#sex humor

[marylockwood]

[uchiwife]

a/n : English is not my mother tongue, so please excuse me for any mistakes I might commit in it. ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

ITACHI x SAKURA x SHISUI.♡

Shisui : She smells like vanilla. I always thought she would smell like flowers or spring.

Itachi : She’s a human being, not a plant.

Shisui : Yet I'd love to plant my seed in her p—

A kunai flew straight between the young man's eyes, only his reflexes saved him from imminent death, letting the weapon graze the older Uchiha's cheek. A small trickle of blood flowed from his slight cut.

Itachi : Watch it.

Shisui : ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU COULD’VE KILLED ME!

Itachi snorted : Could've fooled me.

Shisui : Why did you do that!? I was just–

Itachi : Being disrespectful.

Shisui : Excuse you ! Wasn't it you who talked about filling her so full of your cum that she would have your smell on her for a week?

Itachi : I don't know what you're talking about.

Shisui glared at his partner, a scathing retort on the tip of his tongue, but was interrupted by a new voice :

Sakura : Hey there.

Arms came to wrap around each of their shoulders, giving a gentle squeeze as a greeting.

Sakura : Still arguing? What was it about this time, huh?

Both men's cheeks heated up as they looked away. Shisui cleared his throat :

Shisui : Heeey, Sakura !

Itachi : Shisui was telling me how much he would enjoy doing some gardening. He seems to have taken a liking to plants.

She raised an eyebrow at him : Really? You?

Shisui : Don't listen to him, sweetheart. Itachi is so full of jealousy right now. He doesn't seem to appreciate my ability to plant seeds.

Sakura : Well, if you seem so passionate about gardening, how about coming over and cleaning my lawn? I'm pretty sure I have a floral scent on my shelf. Plus, it's spring, so it fits, right?

There was a choking sound, whether it came from Itachi or Shisui was yet to be determined. For the moment, the two men watched the kunoichi with wide eyes. Realizing that she had probably heard ALL their conversations.

Before either of them could say anything, Sakura turned on her heels, pleased with herself. She glanced over her shoulder, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

Sakura : Meet me at my place at 7pm. Don’t be late.

She paused, then smirked: That goes for both of you. Sakura said as she walked away while the two Uchiha's jaws dropped.

Shisui : Did she just…?

Itachi : I think so.

Itachi and Shisui exchanged a look, a silent conversation passing between them before they nodded and went after the woman, channeling chakra to their feet.

Shisui : OI SAKURA ! MATTE !

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[tombxynxtdoor]

What would do if either gender did this to you? I wanna see lmao

[therealmofamorus]

When Jaune hear the clapping of a thicc-assed girl:

[scottguy]

[darksaphire2002]

For the record, I think I'm hilarious.

[didzblog]

Lets laugh a bit! 🤣

[marylockwood]

Sexy baby

[loweffortartist]

TRUE LOVE PARTS 1 & 2

[scentedkingdomarcade]

Café ☕🤤🙃

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