#schitt's creek poll

[sweatersinthesummer]

Schitt's Creek angst poll, round 2

Okay, now I'm putting the top 3 in a poll with the ones I missed, according to the tags and comments. Isn't this fun?!? Hurts so good!

For consistency (and my heart), I left out MCD. I mean, there's nothing angstier, right?!?

Links to added fics: wfass | polaris | WtRRL | TLRH | TUtEoT | IHG | tihl | Goodwill

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ROUND 1A MATCH 2

Propaganda

Schitts Creek: none submitted and i dont remember much besides it being absurdly fucking funny

31 Minutos: it's about a news programme that finds itself in weird inconveniencies every episode. a satire and dark/absurd humor chilean puppet show thats technically for kids, but frequently jokes about things such as suicide, the ludovico technique, depression and addiction. it was originally just a parody to news shows, but it became more of a sitcom later on with the characters moving every single episode along. everyone i know who knows this show thinks it's incredibly funny. a character won an award for his environmental awareness segments (he also won latino sexyman on tumblr); and the overall and ocassional antagonist is a man who hunts animals for fun. it's such a fun and crazy show and the language barrier sadly doesnt allow more people outside of latinoamerica know about it

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I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls

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[nessa007]

edit: i forgot to add modern family 😭

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Biggest Drama Queen

Round 2

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[sweatersinthesummer]

Which Schitt's Creek (David/Patrick) fic makes you weep, rend your garments, make your chest hurt from all the angst? Maybe it's not one listed, that's fair. These are just the ones I consider the angstiest.

Links: YAMH | sgtfa | tdtltdtb | WTW | ICTHSOTY | HDWGB | Mmoateomr | YCF | GOGOATT

[stargazer56]

Peach

@schittscreekdrabblechallenge I wrote another drabble featuring pre-relationship thirsty Patrick. Is it in the color spirit of the SCMDC? Probably not. But

“Holy shit, arms!”

Patrick Brewer, age 28, is going to die right here.

David turns, offering Patrick a glimpse of his lower back, as he bends to place his sweater on top of his black bag.

David is wearing a white T-shirt. Black, wiry chest hair peeks out from the top of the vee. Patrick has never been harder in his entire life. David’s body is surprisingly toned for someone who complains loudly about any activity that works up a sweat.

He needs to stop staring, but he can’t. David is the most gorgeous thing he’s ever seen. What would those arms feel like wrapped around my-

“Patrick!” David’s sharp voice breaks him out of his trance. “Are you okay? Where did you go?”

Busted. Shit. “Sorry, David, just lost in thought.”

“About the peaches? I know you’re concerned about the profit margins for seasonal fruit.”

“Yeah, um, yes, profit margins.”

“Are you going to take off your button down so you don’t get peach juice on it?”

“No, my clothes are washable.”

“Suit yourself,” David replies, biting into the juicy, ripe peach.

The juice dribbles down his chin. Patrick stares. He can never get up from this picnic table.

[wordthieve]

Oh this? I'm trying to stay motivated on my fic, and this counts as research.