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mlm-blues · 1 day

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what am i to do without my emotional support white boys

#all 3 gone for the weekend. whats the point anymore #saying stuff

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ohnoitsjetster · 4 months

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

#little shop of horrors #lsoh #orin scrivello #orin lsoh #seymour krelborn #seymour lsoh #audrey fulquard #audrey lsoh #audrey ii #audrey 2 #i am your dentist #dentist!#it’s just the gas #gay #gay as fuck #dentist #saying stuff

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coldasicecream · 5 months

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Michael Sheen appreciation post because he’s an incredible actor and portrays Aziraphale in a way no one else could and deserves nothing but love from this fandom!!!

#on a mission to spread michael sheen appreciation #he‘s literally the perfect aziraphale #and he brings so much to the show #michael 'acting choices' sheen #and from what i know he’s genuinely a good person #he doesn’t deserve to get hate #i’ve seen so much crowley and david tennant content recently #and don’t get me wrong i love them both #but i don’t see nearly enough michael content #michael sheen #good omens #ineffable husbands #david tennant #saying stuff #saying good omens stuff

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wesstars · 7 months

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jenna eating a kiwi like an apple

#pics #jenna ortega #this is so fucking funny to me lmao #what the heck #I love her #saying stuff #project wes

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stepladders-serenade · 6 months

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hey do you guys think manfred von karma ever used facebook. do you think he posts minion memes etc is this anything.

#manfred von karma #ace attorney #saying stuff

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sleepypalpita · 26 days

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that’s what i do in my free time, to my friends of course.

#ninjago #saying stuff #shitpost #coquette #lloyd ninjago #cole ninjago #yes i’m tagging them #ninjago shitpost

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ashe-brrrr · 5 months

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The Spirit Bares It's Teeth is genuinely the best book I have read this year. It messed with my head and it hurt me. The writing was so smooth and it rounded off with a good ending that made the suffering worth it (good suffering btw)

Trans autistic main characters for the win. 10/10 would recommend, just definitely mind the tws

#the spirit bares its teeth #saying stuff #oh my god

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jestiamy · 7 months

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I like mentally equating haircutting in humans are space orcs aus to those hoof maintenance/horn trimming videos that get like. at least ten comments each time going "???? so are we going to ignore the literal animal torture happening here??"

#like it looks really bad to us but this is not a harmful process (if done right) and is. very helpful to the animals in question actually #I've seen the “aliens think cutting hair is like insanely painful” thing before but I don't think I've seen an elaboration on. why.#like. fur sheds??? if there's fuzzy aliens or whatever it has to be atleast somewhat known this occurs #I can understand like. a scaled alien equating this to something like a violent ripping off of skin or something #but I. struggle to imagine an alien with fur coming to a similar conclusion #so I like to imagine hair cutting is only perceived as painful because the method itself to do it is seen as unnecessarily violent #like. why are you doing that??? your head fur should just fall out when it's ready to?? you're going to damage your coat???#and even then it's probably more of like. if you saw someone use a chainsaw to cut their nails. kind of reaction.#it's more. this is violent and potentially extremely painful and also there are better ways to do this specific thing.#saying stuff #i think.#humans are space orcs #I think I forgot to explain the hoof maintenance/horn trimming connection #basically it's like. logically yeah this looks better but it's seen as painful/even if you know this helps them it seems like it hurts

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mlm-blues · 3 days

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im so hungry i could eat a h- *remembers im pescatarian* -ammerhead shark

#tumblr formatting my beloathed #saying stuff

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ohnoitsjetster · 2 months

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#i bet this has been done before #but here it is anyway #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #starkid #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #trans pete spankoffski #saying stuff

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polaris-posting · 7 months

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currently taking a dna test to see if I'm a bee or not.....

#time to settle this #once and for all #pikmin #saying stuff

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wesstars · 3 days

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oh—wOAH—what’s that? good god!

oh??? what is happening???

UPDATE: READ HERE ❤️

#saying stuff #cairo sweet x reader #this weekend #perhaps?

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stepladders-serenade · 2 months

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my pitch for an older pearl fey design (a la dual destinies) is one where she still wears her spirit channeling robes and everything but she also wears a basketball jersey on top of it, because as we know from her very first appearance she loves to dribble her ball. natural character progression would be for her teenage appearance to just be pearl but now she is ballin’

#pearl fey #ace attorney #pearl ace attorney #saying stuff #dual destinies

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gayrobot9000 · 18 days

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the Sad Monkey Constant was invented by Georgus Frugelwhacker in 1841. Frugelwhacker suffered from a very rare medical condition: whenever he solved an equation incorrectly, a varying number of sad monkeys would materialize within up to 50 meters of Frugelwhacker. the number and sadness of the monkeys would depend on the complexity of the problem and the severity of the mistake[citation needed]. Frugelwhacker discovered that through usage of a constant (notated as 𓃸), all of the sad monkeys could be accounted for and none would materialize. currently, only 104 cases of Frugelwhacker's Syndrome have been documented.