#self detection ask

[girl-detector]

You have detected many girls, however one detection always remains unanswered: are YOU a girl?

I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker.

He pissed on my fucking wife.

That's right.

He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out

and he pissed on my FUCKING wife

and he said his dick was THIS BIG

and I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com

Shadow the Hedgehog

you got a small dick

It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what?

Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby.

Tall points, no quills, no pillows

look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife, so guess what

I'm gonna fuck the earth.

That's right, this is what you get!

My SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.

I'm gonna go higher.

I'm pissing on the MOOOON!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?

I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLETTTTS hit the FUCKING earth

now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[mirellapryce]

I present to you a stupid thought. For all of episode 1 we have been both shown and told that Edwin is NOT the people person in the Agency. However right away in episode 2 when they're summoned by The Cat King, Edwin steps forward and insists he do the speaking in order to handle this diplomatically. It feels strange because while Charles might not be subtle as Edwin says about Shelby later, he is better at talking to people and working with them generally.

My stupid headcanon is that Edwin heard the word "King" and knew his anti-monarchy bestie would be his absolute WORST SELF so he stepped in before Charles could get himself in trouble.

[technically-human]

Can you draw something with Doom Patrol!Edwin and Netflix!Edwin?

Maybe something about Dp!Edwin talking about his feelings for Charles with N!Edwin?

It's just something I've been thinking of, make it a little angsty?<3

Glad you asked

ko-fi

[halflifebutawesome]

I am a good person. I am a powerful person, I don't believe in evil. I think that evil is an idea created by others to avoid dealing with their own nature. I understand my own nature, good and evil have nothing to do with it.

[rawrmoona]

What character is your new profile pic of?

It's my toonsona!

Her name is Doona. She is a journalist type of toon, pretty much April O'neil from TMNT style, even if DW isn't really the superhero type, but she's always there to get some hot news. Also I selfship with Rodger and that means I use her for that.

Don't worry we know how to share our man.

I have an au that i'm working on that Doona and Glisten are trying to find a way to revert the twisting process on Rodger with his own research, and they're kinda doing it without the others knowing because of Dandy (Dandy is the reason he twisted in the first place).

I just have this art related to the au.

[shootingstarrfish]

DOES MY FAVORITE 33 YEAR OLD BOBBY GRILL (gender neutral) HAVE A JOB???????

yeah his job is being cute <3

[thecryptidart1st]

HIIII!! :)

I wondered what Evans (originally he was supposed to be a DD hero instead of Doug) would look like in your au? It's just that Evans in Monsters and Mortals is the first mortal who growls and behaves aggressively :))

Honestly, with all this talk of Dark Deception, I gotta figure out how to get Detective Evans into Macabre Mart somehow. He gives off "personally investigated Doug on his sexual harassment charges" vibes and I am here for it

After one important video:

[ender-afton]

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME ASKS.... ANON ASKS..... RADIODUST SHIPPERS SPEFFICALLY...... OR MAYBE REFLECTIVEDETECTIVE..... I WANT AN ALASTOR OR A RODGER TO SEND ME SOMETHING..... I'M BORED. FALLS OVER AND DIES.

Have silly gifs of me because I wanted to add em

[randomalistic]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR WRECK-IT RALPH VIDEOS AND I WAS JUST REWATCHING MY FAVORITE TGMD EDIT AND ITS YOU???? YOU MADE THAT TOO??????? 🫵🫵 TGMD FAN?????

YEAAHAHAHAH EXPECT AN UNHINGED GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE VIDEO ESSAY AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE IDK WHEN THOUGH ❤️but it’s happening.

[reds-writings]

Ok this sounds creepy but what would rust smell like I'm sorry this has been stuck in my mind for a while now

90s rust is giving cigs but slightly overpowered by some heady type of cologne (doesn’t spray it to the point of overkill imo)

2012 rust smells like an ashtray and laundry detergent with a lingering whiff of beeeeeer (and aftershave tbh). cowboy grandpa.

[girl-detector]

Detect yourself

Cassiopea jellies, or upside-down jellyfish are a type of true jellyfish that have a significant symbiotic relationship to photosynthetic organisms.

Because of this, they have flattened bells primarily used to fan the tentacles with oxygenated water, living mostly sessile lives. However if needed they can swim for distances to avoid predators before settling back onto the sea floor

They are also known to release mucus filled with nematocysts into the water as another deterrent to animals getting too close

[puthyflapps]

Lexa is 007 and Clarke Griffin is a Bond girl change my mind greatest headcanon ever

I love a clexa spy au that involves Lexa doing a lot of lying to Clarke 🫢🫣🤭🤭 sometimes lying can be very sexy especially when we're a former operative just trying to live out our days in peace with the pretty girl we met working our new, very nerdy, regular people job

Like what’s not fun and sexy about post-gun fight clexa arguing about the fact that Lexa failed to mention that she used to be a spy?? Hellllooooo??? Lock in yall!!! 🔒 👁️ I can literally picture it right now:

Lexa's powerful hips pinning Clarke mercilessly to a bullet-riddled wall. Their faces mere inches apart. Clarke's breathing is ragged, her chest rising and falling in a frantic rhythm while gun smoke swirls thick around her. She feels disoriented, stunned, as if time itself has twisted in the chaos. There are specks of drywall mixed in her hair, the gritty residue of violence, from where several powerful rounds erupted through a nearby wall, puncturing the air with fury. The room is a battlefield of dust and adrenaline, the aftermath still humming with tension. Clarke's eyes blink in slow motion, dazed, trying to catch up with the intensity that envelops her. The space between them is charged, an electric pause as she struggles to focus as if emerging from a dream. Lexa’s presence dominates, an unyielding force that holds Clarke in place, unmovable and unwavering.

Clarke’s eyes meticulously scan every detail of the woman standing before her. Lexa’s once-familiar features seem foreign, this violent moment in time reshaping her into someone new. Clarke’s heart pounds in her chest, a mix of fear and anger surging through her veins.

“So when exactly were you going to mention that you work for the C-I-fucking-A?!” 

"I don't, I'm... retired," Lexa replies awkwardly, her words stumbling over each other. Her voice carries a hint of hesitation as if the truth teeters on the edge of her lips. Yet, she deliberately chooses to leave out the shadowy details of her past. Choosing at that moment not to tell Clarke that she had, in fact, worked for an organization shrouded in secrecy, one whose hidden agendas run far darker and whose pockets run far deeper than the CIA.

[qoldenskies]

Responding to your other post...I am so sorry, I did not know that you felt disrespected or insulted when people said those type of things. I mean, of course when people try and actually critize your WRITING ABILITIES, but even though I don't remember making my tone questioning or criticizing when I made that one ask talking about how it was hard to understand your symbolism, I may have also added negativity to the onslaught :(

I swear I never meant it in any way like that at all. When I was talking about my thing, I completely meant it as my own problem. I probably brought it up a few other times even in my ao3 comments, god.. You are an amazing writer, but I'm the one that's not good at picking up some things. I never meant to make it seem like it "was your fault" ever.

You probably don't even know which anon ask I'm talking about, but if I made you anxious in anyway about your writing abilities, please forgive me because I did not mean anything in any harmful way. Honestly I'm pretty sure I meant it in a "Your writing is too good" because I couldn't get some things. I'm also just a little slow so yeah, lol.

it's okay!!! i really didnt want to upset anyone or make them feel like they had to overthink :[ i mostly just wanted to set a line because it felt like people were getting too,,, idk how to describe it. reliant on my input? it felt like people would push me to explain things to them that i purposefully wanted to leave up to interpretation, and in doing so it would kind of destroy the fact that it was meant to have several interpretations + they would act like something not being spelled out was a fault of the way i framed it narratively, even if that was the point. i wasnt directing it at anyone in particular i promise!!

i've been worrying a lot that its my fault somehow for being so quick to engage and overexplain, so i might adjust the way i handle things later down the line. ive always wanted to have a certain degree of distance from my work, where everything is fluid and my word isnt gospel and they can engage with or build off what i put in the text in any way they'd like because art is a living, breathing thing separate from me and that's why i love it so much, and i think i've kind of failed in that regard. i'll probably go out of my way to be more vague about fire at will in particular once it starts getting into the juicy bits. i'll just have to curb my impulse to spell things out.

[wackpedion]

jimmy in the ML like “is there any way we can just kill MORE people????”

jimmy urine raincode au!?!?!?!?

[ahogedetective]

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[puhpandas]

Y’all ever think if Gregory was never possessed and heard the childish names Tony called him he would laugh at the names or just side eye Tony for the name, bc wtf is “story destroyer”…

I think if Gregory wasnt possessed he and tony would have some serious beef😭