#sean altman

[cheesecake-crisis]

Rockapella's music video for Land of a Thousand Dances, 1996.

[gaydelgard]

Make my heart your bread and butter

Just the crust will make you shudder

Still I'd sooner die than utter precious dreams I dreamt up in the gutter

[littlewalken]

If you say "I don't know who Rockapella are" three times out loud Sean Altman will manifest out of a bagel.

[fuzzbuns]

Quail, so confusing

[name-s-are-not-important]

Halt and Ferris yelling at each other in a more soap-opera's version of the confrontation in the 8th book:

Horace, watching:

Sean, watching and listening:

Sean, to Horace: Oh, you don’t know Hibernian, do you?

Horace, quietly: No, not really

Sean: Okay, no problem...

Sean, translating their argument to Horace as is escalates:

Sean:

Sean: Sorry, I don’t really know a word for that

Horace: And the meaning?

Ferris: And can you both stfu for a second?

Sean:

Sean, shrugs his shoulders: It’s like an 'idiot' but stronger

Horace: Oh, so a moron?

Sean, after thinking it through: No

Halt: An imbecile

Sean: Oh right, thank you!

Horace, nodding: That is stronger, you’re right

Ferris, yells:

Sean, translates: Oh for fuck's sake-

Horace: Yeah I got that one, Halt uses it...

Horace: Though he did say it was a 'nice to meet you'

Sean:

Horace: Oh god I insulted so many people here...

[tournament-of-x]

The Tournament of X

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[ghostat7am]

"I want you to need me, but please understand that you'll never know me."

[araluenrangerdanger]

King Sean O'Carrick of Hibernia got off his horse at the courtyard of Castle Araluen. He was clean-shaven, his formerly black hair almost fully grey now. His son and daughter, along with his grandchildren, got off theirs right after him.

The old King came up to Cassandra, her hair the same silver shade.

"Your Majesty," he nodded. "King Consort." Another nod to Horace, as per the protocol.

"Your Highness," he nodded to Maddie.

"Ranger Will."

Will, standing a little to the side with Gilan, returned the nod.

"Ranger Gilan," Sean said. On a few occasions throughout the years, he had the chance to meet both of Halt's apprentices, one of them the current Corps Commandant.

Horace, all introductions done, came up to them.

"This has quite a sense of a déjà-vu, doesn't it?" he remarked with a sad smile. Sean narrowed his eyes.

"It does, and I wasn't even there the first time," he replied, and Cassandra motioned for all of them to follow her into the castle.

Sean and his family were seated in the first row, unfamiliar faces all around them. Next to him, Rangers Will and Gilan sat next to each other, their faces hidden by the deep shadows of their hoods. Next to them, Madelyn and Horace were seated.

When everyone had taken their place, Cassandra stood up and walked to the front.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today, I would like to welcome you on a particularly sad event. Please, let us say final goodbyes to our loved uncle, mentor and friend, Ranger Halt."

[dierecneps]

Isn't that awkward that dr Altman used to be with two of Elliot Reid's exes?

And there's also Jack Hotchner in the same episode!

[hitsuzenhusbands]

∞

"i guess i should be thrilled / jacked off by such a jill / undone with charm and skill / but i'm such a vulgar piece of dreck / that all i wanna do / is wring your neck"

[cheesecake-crisis]

Rockapella has fun around NYC in a 1996 promotional music video for ‘Land of a Thousand Dances’.

[fuerrziah]

[brokehorrorfan]

1982: Greatest Geek Year Ever! will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on October 22 via MVD's Rewind Collection. Directed by Mark A. Altman, the four-part documentary miniseries premiered on The CW in 2023.

It explores the impact of 1982 cinema like E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, Blade Runner, The Thing, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Poltergeist, Creepshow, Night Shift, The Dark Crystal, 48 Hrs., First Blood, Tron, Conan the Barbarian, Cat People, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and The Road Warrior.

Interview subjects include Ron Howard, Paul Schrader, John Sayles, Amy Heckerling, Henry Winkler, William Shatner, Sean Young, Joanna Cassidy, Keith David, Cameron Crowe, Michael Deeley, Lisa Henson, Dean Devlin, Bruce Campbell, Dee Wallace, Felicia Day, Roger Corman, Barry Bostwick, Marc Singer, Bryan Fuller, Mick Garris, Leonard Maltin, and more.

Rachid Lotf designed the cover art. No special features are listed. Read on for the trailer.

1982: Greatest Geek Year Ever! takes viewers behind the scenes to a time when fandom was in its infancy, featuring eye-opening interviews with stars, directors, writers, producers and pop culture historians, plus rare behind-the-scenes footage and exclusive never-before-seen clips.

Pre-order 1982: Greatest Geek Year Ever.

[theebirblover]

Amen…

…Obey

Thanks Pinterest for the idea.

[name-s-are-not-important]

Halt:

Sean:

Halt:

Sean:

Halt: What the fuck did you do, Horace???

Horace:

Sean:

Horace: You're not gonna believe me that he just fell and hit himself, are you?

Halt:

Sean, looking at unconscious Ferris: I wouldn't

Halt: Yeah no shit

Horace:

Horace: He hit his toe on that door

Halt: FFS HORACE

[tournament-of-x]

Vote for Sean he's actually an X-Man as well as a DILF. Billy Kaplan isn't even x associated