#scp agent [redacted]

[4bsurdist]

Agent Redacted

Our Agent Redacted reference, yippie The character itself is barely mentioned in the wikis and stuff, so here's just our Redacted

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Reupload because there was a mistake

Improvised Agent [REDACTED] design because I had no idea what to do for him

[entomo-maniac]

I was bored, so

Y'all should already know about who they're talking about

[jtweird-brainrot]

PSA: JUST SO WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE AND THERE’S NO CONFUSION

Agent [REDACTED] is a canonical character in the SCP Foundation who is mention in SCP-076 file

Agent DIMITROV is an OC that is BASED on Agent [REDACTED], he is made by @arson-jellyfish69 and @who-is-this-weirdo (art by arson)

In my fanfics, I call him Dimitrov, mostly because I like the OC and I don’t want to call him REDACTED.

But just so we all understand, I DID NOT MAKE DIMITROV NOR DO I OWN DIMITROV

He belongs to Arson and who-is-this-weirdo, NOT ME! I just write the dorky fics

Anyways, there’s your psa

[arson-jellyfish69]

Ask, and you shall receive

Behold

[talesfromsiteredacted]

Big Brother's Softer Side

For the record, SCP 076-2, also known as Abel, does indeed have some feelings. Man's anomalous, not dead. In fact... Big Brother has several cute little nicknames for both his squeeze Dimitriov and his sisters. Heck, Abel's even getting fond of Liam, but he IS kind of an animal lover. Cain was kind enough to translate these for us. And now... Abel's favorite pet names!

Iris' Nicknames:

"Little Wildflower"

"Sweet Sister"

"Petal"

"Cute but will stab you"

"Give up the chocolate and she won't hurt you" (way faster to say in ancient Sumerian)

"My sibling in misery" (usually when he's feeling sarcastic)

Liam's List:

"Thief of Cheese" (little blighter stole the last mozzarella stick out of his hand one pizza night, but thankfully Abel was too amused at the stones on my cat to steal from HIM to chase him)

"Daft bastard" (with affection after he got into Abel's quarters, high on the nip again)

"(REDACTED) son of a motherless goatherd" First time Liam swatted him. Abel was laughing at the time.

"Fluffing fluff"

"Liam the Daft" Accurate.

"Bane of the Fae" After Liam nabbed an invading pictsie.

Dimitriov's Pet Names (warning: major mush ahead)

"Sweet Lips/Hot Lips"

"My moon and stars"

"Polar Bear/Cuddle Bear/Honey Bear/Papa Bear"

"Darling One"

"My heart's delight"

"Buttercup"

"The main reason I put up with any of this (REDACTED) nonsense these days"

"My better side"

"Heartsease"

"Orange blossom" (way more romantic in Sumerian, and Abel's second favorite flower according to Cain)

And finally... my turn!

"Little Rabbit"

"Trouble in a green dress"

"Killer Rabbit"

"(REDACTED) little pain in my backside"

"Fiery little snowdrop"

"She who you do not want to anger"

"Shortarse" (inexplicably dropped after my 914 incident)

"Oh dear gods stop crying and fight already, woman!" (Again... Way faster in ancient Sumerian, back when I was first training with Big Brother. Got used a lot those first two months)

"Brat"

[jtweird-brainrot]

Gonna save this just in case 😂

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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Our Agent Redacted, the one from SCP 076-2/Able stories, thumbs up idk what to say, just leaving him here and you can look at each other. bonding

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Reupload because spelling error (sorry, I was in a rush)

This looks like shit because I started this the moment I woke up, but more Cable stuff (definitely not because I forgot he existed for a little bit)

Also, I didn't feel like coming up with an Agent [Redacted] design on the spot, so for now, he's just stuck being redacted for a little while

He'll get a design soon, he's probably gonna show up a few more times here

[entomo-maniac]

Rare Dimitrov Astanof post

(Astanof is a oc-ish interpretation of the agent in Able's addendum)

Photo taken after faking his death to no longer be part of the foundation

[jtweird-brainrot]

😂😂😂 this reminds me of the Song of Achilles “I could recognize him by touch alone” quote

I could recognize him by tits alone

[jtweird-brainrot]

Okay, if the scps were to sing any song from The Epic Musical, which one do you think fits them best? Dimitrov can be included as well?

Abel (076) — Ruthlessness or Odysseus (of course get the violent songs here)

Dimitrov — Monster (seems right)

Plague Doctor (049) — no longer you or underworld

Dr bright — wouldn’t you like or dangerous

953 — suffering or puppeteer

035 — Scylla

682 — Scylla again

999 — open arms

096 — Polyphemus

106 — hold them down

Iris (105) — not sorry for loving you (because she’s sad and lonely and just wants to live a normal life again)

Cain (073) — just a man

These are just at the top of my head, I’ll make more when I get home

[arson-jellyfish69]

I just found who I accidentally used as inspo for Dimitrov

Literally him but with paler hair and eyes

Oh shit. It does look like him

[psuedofolio]

Last week on my character a day thread was more "Magical Girl SCP" characters and I'm realizing I didn't share the pictures from the last time I brought out the psudo scp universe characters so here they are. I'll make the whole story someday. Lore/flavor text is as follows: 1: Fairbanks would often have to insist Isabelle stop skipping her small arms training. She rarely said it, but she was very fond of the junior researcher. And she knew just how unsafe the SAFE Research Department could be.

2: Fairbanks' Notes on the Vampire, "Drymouth."

After 21 days without feeding, she will enter a state of altered consciousness and will speak true prophecies. The Board believes it is worth the ethical costs of starving her. I believe she uses her prophecies to guide us to our destruction.

3: Partial Transcript: Tattoo Parlor, 3:25 PM

Subject X66: "I'm still kinda nervous about the pain, ya know. I'm sure you get that a lot."

Witness: "I... what is... Is that a body mod?"

Subject X66: "What are you talking about?"

Witness: "Holy fuck it moved!"

4: Codename Sunshine is the first entity to take a role in DIR Fairbank's "Special Taskforce." Though the Director believes she is wholly reliable and a potential asset for our field agents, many are skeptical. Her ability to "transmute light into burning liquid" is quote: "Scary AF."

5: Agent Nathan Collier returned to work with REDACTED three months after the incident with Valeria's escape. His personal heroism in subduing the entity aside, it was decided he was unfit for field work. Instead he was reassigned to the SAFE Department on so called "babysitting duty."

6: Ben died a few years ago in an unrelated accident, but ever since then what appears to be his "ghost" continues to check the halls for anomalous readings. Once we calibrated his scanner to account for his own emanations, he returned to being a valued member of *redacted*

7: What limited things we do know is REDACTED's body is made of particles which "absorb" em waves of all kinds, from light to radio. Though REDACTED manages to bypass nearly every security measure we have, they have no connections or intentions that qualify as a threat.

8: Contrary to popular belief, Franklin is NOT an anomalous entity. He is merely a holdover from REDACTED before it became REDACTED. His "good humor and fatherly advice" has often made agents question his true nature. And security monitors him as agents often confide secrets with him.

(ooc note, it was about an hour after drawing this that I realized I basically just drew Clint McElroy)

9: Frm: Dir Fairbanks The girl in our care is not to be referred to as "anomaly" or "spider thing" or by her case number. She has come to us willingly. Her name is Penelope, and but for her anomalous mutations is a normal child. We will provide her normalcy. That is an order.

[ifredactedbureau]

Redacted: Ground Zero

IF inspired by Contro (2019), SCP Foundation, X-files

Demo: PROLOGUE

In the aftermath of World War II, a classified mission pulls you into the shadowy remnants of a conflict no one dares to acknowledge. Whispers of rogue Nazi scientists and reality-warping experiments have surfaced, threatening to plunge Europe—and perhaps the world—into chaos once more. As an MI5 field agent, you’re tasked with uncovering the truth buried beneath layers of secrecy, lies, and betrayal.

Every lead points toward Projekt Schwarzfeld and the catastrophic events of Threshold Zero, a forgotten chapter of the war that defies explanation. But some secrets were never meant to be unearthed. As you navigate a labyrinth of conspiracy, forbidden technology, and fractured reality, you’ll confront forces that question the limits of human understanding—and the cost of wielding power beyond comprehension.

Redacted: Ground Zero is a story of espionage, moral dilemmas, and the unraveling of truths hidden in the shadows of history. Will you rise to the challenge, or will the truth consume you?

• Master anomalies and adapt your skills. Harness strange, reality-defying abilities tied to anomalies—whether it’s manipulating probability, stepping through dimensions, or stabilizing reality itself. Unlock and refine these abilities as you uncover their true potential.. • Investigate a fractured world. Explore sites of catastrophic anomalies, from the eerie remnants of Threshold Zero in the Bavarian Alps to the clandestine Red Academy in Siberia. Encounter twisted phenomena, uncover hidden truths, and decide what to do with what you find. • Make critical, world-altering choices. Will you prioritize saving your team, containing anomalies, or acquiring forbidden knowledge for the Bureau? Each decision changes the relationships you build, the missions you undertake, and the fate of Baseline Reality. • Face enemies born of anomaly experimentation. Encounter Die Gebrochenen—the Fractured—twisted results of Nazi experiments with anomalies. Face other rogue forces, like defectors, rival nations, or anomaly-enhanced mercenaries seeking control of forbidden power. • Navigate a morally gray world. Decide where your loyalty lies—with the Bureau, with humanity, or with yourself. Will you uphold the fragile stability of reality or risk everything for greater power and knowledge? • Fall in love—or not. Form deep connections with up to four romantic options, from an idealistic scientist to a cynical spy. Your choices in love will offer new strengths—or dangerous distractions—in the face of looming threats.

Love Interests

Charlie Hayes (he/him or she/her) : The Bold Truth-Seeker “The truth isn’t pretty, it isn’t safe, and it sure as hell isn’t kind—but if I don’t drag it into the light, who will?” • A resourceful American journalist working undercover to investigate Nazi remnants and their experiments. • Bold, witty, and fiercely independent, Charlie thrives on uncovering the truth, often bending the rules to get the story. Their adventurous spirit hides a vulnerability stemming from personal losses during the war.

Theo Adler (he/him): The Haunted Genius “Knowledge doesn’t absolve you of guilt—it sharpens it, until every answer feels like a blade at your throat.” •A German defector and former scientist of Projekt Schwarzfeld. Now a reluctant informant for the Bureau. •Quiet, intelligent, and burdened by guilt, Theo is a man trying to atone for his past. His insights into anomalies are invaluable, but he struggles with his identity and the weight of his actions during the war

Eleanor “Ellie” Blackwood (she/her): The Steadfast Operative “You don’t look back in this line of work—not at the enemy, not at your mistakes, and definitely not at the people you couldn’t save.” • A British SOE operative and expert infiltrator now reassigned to the Bureau’s task force. • Calm, disciplined, and focused, Ellie is a consummate professional. Beneath her composed exterior lies a fierce loyalty to those she trusts and a fear of failure that drives her to overextend herself.

Damien Laurent (he/they): The Enigmatic Opportunist “Morality is a luxury for those who’ve never had to bargain with the devil—and I’ve shaken his hand more times than I care to count.” • A French art dealer with connections to the black market and underground resistance networks. • Charismatic, flirtatious, and morally ambiguous, Damien is a master of navigating high society and shady dealings. They keep their true intentions hidden behind charm and wit

[sam-keeper]

There Is No Antimemetics Division reminded me why I keep coming back to speculative fiction.

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Here's a short excerpt from qntm's novel There Is No Antimemetics Division:

Kim is so deeply buried in work at his terminal and the airlock is so quiet that he almost doesn't notice when it starts to cycle open again. "We need to check you for notes," he begins, but then he sees that Marion Wheeler is curled up in the bottom of the narrow cylinder, panting as though she just finished a marathon run. Kim holds a hand out but she shakes her head, electing to stay lying down, knees bent up to her chest, sucking down lungfuls of air. "What in the world happened in there?" Kim asks. "Just need…" she gasps, "…to breathe. Be okay in a… second. Haaaaah. I think I blacked out for a moment, might have inhaled some. Haaaaah. I think I'm okay. I remember the plan." Kim looks confused and worried for a second, then they replace him. "You shouldn't be able to remember anything… what did you do?"

Look at the bolded line. I couldn't make heads or tails of that the first time I read it. It's grammatically weird because "they" as a pronoun has an ambiguous referent. Typically one would expect an antecedent--a noun that a pronoun refers to--somewhere in the sentence or at least the paragraphs before that pronoun pops up. So, I fumble around for a second. Could it be a bizarre, metaphorical way to refer to the verb phrase in the sentence, like, confusion and worry "replace him", like completely consume all his thoughts? A pretty, if strange, turn of phrase. But no, "they" is an external entity. I might have understood more readily if the pronoun was "IT replaces him", but that's part of the fun of the sentence. Because in the span of a few words, having been exposed for just a few seconds to a toxic idea, agent Paul Kim is hollowed out and replaced as a person, and if you knew who "they" are, doing the replacing, you'd already be replaced too.

To know the antecedent is to be consumed by it.

That's the hook of There Is No Antimemetics Division. Antimemes are self-redacting concepts, and the story, told episodically and nonlinearly through a series of encounters with antimemetic anomalies, is about an antimeme so vast and monstrous that it ends the world. That probably sounds familiar if you were a Magnus Archives fan; Antimemetics Division is basically like that but more compressed, chaotic, and... seemingly more sincere about being a Creative Commons work. The novel only exists, after all, because of the creative commons work of countless contributors to the SCP Wiki, a large collaborative fiction writing project about the titular SCP Foundation. This organization exists to Secure, Contain, and Protect dangerous anomalies. The novel, then, poses a specific challenge to the Foundation: how do you contain a threat you can't remember?

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