#save me from naming things

[ibeta]

Plot: Eat My Dust, Just Once

[stupid kustard titles]

Eat My Dust: 13,722 words

Just Once: 16,417 words

I still haven’t given it proper titles, but they do relate to the thing inside!

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Eat My Dust Plot

Red falls in love with Sans, who seems to be a fan of human history, princes and mages, and a pair of daggers.

Sans has experienced that history. In fact, he was a very close part of it. But Red doesn't care if he's too old for him. He just really, really wants Sans.

So, of course, a trope hits where Sans has to go bye-bye and Red has to watch him die. Sans pieces some clues together and asks Red to eat his dust – and to tell Sans that he ate it. After some confusion and protests, Red agrees. Then he goes bye-bye as he wants to follow Sans into the next life... but he's back at the start of the day he first met Sans.

Then, after crying over Sans and telling him that Red ate his dust, Sans kisses him. Then things get way out of hand, they get together, and Red has to question what kind of password Sans had given him.

[Basically:

"eat my dust," Sans said.

"what the hell," exclaimed Red, "no way!"

Then Sans made sad noises.

"fine! okay!" Red agreed.]

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Just Once Plot

Sans pines for Red, who is casual with intimate connections. Toriel, who knows that Sans has a crush on some mystery guy, tells Red of the secret. Now Red gets it in his skull to figure it out so his buddy can get laid and get over it.

However, Sans is a lockbox of secrets and won't tell him.

Since Red has no clue who it is, he offers up his body for intimate support in hopes that Sans will get his mystery crush out of his system. Maybe Sans can pretend he's the mystery crush so he can finally move on from years of yearning.

Sans turns him down so hard that Red can still see stars.

Unfortunately, the offering starts hellish nights for Red, who seems to have unlocked some kind of sleeping sex demon within Sans. Because he can damn well hear his unconscious best friend moaning for his mystery crush at the other side of the bedroom! And it never ends with just one round. It keeps going. Red can’t even tell his best friend, or he might send his buddy packing back to the Underground!

Sleep-deprived with a mix of hot and bothered, Red decides to keep asking. Maybe it'll help Sans stop the nightly porn audio and the magic singing sin at him. Maybe he'll finally keep his eye sockets shut if he gets used to Sans' intimate magic. Maybe he can finally sleep without getting hot dreams.

Then, finally, Sans thinks maybe he should do it. So he allows it once, hoping exposure would help him lighten the emotions. Red is, at this point, wholly appreciative and thanking every deity in the world that his best friend finally regained his senses.

It doesn't work... for either of them. Sans still loves Red, and Red has tasted exactly what it would be like to be lovingly touched by Sans.

Greedy for more, Red plans many, many ways to make him get over his mystery crush. He wants to steal Sans away. He wants Sans all for himself.

Sans just thinks Red is super horny.

(It never ends with 'just once.')

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mobile notes: i don't know why i keep writing kustard, but they've been plot bunnies. fictional bunny monsters are harmed whenever a plot bunny smacks me. it's called revenge!

[sentient-mawce]

Part four :)

<<FIRST<< <PREVIOUS< Update I finally did the thing! Oh and cami and fishlegs will show up pretty soon so you can look forward to that.

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

[miles-crow]

Trying to design Scarecrow and Tin Woodman for fun :3

These are just concepts, so I'll go into details when I post all four characters' finished designs, however I can tell you that I tried to stick to the book cannon as much as possible, while also letting my art be creative and influenced by Wicked.

Here, have some doodles!

BEWARE WICKED SPOILERS!!!

[elchujibly2]

lawrence vs brainrot

full image + small extra stuff under cut

[blaithnne]

CBS Ghosts is my new guilty pleasure so take my new OCs. The Blanchet family were distant French cousins of the Woodstones who visited the house in the early 1900s, only for a violent house robbery to take the life of their youngest daughter, Mercedes, and her loyal self appointed guard dog, Horse. Only 8 years old, it takes some time for Mercedes to understand her fate, and for some time she’d be very distressed that her family seem to be ignoring her. On the bright side, the other ghosts are there to try and make things easier, though the misfit collective have a hard time caring for a child given their circumstances, and conflicting ideas on how best to raise a little girl.

Of all the ghosts, she is closest with Thorfinn. He has a soft spot for the little girl.

[vesna-v-irkutske]

Speaking of that bitch Adam, I once saw a post of someone saying his voice doesn’t match his looks, and to this day, I still can’t find a video of him speaking? I hate that I’m curious, because I really fucking hate him, but if anyone has a link..

Yeah, his voice DEFINITELY didn't match his body. 😭 And don't worry, I DO have a few clips JUST for you!

🐹 Talking about suicide 🐹 Talking about his dream girl 🐹 Clip from his YouTube video 🐹 Funny CulturalPhilistine clips

[localvillagecryptid]

Adding onto my headcanon about Zaun culturally valuing art and literature:

The names in Zaun have meanings. Not just in the "Oh, my name means 'flower'" way. These names are primarily references to poetry or music or literature in some way.

This idea comes in combination with my headcanon that Zaun has a different dialect/sister-language to Piltover (like how the Romance languages share a common origin but are different, or how there are a bunch of different types of Spanish but they're all still considered Spanish).

The Zaunite characters' names seem strange to us because they're either a reference to something, or are transliterated Tolkien-style from Zaunite/old Piltovan (at some point League said Zaun was the original Piltover before it sank).

Which is why we see names like Powder and think, what the fuck? It's because it's a transliteration of a name that doesn't really make sense in our IRL languages. In reality, it's probably considered a pretty normal name. Just like how straight up naming someone "beautiful" doesn't sound normal in English (whereas "Hope" does), but is fairly standard in plenty of other languages (ex. Belle/Bella).

Similar to Ekko and why it's spelled this way. It's not "echo but more masculine/quirky," it's actually a name with an entirely different meaning that HAPPENS to sound like our English word "echo." We see phenomena like this IRL all the time (called "false friends"), of words in unrelated languages sounding similar even though they developed entirely independently.

Vi (short for Violet) works fine because it is, in fact, an easily translated name. But the name itself is also in reference to a classic book/song/poem.

Names like Silco, Vander, and Claggor either couldn't be transliterated/localized or sounded even weirder in meaning than Powder. Mylo either is another "false friend"/cognate name, or is a localization of his actual name. Regardless, all of their names are in reference to literature, poetry, and/or some other artistic expression.

(I'd like to add, before I forget- that Vander's name IS real- according to the Internet, it's Greek for "good man", which might not be real but I'm taking it and running with it as a name from an old play or something).

Googling Sevika's name gave a pretty straightforward meaning- it apparently means "female servant"/maid in Hindi (please correct me if I'm wrong, those who know Hindi). Which. I'm not trying to think about the negative implications of that, though there are many. So I'll try to make a positive spin on her name and say she's another "false friend" name, and it means something entirely different in the Zaunite/ancient Piltovan language.

[ewwww-what]

I MISS THEM SO BAD

[kendallcodedromangirl]

Roman Roy / With Open Eyes / Play it as it Lays by Joan Didion

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[kenmaiii]

after two years i finally draw the favorite

[pup-pee]

she red on my stoner until the red sun never sets IT NEVER SETS I AHVENT SLEPT

[ahollowgrave]

-- o, this sweet love!! o, this divine grief.

[residentialsinyomakai]

You'll never guess who the kinda primary subject of this yappost/doodle dump is

sigh. it always comes back

Freaky ahh bowl of rice...what's he on about

"But Yōmakai isn't this a maddiman post. Why are the first two things besides the intro not ma" IM GETTING THERE. PATIENCE

I redraw Kagemura every now and then to see if I improve!! :) Think I kinda ate w this one frfr

No me mires con tus estupidos ojos

UEgh. judging you btw

Expression stuff cause I love seeing different depictions both from other people and within my own mind

Mini thing based on a. Trend jm noticing LMAO

Also this Maddiman that scared some of my friends apparently 😔💔

AU shenanigans and this idiot again. HATE HIM BLOW HIM UP NOW!!!! Jkjk i wish people drew him more i love him :)

Anyways all done :) see you!!

[sappi-papi]

happy jungle sunday everynyan treating myself for this one by sharing one of my fave headcanons for him ever . remember when i infodumped about him in that one post? yeah this was what i was implying in that first paragraph below the cut. anyway consider age regressor jungle ? smile?