#seconddate

[cotieguzman]

Poly, Married and With Kids

I went on a second date today.

If you can believe it I connected with him over Tinder (shocker, I know). The only reason I bothered wanting to go on a date (which, if I am honest I thought was not a date when we first met for coffee) are for two reasons:

He is married, has kids (and is still happily married and living with his wife), is in a polyamorous relationship exploring what his bisexuality means to him.

After a few exchanges he wanted to meet in person because he prefers direct and open lines of communications face-to-face (boner!)

Why would the first point be a point of attraction? I know you're asking. Let me tell you.

I barely have time to remember to wipe my own ass if I take too long of a shit so the idea of a full time boyfriend exhausts me. So knowing that he has a life outside of my own that he is committed to going back to is appealing to me. I currently don't have the time or energy for a full time boyfriend (at least I think I don't). One day I could likely commit to something like this but I have found myself with barely enough time to breath.

Anywhoooo.

So I have gone on a second date. The first date was an obvious success. We went for coffee. I always have an exit strategy for coffee dates because I usually get bored after about an hour and I will want to move on with my day.

This time it was different for me.

Outside of questions involving some clarification around the dynamic of his relationship, a basic understanding of what he might be looking for in someone, I was actually intrigued by who this dude was. Firstly, hes fit (I know what you're thinking but seriously, I need someone who can climb a mountain with me and not fucking die). Secondly, he has a career as a medic in the military. Thirdly, he is a NERD! Like, we talked Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica and plants. Fourthly, he is fu-ck-ing hot (at least by my standards anyways). Firth(ly?), when we sat and talked over coffee (which was for 2.5 hours) he never once had his phone out. He didn't need to chronically check it or need to have it sitting out on the table like a security blanket.

After we finished our coffee date I felt refreshed and when I asked if I could kiss him (in public people, lets get used to this), I was his first kiss with a man ever. Do I hear birds singing in the background?

So, second date happened today. If I want to get to know someone I am going to avoid doing something like the movies, or seeing a show or something that is going to keep me from talking with the person (time is very precious to me so LETS GO).

We went to a board game cafe. I like board games a lot and he mentioned that he did also.

It was a great choice in the end.

At this point, the only shitty thing about sitting across the table and kicking his ass twice at the game was that my normal "I want to fuck this guy on the table" demeanor was starting to kick in. I am still trying to come across as a gentlemen despite knowing that I am a kinky little slut on the inside. *sigh* We played for two hours and decided to head to Campio for some za and beers.

I wanted to kiss him before pizza. I wanted to taste him. So, when we sat in the vehicle I asked (yes, I ask every time at the until I KNOW, you know?) We kissed like fucking teenagers and it felt great.

Campio was great. Now he is opening up about some interesting stories as a medic in the military and I try and make my life seem interesting without having to bring sex into the conversation. Whatever I am doing, it is working.

We finish eating, pay, leave and before we even get into the car we make out in the middle of the parking lot. He drives me home and we make out some more before I get out and go home to bed and make this post instead of being responsible and going to be bed for my 5:00AM wake up for clients (it's currently 12:59AM - I am dead).

You're probably wondering why I didn't take him home and fuck his brains out. Remember what I said about being a gentleman? Yeah, I can do that sometimes. Many people just don't get to see that side of me.

My take home.

Are straight men entering into queerdom my new flavor of interest for considering as a possible romantic partner? It feels nice to have someone want me (but... like this, not because they want to use me for sex) and he actually SAYS it. It also feels kind of nice knowing that I don't have to do all the work arounds of navigating another gay man with the same bullshit narcissism and gay themed trauma we all experience having to deal with one another (excuse the run ons, English was not my strong subject). I also feel refreshed by the idea that he knows NOTHING about me so I don't have to enter into this (whatever this is) with my walls so high I can barely breath.

On the plus of not getting laid.

I can save myself for my live show for my JFF account tomorrow.

[uukipi]

I had someone on Reddit absolutely lose their mind over the fact that I’m drawing “hot fae dudes as chibis” and not as sexy hot men as the way god intended

I’ve never seen anyone lose their mind over chibis but I was also expecting it tbh. It’s the main reason I didn’t even try to draw fanart of them until like a good few years later. The fandom has so much realistic/semi realistic artists so I felt I’d b out of place (I don’t feel that now bc I guys keep gassing me up 💖)

But holy shit was this chicks rant just unhinged

My response before I knew she was deadass and was about to go sicko mode on me

She blocked me after she made the comment

No idea what the point of going off over CHIBIS is skbsnsnw

Posting to Reddit is worse than Tumblr I s2g ily u guys thank u for not being this brand of insane and continuing to like my pocket sized dudes 🥹

[thedeadthree]

thinking thoughts thinking thoughts thinking thoughts th—

what if irulanne was from the same clan as m*erril but raised a city elf since she was found in that crypt

what if she’s from the al*erion on her moms side and a l*avellan on her dads

what if lhysas father (an assassin just like his daughter lhysaa <33) had allies in his days as an assassin a pariah of his family

what if he wasn’t the only one that was betrayed when a thing went topsy turvy (will be getting to how that went down eventually !!!!!)

what if lhysas father moved on from lúthien the mother of the inky and her brother (she sort of went *poof* for reasons of her own that golly i need to write all of this down jdnxgcg i mean tungle post is a good place to start dnbxgxg)

what if unbeknownst to irulanne her and lhys and feanorian are half sibs what if her mother gave birth to iru and hid her in the crypt what if they found her and thought her to not have magic at first so she was raised by the elder of the alienage. (her mother was likely to have passed on as well poor iru 🥀🥲)

what if they kept an eye anyway knowing the bloodline she hailed from (lonans line lhysa and feanorians line has a STORY if there ever was one i will yell about it soon prommy !!!!!) and low and behold none too long later her magic manifested what if they waited a while more until she built her network of little creatures she reanimated that relayed her things and gaggle of friends what if she had a kingdom of her own and she refused

what if she was thrown under a bloody ritual to wipe her memories so that all she knew was the sisters a sort of sect of necromancers within the mourners that had their own ideas and machinations and saw her as their heir of sorts??

what if it was like she was to be some sort of lich queen…thing(?) ruling the living and the dead from the necropolis and that it went topsy turvy (to irulannes benefit ubeknownst to her at the time!!) when the thing happened and that whole her having a mage heir to rule was merely a side thing that if it happened cool but the main goal was the lich queen thing.

what if feanorian was in the area for a reason or another (maybe i can think of that with emms episode !!) he’s looking for the rook on behalf of lhysa who has her ex to thwart/save and a demigod daughter to raise etc etc (things i am planning to yell about later oo there’s so much to yell about with lhysa but this is a iru lore essay <3)

what if the prodigy to gifted kid burnout between lucanne (heir to bloodline etc etc luca and child of nothing destined to inherit everything irulanne) made me insane <3

[sherwees]

OF COURSE.

[skhardwarevers1]

I wake up with a headache immediately remember there’s SRUFH and get hit with the most BEAUTIFUL PIECE FOFMTMUSICIHAVW EVER HEADD IN MY WNTIRE LIFE OH MY GAWWDDFFEAJZZJ

[teddybeartoji]

hi. it's Mars.

do you love me?

are we homies?

Sukuna v. Gojo, who gets pussy drunk faster?

HIII HELLOOO HIIII MY BELOVED ANON MARS:333333333

1. OF COURSEEE HELLO WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FORR???!?!?! 2. DOUBLE OF COURSEE GET OVER HERE SO WE CAN MAKE OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! 3. GULPS NERVOUSLY. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE DAMN. they're both such good eaters thoughhh............................... fuuuuckkkkkk i still might say satoru. don't shoot me. i think they both get sooo pussy drunk SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast but oh my god satoru gets down on his knees the second you get home and he's literally pushing his face into your crotch bc he just missed you sm you know? like he's pussy drunk and he hasn't even had a taste yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need him so bad why would you ask me this............ i won't get it out of my head now............ mmmmmm

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me!!

[melanodis]

ahh the horrors are back

[queen-scribbles]

So, fun thing about the In a Pickle follow-up convo if you don't have it til after recruiting Guss.....

[space-coupe]

Girls will develop a migraine that distorts their vision to leave work early

[thegh0stofwilburtheworm]

mmmmmhhhh

[vmpssd]

ANON JUST WROTE ME SOMETHING ABOUT BILL I'M GOING TO CRYY /POS /POS

[saexy]

pxg vs bm is ACTUALLY LIVING UOTO THE HYPE.

[r1ver-l1ly-of-the-m0ss]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKIZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Skizzy mann did it!!

Skizz has gained 10k subs just from yesterday to today and I expect him to gain even more over the course of the season… can he get to 100k before the end of the day? I think he can!

[saulathan]

Can you draw Pirk in a pank

LEAVE ME ALONE

Whaaatsaa paaankk haha, dirk in a dank, pirk in a pank ah ah ah

[autism-corner]

im so sorry

[actual-corpse]

I wanna rip someone's throat out!