#second off. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cherry-bomb-ships]

So I decided to check out the 2016 Powerpuff Girls reboot for some ungodly reason (jk the reason is I am deadly curious) and yeah. Yeah its really badly written and the art style irks me incredibly so and the girls hardly ever actually fight crime and its so awkward and strange and badly written.........

But mannnn. There are some pretty fuckin good Mojo moments in the episodes I watched

[upslapmeal]

The Legend of Ruby Sunday

Can't wait to find out that Ruby's mum is the Rani

they're really going with the flying tardis this series aren’t they

UNIT theme!

‘how’s your uncle’ awww

what a weird way to ask about your other self Doc 

though tbh maybe actually less weird than directly asking how your other parallel split past self is

Lenny Rush is so great!

though quick question Kate do you employ two children

....does UNIT have HR

good thing Fifteen could grab some episode footage for those Susan Twist images. given that Doctor Who Is A TV Show etc etc

S TRIAD……TARDIS?

lol 5 seconds later…there I was thinking I was being clever

‘obviously’ ‘even I got that’ OK NO NEED TO RUB IT IN

SUSAN IS THE NAME OF MY GRANDDAUGHTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS IT HAPPENING???????? ok I know it won't they wouldn't have brought it up so early BUT!!!!!!

TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSION IN SPACE BAYBEEE

‘SUSAN SUSAN SUSAN’ yeah me too

Mel!

‘It was 2004’ I feel ancient Rose Tyler is out there somewhere and in a few days will be told she'll have a great year!

Ruby and Rose instant besties <3

ah Mrs Flood our third mystery woman

‘still hoping for that growth spurt’ RIP Ruby lmao

Cherry Sunday and her cup of tea, starcrossed lovers

‘he waits no more’ yikes that was a quick turnabout

what happened to Shirley Anne Bingham?

I’d want to make a copy of that vhs if I were Ruby before it potentially (...inevitably) gets destroyed by a time window

nobody seeing her face is giving 73 yards vibes

.....Ruby is her own mother? [I'm My Own Grandpa starts playing faintly in the background]

the colonel going behind the tardis out of view…..yeah he’s not coming back

turn off the time window!!!

oh that was a Look from Kate

potentially rethinking what she said about the Doctor bringing joy

‘stop grizzling and fix it’ love u Mel

‘Doctor who?’ wahey

'do you ever dream of being an ambulance' line of all time lmao

has susan been chameleon arched???

oh the tardis is NOT sounding happy

that's the same sound from after Maestro took control of it right?

Sutekh! oh they’ve been in classic who haven’t they

pyramids of mars?? four? def one I’ve not seen yet annoyingly

(hehe as of posting I now have!)

oh susan your face 💀

'did you think I was family?' :(((( oh that hurts

And now there's just one left!! V much looking forward to seeing this again in the cinema in *checks watch* just under 2 hours!! It was never going to be Susan was it. but. BUT. I live in hope. One day we will come back!

I do kinda wish there had been a bit more Ruby Sunday in the ep but other than that great fun, very enjoyable setup, big evil dog, bring it home RTD babeey

Also interested to see how Tales of the TARDIS plays into the next ep - are they going to go into it with Ruby suddenly just knowing all about Sutekh??

[midge-horny-posting]

holy shit i just have to spill the beans somewhere but holy Fuck being on E is such a fucking experience.

like first u get hit with your soft skin n the nipples that hurt when u feel the slightest spring breeze whatever right (not whatever i love it sm)(hate how i get paralyzed for like 5 seconds if i hit my tit on a door tho) but NOBODY prepared me for how easily my gay ass melts and collapses in on myself while i jerk off its so fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

i havent felt this like,,, melty in my life before and its so like,,,, euphoricc???? (not even sure if thats the right word) but to just start tearing up like midway through is so fucking like,,,, i dont even know it just feels so good but also like bittersweet even though there no like negative/bitter aspect to it (????????)

point of this post is to just say what the fuck i never knew this was gonna happen i thought i was already experiencing emotion before and also shoutout my faggot gf for melting me into a puddle without fail and being a kinky little shit <3

[kanene-yaaay]

Hiiiii! It's juno anon again (once again disgustingly busy, so I didn't have time to interact on tumblr >:| )

I have two things to say! First of all I am Eating all those little headcannons you posted, I am eating them. I am. Eating them I love them so much they're so adorable,,,

Second of all I'm currently feeling absolutely off the walls insane about the idea of Lan Wangji's smile and I neededdd to share my insanity with someone before I explode. I've been reading an absolutely inordinate amount of mdzs fics for someone who has so many things they should be doing But- what really matters is that in all those fics his smile is always described to be a small little thing, sometimes fond or amused, most of the time fleeting or even hidden. And I get it, I do, it's in character but like........

The idea of Lan Wangji, second jade of Lan, always composed and proper just... smiling so helplessly big because of his husband's clever fingers. Eyes all scrunched up from the mirth and the force of his smile, face so open and so brilliant, the blush from his ears long having traveled to his cheeks and the bridge of his nose. Looking like he shouldn't be able to smile any harder but then Wei Ying makes one of his horribly, deliberately stupid comments and Lan Wangji really can't hold on any longer and he throws his head back and scrunches up his nose and his smile is just so bright and so happy and so exasperated (/horribly affectionate) in the face of his husband's attention.

I need him to shake his head and to grip at Wei Ying's robes because he keeps asking Lan Wangji to look at him, and to poke him when he doesn't, but he can't because he's just smiling too big to even try and he looks so radiantly joyful that Wei Ying physically feels the beats his heart is skipping in his chest.

Tldr; Lan Wangji smiling so wide that his eyes are all scrunched shut, and he's blushing and happy and brilliant + Rip Wei Ying, he had a good (second) run

I'm crying I just need them to be happy and soft 🅱️lease

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUMPING OVER THE WALLS, BITING MY PILLOW, RUNNING IN CIRCLES FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

First os all: I absolutely looooveeeeee Wei Wuxian just Being A Menace with his husband and making incredibly exasperated and amused with his mischiviousness and this is aaaaaa!!!

Can you imagine!! The first tiem Wei Wuxian discovered that Lan Zhan was ticklish and both of their wide eyes as they froze in surprise before in a mess of robes and steps Wei Wuxian began chaisng with aroun, crackling and giggling and promising that he would love to see all the funny sounds his dear husband could make, just like Lan Zhan loved to do with him

The way that the first time he actually manages to tickle him, to make his mind go crazy with laughter and soul flooded with mirth, laughter and smiles ringing free and loud and unashamed because Lan Zhan hardly held back when it came to him and wxx almost freezes with how beautiful, how grandious and hadsome his husband can be even when tickled to pieces.

Thinking about Wei Wuxian gasping exaggeratadly at it and playfully scold Lan Zhan for refusing to tell him such a precious secret before, he freeing one of his hand (or lips) to cover lightly his gigantic smile and whisper about how this is such a dangerous weapon, how the entire world would befall if they saw him being so stunning like this, that he is not allowed to show anyone else this gorgeous smile, and that he could just spend his entire life listening to the melodious tune of his laughter, that no music cultivation could ever dream to be as powerful as it.

Lan Zhan absoluetely dies inside with his every word, of course, but he also continue to make a mental list of all the ways wwx is getting him so he can have some fair, expected payback <3 for now, however, he will simply lay back and squirm under his husbands lovely, warm and unbearable teasing hands

[chaoslynx]

Hi chaos what are some of your favourite Eiji moments (from the anime or the manga, Eiji is awesome either way)?

EIJI MY BELOVED OMG

In approximately chronological order, just a very few top picks:

One of my top Eiji moments is in episode 5 when he fucking steals a cop car for the boy he met like a month ago??? And most of that time was spent with said boy being in prison. But Eiji, ride or die boyfriend that he is, is like "yeah he's worth a felony or three" right off the bat.

Episode 11, the way Eiji reacts to Ash telling him his backstory in his own words. I feel like this is a really important moment for both of them because up until now, Eiji knew a lot about Ash, but Ash hadn't chosen to tell it to Eiji. So here, this moment when Ash can tell Eiji in his own words and gauge his reaction is so so vital to the course of their relationship. And Eiji just ... "You're hurt. Really hurt. I can tell." Also in the manga version of that scene, after Ash's, "It doesn't have to be forever. Even if it's just for now," Eiji responds, "Forever."

Honestly episode 11 has so much of Eiji's caring moments, but we also get amazing shit like the classic AshEiji banter and them flipping each other off (in the manga equivalent). Iconic.

The "eat your own weiner -- or is it too small?" scene (manga exclusive, unfortunately) and uhhhh all of his other snarky comments. We love a boy who can banter.

Episode 20 has some more of my favorite Eiji moments:

"Don't apologize. That's for me to do. Let's go, boss."

THE SOUP SCENE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

The fact that Eiji brought THREE gangs together (Ash's, Cain's, and Sing's) in order to save Ash form Golzine??? Like. Eiji literally led three gangs at once for a while and united them under one cause. Holy SHIT y'all.

Anyone IRL who complains about Eiji missing Golzine in episode 20 has probably never shot a gun, much less at a real person, and much much less with someone they love being that close to the target. I can understand Sing complaining about it, since he grew up around guns and admires Eiji, but in general, I think Eiji did pretty well, all things considered???

When Ash says "I'll lead them away" and Eiji thinks about it for about a quarter of a second before fucking shouldering Ash out of the way and telling Cain to take care of him so that Eiji can lead Golzine's men away instead. Ash's panic in this scene gets to me so badly -- I can only imagine what Eiji would be feeling in that moment. Bones asks "Where are you going?" and Eiji responds "I don't know!" like his only fucking thought is how he can use what abilities he has to save Ash. Holy shit.

I'm crying I love Eiji so much y'all. Oh my god. There are so many more good Eiji moments so feel free to reblog with your favorites too -- these were just a few off the top of my head. Sorry if I got episode numbers or quotes wrong, these are all just from memory lol

[needyoulikeaheartbeet]

the tortured poets department: the anthology - first listen

THIS IS SO EXCITING So I have been exhausted 25/8 because of work and my body constantly aching from long covid (i love ma life) so I only got to listen the next day I tried to stay up until midnight but I literally only made it to ~11:45 lmao

My eyes popped out of my head when I woke up to a double album drop - 31 SONGS TO LISTEN TO IN ONE GO I WAS SO HYPE I also laughed bc ofc taylor did a surprise release and now we have 31 new gems to treasure HERE ARE MY FIRST THOUGHTS !!

1. Fortnight SOFT SYNTH OH HER VOICE?????  OH I LIKE THIS  Y DID THAT REMIND ME OF FLORENCE OL ENDLESS FEBRUARY… I LOVE YOU ITS RUINING MY LIFE  I really like post malone  HELL YA  FLORIDA She said america its like she said my name

2. The Tortured Poets Department Ok drum O no fuckin body alright gf SPARKLY Charlie poot  You awaken with dread, pounding nails in your head  I laughed in your face and said - i like how she sings that!!! Wow her lows and highs in this song are wild! Bridge is best rn in this song !! oh wow jack lucy wowee  Omg the ring?????????????  Hello jack

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys Oh okay her VOICE Miss voice The deep parts helloooooooooooo  This wasnt the sound i thought we’d get for this song at all but this is cool (i was expecting like a sultry old timey jazzy "my boy" song in the same like arena of the start of christmas tree farm old timey version lmao) Litany This is gonna get stuck in my head often i can already see it i can already tell  Danger in the heat of my touch  Once i fix me hes gonna miss me???? Wow thats so real  Told me im BETTER OFF  Imma shake my fist

4. Down Bad THIS SOUND HELLO? Ok but her oice?????  YAAAA What is this noise bro  Oo cosmic love But the way she sings the verses???  Ofc hi jack  Its gonna grow on me ik aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA bubble sound There are so many f words  I might just die it would make no difference real  Ok but these worbly sounds are nice  THAT SOUND AT THE END GIVES lana vibes

5. So Long London Hello choir  Oh so SO long LONG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lmao Oh  Ok i kinda love htis  Ok i love her VOICE HELLO?  OO Omg Omg Omg THE SPINE BRAIN MAKE LAUGH LINES WOEOWOEWOEOWE (why did i write brain? HAHA) OH THE TRAGEDY STUF that is so good  Whoa holy shit the lyrics  ALL THAT YOUTH FOR FREE???? N HER VOICE? WOW  2 graves 1 gun  OH LAYERING IS THAT PIANO OR SYNTH IDK ITS SO GOOD My mouth has been open Her voice im screaming i love it and the FASTNESS SO GOOD  THAT GUITAR  Bro????????????????????????? I want to put this on repeat

6. But Daddy I Love Him I want to prance on my tip toes and throw leaves one by one  Reminds me of a 2000s movie Omg jack and aaron on this one  Im vibin Ok bitchin Omg thats a WILD part lmfaooo HELLO?  Thats kind of crazy lmaoooo like i get it but wowee  Its giving ours vibes  Im having his BABY? yeah you should see my face LMAO What is happening in this song lmao IM NOT CATCHING ALL THE LYRICS YET ITS TOO SOON AND NOW I FEEL LIKE THAT MR KRABS MEME   i like when she sings it was chaos etc

7. Fresh Out The Slammer OH HELL YEAH ELL  YEAH I AM ALREADY INTO IT Interesting drum  Wow her range in this song too that was so low  Is that a violino PRETTY MELODY O it slowed down  Ok i like the ending bit

8. Florida!!! her vocals MUAH LIL REVERBY GUITAR the drums threw me off ok florence vocals! so flowy bodies body in my mind they sink into the swaMP???? ok the home and town part is nice at the end here oo

9. Guilty As Sin? Ok beat AM I ALLOWED TO CRY !!!!! Ok chorus is NICE  Ok so far this is my second fave!!!!!!  Ok i really like this  WHAT IF HES WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIND Without ever touching his skin HOW CAN I BE GUILTY AS SIN BEECH Theyre gonna crucify me anyway HOLD ME OO Wow religious hello  Nice bridge Oh I choose you and me religiously eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oh wow interesting way to jump back into the chorus that is different I LIKE IT Ok IM INTO THIS

10. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? This is reminding me of 2013 idk why  OHHHHHHH YOUDONT GE TTO TELL ME ABOUT SAD YES BEECH OH WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YES  OK YES  The guitar and the intonation and her VOICE YES SCREAMIN HELL YAAA Omg i love this  Ok another top song  Omg i love this  Ok this is #2 … or #1… !! Everything about this !!!!!!!!  WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe SELF WRITTEN YAS Oh the but what ifs so real lmaoo  Omg yes Asylum where they raised me?? Bb :(  drunk on my own tears???  Lol put narcotics into all my songs ha ha Circus life made me mean Lured hurt taught caged ??? calle dcrazy? Aw :( i am what i am cause you traine dme??? Oh

11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) Ok i liked that first sound Good guitar Shes delulu ? Texas part was lana like Wow face… that was really low   Domme vibes ????? good boy? Come closer? Ill show you heaven if youll be an angel all night? Okkkkkkkk maam ! Oh i liked i told you hes my man hec ya Lmao whoa maybe i cant thats funny

12. loml Pinnano Ok this is going to be nice  Omg i thought i was better safe than starry eyed ok!!!!! This sounds sweet  I like  Topper  Aw the way she said you said im the love of your life about a million times  Blew in with the winds of fate omg  Omg the fakes line  CONMAN WOW Omg never before and ever since HER VOICE STHUSHGRJ THIS IS A STORY WOWOEWOE OWEER I love this Omg the vocals in th eback  Mr steal your girl then make her cry wow  UNRECALL SONG!! Omfg cant get out of bed bc something counterfeit is dead OKKKKKKK This is a top song Valiant roar  Bland goodbye Woweweowoeoweooweotwetirfv Nfkjnksjnsn Braids of lies !!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so good stfu :(  OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOURE THE LOSS OF MY LIFE SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMEONE GUESSED IT WOULD GO FROM LOVE OF MY LIFE TO LOSS OF MY LIFE SHU T UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Im crying btw holy shit that was so good.

13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart Oh zippy  HEY EY EY Lol  Aw while on tour Mirroball? Hello lol  He said he’d love me all his life  Omg thats so fuNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHUT UP LMAO Barbie !! It's giving Barbie!! LOL Im laughing so much this is great  Im so depressed, i cry a lot  Amaizing. So real. What a professional  LMAO i cannot  IM SO DEPRESSED I AC TLIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY <3  I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE ITS AN ART Ok i love this so much lmaoooo  Cause im miserable! And nobody even knows!!! What a professional queen  LMAO TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB? I love her stfu  I wanna listen to it again please omg

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Ofc jw lmao help me  who the fuck was that guy  Oh the beat is building  Omg ? Who tf ghosts taylor swift ? im gonna fight Rusting my sparkling summer wow  Oh my god this is savage i dont miss what we had but could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived KNGKJFNG Deep voice Oh bridge vocals YAAAAAA STRINGS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You deserve PRISON?? GIRLL Slip through the bars that was nice  CRASHED MY PARTY NICE  PERFORMING nice i love how shes singing these parts !!!!!!!!!! Ok i like how that tied up and ended neat

15. The Alchemy Ok i like this alreadyyyyyyyy It's reminding me of Glitch??? idk why Love white wine  Ok yaaa ! Smooth  Low vocals allooo  But even the instrumentals i love  Top ranking  song  Oh winning streak sound in the back i love

16. Clara Bow Ok i like the heaviness of the guitar yes Think i might die! Aw lights of manhattan  Promise to be dazzling Stringy sound!!  Stevie nicks!  Knew this was aaron  Suits in LA - i love when she does this in songs man idk she does it so well :)  Im dancing  Beauty is a beast etc nice  Girlish glow flickers just so omfg nice  Its hell!! On earth!! oMG THIS PART IS SO NICE STFU You look like taylor swift?? Omg  The futures bright dazzling DUDE SHE DOES THIS SO WELL SHUT UP I LOVE SONG WRITER TAYLOR SWIFT. this is so soft Reminds me of The Lucky One

17. The Black Dog This sounds sad already Oh  Oh that is sad Oh its a bar You forgot to turn it off  :c  Best laid plans!!!!!!!!!!  Oh in the shower  Rain soaked body was shaking omg ............................. IS THIS MY SHOW. ok erica not everything is abt u BREATHING CLEAN AIR SMOKE OGMKGJF Aw :( set fire to all my clothes  hello jack Omg our/my dreaming

18. imgonnagetyouback WE WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN NONO Thats the vibe Ok nvm

Oh Thats nice This will grow on me fr sure NICE BRIDGEEE LOL even if handcuffed Oooo play the game part Im poison either way skfjdn Ok going back into chorus was v nice end chorus is so nice w back vocals

19. The Albatross AARON VIBES  I like how her voice sounds it is TO MY TASTEEEE Ok this is a top so far i think  It is giving folklore  Oooo vocal range  I'm dancing And i tried to warn you about them that is very taylor sounding 

20. Chloe Or Sam Or Sophia Or Marcus Why cant my name be chosen Oh i like the piano hello??????  My bones out?  Oh the guitar? Bro this is SO pretty Oh this is so good wowowowow Its building up ?? i love this This tops the albatross  Depths of your sigh??  Her breathin?? Float in your orbit Her voice !!! stop it! I love this SAY YOU LOVED ME AAAAAAAA Oh vocals i love Will i always wonder TOP SONG HOLY SHIT i am hurt

21. How Did It End? Ok hi vocal i love u  SO MUCH? Wow Omg the QR CODES Flower! I love the piano and her voice wow  Oh i love that so much the VOCAL TUNE Learned the right steps to different dances!!! Top song i think idk omg  I would do so bad singing to this by myself between verse and chorus oof lol Oh guitar heading into bridge i loooooooooooooove this stuff Yes aaron My beloved ghost and me thats cute I cant pretend like i understand either

22. So High School GUITAR BEBIIIIIIIII very good DRUMS This is p different!! LOW Cute this is giving like 2000s romcom vibe  Lol thats cute marry kiss or kill me INTERVIEW - OMG BETTING ONALL THREE?  Awwww car door This is so cute Ok this part is cute and catchy you knew what you wanted and boy you got her !!  She is so in luv very cute  Ok im dancin this is really cute I feel so high school every time i look at u !! TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES thats so catchy i love it  I can dance around to this for sureeEEEEEEEEEEEEe ok i love

23. I Hate It Here I hear u countin This is so aaron I like the concept of secret gardens I also hate it here  1830s good clarification omg shes so right This is good??? LUNAR VALLEYS !!!! Only the gentle survived Wow this is so REAL I dreamed about it in the dark the night i felt like i might die? Omg. is she me?  This is very real i am hurting Ill save all my romanticism??? HELLO? Made me feel worthless? CURRENT FLIES THROUGH ME? LOVE  Wow i love this song? This is a top im not kidding  An anthem  YOU ARE A POET TRAPPED INSIDE THE BODY OF A FINANCE GUY LMAO?  Sorry Finance guy 

Thats so funny I loved this song Im kinda crying now though i feel seen  Tbt the story i tried to write in high school called the art of disappearing

24. thanK you aIMee I like her voice  Down the stairs? I cri lmao  I cant forget the way you made me heal!!  Laughing at each baby step i take? Same searing pain!!!  Aw. prayed that one day i could say !!!  You know what i am totally with this fuck you aimee hell yeah  KGNKFSJGFSNGFSKG ANDREA LMFAO PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WISHED YOU WERE DEAD??? ANDREA!!!! LOL  OMG I BUILT A LEGACY THAT YOU CANT UNDO. GOOSEBUMPS.  Wow  Bro this is good?  Aw bea tmy spirit black and blue  Im laughing so much about andrea PLEASE Aw i pushed each boulder up that hill  This sounds country This warm my heart idk ilu taylor what a complex feeling to capture

25. I Look In People's Windows Same Dancing to this guitar  I spied the catch in your breath ooo  Chorus is fun  Omg what if your eyes looked up and met mine OOOOO LOVE VOCALS If someone looked at me while i was looking into their house id scream This is a nice song  Does it feel alright to not know me  OMG Im addicted to the if onlys  This is so good LOL like im some deranged weirdo  The downtown part man wow

26. The Prophecy I heard the countin  Oooo i like where this guitar is taking us  Ok so far im enjoying this  Caught lightning in a bottle  Oh!!! Cursed like eve ot bitten!!  Change the prophecy wow  Aw Just wants someone who wants my company :(  Ok dude this is so good??????  This is literally so good?  DRUMS HELLO IM HYPE  Very last drops of an ink pen  This is so good????? BUT EVEN STATUES CRUMBLE IF THEYRE MADE TO WAIT Greige Aw So someone will tell me itll be okay Is that string instrument?? This song is the version of the hello god its me when will it be my turn meme Omg vocals wow that was magical  REminds me of seven

27. Cassandra Placing daydreams  PIANOOOOOOOOOO Omg in ym tower weaving nightmares? They say what doesnt kill you makes you aware what happens if it becomes who you are  Payroll line is like the vibe i thought my boy etc wouldve sounded  Omg no one heard NICE SNAKES omg i understand  Do you believe me now omg  A mourning warning no one heard wow  Omg she sang so low how does she do that

28. Peter Oh i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this piano  I wanna learn it  This is self written  Omg peter pan???  Promises ocean deep but never to keep Is the sound muffled I LOVE THAT OLD TIEMY 25???  Oh shelf life omg  Lost to the lost boys chapter of your life !! Oooo the way she sang the light speak now vibe  I really love the piano  the repetition is an interesting choice i need my brain to process it and figure out what it mean

29. The Bolter I like the soun I like story :)  Cute melody  Oh WHORE ok!! caught me off guard ngl  lmaoo  As she was leaving it felt like breathing !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making him care oh All roses portrait poses omg  LOL what a charming saturday!  Oooooooooo littlest leaks  races/aces sound nice  Escape in escaping nice  Hands around each others shoulders and swaying to the beat and singing lmao  Then i would jump abt all her lives lol  Sounds nice 

30. Robin Pinnano Her voice sounds so clean and smooth  Omg thats the aaron beat  Wow deep voice Her range  Aaron guitar sounds or is tha tbass  Looooooooooooooooooooooong may you roar  In sweetness  tiger…WOODS?  Tbh idk whats happening in terms of lyrics i am not processing them right now but her voice is pretty  This is about a child? And childhood before you are CORRUPTED ? owwie :( wholesome :(

31. The Manuscript PINNANO Good voice i like I love the story tellin  Is this the first time she said sex  I eat kids cereal  Oh :( owwie Aaron sounds  Good vocal omg One last souvenir  Oh but the story isnt mine anymore wow!!!  What a journey! 

this album is incredible

[munashikouta]

wHo the fudge said "I'll love you and wait for you forever and ever" in my dream

all this marriage talk is gETTing inTo my HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the problem is that the second act of the dream was me and my friends setting up bombs

the third act was them going off together and leaving me to do housework and the fourth was some bnha mess-

[ceabu]

im watching cardcaptor sakura

[smoochesforghost]

.

[unreadpoppy]

SOMEBODY HOLD ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

First, I thought we weren’t going to see saint germain again, but I guess I was wrong

Second, carmilla seems... a bit... pissed off... if you ask me

Third, what the heck are dracula and Lisa doing there

Fourth, I love Trevor so much. And Sypha too, ah they’re perfect. Also, can’t wait to see what they’re gonna do with Isaac

Fifth, god I hope they give Hector a fucking break. Don’t like how Lenore looks there but that’s mostly because I don’t like Lenore

And lastly

MY BOY ALUCARD AAAAAAAAAAAAA HE’S DRESSED LIKE SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT I CANT

anyways Netflix don’t ducking disappoint me cause I’m still pissed about season 3

[puppy-coded]

🧸 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒆: simp for fictional characters in my inbox! it's a simp fest so what's a simp fest without simping?

(I'm not sure if I sent one in already, I think I did but why not just spam you 🤪)

I'm prefacing this with, hear me out. Maya Hawke. So first of all, her voice? LIKE MA'AM, YOUR VOICE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THAT BEAUTIFUL. Second of all, her hair. Like I love the color and the length. And her style? Beautiful. Personality? Amazing. And don't even get me started with her music? She just released a new song called "Sweet Tooth" and I love it. The music video is beautiful–

Also, in case I haven't said enough, here are some pics from her recent concert:

I love the sweatshirt too

Sorry I haven't been active as much, I've been really busy but I'm going to try to catch up with everyone on Saturday! In the meantime, I'll just be popping on and off :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am the biggest Maya Hawke simp!! I am so in love with her(and sadie sink and natalia dyer and joe keery and joseph quinn and sadie sink)

Like, ma'am! I love her!!

[bakersstreetirregulars]

Meet Strawberry Crepe Cookie!

🌰 Sweet Strawberry Crepe Cookie was mixed together with sweet strawberry cream, a crispy waffle shell, and fresh, cute strawberries to top off this package deal. He’s so cute, you just wanna eat him all up!

🍓 Oh, but if you try to eat ME up, I calculate that you will regret that decision in mere seconds. After all, growing up with nothing but a Wafflebot and playing with iron tools since childhood isn’t one hundred percent fun and games... at least not for you...! There are lots of things here~! Ooh, that one! I wanna try disassembling it!

🔎 Strawberry Crepe Cookie will be coming to a kingdom near you somewhere in the fourth week of April. A promotional video is live for viewing at any time: https://youtu.be/StJ6X-4-Ftc Not in here, Crepe, not in here, NOT IN HERE- aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!

💎 He has quite the talent for mechanics indeed.

🔎 Explain how he makes those giant hands appear then. No answer? Thought so. Based on the video footage, one can safely deduce that he will be either a charger or defender since he was shown at the front of the formation. One can safely assume that his ability will involve those giant Strawberry Crepe Hands based on the way he wields them in combat. Whether that’s a shockwave or a kind of repulse blast is unknown from this video alone, but watch as it ripples through all of those Cake Monsters! A follow-up post will address his roles in combat and explain his full backstory for everyone.

Edited Editor’s Note: The description in the video mentioned the him pronoun in reference to Strawberry Crepe Cookie before it was edited to a more gender-neutral option, so it may be up to debate on what Strawberry Crepe’s final pronouns are. We will refer to Crepe as he/they/it with emphasis on these pronouns with he (such as Bell Pepper), they (such as Roguefort), and it (such as Ion Cookie Robot) until further closure on pronouns is found in future updates, backstories, lore, etc. Once final pronouns have been discovered, we will post about them in those pronouns exclusively. Thank you for your understanding.

[reynahermione]

HI... I love your Apollo x reader so bad I'm crying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Can you make another Apollo X Reader where reader is like going on a quest w Percy and reader got wounded and Apollo who have a crush on reader but pretends that he doesn't have a crush on reader get super worried and like confessed to reader uwu. I'm sorry if it's confusing, anyway LOVE YOU

HI! Thank you so much for reading and requesting this, I really hope you love it!

pairings: Apollo X Reader | Percy Jackson X Reader (platonic)

warnings: near-death experience 

You were having a wonderful day. The sky was clear, not a cloud in sight, there was a nice slight breeze flying by, the strawberries were growing nicely, everyone seems to be in a great mood, nothing could ruin your day. Or so you thought. When you arrived at your cabin, you spotted your best friend since middle school, Percy Jackson. You both arrived together at camp all those years ago and have been by each other’s side since. But from the smile on his face, you knew he was about to ask for something. 

“Wanna go on a quest?” He smiled as you stopped by the steps of your cabin. 

You crossed your arms over your chest, “Wow. Hey Y/n, how are you today? Oh! Hey, Percy! I was having such a great day, thanks for asking.” 

He dramatically rolled his eyes, “Hey Y/n, I’m so happy you had a great day. Wanna go on a quest with me?” 

“Sure, what are we doing?” You asked going up the steps of your cabin, heading to the door. 

“Hermes is down so Demeter wants us to give Persephone something.” He held up a small wrapped package.

That doesn’t sound very hard. This quest could very possibly only be a day or two long. 

“Alright. Give me a minute to pack.” 

You entered your cabin and went straight to your bunk. Grabbing your bag from the trunk by your bed, you quickly started to shove in your quest essentials: your extra toothbrush, toothpaste, clothes, deodorant, drachmas, money, and your emergency dagger that y/g/p gave to you on your sixteenth birthday. After you close your bag, you put it on just as the door was opened. You turned to see your little sister, Ginger, walking in, with a bright red face and goofy smile.

You smiled at her, “What’s with the smile Ginger?” 

She giggled as she rushed over to hug you. You bent down and caught her in your arms, picking her up and tightly hugging her. 

“Apollo is outside and he says I look radiate.” She giggled. 

Apollo is outside? Well, that’s not really shocking. Ever since his punishment ended he has been visiting Camp more often and hanging out with his children. You would be a liar if you said you hadn’t fallen for the sun god. How could you not? During his time as a mortal, you realized your crush on him. He had unquestionably grown as a person and it made your heart flutter whenever you two would hang out together. Part of you selfishly wanted him to remain mortal so the two of you could be together, but you accept the fact that he probably only saw you as a close friend. Apollo has been hanging around some of the other campers lately and has become a bit distant.

Placing Ginger down, you ruffled her curly brown hair, “He’s a bit too old for you Gin, like a couple of centuries too old. I don’t think y/g/n is gonna approve of that.” She playfully rolled her eyes, unraveling herself from your hold. 

“He’s talking to Percy outside. He told me to tell you to hurry up.” She skipped away further into the cabin. 

Walking to the door, you stop about a foot away from it and fixed your clothes, and smoothed your hair out with your hands. You hoped that Aphrodite would give you a quick blessing before opening the door and stepping out, seeing Percy and Apollo speaking to each other on the steps of your cabin. 

“Morning Apollo!” You smiled as they both turned to look at you. 

“Morning Flower! Are you going somewhere?” He asked motioning to your bag. 

You nodded, “Yup, I’m going with Percy to giving something to Persephone.” 

He gave Percy a look, it almost looked judgemental to you. Why would he give Percy that type of look? 

“Did you ask her to go with you?” He questioned Percy, in an off-putting tone.

“Uh-yeah. Persephone likes y/n. I figured bringing y/n along would make Persephone happy.” Percy shrugged. 

“Why would you care if he asked me?” You defensively asked, crossing your arms over your chest. 

He looked at you again, opening and closing his mouth, trying to formulate an excuse.

“I-I-I didn’t-I didn’t mean it like that!” 

“Yeah whatever,” you scoffed, “come on Perc. Let’s get this over with.” 

You grabbed Percy by his arm and dragged him away from the bumbling God who was yelling out apologies. How dare he even ask something like that? You helped save Olympus for crying out loud! If saving Olympus wasn’t good enough for him, you were going to show just how well you could handle yourself on a quest. Here you were thinking that he had changed into a better person/god.

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The train cart was quiet as it went to its destination, Washington D.C. Why Persephone was there was beyond you, but you couldn’t wait to see your old friend. Percy sat in the seat across from you, staring out the window. He had been quiet since you left the camp. You assumed he was letting you cool down.

“He didn’t mean it that way, ya know.” 

You looked at your best friend. He was still staring out of the window, arms loosely folded across his chest. 

“But why would he even ask that? Like-I helped save Olympus for crying out loud. Does he not think I can handle doing a quest?” 

Percy chuckled as he shook his head, a smile on his face, “You’re so blind.”

You scoffed, “Blind about what? He’s an asshole.” 

“Y/n, he has a crush on you.” 

You stared at Percy in shock. He what? Apollo has a crush on you?

“Apollo has had a crush on you since his punishment. You never noticed how he would literally agree with everything you would say, laugh a little too hard at your non-funny jokes, and wanted to hang out with you every second of the day?” 

You had to think about that. Honestly, you didn’t see it as him wanting to be closer to you because he liked you. It just felt as if he just wanted to be around someone he was familiar with. Him having a crush on you was the last thing you expected. 

“Look, he told me to give this to you when you’re in a better mood. Apollo can be an idiot, but I can tell that he wants to make things better with you.” 

Percy handed you a folded up piece of paper. You slowly took the piece of paper and looked at it. Your name had been written on the top in elegant cursive writing. Glancing up at Percy, you see him leaned back on his seat, eyes closed, getting comfortable in the seat to take a quick nap. Looking back down at the folded note, you open it up and see many attempts at haikus filling the page. Many of them were crossed out, and some were unfinished with self ridiculing comments written around them. Why would he send you a page filled with unfinished haikus? You turned the page and saw that he had another unfinished haiku written, but this one was different. It had arrows pointing towards it and little hearts and stars surrounding it. 

‘Little Flower

My little flower

Blooms under the starry night sky

And that’s all I have…’

Your face felt hot as you reread the title and unfinished haiku. As far as you knew, you were the only person that Apollo called ‘flower’ and he had never called you his little flower. Maybe he did have a crush on you.

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The beginning half of the quest had gone well. It took you a minute to regain yourself from the discovery, but you had to put it aside to focus on the quest. You swore to yourself that you would speak to Apollo as soon as you got to Camp again. 

After delivering the package to Persephone, she asked for you both to take her young demigod son Timothy with you to Camp. Taking Timothy with you, both of you heightened your awareness. The most powerful son of Poseidon, the child of y/g/p, and the young son of Persephone was a bright neon sign calling out to monsters to come eat them. That’s how you got into this situation, running away from five echidnas and two harpies who were hot on your trail. You held little Timothy in your arms as you ran through the woods, ducking and jumping over tree branches, heading to Camp. Percy ran beside you, trying his best to block any attacks from hitting you or Timothy. Once you saw the border guards, you began to scream at them for help.

“Help!” The two closest guards jumped at the sound of your panicked voice and immediately ran over to help out. 

“You’re mine child of y/g/p!” 

Before you could cross the border, a searing pain came from near your left collar bone area and you watch as a spear came out through your body-your blood coating the tip of the spear. Timothy screamed in horror as you fell forward, your eyes rolling to the back of your head as you fell unconscious. His tiny hands clutched your shirt as his screams drew the attention of other guards and campers passing by. One such camper being Will Solace, son of Apollo. Running up the hill, he stops when he sees the scene before him. You laid unresponsive on top of a small child who was screaming for help and a bloody spear stuck out through your body. He felt his blood turn cold as he prayed to every god and fates that you weren’t dead. He bolted to your side and carefully took Timothy out from under you, handing him off to another camper that came to help. 

“Stay with me y/n.” He tried his best to put pressure on your wound but it wasn’t much help. He was going to need the big guns. His dad.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nothing felt different. You slowly woke up without an ounce of pain rushing through your body. Your throat didn’t feel dry, your collar bone area didn’t hurt, and your head didn’t hurt either. Everything felt normal. Well, except for a strange presence laying between your legs. Carefully lifting your head, you look down at your legs and see a little body cuddled in between your legs. It was Timothy. He had a tight grip on the blanket covering you.

“You swore you would keep them safe Percy!” 

You slowly turned your head to the loud voice and tried to focus your eyes on the two people standing by the door. It took a moment before your eyes adjusted and you saw Apollo and Percy. 

“I tried! We can’t help it that monsters want to kill us Apollo, I let y/n run while I took them on. I thought they were safe.” Percy’s voice cracked as he defended himself. 

“Well, they’re clearly not,” Apollo turned to point at you but he froze when he saw you staring right at him. “Y/n!” 

He dried his tears and ran to your side, dropping down next to your cot. The god had more tears in his eyes, his once golden skin and breathtaking blue eyes were blotchy and dull. He gently grabbed hold of your hand closest to him while you laid your head back on the pillow. 

“Do you like me?”

 Of course, that is the first thing you ask after almost dying. 

Apollo let out a laugh as he brought your hand up to his lips and placed a gentle kiss on the top of your hand. Tears ran down his blotchy red cheeks as he lovingly stared down at you.

“You’re seriously asking me that?” He asked. 

“I need a solid answer-,” 

Apollo kissed you. You were momentarily shocked but quickly reacted by kissing him back. You could’ve never dreamt of a kiss like this. Albeit a gentle kiss, you felt all of the passion and love he was putting into it. His kiss had you forgetting about the world around you and made you feel like you were his world, because to Apollo, you were just that. His world. His everything. The person he wanted to change for and give them the world. 

When he heard Will’s prayers, he felt as though his entire world crumbled. He rushed down to the infirmary and did everything in his power to heal you. He couldn’t lose another love, especially if he could stop it. Blocking off anyone from going near you (except for Timothy. Apollo could bare to say no to his little puppy dog eyes), he acted as your bodyguard, monitoring you, feeding you nectar, telling you about his day, singing random hymns and jingles. He wasn’t going to lose you. Not before he even had you. 

The kiss was short, but it gave you your answer. Apollo was head over heels in love with you and you felt the same way about him. Looking at the god, you saw a new set of fresh tears forming and him smiling down at you. You smiled back at him while reaching over and drying his eyes with the hand he had been holding. 

“Can I tell you something?” 

He frantically nodded his head while drying his face again with his hands, “You can tell me anything you want my little flower.”

You smiled, “The second line of your haiku had eight syllables.”

For a moment, you both stared at each other before erupting into loud laughter, only stopping when a tiny groan came from the sleeping toddler laying between your legs. You looked at Apollo, admiring him as he did the same to you. His little flower. 

“Can I read you the updated version?” He asked, pulling something out of his pocket. 

You excitedly nodded. He opened the folded piece and cleared his throat as his eyes scanned the paper, 

“My little flower

Blooms under the starry sky

Calling me, her love.”

[vivianrvergiou]

Bad Luck~ Obey Me

After a particularly bad fight in the House of Lamentation, a series of unfortunate events unfold. Pairing: Mammon x Mc Warnings: slight bad language but other than that everything’s ok. Recommended song: 5SOS- Teeth This is my first time writing for the Obey Me fandom, especially for the Greedy Monmon, so I do hope you enjoy! 

Normally, the House of Lamentation was always buzzing with voices and energy, as its restless demon residents and human one would go about their day, but today this was not the case. Today, everyone was gathered around the breakfast table, glaring daggers to one another but daring not to speak a single word. You and Beel were the only ones trying out the food, while the other ones were ready to slit each other throats.

‘No one will leave this table until the culprit confesses.’ Lucifer announced, resting his hands on the table with deceiving calmness, but all of you could see the vein of annoyance popping in his head.

  ‘Mammon just confess it is you and be done with it.’ Satan practically growled at the white-haired demon, who threw his hands up in surrender.

 ‘Oi, didn’ do it dude. How many times should I tell ya?’

 Satan’s green eyes flash with rage and he clenched his fists in a desperate attempt to calm himself down. Right beside him, Levi is rocking himself back and forth, muttering under his breath about levels and assassins and music blasting at full volume. Asmodeus on the other hand, had folded his hands above his chest and refused to even acknowledge anyone around. Still, he pipes up.

 ‘I want the one who ruined my beautiful hair PAY!’ Asmo throws venomously ‘Do you know how hard it was to get my original colour back?!’

‘Who cares about your hair! That damn assassin keeps getting me on every level! I haven’t slept in two weeks!’

‘Try scratching yourself raw then Levi.’ Belphie muttered, throwing dagger glares to everyone on the table ‘With only exception (y/n) and Beel, any of you could’ve done it. Especially the scumbag, good-for-nothing, greedy bastard like Mammon.’

Lucifer nods ‘This is what we are here to find out. I can promise you that the one responsible will pay dearly. Torture, tied up and hung from the ceilin-’ He growls, and you almost choke with your cereal, cutting him off ‘Anything funny (y/n)?’

You shrug ‘Hard to take you seriously when your teeth are painted pitch black Lucifer. You should wash them every now and then.’

  Your snarky remark earns you a murderous glare from the first-born, while Belphie, Satan and Mammon chuckle, with Mammon choking on his spit when Lucifer turns his gaze to him, red eyes dripping with a wild mixture of cruelty and raw anger eating away at the colour. Still, Lucifer is barely managing to contain his anger and not flog you all for your disobedience.

‘It has come to my attention (y/n) that you, Beel and Mammon are the only ones who haven’t fallen victims to this sort of… misfortunes. Care to explain why?’ his eyes never stray from your face, searching for the signs that would possibly betray you.

Alas, as you shrug your shoulders and munch down on a cupcake, your face remains innocently even ‘Maybe because we are next?’

‘No, noononono, don’t go sayin’ that (y/n). The Great Mammon is not up for this shit.’

‘While the rest of us where! So, spit it out already!’ Satan roars and hits the table with his fist, making everything on it bounce.

    It had all started about a week ago, when you and Mammon decided to let the others know you were officially dating. Of course, both of you had been pinning after one another from the moment you stepped a single foot inside the house, but it was only a few months later that you had enough and confessed to the greedy demon who was elated, alas not the same could go for the rest of his brothers. A huge fight had broken out, the likes of which you had never seen; all the brothers -with only exception being Beel- were beyond themselves, with all sorts of insults being thrown at Mammon, who after a while simply stormed off to cool down (read cry) and you telling the rest of them off before following him.

 Eventually, although reluctantly, the rest of the brothers cooled their heads down.

Alas, bad luck was about to rain down on them.

And first victim, was Levi only a day later.

 Levi was kind of sore about the news, so the Otaku decided to just game his frustration and sadness away. The game he decided to give a go was an RPG game from the human world y/n had gifted him with the other day, called Assassin’s Creed, and no matter how much it hurt his heart to play it and his envious nature to rise within, it was still a good game he wanted to play.

  One by one he scored the best scores on the levels and progressed, until he reached the tenth level, when a very strange assassin emerged through one of the narrow streets, wearing a bubble pink robe and before he even knew it, Levi’s character was shot dead.

‘What the absolute sh-‘

He loaded the game again and made his way through the streets but again the assassin appeared and shot him. Over and over and over again, at some point he lost track of how many times his avatar had been killed; shot, slashed, an arrow to the body, a kick to the head, a leap of faith on top of him, he was one step away from smashing his controller. He tried everything: going through a different street, avoiding the place, picking up another mission, playing the game from the start but every. single. time. the assassin would emerge and kill him. The Avatar of Envy was beyond himself with rage, until he decided to corner and kill it before it got him again.

‘Aha! Got you now!’ he screams victoriously as he points his arrow to him and shoots him clean through the head.

ICAMEINLIKEAWRECKINGBALL,INEVERHITSOHARDINLOVE,ALLIWANTEDWASTOBREAKYOURWALLSALLYOUEVERDIDWASWREAKME!!!!!YEAH,YOUWRECKME!!!!

  It blazed through the speakers on full volume, making Levi fall out of his chair with a scream. It did not stop, it did not lower the volume, the whole computer turned unresponsive until he would wrench the cable off the wall, having a very angry Lucifer breathing down his neck along with the rest of the residents, since it was four in the morning. Every time he would load the game again, when he would find the assassin, the song would blare up all over again. He had triggered a virus but none of the commenters online could help him through it.

 He was determined to win though, which left him screaming at the screen in frustration for the 400th time. As well as leaving him with no sleep for a good two weeks.

  Yet Asmo, who was the second victim, would vehemently argue that he had it worse.

Nothing betrayed what was about to go down for him.

   He had a good laugh with Levi’s punishment for blazing the song at such a wild hours in the morning -and good for Lucifer because none of them cave-demons knew how bad for the skin was to wake up at such ungodly hours- so to relax and pamper himself before going out the following night, he filled with bathtub will all sorts of bath salts and soaps. Making sure to apply his favourite skin and hair mask to chase away the tiredness.

 ‘~Hmmmm, hmmmm, all perfect!’ he mused to himself and relaxed back with a good glass of wine.

You were with Beel and Belphie in the kitchen preparing dinner when you heard it.

‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!’

A bloodcurdling scream rocked the house from its base and as you rushed to the hallway, all you saw was Asmo running around in circles with only a towel wrapped around his hips.

‘IT’S NOT COMING OFF! MY FACE! MY HAIR! IT WON’T COME OFF!!!’

  His hair to your ultimate surprise had turned in all the colours of the rainbow, while the face mask he wore simply refused to come off, making the Avatar of Lust lose his shit. At some point, all you saw was the towel loosening but Belphie was quick to cover your eyes before you got flashed. Took them two hours and a very angry Satan to restrain Asmo and help him pull the mask off -thankfully with some alcohol it came straight out- but his hair was unsalvageable, which made Lucifer himself go to the shops in order to find hair dye.

Even with that though, the colour was as close to his original as it would get and no matter the fact he still rocked it, Asmo was very angry about the whole thing.

Yet none of them were suspicious, until bad luck hit Belphegor.

The Avatar of Sloth picked up his favourite cow pillow and made his way to the planetarium for some peace of mind and an opportunity to sleep peacefully and forget about everything. Cuddling to his pillow, he was asleep in no time but at some point, he felt a strange itch cover his body; nothing to worry about he could just scratch it.

 Oh, dear Diavolo, no.

The more he scratched the more he would get itchy and the irritation of being pulled out of sleep was doubled when he woke up and every single inch of his body SCREAMED at him to scratch it, which he did until he started scratching himself raw. Beel found him completely turned onto his demon form, scratching away and cursing all the gods and demons he knew and didn’t know. Eventually, only a cold shower seemed to ease the itch and Beel made sure his covers were clean before going out to bring him some of his favourite orange juice; Belphie particularly liked it after a nap and there was a spare cup in the fridge.

  Belphegor was thankful of his twin as he took it onto his hands and took a sip, but instead of the familiar fruity taste, the taste of ready-to-make macaroni and cheese flavour assaulted his mouth. Beel was very understanding when his twin spat it out all over him but Belphie was fuming.

Satan on the other hand, could agree that all these misfortunes were kind of strange, but nothing to worry about too much.

  So after he laughed and enjoyed his brothers misfortunes over dinner, he returned to his room to read a new book y/n had gifted him and when he finally felt tired, he set his digital alarm on his nightstand -Asmo had bought it for him and he used it to wake up with some calm songs- and went to sleep. There was a thought twisting and turning in his mind as he slept, a gut feeling that something was amiss, but he couldn’t quite place it, instead slipping into unconsciousn-

WHOLETTHEDOGSOUT?!WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!WHOLETTHEDOGSOUT?!WOOFWOOFWOOF!WHOLETTHEDOGSOUT?!

 To say Satan literally flew off his bed and turned into his demon form in a split second would be an understatement. The alarm blazed in full volume and would not stop for the world, until he Avatar of Wrath tossed it out of the window, sending it into orbit. Taking deep breaths to calm his nerves down, he made his way to his bathroom to get ready to slash that fucking a-hole who did this to his alarm.

 He didn’t really notice his toilet seat being covered by a thin layer cellophane.

And he was barefoot.

 Fucking hell.

  Lucifer was not really worried at all.

 Who in their right minds would prank the Avatar of Pride? No one was that masochistic and he prided himself in being terrifying on a good day, much less when you saw him angry. So, he privately enjoyed the little war raging around his brothers in silence, urging them not to do anything that would shame Diavolo in any way due to their rage. Of course, he was curious to see who was doing all this, but the culprit would rise eventually, nothing stays hidden for long.

That’s what he thought when he went about his chores on the seventh day. Placing his clothes to the washing machine and brewing a nice cup of human coffee Barbatos had given him, an exceedingly rare brew, he made his way to his office to start on the numerous papers he had today. Closing the door behind him, he sipped a bit from the liquid, finding it strangely salty; hm, maybe it was a new kind of coffee? It wasn’t unpleasant for his throat, just very very salty. Making a mental note to let Barbatos know it wasn’t too good, he pulled his chair out and leaned to sit down.

  BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Everything happened in a single moment.

 As Lucifer’s butt sat on the chair, a piercing honking sound erupted through his entire study, making the demon jump up in surprise and his hands to shake, resulting into covering his clothes with his coffee- which was not coffee at all, but squid ink which had permanently made its way on his teeth, turning them pitch black.

‘MAMOOOOOOOON!’

  To say he was beyond himself would be laughable. Thankfully, he had a spare change of clothes, which he would need because to the horror of the entire household, his clothes came out of the washing machine pure white with a few random black and pink spots on them. Someone had mixed bleach with the washing powder and none of them knew about it.

 So now, Lucifer raises an eyebrow ‘Something tells me you know a lot more than you let on y/n. It is not hard to figure out all of the misfortunes started after our fight and you seem strangely calm.’

‘What do you want me to do? I helped Asmo with his hair and Belphie with the scratching. If you wanna, you can search my room. Search everything, turn it upside down, even go through my panties drawer.’ You challenge with a smirk.

Never missing the way Lucifer straightens back and his cheeks colour a faint pink, while the rest of the brothers riot in the proposition.

‘That would not do. But I do have my eyes on you.’

Pushing your chair back, you rise on your feet ‘Whatever you say Lucifer. Now, if we’re done here, we’ll be late for school. I’ll go grab my stuff.’

  Leaving them to burn holes in your back before starting to argue with renewed vigour with one another, you exit the dinning room and make your way back to your room. Picking up your stuff and pulling your hair up in a ponytail, you are interrupted when your DDD goes off and you see Solomon’s name flashing over the screen.

  ‘Hey Sol. Good morning.’ You walk over to your panties drawer and pull a fresh pair of socks, ignoring the squid ink, itch powder, funky hair dye and the bleach, hidden in a small plastic bag under your panties ‘Yes, thank you for running this errant for me. I’ll tell you everything but for now let’s just say they got what they deserved for making fun of Mammoney.’ You flash an evil smile.

Solomon was very amused to hear the stories.

[justanalto]

“GIVE THE OXYGEN TO KEYLA” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yeah, give keyla the oxygen, she’s really gonna need it

“Has anyone seen Keyla?” Joann calls. Across the quad, various assents of ‘no’ go up, and she frowns. Keyla disappeared some fifteen minutes ago with a vague ‘be right back’ -- Joann presumed a bathroom break was in order, but given that she can see the Academy’s bathrooms from where she’s sitting, the actual explanation to her girlfriend’s disappearance is a little more concerning. 

“No,” Bryce calls from where he’s currently dodging a hail of grapes being thrown at him by Rhys. “Didn’t she get up, like, fifteen minutes ago?” 

“And aren’t you the one that always has eyes on her?” Tilly jokes from her own picnic blanket some feet away; cackling, she and Nilsson exchange victorious high-fives. 

Joann just shakes her head and continues unpacking the picnic basket she’d packed for the bridge crew’s long-awaited shore leave to San Francisco -- two streudels, one cherry, one blueberry, a few sandwiches, a container of egg salad seasoned to Keyla’s preference and a container of kettle-cooked chips -- letting the wind gently take her hair as she sets out the food with a contented him. 

Bathroom or not, she muses, if Keyla wasn’t back in five minutes, Joann was going to go searching for her girlfriend herself. 

She’s barely two chips in when the crew hears the faint sounds of screaming and honking coming from some tall clumps of grass over by the pond; not soon after, Keyla from one of the tallest clumps with a flower crown and a terrifed expression on her face. 

Aw, she picked me a crown. But what is so terrifying? 

Not two steps behind her, a swan emerges, T-posing with its wings spread wide. Keyla lets out a shriek when it flaps its wings, nearly falling on her face as she scrambles up the bank and towards the picnic blankets. 

“I forgot about the swans,” she calls fearfully, the swan still honking angrily while it makes chase. “I forgot about the swans!” she yells, voice fading off into the distance; the entire crew can only watch in mild horror and absolute glee as their pilot is made to sprint across the length of the quad to no avail. 

Tilly is the first to crack, practically doubling over in laughter while she watches Keyla run with the crown in her hand. “Oh, some things never change,” she chuckles, wiping a tear of mirth from her eyes. “Some things never change.” 

Joann gives her curious look. “What do you mean, some things never change?” 

At that, the theoretical engineer lights up, pulling out her PADD to access her archives before Joann can say angry swan chase. “Oh, man, you gotta see this footage I got of Keyla when she got chased by the swans second year at the Academy...” 

[jubilantwriter]

Heart Shaped like Sea Glass

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Part 6 - Familiar Unruly Waves

Summary:  As Daniel paces and frets over these turn of events, another denizen of the sea reminds him that he’s not the only dweller living by the beach.

as requested, i’ll be making this a series on ao3 for easier updates!  i’ll still be posting updates on here in case people prefer reading on tumblr more so than ao3

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The sea is calm tonight.  The waves crash lightly against his rocks as he sits quietly under the light of the moon, wings spread around him to protect from the cold winds.  A whisper in the wind presents him with a question: why is he upset?  To which Daniel growls and thinks that no, he's not upset!  The human wants to be his meal, he wants him to sing, he's a willing participant in his own death.  This should make Daniel happy - ecstatic, even!  He shouldn't feel these conflicting- no.  Confusing- no!  He shouldn't be feeling anything but full!  

(The ocean's spray gently splatters against his wings.  "Be calm," it seems to say.  But he's going against his nature- his instincts!  Surely the ocean would understand, but it can't.  Because it's not as if the ocean cared for his woes to begin with.  The ocean doesn't care for his kind.  It hates his kind.  He knows this.)

He stands up abruptly and screeches into the night.  It makes no sense.  It makes no sense!  Food is food.  He can't suddenly be picky - he was raised better!  When food was scarce, when his mother couldn't find the worms, the fish, the crabs, the birds, the anything - she showed him and his nest mates what magic their voices could do.  They were stronger than birds, more hypnotizing than mermaids, and they could breathe in the desires of mankind.

"Food," she said, running her talons through his feathers as she preened him, "is food.  When winter comes and you find yourself alone, you'll understand then, little chick."

That was ages ago.  And her words still ring true.  So he shouldn't be picky.  He shouldn't be hesitating.  And yet.  And yet!

(The human's eyes are filled with so much anguish; just looking into his dull eyes feels like a wave crashing down on Daniel.  But his feathers don't save him, and he's drowning in turbulent blues as he struggles to breach.)

He should just eat the human.  Get it over with.  Who cares if he tastes terrible?  Who cares if his song will make him taste like ashy bitterness?  Who cares if he smells like rot the entire time?

(Who cares if he'll never see what those blue eyes look like when they sparkle like Daniel's beloved sea?  Who cares if he'll never know who this mystery Davey is?  Who cares if the shack becomes empty and cold, and the beach becomes silent as he sits on his rock, alone, like he's always been?

Like he's always meant to be?

No one likes sirens, after all.

Not even the sea.)

He screeches again, the shrill cry piercing the cold air as no one comes to investigate.  Not even the ocean answers his cries as he paces about the rock's surface.  Daniel was never this indecisive.  There's no reason why he should be convincing himself to eat the human.  He shouldn't need to convince himself to eat the human!  Why is he being so difficult?!

A splash is the only warning he gets before a mischievous bark startles him out of his thoughts.  Grumbling, he gets on his knees and looks over the edge of his rock.  A seal blinks back at him, a curious smile on her face.  Another bark erupts from her as her eyes shine with knowledge.

You're being awfully noisy tonight, she seems to say.

"Damn you," he growls, swiping his talons at her.  She ducks under the waves and pops up on the other side of his rock.  "Mind your own business!  Why are you here anyways?!"

She tries to climb onto his rock, but he shoves her back into the sea with great effort.  Her head pops back up from the waves, staring at him with her big, round eyes.  He stomps on his rock, wings fanned out and held high above his head as he hisses at her.

"My rock."  He stomps again.  "Mine!  Go find your own!"

She snorts.  Treads water idly before splashing water at Daniel.  He yelps and hisses again.  How the ocean favors them over sirens is beyond him.  Quickly, he slaps the ocean to splash her back.  She merely lets out a bark of a laugh before ducking under the water.  A splash from behind gets his attention as the ocean waves crash higher onto his rock.  As the waves pull back, a young looking woman sits calmly in front of him, a fur coat wrapped tightly around her as she pushes the hood off her head, revealing hair the oddest shade of red.  He squawks and stomps his foot angrily.

"I told you to get your own rock!"

"Oh hush."  The selkie smiles as she settles on his rock, her accent softening her tone as she wraps her skin securely around her.  "I was visitin’ my old man when we heard you screechin' up a storm.  Hard to enjoy a good fish when you're soundin’ like a murdered lil pup."

"I'm not a pup."  He folds his arms and narrows his eyes.  "And I'm clearly alive, so get off my rock and leave."

"Hmm."  The selkie hums as the ocean whispers softly.  Daniel's feathers fluff out in embarrassment as her eyes grow large with amusement.  "The ocean tells me you’re conflicted."

"Nonsense!"  He glares at the ocean.  Of course it would say that.  Make the selkie believe that she has any right to know about his little... dilemma.  "The ocean doesn't know shit about my emotions."

"The ocean knows more than you’d like to believe."  The selkie chuckles as she kicks playfully at the waves.  "And judgin’ by your screechin’ earlier, I'm inclined to believe the ocean has every right to tell me that."

"You can't believe everything you hear."  He harrumphs and looks away from the selkie.  "Sometimes the ocean lies too."

(Like how the ocean once told him that it loved him too.  What a foolish little chick he was back then.)

"So then, the ocean is lyin’ when it says that you’re carin’ for a human?"  Oh, so there was more to her coming here than to invade his territory and harass him.  Of course she'd be interested in the human.  

"I'm not caring for him, I'm preparing him."

"Preparin’ him?"

"Yes."  He turns back to grin, flashing his sharp fangs as she watches him unfazed.  "He's going to be the most scrumptious meal I've had in moons."

"Is that so?"

"Of course, why wouldn't that be?"

"Sirens don't prepare their meals."  The selkie hums thoughtfully as she stares out towards the beach.  "Sirens devour their meals.  I'd know."

"Oh please," he huffs, ignoring how her eyes harden a bit when she turns back to look at him.  "You only know of one human that I've tried to eat, and I've stopped trying to lure your human, haven't I?  Old humans are too tough to chew and taste too dry."

"Hmhm."  As she continues to rest on his rock, the urge to push her off resurfaces.  Selkies are so annoying.  "If that's what you say, then why aren't you devouring that young one in the lil hut?"

"First of all, it's called a shack," he ignores her amused hum and lowers his wings, "and second of all, I already told you that I'm preparing him."

"And yet here you are screechin’ your lungs out."

"Preparing food is hard."

"So I've been told."  She stretches and gets more comfortable on his rock.  "Why is this one so hard for you though?"

"It's just- ugh, you wouldn't understand."  

"Try me."  She pulls her knees against her chest and rests her chin on them.  "My old man's taught me a thing or two ‘bout food preparation.  Lil ol’ tricks to make things tastier."

Daniel rolls his eyes as he puts his hands on his hips.  "Sprinkling dried leaves over him will not make his flesh taste better.  I've already tried that with other humans."

Her hand reaches up to muffle her laugh as she shakes her head.  "That's not what I mean.  You sirens use your songs to... flavor them better or somethin’?"

"Yes yes, don't make me explain it again."  He paces about his rock, knowing full well that she's watching his every move.  "But my song isn't doing that to him.  It's only making him worse.  Yet he asks for me to sing some more regardless.  Maybe he knows that I won't eat him if he tastes terrible?"  Except Daniel's eaten worse, so why is he being picky?  Why why why why?

"Hmm.  May I offer a suggestion?" 

He halts in his pacing to look to the selkie, an aggrieved sigh already leaving him as she giggles.  "You?  You're a selkie, what would you know about human meat?"

Another laugh escapes her as she shakes her head.  "Lil pup-"

"For the last time, I'm not a pup-"

"-maybe, you’re missing a lil somethin’ in your songs."

"Missing a little something?"  He narrows his eyes.  "Explain carefully."

She shrugs as she relaxes against his rock.  "Maybe your songs are too shallow."

"...Shallow?"  He scoffs once.  Twice.  And then thrice as he stomps his foot and juts his wings forward.  "My songs get to the CORE of human desire.  They are beautiful and melodic and FANTASTIC to listen to!  As if you have any right to call my songs shallow, Ms. Oh Look At Me, I'm a Selkie, Hear Me Sing!"  He sucks in a deep breath and tilts his head back as he pulls a guttural sound out from deep within.  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"  He snaps his head back forward and yells angrily.  "That's what your singing sounds like!  It's terrible and how dare you call my songs shallow!"

A howl of laughter forces the selkie forward onto her knees, an arm wrapped around her stomach as she fails to calm herself.  Daniel squawks angrily and stomps his foot once more.  "Stop laughing!  I just insulted you!"

The selkie gasps for breath as she struggles to sit back up, giggles still escaping her as she wipes her eyes.  "Oh, oh Daniel, that was fantastic, you'd make for a lovely seal-"

"I would not-"

"-but that's not what I meant completely."  With another stretch, she regards Daniel in a quiet fashion as his wings are pulled back against his back.  "What I meant was, maybe you're missin’ somethin’ important to your human's... what do you call them?  A human's desire?"

"Yes, their desires."  He folds his arms.  "What do you mean, 'missing'?"

"Simply put, you must be missin’ somethin’ key to the human's desire.  You've barely breached the surface, I think, and the only way for your song to... work well with him is to better understand him."

Daniel nods for a moment, before shaking his head and staring at her accusingly.  "Why are you helping me?  I thought you liked humans."

"I like some humans."  She shrugs as she pulls her hood back over her head.  "But I also like havin’ my meals in peace ‘n quiet.  Maybe my bit o’ advice will be enough to calm you down a bit."

"If I want to make a fuss, I will do so."  At his declaration, the selkie merely rolls her eyes as she dips her feet into the waves.

"What a mighty fine pup you are."

"I'm not-"  Before he can finish his sentence, the selkie dips into the ocean softly.  A moment passes before a seal pops her head up from waves and barks a quick goodbye.  Without waiting for an answer, she quickly swims back to the fisherman's shack not too far from the human's shack, leaving Daniel alone with his thoughts.

He refuses to get over how... willing she was to offer him, of all creatures, advice on how to make the human taste better.  Get to know him?  As if.  Daniel doesn't plan on "getting to know" his prey.

(That would be a mistake, after all.)

But...  He thinks back to the fish, with the edges of it tasting like a bitterness that was barely palatable.  And he thinks back to the human, who's desire only seems to hurt him more and more, and of the stench of rot that grows stronger by the day.

Songs can be improved.  They can be better sung, better made.  Better reflect the desire his prey holds.  He doesn't normally do this, spending so much time thinking about his prey.

(He's only done it once, after the fact of course.  But the flavor lingered for days in his mouth, and he could never forget those parting words that had him avoiding humans for a good season or two.)

Daniel sits on his rock and reconsiders the selkie's words.

No, he won't get to know the human better.  He refuses to do that.  But.

Perhaps, he'll simply find a way to better understand the human's desire.  It's only in his nature to be curious, after all.

And the human's desire matches up wonderfully with his curiosity.  He smiles to himself as he eyes the human's shack from his rock.

Yes, it's about time he get himself more acquainted with the human’s desire.