#satan headcanons

[sister-lucifer]

“Can I ride you until I feel better?” 

Demon brothers x Reader (Separately)

You’ve had an awful day, and you ask him if you can ride him until you feel better. How does he react?

Reader is gender neutral 

Content/Warnings: Riding, mentions of cockwarming, pre established relationships

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Lucifer 

When you first sulked into the room, clearly unhappy, he admittedly was a bit annoyed 

But instead of whining to him like his brothers would, you walked over to his desk and crouched beside him, resting your chin on his knee

“Yes, darling?” 

“Lucifer, I had a bad day…” 

“I could pick up on that.” 

“Can I ride you until I feel better?” 

He froze immediately 

At first he thought it was some weird joke, but when you didn’t laugh he realized you were very serious. 

He could feel his face go hot, but he tried to keep himself calm and collected 

He thought for a moment, then sighed, scooting back from his desk just enough to make room for you and patted his lap 

“Alright, my love. But I hope you know I’m not going to be taking a break from my work, which means you’ll have to do the heavy lifting.”

And if you’re okay with that, feel free to ride him for as long as you’d like 

And when you’re done, stay on his lap for a bit longer and keep his cock warm for him 

If you do, he might just reward you when he’s done working 

Mammon 

“Maaaammoooon!” 

“What d’ya want, human?!” 

He was certainly not in the mood to be barged in on. He was trying to look through a catalogue, this was very important! 

But when you flopped down onto the bed with a whine, he could tell you felt bad

“Hey, what’s the matter, doll face? Ya look down.” 

“Bad day…” 

“Ah, I see. So you want The Great Mammon’s help, huh?”

He wrapped an arm around you and pulled you in close, allowing you to whisper in his ear

“I wanna ride you ‘til I feel better…”

His eyes went wide, and his brain might’ve shut down for a second 

“Oh…” 

Soon, his flabbergasted expression is replaced with a sly smirk as he pulls you into his lap. 

“Of course you can, babes! The Great Mammon is always here to help.”

Leviathan 

He was playing a video game in his room when you knocked on his door. He was at first annoyed at the disturbance, but when he realized it was you he was ecstatic 

“Hello my player two! I’ve been waiting for you, I…hey, what’s wrong?”

“Had a bad day…” 

“Oh no! C’mere, sit with me! I’ll make you feel better.”

He pat the bed next to him before returning his attention to his game, rambling about the current storyline or side quest he was one 

But he was promptly cut short when you put a hand on his chest 

“Levi, can I ride you until I feel better?”

Levi.EXE has stopped working 

Red in the face, sweating buckets, heartbeat in his ears

“Uh…Haha! That’s a funny joke, player two! Haha..hah…wait, are you serious?!”

“If you don’t want to, Levi—“

“NO! I-I mean—no, I want to!” 

He’ll try to focus on his game at first, but he gives in so easily 

By the end of it his controller will be discarded on the floor while he whines into the crook of your neck 

Satan 

He was reading a book in his room when you came in 

He immediately sensed something was off, even before you flopped face first down onto his bed with a groan 

”What’s the matter, dear?”

”Today was awful…” 

“Aw, I’m sorry, love. Can I help?” 

You didn’t reply at first as you snuggled up next to him, making him chuckle under his breath. 

“Mm…can I ride you until I feel better?” 

He’s taken aback by the request at first, wondering for a moment if you really said that, but once he processes the words he merely gives you a smile 

“Is that what you need, dear?” He coos as he pulls you in close. 

“Alright then, come on, I’m all yours.” 

Asmodeus

He was doing his makeup when you entered his room, and he saw you behind him in the mirror 

“Oh hello, sweetheart! Finally back, I see. Hey, what’s with the face? Frowning will give you wrinkles!” 

He got up to wrap you in a hug, stroking your hair and inquiring about your problem

“I had a bad day…”

“Aww, baby, c’mere.”

He leads you to the bed and is already sitting you on his lap

Just when you go to ask him, he beats you to the punch 

Thats the best thing about dating Asmo; he always knows exactly what you need

“Wanna ride me? It’ll make you feel better.”

Your answer is a resounding yes 

And Asmodeus isn’t stopping until you’ve forgotten all your worries

Beelzebub 

He was munching on whatever he dug out of the fridge when you came into he and Belphie’s shared room 

Luckily Belphie was out at the time—probably napping in the living room or the attic—which meant you could be alone with your boyfriend 

“Today was terrible, Beel…” 

“Oh, I’m sorry. Wanna bite?” 

It was a poor attempt at comfort, but the fact that he was trying made you smile 

“No thank you, Beel. I want something else…” 

He had just shoved the rest of his snack into his mouth when you climbed on top of him 

“Can I ride you until I feel better?” 

He almost choked 

But when he realized you were serious, he couldn’t refuse 

“If that’s what you want, but…why not let me do the work? It’ll help you relax more, I think.” 

Belphegor 

He was roused from his nap when he heard you coming up the attic stairs 

Normally he would sleep through the noise, but for some reason you always managed to wake him 

“Belphie, are you asleep?” You whispered as you creaked the door open 

He was, in fact, not asleep 

“What’s up?” 

“I…had a bad day today…” 

That was all the explanation he needed before he was making room for you to lay beside him

You snuggled in close, letting him wrap his arms around you before you whispered your request in his ear

“Belphie, can I ride you until I feel better?” 

Belphegor loves when you ride him; he doesn’t have to do any work! He’s totally on board 

He’s not doing anything more than he already is besides turning over onto his back though 

Don’t worry, he’ll still get the job done 

[the-travelling-witch]

imagine, every year around christmas time, satan just receives a bunch of letters from little kids, who accidentally addressed their letters to him instead of santa

it becomes sort of a tradition in and of itself; after the initial confusion and some research, i think he’d grow quite fond of them and smile at the wobbly handwritings listing what those tiny humans wish for

[married-to-google-translater]

I'm so sorry if this is word dumpish I dunno how to word this :(

Can I request a gender neutral teen reader & Satan who met them before the exchange program and sees them kinda like his little sibling or something? Thank you :]

I totally need more Obey me requests~ I write Yandere and no Yandere

Satan

This is why you don't buy your teenager crayons.

Some try to make great art… others are so bored that they summon a demon.

You were the latter option.

You didn't expect it to work.

But it would.

You are obviously a natural talent lol.

Gotta admit Satan would be impressed.

And you become close quickly.

Because you would have similar interests.

You get "unbiased" information about Lucifer before you even meet.

And you wanted to spend more time with Satan.

This would encourage you to apply for the exchange program.

Your reunion was nice…

Otherwise you would have met a few times.

It depends on when your parents aren't home.

Because you don't want to explain your "hobby".

You and Satan would get along well.

He would really treat you like a sibling.

You would pull pranks on Lucifer together.

He wouldn't like this.

Otherwise, you and Satan would study a lot together.

He would teach about devildom customs and cultures.

You, on the other hand, would teach him even more about the human world.

Besides that, Satan would certainly threaten anyone who makes you uncomfortable.

He could be really scary.

[nyansatan]

thinking about satan who is popular among his peers and seems well-liked, always being invited to places and events.

thinking about satan who is genuinely likable and interesting but who lives with constant self-doubt and struggles with his self-worth, thinking he is somehow less than his brothers.

thinking about satan who most likely assumes the reason for his popularity and likability is because he is one of the demon brothers, because he is part of lucifer. but never because of who he is.

thinking about satan who never believes he could be someone that people like because of who he is, not because of his background or his family.

[devildomditzy]

How they react to a short MC

Lucifer

thinks you are vulnerable- 1) because you are human 2) you are so, so short

does not want you to leave the house without him because he thinks you’ll die - he will not say this is the reason, instead he’ll make excuses as to why you can’t leave

you are like a mouse to him (affectionate)

secretly loves that you are tiny because he always gets to be the big spoon

Mammon

hehehe

arm rest :)

how tf are you so small lol

thinks ur the cutest thing in the world

will just pick you up? lol ok where we goin

makes sure to hold your hand :) so you don’t get lost in crowds :) yea that’s why :) why would there be any other reason

wants you to help with schemes because u r so tiny and sneaky

u r so precious to him :’)

Levi

woaw… Ruri-chan lookin ass

will definitely make you cosplay

likes to get things for you from high shelves cause it makes him feel important

is also worried about your height but not to the degree the others are. he knows ur true strength 😤💪

u intimidate him but in a loving, they could beat me up and i love that kinda way

Asmo

aw :) specifically shops in the petite section for your short ass

buys you heels and creepers so you know what it’s like to have just a few more inches on your height

will get things tailored specifically for you because he loves u and goddamnit these pants would look great on u if you weren’t so miniature

you are like a small chihuahua he puts in his purse (affectionate)

Satan

didn’t even notice lmao

“Oh, are you short?”

but now that you’ve pointed it out… be ready for constant teasing

“MC, did you know you are BELOW average height for a human?” “MC, when you drive in the human realm, do you use a car seat?” he knows how to bring out the wrath in you

but you are his only shawty 🤧

Beel

two words. piggyback rides.

you are not walking you are a) on his back, or b) on his shoulders

is afraid he will crush you like the hulk??? please calm him down and let him know u aren’t as fragile as u seem

likes to pick you up to lift you to things you can’t reach

showing mc areas of the house of lamentation they’ve never seen before *lifts you to the cabinet above the fridge*

Belphie

he thinks it’s cute but he also thinks it’s prime joke material babey!!!

likes it because he can cuddle up around u when you go to sleep and it feels like he’s protecting you

thinks u are pillow shaped. will use u as one.

another brother who is afraid of you going anywhere without him because they feel like you’ll be in danger

even tho he’s the same mf who put you in danger

what a hypocrite

[theyy-luvv-freya]

Satan (obey me) overall dating head cannons

Satan who will read your favorite book even if he hates it

Satan who give you short kisses instead of a hello or goodbye

Satan who can NOT be mad at you (or around you) even if you do something that would normally piss him off

Satan who will always be soft around you (you’re the only one who can calm him down)

Satan who takes a while to get comfortable around you because you doesn’t wanna hurt you

Satan who will read you a book (of your choice) when you can’t sleep

Satan who will take you on cat Café dates

Satan who will show you all his cat friends when you’re upset (in hopes that it will cheer you up)

Satan who will replace the main love interest in the story with you and him (points out characteristics of you too

Satan who will buy you all the books in the human realm

Satan who hates it when Lucifer is around you

Satan who let you sit in his lap while reading

Satan who helps you study when you don’t have motivation to

Satan who will always have his hand around you so that he doesn’t kill someone when he’s mad

Satan who will always know when something is bothering you (and comes to your aid)

I’ve made another brother 😝 I just read king of wrath like a few days ago and though of Satan (because of the name) so I thought about writing him next.

If you want any specific headcanons on the obey me characters please send me requests <3

[plumkln]

headcanon that Satan would fr be the perfect hype guy for an exam you suck at. Even tho he would kind of be done w ur shit he will still support you through and through❗️❗️💥💥

[amaya-writes]

OM Boys Reacting To You Saying You've Been Faking It Recently (As A Prank)

Notes: I randomly got this idea and thought it was funny so I wrote up a couple of hcs for it. Lol why was I literally giggling while writing this

Warnings: nsfw mentions. no actual smut but pretty suggestive

Characters involved: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Gender-neutral reader, you/yours

Lucifer

The second most offended.

Lucifer will literally put down everything he's doing to stare you dead in the eyes and ask you to repeat yourself.

"Would you repeat that, darling?"

Regardless of whether or not it was a joke, it is safe to say you will not be leaving whatever room you're in for quite some time.

Lucifer doesn't care if you're in his office, either of your bedrooms or an empty classroom, his pride blinds him enough to not care about the repercussions at that moment.

It's not only his pride, but his heart that is quite wounded at the idea of you not enjoying your intimate moments together, especially since sex means a lot to Lucifer (considering he only reserves that for people he feels very strongly about).

Don't bother holding back any of your noises because Lucifer wants to hear them all. The entire Devildom could have been able to hear you and he still wouldn't care. In fact, that would only reassure him.

His sadistic tendencies take a back seat as Lucifer focuses on pleasuring you to the greatest extent.

However, don't be fooled, for once he realises it was all a prank, your punishment will be just as intense.

Mammon

Mammon freezes.

At first, he doesn't really know what to do and sort of panics.

It's only when he senses the air of amusement around you that he sort of calms down. But that's when the anger and annoyance set in.

He's not actually angry at you, however, he does feel annoyed that you'd play such games with him. Especially since you know he's a switch (mostly bottom) which can make him question whether he's doing enough in bed.

Mammon would be more on the love-making side than intense like Lucifer. You've been faking it recently? Well, then he's going to give you the best orgasm of your life.

Mammon can be so cute during such moments and gets quite clingy even as he tries to be a mean dom (fails completely because he's more of a soft dom).

Expect A LOT of aftercare once the two of you are done. You're both spending the rest of the day (if it's night then the entire night and the next morning) with each other and Mammon gets super clingy.

"Don't ya ever pull something like that again, kay human?"

You think Mammon's tsundere ass is normally jealous? Well, expect that to go through the roof. He's practically glowering at his other brothers if they so much as hint at the commotion that occurred earlier in his room.

Leviathan

This poor baby- tread with caution!

This type of situation can go one of two ways with Levi. Either he gets super insecure and hides himself away, refusing to talk to you and questioning his entire existence.

Or, Levi gets angry.

Which is way better than him being sad.

When Levi first registers your words he goes into panic mode. He starts apologising and maybe even insults himself, talking about how sorry he is.

You need to immediately go into damage control before Levi accidentally summons Lotan and never locks eyes with you for the rest of his life.

Once you tell him it was a joke he gets even more offended however sort of calms down.

I say sort of because the only way to actually calm him down is show him that you don't have to fake it because Levi is more than good enough.

After the first few rounds you might think you're done but that's when Levi actually gets confident and starts to take a bit of control because he needs to prove to himself that he can make you cum while topping you.

Satan

Satan has never put a book down faster in his life.

His reaction will be a little similar to Levi's in that he starts apologising, however, he is more sincere than panicky and even asks you if there was a certain thing that made you fake it.

Once he notices the guilty/amused smile on your face Satan goes LIVID.

Third most offended.

"Forgive me kitten, but I think I need a physical demonstration of what exactly is making you fake it."

Unlike the others, Satan immediately goes into brat taming mode. And you best expect him to be lethal.

He is mindful enough to take you back to his room, mainly because his equipment is there (yes he's using toys, especially a kitty collar and tail).

However, once that door is locked neither of you will be leaving until Satan has made you cum as much as you physically can, which, considering he is a high-ranking demon with a lot of stamina whose ego was just very badly bruised, is very much possible.

You are not walking tomorrow. Like literally, that is not an option. However, Satan will be more than happy to carry you around so everyone can know who exactly made you end up this way.

(The fact that Lucifer is practically fuming because of the situation is the cherry on the top).

Asmodeus

The most offended.

Asmo literally drops the nail polish bottle he's holding, allowing it to splatter all across his desk and the hand he was painting. But for once, he doesn't care about the stains.

Asmodeus is probably the only one who actually gets scary at this moment, because he knows for a fact that you're lying. After all, he's the avatar of lust, and whether it be for the reputation he has to hold or because of affection, Asmo always ensures his partner finishes.

Which is why he knows for a fact that what you're saying is absolute bull.

However, he would never admit as much.

Instead, he just leans back with this god-awful smirk and says one little thing.

"Well then baby, why don't you show me how you like it?"

That's enough to make you know you've fucked up, because not only are you forbidden to leave until you cum, you have to put in all the effort to make it happen.

It's only when you have a mini breakdown after the second round because you're tired but have to keep going because Asmo's (sexual) punishments can put Lucifer to shame that he finally caves.

But it's not because he pities you, after all, why would he when you brought this on yourself?

Instead, it's because he wants to drive you up the wall even more, to completely break you and show you just how much of a fake you are.

But don't worry, your lovely, bubbly Asmodeus is quick to make a return after you're done, with him scooping you up in his arms for a long cleansing bath where he cleans both of you and holds you close.

However, he makes sure to remind you not to pull something like this again unless you're looking for the kind of sex that ends with you in a wheelchair (which if you are, you just need to ask).

Beelzebub

Is honestly confused. First off, he doesn't get why you would bother faking it and thinks that's something you should have told him about (especially since he's the kind of person who prioritises the other person over himself during sex).

Second, he does feel a little stung but he's also worried that this is something that might negatively impact your relationship which is why his first instinct is to sit down and talk it through.

Once he realises you weren't serious, he's more relieved than angry.

You're probably not going to end up having sex unless you start it, but if you do then Beel will be more mindful of your reactions to him, etc.

Like he sort of fixtates on making you cum first and after the two of you are done he asks you questions like if anything hurts, if it was fine/to your satisfaction, etc.

Honestly puppy boy energy.

Belphegor

Belphie's probably never been this awake in his entire time in the Devildom.

Now usually, he's more than happy to fill the position of the bratty bottom who's a sarcastic little fuck and does his very best to drive you up a wall, however, it seems that today you've chosen violence, and Belphie is more than happy to fight fire with fire.

The way his eyes go from drowsy to wide open should be enough of a warning for you to turn tail and run. After all, a dom Belphie is a scary Belphie.

However, by the time you've actually begun to move away his tail is already wrapping around your waist tugging you back to his side of the bed, but this time you're far closer to him than before.

"Would you mind repeating that again, doll?"

He knows for a fact that you're pranking him, which is why he's not as offended as he is amused.

If this is the game you want to play, then Belphie's happy to play along.

Much like Lucifer and Satan, he goes for the punishment side, but his punishments are more...different. Aka overstimulation.

For once, Belphie's happy to put in all the work as he has you on your hands and knees with your voice echoing around the attic. He might throw in a bit of impact play or orgasm denial depending on how persistent you are with your prank (how quickly you stop).

But at the end of the day, he's also kind of a soft baby and once you're done and cuddled up to him taking a little power nap he makes sure you dream about him and you together.

It's not a lewd dream or anything, but just a soft one that allows you to know how he feels about you without Belphie having to outright say it.

Overall, he's the only one except for Asmo who would actually be kind of scary but he's also pretty soft and to him this whole situation is just a lil game.

[painted-skye]

Obey Me Headcanon

So you know how Lucifer loves collecting cursed objects and listens to cursed records? What if he uses them as some sort of exposure therapy so overtime from being exposed to a number of curses he is virtually immune to them? (Like people using small amounts of snake venom until they are immune).

So thinking about this, what if he is immune to all the cursed Satan tries on him, but he pretends they are effective as he sees it as a good way to bond with his brother (/son?) And he loves seeing Satan improve on his curses each time?!

And then one day Satan tries a curse on him that completely knocks him off guard (maybe a new curse/one that Lucifer hasn't become immune to/is just too powerful for the immunity to work) and Lucifer just stands there secretly brimming with pride over the fact that his brother has gotten stronger 😭

[sister-lucifer]

Things The Demon Bros Would Do That Would Give Me The Ick

(sorry if this ruins your fave)

Lucifer calls himself ‘master’ or ‘daddy’ or threatens ‘punishment’ in non sexual situations thinking it’s hot but really he just makes everything awkward

Mammon forgets that people actually get attached to objects and if he sees an unused trinket or piece of jewelry sitting out he’ll ask you if he can sell it in a kind of insensitive manner

Leviathan doesn’t want to talk about anything other than his interests which is cute at first but if left unchecked he will derail any conversation he doesn’t personally find interesting regardless of how many other people are talking

Satan literally cannot let shit go and if someone tries to talk to him about something he did he’ll immediately turn around like “oh yeah well two years ago you _____ and that’s JUST as bad”

Asmodeus just thinks about sex 24/7 and cannot just let a wholesome moment stand on its own without making it sexual. he’d never force himself on you obviously but he’ll ruin a loooot of dates

Beelzebub just isn’t bothered by crumbs or food on his face so he’ll walk around with shit on the corners of his mouth and his bed is DISGUSTING

Belphegor makes no attempt to entertain anything that doesn’t consistently keep his interest and will literally tell you to stop talking because he’s bored and wants to do something else

[lovestruckangels]

Small fluffy Obey Me Headcanons

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie, Simeon, Solomon, Diavolo and Barbatos

CW: A bit angsty in each person's parts, nothing too severe, relationships are kept neutral.

Authors Note: I believe I've seen a few of these prior and just absorbed them without realizing- also me projecting onto the brothers. Under a cut due to post length.

Lucifer

He has dyscalclia, and struggles when it comes to doing math and looking at numbers. He's too prideful to admit it though. It's why paperwork and work tends to take him so long- causing work to pile up.

After the fall, Lucifer would find himself wandering the halls, and would sneak into his brothers rooms to make sure they were okay. He'd been caught multiple times by Levi, and learned to be quite good at playing Mario (or the Devildom equivalent) games because of it

Lucifer has another credit card entirely and purposely adds money for Mammon to spend, especially if he thought he was being to harsh on Mammon.

He prefers to be dressed entirely, because clothes cover the scars from where his angel wings used to be.

Mammon

He's way smarter than he lets on, he just knows his brothers have incredibly difficult lives and he wants to take any pressure that he can off of them- even if it makes him the butt of their jokes.

He's incredibly skilled at math, engineering and fixing things- he was quite focused on cars and racing for a while (especially since gambling on them make quite a profit).

Mammon may be greedy, but he often buys small gifts for his brothers and manages to sneak it to them.

Mammon traces over his pact marks when he gets nervous, it helps to ground him if he begins to panic.

Leviathan

Levi's obsession and love for Ruri-chan came from a place of self hatred after becoming a demon.

Levi used to have a mini tub for Henry to swim in as well, but changed it to having a tank so he could fall asleep watching Henry swim around.

Being the Navy's general makes the ocean incredibly calming for him, he will come by Devildoms rivers and oceans and just stare at them at times to relax.

Levi absolutely buys double of almost every manga or anime in case his brothers want to watch it- and he has certain ones saved his brothers in the hope they ask.

Satan

When learning about human culture before the exchange program, he became oddly obsessed with late 2000 Disney movies and would binge watch them when he had the time.

Satan will find synopsis' of Levi's animes and would write fanfictions of them- especially if Levi complained about the ending or way something was done.

Although Satan did have a majority of his Wrath directed towards Lucifer, he was the first and only one of his brothers to learn about his dyscalclia, and has sworn to secrecy about it to protect his brothers pride.

Satan was (and is) a D&D nerd, and has false books full of dice sets for "emergency sessions".

Asmo

After the fall, they got weirdly obsessed with clouds and the sky, and would find places to just watch their beauty, his go to with any partner is to compare them to the beauty of the night sky.

A really good big brother to the twins, used to buy pillows that were "in style" for the twins - ended up getting Belphie the cow print pillow he always has before he was banished.

Every so often they mentally fight to not get piercings. They want some- namely a nose piercing, but don't want to "run the risk of tarnishing their perfect face" if it didn't turn out right.

Asmo has a strange ability to tell what size someone's clothes are- and always manages to get matching sets that fit someone perfectly.

Beelzebub

Beel has super good rhythm, and plays music surprisingly well- especially on the drums!

Beel got into sports to physically tire him out after the long days- it eases his nightmares to tire himself out to such an extent.

He's incredibly comfortable to lay on, there's been quite a few times that Belphie comes over and flops against him to nap.

Once had a comment on his Devilgram selfie that said "Beelzeboobies" and he's so confused as to what the commenter meant by it.

Belphagor

He got oddly obsessed with musicals, especially since it gives him inspiration for dreams. He's particularly fond of Heathers.

Love language is choking plushie buying, especially if he knows it's something his partner cuddles up to.

He sleeps during class but somehow passes almost perfectly.

If he somehow struggles with sleeping, he goes to Satan to listen to him read.

Simeon

Simeon makes it a mission to better understand technology and makes gifts for those who help him.

Simeon grew a slight obsession with humanity after and during the exchange program- often finding himself wishing he would've joined the brothers in the Celestial War.

Simeon holds study sessions with Luke and often invites Barbatos and Diavolo to talk over tea and sweets.

Solomon

Absolutely covered in markings from his pacts, they travel from his neck to his ankles- and when he starts trying to concentrate he traces over the ones that travel down his arms.

He developed multiple relationships in the Human world, but grew to cherish friendships over romantic relationships.

Has a large collection of Grandpa slippers.

Diavolo

Loves sharing his clothes, especially because he likes seeing how his friends (and partners) look in more royal suited clothes- and likes seeing how his clothes swallow them up.

He grows incredibly attached fast- especially given that his only friends were not usually friends with him of their free will.

He finds sitting on the castles' roof and staring up at the sky relaxing- it makes him feel like every other demon and shortly lifts the weight of being the future king off his shoulders.

Barbatos

Listens to music when cleaning the palace but refuses to tell anyone what's on his playlists.

Accidentally set Diavolo on a rampage by giving him pickles- insures that pickles are banned in the castle from that point forward.

Once managed to pin Satan during a wrathful episode- every one agreed to never talk about it, himself included.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

hello !! I'd like to make a request, if that's alright. specifically about Obey Me

could you write headcanons for Mammon, Satan, Barbatos, and Solomon with an MC that struggles to talk/emote often? they're just so used to being talked over, interrupted, or told to calm down when they express emotion that now they find it difficult to do so without feeling like a burden.

thank you !!

Yeah sis, I totally get you with this thing. I basically gave up even bothering to try, so I just lay back and find amusement and the shit others gossip about.

If only we had these guys to help us, huh?

--- MAMMON

Mammon, of all people, would get it the most.

Being the bullied brother, he usually gets talked over and dismissed a lot, as others think he would just speak money related stuff, and about his greed.

But sometimes he does have great insight, and when he does and he’s not even getting any attention, he will be pouty all day.

At least you’d always listen to him, no matter how much he talked, or how silly it was!

You are such an amazing person - It only made his shock greater, once he saw how your so-called friends treated you, and he got both flabbergast and pissed off.

Why were they talking over you like that? Why weren’t they listening to anything you wanted to share with them?

They were basically just completely ignoring you, so you just sat there, laid back on the couch, fumbling on your phone, bored out of your mind and obviously ticked off, but it was obvious you were used to this.

Mammon’s solution for this is to grab you hand gently and bring you over to his room so you could hang out.

He won’t outwardly address the situation, but since you were so confused as to why he took out out of there, he just sighed and pulled you into a hug.

Poor Mammon is almost in tears as he compliments you and tells you how you’re too good for your friends and that you deserve better, you deserve to be listened and appreciated 

He will also reassure you that he will always be there to listen to you, no matter what you want to tell him, even if he has no idea what’s it all about - He wants you to be happy and feel as if you belong - Because to him, you’re his whole world.

----- SATAN

At first, he just stood there, reading on the couch and not paying much attention to the mundane talks of you and your human friends, but then he noticed how he only seldom heard your voice, and when he did, it sounded mousie, barely audible and interrupted way too many times.

It peaked his attention enough to occasionally look up from his book and ‘spy’ you in that circle of people - And he didn’t like what he was seeing.

You were repeatedly trying to open your mouth and speak out a sentence, but you weren’t able to utter more than three words before you were talked over and completely ignored to the point of giving up and wearing a passive-aggressive smile, looking up at the ceiling, barely able to keep yourself from getting overly frustrated and just storming the hell out of there.

By the looks of it, it wasn’t a singular occurrence, and it definitely irked him.

How DARE those puny humans treat his perfect beloved in such an awful way?

Satan vows to curse them and burn them alive, not before torturing them for an eternity.

He’s had enough.

He marches in front of you, and with a barely-contained smile, he will extend his hand for you to take, claiming that he has a new cat that he wants to introduce to you - Even if you don’t want to come, he would take you to his room and start cuddling you, his cat over your lap.

When you inquire about his odd behaviour, he flashes you that devilish smile of his and says that, should he have witnessed more of that interaction, he’s sure he would have burnt the whole House of Lamentation without realising, so he wanted to spare the both of you some trouble.

He won’t speak much, but would kiss your temple, letting you snuggle in his side while he reads to you any book that you want at that moment.

---- BARBATOS

Barbatos would probably be the calmest of them all, but at the same time, he would feel very affected at the way you’re being treated by the people you consider friends.

As far as he’s learnt about humanity, people who care about their peers don’t make them feel upset - And he could not only deduce, but feel your emotions clear as day.

You were trying to speak, but people were ignoring you.

He was hearing you, clear as day, but the more you talked, the louder the others got - And worst of all, they weren’t even looking at you!

Barbatos came up with a plan, though he was slightly afraid it might bring you some social discomfort - But he was going to do it regardless.

Preparing some nice tea, and secretly adding some strong laxatives in your friends’ teacups, and would come over to serve you before sitting on the couch next to you.

Your friends didn’t even thank him, but as you gave him a questioning look, he simply brought his finger up to his mouth and winked at you with a secretive smirk on his face and he put his arm around you, letting you lean on his shoulder.

Not long after, one by one, your friends started clutching their stomachs and started running away, until only you and Barbatos remained - And he was chuckling softly.

“Well then, my darling, how about you tell me exactly what story you were trying to tell those lowlives~?”

--- SOLOMON

Just like Barbatos, he’s a sketchy and mischievous little imp that would make fun of your so-called friends for treating you so awfully.

In his entire, very long existence, he only saw such people behaving that way around those they had no positive feelings for, so clearly, they were using you in some way.

No person would ever ignore their friend.

And when you called out to them a bit louder, telling you that you had a great idea for your next trip, you got told to quiet down because you were being too loud and obnoxious.

So, what did Solomon do?

He waltzed nonchalantly by your circle of friends and smiled that poisonous, fake smile of his, and flicked his fingers - And all your friends went quiet. 

And panicked.

The sorcerer than sat down leisurely on the couch opposite of you, one leg over the knee, fingers intertwined, yet fully unable to wipe that playful smirk off his face.

“The peace and quiet is really endearing, don’t you think, my darling? Though, I’d rather hear your sweet voice - So how about you tell me a nice, little story, hmm~?”

It took all the self-restraint he had not to turn his head to the side and watch with satisfaction as those jerks were fumbling around, unable to speak or even open their mouths - All because he wanted to have his focus entirely on you.

After all, you deserved only the best, and he wanted to prove and show that to you at all times.

[otakusheep15]

Obey Me Flufftober Day 4

Prompt: Rain

Pairing: Satan x reader (gender neutral)

Word count: 574

A/n: Satan is a character I tend to struggle with, but I feel like this is a good prompt for him. He's probably the brother I have the hardest time with, so hopefully, this will help me get a handle on him a little bit.

Rain in the Devildom was always strange to you. Most of the time it was just normal rain like you had in the human world. Other times, the rain would be acid, or even blood. At first, you were horrified, but apparently this was normal, and no one questioned it but you, so you just learned to deal with it after a while. Today was just a normal rainy day, but you still weren't a fan. Rain was not your favorite form of weather, especially when it was such a heavy downpour like it is right now.

That's why you were so grateful for Satan. He was kind enough to offer you refuge in his room. Being surrounded by all of his books was surprisingly good at keeping you distracted from the rain, as there was so much to explore. Satan let you wander his room as you pleased as long as you stayed away from the books he deemed too dangerous for you.

For a while, you stayed like this. Satan read on his bed while you looked through his many shelves of books. However, a loud crack of thunder broke you out of your calm state, and you were immediately panicked. Satan noticed the second your demeanor changed. He was always quick to notice when something was off about you, and this was no different. It didn't take much for him to put together exactly what made you panic, and he did not hesitate to help you.

The first this he did was give you his pair of noise-cancelling headphones. He always had a pair on hand for when his brothers got particularly rowdy when he was trying to read. They worked wonders on keeping any and all noise out, and he knew that they would help you. Once he was sure you had them on properly, he brought you to his bed and sat you down. After he made sure you were comfortable, he walked over to one of his bookshelves and picked up a book. It was one of your favorites. You had told him about it a while back, and he immediately went out and bought it for you.

He gently handed over the book, and you knew right away that he was trying to distract you from the rain. The gesture touched you, and you happily opened the book. Satan sat next to you, but he still kept a polite distance. This would not do at all. Without much fanfare, you dragged him closer until he was practically draped over you due to him losing balance. He got the hint, and adjusted himself so as to not be on top of you. Instead, he had his arm wrapped around your shoulders as you leaned your head on his shoulder. Finally comfortable, you continue your book as Satan looks at you fondly.

Satan reads over your shoulder, and he's much faster than you. However, he is nothing if not patient, and he silently waits as you finish each page. Occasionally, he'll reach up and pat your head while he waits, and it almost makes you fall asleep with how comforting it is. By now, you have all but forgotten the rain pouring down outside, and Satan is proud of himself for being able to comfort you like this. If this is how it could be every time it rains, maybe Satan would appreciate the rain just a bit more.

[mammss]

obey me random headcanons

<3 not an anniversary post but when I first started writing on here my first posts were mammon headcanons!!! its only fair after 2 years I include all the brothers 

<3 gn!mc x brothers little bit of diavolo and barbatos 

<3 sfw, crack, fluff

levi 100% has mutuals that he's met online in other games or chatrooms but he met a group of people playing the same game as him and they all clicked so he got added to their group of friends and now they talk 24/7 and they all go to conventions together ofc they’re doing a group cosplay 

when mammon had finally admitted to himself that he had feelings for mc the first thing he did was look up ways to flirt with a human and during his deep dive came across alpha, beta, sigma male videos and now flirts with mc only that way its canon I'm one of the developers 

when lucifer, diavolo, and barbatos get together they talk about the good ol days before the devildom changed like bunch of old people

asmo uses aave but not in a correct way more like how white teens on tiktok use it

lucifer has chuckled at those cringy mom wine quotes and his favorite one is “I was normal three kids ago” 

the brothers were shook to travel back to the human world during the 21st century the last time they all went it was defiantly during the beginning of civilization 

since it’s like kinda canon the devildom takes trends and inspiration from the human world when mc came down they were definitely ahead of the trends

if mc where to ever pick up a side hustle i feel like they could sell old clothes on the devildom version of depop and like imagine mammon is looking on there one day and sees mc selling old clothes 100% mammon buys mc’s clothes why? because he can and loves how they found a way to earn cash responsibly he just overall wants to support them

ok i might make a story out of this headcanon but like imagine it’s pride month and mc is telling lucifer happy pride month and giving him rainbow themed gifts the entire day and he really doesn’t understand until mc takes luci to a pride parade and everything clicks

asmo and y2k aesthetic that’s all i’m gonna say

levi definitely has some favorite human world kpop groups i feel like he’d like the big three (twice, blackpink, red velvet) maybe 4th gen gg 

people always say satan had and emo/rebellious phase but belphie 100% got satan into the emo scene which escalated into a rebellious phase, during this era they bonded so much and creating the anti Lucifer league kinda brought back memories

beel definitely played youth fangol or like youth sports in the celestial realm so when he fell to the devildom and started playing fangol here no way he doesn't coach little demons like they all love him and takes them to team dinners and stuff LIKE IMAGINE OMGGGGG

[aballadforbarbatos]

a gift for satan, the master tutor

btw this one is like. 80 points long so gl with that. i had fun with it though! hopefully you do too ^.^

“listen. satan. let’s go out.”

his brain totally stops at that. nobody else seems to notice- did you whisper it? he can’t quite remember! he needs to reboot his brain, hold on a second MC

“hellooo? satan? i asked if you wanted to go out with me to town? on a shopping trip?”

so not a date then. WELL NO WONDER NOBODY LOOKED OVER AT THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T ASKING IN THE FIRST PLACE

there also wasn’t a single question there, so he can’t help but suspect you were trying to tease him with the possibility of reciprocated love…

you smile at him. he thinks about saying no in retaliation. but then… what if asmo goes with you instead… or mammon… can he really risk that? no.

great day in town too btw. nice and warm and peaceful. you say something about how lucifer would give you his credit card if you got 100% on all your exams, and you did! satan thinks about how lucifer is such a goddamn sap when it comes to you. grow a backbone, loser

“so where are we going?”

“clothes shopping!”

ugh. he hates clothes shopping. it’s so boring, and he has enough in his wardrobe. so do you actually, why are you choosing to go CLOTHES shopping with lucifer’s credit card?? you already have enough?!

he voices this. but nicely. you shake your head and laugh.

“no, silly! we are going clothes shopping for YOU.”

we what now

“no offence, and i mean this with my whole heart, but your clothes are so incredibly ugly. it always looks like you got dressed in the dark. this belt looks like the one i had when i was 11.”

ok, rude

“it’s a good thing you’re a demon bc your closet is a sin in itself”

:( he thinks it looks nice!

“tbh i am embarrassed to be out with you looking like that, but for today it's fine because it’s for the greater good”

apparently it does not look as nice as he originally thought. ok

well, it’s lucifer’s credit card, and he gets to spend the day with you, so it COULD be worse

majolish is up first

he does a lot of standing around while you play around with clothes

“it’s kinda hard to see how this would look on you because your jacket is so goddamn ugly. can you take off your shirt for a second”

TOTALLY misses the flirtatious tone in that sentence and is just offended instead

then it clicks what you asked him. but he still doesn’t get what you were talking about and just gets nervous

“mc we are in public?????????”

you give him a Look.

he doesn’t understand why (he will hours later) (he will burst into your room while there’s another brother in there and say “i’ll take my shirt off for you mc!” and pull it off and the brother will punch him in the stomach. i’m thinking of mammon when i write this)

you find a sales attendant

“hey so i’m gonna burn all his current clothes because they’re awful”

you gesture at his outfit

YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES??

WHY IS THE ATTENDANT NODDING LIKE SHE UNDERSTANDS??

“the jacket is distracting me because it’s ugly. can you help me out here?”

“have you tried taking it off?”

“i asked but he whined”

YOU DIDN’T ASK DON’T LIE AND DON’T LIE ABOUT HIM?

the attendant purses her lips but keeps her mouth shut. probably because he’s the avatar of wrath

“it’s so terrible because when you look at his face he’s hot, but then you look at the rest of his outfit and realise you value your dignity more. imagine how much of a heartthrob he could be if he didn’t permanently look like he was getting dressed in the dark!”

mc. what the fuck? HE’S NEVER HEARD SUCH A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT

“i see. this could cost a lot of money…”

“it’s okay. we have his dad’s credit card.”

he’s going to strangle you. he starts thinking about how to kill you. au revoir mc. it is the end of your life. you will not get a gravestone.

then he remembers how much he’ll miss you. FUCK.

satan settles for a very strong glare. scowl and everything

“um. what size is he?”

“great question. satan take off your shirt so we can find out”

he does not. he still doesn’t get it. he does know his size though so he lets the demon know and then she does her thing.

then it’s trying on clothes. DAMN he hates this. this is terrible and SO BORING. how tf does asmo do it

it takes forever too :(

the demon whispers in your ear.

“hey satan have you tried wearing pants that fit you so we don’t have to suffer through the ugly belts you choose”

at least asmo isn’t here with you???

he finishes shopping with you at SEVEN O’CLOCK. HE SPENT NINE HOURS SUFFERING THROUGH THIS

you even asked if he could wear one of his new outfits out of the store and fold up the other one, and that’s how he ended up wearing something more “stylish”

you pay for them to deliver his new clothes to the house of lamentation via truck because you decide you can’t be bothered carrying the boxes.

not that it would be possible there’s like 20 there and they’re NOT small

“i feel like we’ve hit the spending limit on lucifer’s card even though it doesn’t have a limit”

honestly he feels like that too. but he’s a lot less remorseful about it than you apparently are

you grab his hand and squeeze it and look at him with such a lovely warm smile that it makes this whole day worth it.

you really wipe away all his suffering with a smile. this is really bad for him, satan is in for a whole world of trouble with you

you squeeze his hand

augh he’s so in love with you this is terrible. but so GOOD at the same time it’s a complicated thing don’t ask him to explain it

“now we get to go home and have fun!”

have fun…?

OH RIGHT YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES HE TOTALLY FORGOT

“we don’t have to go that far”

“no we do. we can get belphie and asmo in on it too!”

so that’s how he’s spending his saturday night. burning all his clothes.

asmo says this is a celebration and brings music

belphie brings gasoline

asmo says that it’s fabric so there’s no need for gasoline

belphie pours more on the clothes like he’s making a point. satan has no idea what the point is

you bring out the rest of his clothes and tell him to kiss them goodbye

“can i at least keep the jacket?”

loud sigh from you! whY??

“ok sure whatever. now lets light these things on fire!”

asmo and you are having a great time. belphie is watching them all go up in flames from his spot on the ground

lucifer comes out and yells at you both but you’re too busy dancing in front of the fire to pay attention

“dance with me?”

satan feels a smile tug at his lips as he takes your hand.

he’s in love with you.

he’s so in love with you.

his heart will beat for you forever, taken in by your evil doings and gentle ways.

and tonight he’ll dance with you until the flames subside and you tell him to stop.

[youandmedead]

Èmð†ïðñål ßårrï¢åÐê§ ~ §å†åñ x RêåÐêr

Warnings: Swearing, Angst with comfort, not fully proof read, some parts are a bit jumbled up, possibly ooc

Requested by: No one

Notes: Some of this is based upon my personal headcanons and this isn't specifically set in any Obey Me and Nightbringer chapters.

His face was tear-stricken.

He never felt like he truly belonged.

He felt as if they were all mocking him;every last one of them.

He didn’t want them to take pity upon his poisoned blood and shelter him for a ruse.

He never asked to be created, he never wanted to exist.

Born from rage, whilst every body was born from noble intent with no malice being sensed.

He felt alien and inferior from his creator…his so called brother.

He felt alien for not sharing the same blood.

Rage was all he knew…rage was all he had.

Satan felt that emotion was unnecessary and confusing. He believed that the apparel was something that purely came with territory and opted to ignore it. Confusion and stress always swirled around in his disarranged mind whenever the foreign concept seemed to vaguely wash over him. Despite reading about them in novels for hours on end, his experience and knowledge upon the topic was not as vast as one would assume.

Books were his main/true source of comfort (other than his feline companions) in his life. When the environment got too chaotic, when he was far too overwhelmed…when he needed to find consolation in the vast amount of pages after hurting his familial by mistake - books were always there for him. However one day a peculiar human dropped down from the world above and changed his views upon the concept of emotion entirely, in addition to allow him to fully experience the blooming desire of romance.

As time passed by with the human, the more and more Satan felt more accustomed to love. He rather enjoyed the whole conceptualisation and began to act upon these tendency of love and desire more when in the comfort of his beloved in a private setting.

Satan’s trust towards his partner slowly grew over time and his emotional barricade was beginning to lower bit by bit. However he never showed his true state when in an episode of depression. Wrath was a different story as he was the avatar of it, meaning whenever he had outbursts of rage he wouldn’t bother covering it up…but the after math was an entirely different story all together.

He’d lock himself in his room just before the tears began to spill. His regret would swallow him hole, his pessimistic thoughts would hold him prisoner until he was prepared to put his mask on and proceed to his day as per usual. Whenever he was restrained, locked up his thoughts of paranoia and inferiority would scream at him! Thoughts about his so called brothers laughing behind his back, regretting taking him in, taking an insulting amount of mere pity upon him…they’d all mix together with his emotions and add to his intense fire of negative thoughts and emotions. As it collects and builds, it eventually adds to his wrath more and more (like adding more wood to a fire) meaning he will yell, he will scream, he will damage everything in his path.

Sometimes he’d accidentally destroy things dear to him, like his favourite book or a small cat plush gifted by his partner. Once he has cooled down, he will notice and break down because the things he holds the most close to him always get destroyed by him. He’d simply pick up the broken pieces and hold them closely to his chest (sometimes even hug it) and cry. He’s terrified of hurting his beloved in the near future if he can not control his violent urges.

~

One day it was all too much for him.

Everybody and everything was becoming too overwhelming for him.

He couldn’t scream for you and the others to get away from him.

He wasn’t close enough to a bathroom or his room…

The tears kept building and building the more he saw your worried glance whilst you queried if he was alright.

His thought kept screaming, ‘They don’t care about you!’ ‘They think your weak!’ ‘Everybody’s laughing!’ ‘What a pathetic mess you are’.

Until he eventually snapped.

“Shut up!” He yelled whilst pulling at his hair, “Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, FUCKING SHUT UP!!!”

He fell to his knees and the tears that were once trapped, flooded his eyes and streamed down his beautiful face.

His brothers took a step forward prepared to ask him what was wrong and attempt to console him but (y/n) signalled for them to leave the room.

His sobs and pleads were painful to listen to.

There was so much pain…so much emotion.

He grasped at his chest as he continued to cry out all whilst slamming his fist against the carpet.

This time his wrath was far too much and it developed into something he wished his partner never saw.

Satan’s significant other knelt beside him and cupped his cheeks gazing deeply into his glassy lime hues. They then proceeded to embrace him and stroke his hair whispering, “You’re alright Satan. I’m here for you.”

“Y-you’re a liar! Stop lying to me!” He choked out.

(Y/n) tilted his head up in order to make him look in their direction and they softly spoke, “I’m not going to leave you Satan. Whatever is plaguing your mind you can share with me. I want to help you.”

He rested his head on (y/n)’s chest as they slowly rocked too and fro. “I’ll be here for you Satan always.”

Kissing his head they spoke, “I love you.”

The tears didn’t stop for a long time but they eventually dissipated as did Satan’s energy. He would surely be out of commission for a few hours, but that would be alright so long as he felt slightly better once he awoke