JUST SEBAEK STUFF
Sehun asking Baekhyun for help with his tie and then not being satisfied because Baekhyun sucks so he steals Baekhyun’s bowtie
Sehun desperately wanting a cat and he asks for one every single day and then he starts wearing socks with cats on them as a subliminal message, putting his feet in Baekhyun’s face 1000% of the time, and then he starts wearing cat sweaters, and when Baekhyun still doesn’t understand, Sehun wakes up extra early one morning to draw cats on all the windows of Baekhyun’s car
Baekhyun always asking for massages (And Sehun always promptly reminds him that Baekhyun can be sure Sehun really loves him because sehun would never ever touch anyone’s feet, unless it’s Baekhyun’s)
Baekhyun Snapchatting literally everything they do all the time because “One day our kids will want to know” but really he just likes watching his own story at work when he can’t wait to see sehun
Baekhyun always knowing how to cheer Sehun up when He’s mad because of his dumb boss
Morning sex and being late to work! (And they don’t even try to lie as to why they were late)
Baekhyun forcing Sehun to do that ‘Couples give each other surprise hair make over’ stuff
Tickling always works as a threat against sehun
Stupid faces as phone backgrounds
Baekhyun being embarrassing every time they go out and making the weirdest dances in the grocery store’s aisles
Whenever Baekhyun gets too loud, Sehun just walks up to him super calmly and kisses his lips to shut him up
Baekhyun taking a day off when Sehun’s sick (and calling Kyungsoo for advice 53783922993 times when trying to cooks soup because he sucks)
Baekhyun washing Sehun’s hair when he’s tired
Making funny faces in the mirror when they train together
Baekhyun Squeezing Sehun’s thighs under the table when he’s anxious (at family parties)
Wrestling each other for the best spot on the couch (but Baek always gives it to sehun)
Baekhyun having the worst timing when he calls Sehun but sehun still always answers him, no matter where he is (unless there’s no reception)
Sehun always stealing the blanket and when Baekhyun confronts him about him he’s all “then sleep closer to me~” and Baekhyun really wants to smack but also kiss Sehun
Baekhyun always sleeping in ridiculous positions
Baekhyun accidentally sending a nude of Sehun to Jongin
Baekhyun always crying at every single movie he watches and Sehun calling him lame for it
Training together always results in weird awkward boners
They tried yoga together once. It didn’t last long.
Sehun being wayyyyyyy too jealous and always asking Baekhyun who he is texting
Taking naps in those long chairs during the summer because sehun insists that it fits
Sehun and baek playing Outlast together and Sehun crying because he’s afraid even though he was the one making fun of Baek because he didn’t want to play at first
Angry sex/making out
@suavesehun
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Sebaek Scum Fic Fest [Second Edition]
We’re happy to announce that the writing period of the fic fest had ended, which means it is your turn now to participate in the fest! How? Well our lovely writers all have prepared one or two fics for you all to read, and if you want, to judge.
Down below in this post we have listed the fics that were submitted, we are still waiting for some writers to hand in their works. We will add them later to the post as well, but to make sure you are up to date, subscribe to the fic fest on AFF and/or AO3!
This fest was purely made for entertainment purposes but as we mentioned before, you can also judge these fics. You can vote for your favorite fic through THIS LINK (which will also be at the bottom of every fic). Voting can be done till August 10th, after that we will announce the winner and reveal the authors that worked with us on this fest.
If there are any question please don’t hesitate to message us on either AFF or here on tumblr. We hope you all enjoy all the fics below and once again a lot of thanks for the writers that participated!
- Sebaekscum
Strings of Fate [AFF] [AO3]
“I’ll search the universe
Until I can find you again
I won’t let go, even the smallest memories
Memories engraved in the seasons
They come back so I will find you
Because that’s love
Because it’s love”
Guns & Glitter [AFF] [AO3]
For a leader of a gang, it was certainly an unusual choice in appearance. Sehun wasn’t expecting him to be pretty at all, much less someone he wanted to fuck. His mind was already thinking about getting him in the backseat of his car.
Party Crashers and Camper Slashers [AFF] [AO3]
Oh Sehun was more than prepared to spend three weeks completely disconnected from his online presence and in the company of a number of his close friends. Just as the vacation’s kicking off, however, some friends of his friends show up, namely one Byun Baekhyun and Co.
He’s quickly drawn to Baekhyun for his loud personality and intriguing backstory connecting him with multiple people there at the camp, but it isn’t long before things go wrong. Extremely wrong. It started with a ghost story and evolved into something much, much, more real. And now? Sehun couldn't help but want to be anywhere but there.
Day Care [AFF] [AO3]
He was going to deal with Chanyeol and Jongdae’s screaming and howling and spamming on the groupchat later.
Kissing Strangers [AFF] [AO3]
The house is packed of sweaty, intoxicated bodies. The music is deafening and the air strongly smells of alcohol with a hint of vomit mixed with the vague, musky scent of sex coming from the open door of one of the bedrooms that a giggly couple just stumbled clumsy out from. Baekhyun should feel disgusted, should be trying to find someone sober to drive him back to his apartment, only he’s not.
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perfect's for the urgent (baby I want forever)
pairing: sebaek, side!chansoo
length: chaptered(ongoing)
rating: pg13
genre: fluff, romance, humor, fakedating!au,college!au
a/n: trying to write another chaptered fic so not sure how many more chapters there’ll be & haven’t written in a while so my writing’s a little rusty. also, unbetaed.
baekhyun's a self-proclaimed expert matchmaker on his way to change his best friend's life and he just so happens to need sehun's help along the way (even if it kills him).
AFF / AO3 / LJ or read under the cut below
Chapter 1
Baekhyun took pride in being the world’s best matchmaker, though his friends would call it meddling in people’s business.
He didn’t know, some of his classmates wouldn’t have relationships right now if it weren’t him.
He was just a natural born cupid, he thought.
Junmyeon and Kris had been crushing on each other since high school, both too afraid to say anything and now they were in a happy relationship and they owed it all to Baekhyun- he made sure they never forgot it.
Hyejeong didn’t even know Jongdae existed before Baekhyun arranged for them to ‘accidentally run into each other’ and now they were close to celebrating their two year anniversary.
If that isn’t good, he doesn’t know what is.
Not everyone was open to his services though, one of them being Kyungsoo.
The thing about Kyungsoo was that he was not one to fall for people often, so when he did, he fell hard.
Kyungsoo had only been in one serious relationship in the eleven years Baekhyun knew him and it didn’t end so well to say the least. Kyungsoo has refused to crush (or admit to having one) on anyone ever since.
He and Baekhyun had been best friends since elementary school and Baekhyun knew him like the back of his hand. That being said, he could tell when Kyungsoo was lying about 90 percent of the time.
“I do not like Chanyeol.”
Baekhyun didn’t know Kyungsoo even bothered, he could obviously tell the other was very much so in denial about his feelings.
He had seen the way they look each other in class and around campus whenever they would run into each other.
“Are you sure, Soo?”
The other didn’t take his eyes off the page of his book as he listened to his friend.
“You’ve been asking me this for past week and my answer hasn’t changed,” he deadpanned, “so yes, Baekhyun, I’m sure.”
Baekhyun narrowed his eyes as he leaned back against the wall. “You know I can tell when you’re lying right?”
“No idea what you’re talking about,” Kyungsoo muttered under his breath.
The other sighed, “You know it’ll all be easier if you’d just stop denying it and let me help you.”
Kyungsoo immediately shut his book close, shooting his best friend a glare. “If you even try to pull that crap you did to Junmyeon and Jongdae, I’ll stab you in you sleep.”
Baekhyun groaned and fell back onto his bed after Kyungsoo left their dorm, probably to go vent to Jongdae about him.
♡
Baekhyun hated his english class. Three hours of reading and writing and his boring professor? No thanks. But the absolute worst part of that class was definitely Oh Sehun.
They had known each other since high school, Baekhyun had hated Sehun since high school. He didn’t have a specific reason; Sehun wasn’t an asshole ex that cheated on him or broke his heart.
He was just an asshole.
Sehun was one of the best players on the basketball team and he sure as hell was not afraid to let anyone know. He was disgustingly flirty and full of himself; Baekhyun had never someone so arrogant and obnoxious before in his life.
He met him during practice one day when he was stopping by to give Kris his phone after he left it behind in class.
“Hey uh- do you know where Kris is?”
Sehun looked up at the cute boy in front of him before smirking and shifting his attention back to putting on his sneakers.
“Maybe.”
Baekhyun waited for the taller to continue and impatiently tapped his foot against the wooden floors when he didn’t.
“So can you tell me where he is?”
“That depends.”
Baekhyun scoffed, “On what?”
The other abruptly stood up, a little too close to Baekhyun’s liking. He had to take a step back, Sehun’s height surprising him a bit.
“On whether or not you’ll give me your number.”
Baekhyun rolled his eyes, fighting back the urge to kick the other in the balls. “Wow...I can’t believe you actually go around saying things like that,” he sneered, “And aren’t you that guy Joohyun’s dating?”
Sehun shrugged, “We aren’t exclusive.”
Just before Baekhyun was about to tell Sehun he’d rather get punched in the face before dating someone like him, he heard someone call out his name.
“Hey Baek, Kyungsoo said you have my phone?
“Yeah, here,” the shorter angrily mumbled.
“Thanks and oh this is Sehun, coach says he got a lot of talent. Sehun this is Baek, we go way back.”
“We’ve met.” A small smirk pulled at the corner of Sehun’s lips as he winked at the shorter.
Baekhyun rolled his eyes, muttering a ‘whatever’ under his breath before leaving the gym.
♡
“Sehun, we need to talk.”
The taller let himself get pulled away from his friends by the other. He leaned onto the wall, a smirk forming on his face as he looked Baekhyun.
“I knew you’d eventually come running to me.”
The shorter scoffed, slapping Sehun upside the head with his notebook and checked their surroundings to make sure his best friend wasn’t anywhere around. “As if. Look, I know Chanyeol likes Kyungsoo.”
Sehun’s brows furrowed, leaning in closer to hear the other’s whispering better. “So? Everyone knows.”
“Yeah everyone except Kyungsoo and I know that Kyungsoo likes Chanyeol too.”
“Wait he told you that?”
Baekhyun bit his lip, scratching the back of his head as he looked up at the taller. “I mean, not exactly.”
“What do you mean not exactly.” Sehun raised a brow at him. “Did he hint at it somehow?” Sehun didn’t know why he asked, he knew that Kyungsoo probably did no such thing and that Baekhyun was probably exaggerating, as per usual.
The shorter brushed him off with a swift wave of his hand, shaking his head. “That’s besides the point, the point is that I wanna set them up and as much as I would hate to say it,” he sighed, “I need your help.”
“Oh god, you’re doing that match-making thing you always do.” Sehun crossed his arms and scoffed. “I thought Junmyeon-hyung told you to stop doing that?”
Baekhyun rolled his eyes, wondered why everyone doubted his skills when he was clearly an experiment in the relationship/love department (even if he was single and hadn’t dated anyone since middle school, but that’s besides the point).
“Oh please, he never would’ve talked to Kris if it weren’t for me getting them together.”
The taller still looked reluctant and as much as Baekhyun wanted to tell him to shove it and leave, he already had concocted the perfect plan and that plan involved Sehun.
“Look are you gonna help me or not? Don’t you want your best friend to be happy?”
A frustrated sigh left Sehun’s lips as he combed his fingers through his hair. “Why do want them together so bad? What’s in it for you?”
“Nothing!” he hissed, “Unlike you, I’m just a good person and I want to see my best friend happy. He may have everyone else fooled, but I know he likes Chanyeol.”
“Ugh fine, but if we get caught the blame’s all on you. Now what’s your plan?”
♡
December had always been Baekhyun’s favorite time of year.
He loved the cold weather and the snow, though the downside is that the coffee shop he frequented was always packed this time of year which meant less room for him.
It was a Friday night when he found himself struggling to find a table because his usual seat had been taken by some couple practically eating each other’s faces.
He looked around, searching for an empty table when the owner waved at him and pointed out that there was an empty one in the corner.
Baekhyun gave her a wide smile and mouthed ‘thank you’ before dragging his heavy backpack to the seat.
Why did he waited ‘til the last minute to do his psychology reading, he didn’t know, but he hated himself for it.
He reached inside his bag to pull out his heavy psych textbook and reluctantly opened it up to begin reading.
It was all going fine until he suddenly heard a familiar- and subtly angry- voice speak to him.
“What are you up to, you idiot?”
Baekhyun slowly lowered his book, giving his best puppy dog eyes and batting his lashes.
“What are you talking about, Soo?”
His best friend narrowed his eyes at him.
“Don’t give me that ‘I’m innocent’ crap, you’ve been acting suspicious lately. Always trying to hide your phone from me whenever you get a text, since when did we ever hide anything from each other?”
Baekhyun cursed Kyungsoo for knowing him so well; this is what knowing someone for eleven years will get you, he thought.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
He quickly got up from the table to avoid further investigation and casually strolled over to the barista to order his usual. He saw Kyungsoo walking toward him from his peripheral and tried to think of lie to tell him so that his master plan wouldn’t be over before it even started.
“Junmyeon told me he saw you with Sehun the other day.” The other’s voice trailed off, eyes focused on Baekhyun as if waiting for him to crack. “Since when are you ever willing to talk to Sehun, you can’t stand him.”
The tapping of Kyungsoo’s fingers on the counter almost drove Baekhyun insane as he wracked his brain for a believable story.
“Says who?” he retorted, trying to buy himself time.
“Says you!” Kyungsoo exclaimed. “You literally complain about him all time about how he’s an obnoxious and cocky playboy, don’t you even try to deny it. Baek I swear if you’re trying to hook me up with Chanyeol I’ll fucking kill you.”
“Well things change and pft not everything’s about you, Soo,” Baekhyun scoffed and quickly grabbed his drink from the barista so that he could get back to their table.
Kyungsoo followed after him, raising his eyebrows in suspicion at the other’s claim. “What do you mean things change? So what, you like Sehun now?”
“Yes, yes I do.” He practically had to force himself to say that. The thought of him ever liking Sehun made him him to puke. “We’ve been going out for a couple weeks now, thank you very much!”
“You’re such a fucking liar. You’ve told me yourself that you would rather die than go out with him. We both know he’s a dick and that he flirts with anything that breathes and even if it were true, why would you be hiding it from me for so long?”
“I told you, things change! And I didn’t want to tell you until things got serious because I knew you’d never approve.”
Kyungsoo stared at him, obviously trying to catch any signs that he was lying. Baekhyun tried his best to stay calm and keep a straight face.
“So you’re being serious, you and Sehun are actually dating.”
It sounded more like statement than a question.
“Yes, he’s changed. I think he really likes me and I really like him!”
Kyungsoo didn’t look too convinced yet, but he chose to let it go, at least for the time being.
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