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[neurovarious]

im losing my mind over this absolute thing called a catshark (and alternatively a dogfish) what an animal

[shark-a-day]

Todays shark is...

The Bramble Shark!

Fun Fact: The Bramble Shark, Spinous Shark, or Spiny Shark, is a rare, large, sluggish, deepwater shark found mainly on continental and insular shelves and upper slopes at depths of 400-900m!

[hispherenothing]

No one handles a trident better than them in this smp.

[rufinator]

Frilled Shark Sketch Idea for the long canvas

[bettingonducks]

Their designs go hard fr

[oozeandgoo-art]

heard it's open season on yachts down here

[kysluts]

not to b a nerd rn but fuckkkkkk i fucking love sharks man.

[mothbrainrot]

earlier this year i made a very unserious joke about making mack captain next year to steal the record as youngest in nhl history from mcdavid. however now with all this couture stuff…… look i’m just saying. it could be funny

[beedokart]

Sharkified the whole gang for Shark Week.

Freddy and Vicky are hopefully still recognisable despite shark-ification.

[mistercakerz]

Hey Chat! Meet my wife~

[halfbaked00q]

office work CC culture is so funny to me. sometimes the person you email just CCs a random person or several random people in with no explanation, and you never find out who these people are or why they needed to be included in. They never say anything. Do they even read these emails? maybe it just clogs up their inbox

Also funny is ppl who care about the nebulous hierarchy of importance or power as represented by listing order in CC. OBJECTIVELY funny thing to get worked up about; and yet, some people do

I can't decide if Q should have no opinions on this, or sets of Highly Nuanced And Specific Opinions about it.

Maybe it's both-- *he* doesn't care, BUT he knows exactly who DOES, and absolutely weaponizes it when he deems necessary.

for example

"Dear Quartermaster,

Thanks for taking care of xyz! Just as a gentle reminder, emails should be listed in the CC field in order of importance of the receiver's role in the project.

Best regards,

Janet Walker"

"Dear Ms. Walker,

Thank you for the very valuable contribution on this highly significant project. However the receivers list was correctly configured. If you have concerns about the division of duties within the project feel free to discuss this with your supervisor offline.

Have a good evening,

Q"

Like. it's gotta be fun, right? to be able to snark so openly but plausibly deniably. It's, like, recreational. Like if you're gonna PVP *him* about it oh boy you better be ready to catch rocks.

[oensible]

watching the pickles tank talk video with the biggest fuckign grin on my face like I KNOW ABOUT THAT!!! every once in a while, im pointing like I WAS READING AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS AT 2 AM A YEAR AGO!!!!

[heckyeahponyscans]

Proposal: a remake of Jaws where just as he's going after a yacht, an orca t-bones him out of nowhere and eats him

then the orca sinks the yacht

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

specific attorneys as mermaids.... oh man I gotta see what you do for the specialest of boys, raymond shields himself!!! thank you so much for this~

Thank you for the ask mr. raymond! Hope you enjoy

Send me an ask and I'll draw a Mer-attorney!

[puckpocketed]

hold onto this feeling.

[doodleddaisies]

Toff was with the devils briefly (some of last year idk exact dates and such)

I knew he was with the kings before and I think the stars but I didn’t realize how many teams he’s been on (wdym he was with the Canucks for a few months???)

I can’t believe this was his first year as a shark! I thought he was a shark vet!