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#sfw roll: nat 1
yourplayersaidwhat · 3 days
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[Inside a mindflayer ship]
DM: Aah, D&D, where you can go from fighting an eldritch horror straight to stabbing a butthole with a dagger
Player: Technically it's a dagger on a stick...
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avocadosfromfigaro · 6 days
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LET’S GET DOWN TO BARDNESS
AND SEDUCE
SOME HOES
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Lee!Eddie Munson Headcanons
Eddie Munson x Reader
Strictly SFW; fluffy, playful, and plenty of romantic + platonic sweetness all around, very self indulgent
Note: Some of these hcs might diverge from the canon storyline, so do with that what you will <3 Major thanks to my tumblr moots for inspiring me and helping make these hcs happen. Prepare for the biggest ler moods of your lives /hj /p
Warnings: Brief mentions of w33d usage (Since Eddie Munson is canonically a dealer). That section is marked for the start and end of it if you would prefer to scroll past it <3 Please do what is most comfortable for you /gen
*Spoilers for Stranger Things 4 Volume 1 under the cut!*
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Eddie. Munson. the ler-leaning switch, is the epitome of being able to dish it out but not being able to take it. That 20% of the time that he ends up as the lee, he CAN'T HANDLE IT (/lh /p). 🫢
He's ASTRONOMICALLY ticklish. DEATHLY. ticklish. Mans has got some nerve being as mean a ler as he is when he's probably eons more ticklish than you are.
You know his fear-induced tantrums? The anxious squirrelly screechy swearing? Yeah, imagine that x100. That's how he reacts when he's tickled.
"ShitshitshitshitSHIHIHIHIT! FUHUHUHUCK! PFFAHAAA! GOHOHOD DAHAHAMMIT! SHIHIHIHIIIIT!"
"Wahatch youhour mouth, Munson~!"
Speaking of squirrelly, you know his lil angry stomp after fighting the bats? (Cutest bitchfit I have ever seen in my life) And how he reacted when Erica rolled the nat 20? (An actual chipmunk of a man) Yeah. He gets all jumpy when you tickle him and it's the cutest. thing. everrrrr. 😭❤️
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So now just envision those reactions with the swearing when he's getting tickled. 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
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One thing that absolutely kills him (/p) is when you strategically poke at his back, before clawing at his sides. He will fold like a lawn chair as he giggles uncontrollably (Like in that gif above. Actual honeybun 🥰).
Another thing that will happen if you tickle him... insults. He'll insult you the entire time you're tickling him (unless he's in a super soft mood and really needing the affectionate tickles. I'll elaborate on that in a short bit).
He KNOWS you'll just tickle him more if he back talks you. He does it anyway. It's not like he didn't know what would happen if he did! 🫢
"NONONONOHOHOHOHOOO! WAHAHAIT! ACK!"
"Call me a jackass again, Eddie. You'll just be laughing harder~"
*Cue Eddie calling you another name instead, which just leads to more tickles*
Eddie is the type to curl up and giddily kick his legs. Istg. (Especially if you go for his belly) Full on rapid kicking at the air.
He just cannot stay still. If you fluster him enough, he'll hide his face in his HAIR (Like when he partially hid behind his hair while talking to Chrissy). Such a precious lil bean. 😍
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Let's go ahead and talk more about the death spots on this man. He has, the most unusual death spots ever. And it's effing adorable.
Ears. YES. EARS. (tumblr moot came in CLUTCH with this hc right here) If you lean close and whisper in his ear or lightly blow, he's gonna squeal. He can't. handle. it. Highkey, there are times where his own hair has him squirming.
You and Steve (ler!Steve instantly has Eddie blushing beet red) have a technique. One of you whispers teases in his ear while the other deadass tickles his other ear with his own hair. Rest in peace Eddie AHSJSHJDJR (/j /lh) 💕 He's gonna be red in the face the entire day cause y'all flustered him that badly.
Eddie better hope luck is on his side if he has to sit between you and Steve on a long drive. Nancy's the one driving and Robin gets the passenger seat, so one of you remaining three is getting tickled the entire way. Whoever sits in the middle is done for- You and Steve love ganging up on Eddie when he's been a smartass.
"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! FUHUHUHUCK! FUHUCK! GEHEHEHET OHOHOFF! BOHOHOTH OHOHOF YOUHOUHOUHOU AHAHABSOLUTELY SUHUHUHUUUUCK!"
Onto the next death spot! His wrists are unbelievably ticklish. If you're holding his hand and your thumb brushes the skin on his wrist, he's gonna flinch and bite back a giggle.
Of course, you notice his reaction and proceed to trace patterns on his wrist while he repeatedly slams his other fist on the table or arm of the couch to cope with how badly it tickles him. He tries so hard to stay composed.
"You alright, Eddie?"
"Mm-hm! P-Peheachy! *AHEM* Just f-fihine- WOAHWOAHWOAHWAHAHAIT! GOHOHOD DAHAHAMMIT, Y/NNNN!"
*cue his voice cracking when he tries to answer you, before he immediately breaks into loud laughter when you opt for blowing a raspberry on his wrist*
Jumping right from the wrists, Eddie's ankles, YES, HIS ANKLES- are a killer ticklish spot. Like one of the worst (best in his case <3) spots for him to get tickled. He's gonna scream like a final girl in a slasher film. 💀
Just make sure you're not in kicking range because Eddie kicks as a genuine reflex. He'd never hurt you on purpose though. In fact, he warned you beforehand that it's an automatic reaction (he's a sweetheart 🥰). So, you've never actually gotten kicked. 
Steve on the other hand... He got kicked once and promptly tickled Eddie to bits for it- LMFAO (himbos, these two).
"STEHEHEHEVE! IHIHIHI SAHAHAHAID IHI WAHAHAHAS SOHOHOHORRY!"
"All's forgiven! Doesn't mean I'm not gonna tickle the snot outta you, Eddie!"
There's one spot that's worse than his ankles, though. His entire back, but specifically the shoulder blades. Especially if he's got back tattoos (which let's be honest he probably does 👉🏾👈🏾At least I like to think he would 🤧💕). If you tickle his shoulder blades, or the spot where his neck and shoulders meet, he will MELT TO THE DAMN FLOOR.
Other death spots include his knees (Istg those fuckin ripped jeans sucker-punch me into a ler mood 😭 I just wanna make him happy and distract him from all the traumatic shit he's been through) and the backs of his knees, the nape of his neck (also would be deathly if he had a tattoo there- totally not just saying this because I have a tattoo on the back of my neck /s), and the palms of his hands.
Like I said though, Eddie's ticklish everywhere. Those spots just happen to evoke the strongest responses.
To conclude the death spot hcs, every spot where Eddie Munson has a tattoo is MAJORLY ticklish. He's not opposed to soft, affectionate, comforting tickles on his tattoos tho. 👉🏾👈🏾
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Or just soft tickles in general. Especially when he's sad. And (Duffer bros willing if he survives volume 2 istg) he'd absolutely need a safe and happy distraction when the memories of Vecna killing Chrissy jump to the front of his mind. Poor sweetheart just wanted to finally graduate and ended up getting traumatized and witch hunted... 🥺
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Snuggly and comforting tickles remind him he's safe and now has a group of people who would fight to the death to keep things that way.
*W33d mention here; I will mark the end of the mention with another starred message*
Stoned!Eddie adores tummy tickles. I don't make the rules. 🏃🏽‍♀️He's also a lot more vocal about wanting you to tickle him and gets extra clingy (CUTE AF).
"Y/NNNN~ I... Can you...? I need a giggle. Please?"
You know the grabby hands and the puppy eyes? Yeah, he does those. Especially while baked. Whether you're his friend or his partner, he just really adores you and becomes a snugglebug x50 if he's stoned. (He also becomes an even more flustering tickle monster when he's high- but, perhaps we'll explore that in a future fic)
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*End of w33d mention*
I can't make this hc list without talking about Eddie's laughter. Soooo, time to talk about his laughter! 🥴
Rapid. fire. GIGGLES!!! Like the kind that just keep on going with the occasional sharp inhale of air. 😭 It's adorable (You know when Eddie was trying to get the boat motor to start up while being chased by Jason and Patrick? That kind of laugh. But not out of panic).
If you get the right spot, he screeches before cackling loudly. Similar to the kind of cackle he did during the D&D game, except a lot louder and more screechy. It's the kind of laugh that makes you lose it and start laughing too because it's so contagious.
The SNORT! Catch him off guard and he'll full on snort. The first time it happened you just had to pause and squeal over how cute of a sound it is.
Steve is going to wreck Eddie's shit for keeping the snort laugh from y'all for so long. Eddie's gonna half-heartedly plead for you and Robin to save him. You don't. 😇
"It's your fucking fault for not letting us hear this sound sooner, Eddie. You can't just act this cute and expect not to get tickled for it."
And, the SCREAM- I'm talking high pitched, voice-cracking, "you're going to kill me" type scream. And the first time you heard it, you fell over giggling and just about crying because you never would have expected that sound and it was so adorable that you couldn't function.
Eddie 100% glared at you at first but the moment he saw how genuinely geeked and giddy you were about it and that you were laughing because it was THAT CUTE, he started smiling, and then giggling (And 100% set out to get that kind of scream out of you the next time he tickled you 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️).
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After Eddie's all tickled out, he gets super timid and shy, but he also craves all the affection possible. So if you're a friend and okay with platonic snuggles and hand holds and hugs, pls give him lots.
If you're his partner, give him lots of kisses while you're cuddling him. Tell him you love him and watch him hide in your shoulder. (Cute cute cute) 🥰
No matter if you're friends or partners, Eddie loves you with all his heart and it means the world to him that you put so much effort and care into making him happy and giggly.
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LER. MOOD. OVERLOAD ABSHHADHDHEJRNB 😭😭😭💕💕💕 Eddie Munson is so effing cute and oh my gawd he deserves to feel happy and giggly and safe. He's the biggest cinnamon roll of season 4 istg. T-T DUFFER BROS, IF YOU KILL HIM I'M SUING /hj
Stay tuned 🥺 I'm preparing a shit ton of fluffy Eddie Munson content to help us all get through whatever hell the Duffer brothers have prepared to put us through with the final two episodes. /gen
Until next time!
~ Ushu 🤍🖤
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sweetandsourfics · 2 years
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Show Stopper
Eddie Munson x Theatre Kid Reader | SFW | 1 of ?
Summary: The Freak and a Theatre kid. Who knew that Eddie would find his Princess behind some poorly constructed props?
Warnings: Explicit language, fluff, Eddie being a sweetie as usual.
Author's Notes: This is part one of 2 (maybe more, idk) of Eddie and his little Theater kid lover. Yes, you heard me! Lover. Feedback would be very much appreciated. I love hearing everyone's thoughts and opinions. PS. Eddie would 1000% call you his princess.
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The Hellfire Club conducts their sessions in the auditorium hidden amongst the props.
Often they are entering just as you and the other theatre nerds are leaving.
Polite smiles and shy waves are exchanged between you and the Hellfire members.
Tonight was a night where the Hellfire members crawled into the shadows and tested their warriors. Unknown to the members, a lowly drama club member stays behind from her pack.
With the school's production of 'The Snow Queen.' Only a month away. You had volunteered to stay behind and try and finish painting the Ice Queen's castle with a few others. Who all left an hour ago.
The Hellfire Club chattered away. Their voices bouncing off the high ceilings. Hearing them made you feel less lonely as you painted another layer of blue onto the plie wood.
That was until they went silent. It was eerie how quiet they all went. You swear you could hear a pin drop.
The silence was cut down by Eddie's booming voice. He narrated passionately of where the players last left their campaign.
Eddie's voice pulled you into the scene. It didn't matter that you have joined the story many hours deep.
The stoke of your paint brush began to slow. No longer dipping from water, to paint to board.
You winced has players were injured and cheered to yourself as a few Nat 20s were rolled. You'll have to ask what it means but you have picked up from their victorious cries that it was a good thing.
You got so lost in Eddie's words that you didn't realses time slipping you by. It wasn't until Eddie announced that they should stop for the night you looked at your watch.
10:08 pm
Shit. You curse under your breath. Collecting brushes. In your haist you didn't see the tin of Fresh Ice Blue.
With a deafening clang the tin tumbles spilling it's contents painting your sneaker and the stage floor.
"Shit! Fuck! Shit!" You string out a line of curses discarding the brushes to quickly stop the spill from pooling.
You didn't hear Eddie leave the Hellfire's sanctrume until his voice comes comes from behind you. "You okay?"
"Yes-no." You panic, "I've knocked over some paint."
Eddie pears around you, cringing at the splattered paint.
Without being asked Eddie peels off some pages from a pile of news papers and starts to clean the mess.
With Eddie's help you manged to sort of clean the paint from the wooden stage.
"It's...not bad?" Eddie winces through his teeth.
Rubbing your eyes, you let out a defeated sigh. "It's questionable."
"Very questionable but I didn't see anything. I was the only one here." He says moving dramatically. "No theatre nerds in sight."
You couldn't help but smile. He always manged to put a smile on your lips. Even if he or you didn't realise it.
Tossing the balled up paper in the bin you look up at the leader of the Hellfire club. "Thank you- for the help."
Eddie flashes you a toothy grin. "It was not a problem."
A silence falls between the two of you. It wasn't awkward but it was heavy with unspoken thoughts.
Eddie clears his throat, kicking his scuff shoe against the stage. "I've got a game to pack up so, I better get started with that."
"I'll help. You helped me with my mess it's the least I can do."
You follow Eddie as he disappears behind the false brick wall. Moving through the maze of probs he leads you to his throne.
You're jaw drops as you see the remance of the Hellfire's game.
"This is some set up."
"Nah, it's not that impressive."
"Yes! Very King Eddie and his knights of the....rectangle table."
He laughs proudly, flopping onto his throne. "A king? The princess of the drama club has growend me king!"
You play along with his dramatics, "and may I say your majesty you can spin a good tale."
"You heard?"
Shyly you pick at the miniatures. "I didn't mean too." You gesture to the ceiling, "acoustics."
"Blame it on the acoustics." He teases.
You can feel your cheeks grow warm with a blush. You hope Eddie doesn't notice.
Once the Hellfire's mess has been tidy the two of you leave side by side. The night's air nips at your skin.
"Do you need a lift?" Eddie asks.
You try to sputter out a polite decline. You don't want to be an inconvenience but he swoops in with his kind words before you find your voice.
"I wouldn't rest not knowing if the princess has or hasn't made it to her castel."
You stutter out. "I would really appreciate it if you could."
"Then follow me, princess."
Again with pet name. If any other boy called you Princess you would have destroyed them verbally but when Eddie says it. It sends the butterflies in your stomach wild.
"That's my ride." Eddie gestures towards a beaten van. "I know that it isn't the type of steed that is worthy of a Princess but-"
"A trusty steed is better then a shiny one."
Eddie's van spuuters to life. The head lights eating the shadows and a drum solo shaking the quietness.
You look down at your shoes faking interest in the new paint splatters. Squeezing your fingers, you scold yourself for being so awkward.
You can sing and dance in front of hundreds of people with unbreakable confidence, yet an audience of one Eddie Munson has your confidence eating itself.
You are grateful for Eddie's music as it makes the silence less tense, and Eddie's fun facts about the song or band does force you to squeak out a few words.
Eddie turns down the radio as he pulls into your driveway.
"Thank you again, Eddie." You like the way his name feels on your tongue.
He smiles softly. Those dark eyes observing you. "It was my pleasure. "Til next time, Princess."
Climbing out of his van, you wave goodbye as you close the door. You took two steps before the glow of the headlights started to recede. Spinning on your heel, "Eddie!"
You shouting his name forces him to slam on the break. Eddie pokes his head out of the driver's window, "what?"
"Come to the play, yeah?" You squeeze the strap of your backpack.
"I'd love to!" A smile breaks out on his face.
You can't see them, but you know his dimples are on display.
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yourplayersaidwhat · 25 days
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“damn, she got them DnD’s”
Fighter, after DM described a very well endowed bar maid
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yourplayersaidwhat · 1 month
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"She's hot, domineering, and went straight for my neck. That does things to people"
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yourplayersaidwhat · 6 months
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Wizard: I would like to spread the rumor that Lord Montague has a small dick.
*rolls dice*
Wizard: I rolled a natural 20.
*later in the session, while gathering information about robberies in the area*
Wizard 2: have your heard anything at your local Tavern?
NPC: I hear Lord Montague has a small dick.
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yourplayersaidwhat · 1 month
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DM: Dying resets your virginity?
Reborn bard: Yeah!
DM: No???!
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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 months
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In a mindflayer lair, coming across a sphincter door that the DM is struggling to describe
Player: Is it yonic?
DM: I don't know what that means
Player: Pussy-like
DM: Oh, no, but you're on the right track
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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 months
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(Context: we play as fallen Greek gods and deeded to speak to Apollo?)
Apollo, making a sex joke: sleeping? That's not what BEDS are for.
Me, playing Hypnos, the god of sleep: yes it fucking is?!
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yourplayersaidwhat · 7 months
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The party has just woken from a long rest where a few of the characters got rowdy in the night.
Rogue: Yeehaw~ *winks at husband*
Bard, who is a cowboy: do…do yall roleplay as me in bed..?
Rogue, no hesitation: yes
Monk Husband: sometimes we take turns
Bard: i wish I could unknow that
Rogue: shit uh Cleric do you know any unmemory spells
Cleric, looking through her spells: I have Remove Curse….would you consider this knowledge a curse?
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yourplayersaidwhat · 7 months
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DM: You do notice that he's breed- sorry BLEEDING profusely
Barbarian:
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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 months
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"Ectoplasm does not work as lube."
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yourplayersaidwhat · 6 days
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Did she just call me what?!
Rogue-Bard: i’m trying to be more open to everyone, you know? 
A literal goddess: your legs don’t count.
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yourplayersaidwhat · 10 days
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Wizard: I'll try Minor Illusion — I want to scare them.
Ranger: Make them picture [Rogue] naked, that's intimidating.
Paladin: Didn't this campaign open with [Rogue] naked?
DM: Yep.
Rogue: Well, I had my hat on!
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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 months
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It was a Phylactery but...
DM: It’s a rather difficult book to read. Roll Int.
Cleric: That’s a 14.
DM: You rifle through the pages and a few words catch your eyes. “All litches are attached to a Phylactery-”
Cleric OOC: A phalic area?
Ranger OOC: I also heard phallic area.
DM: It was a Phylactery but she rolled a 14, so she read phallic area.
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