#sapnap: talon

[pomellon]

Since I finished George’s previous lives yesterday, I figured I’d finished up Sapnap’s as well, so here they are :D

They all exist in the same time periods as Dream’s past lives :D

[mcytrecursive]

Nomination Overview - Whump

A classic genre, sometimes you want to see your guy get thrown into a wall. These cubitos make fantastic noises when we punch them. 6 whump fics have been nominated!

Title: the doves are dead  Rating: E-rated Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48683650 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: emotionsenaationwheel and ollie_oxen_free  Relationships: Quackity/Schlatt, Wilbur/Schlatt, Wilbur/Quackity also some Sapnap/Quackity and Karl/Quackity  Characters: Schlatt Wilbur Quackity  Length of the work: 32,509 words (incomplete series) Genre: Angst, AU, Dark Fic, Horror, Hurt-no-comfort, Modern AU, Smut, Whump, Psychological horror, torture, New French Extremity vibes Type: Fic Summary: A series in which Schlatt has the power to control people's minds, and Quackity and Wilbur are his unfortunate victims. 

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Title: starry eyes stare through me Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48683650 Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: whatcaniwriteinthis Relationships: Grian & GoodTimesWithScar, Grian & PearlescentMoon, Grian & XisumaVoid  Characters: Grian, PearlescentMoon, GoodTimesWithScar, XisumaVoid  Length of the work: 13,386 words Genre: Angst, AU, Friendship, Hurt-no-comfort, Whump, Hunger Games AU Type: Fic Summary: Grian is this year's male tribute from District 9. Clearly, the odds are already not in his favor. But he has to get home to his sister and to do that he has to play the Games. Give them a show. Stay alive. Remember to step out of line is to threaten Pearl. Don't get too attached to the Career that agrees to be his ally, but not to put a damn shirt on.

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Title: "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes" Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50576782/chapters/127764547 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: Amethystfairy1 Relationships: mumbo jumbo & grian, mumbo jumbo & goodtimeswithscar, goodtimeswithscar & grian Characters: Grian, Goodtimeswithscar, Mumbo Jumbo Length of the work: 12300 words Genre: Angst, AU, Dark Fic, Fantasy AU, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt-no-comfort, Whump Type: Fic Summary: The worst part was the last few moments. Straining for all he was worth, wings burning and aching with exhaustion built up to the roots. When his talons brushed the dirt, he felt the warning signs, pinpricks racing around his collar, letting him know he was about to make a mistake. Which wasn’t his fault. Grian was well aware of that much. He’d crash-land anyway. {In which Grian is suspicious of his new masters, Scar and Mumbo have zero clue how to take care of avians, the world is there to hurt, be hurt, or get stolen from, and in the end, someone always has to get lucky. Grian's hoping this time around, it'll finally be him.}

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Title: You Are the Boogeyman Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52022125 Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: OshawottWarrior Relationships: none tagged Characters: BdoubleO100, Ethoslab, Grian Length of the work: 578 words Genre: Canon-Compliant, Whump Type: Fic Summary: Bdubs is chosen as the first Boogeyman

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Title: lost in the dark (he’s got a heavy heart) Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3952603 Fandom: Crossover Fandom Author: definitely not shouting Relationships: Grian/GoodTimesWithScar, Grian & Mumbo, Grian & Xisuma, Grian & Pearlescentmoon, Grian & Tango Characters: Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, Mumbo Jumbo, Xisuma, Pearlescentmoon, Tangotek Length of the work: 50,000 words, (Incomplete fic) Genre: Angst, Canon-Divergent, Crossover, Hurt/Comfort, Whump Type: Fic Summary: "Grian, what are these?" Weakness, he tries to rasp; it comes out garbled, so he sucks in a long, slow breath and tries again, lungs trembling with the effort. "Weak– weakness." Scar drops the bottle like it's burned him. "You took three weakness potions?" he chokes out, and that seems to break whatever trance Xisuma, Pearl, and Tango have been in this entire time. They rush forward, eating the distance between them in rapid strides, until they're all crouched around Grian. Grian shuts his eyes again, before remembering he isn't supposed to do that. He wants to say sorry. What he says instead, is: "It was– safer. Like this. For you." It amounts to about the same thing. Or, I finally buckle down and post the rough draft of hunger au, where I give Grian every mental illness known to man and also a few new ones. Please heed the tags.

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__ Title: a show of devotion Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43337665 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: BlackBat09  Relationships: Dream & Punz Characters: Punz, Dream  Length of the work: 2982 words Genre: Whump Type: Fic Summary: What if Sapnap leaves, he’d asked them. What if you leave, Dream’s eyes accuse him. or punz proves to dream that he’ll never be alone.

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[unhonest-iago]

Chicken Hybrid! Punz Hcs

Lore bit is that Punz was turned into a chicken and had a baby. This is just what’s written on the tin; hcs about Punz as a chicken hybrid.

Punz tends to find loose feathers all over his place, all them being the same brownish-yellow color of his hair

Doesn't matter how late he goes to bed, he'll still wake at the ass-crack of dawn

Also doesn't matter how exhausted he is, he can't go back to sleep once he opens his eyes in the morning

Jokes about his scars being the result of cockfights

The dead giveaway that they're not is the fact Punz still has his comb

Sapnap's jokes of turning him into a capon on the other hand piss Punz off

Worries if he'll live an extremely short life, partially due to being a mercenary, partially due to the average lifespan for chicken being 5-10 years

He tries not to think about it too much

Clucks when nervous, puffs up his feathers when jealous

Dream’s one of the few to know Punz's jealous response, takes every chance he can to tease him for, 'Aw does Punzie poo have a crush?'

Got Philza to teach him how to fly after acquiring his wings, can only take flight for short periods of time

Attempts depth defying stunts when drunk off his ass

Also while drunk, he one time tried to mate with a cardboard hen he found on Techno's farm, doing so by waltzing around it

Fundy's intimidated by Punz due to Wilbur telling him stories about how chicken have ganged up on foxes in the past

Will never entertain the discussion of 'what came first, the chicken or the egg?'

The talons on his feet destroyed half of his shoes, ripping through the toe cap; Punz replacing most of them with steel toed boots

While growing up, he slept in chicken coops but prefers beds to coops as an adult

That said, can make a mean nest if needed

[hornet-breaker]

Trial of Dominance

The L’manburg duel but every one is a Khandoran species. Tommy is a raptor-based Khandoran with lightning based attacks, Dream is a Spinosaurus-based Khandoran with Tidal Control (aka water bending but alien), who will win the duel? Oh btw to avoid confusion Khandorans have 50 hearts and only one life.

Tw: near death, blood, swearing

It was cold and dark, Tommy didn’t like this meeting place at all. The sickle-claw tapped his infamous raptor talon against the wooden bridge, as he walked across, into enemy territory. After the last battles, morale was low for the L’manburg revolutionaries. An ultimatum was offered by Dream to Wilbur: to surrender under the light of 5 moons, that was 3 days away. Tommy did not want to surrender peacefully, he can still remember the conversation earlier in the van with his commander, Wilbur.

“Wil we could sneak attack them! Me and Fundy are known to be ambush hunters!” Tommy said.

“And risk both of you being burned alive by that thing Dream brought back from the nether? Absolutely not! We have no choice without massive casualties. He’s backed us into a corner.” The Phantos snapped, slamming his talons onto the desk. Tommy looked defeated as his feathers flattened, that was his last idea, before his final suggestion.

“What about Dominance?” Tommy asked. Tubbo looked up with a shocked gasp. The whole camp went silent at the mention.

“Tommy, no.” Wilbur said sternly.

“If I could challenge him to Dominance and win we will get our independence! Think about it Wil-“

“Tommy that’s fucking suicide! You’re 2 tiers weaker than him, and you’re only a stage 2 mature, your abilities aren’t solidified! We are surrendering and that is FINAL.” Wilbur roared, standing up and cornering the Sickle-claw, and scaring Tubbo out of the van. “Get some rest, tomorrow we prepare our surrender terms.” He said, turning and walking away. Tommy was frozen solid, he had never seen Wilbur this upset.

But I can beat him! I’ve gotten him cornered before, I knocked Sapnap out while he was full flame, that’s gotta mean something!

Tommy froze hearing a twig snap, smelling faint smoke, and glow stone dust. He was here. Not Dream, but his right hand.

“Are you alone?” The newcomer asked.

“What do you think, prick?” Tommy snapped, shivering. “How are you not cold?”

The newcomer stepped out from the shadows, black and white scale plates the texture of lava stone with glowing orange lines in between illuminated the Dracozen’s silhouette, eyes burning as fierce as the sun piercing Tommy, somehow no longer making him cold.

“I recieved your letter, Dream wishes to entertain this idea of Dominance. What are the terms?” Sapnap asked, smoke escaping his mouth and curling around his darkened horns.

“We meet by the river at sunrise the day we are to surrender. If I win, L’manburg gains independence and you fuckers never attack us again.” Tommy said. Sapnap nodded with a hum.

“Alright, I will report back to Dream.” Sapnap said.

“What are his terms?” Tommy asked.

“… L’manburg is to disband and rejoin the main territory, and you are to surrender Mellohi.” Sapnap stated.

Tommy’s cocky grin dropped into shock. Mellohi? That was his prized disc! There was no way he was handing that over!

But think about the suffering everyone has gone through from the war… Tommy groaned with hostility. There was no other way he could see that he liked. This was the only way.

“…Fine, I’ll see you 3 sunrises from now.” Tommy snarled, holding his hand out to shake. Sapnap snorted smoke and accepted the handshake.

“…Tommy before I go I want you to know Dream won’t show mercy. He will try to kill you, I hope you understand this.” Sapnap added.

“Are you trying to make me back down?” Tommy asked, his tail lashing.

“I’m advising you to rethink this, Dream is stronger than you think. You’re not even fully matured, if you leave right now you will die in thee days. He has no mercy, especially none for you.” Sapnap said. Tommy’s feathers raised as he instinctively took a step back. He shook himself and gave the Dracozen a confident glare.

“I will defeat him. You’ll see.” Tommy said, turning and walking away back to camp.

He swallowed nervously and shook himself out, smoothing his feathers and taking a deep breath to calm himself. In three days he would either earn independence for his nation, or he would die trying…

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The morning was dimly lit by torches before the sun would rise. Tommy got chewed out by Wilbur when he returned the night he sealed his fate, but this was the only honorable way. Or maybe this honorable way to go was his primal Sickle-claw brain talking. He didn’t know. He marched behind Wilbur and in front of the rest of the L’manburgians, towards the river where the terms were agreed upon. Tommy and Dream would fight in a match of Dominance, winner takes L’manburg.

they settled by the banks, waiting for the opposing side. It didn’t take long for Dream to be seen, his bright green scales were dimly reflecting light off them, following behind were Sapnap, Punz, and George. They all lined up on the opposite side of the bank. A bridge was constructed across the river, this is where the fight would go down.

“Tommy, please, back down, you can’t win.” Wilbur whispered to the Sickle-claw. Tommy didn’t listen, his mind was racing with all the different possibilities of how he could beat Dream or be killed.

Dream was talking with Sapnap and Punz. After their short huddle he cracked his neck and approached the bridge. It was time. Tommy looked back at Wilbur.

“Wil, if I down him, do I finish him or let him live?” He asked. Wilbur sighed, knowing there wasn’t any way to make him back down.

“do what you must, you got yourself into this.” Wilbur said bluntly. Tubbo hugged him tightly. “please don’t die out there.” He said.

“if anything Dream will be the one having to beg for mercy.” Tommy said with a cocky smirk, it was purely a mask, he was terrified. His life, prized disc, and nation were on the line.

he took a hesitant step towards the bridge, and walked to the base. Eret, the traitorous Leoras that was the reason they were in this predicament, stood at the top of the bridge.

“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for showing up. Dream, Tommy, please step onto the bride 3 blocks away from me.” Eret announced.

Tommy reluctantly stepped onto the oak wood bridge, ascending up the steps to meet Dream. Somehow today the Sailback was extra menacing. Maybe it was the necklace of feathers from Tommy he had lost during each battle that was putting him off. It was a silent sentence, a statement that said “I will eat you alive, Son of Thieves.”

“As you all know, Dominance is the ancient tradition all Khandorans followed to climb the ranks of their individual clans. In today’s world, Dominance is still used, but for settling disputes such as this, normally between leaders.” Eret glanced at Wilbur. The Phantos hissed with distain. “There is only one rule, at sunrise, fight until your opponent is downed,” he looked towards Tommy with a small pause, “or dead.”

Eret stood tall and looked towards the faint light of a blue-ish orange sky. “When the sun rises, the Trial begins, may the best Kaiju win.” He then got off the bridge on the Main Colony’s side, standing by Punz and Sapnap.

The air was cold and crisp, a light breeze shook the leaves. Songbirds we’re preparing to awaken, over to the west, the sun was about to rise. The stars dimmed and the moons started their retreat. Dream was glaring at him, hissing deeply with a hostile bellow that shook the Sickle-claw to his core. Tommy shook his feathers lightly, charging up. Today only one of them was walking away.

The call of a Sun-wing Sparrow heralded the sun’s arrival, the fight was on. Immediately Dream raised his hand and streaks of water rose from the bridge, launching at Tommy with deadly speeds. The sickle-claw bobbed and weaved through the watery darts, some cutting him, one directly stabbing him, knocking him down a few hearts. Tommy charged towards Dream, dodging as best as he could the flurry of water darts. The sickle-claw jumped and was trying to strike with his ripper claw, time seemed to pause as Dream moved out of the way, and the sound of rushing water was heard.

Tommy looked to his left and screamed as suddenly a giant wave knocked him off the bridge, dragging him into the forest through a few trees, each taking 3 hearts. The final tree took 4 as the water pulled him back into the river, Dream diving in after him. Tommy struggled against the artificial current, trying to save any breath he could. He was down to half health after all. He saw the Sailback approaching at an alarming speed, his long slender jaws lined with 3 rows of serrated shark-like teeth aiming for his throat.

Dream neglected to remember lightning attacks are amplified in water, and unfortunately he would receive a painful reminder. As the Sickle-claw watched the Sailback open his jaws to attack, instinct kicked in and static started to build up. Within mere seconds of having his neck crunched on by crocodilian jaws, Tommy roared and electricity surged out from his feathers, turning the water into a dangerous electric bath for anything in a chunk radius, including Dream. The Sailback surged and roared in pain, the attack was strong enough for a retreat from both parties.

On the surface, both sides gathered on either side of the bank, watching Dream dove in after Tommy.

“Is this allowed?!” Tubbo yelled, looking up at the Leoras.

“The only rule was to defeat your challenger. Dream wins if he is the only one to get out of the water and Tommy doesn’t, or has to be dragged out.” Eret said

“And he will win, he’s a semi-aquatic.” George sneered confidently.

“Actually Dream has a home field advantage right now, but he’s also putting himself in danger,” Sapnap started, realizing the mistake Dream was about to make.

“Because Tommy can electrocute the water! Everyone get away from the riverbank now!” Wilbur yelled. Immediately both sides retreated from the bank as sparks danced across the surface, followed by slight bubbling, then silence…

Dream emerged first on the far side of the river, gasping for air and shaking himself out. Soon followed Tommy, coughing up water and trying to regain himself, an electric shield trying to protect him from his attacker. Overhead, clouds were starting to form, distant rumbling of thunder was telling Dream this fight had to end. The Sailback grabbed Tommy by the neck and quickly threw him against a boulder, summoning more water darts and sending them to attack. Tommy wasn’t as good at dodging now since he had his electric shield up. Tommy was cornered and bombarded with sharp water, losing health with each cut or hit. He was down to 10, gasping with exhaustion. Wilbur on the other side of the river turned away with disappointment.

This suddenly gave Tommy a strength boost. As the next water dart flew at him, he summoned whatever electric energy he had to him, and started to run, sparks danced in his crimson feathers as he surged forward, temporarily disappearing. Dream stopped his attack, then suddenly Tommy appeared out of a cloud of sparks and raked his reaper claw across Dream’s shoulder. The Sailback roared in pain as Tommy slipped under him and slashed his tail with an electric claw. For a moment, Wilbur turned back, watching the fight with some hope. Unfortunately this distracted Tommy as he darted away to come back and attack again. He wasn’t paying attention to his opponent. As he leaped up to pounce onto Dream’s side, the Sailback whipped his head around, and,

CRUNCH!!!

Everyone gasped as Dream crunched down onto Tommy’s chest, the sickle-claw wheezed in shock and pain, blood dripping down the crocodilian jaws as Dream showcased the mortally wounded challenger to the crowd. He harshly dropped Tommy revealing the damage, Tubbo screamed in agony as Wilbur and the rest of the L’manburgians watched.

“This fight is not yet over, but it can be. Surrender now I’m unison and hand me the Disc “Mellohi” or I will finish him.” Dream announced.

Tubbo wanted to rush to Tommy, to see that his best friend was okay, but Wilbur stopped him.

“Don’t, you’ll make things worse.” Wilbur said. He stood up and crossed the bridge, pulling a disc out of his inventory and holding it as he touched enemy soil. He marched himself towards Dream, “give me the boy, I give you the disc.”

Dream smirked and kicked the limp body towards Wilbur. Wilbur gave him the disc. The Phantos picked up the boy. “We will return once he is well to finalize the surrender, Dream.” Wilbur said, bowing to the commander.

Wilbur left with the bleeding Sickle-claw in his arms, crossing the bridge back to their base. Tubbo came running up, unsure of how to react, all he could feel was sorrow and rage.

“He’ll live, Tubbo, we’ve got to hurry if we want to make sure of this.” Wilbur said. “He was a brave fool to think he could pull this off.” Wilbur talked down to the unconscious boy.

(And that’s it! If you’re reading this it’s because I have to make sure there’s a filler paragraph so tumblr doesn’t delete the last paragraph! There will be more soon!)

Dream simply glared at him through his mask as Wilbur carried Tommy across the bridge. He had failed, and he would live, he did all of this for nothing, but he did last longer than anyone thought he would.

Tommy

With that he walked off the bridge, leaving the crowd to whisper curiously and the two combatants on the bridge.

[bonesandthebees]

Rescue time. You really are cutting it close Bee geez. I love the build to Techno barging through the door. Explosions, screaming, Sapnap using the comma to find out there’s an invasion (did he have them turned off or did no one think to warn him?), the bang on the door and then the flash of pink hair finally being seen as something positive.

I love how before we ever met Techno or Phil we heard stories about how ruthless they were. And it wasn’t just “oh there dangerous and deadly” no it was always something specific like Phil using his talons to kill a guy. And then there’s some sparring with Techno and we see how fast he takes Wilbur down.

But now we actually get to see it. Not that we get to see the fighting. No, we get to see the aftermath. The implication that Techno and Phil killed a lot of people to get here. The blood on armour and weapons. He’s described as lethal, but it’s never mentioned that he killed people, yet we all know that’s what happened anyway. Good show don’t tell, Bee.

I imagine that someone pointed Phil and Techno towards the thrown room. Now the question is how a wee they were of what they would find inside. If they got the chance to talk to Eret, they probably know the guys are about to be executed and they need to be fast. But I doubt they know they much more than that. And they had to know or except it, because that’s why Phil stayed back so he could fly in and use the element of surprise to take Dream out. (and there’s the use of the wings I expected in chapter 26)

The rescue (1/2)

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sapnap had his comms turned off while in the throne room to minimize the risk of it accidentally broadcasting what they were talking about in the room to all his other soldiers. it's unlikely, but it's still something he wants to avoid at all costs, so he just shut it off.

the flash of pink hair being seen as positive YEAHHHH i was so excited to use that again

now we get to see ae duo being the badasses they are!!! they're both covered in blood for a reason. I figured it was better to not show them fighting really but just show the aftermath because letting the readers fill in the blank spaces is almost always going to be more intimidating than showing it directly on the page.

yeah they really had no idea what they'd find in there. they knew that eret was trying to stall the execution and that dream wasn't supposed to go through with the executions until eret got there, so without eret there presumably wilbur and tommy should still be alive. but again, they also know dream is impatient and childish, and would probably go through with it anyway if he got annoyed enough. so they really had no clue what would be behind those doors. but just in case the two were still alive, phil stayed back to hold onto the element of surprise

[little-nightmare-gt]

Remember this AU? Welp, it's different! Niki and her young brothers are kidnapped but saved by the Dream Team.

To keep them safe during a raid, Dream calls upon his favor from Technoblade (a fearsome Piglin warrior who's taking it easy with his best friend and nephew)

Niki can speak common but the boys are too young

The boys are benchtrio...

Humans, despite being a dangerous race, are small to the universe.

Everyone is mini giants...

DSMP is part of different sections of a pirate crew, Dream is one of the founders.

No real bad guy, just people being people.

Technoblade is turned into Technodad without his permission or knowledge and Philza makes fun of him for it.

Wilbur finds them all adorable and learns about humans from Niki.

Tommy likes Wilbur the most, after Techno, and tends to crawl after him when he's free.

Phil and Kristen are usually holding onto Ranboo and Tubbo, though they like to trade which kid to watch.

Wilbur is a phantom (undead elytrian, think born without a pulse but circumstances brings them back.) His skin is blue translucent and tough to Peirce. His tail is long and mostly bone, luminescent feathers are on his face like an elytrian and avian.

Technoblade is a Piglin Brute, (basically walking talking boarman with a pension for violence.) his skin in pinkish and on each bicep is a symbol of his tribe. He is a warrior and scholar, the first brute to achieve something other than warrior status. He is gentle when he needs to be and firm other times. His eyes are often red with gold irises unless he goes berserk. When he goes into berserk mode, then his pupils disappear and his red eyes glow. Yes he also has a Tail with a tuff of fur at the end.

Philza and Kristen are elytrians, (flying bird people, complete with talons and bird legs.) Their wings are on their backs and talons for claws on their hands. They also have long tails with feathers adorning it. The feathers on their arms are hard and often mistaken (or used) for blades, they harden when the elytrian feels threatened. (If in a supernatural/paranormal AU, these are similar to silver and iron). Fallen feathers can be used as gifts for friends, arm feathers (can only be removed from breaking or natural shedding) used for family.

Niki was used for experiments and fighting pits. The aliens found out quick that she'd do anything for the boys. (Either Axolotl or Piglin)

The boys were experimented on while she was in the pits. (Either All Piglin or ranging from red panda, cat and bunny(for angst) or mouse(more angst) or axolotl)

They will be a type of hybrids (or the same depending how I feel)

Dream Team- Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Antfrost and Sam.

The Crew- Puffy, Sally, HBomb, Eret, Skeppy, Minx and JSchlatt

Gambit- Quackity, Punz, Karl, Purpled, Foolish, Slimcicle, Fundy, and Jack Manifold

[plasticghostbird]

BTFIYE World Building: Greater vs Lesser Hybrids

GREATER AND LESSER DOES NOT EQUAL A CLASS SYSTEM IN THIS AU, GREATER/LESSER IS ONLY DETERMINED BY CHARACTERISTICS OF THE HYBRID, NOT THE OVERALL VALUE OF THE INDIVIDUAL.

There are two types of hybrids in the world; Greater and Lesser.

Greater hybrids are fully anthropomorphic, resembling the creature they are the hybrid of on two legs. An exception to the two-leg rule would be Creeper hybrids, having a similar structure to centaurs.

Greater Hybrids of the AU:

Ren: Dingo

Etho: Albino Fox

Bede(BDubs): Boar

Joel: Dire Wolf

Personal Headcanon not in AU:

Ranboo: Enderian

Fundy: Fox

Technoblade: Piglin

Awesamdude: Creeper

Jack Manifold: Iron Golem

Lesser hybrids are more complex, taking only few characteristics of the creature they are the hybrid of and mostly resembling former humans. Lesser hybrids would have distinct qualities; such as wings, tails, ears, talons, patches of fur, etc, but in small quantities. As long as the hybrid does NOT have the head of the creature they are the hybrid of, they are considered Lesser. These hybrids are more common.

Lesser Hybrids of the AU:

Scar: Horned Lizard

Grian: Scarlet Macaw

Martyn: Mountain Lion

Jimmy: Canary

Mumbo: Black Banded Owl

Pearl: Red Rock Hare

Bigby(BigB): Elk

Personal Headcanons not in AU:

Tommy: Chicken

Tubbo: Pygmy Goat

Dream: Jacobs Goat

Quackity: Duck

Philza: Raven

Uncategorized/Mystic

Mystic hybrids are more ‘magical’ and do not resemble an every-day animal, but creatures from folklore. They include all types of fairies and phantasms, such as blazeborns, fae, imps, phantoms, etc. Mystics are Lesser in appearance, but are considered their own category due to their variety.

Mystics of the AU:

Tango - Blazeborn

Scott - Allay

Impulse - Imp

Personal Headcanons not in AU:

Wilbur: Phantom

George: Fae

Sapnap: Blazeborn

Niki: Water Nymph

The only hybrid that is their own species - therefore uncategorized - are Herobrine Descendants. The ‘elves’ of this world, and the first hybrids. You can find their creature feature here. <- future link

Herobrine Descendants in this AU and my own headcanons are Cleo and Eret.

Creature Features and more world building coming soon!!

[tangotekkit]

Brain went brrr, imagined bird demon Sapnap. When he becomes angry, he loses control of his human and becomes a humanoid bird with very sharp talons for his hands and feet. He also has big wings and pure orange eyes.

this is 100% bc i was thinking abt them before but all i can imagine demon bird sapnap looking is like the crow tengus from okami. except instead of sharp talons they have katanas and. uhhh i thiiink the sandals they wear are called geta? but yeah

[bansq]

Pspspspsp batman au plz :3

you get to have these rushed out design sketches of 4/4 for now (i have plans for at least 5 other people & I wanna do actual story things but maybe later)

also i tried making this clear for people who aren't too familiar with batman lore with the notes idk if i managed that

*Talon = undead assassin thingy

**Court of Owls = evil group of rich people who control the city kinda

people i do have plans for:

tubbo: robin 4.0

niki: batgirl

jack: oracle

kristen: catwoman

ranboo: signal maybe??

sophietexas: poison ivy?

quackity: penguin

and then i got these but idk if i want to include characters from outside of gotham so they might change later

dream: green arrow

george: black canary

sapnap: spartan (i deeply apologise i have only seen the tv show and that was like 5 years ago and idk who else he would be)

[pomellon]

Who are all of Dream's talonmates and heartmates in the dragon au? :D I know he probably wouldn't have any more than 5 talonmates - because otherwise he'd probably have trouble remembering them all lol - and does he have one or two heartmates?

He doesn't have any heartmates yet. Since heartmates are centred around starting a family dragons will rarely pick their hearts before they're mature adults (around 40-60 y/o) and can have eggs. Most dragons follow this, even if they're a pair who don't plan to have hatchlings together.

As for talonmates his first one is George, his second one is Punz, and his third is Sapnap! I've been considering some Awesamdream for this au too so maaaybe Sam too?

Any one, or two, of his talons could upgrade to his hearts once they're older uvu

I also know for sure I want Dream and Techno to be wingmates and I think it would be really funny if Dream and Tommy were wings or thorns! Just imagine Tommy and Dream realizing they've bonded and Tommy is like :DD!! And Dream is like oh, oh no...

[mcytrecursive]

Nomination Overview - Hurt-no-comfort

So. Sometimes you just want a bad ending. You sit down to the story like 'make me cry'. And some of these fics are ones that our participants want to see more of! 7 hurt-no-comfort source materials have been nominated so far.

Title: i can be the one you call Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2051148 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: mayflowers07 Relationships: Genfic Characters: Hermitcraft Ensemble, Evil Xisuma (Exiona) Length of the work: 143,821 words (series incomplete) Genre: Angst, AU, Character Study, Domestic/Slice-of-life, Drama, Family, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt-no-comfort, permadeath AU (no MCD) Type: Fic Series Summary: The Hermits have a code phrase. If spoken, this phrase acts as an emergency safe word, telling everyone to stop whatever they’re doing, because something is seriously wrong. Whether it’s from physical or emotional distress, all Hermits know that when someone uses the code, they need help from their chaotic, dysfunctional family. Notes: Pretty much all hurt/comfort and found family because I am weak and predictable. No shipping, it’s all platonic love (26 stand-alone fics under the series)

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Title: Red Red Red Red Red Red! Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53143222 Fandom: peniSMP, but specifically peniSMP x2 Author: RottingHead Relationships: - Penisisunavailable/Shittyfartbaby69, Penisisunavailable & Various peniSMP characters, Admiral Anus & Various characters Characters: Penisisunavailable and Admiral Anus. Length of the work: 1,078 words Genre: AU, Canon-Divergent, Dark Fic, Horror, Hurt-no-comfort Type: Fic Summary: The peniSMP x 2 spawn island is alive and is an eldritch horror. Bad times ensue.

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Title: "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes" Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50576782/chapters/127764547 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: Amethystfairy1 Relationships: mumbo jumbo & grian, mumbo jumbo & goodtimeswithscar, goodtimeswithscar & grian Characters: Grian, Goodtimeswithscar, Mumbo Jumbo Length of the work: 12,300 words Genre: Angst, AU, Dark Fic, Fantasy AU, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt-no-comfort, Whump Type: Fic Summary: The worst part was the last few moments. Straining for all he was worth, wings burning and aching with exhaustion built up to the roots. When his talons brushed the dirt, he felt the warning signs, pinpricks racing around his collar, letting him know he was about to make a mistake. Which wasn’t his fault. Grian was well aware of that much. He’d crash-land anyway. {In which Grian is suspicious of his new masters, Scar and Mumbo have zero clue how to take care of avians, the world is there to hurt, be hurt, or get stolen from, and in the end, someone always has to get lucky. Grian's hoping this time around, it'll finally be him.}

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Title: starry eyes stare through me Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48683650 Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: Amethystfairy1 Relationships: Grian & GoodTimesWithScar, Grian & PearlescentMoon, Grian & XisumaVoid  Characters: Grian, PearlescentMoon, GoodTimesWithScar, XisumaVoid  Length of the work: 13,386 words Genre: Angst, AU, Friendship, Hurt-no-comfort, Whump, Hunger Games AU Type: Fic Summary: Grian is this year's male tribute from District 9. Clearly, the odds are already not in his favor. But he has to get home to his sister and to do that he has to play the Games. Give them a show. Stay alive. Remember to step out of line is to threaten Pearl. Don't get too attached to the Career that agrees to be his ally, but not to put a damn shirt on.

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Title: racehorse: get married!  Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2575438 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: small_lizard  Relationships: Quackity/JSchlatt, Karlnapity, Wilbur/Quackity, Quackity & George  Characters: Quackity, Sapnap, Karl, Schlatt, George, Wilbur, Dream Length of the work: 38,564 words Genre: Angst, Canon-Divergent, Character Study, Domestic/Slice-of-life, Drama, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt-no-comfort Type: Fic Series Summary: A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe. Geniunely beautiful works exploring and dissecting several of Quackity's major interpersonal relationships from DSMP canon, including with Schlatt, Wilbur, Tubbo, Karl, Sapnap. Olivet Discourse is the most devastating imo but when reading even a single piece of this series the wider context is always lurking in the back of your mind; no matter how many quiet moments Quackity wins the reader has the knowledge of what's to come and it makes this series haunting. 

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Title: City of Stars Link: https://youtu.be/NuzsBxqqoKE?si=GbfN6nPVd7ISRrGS Fandom: Dream SMP Creator: Paprikup Relationships: Quackity/Schlatt, Quackity/Karl/Sapnap Characters: Quackity, Sapnap, Karl, Schlatt Genre: Angst, Canon-Compliant, Character Study, Horror, Hurt-no-comfort, Romance Type: Animatic Summary: A short animation about the times when Quackity's heart was shattered, the violence of loneliness, and the person (the monster) he's become in the ruins of lost love.

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Title: the doves are dead  Rating: E-rated, major archive warnings Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3482953 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: emotionsenaationwheel and ollie_oxen_free  Relationships: Quackity/Schlatt, Wilbur/Schlatt, Wilbur/Quackity also some Sapnap/Quackity and Karl/Quackity  Characters: Schlatt Wilbur Quackity  Length of the work: 32,509 words (unfinished series) Genre: Angst, AU, Dark Fic, Horror, Hurt-no-comfort, Modern AU, Smut, Whump, Psychological horror, torture, New French Extremity vibes Type: Fic Series Summary: A series in which Schlatt has the power to control people's minds, and Quackity and Wilbur are his unfortunate victims. 

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Now, I come mid-week to give you all of my DSMP/MCYT headcanons because I have many

Don’t mind if these are repeated, misspelt, or has no logic, it is block game things and I am not checking over them-- and some will be organized, and some will be random, some might not have a Enter space because these are all ctrl c + ctrl v’ed from a Discord server I am in :]

Skeppy headcanons: Skeppy is 4 billion years old as scientists have thought that is how long ores and diamonds existed for

Skeppy's species is pretty rare

Every diamond that is broken or damaged causes Skeppy to feel a physical pain in his body

His species has lamp tail as they don't have night vision, some of them also have tiny wings that aren't usable, though they can kinda glide short distances with them

Because of his small height, he has taught himself magic to be able to change size, it can hurt him if he goes taller than 5'3, but he is able to get to Foolish's height if he tried

Sometimes random crystals grow on Skeppy's face, though they look different from normal crystals and can be used for things like explosives, though he doesn't know about it

Techno has seen Kristen but doesn't remember it well, though Kristen gave him his crown as a gift

Techno has a collection of skull masks that he has worn, he wears the skulls because of nostalgia now but he used to wear them because he thought they were cool and made him look threatening

Technoblade, Skeppy, Sam, Ranboo, Michael(the son- not Michaelmcchill), Phil, Bad, and some others really like shiny and golden objects

DreamSMP theme/"timeline" is kind of like a steampunk like thing

Drista is DreamXD's sister and DristaXD is Dream's "sister", though they aren't really siblings as they are robots

Drista and DreamXD are clones of DristaXD and Dream, though they actually look nothing alike

Callahan is a mute mini-god that everyone knows exists but doesn't really understand they are a mini-god. They kind of just chill and do what people ask them to do

Phil: Phil is more into traveling than anything else

Though he doesn't mind being a father figure, he doesn't think he is a good one especially after he killed Wilbur

He is able to turn into the size of a crow, though since his wings are now unusable, he doesn't do it as often as it is basically useless

Phil sometimes takes bird baths, though I guess they are always called that-

He has bird legs/talons,but they aren’t fully noticeable

joke headcanon I thought of is that Phil's handwriting is chicken-scratch because he is half-crow

Phil has really good memory, as a crow would

-DreamXD is actually pretty weak in powers, but he acts like he is the strongest person in the server

-Tommy's eye is just completely gone from when Dream killed him, but he covers it with an eyepatch

-Tubbo talks about things to Ranboo thinking he'll forget them, but some stories Ranboo remembers but doesn't speak about it because he doesn't want to make Tubbo worry too much

-Philza wasn't willing to kill Wilbur so Wilbur forced Phil by grabbing his arm and impaling himself

-Dream and Techno sometimes share stories about having ADHD

-Phil didn't really know about Fundy, he knew he existed but had no idea to how he acted, looked, or his actual name

-Wilbur had a letter written to Fundy about how he was sorry for what he was gonna do during November 16th, but the withers blew it up before Fundy knew about it

-Fundy doesn't let anyone hold his hand because it makes him remember the past where he would hold Wilbur's hand a lot

-Change of headcanons: Schlatt and Puffy are cousins, Tubbo was just a random kid that would follow Schlatt for hours a day, waiting for him to acknowledge him

-Dream jumps into the lava in the prison as it reminds him of Sapnap

-Bad was uncomfortable when Sapnap married Big Q and Karl because he went on a date with Quackity before but he still supported them (Yes I know Big Q basically had a divorce with Sap and Karl--)

-Skeppy knows a lot about other's pasts because of how old he is, even traumatizing facts

-Skeppy has a fear of fire (Pyrophobia) and he is kind of scared of Sapnap

-Dream used the revivebook on the cat Tommy killed, but Sam killed it thinking Dream would use the cat against Sam to escape quicker in the future

-Dream doesn't *fully* know why he is in prison, ever since Tommy and Tubbo killed him, a wire/chip broke in his body which made him forget a lot of things. Dream does get told what he had done a lot, but it makes him almost have a panic attack because he thought he was a pretty good person

-Ghostbur is Callahan, they were commanded by DreamXD to become Ghostbur so that everyone could feel like he was still there (Callahan can change who they are completely, but they don't actually know how they acted when as Ghostbur, though that doesn't mean he didn't know what happened, when Dream killed/revived Ghostbur, Callahan got to see what it felt like to die for the first time)

-Fundy has the habit of picking up things and using them at some sort of fidget (examples: knives, leaves, grass, wood, pencils, berry stems, etc.

-Ranboo will be writing/saying something about someone and use pronouns instead of their name or just with the person's name (example: "Puffy she/her was--" or "he/him writing down things") [Basically canon-]

-Tubbo used to headbutt people but stopped after around 2 years because he kept hurting people

-Phil used to squawk randomly when he was a kid, but he mainly just squawks when hiccuping now

-Even though Bad used to get really nervous picking people up because he was afraid he was gonna drop and kill them, he now just picks up everyone randomly... except Foolish and Ranboo

-Foolish is able to shrink to around 7ft, and unless he is building a big build, he will shrink so he can get around easier

-Because Ranboo is only half enderman, he isn't the full height of an enderman (He is only 8'5)

-If someone asks Charlie about his pronouns, out of confusion, he just responds with "Bones!" which sometimes leads Las Nevadas members (or just anyone really) calling him by He/it/Bones

-When Bad was being controlled by the egg, it made him get even more flashbacks about how his species was supposed to act which would end up with him panicking because that isn't who he wants to be (bonus: The more a member infected by the egg would panic, the more the egg would be able to take over the person because they can't focus)

-Kristin has taught Phil how to do makeup in their free-time of hanging out

-Kristin is insanely tall, if she shrinks then she turns more transparent, so she ends up looking more like a ghost when at average height

-Skeppy can't cry, though he still can feel sad

-Bad and Eret talk to eachother quite a lot

-When Tubbo was around 11-14, he would make redstone contraptions, though he doesn't remember how to make most of them now

Ranboo doesn't like photoshoots because he feels like everyone is staring at him, though this does mean he just doesn't have a passport photo, his alternative was to draw what he looked like on the passport but they didn't allow it, as well as Ranboo doesn't really remember what he looks like anyway because they don't like looking in mirrors--

I think this is half-canon but another headcanon is where every SMP is just an island far away from others. In this case, Hermitcraft, 30 day SMP, and other SMPs are all linked up, as for people who are in multiple SMPs, they travel around by boat for awhile, now, the thing I've just not figured out is how tf their look magically changes-like- outfit is decently obvious-- but do they magically transform like an anime girl? Idk- 

Skeppy's voice randomly glitches out, is there an actual reason for this? No.

Quackity’s outfit is similar to Sub Urban’s (In Freak)

Skeppy acts as if he is royalty, he doesn't act rude or demanding unless joking- but he does act as if he is the superior person-

-Skeppy and Slime are the only "people" that don't have steampunk styled clothing because of how old they are

-Skeppy's hair grows insanely quickly and no one knows why, he honestly hates it

-Most of Skeppy's outfits have been made by Bad or Puffy

-Skeppy knows DreamXD as if he is a brother, but he despises him because of something that has happened around 3,000 years ago

-Skeppy has a lot of different shades in their hair on the "inside"(like- the side where his neck is is what I mean, I don't remember if it has a name or not-)

-Like I've said before, Skeppy's eyes are crystallized, but they are somewhat transparent, not enough to where you'd be able to see the inside of his head, but they are still transparent

-In the past, Skeppy didn't like their name which is why they called himself "Skeppy"

-He has an attachment to caves

-When Skeppy was a kid, they had the dream of him filling cave walls with houses of their own

-Skeppy goes by it/they/he

-Skeppy joke flirts with Bad all the time to confuse everyone, Bad doesn't like it because then everyone thinks they are dating which makes him feel a little uncomfortable

-Out of boredom, in the past, Skeppy would climb on the roofs of caves, hang upside down, and try and sleep like a bat

-They have no blood in his body, it is literally just a diamond covered with a thin layer of skin and hair

-Skeppy gets stressed out easily when it comes to learning because it just reminds him of everything he had to get used to as the billion of years he lived went by

-Skeppy used to not be allowed out into the open world, the first time it experienced going outside was when it was 2 billion years old

-Skeppy has accidentally caught things on fire during the day because of the reflecting of the sun, but even then, they are nocturnal so they don't really have to worry about it

-Wilbur adapted to hanging out with Sally in the water, he has some gills, but he can only breathe underwater for a bit longer with them

-Skeppy always has the equivalent of Diamond (armor) except when he was infected by the egg, he was equivalent to the strength of a Ruby

-Infected Skeppy has a redstone glow when touched, so when hugged(or hive fived- or- yeah you get the point), he would give a subtle glow around him until let go

-The Eggpire still can be controlled, but they are able to control it unless angered/upset

-Skeppy was 6ft when infected, now he is 3′9 un-infected

-At this point, Dream likes the prison because he sometimes feels safe there, like no one can hurt him

-DristaXD is more of a ghost robot than an actual robot

-DristaXD's hobby is murdering people and has basically been in some sort of jail before, she has broken chains around their ankles and hands, it seems to have been made of a really strong material as wel

-Sapnap used to have fire wings, but when he had to get extinguished, they disappeared, they are still there, they just aren't visible until dunked in lava and Sapnap can't use them anymore

-Infected Bad still took care of Sapnap, but Sapnap never cared

-Sapnap takes the name "lava cake" too seriously... though he thinks the literal lava cakes he makes taste good

-Puffy's hair has been dyed blue by Ghostbur before because he wanted people to remember Friend if they ever disappeared

-Going with my Ghostbur as Callahan hc, when Ghostbur was killed, Callahan kind of glitched between realities and so Ghostburs body glitched from Callahan's body and Ghostbur's then just disappeared. Callahan is still alive but they randomly glitch into different realities, he has glitched into places Karl has gone, including The Inbetween.

-When Ghostbur was glitching back into Callahan after killed, it shocked and concerned Dream

There you go :]

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Blackwater Bounty

The Manhunters face their biggest (literally) challenge yet as a Titan ends up wanted in Blackwater Territory.

Tw: vore, digestion mention, swearing, gore

Four men rode into the quiet desert town of El Rapids, nestled in the walls of the infamous “Blackrock Canyon.” They heard word from another town back in the Savannah about a massive bounty in El Rapids, and they were going to be the ones to claim it. George thought this was strange as he adjusted himself on the back of his horse, urging it to catch up to the others.

“Sapnap are you sure we’re in the right place?” Badboyhalo asked.

“Maybe we should’ve taken a left at the river…” Antfrost chimes in. Sapnap rolled his eyes.

“We’re here, El Rapids just has a low population because of its location.” He said. It was true, El Rapids was subject to constant Titan attacks, from Branch-horns to the dreaded Derivus and Agnes, no human was safe here.

The group found a large hole carved by the riverbank and stopped, letting their horses rest by the riverbank and tying them to fence posts. George only could hope that a hungry Titan didn’t suddenly develop a craving for horse meat. They walked through a series of tunnels and finally arrived to an underground city, lit up by lamp lights and glow lichen. A man walked up to them and Sapnap stepped foreward.

“President Quackity.” He greeted.

“Captain Sapnap,” Quackity greeted back, shaking his hand. “Follow me boys, this one is probably going to be your biggest hunt yet!”

The group followed him inside where he had a projector set up.

“Now normally you boys hunt people right? That’s why you’re called the Manhunters, well, consider this gentlemen! Tubbo! Lights!” Quackity exclaimed dramatically. The teen at the back of the room rolled his eyes dramatically and flicked the switch as Quackity got the projector running. A picture of a large silhouette with glowing green eyes popped up.

“This, is your target. A lightweight build Titan that has been scouting the perimeter and eating merchants whenever it finds them. We’re surprised it didn’t get you guys actually.” Quackity said, flicking through the pictures. Images of carnage and bloody remains flashed across the screen emphasizing what they were really hunting, a monster that could kill everyone in this room with only one swipe of its mighty talons.

George swallowed nervously and Bad looked mortified. Sapnap frowned with concern as he stood up from his seat.

“With all do respect, Mr. President, I’m not risking my men’s lives to hunt a killer Titan, I think we should probably get the Safeguard involved.” Sapnap suggested.

“That’s the thing! Safeguard doesn’t care about little desert outposts like this! They only care about city humans! The ones scurrying between massive feet and talons surviving the concrete jungle, they don’t care about the humans that are really struggling to survive. That’s why I have employed you five, the best hunters on the continent.” Quackity clasped Sapnap’s shoulder. “Did I mention, the reward?” He passed Sapnap two wanted posters, both of the same creature, both with the same bounty. The reward?

“3 million credits,” Sam gasped, everyone’s eyes were wide with shock, George’s jaw dropped hearing this. 3 million human credits, that was like, 3 thousand Titan credits!

“And you have this kind of money?!” George blurted. Quackity nodded.

“Yep, one Titan owes me hush money to keep his little affair with a human a secret.” Quackity smirked. “So boys? Are you in?”

“We’ll be back with that fucker’s head dragging behind the horses in 3 days.” Sapnap smirked confidently. “Boys! We ride at sundown!”

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Nighttime was the worst time to be out in the desert. There were mobs absolutely everywhere in the canyon! A creeper nearly blasted them twice had Ant not hissed at it to make it go away (and by that extent would always make Sam jump.) and skeletons would constantly put them under fire. The group stopped to camp by the waterfall, Bad humming a quiet tune as their makeshift campfire crackled under the 5 moon sky. If they weren’t under the threat of being murked by mobs or becoming a Titan’s midnight snack, it would’ve been peaceful.

“So, what are you guys gonna do with your share of the money?” Bad suddenly asked. Sam scoffed at him

“What is this a slumber party?” He joked. Bad rolled his eyes, or at least George thought he did.

“Haha very funny Sam. I’m just trying to make conversation.” Bad quipped. Antfrost giggled as he took a drink of water from the river, pausing suddenly. His ears flicked and his whiskers twitched. Sapnap noticed this.

“Ant? Whatchya picking up?” The captain of the hunters asked. Ant turned to answer but froze dead in his tracks, stumbling over his words. Eventually a low growl made the group realize why Ant suddenly looked ready to piss himself.

“Fuck, run you idiots!” Sapnap yelled as a terrifying screech-like roar pierced the night sky.

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He never really liked this arrangement with El Rapids. He had been perfectly fine on his own, the rivers had plentiful fish and one of the two visas he had allowed him to become human, so he could at least buy food during tough times.

But ever since Quackity caught him in El Rapids trying to sneak around, he had used him for protection, in exchange that the Titan was fed. He was fed alright, fed up with this bullshit. He hated the sound of screaming humans, it was annoying and heartbreaking, interestingly enough. The first few times he was “sacrificed” humans, he didn’t mind, but after a while he started getting suspicious when he heard El Rapids’s population was shrinking. He was starting to think he was a body guard for Quackity, and needed someone to help him take them down.

So here he was, quietly watching the camp of 5 hunters. It was kinda cozy he wouldn’t lie. He wanted to try and get closer, maybe introduce himself. If he did this slowly and carefully everything should go right. Keyword; should. And it did, he got very close, until the cat saw him, he tried purring to show he was friendly. The human in a white bandana started shouting at them to run and they all took off. Great.

One thing he did do before he left his den for the night was he grabbed his visa that put his stomach on hold, almost making it like a storage pouch so he wouldn’t have to worry about cramming them in a sac barely below his collarbone meant to hold up to two people. His stomach could hold 3 safely at least. He grabbed one of them and immediately popped them into his mouth, purring at the taste as he kept an eye on where everyone was, out of the corner of his eye he saw the slightly smaller one with goggles running along the side of the cliff with a bow, probably to start sniping. The human cut at his tongue, right, they’re armed. He slammed them against the roof of his mouth and spat out their weapon, then swallowed with a hearty gulp, feeling them travel down, one down 4 to go.

One by one he was scouring the ravine, catching and disarming each hunter, and swallowing them down so they could be safe. He will admit it was an amazing sensation to feel 3 live prey inside his belly squirming and thrashing. Now for the tough part: the goggled human and the bandana human.

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George was hyperventilating and in tears. Everyone he’d met and grown to love as brothers were being eaten alive and he was next as he loaded a wayfaryte arrow into his bow and wanted to take aim. Sapnap was no where to be found but if George had to guess he was already being digested by the monster, or got torn to shreds because he tried to burn it-nope, he could hear Sapnap’s battle cry, he was still alive, not for long though. George rounded the corner and took the shot, landing a blow on the beast’s shoulder as it roared with surprise. The creature looked around, vibrant green eyes landed on him as he walked over. George tried to run but it was too late as he was pinched by the leg with (gentle?) fingers. George instinctively dropped his arrows and bow, along with his sword and knife. He was defenseless.

The giant beast seemed satisfied with himself as he opened his mouth and tossed Sapnap in, clamping his teeth shut to lock his old time friend in.

“SAPNAP!!” George cried, flailing wildly trying to escape. The Titan pressed George against his stomach, he could hear his friends inside, yelling and screaming. George was frantically trying to push away, and to his surprise he was lifted back up, but only in time to watch as the Titan swallowed and the lump that was his friend traveling down the beasts throat.

It pet him reassuringly as he opened his mouth, a forest green abyss with a neon green forked tongue awaited him. George panicked and kicked at the tongue but that only excited the beast more as he slipped George in and started licking him. The tongue assaulted George everywhere, the little man helplessly fighting against it as he felt gravity shift. No, this couldn’t be the end. This wasn’t how he was going to die!

George clawed his way to the front of the mouth hearing a confused mutt ring around him as he slipped his hands under the beast’s teeth and started to lift. He pushed up with all his might, and unsure whether the beast was playing into this or if his jaw was relaxed enough, but he managed to prop it open, exerting all of his energy into holding the beast’s mouth open as sunlight started to rise. The creature wrapped his tongue around George and pulled him back in, but it kept its mouth open. As the sun rose above the cliffs, George was sliding into the awaiting opened throat, through the teeth he saw the last light of day as he was gulped down, sent to his doom. He slid down, down into a small pouch on top of Sapnap, below was the stomach with the rest of his friends. The two could barely fit in here, and it was about to get tighter as the creature burped overhead. The two held each other close, believing it was their final moments.

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Dream had never felt this heavy before. Five humans was a nice fill in theory, but with them all squirming and struggling it was kind of impossible to focus. He’s have to keep burping on occasion to prevent gas build up in both of his stomachs, and occasionally he would stop to rest and caress his belly. He would admit it was very nice, he would have to see if he could eat them again sometime soon. But for now he crawled back into the cave that he claimed to be his den and flopped into bed, tired and satisfied with two full bellies with the humans that were safe. Tomorrow night he’d let them out and explain what he was doing and why he ate them, if they’d even listen to him after this.

[icarushasfallenfromthestars]

X Reader Masterlist

♤ - Angst/Possible Trigger

☆ - Streamer (Not the character they portray) ( ? means it can be seen as both)

◇ - Fluff/Wholesome

♡ - Romantic Involvement (When there is ? after, it means there are possibly limited things that imply it is romantic.)

♧ - AU (Typically God AU, Yandere, Soulmate AUs or DreamSMP AU)

¤ - Headcanons rather than a full fic. Sometimes includes half headcanon half fics.

Gender: ○ - GN!Reader. ■ - Female!Reader

I would like to say when something says (Character + character) it is not Character x Character. it is Character x Reader x Character.

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Dream

Lost (Part 1) n' Found (Part 2) ♤♡☆○

Gods Save Me ♤♧○¤♡(?)

Thick Thighed Reader ☆♡♤◇■¤

George

Thick Thighed Reader ☆♡♤◇■¤

Sapnap

Thick Thighed Reader ☆♡♤◇■¤

Karl

None as of yet

Eret

Red Banquet Dress ♧◇○¤♡(?)

My Monarch ○¤♡♤

Schlatt (CC Strictly Platonic)

None as of yet

Ghostbur

Dead Blue Flowers ♤♧○♡

Wilbur

Dark Academia Reader ¤○◇☆(?)

Dance for Me ♤♧○¤♡(?)

Picture of Imperfection ♤♧○♡

Techno (CC Strictly Platonic)

Tusks vs. Talons ♤♧○¤♡(?) (Yandere!C!Techno + Yandere!C!Philza)

Mortal of Gold ♤♧○♡ (Yandere!C!Techno + Yandere!C!Philza) (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)

Philza (CC Strictly Platonic)

Tusks vs. Talons ♤♧○¤♡(?) (Yandere!C!Techno + Yandere!C!Philza)

Mortal of Gold ♤♧○♡ (Yandere!C!Techno + Yandere!C!Philza) (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)

Sam

None as of yet

Bad

None as of yet

Tommy (CC Strictly Platonic)

Nice To Meet You ☆◇○

I Don't Know What To Do ☆◇■

My Neighbour (Part 1) (Part 2) ♤☆○

Regeneration Potion (Part 1) ♤♧■

Sweet but Scary Reader ☆◇■¤

Yandere (Yandere!C!Tubbo + Yandere!C!Tommy) (Part 1) (Part 2) ♤♧○¤

Yandere Bench Trio (YandereC!Tubbo + Yandere!C!Tommy + Yandere!CRanboo) ♤♧○¤

Tubbo (CC Strictly Platonic)

Sweet but Scary Reader ☆◇■¤

Too Sweet (Yandere!C!Tubbo + Yandere!C!Ranboo) (Part 1) (Part 2) ♤♧■

Yandere (Yandere!C!Tubbo + Yandere!C!Tommy) (Part 1) (Part 2) ���♧○¤

Yandere Bench Trio (YandereC!Tubbo + Yandere!C!Tommy + Yandere!CRanboo) ♤♧○¤

Ranboo (CC Strictly Platonic)

Memory of the Blood Witch (Likely to remain unfinished) ♧■

Small Actions ☆○

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[eternalelytra]

Angels are hard beings to kill.

Angels are hard beings to kill by design, with their god winding themselves in a crown around their brow, in each blink and breath, in the very blood in their veins. Angels don’t die, not like they should, not unless they are struck down by a god’s hand.

But something close to godly?

Well.

They can get close.

Sapnap’s sword swung through the vines like butter and the Angel shuddered, flowers winding tight around the lines of his feathers until they broke free from the skin. It hurt, faintly, like a poke or a pull, like breaking a fingernail, not truly hurting but something close enough- at least for the vines. At least for the veins, for the Egg.

Kill him. Kill him, kill him, he is in the way, he won’t listen, he won’t listen. 

So he jerked forward. A smiling puppet on a string, eyelids drooping and a call for a flock stuck deep in his throat, lazing through each word like it took effort to form around the syllables. 

“What’re you doin’, mate?” 

The Angel could see sweat beading on the soldier’s forehead, could see the way his fingers didn’t quite shake around the hilt of the sword- trained, taught, one could say blessed, if they were to consider his trials next to nothing. 

“I’m,” he began, clearing his throat, “What are you- what did you do to him?” 

Everything, Everything, he’s ours, and we’ve been reaching for him for so long. Isn’t that a catch, the little timehopper? He doesn’t know, he doesn’t know, isn’t that funny, everything and everything 

Nothing. Nothing, really, but that wasn’t the answer it wanted. The Angel could play along.

“They’re tired. They’re tired, look at ‘em.” And he lolled forward, “Aren’t you tired?” 

“No, no, no I’m- uh, I’m wide awake, we-” 

And the Angel watched as his eyes hardened, and for once, dared to pray. 

“You threatened to blow up my kingdom.” 

The soldier dove for him, sending both crashing into the floor and sending burns scalding across his wings. He pulled away before he got anything more than a slice across his arm, talons rooting him to vines like roots. Another dive, a dodge, and it was a dance, spinning around each other. 

“You hurt- you hurt my fiance-” 

So silly and stupid and misguided. Just like his father,

Spinning around and around and around, talons raking and netherite grazing flesh. 

“You’re not going to fucking take him away!” 

He launched himself from above, talons digging into the straps of the little soldier’s armor, and hurled him into the pulsing red mass, the egg- but a hand closed around his arm, pulling him close as a sword drove into his side with the slcckkk of flesh and starry blood. 

“You’re not. You’re not going to take him away.” Sapnap panted, his eyes wide in animal-fear. “You’re not.” 

For a moment, as his vision shook, his head was finally, blissfully quiet of the false god’s promises.

 The angel breathed a thank you and an apology, as his wings spasmed and he fell gracelessly from the sky.

[deathordemise]

Everybody shut up. My turn with the skephalo writing stick >:(.

Okay so, it’s Fae! Au hours

Bad lives in the woods with his dog. It’s a bit far away from the village, and a bit secluded. He’s kind of a medic? Twice a week, he sets up shop in his little stall of the village market and sells plant based medicines. Lavender tea, aloe salve, whatever the hell my grandmother insists turmeric powder can do in bath water, that kind of stuff. The village people think he’s a little odd, but ultimately he’s a kind guy who caters to their injuries. They high key suspect he’s a witch but there’s no magic involved, he’s just hella good with plants.

Bad is lonely though. He lives alone with his doggo. Besides his market stall hours, he doesn’t talk to any other human beings at all. He spends most of his time tending to his garden.

He’s lonely but content with the life he lives for now. He’s calm and complacent.

Until something starts fucking up his garden.

The flowers are trampled, the fruits are eaten,the berries stripped from his bushes. A bite has been taken out of his pumpkin. A whole goddamn bite, skin and all. Who does that??

Decidedly less calm, Bad puts up a fence around the garden to deter any woodland creatures. Maybe they’ve never bothered him before, but hey, the deers may have gotten braver.

It’s a no go. The next morning, something has jumped into the raked pile of leaves and scattered them everywhere. All of his herbs ? Gone.

He digs a ditch all around the fence and fills it up with water. There! If the thing was tunnelling under, there isn’t a chance now. If it was just jumping over the fence, well Bad better pray that it can’t clear both.

Tomorrow comes and there are flowers floating in the water , like a scene from the chapel windows. Shiny ribbons have been threaded through the fence wire, the whole thing is pretty enough that he doesn’t immediately notice the smashed watermelon and by extension, the watermelon juice painting of a dick at the side of the cottage walls.

By then, Bad has come to the conclusion that is a person who’s doing it. At his wits end, he despairs about it to the local blacksmith, Sapnap who’s just like “lmao sounds like fae folk. Put a salt circle around it.”

And he does.

Bad does not anticipate being awoken at 3 a:m by someone furiously knocking at his door. Blearily, he stumbles out of bed draped in two blankets, Rat at his heels, and he pulls the door open, glasses shoved hazardously on his face.

There’s a person on the other side of the door. He’s tall and so very pale. There’s flowers woven into his hair , and he speaks urgently. Bad doesn’t register anything at all, still blinking sleepily. He doesn’t register long pointed ears nor cat-like eyes. He’s vaguely aware he’s being pulled out of the house, and to his garden.

Someone is sitting cross legged on the ground, hands covering their face, while someone stoops behind them, hand on the other person's shoulder. Both of them are shaking with laughter. Someone else comes up to Bad, their hair long and talons on the tips of their fingers. Their entire body seems to be ever shifting, never quite settling on a physique under the moonlight. Also overcome with giggling , they gesture beyond the fence.

A man stands in the middle of Bad’s garden. The absurdity of the situation has woken up Bad quite a bit. He sees shimmering, translucent wings. He sees unnaturally bright blue freckles, almost glowing against otherwise dark skin. He sees the despair and frustration on the man’s face.

“What?” his voice cracks with uncertainty. This is not real, he tells himself. You’re hallucinating and you’re going to wake up tomorrow morning to find a trashed garden with no pretty and strange men in the middle of your herb patch. Bad rubs his eyes, and the fairy stamps his foot.

“Salt circle ?” He cries, “You put a salt circle around it? How am I supposed to get out?”

“How did you get in?” Bad asks. The fairy blushes blue, and shrugs.

“I’ve got no fucking clue. Let me out.”

“Language” he mutters and sweeps his foot across the salt barrier, disconnecting the circle. Immediately, the fairy is up close, looking him up and down. Bad stumbles backwards with a sharp inhale.

“Hello.” He waves nervously, and immediately gets dirt thrown in his face.

Looking back on it, Bad probably should have seen this coming. He shouldn’t have let the fae drag him out of his bed in the middle of the night. He definitely should have kept the salt circle intact. Sue him for poor decisions, but when a fairy throws a little temper tantrum in the middle of your garden, interrogation is not a priority.

And yeah, he was going to ask a few questions but as it turns out, having dirt in your eyes is quite disorienting.

By the time he wipes the soil out of his eyes properly, the fae folk have disappeared into the woods.

Aye, it started out with just a little information post but then the Wattpad fanfic writer jumped out. It just jumped out and I’m so sorry. I haven’t written anything coherent since 2019 so forgive me if it sucks lmao. Uh, asks are open if anybody’s interested, and maybe I’ll get around to writing more ? It was actually surprisingly fun to do, I forgot how much I enjoyed writing . Anyway!

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