#scott posting

[goodluckclove]

Thinking about when Scott Skylark Kaufner, a man who up until now has only used a flip phone, finally relents and gets a newer smartphone.

Some thoughts:

The promise of being added to Edgar's Spotify account is what finally does it.

It's absolutely an Android with a bulky OtterBox case.

He's incredible on any form of keyboard, computer or piano, but if it doesn't have buttons he's immediately fucked. He mostly communicates using voice to text, audio memos, pictures or emojis.

He gets a pair of soundproof headphones to play music on and suddenly being in public is like 150% easier.

Katy sends him memes and he treats them like art pieces made by a beloved friend because that's what he thinks they are.

He has an incredibly-tailored contacts list. If you have Scott's phone number it is the ultimate show of trust.

Every morning and every night he sends individual good morning/good night texts to everyone on his contacts list. It takes a little over a half-hour at a time and it's the best part of his day.

He is not on any social media platform but he is fairly active in a few niche subreddits for piano tuning and travel.

He absolutely thanks his phone's AI assistant.

[ask-thefox]

(should I post a collection of all the songs that make me think of fox & ransom as of rn?)

[so-called-egg]

@scottapez

[liquid-geodes]

LOVE the way my brain works btw

Ill just be sitting here chilling with Leon because its his turn with the braincell this week, just watching youtube on the tv, then ill get to like the playlist where my favorite youtuber decided to play Sister Location and im like "oh no-" because NOTHING makes me simp harder for William than Sister Location, that game did irreparable damage to me when it first came out oh my GOD

So the entire time im just like "dear lord give me the strength to hold onto Leon during this trying time" because yknow, the brainworms. Then all of a sudden William staggers back in covered in mud and dirt and the two of them engage in "I killed you, you should be dead!"

"That's what they all say" banter. Meanwhile I'm just sitting there like the ":0 TWO cakes" meme because I'm certainly not upset that either of them are here, conveniently ignoring the fact that Leon got here in the first place because he decided violence was the only solution here, as if anyone has ever been able to successfully kill William Afton in any capacity before.

Like im not MAD, I just wish they'd all stop trying to kill William when they want affection

[demoniopunk]

every time I check the goodomensduo tag and there's no new art a devil dies. and it could be me next. so be considerate and post more plz

[selfdxculture]

self diagnosed chronic fatigue syndrome is getting overly tired and napping for hours, unable to be woken up when you had a pretty good amount asleep the night before

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[adrianfridge]

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

[frenzyarts]

Hi I love your art!! It really reminds me of helluva boss, were you inspired by vivziepop at all??? She's my idol💖

Were you inspired by vivziepop?

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[basu-shokikita]

Ramona Flowers dyeing her hair in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

[sherpawhale]

There's an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those striking in Hollywood and there's the usual Zooms and dinners with actors, but some of the biddable items are absolutely unreal in the best way

[goodluckclove]

Toying with the design of Scott's usual dresses. They're just little doodles but it's fun to work stuff out. I imagine this to be Scott modeling the remains of his favorite dress ever designed for him, which he's worn so often over the course of years that it's just fucked.

His work dresses are in much better condition, but they all are made from either cotton or linen, which are essentially the only materials he can wear comfortably. They're all made with MASSIVE pockets - they can each store about six oranges without a problem - and there will usually be an additional inner chest pocket for pens and leaves.

He likes his sleeves short so he could pair them with an undershirt if it's cold out, and he refuses to wear dresses with skirts that are tight or hit above the knee. This is not a modesty thing. He is convinced it is a matter of mobility. Pretty much all of his dresses and skirts are midi length.

His tailor fucking hates him because every time he comes for more clothes it's a constant argument to not end up just remaking this exact dress. The few dresses in his closet that are radically different from this style are most likely the product of losing a bet.

Look at my boy he's so happy in his trash dress. That dress has seen a lot of things.

[ask-thefox]

(I fear after y'all see the playlist I'm cooking up you'll lose hope in fox being normal about relationships)

[so-called-egg]

she gets me

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god-

[demoniopunk]

guys I miss febatista can I manifest us splitting an introject of him . also I don't like seeing abaddon I think my history as an angel should stay hidden and I don't want him around and I just want to be me thank you

[selfdxculture]

self-dx'd BPD culture is finally understanding the part of your gender that feels like an empty, lonely void

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