two-faced — jjk smau
in which gojo pisses off a famous streamer (you 🫵) for funsies and unleashes a legion of loyal fans who want him dragged, doxxed, or dead. fortunately for him, you have your own secrets that you’ll take to the grave, perfect for him to take advantage of. when the two of you meet, an unlikely love story for the ages blossoms aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!
pairings: gojo x f!reader
genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers to enemies (?) to lovers
warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes don’t take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them 🤍
this is my first smau so if it’s not funny i Apologise 😨 just for the shits n giggles !! upload schedule will probably be based on how well this is received 🤍 note all characters are in uni (ages 18-20)
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profiles one | profiles two
01: hit tweet this, hit tweet that, why don’t you hit the gym?
02: hot girls pay the government 2 b a citizen
03: nanami’s right titty tingle
04: What Ever Major Loser
05: let him in, LET HIM IN
06: it’s “save the turtles” until i drink boba with my hands
07: silence of the lambs
08: god giving me my greatest obstacle and it’s a man
09: would u still love me if i was a chip floating around in ur stomach?
10: deny that instead
11: twitching eyes and clenched fists
12: getou’s bang grease
13: spring loaded penis bomb
14: first date options and gojo picks spit boba (it works?!)
15: lactose intolerance, biggest killer since cancer
16: unknown mysterious reason unravelled
17: i wish i could have at least (1)
18: beautiful princess disorder
19: GOGOGOJO GONE !
20: tba
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♡ ACCEPTING WEAKNESS - NANAMI KENTO
WARNINGS: fluff, gn!reader
WORD COUNT: 540
NOTES: see you on the other side
nanami kento hates to admit when he’s gotten sick. he hates when you force him to stay in bed so he can’t help with dinner nor with cleaning away all the tissues he’s used for the past few days.
it is only now however that the fever has made its way to him and he barely has enough thought in his brain left to even try to help you out in the house. the only thing he’s been able to do all day is sleeping, forgetting that he is currently missing days of work, something that will stress him out when he’s better again.
“kento? you need to eat something,” your voice reaches his ears and his eyes slowly open, glancing up at you who’s now hovering your hand above his forehead to feel for a hint of normal temperature. unfortunately he is still burning hot.
nanami grabs your hand and intertwines his fingers with yours, placing a quick kiss to your knuckles. his eyes can barely stay open, but he forces himself to stay awake when he sees that bowl of soup in your free hand. “i made you something, it shouldn’t be too hard to swallow. can you sit up?”
something else that nanami hates is feeling weak. he hates when he has to be fed because his arms can barely move. he hates not being able to walk to the toilet without you having to lead him there because he might faint if you don’t. he does however love to be close to you, and perhaps being sick is an excuse for that.
a groan escapes his throat while trying to sit up in bed, his back against the headboard while you begin to feed him. he opens his mouth and swallows the food you’ve made, flashing you a lazy smile every once in a while to make sure you know that he loves your cooking, even if it’s something simple.
he doesn’t say much, just trying to eat as much as possible, but his body does eventually say stop. “i’m sorry, i can’t-“ “i know, it’s okay. i had expected you to eat much less so i’m happy you got to eat something at least,” you put the bowl away on the night stand and brush your fingers through his blonde hair. “lay back down, i’ll grab some more blankets if you’re cold.”
nanami shakes his head and reaches for your wrist, not allowing you to leave the bed. “could you stay?” his voice is hoarse and quiet while his eyes are halfway open, trying to close due to the exhaustion.
you nod and lay down with him under the blankets, letting him rest his head on your chest while one of his arms is resting over your middle. it isn’t often that he cuddles up to you like this. any other day, he would be the one to have your head on his chest while he holds you securely close, but now he’s allowing himself to be weak in your arms.
nanami kento may hate feeling weak, but that hatred soon fades away when he knows that he’ll get to be weak with you around, ready to take care of him no matter his stubbornness.
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🔞 WHO IS SHE? (2)
GOJO さとる
A Kyoto student gives the Six Eyes a run for his money during the tournament. Are they really fighting or just flirting?
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Synopsis : After a long back-and-forth fight full of flirting, Satoru loses. You win the bet. Afterwards, you overhear him boasting about getting a blowjob to Suguru, so you decide to show both losers how weak your mouth can make them!
Warnings : 🔞 MDNI/18+ content : rivalry, sexual innuendos, flirting, giving blowjobs (Satoru + Suguru at the same time), sub!Gojo + sub!Geto, dom!reader, brief edging (poor Satoru), +++
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Playme : She's My Collar
Satoru felt something cut his cheek.
He stopped, felt up the stinging wound with his fingertips and looked at the blood, then darted his eyes nervously around his environment in search of you.
Not this shit again. We’ve just begun… is she hunting me down or something?
“Hey Sex Eyes.” You greeted jokingly. “Sorry, I mean Six Eyes.”
Satoru’s head swivelled around to find you. His heart skipped a beat when he saw you sitting cross-legged on one of your freaky optical illusions.
“Hey Kyoto Princess.” He sneered. But he was nervous now that you were here. “You must be obsessed with me to seek me out so quickly. The event's just begun.”
You fake gasp, “Me? Obsessed with you? No wayyy!”
He watched your lips curl into a naughty smile and he felt a small shiver wrack his body.
Satoru looked at you like he was trying to undress you with his eyes.
“Hey, pretty boy, pay attention – aww I almost had you there!” you kicked your feet childishly after Satoru narrowly avoided… something.
It still nicked his neck. And it pissed him off that he couldn’t see your technique.
Fighting with Satoru felt like having sex. That’s what you said at some point just to fluster him. He panted and glared at you after finding unsteady footing on blistered ground.
He felt checkmated and felt his blood boil. You’re so tiny, you shouldn’t be able to fuck him up this bad.
“Whatcha thinkin’ bout?” you asked.
“The consequences of losing to you.” He answered with a serious face. He was thinking about the bet you made with him.
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. I've changed my mind; fuck your bet, I’m not pathetic enough to lose just to get my dick sucked by some fuckin’ princess – who probably can’t even do it right.”
“Aw you’re so full of pride…” you replied disappointedly, “What a pity. I liked it when you were pathetic for me. And I was looking forward to seeing your…” you made your cheek bulge with the tip of your tongue, “… seeing your losing face.”
Satoru’s cheeks burned.
“Fuck you.” He retaliated.
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“Suguru, she’s tailing me.”
“Damn, she’s obsessed with you.” Suguru joked.
“Have you tried using your dragon on her?” Satoru asked, nervously looking around for you.
“Nah man I haven’t tried nothing on her; but I can try. I’m curious.”
At some point, Suguru tried to launch a surprise attack on you with his dragon curse. You looked at him, after splitting the dragon down its middle, as if Suguru’s attempt was the most pathetic thing a man has ever done in front of you.
“She’s a fucking nightmare!” Suguru growled when he reunited with Satoru.
“Tell me about it…” Satoru replied, doubled over with his hands on his knees. He looked tired.
You waved at them. They had to avoid you for a while.
They put their heads together and thought up a plan to try and throw you off balance. A joint attack to weaken you so that Satoru could win – definitely against the rules.
You thought you caught Satoru alone, but ended up being sandwiched between the two best friends. Suguru smirked behind you and Satoru grinned like a jackass in front of you.
“Oh, are you tag teaming me? Isn’t this against the rules?” you laughed.
There was an underlying sexual tension. Suguru restrained you in an oddly erotic position, roughly pinning your arms behind your back with his veiny hands. Your ass grazed his crotch and it drove him nuts. He could smell your perfume – it made his head fuzzy like he was high.
Catching your breath, you made a comment, “Damn, I can’t judge your faces… are you guys gonna kill me or fuck me?” you laughed.
“Hey, I mean, one of the rules of the tournament is to not kill each other, right?” Suguru murmured.
Satoru squatted in front of you, emulating your pose, and made his face level with yours. He shadowed you.
“You know what people are gonna talk about after today? “Oh, you know that big-mouthed Kyoto princess lost to Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru. She really was just all talk.”” Satoru taunted.
You went silent. Satoru looked smug. They thought you were silent because you thought you were defeated.
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A week earlier.
“Hey, Satoru, did you hear about the Kyoto student that’s coming to this year’s tournament?”
Satoru lazily turned his head, suckling on an ice lolly. The summer heat was at its peak that day. He and Suguru loitered around the vending machines in the shade of a blossoming tree.
“Who?”
Suguru said your full name. Satoru furrowed his brows.
“And who is she?” he sneered.
“Apparently she’s a special grade like us. I heard Yaga talking to Gakuganji on the phone yesterday…”
Satoru laughed when Suguru told him more about the Kyoto student.
“Sounds like the principles are too far up her ass to remember that I exist.”
Suguru hummed. “You know what they’re calling her? “The Strongest”.”
Satoru choked on his ice lolly because he laughed so hard. “Fuck off, seriously?”
The two of them kept talking about you. Satoru was getting loud and cocky.
“Do you really think you can put her in her place, or are you just being cocky?” Suguru genuinely asked.
“Of course I can put her in her place… I’ll squish her like an ant.” Satoru replied confidently and smugly rested his head back on his hands. His sunglasses were slipping down his nose.
I’ll win against a Kyoto princess any day.
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“I can’t believe you actually lost to her, Satoru. I left you alone for one second.”
“Hey! I chose to lose because it was a beneficial decision.” Satoru replied.
“What the hell does that mean?” Suguru asked.
Satoru looked at Suguru and made his cheek bulge with his tongue. Suguru’s mouth fell open and his head tilted forward in disbelief at what he was insinuating.
“No fucking way. Are you serious?” he asked.
Satoru nodded smugly.
“You lucky bastard! God I’m jealous… what was it like?” Suguru asked eagerly.
“Heaven, dude, heaven. Her lips were so fucking soft… and wet… and glossy…”
“Fuck, really?” Suguru listened intently.
“Mhm… I think I came harder than I ever have in my whole life.” Satoru boasted.
A familiar voice spoke and made them jump.
“Oh yeah – it sure was a lot to swallow, Satoru.”
The boys whipped their heads around at you. They stiffened at your sudden appearance, feeling like deer caught in headlights.
“I’m so sorry.” Suguru quickly apologized, “We were just—”
“—talkin’ about how good I can suck cock?” you raised your brows and crossed your arms.
Their cheeks burned.
“Satoru, I hope you didn’t leave out any details.” You smirked. They listened to your kittenish tone and felt blood rushing down to their cocks. “Hey, Suguru, did Six Eyes leave out the fact that he bust before I could even get to the best part? I think I was on my knees for two minutes.”
Satoru’s face went completely red.
“What the hell!”
You continued, ignoring Satoru’s aggressed look, “I’m sure you could hold out for longer than him, right Suguru?”
Suguru widened his eyes, “Yo—?”
You winked. In such good timing, your friend Sam rounded the corner of the corridor and told you that Gakuganji requested your presence. He wanted to congratulate you.
“Aw, m’kay I’ve got to go, boys. But I think I’ll be seeing you two later, won’t I?” you teased.
You poked your tongue into your cheek. The two tall men felt stiff and agitated in their uniform pants.
What a sight; two of the strongest sorcerers being reduced to dumb, horny losers all because of the Kyoto student.
When you left, Suguru let out a breath that he didn’t realize he was holding in the whole time.
“Fuck. She’s hot.” Suguru said.
“Yeah, I know.” Satoru sighed.
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Sneaking out at night was risky.
But there you were, on your knees, reducing the two strongest sorcerers into whimpering, pathetic men.
“Sh—shit, that feels so fucking good.” Satoru gasped, feeling your lips slide up and down his cock. “Fuck!” he threw his head back and gritted his teeth.
Suguru watched intently and slowly glided his fist up and down his own cock, waiting his turn very patiently. The way you sucked his best friend’s cock had him mesmerized.
Satoru moaned and closed his eyes when he started feeling his orgasm approach. “Oh, god… just like th-that. I’m so close.”
You slid off his cock just before he came. Edging Satoru turned him into an even bigger loser than he already was.
“Wait! Fuck — please, I was so close!” he whined.
You smirked and licked your lips, “Too bad.”
Suguru’s jaw slacked as you slid your lips down on his cockhead. You hummed at how thick Suguru’s cock felt; you had to open your mouth wider to accommodate him. He groaned when you started sliding up and down while Satoru watched.
Suguru’s legs buckled when you hollowed out your cheeks and started sucking harder.
“Fuuuck…” he groaned, leaning his head back in bliss.
You suckled out his precum, gulping it down.
Suguru gasped when you took a break from suckling his tip to swirl your tongue on his tight balls.
Satoru’s cheeks burned red as he watched you suck on his best friend's balls. He had this total dumb look on his face when you started stroking his cock while sucking on Suguru.
“Fuck, I’m close.” Suguru warned, his back sliding down the wall as his knees buckled again.
You sucked his cock faster, humming naughtily and keeping eye contact that made his stomach flip. You slid your lips off his cock and started stroking both of them to their orgasms, gliding your hands up and down on two cocks looked so slutty.
Their moans sounded downright pathetic. They were so dumb for you, you were sure you could have asked them to do anything for you. Real dumb boys getting their dumb, fat cocks stroked by your skilled hands.
“Mmm, do my boys wanna cum in my mouth together?” you asked, “Come on, I’ve worked hard ‘n I’m thirsty~”
They moaned and whimpered together, slumping against each other’s shoulders. You stayed in your split-squat pose, which drove them nuts both during the tournament and now when you were sucking their souls out of their cocks.
“Yes, please! Let us cum in your mouth!” Satoru squealed, feeling his orgasm build up quickly. “I’m gonna cum s’much!”
You took turns kissing and making out with the tips of both of their worked up cocks, rubbing them together. You stuck out your tongue and Satoru swears the image of your slutty face burned into his mind immediately. Satoru came first, then Suguru followed, and they painted your tongue and lips with their milky cum.
They could barely stand upright after cumming in your mouth. Their legs gave out.
“Aw, look at that…” you talked smugly, wiping some cum off your lips and sucking it off your finger.
You raised yourself from your squatting position. Satoru and Suguru looked at you through dazed eyes, totally enamoured by you.
“… I think I sucked all your strength out of your cocks. You might have to stop calling yourselves the Strongest.” You giggled devilishly.
“You fuckin’ succubus.” Satoru seethed, annoyed at himself for being weakened by you.
Just you wait. One day I’m gonna be stronger than you and have you bent over screaming for me.
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