#sergio ramos incorrect quotes

[kylianmbappee]

Can you write Sergio Ramos incorrect quotes or convos

Sergio: you can't make everyone like you. You aren't y/n

Journalist:not everyone likes y/n

Sergio: who doesn't like y/n?

Journalist: no one, i just-

Sergio: i need names -

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Sergio: well i warned you

Y/n: you did

Sergio: but did you listen?

Y/n:no

Sergio: do you ever listen?

Y/n: no

Sergio: are you listening now?

Y/n: no.

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Y/n *sighs*: no one really loves me

Sergio: are you sure?

Y/n: yeah

Sergio,agresifely pointing at himself :ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Sergio: *does something *

Y/n, possibly drunk *: THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES

Sergio: Husband*

Y/n: EVEN BETTER

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Y/n: [does something ridiculous ]

Sergio: Great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you.

Y/n:..what?

Sergio: ANNOYED , ANNOYED BY YOU! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Sergio:i know you must be surprised to see me here.

Y/n: not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Sergio: Y/n , we tried things your way.

Y/n: No, we didn't.

Sergio: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n: Sergio i keep getting sunburned..

Sergio:...

[A Few hours later]

Y/n: Sergio where did the sun go?

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Sergio: shut up

Y/n: or what

Sergio: or I'll marry you

Y/n:

Y/n: * starts yodelling*

[spider-alvarez]

Mbappé: There's no i in team but there's one in pizza Ramos: So you're not going to share your pizza? Mbappé: I'm not going to share my pizza.

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Luka: *speaking Croatian*

Ramos: I know, I know.

Cristiano: You speak Croatian?

Ramos: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luka speaks.

[mebiselfandi]

Zidane: As captain you shouldn’t play favorites.

Sergio: What no I don’t play favorites!

Also Sergio:

[why-so-forward]

Zidane: Alright listen up you little shits

Zidane: Not you Sergio never you, you just sit there and listen ok?

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Some martin odegaard+others quotes because i had the brainrot (and because there are some Martin headcanons coming):

Martin: Are you drunk? Adam: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Milner: And the spirit of whisky.

Martin: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone* Gabi: Hey, Martin, how was your day? Martin: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Gabi* Hell. Milner, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

Adam: You look really stressed. Martin: Haha, it’s the stress.

Granit: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Martin: :) Bukayo: ;:( Martin: Turn that frown upside down! Bukayo: ):; Martin: Not sure what I was expecting...

Martin: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Sergio: Sergio: …Should I not have?

Kiyo: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Martin: Why start now?

Martin: Emile, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Emile: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Gabi: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Martin. Gabi: Gabi: Don’t tell him I said that.

Martin: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Cristiano: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

Martin: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection. Alexis: *Gives them a strange look and hands them a piece of gum* Martin: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

Gabi: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Sergio: Maybe a bit tipsy? Eddie: Drunk. Bukayo: Wasted. Martin: Dead.

Sergio: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Gabi: What the hell!? Sergio: Oh, sorry, my bad. Sergio, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Gabi, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Martin: I choose to waive that right! Martin: *screaming*

Headcanons launching soon to explain all this @millythegoat @colorsofmyseason @alexis-mac-allstar @bobbybecker-21 @liverpool-enjoyer @mbappesunderwear if you've got any questions or guesses, send them through in my inbox

[cadillac-ibra]

Messi: Se você morder e morrer, é venenoso. Se ele te morder e você morrer, é venenoso. Neymar: E se ele me morder e morrer!? Mbappé: Então você é venenoso. Jesus Cristo, Ney, aprenda a ouvir. Hakimi: E se ele se morder e eu morrer? Neymar: Isso é voodoo. Verratti: E se ele me morder e outra pessoa morrer? Ramos: Isso é correlação, não causalidade. Hakimi: E se nos mordermos e nenhum de nós morrer. Neymar: Isso é excêntrico. Marquinhos: Oh meu Deus.

[psgmisquotes]

Sergio Ramos: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of the kids.

Pablo Sarabia: You just said it again.

Hugo Ekitike and Timothée Pembelé:

Ranis: I am not a role model.

[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Gerard Pique: I know that we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry but—

Sergio Ramos: It’s not a rivalry you’re just always mean to me and it’s not unspoken you talk about it all the time.

[incorrect-real-madrid-quotes]

Ramos: I wasn't that drunk last night

Modric: You were flirting with Torres

Ramos: So? He's my boyfriend

Modric: You asked him if he was single

Modric: Then you cried when he said no

[kylianmbappee]

Hiii can you plz write Sergio Ramos fake text messages or incorrect quotes (I'm literally inlove with this man)

[footie-stuff-x]

Ramos: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Geri...

Gerard: But it is me

Ramos: No, it’s an expression-

Gerard: Your villain tricks won’t work on me!

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Ramos: Come on, Cristiano. Nobody actually believes that Luka is in love with me.

Cristiano, to the team: Raise your hand if you think that Luka is helplessly in love with Sergio.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Ramos: Luka, put your hand down-

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Lovren: There's something on your face.

Ramos: Wh-

Lovren: *punches him*

Lovren: IT WAS PAIN

[why-so-forward]

Neymar: oh right there *groans* there *sigh*

Leo: *giving ney a massage after he pulls a muscle from whipping the neyney too hard* yeah? that feel good?

Kylian and Sergio in the other room:

[croatian-nt]

Dejan: You piss me off so much

Ramos: I literally just said hello?

Dejan: Yet here I am, boiling with rage