#seattleite

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[human-sweater-vest]

okay so are we gonna talk about how fionna and cake's world is seattle? the library that simon and betty met at is a perfect dupe of suzzallo library on the university of washington seattle campus and the skyline of the city fionna is living in has the space needle in it. seattle lives rent free in simon's head.

this of course is then INCREDIBLY ICONIC that simon becomes ice king because the most common seattle social phenomenon is called "seattle freeze"

[darth-maya]

only Darby would show up to a match like this in the sluttiest mesh top I've ever seen

[minotaurfemme]

got adopted by two tgirl anarchists @ the show last night & we stuffed our faces with Dicks after :3

[kushblazer666]

i wish i had a monumental statue of lenin

[ninakaina]

really tired of the concept of the seattle freeze... me complaining about how no one around here likes gentrification

[txttletale]

the topic of polyamory will have people men in black style mind wiping themselves about an entire human history's worth of monogamous people having breakups and relationship drama so that they can own an imaginary seattleite pagan they've made up to get mad at

[kdyghk]

hatsune miku, seattleite. all rain no drip

[bedknees]

I can't believe we got full confirmation that Simon and Betty are Seattleites

plus, this is literally the library at the University of Washington:

[gatheringbones]

there was something about living in Seattle when that rape/murder in Interbay took place where the one lesbian dragged herself out into the street to die of her knife wounds that made me so fixated on the fact that the perpetrator just. saw them when they were out having dinner together, got angry, and decided to follow them home to punish them for it. I thought about it especially when I met my beloved seven years after the attack and we began to be demonstrably lesbian in public. Seattleites glared at us when we held hands no matter which neighborhood we were in, C got in the habit of trying to keep me from noticing how many people around us looked like they wanted to attack us just because I’d do something like kiss her on the cheek at the bus stop.

it made me very, very sensitive to the idea that there’s a level of control you can exert over lesbians and other queer creatures that will keep them safe from situations like that, that will change how they behave and how they come across to potential perpetrators and prevent those encounters from ever happening.

the thinking goes that if you shame and hound a lesbian into speaking and acting correctly, things like this won’t happen to her, and she won’t cause them to happen to others through her carelessness and lack of political awareness. we control whether or not someone sees us with our beloved at a neighborhood bar and decides to rape and murder us, and shaming, silencing, bullying are the tactics we use to keep us safe.

[bunny--manders]

My favorite part of all the Seattle Mikus is that each one is a completely different type of Seattleite, but to anyone outside Seattle the differences between Chelsea boot wearing bus commuter Miku, gorpcore hiker Miku, and sloppy tech bro Miku are completely invisible. We're out here perceiving shrimp stereotypes in the exact same Patagonia jacket.

[wilinorsa]

Me, a Seattleite talking with Minnesotans: So you guys have turkeys that wander through the neighborhoods?! And the college campuses?! But you don't like them? Are they mean??

Minnesotans: No they don't really attack you, I just don't like them because they're big/weird/freak me out

Me, who loves Canadian Geese even though they are objectively urban terrors: Bu....but.... You're telling me you have big funky dinosaurs hanging out, not bothering people who walk close to them...and you think this is a NEGATIVE?!?!

[grumfield]

moving back to to PNW…much like salmon native seattleites must always return to their stream no matter how far they go I guess

[scarlettgauthor]

See me! Buy stickers!

FYI FOR SEATTLEITES: I will be at the Sugarwall Gallery THIS FRIDAY selling and signing books at TEASE: a playful erotic art show.

I will also be selling some fresh sticker designs, as well as a few reprints of my old burlesque designs. This is my very first in-person author event, and I'm really excited about it!

Hope to see you there!

[tatortart]

Seattleite in despair over the lack of cute reusable bags at the local stores.