#she deserves so many headpats

[eaeaeasaggresively]

ANOTHER COVER!!! I tried to put in more effort this time, so it came out better ^^

This time i did rolling girl.

This song means alot to me, thank you so so much Wowaka, and rest in peace.

[disgracedghostprincess]

A quite moment

(The background is a screenshot from the show btw so— not mine!!!)

@theemployees

[crow-girl-cock]

Hai :7

I love you!

yes you!

click this.

now for introduction.

my name is Renée Corbeau

but you can call me ren or crow

I love crows! they feel like family to me and I hope next cycle I get to experience the life of a crow.

I have gone through alot in life and fancy myself some sort of activist by proxy of that pain, am I perfect? fuck no! I am still learning and probably operate under toxic bias still despite all the effort I have put into growth.

I'm adhd, autistic, anxious, depressive, dissociative, probably some degree of plurality.

I'm a gender non-conforming transwoman, definitely puppy coded, and severely down bad for women, especially butch women!

that being said the human body is beautiful. especially fat bodies, I'm a sucker for meat :3

all my guys, gals, and non binary pals deserve kisses (assuming that they want them)

I love gender fuckery, people who actively blur those lines are doing the lords work.

despite being very friendly and appearing slightly outgoing sometimes, I am very shy and dont have a very large social battery.

if I ever dont respond dont take it personally there are loads of reasons why this could be.

U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U

I am kind of a red mage when it comes to special interests, I know a little bit about alot.

(all lists are not ordered and not exhaustive)

some examples include;

from gaming~ pokemon, zelda, elderscrolls, darksouls, minecraft, osu!, space sims (elite dangerous, astroneer, dyson sphere project, hardspaceshipbreaker), roguelikes (noita, deadcells, gungeon, vagante, slaythespire)

from other media~ pokemon again, bluey, adventure time, atla, bee and puppycat, studio ghibli (nausicaa is goat), csm, bleach, dragonball, naruto, she-ra, dungeon meshi

from *gasps* real life~

space (and metaphysics), nature (it's peculiarities and the many funky adorable little guys born in it) I'm definitely a poser but skateboarding and rollerskating (I really want to get into rollerderby) philosophy (to the extent that any skid is);

History!

(not as well read as I would like because there is so much of it, and so much of the truth is buried under misinformation, but I have deconstructed the whole western myth of how things went and painted myself a much clearer picture as to how things got so bad and am learning new things about the world all the time, please feel free to info dump about anything history related I'd love to hear it. anthropology and archaeology too obvs)

Art!

(this is my chosen field for better or worse >⁠.⁠< I am going to college for web and graphic design (2024-2026) I might extend that an extra 2 years to make it a bachelor of design and hope to one day make graphic novels, beautifully illustrated with deep thought provoking stories)

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ ૮꒰՞⸝⸝- ༝ -⸝⸝꒱ა ໒꒰՞⸝⸝. ̫ .ܸ⸝⸝ ꒱ა

Kink! (definitely subject to change)

petplay, musk, intox, bondage, impact, cnc, degradation, somno, hypno, blood, knives, size difference probably more I haven't thought of

I'm poly and very t4t

I'm a switch but this hellsite has been steadily turning me into a bottom day by day heheh

but no actually

I used to be a hypersexual dom pre-transition

but E has made me alot less uncontrollably horny and far more sensitive and inclined to seek vulnerability, all my drive to dom has dissolved

also I suck at tagging and will sometimes will reblog art/random things from tags without checking bios

if that upsets you or makes you uncomfortable please see the block button for more info ;3c

.♡. .♡. .♡.

anyways since you made it this far

here have some headpats

spread kindness please and thank you ^v^

As above, So below.

Hai :7

I love you!

yes you!

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

I've read a fic about the PM cockblocking dazai ( couldn't found it to credit it) but it inspired me :

The Port mafia are protective of their favorite executive, dazai have already hurt chuuya enough for their taste, sure he accepted and understood why he left but the lack of an explanation even After his comeback hurt him.

So when dazai tried to confess to chuuya and woo him, he was always distracted, his subordonate suddendly need his help or training tip or akutagawa need his advice, he's asked by Paul to help in the basement , kouyou need to see him or mori have a mission for him all that happen when he and dazai are alone and he's ready to confess.

One time is a coincidence, two time is a pattern !

And it didn't help in the agency when kouyou have an unrepentant kyouka as a traitor, she like dazai and is grateful for his help but kouyou promised her that she can eat all that she want in exchange and to accept to give her a Bunny as a pet and she even got praise and headpat from chuuya it's a no brainer what she will choose.

So dazai have to face the PM like Scott Pilmgrim or god game in Epic the musical but instead of evil ex or god , it's chuuya's family and Mori is the final boss .

He play dirty especially when he made a surprise to an extatic chuuya and organised a reunion with members of the sheep who got an explanation for chuuya's behavior and that he never betrayed them with shirase help who testified ( he went to the reunion with Adam).

It wasn't a good news to dazai sure chuuya deserve that and he's happy for him but chuuya gave them all his attention and Yuan was amongst them and even after all this time they don't get along, they're willing to act nice for chuuya's sake but it was full of passive agressive fight.

But the worst in all that was the shovel talk, it was horrific .

But After having been made to suffer many challenge and proving to chuuya that he was serious, they dated and chuuya got his own version of the shovel talk but his cooking, his Gossip about dazai ( and akutagawa for atsushi and kyouka + Verlaine and kouyou for kyouka) and his wine for yosano who was one of the hardest to accept him won the agency over ( and how professional and hardworking he is for kunikuda who while he's proud to be dazai partner bitterly regretted to not have the hardworking part of soukoku in the agency).

[adorable-ones-tournament]

Only The Cutest!

Hello Tumblr I impulsively decided to start yet another competition, this time based around the CUTEST of characters. The ones that deserve a headpat, a hug, and everything they could ever want simply for being cute enough.

Competition inspired by others like @pinkhairswagtourney @catgirlgames @weirdgirlshowdown @mad-scientist-showdown @autismswagsummit @adhdswagcompetition @bisexual-monarch-tournament

>>> Nominate cute characters here! Deadline is Friday 2/24/2023 at 12:00pm PST! You have about a week, so make it count!

Submission Guidelines:

The requirement of 'cute' is a little more broad and subjective than most of these competitions, so just submit what you feel is right

Submit as many characters as you like! But try not to submit the same character more than once

No, my PFP being Ruby Rose doesn't mean she's getting in by default. If she doesn't make in I'll just change my pfp to someone who did

It doesn't have to be an actual character. Submit a fictional species if it's cute

Fictional only! No real people will be allowed into the competition

[microcebusarnholdi]

this picture

emotions™ under the cut

she's so 😭😭😭😭 perfect

something caught my eye in this frame specifically and i don't know how to describe it but it makes me all happy and giddy

the smug expression, the eyes, the tiny smile..... i'm on my knees crying. i luv everything about her. it's impossible to not love her. the entire person she is, her tough exterior and her soft heart, she needs to be appreciated and cherished every day. she deserves poems to be written about her, ffs!

my life has been brighter ever since Clover's in it, she helped me in so many ways, she fixed me and i would do the same thing for her in a heartbeat. she made me feel again and it doesn't matter if the feelings are good or bad, i'm still SO HAPPY!! (going through some pretty fucked up stuff atm, but Clover is single handedly keeping me sane fhfdhfjfh)

i want to make her happy too.... wrap her in a blanket, give her a headpat and a cookie.... my gosh, i am MELTING, i am WEAK

she means everything to me 😭😭😭

rant over i'm a mess on the floor

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Weekly Roundup: prompts

fgo

Ritsuka goes to Jeanne Alter for help in with make up application, and she’s all too ready to help her inexperienced master. Not that she’d show it.

smut, gudako getting dp'd by girlcocks pretty please

something fluffy between Hajime and Guda please! Just wanna see these two be happy is all

smut, Spartacus despite his everything is actually very caring in bed

Douman pulling progressively stupider ideas out of his ass to trick Kama and to his growing confusion they keep fucking working because fem!mc likes being flirted with autistic-style feel free to decide if you wanna write f/f or f/f/m just make them as pathetic as possible okay

After being forced into being a prince, and then being shafted (poor choice by Eli, but I digress) our favourite old man Prince Li Shuwen is all alone.... I think he deserves some love from a princess (or Prince, if you want) of some kind. He deserves it after all his hard work! (how did he even get his hands on the tiny outfit for the pumpkin?)

Medb slips into girl Ritsuka’s bed at 1 am for some cuddles, only to find her archnemesis Ushiwakamaru already cuddling the Master. Well, you know what they say: the more the merrier!

Nightingale and Agravain are forced to learn to respect women

More and more new Servants are answering Chaldea's summons because word has spread in the Throne of Heroes by heroes, villains, and even counter guardians that being summoned to Chaldea is basically the best possible outcome.

noncon, Gudao rapes Elizabeth. She cries.

smut, It’s Halloween time! Gudao celebrates by having an orgy with all the Elizabeth variants. It’s what they deserve.

We can have Aesc or Morgan carrying Habetrot in her shoulder as if she were a Pikachu.

smut, Mordred is probably the only one who puts up with Kama's depraved and perverted requests. Be it licking the goddess' sweaty armpits or giving her a rimjob before plowing her ass, the knight is willing to full whatever she demands.

smut, Morgans love for Britain gets her rewarded in the best way possible, she gets fucked by the literal concept of Britain itself.

smut, alright, so, that osakabehime/ritsuka somno fill most definitely awakened something in me. setting that aside, could we get another scenario with that same prompt with another ritsuka/female pairing? my only other request is to make it just as consensual and fluffy as that one was. many thanks in advance

anything with Berserker Vlad... go wild. can be as spicy or as wholesome as y'all want. 🙏🏼

That last prompt made me realize Ozy prompts are super low which is criminal. So to add: Guda promised Ozy they would never summon his wife Nefertari as Ozy does not want her risking her life. So when she randomly pops out one late night it's their job to hide them before the Pharoah realizes. Shenanigans ensue

Ozymandias invites Arash over for the night. While everyone, even Arash, thinks this is a booty call, Ozy actually thought it was about time to tell his bestie about his wife and brother.

Ok, so I wasn't able to find ANYWHERE a fic between Gudako and Ushi, and this is my opportunity to change that! I would love for it to be kind of warm and cute, but if you want to take it into smut territory too, hey I am here for it! The thing I really want to ask for though, is Ushi headpatting Ritsuka. The girl is probably like 10 cm taller than her Master, she should be the one delivering the pats!

any

anything sneeze kink related please... i dont even care who its with

smut, any of the old man Servants getting pegged. they deserve only the best

smut, One of the servant streamers gets fucked live on stream

[summertimemusician]

Linktober 2023

Sage

Disclaimer from the get go: All platonic this time! I don't like writing Wind or Wind Waker Link or many people from his games in a romantic context so don't be weird about it guys, Reader is also the same age (unless stated as older) and if anything is implied, it's only on the stage of boyish crushes and otherwise either strictly friends or sibling-like relationships for obvious reasons, if it's not stated on that context of crushes then please take it as platonic. Seriously, don't make it weird. I mean it.

On a lighter note, the Wind Waker Sages are really underrated and I would die for Medli. Makes the older sibling in me want to give her headpats.

There were some constants to Hyrule that you’ve learned over a period of time, experience and outside observation.

A Sorcerer King will inevitably rise (some times just a sorcerer, some times just a king albeit a powerful one), traveling to other worlds and times can basically be another Tuesday when that inevitably happens. Links will always be kind and at their very best when protecting others (which was equal parts heartwarming as it was exasperating, because you knew the Chain would run themselves to the ground if you didn’t keep make sure to keep an eye on them as they did one another, always giving so much of themselves away to a point you always worried there would be nothing left), and that Zelda’s were forces of nature with divinity trapped beneath their skin that should not be underestimated, for they were willing to go through any length of sacrifice for their people and kingdom even if it includes themselves.

Sages, whoever, were another matter entirely that no one can really prepare for, from Nabooru to Gulley and even the Zelda’s themselves. Wise beyond their age and always willing to lend a helping hand to the kingdom should it be needed, always one step behind the Princess in support and only closely followed by the Hero and the Sheikah, chosen seemingly at random but still more, in a way, as magic brushed against their skin with the affectionate touch of an old friend. It was honestly a little intimidating.

Which was why meeting Medli was so refreshing.

“I’m happy to meet you, I hope you’ll feel welcome here in Dragon Roost Island.” Came the sweet thrill of greeting from the young, chestnut haired Rito as she took your hand in wing, smiling gently, “My name is Medli, Link talks quite a lot about you.”

You blink, tilting your head, “Does he now? Hopefully only the good things.” You laugh, a bit awkwardly, you’d be the first to admit you’re way out of your depth ever since you were dropped into Hyrule, but you were trying your best.

She nodded enthusiastically, you think you can see her feathers ruffling from excitement, cute, “Mhm! He talks about you quite highly, in fact-“, she gets a glint in her eye.

You hop back as Wind comes in like a tempest at sea, cutting her off in offense,“Hey! You promised you wouldn’t tell!”

“Well it’s true, I’ve only ever seen you that excited about Tetra and Mask, they deserve to know.” Countered Medli, Wind crossed his arms with a small ‘hmph!’.

“Would you like it if I did the same about Komali?”

Medli gasped, feathers puffing up in surprise and almost dropping her harp with a stern squawk which you quickly dove to catch, exhaling with relief, it looked important to her, “You wouldn’t!”

“I would!”

“But it would just distract him!”

“Don’t care, you spill my secrets I spill yours!”

You couldn’t help it, you laughed, patting their heads on instinct. Can anyone blame you? They’re precious. “Alright, alright, settle down. Why don’t you guys show me around? You did mention a nice dragon lived here, Link.”

Medli immediately brightened up, excitedly diving into all the information she could about Lord Valoo, as he was called, while Wind took your hand and dragged you along.

Mhm, you quite like Medli.

[frostcorpsclub]

Name: Jasmine Angelina Frost

Nickname(s): Jaz, Angel, Minnie 

Main Ability: Freezing Kiss- The user's kiss can be used to freeze another being, creature, or possibly object via kiss. This kiss could cause them to freeze to death, be frozen solid, suffer frostbite or possibly turn to ice. This power is often deadly and is usually always active. (Source: Superpower wiki)

Personality: As mentioned in his bio, her favorite brother Jeremy may seem like the odd one out at times but Jasmine is the true black sheep of the Frost family. From a young age she found herself connecting to her parents' victims in a way that no one else in the family had. Their pleas for mercy and appeals to emotion with descriptions of their loved ones did not fall on deaf ears. It wasn't that she necessarily understood why what they were doing was wrong at that age but she knew what pain was and that nobody deserved to go through it. Hearing it and the way they would talk about these poor people while it was happening, before, after, it made her stomach hurt. She decided one day that she was never going to hurt a soul and has been an outcast every day since. This lifestyle choice was made around the same time that she was discovering her gender identity so for some time most of the animosity between her and her father wasn't focused on her lack of bloodthirst. It did come in to things, one of Jack's many weak coping theories was that she only "wanted to be a girl" to take the weight of the expectations the boys had off of her shoulders. Eventually, she was able to get him to understand things from her perspective. Which gifted her a new problem. Before her siblings would be dismissive of any small attempts to get them to see their wrongdoing now Jack does it too. Instead of lashing out at her judgment he condescendingly pretends to listen as he would with any of his daughters shallow sensitivities. Cooing and headpats have gotten very old. The softness between her and her father, especially during the time he was coming to understand her, has left a positive connection that she just can't shake even in the face of his coddling. This is not the same case with her mother. Suzy arguably cares less about her kids being killers than Jack but considering her agreement with everything he says combined with her lack of emotional warmth, to Jasmine, it seems the exact opposite. She enjoys her own company more than anyone else's but this isn't entirely the reason Jasmine chooses to do things like eat her dinner alone in her room. When her mother attempts to show affection by sending down an extra helping of meat Jasmine sees it as vindictive. As though Suzy is trying to rub salt in Jasmine's wounds, very aware of the fact she can never fully escape anthropophagy. Despite being one of the more moral members of the family Jasmine tends to see most things through a cynical and avoidant lens. In the current stage of her life she'd, understandably, rather talk than actively make an attempt to save any of these human lives. So she can come off as a bit of a bitch. To cope with her situation as a child Jasmine often found herself getting into places around the house that people often didn't go to, where she'd stumble upon her brother Jeremy who was usually doing the same thing. For many years she was like his little shadow, enjoying the company of the one person who wasn't indescribably evil in her eyes. Even when she got older and threw herself into her work he was always able to help her loosen up and have a little fun. She’s fascinated by the occult subjects that Jeremy introduced her to but not because of any promises of further power, instead because of the further depth it gives humans and the world around them. They look for meaning, they hope, they feel. Especially on the topic of herbology, they have intimate relationships with plants and see the personality in each of them, just like she does. She trusts that there's a world somewhere out there where everyone cares for each other, weaknesses are healed. Understood. A world she does make some attempt to create at home, using her plants to try and teach her younger siblings some compassion. More often than not though, this fails, convincing her further that she’s almost entirely alone. At least she’s got Jeremy, whenever she fails he's right there to comfort her. He doesn't exactly agree with her but she can’t be the only good thing to come out of this house.

Trivia

Whittles her coals by hand to shape her eyelashes.

Doesn't enjoy putting her hair up and only does it because her mother insists so she doesn't get it dirty. There are still often leaves in there.

She spends a lot of time with the younger kids to try and instill compassion in them but she doesn't actually enjoy interacting with kids. The non controlled mess stresses her out.

Despite her family's relationship with the hellish plane she's still somewhat what some may call spiritual.

She has a collection of crystals she finds helpful for different emotional ailments.

She also is Jeremy's partner when he does tarot readings. Jasmine is the more empathetic and understanding side to Jeremy's horrible "tough love" advice.

[rh-confessions]

hai :)

i have some Tangotronic headcanons and i want your opinion on them yay yay yay! 🌺

Partner is named Rosaline and she’s in her 20s

When Rosaline was a child, she loved robots and would often design some back in elementary but would always get bullied. Later around high school, she started to work on a robot she designed called the Tangotronic, a tango dancing robot, since she was interested in learning tango back then. She took automation classes in college and built him there. He was completed by the time she graduated.

She did take tango classes as a child and teen as well

The Tangotronic loves being stroked on the head by Rosaline

They love cuddling but when they do it’s always Rosaline on top of the Tangotronic because ofc he’s an 800 pound robot

The side parts of the Tangotronic’s head can be controlled by him to go inside his head before he goes to sleep so he doesn’t injure or harm Rosaline with them. He would also wear those corner guards meant for tables on his head for safety

🌺 Omg hii!! Thank you for sharing your headcanons!! There's so many!! I'm sorry I took a while to reply l.  I'll try putting my input on each one if that's alright!

• Honestly yeah I can see her being in her 20s! And Rosaline is such a cute name you picked!

• Her being the one who made the robot is so awesome!! Poor girl though :( didn't deserve to be bullied. But atleast she's now happy with her beloved robot :) I really like this hc aswell. A sweet happy end for her!

• For the cuddly stuff: all of that is so super wholesome!! Such a shame poor Tangotronic can't lay on rosaline xD but it's understandable. Atleast he's getting the headpats he deserves and loves!

• And the last one is so smart!! He wouldn't want to hurt his partner so it makes sense :)

[ruthlesslistener]

Update: junie and the birds are doing well. Juniper also broke her thermometer/hygrometer because she peed on it, but she's happy and healthy and looking for a mouse as usual. The birds are sleeping but are apparently just as vigorous as usual. Celeste's grave is beautiful, and is in a pot so we can always take her with us. She was buried in her favorite little princess blanket, and has parsley and basil along with flowers on the top. She would have eaten all of them if she could.

I'm trying to focus on the positives, but the sick feeling won't go away. It feels like some sort of fucked-up dream, but it's more real than anything around me. I can feel the fur on her nose and the soft structure of it when I give her a good morning kiss. I can smell her scent, that dusty teddy bear smell you get with stuffed animals. I remember the way that her body felt when I cupped her side in my hands, and how she'd settle down and lean into me while grinding her teeth, because she was so small that my hand nearly spanned her side. I remember how her eyes would do that sort of soft happy look when she'd start munching on her meals and the wet crunching of the kale leaves (her favorite) and how her lil mouth would scrunch up when it was too big, how she'd eat the leaf first and leave the spines for later, how she'd find clever ways to tip her bowl or push out her hay so that she could still eat it lying down. I still remember how it felt to hold her, a little three-pound warm weight who felt more fragile than anything in the world, and how even though she hated it she would always wait for her treat and ask for headpats later, as if she knew that I wanted to apologize for offending her. I still remember how her little ears would bounce with every hop she took and how she'd put her paws up on my legs and nip my arm if I stopped petting her. She had a way of communicating that went beyond words or facial expression, and as mysterious as it was, her personality was so strong. There was too much of her to be placed in such a tiny little body, dolled up so perfectly that she didn't seem to be real. She always seemed too cute, too perfect to be real, but she'd nip you and pee on you enough times to make you remember. And her love felt like the best thing in the world, like she chose you out of all the other unworthy people in the world and was pleased with her choice despite it. She had a way of presenting herself like a matriarch that made you feel special, so much so that it was common to hear my mom sighing 'oh Celeste, what would we do without you?' during times where she was stressed and Celeste's serene calm was the only grounding point that would help. She was the anchor point for all of us.

She was alive. She was so, so alive, and so vibrant with life. Even when she was slowing down, the spice turned to a mellow kind of sweetness, she never lost that life. It just became gentler. She ran. She played. She demanded attention and would sit and wait until someone sing-songed that they had a 'flower for the lady,' and presented her with the choice cut of the bale, no matter what. Her paws were slip-slidey and she'd tip more often when she'd groom and grunt like a squeaky chair, but she was still keen-witted and always knew when my brother wanted to catch her or when dinner was supposed to be served. The day before she died, she demanded pets from my mother, and my mother, laughing, told me of how happy she would be when we came home to see her again. How pleased she would be that there would be someone always there to offer the attention that the queen deserved, even though she needed a toenail trim. And I laughed, because I missed her so much and the last thing I wanted was to be faced with the particular cold wrath of a rabbit fresh out of a claw-trim. I was only supposed to be there for Thanksgiving. I knew her temper would outlast my stay.

And she's gone. How can I reconcile the loss of her? There were so many little things that made her her. She was the glue of the family, the one person we all loved with no point of contention. She was a continuity, sunbathing or shaking her little paws out to groom or eating her hay in a way that made it spin circles around her face. She used to trick us to give her more lunch by acting starved if the person who looked at her empty bowl wasn't in the room when she was fed, and by ignoring the one who did when they came by. When her eye was infected and we had to bundle her up to give her the medication, she learned how to duck her head in a way that made it impossible to give to her, even though it was her favorite flavor (banana). She wasn't just a something, she was a someone. How can she be gone? She's as stable as the sunrise. She cannot possibly be gone.

But she is. And it is night.

[eaeaeasaggresively]

YAOYAOS GOT SUCH SQUISHABLE CHEEKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

For dating game: Donna Noble for a non Mash option from something I'm pretty sure I've seen you reblog stuff from, BJ, and Klinger

I can't believe I got 2 Donnas for this game and neither were the MASH one haha. And yes I AM a Doctor Who fan but like with Twin Peaks I'm only a shallow fake one because I only feel really passionate about RTD era :( sowwy again. I'm 0 for 2 today. But at least I didn't skip MASH s1-3 AND I didn't skip the 9th Doctor AND I read Laura's diary + Dale Cooper's tapes. So now everyone has to give me a little headpat and forgive me and say they're not mad at me thank you <3

Donna Noble

I couldn’t handle Donna QwQ I couldn’t match her energy it’s very sad :( I feel like I would do the exact opposite of what the Doctor did for her in terms of bringing out her most amazing qualities. And I do really try to highlight and praise the qualities of people in my life!! I just don’t know if I could help her reach her full potential. Which sounds like one of those weird therapy-talk approaches to relationships but unfortunately sometimes when you really admire someone you actually do start thinking about things like “am I supporting her journey effectively” and all that. But this is just a date right so it can just be a casual thing. I feel like Donna is someone with whom I could straight up be like Hey so I was never socialized properly and your last relationship ended comically terribly so do you want to like try practicing dating with each other? I think it could be fun! And then eventually she could move on to find happiness with Mr. Temple :)  

Wait actually sorry quick tangent if Donna doesn’t remember the Doctor what does she think happened to her fiance from way back when. Does she. Does she remember the giant alien spider or. Hang on--

BJ Hunnicutt

BJ Hunnicutt is the human equivalent of Disneyland. Everybody in the entire nation is absolutely obsessively feral over it it’s sooo beautiful it’s sooo fun you just HAVE to experience it it’s a quintessential expression of the American dream blah blah blah. But I will never attend this overpriced (constantly borrowing money) and overcrowded (too much competition from the rest of Mashblr) theme park. I do not care for its fastpass system (willingness to cheat on his partner) or its uninspiring coaster design (anger issues), and I am further offended to hear of the constant introduction of cost-cutting measures that harm visitor experience (growth of mustache). Not even the prospect of purchasing a fully functioning Cogsworth clock (chance to join the Punnihawk polycule) is enough to tempt me. It’s not happening. I am going to Dollywood (Maxwell Klinger).

Maxie my beautiful girl Maxie whomst is so very adored by me

My wife my kitten my sweet snuggly wuggly good time gal. My Dollywood. Know that I love and adore Maxwell for eternity <3

BUT. I must love her from afar because I couldn’t in good conscience waste her time when I figure there must be a more compatible match out there, ya know? Like, I know hardly anything about baseball and I wear the same clothes every day and I don’t eat red meat so I can’t even share those beloved hotdogs. Max deserves the Best as I’m sure we all agree, and we know he wants a serious long term partnership. I want the same thing, so I know that such a lifelong, committed relationship should be with someone who finds themself more easily compatible with Max’s tastes and interests.  

On an unrelated note, Charles sure seemed to get super into baseball in War For All Seasons, huh? :) And we know he cares a lot about his clothes, as we see him hiring a personal tailor at least once! :) And he was surprisingly eager to get to share in Max’s hotdog delivery in The Grim Reaper, too! :) So many random fun facts in this world \^w^/

[bluem00n007]

Hello!! Thank sm for understanding, but it's good to see you and I hope you're doing well too!! Moving on though, if your theory about arcturus is right, I'd be drowning in angst at this point. The idea that his memories are wiped and he's being used to close to the summoner hurts, but man would it be good material to play with in fanfics and headcanons. Also, it's honestly an honor that you wanted me to see your comic, and I'm so glad that I did!! It was absolutely spectacular, and I'm not exaggerating. I was blown away by everything, and by the end of it, I was feeling so much emotions that it crushed my heart in a good way. Now all I want to do is to hug vanessa and vega and tell them I am cheering the both of them on!! But only if they're comfy being hugged.

I really want to say more, especially about your ideas on the effects of imprinting, but I think I may need to type them on a different ask if it's alright with you. It's already late at where I live in and I don't want this ask getting too long lmao. I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible though, there's so much I want to say!! And no need to apologize for the length of your reply, express yourself as much as you want!! It's fun to hear your thoughts.

Take care!!

Poor arcky, he deserves a hug and a headpat, he can destroy the world for all I care I would give him lots of hugs

Also you are making me blush and my cheeks are hurting from smiling so wide AwA you are so kind and sweet, thank you so much!!!!! (Ps Vanessa says she would love a hug!)

As for asks, please send as many as you like, I love getting your asks, they are always so interesting and I can keep going on about them! Like they make me think and put that thought in words, you have no idea how much I appreciate them, so yeah, send as many asks, headcanons, theories, etc. as much as you like and I would absolutely love to hear what you think about imprinting \(^w^)/

[seelestia]

lbrh lia zhongli is probably a fellow caffeine addict bc he drinks so much tea on regular hdkfjsfj

i've actually never really used carrd, but i've seen really nice ones like dust's masterlist so yea definitely an option there!

at first i wasn't too fond of the fact that he was kinda able to 'delete' himself in the new reality but seeing his attitude about the whole thing made it up to me... like, ok fine maybe you deserve that chance to atone... /grumble /j

what are my hands for if not for headpatting zhongli hehehe

al haitham with his third eye lmao-

i actually haven't seen the livestream eep i was out when it went live... i did check the banner tho. devastated. i wanted kaveh on nahida's banner bc i want them both ;w;

BOTH OF YOU ON TIMEOUT. i'm surrounded by caffeine addicts. (/j) squinting at ayato and heizou who most likely stay up late for work reasons.... wanderer could've been my savior from all this but then again, he likes bitter stuff, so coffee being smth he fancies isn't off the table at all— i do think he'd prefer bitter tea over coffee tho! so, you'll probably see me dragging him along whenever i come to visit your teahouse <3 he likes the atmosphere in your teahouse but he won't say it out loud. (/lh)

mmm, i think ms. dust's carrd is super neat with the way she arranges her info! <3 carrd is a vv flexible site; as long as you know how to tinker with the settings, you can make it look however you want! although i just follow helpful tuts on yt, hehe. i also have my own carrd which is a bit diff from ms. dust's just to show the range of the site! thank you for the notion tips tho, rin jie, i think i'll stick to using notion for personal reasons >:3c what am i, a salesperson. sponsored by carrd™ (/j) speaking of wips, rin jie... just a fancy question, but how many do you have rn? hehehe. 👀

MHMMM, understandable!! the moment i saw that scaramouche wanted to 'purge' himself so that his old friends could have a second chance at life (the little found family in tatarasuna will forever have my heart. niwa <//3), it clicked for me and i was like: OH. SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAD A REDESIGN. and 'amnesiac' wanderer, even if he only got screentime for a split minute, was so cute with his gentle and polite demeanor (because it's so unlike the one we know LMAOOO) <3

i find it so fascinating that he wasn't able to change anything, that everything associated to him in terms of memories and knowledge were gone but he, as in his existence, was still there — in a way, it reaffirmed the inner workings of irminsul to me?? it was confusing with greater lord rukkhadevata so when this was demonstrated the second time with wanderer, i think i got a teeny tiny better understanding of it. i also love how his desire to 'delete himself' aligns with a line he said in his story trailer ("ashes") which was "i wish i'd never been born at all" <//3 SORRY I THINK I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY TOO MUCH.

noooo, i still hope you'll be able to get kav! it's such a shame that it couldn't be a 2-in-1 for nahida and kaveh wanters 😞 i still writhe in pain because wanderer doesn't have a rerun next patch BUT THEY MADE HIM LOOK SO GOOD IN THE TRAILER?? aaaaaaaaa. on my way to steal rin jie's wanderer and abduct him like he's a pretty princess (/j)

[ilovekazuhaa]

can you write for mirabel x fem reader and like it's a sequel from mirabel with affection deprived reader:D and now it's the next step they do cuddling lessons!!

btw make reader taller do what you want with that information (you know) bc tall is something i'll never be

add kisses and them squishing each others cheeks and headpats and cute words

ps: thanks for your hard work and thank you for being my friend 🤎😁

Cuddles with Mirabel :)

part 1

btw there’s a little bit of spice!

ofc, i’d do anything for you :))) enjoy this bc u deserve it

After you became more comfortable with physical touch, Mirabel was very surprised when you asked her to teach you how to cuddle.

You had taken a big step very quickly, she didn’t think you’d change so fast after months of resistance and uncertainty.

“Sure I’ll help! You sure you’re ready? Take your time, I’ll always be here to help you either way.”

After insisting that you were ready, she nodded and clicked her pen as she wrote on her clipboard.

You thought it was so cute when she mumbled to herself, the vision of her plan playing out in her head. She let out a little ‘oh!’ and blushed but tried to play it off. You pretended not to notice.

“So… how does right now sound?” she asked.

“Right now?” you responded.

“Only if you want to. We could always plan this another day or-”

You cut her off by nodding. This was something you wanted and you weren’t going to wait any longer for it. There was no point.

The girl didn’t even give you anytime to say anything else because she took your hand and dragged you away from the kitchen, leading you to the nursery.

When you two finally reached her room, she took off her shoes and lied down in her bed, taking off her glasses and putting them down on the bedside table.

Allowing her head to hit the pillow, her curly fluffy hair went in her eyes and she scrambled to get them out. It was quite funny and adorable. You heard her little ‘ah!’ and grunts, and you tried your best to hold in your laugh.

Taking notice of your expression, she looked at you and asked “What’s so funny?” as she sat up.

“Come” she told you, patting the small, empty space next to her “The bed is waiting.”

You couldn’t help but notice the slight flirtiness in her voice as you blushed and did as she wished.

Taking of your shoes, you leaned on the bed and your arms shook a little. This was scary because you were taking the next step into your journey with physical touch. But not only that, you were cuddling with the girl you liked!!! How could you not be nervous?

As you sat down on the bed, you heard the springs under you move and you felt them sink under the weight of your body.

Mirabel was laying down next to you and patted her hand on the pillow as she gave you a sweet smile.

“Come on, you’re almost there.”

Lying down hesitantly with so many butterflies in your stomach, you finally let your head hit the pillow. You turned to Mirabel and tucked your hands to your chest nervously.

“So what’s next?” you ask.

“Do you wanna be the big spoon or little spoon?”

“Huh?” you were so confused because you had never heard of these expressions before.

“Hold on” the girl told you, reaching over your lying figure as she grabbed the pink transparent clipboard that sat on the bedside table.

As she hovered over you for a second, your nerves almost got to you. Her chest was so incredibly close to your face that the ruffle on her shirt tickled your nose. Her hair touched your forehead and you felt like you wanted to have her body pressed against yours already.

Lying back down, she showed you drawings (that she drew) of people cuddling and the different positions.

“See? this is the little spoon/big spoon thing.”

“Ohhh” you said “I think I’ll be the little spoon then.”

“Good choice. I cant wait to have me bundled up against you!” she added, pinching your cheeks.

This made the both of you burst into laughter. When she let go, your cheeks were tinted red but not because of Mirabel pinching you.

“Okay, now let’s focus” the girl said as she put the clipboard back on the bedside table, returning to her previous position, her body facing you.

You two looked into each other’s eyes and you almost got lost for a second. Her silky, curly brown hair continued to fall in front of her face despite how many times she pushed it away and those big eyes stared right back at you in wonder. The setting sun shone through her window and the light casted a golden shadow on the bottom half of her face, highlighting your favorite feature of hers— her lips.

They were so pink and plump, with not a single imperfection. They were practically begged you to kiss them with the way they were pulled into that smile.

Oh god that smile.

Your eyes darted to every part of her face and as you looked down to her chest and you saw how her chest rose and fell with every breath she took. Her gold colored shoulder was exposed to the warm atmosphere that suddenly surrounded you.

The blanket above both of your bodies began to feel suffocating, but not in a bad way. You wanted to be swallowed whole by this blanket. Maybe not by the blanket, but by the person you lied under it with.

“Sooooo you just gonna stare at me all night or are we gonna cuddle?” she asking jokingly.

“Sorry sorry!” you said, covering your eyes with your hands in embarrassment “I’ll stop!”

“Maybe you should turn around to hide your blushing face better” she added and you immediately turned around.

You felt your face so hot and you were so nervous. Mirabel then came close to your ear and you felt her lips rest on them for a moment “I’m just kidding. I love it when you look at me like that. You’re so beautiful.”

You only scoffed in response to mask what you really felt. Inside, your heart jumped and you fell in love with her all over again.

Not looking back, you took her hand and wrapped it around you, bringing it close to your chest.

Naturally, this made Mirabel’s body press up against yours, and you felt her nuzzle her face into your neck.

She then planted a gentle kiss on your neck. You felt how soft those lips were and you wanted to kiss them so badly. You tried to savor the feeling of her lips on your skin and imagined them doing unspeakable things.

Feeling every crevice of her tiny body on your back, you tried not to think about the things you would die to do to it right now. Hopefully that would be the next step. She loved you and you loved her after all, and being a teen was the time to experiment.

Silence enveloped the room for a few seconds and the sexual tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

“You know, you really are good at this! Even though you’re the little spoon.”

You could only laugh in response “This is my forte” you joked.

Mirabel let out a small ‘hm!’ as she began to squeeze you a little tighter and you felt her rest her head on your pillow.

Wow. Mirabel’s bed was small enough and now that she was laying on your pillow meant she was really close.

“God I could just kiss you.”

“Then do it” you responded. You almost bit your tongue but at least you said what the both of you were thinking.

Smiling, Mirabel grabbed your shoulder as she sat up, pushing it so that you were now laying flat on your back.

She tucked a strand hair behind your ear as she leaned down and kissed you. You were only left to stare at her wide eyed in shock, but you eventually closed your eyes and kissed her back.

She cupped your face and caressed your cheek as she kissed you deeply. Her soft lips moved along yours with such ease and curiousness it made you never want to pull away.

You put one of your hands on her hips, pulling her even closer to you as the other tucked her hair behind her ear because it was getting in the way. The heat of this moment could never be interrupted. It was so perfect.

Mirabel finally pulled away after a solid minute. The both of you panted, totally out of breath but that didn’t stop her. She continued to plant soft kisses on your neck and chest. You tried to ignore the two heartbeats you felt. They were both yours.

As you licked your lips, you tasted her on them. She loved cinnamon, and in that moment that was all you could taste.

When you two regained your breath, she came to kiss you again and left several pecks on your lips, cheek, jaw, and chin.

Finally finishing, she plopped down next to you once again as she looked up at the ceiling.

“As the world’s best cuddler, that’s what you deserve” she told you, turning her body so that she was now facing you again.

You turned your body so that you were now facing her as you took one of the hands she had bundled up to her chest and kissed it gently.

You then intertwined your fingers with hers as you scooted closer.

“Smooth” she said.

“I know” you told her “I know how to treat a woman.”

She just laughed “Thank god this woman locked the door before we started this” she pointed her lips to you “Don’t think I didn’t notice.”

“Fine, you caught me” you said, letting go of Mirabel’s hand and softly grabbing her head as you brought it close to your chest “Only because I wanna spare you the embarrassment.”

“Sure sure” the girl responded “You’re sneaky, you know that?”

“That I do know” you chuckled and kissed the top of her head as you ran your hands through her locks.

With Mirabel’s head resting on your chest, she began leaving little kisses on it, in an effort to get you all flustered.

Spoiler alert: it worked. She could practically hear your heart beating out of your chest.

She then reached her hand out and started to pat your head, her hand only reaching to the level of your ear.

“What are you-“

“Headpats” she said “I can only reach to your ear though because you’re too tall and my arms are too short.”

“So… ear pats?” you said.

“Yeah. I guess that’s what you could call them.”

A little later, the consistent headpats soon became sloppy and slow, signifying that Mirabel was falling asleep.

Taking her hand, you put it on your waist, allowing her soft hand to rest on your exposed side.

You then left another kiss on the top of her head as she finally dozed off to sleep. Her little snores echoed in the quiet room and you felt her drool a little on your shirt. Honestly, she was your treasure. You’d move mountains for her.

The sun set slowly but surely that day, and it took all your fear away with it.

You bid a final farewell to your fears as they melted away, and you couldn’t be happier.