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[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "Enid, cover your eyes"

Enid: *lowkey scared* "Why??"

Wednesday: "Because I want where we go to be a surprise"

Enid: "Ok... just don't murder me"

Wednesday: "I would never let that happen"

[wolfxplush]

Lovette was given pepper spray her first year as a prefect cause her uncle worried she wouldn’t be able to handle it.

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Miko could convince Megatron that he is an alien lolcow without explaining what a lolcow is.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Bonnie looks like she could crush us in her hands like a tiny bug hot

you are correct.

[aparticularbandit]

Junko: I will do the Tragedy and everyone will feel despair and it will be horrible and wonderful!

Junko, after having done the Tragedy: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME SUCCEED how am i gonna get my despair hit now all of you suck

[theydrewfirst]

Ya’ll don’t have to hear me out because even I know she’s a toxic woman but please-

Hear me out

[gardencactus]

Okay wait

If Mr.Benedict is the parallel to Reynie

And Dr.Curtain is the parallel to Sticky

Then the Benedict sister should be a parallel to both Kate and Constance

[lilgynt]

[swimmingleo]

gloria gaynor could try to get clout from french supporters and yet she chose the larry community

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[littlestpersimmon]

Metamorphosis

[akanemnon]

This whole family is friggin weird

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[matrix-pawz]

I just realized it'll be 2035 (ish) when my youngest brother finally graduates elementary. I'd be fucking OLD, my middle brother would be a year younger than me, and our parents would be in their 50's ish (they didn't want to live past 40 and most of my family dies in their 40-50's bc of a genetical heart thingy 💀💀💀)

[nooling]

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost