#sasuke is forever her bitch

[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 3

Propaganda Under Cut

Uraraka Ochaco

she is absolutely a victim of yaoi. let her have her crush and let her be a person BEYOND HER FEELINGS FOR ONE MAN!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A WONDERFUL HERO! AND HAS AN INTRICATE PERSONALITY BEYOND IZUKU! 

One of Midoriya “Deku” Izuku’s first friends (the first real one, to be exact), training to be a hero alongside the rest of her class. Despite her character arc and evolution of goals, which tie in strongly with the themes of the series, fans view her as an “obstacle” because of her canonical crush on Izuku. As a result, fan works pairing Izuku with a guy minimize the positive impact she’s had on his life and diminish her role, with some even demonizing her and turning her into a jealous bitch to justify Izuku not dating her. The simple possession of a crush has lead to her being overlooked and mistreated by the fandom, such as the common take she’s had no growth since the obtainment of her crush (feelings she actively pushes to the side as to not possibly create a distraction from her goals). These takes are accompanied by claims her character solely revolves around Izuku, ignoring the fact that many other guy characters have their characters revolve around him, some even more than her. 

Shes literally so fucking cool and passionate and she has a genuinely interesting place in the setting and YET she is constantly sidelined by both the show and the fandom in favor of her canonical love interest/main character and i'm going to be mad about it forever. 90% of the time is should she date the MC, or just that shes "a queen" or "a girlboss". Bc who cares about her growing up in poverty or her relationship with her parents or interest in rescue work? All that matters is that shes not a threat to YOUR favorite MLM ship but dw! Its still feminist because she can punch people <3

Sakura Haruno

Her husband is gay and her author doesn't know how to write women. So many people say she's the worst but she. DESERVES. BETTER!!! Save her from this franchise.

My baby girl my bestie my best friend. She committed the crime of um being written by kishimoto who both doesn’t know how to write women and somehow writes men in the gayest way possible specifically naruto and sasuke. Like the thing is naruto and sasuke ARE gay and also she gets so much hate for the crime of kishimoto writing her one dimensionally in love with sasuke. I know her personally she is a butch lesbian to me just trust me she’s in love with Ino and has a lesbian thing going on with Karin okay just trust me. My everything. She needs to divorce the loveless lavender marriage she’s in 

What is there to say, even? The OG Threat to my 90s anime brain, the only woman I've ever hated with such a passion she made me turn away from the color pink. I used to write fics with my friend where she got left behind on purpose so our OCs could join the Naruto and Sasuke team instead. I loathed this bitch until I was 16 and realized the author simply couldnt write women and decided it was time to make peace with Sakura. It is not her fault she's vaguely written and obsessive over Sasuke. She deserves better. Sasuke and Naruto still should be together and Sakura shouldnt be with Sasuke but I no longer believe this because I hate Sakura, it is because I love her. She deserves a spouse who will actually put in the time to treat her like the hero she is.

[team7-headquarter]

The Ultimate Bestest Gayest even Naruto rivalry categorization :

*still in process, I welcome recommendations

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GAY BUT AS IN, WORLD THREATENING 💀💀 :

idk if I want to kill you or kiss you and since idk fight you it'll be

🥇 Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki.

🥈 Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju.

🥉 Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake.

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RISK OF IMMINENT DEATH OR MARRIAGE ⚔️

when i say i'd be your rival forever i really meant forever, bitch

🥇 Maito Gai and Kakashi Hatake.

🥈 Rock Lee and Gaara No Sabaku.

🥉 Temari No Sabaku and Shikamaru Nara.

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GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING 🙄💅🏼🪦

i'd take her anywhere any time with nothing but my bare teeth

🥇 Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka.

🥈 Mei Terumi and Tsunade Senju.

🥉 Sakura Haruno and Karin Uzumaki.

[dark-elf-writes]

Sharing the sharingan:

Itachi being like “huh, what? You just told me to kill all the Uchiha’s Mr.Danzo. And this piece of paper clearly says that man is NOT an Uchiha. You’d think the shadow hokage would know how to fucking read.”

What to do when your teammate uses you to commit suicide (a self help guide for the lost, confused, and used)

the book is blank because hey it’s a first for me too kid.

An Uchiha who turns to love rather than hate.

Them taking care of Sakumo’s body and cleaning the blood off kakashi :’(

ACE/ARO REP BITCHESSSSS

Kakshi double fisting a weirdly accurate self help book and pure smut while white knuckling his mental health.

Two bros chilling in a one room apartment with a hoard of semi-adopted kids co-writing porn for their little brother’s mental health because they’re not gay

ADHD Hyuga 0-0

Naruto buying Kabuto and scaring him with his teeth cuz he won’t go to any other healer but the Uchiha

“Destroy eyes” pact now including one traumatized dog man

May the lord have mercy on your insignificant soul because I swear to god if I ever see your bitch ass again I will not.

Gordon Uchiha

As much as it hurts to see the light come for his pups he’s so fucking glad they get to live another day, get to break the cycle of the Hatakes (because they are all Hatakes no matter what clans two of them were born into) dying young.

*sniffle*^^^^^

Big Lap Dog problem where the pups grew bigger and Sakumo did not as he is dead, so where two scrawny teenagers and an actual toddler never knocked Sakumo over three ANBU who have long since grown out of the gangliness of youth and have spent years packing on muscle through training very much do.

But you are incredibly correct imagining them as different heights is somehow deeply upsetting and they have to be the exact same height for Reasons

The three friend killers. With phantom blood of enemies and once allies forever staining their hands. The three remaining sharingan users. All of them with a flee on sight status in most bingo books. All of them cuddling in the nearly empty lounge.

The Uchiha: oh yeah…sorry I called you a bitch. The Hyuga: it’s fine. I am a bitch.

So when she knows she can't escape (She was never going to beat them, they have always been better than her no matter how hard she tried) she decides to just.... let their jutsu hit her. To die by her brothers hands is probably the best end she could hope for.

She stands back from the fire at first when the boys finally meet them (too soon. Far too soon) but kakashi spots her in the dark just like he always had. And what chance did she have not to be buried under the weight of her brothers (what were they all eating that they had gotten so damn tall.

one soul in two bodies, the closest someone could be to another person without cracking their chest open to crawl inside (she wondered one day if one of them would. Would take that final step to rejoin their hearts until they were one whole being again.) they had taken different approaches to the hatred

Seeing two Byakugan split between two faces. Knowing that the eyes once called the true heart of a dojutsu user were swapped between the two in actuality.

Sasuke constantly stuck in a game of catch-up he never seems to win. Chasing after distant goals and figures he can barely see, let alone match.

The third teammate in sharing the Sharingan: “But she’s still the outsider, she doesn’t share their strange pack mentality…”. Me: it’s the neurodivergence babe.

!!!!!

[epickiya722]

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megumiiiiiiiii from jjk !!!!!!

<3333333333333333333333

I had no idea what this was for! 😆

My first impression: Megumi actually was the first character to get me to laugh. His introduction scene of him frantically checking that shed and then calling Gojo and telling him he was gonna punch him, yeah. That had me. I knew I was gonna like him.

My impression now: Again, I didn't hate Megumi during the first season. He may not be my number 1, but he is damn sure a favorite character.

Favorite thing about that character: To me, Megumi is a good balance of a character who's aloof but not too aloof. He's a shadow type, but he's not all about being dark and gloomy. He's transparent about his morals, but he doesn't go as far as to trying to oppose someone like Yuji every single time. Gege could have easily made him like the "bitter rival", but I'm glad he's not.

Least favorite thing: I hate how the fandom treats him sometimes, I really do. Like, most says he's too grumpy (even though at most, he's actually just real chill and not frowning, he had smiled, folks). There's the jokes with how quick he is to end it all, which makes me uncomfortable, it does. (Spoiler coming) Calling him a "bitch" and "bum" because he lost the will to fight. Hello, he literally witnessed the deaths of people who has been in his life since forever? He spent his birthday possessed by Sukuna. I would be like him, too! Honestly, a lot of people in fandoms takes thing at face value. They don't just open their eyes and mind and really take in the story and characters.

Favorite line/scene: Gonna be a spoiler here! But I love how later Megumi gets scenes where he travels in the shadows. Like, when he ambushed those guys during the time he and Yuji went to go talk to Kinji. And his fight with Reggie. Also, funniest Megumi like for me is the delivery of "Oh, it's like that?!" when he realizes what Nobara was talking about referring to Yuko. Like, what was up with that, Megumi?

Favorite interaction that character has with another: It's gonna be unfair to say the interactions he has with Yuji, wouldn't it? But those are my favorite interactions, but I also am going to say with Nobara, too. Like, they have grown to be my favorite anime trio because they just vibe so well with each other. I JUST WANT THEM HAPPY!!

A character that I wish that character would interact with more: Maki and Mai. He has scenes with Maki, but I would like more and I wished there had been scenes with Mai. Those three have been through it with the Zenin clan.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character: ... okay, Megumi actually doesn't remind me of anybody. Like, no one comes to mind at this moment for me. I know someone is probably reading this and going "Sasuke" but uh... we'll get to that later.

A headcanon about that character: I headcanon that Megumi likes light colors. Sometimes, he just likes a little color in his life, so he does wear other colors that aren't black. Hence his blue track suit. I feel like pink would grow to be his favorite color because of Yuji's hair color, who is like, sunshine personified. (Warm and inviting, but also dangerous.) He sees the color and is reminded how good of a person his friend is and how there's still some bit of good in the world.

A song that reminds of that character: Maybe it's the vibes, but Fujii Kaze's Shinunoga E-Wa gives me Megumi. Like, I feel like that would be a song on his playlist.

An unpopular opinion about that character: Just like with Nobara and Sakura, I very much have came to dislike the "Megumi is JJK's Sasuke". He's just not to me, I'm sorry. I think Megumi and I don't see Sasuke. The only similarities they have is being black haired boys. Like, I don't see Megumi trying to kill his older siblings. Trying to save her actually. He ain't trying to kill Itadori and he's not angry all the time, he's capable of being showing other emotions. Like... I just really came to hate the Naruto-JJK similarities. Like the series don't even feel the same story wise! Acting like Naruto is the only series that can have trio teams... like stoooop.

Favorite picture: Honestly, love it when it just goes "fuck it" and let's loose. He deserves it. Also, them lashes!!

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[rozaceous]

TUMBLR WAS HIDING THINGS FROM ME

@paradoxsun

do you know how sensible it would be for them to instead be at sasuke's place? so sensible. more sensible than any college student I've ever met. was just talking w a friend abt how her son (19) had purposefully moved from the most amazing apartment to the shittiest garden apartment she'd ever seen, bc it supposedly saved on rent (it didn't once you tallied in utilities). apparently he was enamored w this new, terrible place that she thought smelled like mold. the ways of teens and young adults are stubborn and mysterious and have only a little to do w reality. college me was not ^that level of ridiculous, but in other ways I was no better.

and sasuke sleeps on the awful loveseat once, bitches forever abt his neck, and then it's musical chairs w who's crashing w whom in their twin bed. (also mariko and naruto's place feels homier.)

how do they meet? 🤔 naruto and mariko would've needed to know each other beforehand to shack up in their apartment, so maybe since high school. but I imagine all 3 could get stuck in some horribly large gen ed course freshman year w a bajillionty other ppl and maybe a group project happens. they hate each other at first but they hate everyone else more.

if we're going w the "naruto and mariko become ra's" version I retcon myself into further down that thread, they were all on the same floor of a dorm first year.

[justageneralsimpindeed]

Mappa did this on purpose.Those who read this early I have not finished this the internet just hates me an decided to post my work early.

Tw:rough sex,hints of jelousy,established relationship, hair pulling,random weird man,mentions of aftercare,choking,breeding kink,face sitting,fingering,mentions of children,cockwarming,loss of virginity,The last line if ya know ya know

"Y/n, Im home,"Nanami called out.But all he had gotten as a response was silence.Odd.You normally greated him when he came home,that's what nanami thought, so when he walked through the house to see you weren't there,he began to worry.Was this his punishment for being engaged while a jujutsu sorcerer.

He paced around calling out your name until he spots on the frigde as he walk into the kitchen a note he hadn't before noticed.

"Babysitting.be back by 8, food's in the oven. See you xoxoxo <3"

Although he feels the urge to sigh on how you didn't text him prior,he feels a sense of warmth at your words scribbled across the back of a torn piece of scrap paper you had found somewhere.Did this mean he wasn't going to track you down and watch over you. Nope!

After a while Nanami found himself outside a small house in Yamanshi-Cho. knocking on the door and waiting for a reply.When it doesnt come he peers through the window knowing that what he is doing is inappropriate but for you he has too.Only when he seeks you out does he find a child laying on your chest sleeping soundly with you.He chuckles as he leaves the window,image of you snoring,drool slipping past you lips,neat hair a mess.

"Um excuse me?Do you have any business here?"Voice asks with peaked curiosity,as nanami turns he sees an elderly man with teeth black or missing , back hunched and frame leaning on a cane. "Yes, im here for my fiance, I brought her lunch" he says lifting up the paperbag,with a stoic expression on his face.

"Prove it."

"Excuse me."

The tension had somehow built to an immesurable peak, and Nanami couldn't help but notice how the man before him reaked with envy.

"What is your issue with me being here?"

"CAUSE THATS MY FUCKIN DOOR!"

"Im just trying to deliver food to my fiance-"

"Your bitch aint here!"The elderly man swaying drunkly yells causing a ruckus.

The door opens to said ruckus revealing your slightly tired form and a child no older than three held against your hip in your arms. "Mr.Horuda,you're back,"and as if on que he flips a switch,voice turning into a sickly sweetness as he attempts to flirt with you,nanamis fiance,right infrony of him."Is it me or have you turned into a model from the time I left,"You giggle nervously as you hand him back his grandson, with sad eyes "Sasuke-tan , unfortunately we can't play now but I'll see you soon.Thank you Mr.Horuda for letting me take care off..."Only at that moment had you seen nanami,looking as aloof as you left him."Nanami?!What are you doing here?!"

"I came to pick you up.I brought food."He says as he begins to walk away,you give sasuke one final hug before you run off to catch up to nanami "Bye bye sasuke!"You call out,waving over you shoulder,just in time for you to see him repeatedly opening and closing his fists babbling at you.

"Nanami did you pick me up just so could take me on a date to meguro-gawa?"You giggle pinkies intertwined as you walk down the pavement with him."Actually I wanted to dicuss something."are the words that leave his lips that intrugue you."I want a baby,"nanami starts your face flushes, as you begin to fully comprehend what he means."I specifically want a baby girl,but a boy is fine."

"W-what where did this come from?"

"From seeing you babysit,you were upset that you had to leave sasuke,"Nanami pulls you down onto a nearby bench,fully taking your hands in his own,eyes watching you red face begains to become somehow redder. "Nanami-kun..."You whisper,trying not to bring any attention to the two of you. "Of course if you don't want one,ill wait until your ready even if its forever." He mumbles out scooting closer to you."But understand this ,i will be at yout side no matter the choice."You feel yourself flush as you hug him burying yourself into his chest."Marry me,"

He lets out a soft chuckle "You already asked me and I said yes"

"Then marry me now"You pout lifting up your face to meet his,the sudden boldness making him flustered.

That's how you ended up at a love hotel in meguro,nanami pounding into your tight,virgin pussy,despite him not wanting to hurt you.But you loved it.Every second of it.

"Shit!I'm going fill you to the brim,my love."Yoir faced only flushed further at his words as he rammed into you,ass turning red from the constant slapping of nanamis thrust. "Na-Nanami,ah!"a sudden yelp leaves your lips as you squirm due to nanami hammering his cock into your cervix. In an attempt to hold you still he moves his hands from wrapped just under you breast to bruising you hips,but not even that worked so he did something you didn't expect but certainly didn't mind.

He grabs a fistful of your hair,pulling you back to him as you try to crawl away,spasmming from overstimulation."Kento-Ah!"You yelp out as his cock pummels your cervix.

"Good girl,suck me in an- nghh let me breed you..hmph!Shit!"He groans pausing every word to knock the air out of his lungs as your cervix's life seem to flash before its eyes.Your crying and shaking,tounge lolled out with your eyes rolled back from hours upon hours of cumming.

He'd thrown you on the bed when you had gotten to the love hotel,nipping at your neck as he had slipped you out of your clothes(constantly asking for reassurance of you being comfortable) and began to finger you with his thick fingers.At first it was one and within the span of five minutes he was prodding a fourth at your hole,tounge sucking at the bundle of nerves and eyes staring at your tear filled one before you dragging you to sit on his face demanding to be suffocated by your glorious mass if he was to die.

As you find yourself cumming for the fifth time you can't help but wonder how did you get into this,with your love ramming into your womb whispering sweet praise into your ear from behind with his hand either pressed around your neck like a necklace or his hand yanking on your hair like the reign to a horse when you try to escape.

You barely remember when you had been knocked out from nanami's thrust but you do remember how his sculpted torso pressed against yours as he collapsed by your side after a few seconds he wipes your hair out of your face ,lips gently planting a kiss on your lips .To which you smile"Oh so my baby girls awake,I didn't go to rough on you for your first time did I?"he says sitting up and crawling ontop of you to plant kisses on your shoulder"Mmmhh...don't care,kento..."you grumble out a little groggy from being rendered unconscious by your fiance's dick.

"Nanami."

"Yes,love?"

"Why did you want a girl more?"

"..."he pauses"I dont want him hogging you?"

"Is that why you havent pulled out yet"You chuckle,to which he chuckles back before sighing"Ill get something to clean you up"

"You too."

"Y/N you literally fell unconscious "

"Mrs nanami says let me take care of you"

He laughs at the fact you had already adopted his last name despite not yet being married.

"Kento,baby.I think you need a vacation?"You voice,he wants to protest his occupation as a sorcerer denies him that vacation but he allows you to speak since you seem persistent .

"Could we go to Malaysia after the kids are born?I want them to see it to."You smile,and nanami does too as you saying the word 'kids'.He was going to have a family and now he truly must protect you from everything.

"Malaysia...that sounds nice"

[renaerys]

Bite Me (InoKarin)

Written for the June 2023 Flash Fic event happening over in the Ino Supremacy Discord server.

Prompt: "You can bite me. I like it." InoKarin

Summary: It only takes one bite to go from hesitant to horny.

Rating: T

Read it on AO3 here

Full fic under the cut

The worst thing about getting stabbed was how embarrassing it was. Yeah, the pain sucked and the mess ruined her Jounin flak jacket (those things were not cheap and the tailoring on them for a women’s cut always took forever). But the shame. The ignominy. 

Ino coughed as she leaned against the wall seeping viscera under her flak vest. Neji was downstairs gentle fisting his way through the guards who’d made them, and deeper in the fortress, Sasuke was hopefully putting his bitch ass to some use and ramming Amaterasu down the lordling’s throat they’d been sent to assassinate. And here was Ino, head full of some idiot prince’s secrets and job done, sliced by some nin who’d managed to slip past Sasuke’s magic eyeballs.

When Ino got home (and she would, because Neji would carry her if she demanded it), she was going to start a rumor about Sasuke. Something petty and uncomfirmable, like he only had one nut or he had a visible bald spot on the side of his head he as hiding with that stupid comb-over. That would teach him to run in dick hard and sword swinging before she confirmed mission accomplished. 

So this was how she passed out, then—thinking about Sasuke. Man, she’d really sunk low. 

“You cunt, did you get stabbed?!”

Karin, the light from her chakra chains making the bloody grime on her face shine, landed next to Ino and grabbed her arm. The jostling hurt like a motherfucker, and Ino screamed. The screaming drew a couple guards from the lordling’s bed chamber—

“Is he taking a shit in there or something?” Ino snarled, reaching for them and channeling her chakra. What else could have explained these guys getting past Sasuke?

She snared them with Shinranshin, yanked them off balance like fish pulled on a hook, and Karin’s chakra chains pierced them through the gut and nailed them to the far wall. 

“That twink hired Akatsuki. Sasuke’s in there fighting, so hurry up and bite me!” Karin ordered. 

Ino choked on her own blood. “You are not serious.”

“I’ll seriously stab you myself if you don’t hurry the fuck up, Princess!” Karin screwed up her face. It was a pretty face, but bunched up like a wrung-out cloth, anyone could be ugly. “You can bite me,” she said, forty percent calm and sixty percent certifiable. 

“Karin—” 

“Just—I like it, okay? C’mon!” 

Ino bit her, or rather, Karin stuck her arm in Ino’s mouth and wriggled around until Ino’s teeth pierced her flesh. Instantly, relief. She was sticky and smelled like a slaughterhouse, but she was alive. Vibrating. Karin tasted like honey and death and it suddenly wasn’t enough. Ino bit her harder. 

“Ahh!” Karin gasped.

It was over too soon, and Ino was back on her feet, fighting fit. Karin steadied her. The chakra chains cast them in a buttery haze, made more under the effects of Karin’s impossible chakra. Ino had never seen the world on fire like this. And when she extended her own senses, they were sharper, reached farther, oversensitive with swelling. 

“Fuck,” Ino said, almost drooling. 

Only now did Karin flush. “Yeah, well! Don’t get stabbed again!”

As they parted to help Sasuke and Neji, Ino could only think that was one promise she might not be keeping. Shame had never felt so hot.

[dykekakashi]

whats your top 5 characters of All time? uwu

of ALL time?! this is crazyyyy Mai! i have had so many beloved blorbos. but OK. let me give this a shot

hange zoe (attack on titan) - first time i was ever able to look at a character and say omg that is me. literally me. and then it turned out she/he is also a genderfluid baddie? fucking sold. will live in my heart forever

darlene alderson (mr robot) - for years i did my best to emulate darlene's bad bitch fashion style but also just ... first time i was able to look at a female character and just went yes!!! she's crazy she's flawed she hates capitalism and she is just amazing and complex. 11/10 would not change her for anything in the world

sasuke uchiha (naruto) - another INSANEEE bitch. i know he's a recent blorbo but truly ... will live in my head rent free forever. it's funny because i disliked him at first, like throughout most of the og naruto!! and then i fell in love w him when i saw him being a bad bitch in shippuden and my understanding of him just clicked after a certain scene lol.

eddie kaspbrak (it) - i love him so much. clung to this little guy during tough period of my life dealing w/ anxiety. characters choosing love to overcome fear every day my beloveds

ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov) - not a fandom blorbo but i get him and he is mine and if i project my existential anguish onto a character from a 19th century russian novel that i actually learned about through a spn fanfiction when i was 12yo well then. that is between me and god

[bougiebutchbitch]

Sakura has one of the best developmental arc of the whole flippin' manga and is wonderful and beautiful until that final chapter that I did not read so it never happened.

She literally was like "I DONT NEED NO MAN" and went to the baddest lady around and told her to make her her bitch and grew into an independent women who can crush fucking mountains and FUCKING KILLED A MAN and who is like "we gotta kill Sasuke!" And "ok! Let's try again!"

She's wonderful! She's Grace! she'll punch you in the face!!

*deep breath* That's all.

:VERY LOUD APPLAUSE:

Especially on that bit about the final chapter. I'm still soooo disappointed by how her arc ended, and I think I always will be.

It seemed obvious to me, as a young afab person who grew up watching Naruto, that a great arc would be for her to move past her unheathy obsession with Sasuke, past her sense that she's in the shadow of Sasuke and Naruto and the 'weak point' of Team Seven, strike out alone and make her own way (and have hot and sweaty make-outs with Ino or Lee or maybe both - okay, so maybe that was just wishful thinking). I'm forever going to be pissed that we didn't get that, because it could've been amazing.

Despite this, she's such an interesting character to me - both in her canon content, and in the gaps that are left for fanon to explore! I do appreciate that Kishimoto was working through, uh, some very cringe misogynistic views when writing her, so though it's a low bar, I appreciate that he didn't overtly sexualise her, and let her be a physical badass as well as a healer.

At the end of the day, I understand why people dislike her. But I also think that the fandom are very quick to excuse & infantalise Sasuke & Naruto for some of their choices because They Were Just Children, while also condemning Sakura for hers, despite them all being the same age... Even if we’re going fully Watsonian in our critique, she’s a 12-17 yo kid ffs, living in a military state and trained to be a child-soldier from pre-puberty. She’s fucked up. She’s messy. What do you expect???

But really, all I want is for haters to keep that hate off my posts! I don't care what they do on their personal blogs! They just have to stop adding shitty comments about Sakura to my art & writing! It's really that simple!

[juusasu4evagrrl]

I’M BACK BITCHES ANDDD I BRING GIFTS!

I originally began writing down this AU last year with plans to send it as an anonymous ask to justsasuke, my all time favorite blog on here, much love to the pioneer of the juusasu ship. But it just got wayyy too long for all that so fingers crossed she sees it anyways. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽 (unless you hate it and then nvm you saw nothing)

So basically while lying awake at like 11:55 last night my brain went, I bet Juugo would be good at basketball since he’s like so tall, and out of that thought this sexy ass college AU was born.

Okay lets set the scene

Our au starts freshman year at whatever college in whatever big city now lets talk majors and aspirations

Juugo gets in on a basketball scholarship but while he’s good and he kind of enjoys it, he’s not a baller like it’s not life to him. what he’s really pursuing is environmental sciences so he can become like a zoologist or a wildlife biologist or something like that and immerse himself in his true passions. Also he’s like a year or so older. Still a freshmen, just sticking with canon on this one cause it always made sense to me.

Sasuke is studying whatever the fuck he thinks will get him familial brownie points. The thing is he has NO CLUE what he actually wants to study or do. If he was true to himself he’d have taken a gap year to live a little. BUT big bro graduated high school like 2 years early, absolutely demolished running start, and got like three full rides to schools that brought a tear to fugakus eye. So his natural competitive streak and his desire to be seen as capable by Fugagku, coalesce into Sasuke just trying to follow in those footsteps. Now i wont say he’s failing but 1, he don’t even really wanna be there right now and 2, academics are just not his thing. Which sucks cause he doesn’t cope well with being bad at things. If it wasn’t for the super dope and driven friends he’s about to make school life would destroy his mental health, and he’d probably be directionless forever. Im not saying he’s dumb cause i don’t think that. Just that he’s really struggling to apply himself here.

Karin is there cause her creepy rich uncle Orochimaru said he’d pay for her college if she graduated high school, and only with a perfect 4.0 mind you. Our girls a double major. One in business and one in some type of chemistry so that after college she can attend a perfume school become a perfumer and start her own perfume empire the absolute girlboss. Shes the only one who knows exactly what they want to do from the jump. How she balances all this? We can only imagine but it is karin after all, and if anyones doing it it’s her. A woman’s resolve can break through steel after all. 😤

My fave, Suigetsu is also there I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out how it might just have to be a plot hole I FIGURED IT OUT! Orochimaru is his dad hes our nepo baby. (So i guess that makes karin his hardworking cousin the Selena to his Haley if you will) ANYWAYS he’s studying marine engineering cause I guess I’m running out of ideas just shhh if you think really hard about it it kinda makes sense. Ok new thought. He changes his major halfway through to a martial arts studies degree, (this is important cause sasuke is gonna end up here too) with a minor in some sort of nutritionist something. He’s is gonna be a personal trainer i guess and to me, that makes sense. Also my aquarius brother lives and breaths the very mid nightlife at this school.

Scene set

Karin and Sasuke meet first and hit it off in so far as Karin is concerned. Sasuke however is there to get the degree and get out. He don’t want no friends, he didn’t even like the ones he had in high school. Eventually though he learns to tolerate her cause he’s moved seats like 5 times now and she’s found him

every

single

time.

Once past Sasukes initial resistance, they genuinely hit it off pretty quick. They’re both pretty introverted for college students so they have a lot of time to spend together. Sasuke is introverted cause he just is, but karin would be a party girl if she wasn’t so busy. They meet up for lunch and study sessions frequently. Sasuke enjoys the silence in these low key hang outs. Karin enjoys staring at sasuke during breaks in her working and acting ditsy when helping him with whatever he’s working on to make him do that cute little self gratified smirk and to hear his voice turn from quiet and disinterested to proud and engaged when explaining to her how shes wrong. Yes karin still has a crush on sasuke we all do moving on.

Juugo and suigetsu meet next. Kind of, they’re roommates so honestly they met first but whatever. Juugo wanted a single and after meeting Juugo so did Suigetsu. They get on okay but jugo lost interest in building a friendship with Suigestu after coming to find marine engineering ain’t got shit to do with marine biology, and suigestu mostly is just scared of Juugo. help me decide which one is the messy roommate that makes the other one consider requesting a new dorm everyday. (nvm its Juugo he happily lived in cave like duh) Anyway they don’t really start to get along until sasuke comes in the picture. (yes they all bond over their mutual desires to fuck sasuke its very canon compliant in that way)

Sasuke and suigetsu meet next at a party Karin coerced Sasuke into going to with her. At some point Karin fucks off with the girl she went to the party for in the first place, (who is Tayuya of sound5 fame btw) and Sasuke is left alone in the corner to stew in his feelings of betrayal. He didnt want to go in the first place and he only went to sit in the corner with Karin and make fun of peoples stupid try hard attitudes and inability to hold their stupid alcohol. People do try and talk to him but he successfully wards them off with his one word answers and an overall stank demeanor. Until suigetsu finds him and swears to himself that this is the sexiest man he has ever seen, he’s getting into those adidas track pants no matter what, and wow this boy can not dress. Sasukes one word answers and side eyes fall on deaf ears and hungry eyes. Suigetsu has effectively glued himself to Sasukes side and there is nothing Sasuke can do to stand it but keep knocking back the jungle juice. He cant tell which is worse the stupid alcohol or the endlessly talkative twink who keeps dodging his exasperated sighs. He has never enjoyed being talked at, and hes never overindulged in alcohol either (is this realistic I don’t know it sure is fun to imagine 14 year old team7 stealing a little something something someone and getting wasted for the first time together actually yeah lets say that happens but it happens in Sasukes bedroom Fugaku finds out and puts the fear of god in him and then he gets it again from Itachi who is probably who the stuff was stolen from and he learned his lesson didn’t touch booze again until just now) but every time suigetsu speaks he drinks and the night is getting fuzzier and fuzzier. He is a mellow and petulant drunk and one word responses turn into slightly wordier quips and mildly depressing personal anecdotes. Its right about now that Suigetsu is sure this here man is his future husband cause he was giving personalityless but worth a hookup before but now the personality is showing little and Suigetsus loving every slurred moment of it. The only problem is that Sasuke is drunk like drunk drunk he obviously wasnt feeling Suigetsu before and even if he is now (he’s not) there is absolutely zero chance of hooking up with this pretty faced little emo tonight. (pretty faced emo girl stop) So at this point Suigetsus only worries are A.) How am I gonna insure this boy remembers who I am tomorrow? B.) And this is been on his mind since the beginning of the night, how did this literal wet blanket of a man get here and why, like who is even is he? Finally C.) How am I getting outta all this without getting these 600 dollar McQueen sneaks vomited on.

The future husband thing was cute or whatever but Suigetsu must be really smitten to be standing in whoever’s truly nasty bathroom this is cleaning bright red pungent puke off his once shining white sneakers. Sasuke is currently slumped near the toilet staring judgmentally at suigetsus pinkish shoes and mumbling mostly unintelligibly about vanity and precious solitude. Suigetsu thinks the gist of it is probably something to the effect of leave me alone next time and I won’t projectile on your designer but really who is to say. Definitely not Sasuke, Sasuke still can’t (or won’t its difficult to tell with this one) even answer simple questions like what he’s doing here or who he’s here with. It wouldn’t even matter if he could cause karin has been gone for a minute now. Lets not blame her either cause she expected he’d leave 5 minutes after she and Tayuya did and she did text. The worst she’d expected to deal with would be some strongly worded replies or an especially quiet study sesh. Its decided Sasuke is coming back to the shared dorm room barring C all problems are accounted for with the solution.

Woooo that scene was long but its okay cause were meeting Juugo next and getting some would be romantic tension if i knew how to write romantic tension also taka is almost assembled yuhhh!! Prepare for some very poorly paraphrased dialog in apostrophes.

Suigetsu is oddly insistent on walking Sasuke back to his dorm so he’s just a little confused when instead of showing up in quiet lifeless single he enters chaotic double that smells so strongly of febreze and cannabis he can immediately feel an oh my god just open the damn window induced headache coming on. Still feeling woozy and uncharacteristically social from the booze, he’s about to ask whats his name in the mugler turtleneck (the stars on the turtleneck were more engaging to sasuke then anything else going on duh suigetsus gonna name drop the designer yes this is what he remembers lol it don’t make sense IK but its my mission to make Suigetsu as swaged out as is possibly possible) about the window when the door to the dorm busts open and in walks Juugo angry as hell on some

‘Why did you text me about some boy staying over i already said you can not have hookups in here if you wanna slut yourself out to this school your gonna have to get creative cause the boundaries of this dorm situation were set and agreed upon day one this is my sanctuary and smoke spot not your sex dungeon rah rah rah rah’

Its occurring very slowly to Sasuke that he may have gotten himself into an unsavory situation but before he can say anything suigetsu says it for him.

‘oh my god he’s I’m not sleeping with him’

just barely biting back a not tonight at least he continues

‘i met him at Jirobo’s (I’m having so much fun adding in random sound5 characters Kimimaro is still dead tho rip 😔) kickback he wasnt vibing and I cant blame him shit was so dry so since he was drunk off his ass anyways and couldn’t give me any contacts I brought him here to sleep it off so he’ll wake up tomorrow and see me as his savior and then i son’t know we’ll go from there don’t hate cause you cant pull 10s like me Juugo’

Juugo is not hating, he would be cause suigetsu sounds objectively dumb right now, but he just noticed Sasuke. True to cannon his demeanor changes instantly from ready to tussle to totally transfixed as his full attention is focused on staring at a still slightly intoxicated Uchiha Sasuke.

Sasuke has noticed, and is 35% focused on staring back at Juugo who looks like a character out of the real manga and sauke is very appreciative of it, and 65% trying to process what the fuck suigetsu just said. Weather his delay is because of the booze or the baller is, unclear to him. So now its just three dudes in a dirty ass dorm room staring at each other. (😏) Sasuke breaks both the eye contact with Juugo and the silence directing a

‘you did not pull me dumbass you kidnapped me and theres no way im staying here tonight don’t even worry about it Juugo’

straight to Suigetsu.

Suigetsu is so over it by now and he adds up the ruined McQueens plus sasukes continued disinterest to equal a disappointing L and having cast off his soiled kicks he flops down onto his milky white satin sheets back to the room disengaged.

Juugo however could, not be any more the opposite not only does he find sasuke quite nice to look at and would be disappointed to see him go without getting a little social repertoire established. He’s so incredibly shocked that sasuke is still standing upright and albeit slowly engaging with the world around him. He’s pretty sure if he lets him leave he’ll find him passed out on the lobby floor tomorrow morning, so after another minute or so of fondly watching sasuke fumble with the zipper of his plain black jacket he offers a tentative

‘you know what I really don’t care you can stay here tonight its already so late just, yeah just stay.’

‘Yeah you can just like curl up in the mountain of unwashed basketball shorts they smell so amazing’

Suigetsu chimes in sarcastically

‘okay okay and how do you know they smell so bad freak’

juugo shoots back (basketball pun haha)

‘cause i can smell you from here you cretin’

Sasuke stumbles past the bickering and heads for the door completely uninterested in this petty roommate dispute he briefly wonders what happened to his adidas slide while he grabs at his pockets for a minute searching for his phone to call Karin before joining the dispute with a,

‘oh my god dumbass you made me leave my phone in that wasteland bathroom dickhead Im not going back there so either your gonna buy me a new Samsung or-‘

suigetsu cuts him off,

‘you are the absolute worst kind of drunk actually I have your phone right here dummy’

he pulls the phone out of the pocket of his dolce&gabbana cargos (yeah when i said orochimarus rich I meant rich rich designer head to toe the sheets are probably designer bitch) and throws it directly at sasuke

juugo takes this moment to display his sickening basketball skills and intercepts the throw holding the phone above his head he says,

‘look man just stay okay you can have my bed i’ll sleep on the laundry im keeping this right now but you can call your friend in the morning I’m not busy til late tomorrow so i’ll help you find your way out of here if you need to get to a class but your already here so you might as well just stay’

Sasuke doesn’t feel all that much like walking anyways so he turns to juugos sheetless mattress and then to Suigetsu and says

‘give me your bed you bastard you owe me anyways’

suigetsu is not entirely sure why he would owe this bitch anything at all but he takes the opportunity to shoot his final shot,

‘how bout we share’

Sasuke decides to sleep on top of Juugos worse for wear comforter.

Sasuke, having stolen his phone from Juugo on some mission impossible shit, leaves before anybody else wakes up with no intention of ever returning. but since Karin and Tayuya hit it off actually his only friend has less time to spend with him. So he decides to link up with suigetsu and juugo since they’re the only other people he’s said more then 5 words to. Eventually they get tapped into the study seshes when suigetsu essentially invites himself to join much to karins chagrin.

Boom taka assembled.

Alrigttt thats all I wrote. I wanna write more about this au like where everyone comes from and how the relationships proceed from here and the whole thing is supposed to be a juusasu get together moment and we barely even touched on that but we’ll see if i ever get around to that.

Disclaimers: i dont know anything about basketball and i still haven’t gotten my ged so I have not been to college YET 🤪 on the bright side when i do get there ill probably be 21 already and ppl will flock to me for my id privileges 😌 i tried to make this as legible as i possibly could going through, adding punctuation, and removing some of my rambling. But i also left a lot of it in though like the crossed out text, the crazy parentheses notes (which i hope are not too confusing), and all the emojis, and i chose this just so you can really see the way the story just came together randomly and how much fun i was having writing this clusterfuck of shitty college movie cliches.

[nomadicrusalka]

okay lets see...

7, 11, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19, 20, 30 for ask game!

Haha that's so many!! Lmao here we go

7. Which battle was your favorite

Mannnn that's a hard question I think one that really got stuck in my mind (other than the VotE in first part naruto, classic) was the Kakashi vs Obito battle in shippuden? I just love how they intertwined the battle sequences with their childhood memories and all these little moments where they made the same moves,,, the freaking hand signs moment hhhnnnnggg so perfect that changed me

11. how would you wear your headband

I thinkkk I would wear it like Naruto and Sasuke? I'm a basic bitch but that just seems like the most practical and comfortable way to keep the hair out of my face

13. what ninjas would you want as your teammates

Hm,,, it would be good to have Sakura on my team because of the healing lol maybe Hinata as well because she's a sweetheart? Or Shino because he's just cute and wouldn't bring in the trouble like Naruto and Sasuke dfdsjsd

14. which opening is your favorite

I actually don't have any TOT mostly because I'm purely a manga reader and then I just really didn't want to bother with watching the whole anime other than listening/watching to the popular amvs on youtube that changed my music tastes forever lmao

16. how long have you been into naruto

I've always been a Naruto fan,,, I have those blurry memories of watching it on tv on I think,,, jetix channel lmao and then I properly came back to it in primary school and was reading the manga while the chapters were coming out! =D so yeah just my whole life I can't get rid of it TT_TT

18. favorite character

I want to say Naruto I really do,,, he's such a ball of sunshine and he's my biggest blorbo, but-- I'm gonna stop myself from doing that and say Sasori instead. There's something about the pathetic old men that gets to me,,, Madara is a close second for that very reason it's just that Sasori was the first one

19. least favorite character

For my whole primary school years I hated Sakura with passion (probably because she was the epitome of girly things) but I grew out of that now and while she's definitely not a favourite of mine I see her pluses and what she brought to the naruto series and really enjoy doing art of her! I don't really think I have any other character from naruto that I would actively dislike or count as "least favourite" tho in my whole naruto career haha I just feel meh/neutral for most of them tbh

20. do you own any naruto merch

I don't anymore! I once upon a time wanted to do an Itachi cosplay tho so I bought a long black wig (which I still have but can't count as merch lol) and his necklace but I lost it a long time ago ):

30. otp

,,,dang I don't know dfjs?? Like I have a lot of pairings in naruto that I enjoy but not one true otp?? I think I'm just a huge fan of most Naruto/anyone pairings haha (Naruto/Sasuke and canon Naruto/Hinata being on the lowest spectrums of that,,,) I really like Naruto/Gaara because of their deeper connections and similarities but I also enjoy Naruto/Ino (but also a huge fan of Sakura/Ino for her,,,) because their personalities create fun opportunities and issues to read about and explore both in modern AUs and canon world! =D

That was a long one haha Thank you so much for all the questions!!

The naruto ask games that the questions are from <3

[viralarcadian]

testing testing god I hope the readmore actually works this time

OKAY IT WORKED

i like lady yona i think she's cute. also i like that she's from a domain that's apparently not in hyrule. termina real? termina ZORA real??

anyways I've already seen people giving her the kikyo/sakura treatment for literally no reason other than existing and "getting in the way" of The Ship and im so tired. time is a flat circle. it's 2005 and it's hatefics where sakura and kikyo are written to be huge evil bitches to justify inuyasha and sasuke dumping them or being killed off, forever

[revui]

blorbo rundown

finally giving updated and halfway sufficient descriptions of 4 out of 16 of the major blorbos that i'm constantly tagging and going insane over. these descriptions are rambly and longer than i thought they'd be. enjoy(? i don't know if that's possible)

blorbo #1 is harker karamazov. a poet. a dragon. genderfluid (he figures this out over the course of the story, at first he thought he was just transmasc). bro spends her entire section of the narrative assuming that the plot goes by jurassic park t-rex rules as in, if she does absolutely nothing then it won't get her. (spoiler he is got). her major conflict is against a fully grown man who treats his obsession with finding and killing dragons like a side hobby. like knitting or cocaine or whatever. harker is a 6/10 blorbo and loses a lot of points for thinking he could escape the lens of the narrative

blorbo #2 is miranda hilton. a human. autistic (no inside voice). requires that everyone likes her all the time forever or she might melt into the floor. unlike hark she is an eager participant in the narrative, not the broad narrative but the threads of a fabricated narrative within the wider story that she has unwittingly woven herself into. she nearly sets an entire town on fire multiple times (and it's always the same town too). her major conflict is against a random teenage boy who would definitely use reddit on earth and unironically say "why don't women like nice guys." he wants to date her but miranda has a girlfriend already so she goes "no thanks man" and he refuses to take that like a rational human being should. anyway miranda is like a 9/10 blorbo and i only dock points because she isn't as pathetic as she could be

blorbo #3 is ignatia twist. a bitch. a perfectionist. comes from old money. one of her dads owns mines. her entire family line for like 13ish generations (i think? can't remember the exact number off the top of my head) has been known for having really powerful magic and naturally using a very difficult casting technique but ignatia actually can't do that so she uses illegal earrings that artificially enhance her magic and allow her to pretend she can hang with the cool kids. she's bisexual. she has 2 dads and they got a hashtag #gay divorce. her major conflict is against a literal actual animal who hates her dads but would prefer to destroy their reputation than just murder them so she tries to frame them for ignatia's murder. she eventually learns to hate ignatia on a personal level. ignatia is a 10/10 blorbo because depending on which point in the narrative i met her i would either ask for her hand in marriage or kill both of us immediately

blorbo #4 is quintilian holmes. a florist. a domestic terrorist. flower demon. he has a disability that's complex to explain but has the most obvious effect of weakening his magic significantly. his magic specialty is literally just blasting things into a fine dust. occasionally by accident (oopsie!). he witnessed the horrors. he's like if sasuke had pink hair. he's bi and he pines for a gay dude but that gay dude is gay for a different bi dude (quin still thinks he has a chance). also he is a domestic terrorist, as i said. blows things up with his girlfriend of three days who is also later the antagonist he goes up against. the moral debate to be had between them is surprisingly complex considering the broad ideas of their feud is quin saying "maybe we shouldn't kill people" and her saying "ok but consider: killing people." quin is a 7/10 blorbo he should've killed people

[sea-owl]

Let me start off saying that do not take this seriously. This was an idea running rampant in my brain and wouldn't leave me alone.

So an AU where Sakura has some past lives too because Kishimoto did her dirty too many times and he could have at least given her this since the three man band was pushed on us so much along with the brothers idea. I mean it wouldn't be that hard either like Naruto and Sasuke are the sun and moon? Okay Sakura can be the stars or earth that helps balance/makes peace between the boys/brothers. One detail I liked imagining is that these past lives of Sakura's got killed the same way, by Naruto and Sasuke's past lives, and then shit that was already bad goes worse because now their peacekeeper is gone. I will go into this later.

I also imagine that her past lives were the wives or companions of Indra and Madara that's why she's so full of love for Sasuke. Yes all her past lives have pink hair that is non negotiable.

I've seen people use Shachi for Indra's wife's name and I've kinda adopted that, and I always called Madara's wife Haruka.

Shachi was a family friend in her youth that would come and go because her clan traveled during that periord. They were some sort of travelling medicine men basically. Indra developed a big ol crush on her, while Ashura, who was younger looked up to Shachi like a big sister. Years later after Indra leaves he finds Shachi again, he ends up teaching her how to use chakra she's pretty good at it, a fast learner. They get married and have kids. This is definitely Sakura's more loving, and kind side as the way Shachi was raised. Though that isn't to say Shachi couldn't be petty or passive aggressive. Shachi also gave birth to the start of the Uchiha clan and maybe Haruno if we're feeling spicy. Shachi always thought the brothers could rekindle if they just talked, she knew both of them and Indra never fully explained to her what happened that he left. Shachi tries to bring them together again, they fight, and end up killing Shachi as she tries to stop them.

Now onto Madara's and Hashirama's lives. Haruka was born to a clan that was more neutral in the wars, hell we can make it Haruno too to make things easier. She was a trained fighter, but she was more defensive. She was very knowledgeable in herbs like Shachi. This is kind of how she met Madara and Hashirama. They got hurt and she was passing by. She healed them both and refused to let them fight in front of her. Haruka was more stubborn and quick tempered than Shachi but that's ok because she had Madara and Hashirama's bullshit to deal with. As the boys were creating the leaf village she was there to help keep tempers in check and make sure things were realistic. Somehow during those talks Madara convinces Haruka to marry him. When tensions started rising up between the two again Haruka was there trying to get them to see the other's point o view, and to tell Tobirama to shut it when he got on her nerves. Haruka was heartbroken when Madara left and furious when he returned. She confronts him at the valley of the end with Hashirama. She ends up killed in that battle.

By the time Sakura is born Shachi and Haruka's names are long gone. There might be a small myth about then among the Uchiha but that's it.

Shachi and Haruka aren't just silent observer's over Sakura's life, they actually are more like those old gossiping aunties who Sakura can hear in her head all the time and sometimes can see if she focuses enough. Sakura who has had Inner since a child just fucking rolls with it.

Shachi and Haruka sees the reincarnations of their boys in Sasuke and Naruto immediately but they let Sakura navigate those relationships by herself with a comment or two from them. They are estatic when Sakura decides to become a medic ninja, taking their herb knowledge further. They never tell Sakura about how they died, it would be cruel of them to tell the young girl she will be killed by those closest to her.

When the rooftop fight happens and Sakura rushes forward Shachi and Haruka are terrified because they know this is it. This is the moment Sakura is to die by her boys' hands. They're horrified, she's too young they were both grown adults when they died.

They let out a sob of relief when Kakashi appears, saving their newest reincarnation. They begin to hope that maybe this life will be different.

Skip forward to the war and Haruka is pissed. Like ready to take to take over Sakura's body just to fight her husband herself pissed.

"I want a divorce!" Sakura can hear Haruka shout.

Shachi shakes her head in disappointed mom. "Don't look at me they get it from Indra."

When Naruto and Sasuke find out about their past lives Shachi and Haruka make themselves known. They show themselves after the boys battle. It's the first time they are seen by anyone that isn't Sakura.

"That damn bastard, wait till I get my hands on him in the after life." Haruka rants. "I wanted one of us to kill him! I can't believe some creep took that away!"

"Who is she talking about?" Naruto whispered to Sakura.

"Madara, her husband," Sakura answeres.

"Husband?!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Yeah I'm still unsure how that happened."

Shachi is pulling on Sasuke's ear still in disappointed mom mode. "If you ever put my reincarnation in a genjutsu like that again I will personally beat your ass little descendant. Your clan started in my womb, you will put respect on my name and to my reincarnation."

Sasuke can only grunt. Still confused by the whole thing.

In their adult lives Shachi and Haruka pop by for visits, but their working it out with their own boys, and falling back into their roles as their peacekeepers. They coo over baby Sadara, and still act like gossip aunties. They ship Boruto and Sadara, and make bets with Sakura on when they get together. Naruto and Sasuke just call them Sakura's realtives for when their talking to others about them.

Shachi is also trying to straighten out the whole Uchiha clan in the after life, no descendants of her's are gonna act out. She don't care if they're already dead, and who they gonna complain to, Indra? She's got hom whipped after so many years apart. Haruka gave hell to her husband for many years. Hashirama was on thin ice with her, but she had Mito to help with that.

Again don't take this seriously. This just wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it out.

[candy-crackpot]

Even if I miss the old, sadistic Road, I do kinda like this more girly and affectionate version... but I don't want to see her as just object for shipping

I don’t think Road’s personality was “replaced” or “mellowed” it’s just that we learned more of her and realised that similar to every Noah she has dual nature. Road is indeed very sadistic and cruel to Exorcists, Innocence, normal humans or anyone else she might perceive as enemy; but she is caring when it comes to what she considers hers. 

Her debutant was as an enemy, that regenerated even after she was burnt by the barrier Miranda’s Innocence erected around town established her as something not merely human. She ordered Akuma around, intimidated them, tortured them, treated them along with Allen, Miranda and Lenalee as nothing but dolls. She didn’t care about them and enjoyed hurting them. She was and still is someone terrifying.

Next time she greets Allen with a kiss but this could come from Road viewing Allen as her very exciting toy she couldn’t break and is therefore fun; who broke the rules of the war: he spoiled the game of Exorcists dreading that anyone but themselves can be an Akuma and then he refused to hurt Road even after she hurt him and his friends. It could also have been “kissing Allen goodbye” because she truly believed she and Tyki would kill him there. Seeing how she opened a door for the Earl even as Tyki destroyed the previous one just shows that she never actually any interest in playing fair at all. Another proof of her cruelty is when Allen defeated Tyki she got pissed as fuck and decided to threaten Allen by hurting him the way it hurt him most: hurt his precious friends, force him to hurt one to protect another. It’s less brutal than stabbing his eye out, but a lot more intimate and chilling, because she played on Allen’s personal weaknesses.

Even during Alma Karma Arc, while sticking to Allen and explaining stuff to him - in hopes that she could convince that the Order is corrupt and he needs to leave it - , she didn’t betray the plan, she stood by and watched Allen get skewered and nearly lose himself.

Saving Allen from Apocryphos too, was basically just following orders if you stretch it; Sheril claims the Earl explicitly ordered them to protect the 14th with their lives, so in a way she did that. If anything telling that “Neah fought for Mana” and comforting Allen when he was a mess due to Apocryphos was the furthest she went - but again, she didn’t go against their plans. She and Tyki try to nudge Allen towards the truth but that’s where it stops.

It is important that we must not forget to make clear distinction between Road’s feelings and her actions. Feelings do influence decisions, but people don’t act on their feelings all the time; just because Road seems to have feelings for Allen it doesn’t mean she will toss away everything she loved and cared for merely for his sake.

Road might be often wink towards Allen, but she never gives up her own agenda for his sake. F/m ships are not welcomed because very often the dynamics are written poorly by the original creators and female characters themselves even moreso. Creators way too often resort to “the female character gives up on a dream she has been nurturing ever since she can remember for some dude who is very often toxic” instead of putting actual work into their piece and letting them have actual relevance as piece of that universe and not just someone’s pretty love interest. Due to this overused trope female characters especially suffer from this flawed notion that ending up with a man always means she is definitely straight and she lost her personality - which is why I often see people distance themselves from f/m ships and even claim stuff like “I don’t like X ship to be canon because then Character A would become just a one-dimenional love interest” - that’s sadly a projecting of bad experience. Yes, there are terribly written relationships that only exist because “he was a boy and she was a girl”, but we shouldn’t discard all f/m ships because of that or claim that a female character will lose her value if she is shipped with a male character, especially if that is the protagonist. 

Arguing that “I don’t like X ship to be canon because then Character A would become just a one-dimenional love interest” or “no, A is not attracted to B, they are purely platonic and A is aro/ace” are not good responses either because then we implicitly accept the notion that female characters automatically lose their value just for being shipped with ‘the wrong’ person, and not because they give up their everything for another and it is framed as normal, self sacrificing or even a role model. Ships don’t ruin characters, shitty writing does.

[wooobuddyletsgetnasty]

Naruto’s Mother Figure! Reader x Kakashi Pt. 2

It’s heeeerreeee. The time has come. I love this part sooo much im like cryin’ mostly fluff between u and Naru, and relationship building between you and Kakashi. Also a scene where some bitches say some nasty shit about ur son, but don’t worry, u take care of it 🥴

Mild hints of NSFW at the end because I can’t helllppp myselffff. I also would like to add in that reader is Kakashi’s age, or maybe even a year younger. Which quite literally means that at one point, she was a CHILD raising a baby. She’s a bad bitch. I don’t take criticism.

Also just wanna say that we are loosely following the anime/manga. The whole timeline is just efed. That being said, pls don’t come for me if I get something wrong in this series. I’m just a horny bitch who is trying her best lmao. 

See u in the next paarrtt 🤪

The days went by fast, and repetitive, you had finally fallen back into some sort of schedule after the nightmare that was the Chuunin exams: wake Naruto up, feed him, walk with him to training, avoid Kakashi, go to work, stop at the store, avoid Kakashi, take groceries home, pick up Naruto, walk with him to get ramen, avoid Kakashi, go home, go to sleep, and then repeat. You saw him everywhere now, and something had to give! You sleep with your son’s teacher once, and now he’s just everywhere you go? There was no way! Naruto could sense something was wrong. It was his superpower, and you hated that he knew you so well.

This all leads you to where you are now, walking Naruto to his training. He isn’t wandering in front of you like normal though, he’s matching you pace for pace, and you can feel his stare on the side of your head. You turn, leering down at him, “Something you want to say?” Naruto matched your face, leering up at you, “Something you want to say?” You huffed at him, the little brat, “No.” His gaze stayed on the side of your face before he gave up, “Fine. Be like that then.” You scowled down at him, “Watch the attitude, trouble.” Sheepishly, he rubbed the back of his neck, “Sorry, ma.” You didn’t say anything else to him, you both just continued your trek to the training grounds.

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When you got there, the first thing you did was look around to make sure Kakashi wasn’t in sight, did Naruto notice? Of course he did, “Ma.. what are you looking for?” You stiffen, “Nothing.” You knew you shouldn’t play him off in the way you were, he knew of your distaste for Kakashi, so you should use that. On the other hand, did you even have a distaste for Kakashi anymore? You figured you didn’t know. You hadn’t spoken to him since you were on his dick, and your brain was a little foggy. Either way, you figured it was time for you to leave, and you leaned to press a sweet kiss to the crown of Naruto’s head, “I’ll see you later.” He nodded, hands reaching up to wrap around you, “Okay.”

You blanched at the sound of Kakashi’s voice breaking through the clearing, and as much as you wanted to shove Naruto off of you, and make a quick escape, you couldn’t bring yourself to. You could feel Kakashi’s gaze burning through you as you gratefully returned Naruto’s bear hug, but you didn’t turn to look at him. You could hear him speaking to Sakura and Sasuke, and then he spoke in your direction, “Are you going to come train today? Or are you just going to hug her forever?” His words were pointed towards Naruto, and you could hear the smug tone of his voice, suddenly, you were fighting the urge to slap him silly. Slowly, you pulled back, whispering another ‘goodbye’, this time though, you made direct eye contact with Kakashi. It seemed to turn into some weird sort of staring contest, and you felt like a small child, but you weren’t going to lose, and you didn’t. Kakashi’s gaze snapped away from you, and you grinned to yourself smugly. If you were more in tune to your senses, maybe you would have noticed the light pink that had dusted over his uncovered cheek.

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As you made your way home from work, you couldn’t help the slump of relief in your shoulders. Your day was a nightmare, and you couldn’t wait to just be at home, with Naruto. Of course, you had to stop at the store first. These were the moments that you wished you would just buy things in bulk, but you had found with there just being two of you, and with Naruto wanting to eat ramen everyday, things just went to waste like that.

You stepped into the shop, first grabbing a basket, and then stopping to wave at the cashier. You should remember her name, you see her everyday, but you are drawing a blank. You don’t dwell on it, and hastily turn to pick up what you need. Eggs for breakfast, a small carton of milk, snacks for Naruto’s lunch, snacks for your lunch. It doesn’t take long, and as you hurry towards the counter, your shoulders tense. He really is everywhere. You snuff in his direction, and begin to unload your basket on the counter.

You’re so close to freedom you can taste it. The cashier has finished bagging your items, and you reach behind you to feel for the small change purse you keep on your waist. Your hand swipes nothing, and you can feel the frustration building against the back of your throat. You’re joking. You had to have left it somewhere. Before you can speak, Kakashi’s smooth voice calls out from next to you, “I can pay for it.” You’re spine stiffens again, and as much as you want to tell him to go shove it, reason wins the fight. You agree, but not before promising to pay every cent back. You look away from his watchful eye, arms crossing over your chest.

You feel a tad bit of shame, having an almost stranger pay so that you and your son will be able to eat, but the feeling passes at the sound of two young shinobi chattering behind you, “I saw him today, that.. that monster. They just let him wander around the village like that thing isn’t hiding inside him.” Your head spins around quick enough to give Kakashi whiplash, and he notices the red rage that’s blooming from your throat before the other shinobi do. You stop breifly to grab a newspaper, and he wonders exactly what you plan on doing with it. His hand reaches out to grab you, but he’s too late. You’ve already let loose on them, your hands moving to roll up the newspaper, “Are you talking about Naruto? Naruto Uzumaki?”

They answer hesitantly, followed by a, “What does it matter?” You move a step closer to them, and if Kakashi remembers correctly, you’re wearing the same facial expression you were when you slapped him hard enough to make his ears ring, “Naruto Uzumaki is my son.” Kakashi watches as the shinobi blanch, and slowly begin to realize their mistake. It’s comical almost, the way you, a civilian, have scared these grown men, who are ninja, into submission with just a newspaper and your rage. Kakashi watches from the side as you slap the one that had spoken with the bunched up newspaper. He thinks breifly about stopping you, but decides against it. He’d been at the epicenter of your anger once, and he wouldn’t like to be again, not so soon anyways.

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You don’t tell Naruto about what happened at the store. He doesn’t need to know about either instance, and when you follow him into his room to say goodnight, you confess that you’re going to leave for a few moments to take something to a friend. Naruto picks up on the dislike on your features, and he can’t help the smile. You, of course, notice it as well. The sight causes you to mirror his grin, “What?” He laughs, pulling his blankets higher, and his grin is suddenly replaced with a sly look, “Tell Kakashi-Sensei I said ‘good night’.”

Your mouth falls open, the little shit! You gasp out a, “Naruto!” And then you watch as he breaks into laughter, “You’re too obvious, ma! Everyone in the village knows!” You hum at him, “Whatever you say, trouble.” He sits up, making it easier for you to kiss his forehead, “I like him. I mean he’s always late, and he’s always reading that… book. But he’s a good teacher, ma.. he really is.” You press another sweet kiss to Naruto’s forehead, “I know he is.”

You leave soon after, making your way to Kakashi’s apartment. As you stand at his door, and begin knock, the last time you were here breaks through the corner of your mind you’d shoved it in. Your body flushes with arousal, and you shift on your feet. Kakashi opens the door, and you take a moment to admire the smooth muscle of his bicep in his tank top. He seems to be questioning exactly what you are doing here, and when he clears his throat you pull your gaze back up to his face.

You pull the money out of your change purse, and hold it out to him, “I…” you find yourself straining, “just…” Kakashi cuts you off this time, “Don’t hurt yourself.” You choke on a laugh, hand reaching out further to push the money closer to him, “Thank you.. for earlier.” When his fingers brush against yours, your brain lights up with need. And you find yourself wanting to move closer to him, but you don’t. Instead, he moves closer to you.

His hand touches your hip first, and he tugs you closer until your standing in his door way. Your hand catches the wrist of that hand that’s resting against your waist, and your breathing hitches when he tugs his mask down. Your insides are screaming, begging for him to just do it. You don’t think you’d ever wanted anything more in your life, and the heat of his hand on your hip, the heat of his breath on your lips is making you dizzy. You lean and suddenly, he’s pulling back, your half lidded gaze meets his, and you watch as he tugs his mask back up, and blinks the lust out of his eye, “Unprofessional.. sorry.”

You fight back the urge to tell him to forget about what you said, but your pride doesn’t allow you. When you speak again, it’s more of a whimper, “Right.” Your gaze flickers over to the wall, and the arousal relights it’s self between your thighs. You worry that Kakashi might catch on exactly to where you had been looking, and when he speaks again, you know he has, “I think about it too.”

This time, on your walk home, there isn’t any shame. The only thing that’s running through your veins is white hot arousal. God, what did you get yourself into?