, "just go ahead peaches, order it."

"mhm..." you pry your eyes open and finish the payment process. as soon as the payment went through, you turned around and kissed him. he accepted happily and grinned at the way you pulled him in closer.

yea idk what this is. i wanted to make it longer but its too much work.... i might make a pt.2 but idk for sure. tell me if i should or whatever.

btw where is 🐬 anon 😭😭 they were my motivator fr fr -Nony

[anonymous-dentist]

I have a conspiracy theory that the person who’s been writing the QSMP English updates threads over on Twitter secretly has a Tommy-centric SBI Royalty AU they’re working on, starring: King Phil (but no Kristin, she’s always dead), Prince Wilbur (rebellious, yet spoiled prince), Prince Techno (who is also the captain of the guard and in charge of the entire army and is also rude), Prince Tommy (the adopted one), Best Friends Tubbo and Ranboo (who are DEFINITELY still friends!!), Villain Dream (the only one who’s a DSMP counterpart because the fic needs a bad guy), Villain George (who is asleep), Villain Sapnap (who has two lines), Villain Quackity (who is somehow white), Villain Karl (who’s a Small Bean), and Niki and Puffy (the Girl Characters)

But because their fic hasn’t gotten as many kudos as they want, they’ve started applying their unfriendly-to-the-eyes purple prose to their updates account work, too. Phil first, of course, because he’s the main character. And maybe the guys also from the DSMP. Fuck the other English streamers, they can have basic updates that actually describe what’s going on and not word jungles of sloppy adjectives describing such important moments as Philza Eating A Slice Of Bread (because he’s the main character)

[kitten--night]

I'm listening to this song, & my Brain is going nuts for cute HH!Dream X Manhunt!Sapnap Scenes- 😹😅

HH!Dream [Hidden_Hybrid / H!AU_EX!AR / Hybrid!AU_Experiment!AR]

MH!Sapnap [Manhunt!AU / Blaze_Born /

I so desperately want to try to type out some of the stuff I have for these two because they're so sweet- but it'll spoil some of the AU- 😅

[localsharkcryptid]

With things FINALLY calming down I took the time to finish up some concept art and now post it :)

Getting back to work on the still unnamed Dragon Rider/ASOIAF inspired dsmp au and up first for concept art are the trio of dragons belonging to DTeam.

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Blue Boy - Name pending. Will be getting a design overhaul features wise as I want them to be more flashy with almost betta fish theming, color palette will probably remain. A rather spoiled beast, having been the only one to be raised up from an egg, this little guy is just barely riding sized and can still slink through most sections of the castle thus has yet to really leave the comforts of the halls for the Dragon Keep. Considered prissy and entitled much like a cat this dragon reflects some of the more stereotypical traits of George and also has a small habit of getting between the man and anyone else present when they want attention.

Fire Fella - Name pending, though there's a high chance she'll be named Brimstone. Designed with general fire themes in mind as well as inspiration from my own design for Sapnap. Hotheaded and aggressive, also with a penchant for eating prized livestock (and Dream's horse that one time) this dragon is noted for her firey color and attitude that seems to reflect the more impulsive and sometimes violent habits of her rider.

"The Verdant Wraith" Nightmare - Ah yes the only one with an actual name right now and unfortunately I just have to live with the fact that Dream would inevitably name a dragon Nightmare. I've drawn this guy several times before but I decided to flip around his coloration entirely from bright greens to dark. Not much has changed over all aside from the color change. Still a once wretched and feared wild dragon who was only recently claimed, Nightmare is considered unpredictable and untrustworthy though there's more to the serpentine dragon than his vicious reputation and the very same is to be said about his rider.

[somerandomcryptid]

In your Crypt AU what happened to Drista and Dream after Sam gone missing?

Especially since even Dream gone missing (if I read correctly)

*giggles evilly* well this will be a fun one.

Also major spoiler warning as well as warning for copious amounts of murder. Like so much murder only 5 people who are involved in XD's whole backstory get to live. and only one of them is an obviously major character.

Honestly I'm not sure what I what I shouldn't spoil but I guess this au isn't getting a fic anytime soon sooo tis fine :) I wanna talk about it anyway.

First of all Dream did in fact go missing! You read that right!

But I'll leave that situation for last since your asking about what happened to them in general c:

For some context Dream was almost 15 when Sam got murdered(and everyone knows that he is in fact dead, his body was very much there), Drista was not even a year old.

This drives a... conderable wedge between him and XD. Because Dream isn't stupid. And frankly, XD's isn't trying to seem all that aggrieved, just towards the cops and his acquaintances. This is also what sort of tips off Callahan(who is a whole nother can of worms ksjskshskjs).

Basically Dream kinda knows XD did it. But also doesn't want to believe it and can't prove it. He would have run away, but he had a baby sister to take care of, and he wasn't going to just.. leave Drista behind.

He thinks about it more after he turns 16. His close friend Foolish even offering that his dad would take him and Dris in in a heartbeat. And Dream already has a good relationship with Puffy anyway.

But uhhhhh XD likes Foolish, he really does, he does not in fact like him enough to allow him to steal his son. Safe to say Foolish pops up a few days later in less then alive pieces :)

Puffy moves away fast enough that XD doesn't think she'll be a problem.

Anyway. This does not strengthen Dream and XD's relationship in the slightest. It only keeps him there for two more years before he goes to college.

He hates leaving Drista alone, but so far XD hasn't been violent towards him or her, and he just.. needs to be out. He absolutely visits all the time though, just to check that Drista is ok and doing well.

and he actually gets a good support network at college! He meets George and Sapnap, and even the man he decides he wants to spend his life with, Fundy :).

They don't end up being able to get married. Because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well Fundy is kinda his own can of worms but the short version is that Fundy has some... Personal beef with XD let's say. And XD doesn't do well with a gun pressed to his head. Safe to say Fundy's body is never found and was probably fed to the gators.

At this point Dream is pretty sure that XD has killed, his dad, one of his best friends, and his fiance. (Oh actually also Punz, who was a close online friend that I couldn't fit in neatly) Somehow it takes him a year to try and kill him.

It doesn't go well, to say the least.

XD at least feels bad about this one of though. Like sure, Dream tried to kill him and has been making it his mission to be (in XD's perspective) an annoying little shit about everything. But that's still his baby boy. That's his kid. And he sort of did it in a rage, he didn't mean to. Dream was just so wrong about all these people. But he still regrets it so much.

Dream's the only one of his victims to get a proper burial.

He can't bear to report him dead though. Just missing. Forever missing.

Now on the Drista side of things :D

She has a pretty normal first 8 years of her life honestly beyond the absolute tension between her older brother and her dad.

Like sure sone people just. Go missing. But she doesn't have enough of a sense of object permanence to really think they're dead.

The only one she really processes that for is Sam, even though she doesn't remember him, Dream makes sure she knows about their dad. Telling her stories and going through his old coding files to teach her about his work. She's pretty good at coding for an 8 year old!

But it's on one of these visits from her brother that stuff completely changes for her. Because she doesn't like. See Dream's death. But she hears it.

The next 2 years are rough. She absolutely hates XD for his actions, and she tries to run away a lot. She always gets dragged back and XD shows disgusting slivers of humanity. He cries every time she runs away, he never starts mad. Just so so terrified.

Then he angry once she's back inside and he's held her for a while. He never hurts her though. Not physically at least, and he doesn't shout either. He still treats her like glass even when he's mad at her and even when she's scratching and biting and kicking and squirming.

No matter how many times she's brought back though, she doesn't stop trying. And one time, she just manages to do it.

Now where she is and what she's doing I'm not actually going to say, but she is most definitely alive. XD thinks she's dead though, he doesn't really see how she could have survived out there and yet he or the police couldn't find her.

She's alive and .... Well I can't really say she's well but she isn't homeless. And that's all I'll say on the matter.

Sorry if this was too long lol I just have a lot of thoughts for this au.

And uhhh just going to put the @calamari-minecraft-corner here :D (for context Cala asked me to @ them in posts about this au so that's why it's always somewhere)

[mcytcares]

Helloo, just found your blog and the writing is really great, I love blogs that write platonic x readers :'D

Could I request maybe a Karlnapity x child reader (not modern AU or anything, just normal DSMP)?

Take care of yourself and take your time <3

so sorry for posting once in a blue moon </3 im starting to get back into writing so here you go anon!

KARLNAPITY AND CHILD READER

Type - Headcanon

Familial

Dream SMP

Note - This involves the DSMP characters only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :]

Warnings - N/A

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Fun dads! Karl is definitely the softest for you while Sapnap is the most attentive.

Karl is very playful and gets you all sorts of toys. He encourages you to play outside and just enjoy your time, leading you on tame explorations around Kinoko. He forages with you and helps you identify different kinds of mushrooms and plants.

Karl occasionally tells stories of times long past with foggy eyes and an odd tone.

He makes soup with you and makes you breakfast. He's not the best cook in the house but he does make good mushroom soup.

Sapnap likes to play rough, encouraging games involving sports or physical activity of any kind. You wanna play knights? He makes you a cardboard sword to swing around (no matter if you're a knight or princess), and he's the big bad dragon you've gotta defeat! He enjoys picking you up and swinging you around– of course he's never too rough but he tends to throw you around a bit.

He also likes lots of sports– soccer, basketball, football, etc. If you're an active kid, he'll play whatever you want all day.

Sapnap also makes sure you can defend yourself, and teaches you how to fight against mobs. He always keeps a watchful eye on you whenever you're out and about, but he knows you can handle yourself when night falls.

Quackity can be distant and quiet at times, but when he's around he showers you with gifts and praise. He gives you toys, expensive clothing, trinkets– basically whatever you want, he'll get.

He also tells you stories and brings back souvenirs whenever he goes to Las Nevadas. He often reads from books but also talks of his colleagues and any humorous incidents that have happened to him.

His softer side comes out in these moments– he loves making you laugh, seeing your face light up makes his whole week.

Quackity is banned from the kitchen, thus your days with him are spent going out and shopping or meeting up with Quackity's friends. He spoils you with anything you have your eye on, even if you don't ask for anything.

If you're more creative than active, Quackity gets you lots of books for you to read, on whatever subject you like. Space? Dinosaurs? Nature? He can get those. Fiction books, fantasy, horror? Sure!

Karl will gladly color or draw with you, taking great delight when you show him your drawings and making a big show of it.

"Oh, what's this?? Oh, [Name], this is amazing! Literally, like, Mona Lisa quality, what the heck! I'm putting this up on the fridge!"

Every drawing is posted on the fridge with little magnets, proudly displaying your creativity. Sapnap and Quackity both compliment your skills, Sapnap ruffling your hair or giving you a noogie.

"Look at our little artist!"

"Woah, the world's gotta watch out. We've got a master in the works."

Days where the whole family is together can be chaotic. Dinners are lively and you get a lot of attention. Sapnap is the main cook of the household, and food cooked by him is full of love for his family. If you're a picky eater, he caters to your needs, but encourages you to branch out if you ever want to.

If you fall ill, they're all there to support you. Sapnap tends to you at every complaint (albeit telling you not to be so dramatic), Karl makes you some soup, and Quackity gets your medicine.

Nightmares are similar-- Sapnap and Quackity both advise you to fight back against whatever scary monster is in your dreams. Quackity tries to comfort you by telling you it's not real, or by reading you a story. Karl offers to sit and listen if you want to talk about it, and gives nice, warm hugs.

[limitless-blue]

predprey AU - Sapnap injures one of his cute lil bunny paws somehow and keeps limping, trying to avoid putting weight on it (bc ow) but he doesn’t walk very fast so Serpias takes the initiative of grabbing him and carrying him around by the scruff 😭 Sapnap is so used to being randomly Snatched at this point tho so he gives in :3

that and asking Conter how to fix his paw, which results in either him actually fixing his paw or in… other activities :3

aw poor baby ):

as a bunny, his palms/soles/paw pads are softer than everyone else's, even conter's, and as a result, they're prone to getting scraped or cut. he's usually pretty diligent about wearing shoes and gloves when he's out of his burrow to protect them (he knows this just means he's not giving them the chance for the skin to harden or thicken, but that would mean having to let them get callouses and shit, and that hurts D:), but sometimes, they get too overstimulating, so he'll take them off for a few hours.

during one of these such hours, maybe he steps on a particularly sharp piece of cobblestone, maybe someone decided to ambush him while he wasn't paying attention. either way, he ends up hurting his paw; nothing too bad to warrant wasting resources to heal it, he's fine with just letting it heal naturally. unfortunately, that means he has to let it breathe, and he can't wear a shoe on that foot, which means having to be even more careful because now his foot's injured and exposed.

he only limps for a day, but it's enough to make the guys pamper him, cooing and babying him as if this injury had left him bedbound. serpias ends up carrying him everywhere (not even carrying him to wherever he needs to go, but just going about his own day while carrying sapnap with him).

it's his complaining that ends up being the last straw for conter. sapnap wouldn't be sapnap if he didn't complain about every slight inconvenience to himself, and of course, that means chattering the ears off of whoever happens to witness his misfortune. the predators find it adorable, he's just a little bunny, there's nothing he can do that isn't adorable.

conter knows he's full of shit though; playing it up to get them to spoil and coddle him. conter ends up dragging sapnap away to his burrow (under the guise of letting their poor little bunny rest, of course), and forcing him to lay down on his back. conter lifts sapnap's foot to his face, cooing in faux sympathy about how injured he is, how much it must hurt, and he applies a healing potion to his foot. sapnap protests, says they can't waste potions, and besides, it's fine, he can heal it naturally! but conter just shushes him, says in that condescending, mocking tone of his, that he's just taking care of him, isn't that what he's been after? doesn't he want conter to pamper him?

sapnap just pouts up at him, because yeah, he wants their attention and he wants them to coddle him a bit, but he didn't want it to be over so quickly )):

conter plants a kiss on sapnap's foot, right where the injury was, and apologizes, says he's so, so sorry, how could he ever make it up to sapnap? his poor little baby, so much misfortune in his life— conter has to make him feel better, doesn't he?

slowly, gently, lovingly, conter takes off sapnap's shoe, pushes down his pants, strips him of his shirt, planting a kiss wherever he reveals more skin. unlike every other time they have sex, conter fucks sapnap soft and slow and gentle. he wouldn't want to risk injuring sapnap any more, now would he?

regardless of how slow, conter still fucks him for hours, still wrings orgasm after orgasm out of sapnap, cooing in his ear, complimenting him, praising him, using that condescending tone that never fails to humiliate him. sapnap doesn't know how, but conter always manages to make him feel so loved and like he's being mocked at the same time, and he never hesitates to abuse this shortcut to getting sapnap's dick hard as rocks.

by the time they're done, the rest of the team can't even tell that conter had healed sapnap, the little bunny's limp seemingly worse than before...

[sketchehm]

another hi: crack variant of the mafia mafia au but dteam got transformed into animals randomly. no one knows how this happened. but now there are three animals getting many many pets (and having fun conversations with the three cats)

what animals exactly im split about. for sapnap i could see hamster, bunny or puppy. for dream puppy, deer, stoat or bunny. for george cat or sparrow

though i could also see all three as cats. especially due to that one mafia mafia post where Rich refers to them as cats iirc

actually speaking of: consider all of them as dogs and cats. huge furry cuddle pile. many purrs, many happy tail swishes. cuteness overload

Amazing crack varient oh my goddd

So what was discussed before is that Sapnap is dog who was raised with cats (Dream and George) Rich was more referring Dream and George as cats hehe :3c

I imagine the guys doing their usual and charging into their rooms for suprise cuddles only. To not find them there.....WHERE ARE THEY.

Then realizing the buddle of blankets on the bed was hiding a puppy and two kitties. A tiny puppy is shaking scared and the kitties are rubbing up against the poor thing. They're all so 🤏

The guys wondering when did dteam bring in these tiny things. What's more surprising is Patches warming up to these little guys more than she did with Milo and Naomi pfft She does end up just taking one of the kittens with her and it's the puppy and other kitten following her around yipping and meowing after her hehe

It takes a while before the guys figures out these lil guys ARE dteam. And boy is it about to get a lot easier to spoil them all :3c

They're all picking them up and cooing at them and the 3 of them are SO chatty. (Dream is screaming to get them to fix this, he has to get back to work!!! George wants them to put him down, its embarrassing!!! Sapnap likes barking back at them :D!!!)

For all of them being cats and dogs, I like to imagine Rich actually just owning all these animals and dressing them in lil suits and calling them a mafia pffft They're the cutest pile of fluff :3c

[pray4saint]

hi saint!! i was wondering if we could maybe get some dad!dream team headcanons :,) i saw on tiktok this little family doing father’s day & mother’s day gifts and thought it was so cute!! -🐼

dad!dteam hcs

masterlist & descrip. pg. 13+. fem!reader. mom!reader.

a/n. i wasn't sure if you meant like child!reader or mom!reader so i picked mom!reader, the mother of dream team's children euehheheeh

dream

boy dad > girl & boy dad > girl dad

big, tall, athletic dad, little copycat boy

they actually play catch together in the yard

your son is a carbon copy of dream, down to the shared pouting

they've actually quite good at teaming up against you to go out for ice cream and frozen yogurt

dad!dream would post family pictures on your birthday and your son's birthday + would post date pictures on your anniversary with one picture featuring your son

twitch chat will often hear your son wander into your lover's office asking for cuddles, and from what they can hear, dream lifts him into his lap and holds him while he continues his stream

whenever he buys things for your little boy, he buys something for you too

always asks your son if he wants to go with him to cons and such and does everything in his power to get his kid with him

sometimes he'll ask you to fly over to whatever side of the planet he's on trips just so he can see you both

other times, he'll stay up all night on facetime with your son until your phone fucking dies because he just missed him soooo much

dad!dream who makes sure your kid knows the rest of his family so that, growing up, he has people to talk to – especially his sister because he knows it's hard for kids to tell their parents stuff

dad!dream booking family vacations and always inviting his sister to go so that you guys get at least one night of alone time on the trip

also also also dad!dream who asks every year on your son's birthday if you can have another one because he already adores your first kid and the idea of having more mini hims and mini yous makes his heart melt

when you tell him no, he opts to beg for another cat and it works

there are pictures of dream holding your son and your son holding patches and the secondary cat that weren't even taken by you floating around the internet

sapnap

girl dad > girl & boy dad > boy dad

absolutely is so protective of his girls, online and offline

is always asking you if he seems like he's being too strict or too unkind to your daughter even though he's doing just fine / he's just so worried to be as strict as his dad was

definitely wants another but is more comfortable and actually wants to wait a few years to actually get a grip on parenting

dad!sap who'll be streaming with his friends until his little girl comes padding into the office, asking if she can sit with him and all of a sudden he stops yelling and tells his friends to stop swearing – those are the moments you're so bleeping glad to have had a kid

dad!sap spoiling the shit out of her and you during christmas

asking uncle!dream, george and karl to collectively take care of her so he can take you out on your anniversary and on valentine's and so you can have some damn privacy

dad!sap and uncle!karl letting your little princess paint their nails

lots of cheek kisses for your daughter and matching forehead kisses for you

from the time she starts elementary school to the time she graduates high school he's showing her the standards she should have by taking you and her each out separately at least once a week

^ he opens car and building doors, holds your hands, isn't afraid to ask if either of you want the bill split or for him to pay, offers you first pick of going out or shopping or whatever

dad!sap is also dilf!sap and the fans love it just as much as you do / that side of social media you make sure your daughter never has to see growing up

this post reminds me,, sap always bragging about being with a milf – especially telling them that HE IS THE REASON you're a milf

dad!sap who has to literally tear his daughter from his mom and sisters because they love her so much

george

girl & boy dad > girl dad > boy dad

george strikes me as the type to have twins or kids almost exactly 10 months apart. / yes, if it's not twins, he actually convinced you to have another baby RIGHT after the first

really, really good with getting them to stop fighting – he's literally the kid whisperer or something, at least that what you tell your friends

dad!george who hates leaving his kids with other people, even if it's uncle!dream or uncle!sap but on the occasion you ask for time with just him, he'll compromise

the most dad ever

is always telling the kids 'go ask your mother' when they ask for something he's unsure about and if you tell them to ask him, he doesn't confuse them and just makes a decision

insists on teaching your son that women get 'sick' for a little while each month so he's more likely to help you and also so he's more helpful when he and his sister get older and her period starts

uncle!dream making jokes about your guys starting a family youtube channel and dad!george just hitting him every time he says it because he knows you don't need the stress

teaching both of his kids that it's okay to have standards* but also that it's okay to be independent and not need anyone

*raising their standards; you taking your son out and george taking your daughter out and then switching off the next week

dad!george softening you up to letting the kids start swearing when they get to their tween years

dad!george being on the phone with his friends and his daughter just wants to show him something so he tells his friends to wait a minute

dad!george trying to cook and his son asks if he can help and george just can't help but say yes*

*they end up needing your help and your daughter joins in too

pray4saint© do not copy, translate or repost my work without my express permission.

[scoops404]

Aaaahhh I just finished ‘Merry Men Making Merry’ (otherwise known as MMMM) and I’m so hyped about it!!! I had so much fun reading it, your world-building is amazing, so impressive!

As I said I’m a big fan of the story of Robin Hood and it brings back childhood memories. I like that you can read your fic without having any knowledge of the original story, but if you do have knowledge of it it’s so much fun to recognize parts. Like BBH being friar Tuck had me cackling, it’s perfect!

I always love how you write Larray, I can literally hear him in my head with the way you write him 🤭

Oooh and don’t get me started on the ingenuity of incorporating their background stories through flashbacks, that really made the story come to life for me.

//“You gave me a purpose,” Dream tells him, barely audible over the cracking and popping of the fire. The wind almost carries the words away, but George heard them. They’re his now.//

This is probably my favorite part in the fic. For a moment there you had me fooled because of how the og story ends, but your ending was literally perfect. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil too much and I’ve been going on for too long so for anyone reading this ask please go read the fic, you will not regret it!

Thank you Scoops for giving us such a wonderful story again, you’re amazing!

(All that’s missing was the map of the realms at the beginning of the story, haha)

MMMM because it's finger lickin' good!!! Lol no that's so cringe omg

Spoilers under the cut!

I really wanted to write Robin Hood and I was blessed to get the prompt (It was one of those challenged where you give your top 3 preference and then get assigned one). I knew I could write something actiony/adventury because I LOOOVE writing those and I think I'm pretty good at it. Cc!DNF don't really lend themselves to action and adventure but AU versions of them do. Deep in Dream and The Mushroom King and the Nightmare were some of my favorite stories to write. Like, fully obsessed while I was writing them and working on the world building, and MMMM reminded me heavily of those vibes.

I have seen the DIsney animated movie, of course, and also "Men In Tights" and both of those stories kind of spoof the already famous tropes of Robin Hood, so I did some digging --aka I watched an hour long youtube video essay about the evolution of Robin Hood lore-- and dove in. I wanted to add elements from different "canons" - like Robin Hood being secretly a nobleman. I also didn't want this story to be 100K words (which, as you know, I could easily accidentally do) so I decided for the plot, we would center around something fun-- stealing something, since that's what he's known for. I didn't know how to make George Maid Marian because obviously he has to be the love interest, OBVIOUSLY lol, so once I changed it to Maid Marian being Dream's sister, it all kind of fell into place.

However, I also wanted to see *how* they became the Merry Men, I think that's really interesting and integral to the story, and thus the flashbacks were born. I really don't like flashbacks, both in reading and writing, I think they can be done very very well (Hi Luci!), but normally i just find them really boring, so I had to keep them short and action packed to keep everyone's attention.

BBH as Friar Tuck -- fit tooooo perfectly, I just had to. I went back and forth on George or Sapnap being Little John and then decided it didn't really matter ultimately, they both kind of fill that role. Though, George kind of also rounds out the "Robin Hood" persona --please note that he gets mistaken for Robin Hood at least once in the fic!

I had a blast writing this one and, not going to lie, it got away from me for a while, but @rebelwithoutabroom helped pull me back lol.

Thank you so much for such a lovely review of the story! I'm so glad you liked it <3

(Yes, next time will add a map, though i have no idea what it all would look like so that will add like 5 months onto things. Also, multiple realms, what was I thinking?!)