#scalops

[salcreus]

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Another og song for the salcreus fandom 💯💯💯

[rookvonhunt]

I am so sorry for the person I've become and what I've created

Two more are on the way.

I need to make tags for them.

[timeisacephalopod]

People talk a lot about how true crime gives white women brain poison and it's definitely true, but like because of my interest in true crime I now have a fear a fingerprint or a hair of mine will end up at a crime scene totally by accident and then I'll end up in jail for a murder or some shit because I bagged someone's clothing at Marshalls and they got their ass murdered wearing a Bag Sweater a hair of mine fell into and cops are fucking stupid they will NOT realize.

This may sound ridiculous but I know of a case where a black woman was thrown in jail for murder because her fingerprint was on tape at a crime scene. The kicker? This murder took place when she was 13 so clearly she didn't fucking do it and I know I know, that's the racism which I do not have to deal with being the shade of a polar bear ghost. However I'm pretty sure someone was investigated for having DNA on Jon Benets underwear (don't quote me on this it's been a LONG time since ive read up on the details of this poor girls case) and it turned out they were the person who packaged the clothing, this shit happens and now every time I stick a sticker on something or a hair falls I'm like ☠️☠️☠️👀👀👀 cops are gunna use this to throw me in jail and my uncooperative nature will be used against me to prove my guilt and also I'm not good at public scrutiny and if there's anything worse for you than incompetent cops it's Nancy fucking grace going on tv to tell everyone you're guilty because you blinked at the wrong time and stammered some words and the public will agree because once you're accused of a crime people are fully prepared to see you as something other than human

Like I'm not gunna get murdered, statistically you're most likely to be killed by someone you know and no one I know is making a minimum hour drive to kill my ass but cops finding my hair at a crime scene because Karen came in to get Rae Dunn shit at Marshalls getting killed and me getting blamed? Just as absolutely absurd and full of brain rot, but this time it's the Extra Funky Anxiety Ridden There's A Precedent For This version of assuming everyone and their dog is looking to victimize you as if you're that important to every passing stranger lol. Minus the fact that police incompetence is a very real thing, I'm just not likely to be a victim of it ☠️☠️☠️

[freshest-fits]

Golf Visor // Zink

Reggae Tee // Skalop

Orange Lo-Tops // Zekko

18K Aviators // Rockenberg

Black Ranger Vest // Inkline

Field Duck Boots // Barazushi

[thatoneguy031]

What's it like being a Samurott?

That's... an odd question.

Not the question itself, but like... Hm, how do I put it?...

...How vague it is. Assuming you know me, anyway. Assuming you don't, I can only really give you like, my experience with it, I guess.

Being stronger is always nice, I suppose. But anon, when I tell you I wasn't ready at ALL to have to move on all fours... It was so weird... But I got used to it. Mostly.

And it's not like I CAN'T walk on two legs. It's just... Harder.

Second, using Water-type moves feel... I dunno. With a lack of better words, they're more fluid. The come out like second nature now. Or, more accurately, the aura for it comes out like second nature. Like... Razor Shell, for instance. Since I used it as a Dewott pretty often, it's basically a reflex in combat. Even moves like Surf are easier to use.

Um, mind you, moves are still hard to do. I think I still have to say that for the folks that want to be eebies. But like, moves get easier as you get better. It sounds obvious, but not many folks seem not to understand that.

Razor Shell used to SUCK to use, but look at me now! It's all about the effort you want to put in!

...Oh, yeah! Speaking of which...

My blades! They're real swords now! Not discrediting my scalchops, of course, but they were... short. I had to use Razor Shell to make them actual swords. And for those that don't know, it takes a lot of effort to use it, especially over a long period of time.

And something else I learned recently, I don't have to exclusively use Razor Shell if I want to use aura on my seamitars. As long as I'm using a move that needs a large amount of aura, it's fair game! Harder? Yes. But it's way more useful than you'd think.

...And don't listen to other folks. We can take our helmets off.

Why I don't do it more often?... Because I feel naked when I do so. But still. I even use mine as a bag of sorts. Kind of like how Mx. Suicune has a satchel. Also helps that I can use this thing if I lose my seamitars, but I don't like doing that... What if I impale my opponent? I don't want to do that. That kills. I don't kill... At least, not knowingly.

Besides my personal gripes with this body, my only complaint is that it's sort of hard trying to find clothes I can wear, nevermind fit. I was told at one point that I'm actually bigger than normal for my species, and I don't know if that's true or not. But, it's been on my mind a lot lately.

One thing I do notice, though, is that I sorta... stop everyone from doing what they're doing when I'm around 'em. Not sure why. Maybe it's my vibe? Do I come off too mean?

But, uhh... Yeah. I don't think there's much else I can talk about being a Samurott that doesn't overlap with being a Dewott, or even Oshawott. If you have anything a little more specific you want to know, feel free to ask!

[allthingsnicetoeat-2]

©️allthingsnicetoeat-2

Six Queenie Scalops au gratin

[pinkbox-anye]

Bayfront bathroom

Light, breezy colors, warm brass and cozy rattan are the features for this 20 piece bathroom set. I was inpired by some scalopped decor pieces to recreate a millenial style bathroom. You can style this many different ways, and hopefully find lots of use for the clutter pieces as well.

This set is on early access free now on my Patreon. You can get it here

[daisycoloredsims]

LOOKBOOK - wasp-y full coverage swim 1: scaloped strap one piece 2: chanel hat | bow strap one piece 3: sunnies | one piece 4: sunnies | boat-neck one piece 5: bow hat | strappy one piece ty creators! @joliebean @serenity-cc @backtrack-cc @caio-cc @camuflajesims @simkoos @pralinesims

[bickley]

Can’t believe this is what a #scalop looks like in the wild. It should be eating me not the other way around. Thanks #inktober2022 I learned something. https://www.instagram.com/p/CjiuQy9LMmk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cheeseless-dorito]

um what the scalop?

[udonangya]

苫前郡苫前町苫前の、とままえ温泉 ふわっと併設、レストラン 風夢で、白いスープうどん、1,100円也。甘えびの素揚げ、ホタテ天ぷら入り。

White soup, fried shrimp, scalop tempura udon noodles at Restaurant Fuumu, Tomamaecho, Hokkaido.

[scn-thedog]

"jiggle boy" wgat the scalop

[neotrances]

what the scalop

[hydrasango]

immensly cute aAaa

MY KEYBOARD IS DISAPEARING AGAIN

what in the scalop

[pinetreeshack]

ermmmm what the scalop

erm...

[limelocked]

just realized that she and scalop looks like siblings