#she got me so hard holy- 🥵

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Watch My Back (Haz/bin)

WELP I didn't think I'd be whumping the short king before my deer boi but HERE WE ARE. I blame @instarsandcrime for my newfound simping after this absolute disaster of a man 🥵🥵🥵 and this got INDULGENT LET ME TELL YOU. Now, enjoy this fic based on a prompt by my aforementioned friend, where Alastor plays bodyguard to Lucifer and finds out Mr. Silly has a holy wound (and then unFoRtuNatELy gets whumped by the author). ;)

“Must I?” 

Charlie gazes dolefully up at the Radio Demon, hands clasped in what some people (not Alastor of course) would call prayer. 

“Pleeeease, Alastor?” she begs. She doesn’t ask for a lot, but this request seems…well. Strange. Really? A bodyguard for her father? Fathomless.

He sighs, bandwidth crackling. “Very well, though I really don’t see the necessity for it. Your father is quite capable of taking care of himself, you know.”

Behind them, Lucifer picks up a glass trinket between two sharp fingers to examine it, his mouth crooked and casual. As if connected to it by a wire, Niffty’s crimson hair stands on end. She all but teleports to Lucifer, startling him so suddenly, he drops the trinket, shattering it so it’s shards fan across the hard floor. 

“Noooo!” Niffty bursts into tears, her tiny arms scrabbling to scoop up the pieces. “My new boyfriend got me that!” she wails. 

Alastor hums. “On second thought, perhaps he could no sooner care for himself than tie his own shoelaces.”

Charlie resists the urge to smack him. “Alastor, you have to be nice.” 

“Mm~ I’ve already agreed to help you. Let’s not push the limits of my capabilities.” 

Charlie hurries off to give the news to her father while Alastor swaggers toward an empty table propped flush against a wall. Niffty hadn’t finished decorating this one, but Alastor has quite the idea for it anyway. He was just fluffing the long white petals when the pouting visionary of Hell stomps over.

His gaze crawls over the perennial plant and he scowls harder. “What are these?”

“Lilies! Aren’t they swell? I thought you’d appreciate some charm during your stay, oh esteemed one,” Alastor’s voice is sticky with sarcasm.

Lucifer scowls at the sadistically named plant. He sucks on his lips and Alastor suppresses a chuckle. 

“Are you displeased, sir?” 

“Hm, what?” Lucifer blinks out of his wayward thought. “No, of course not,” he thumps his cane on the plush carpet. “Do whatever. I don’t c--hiih!” 

Lucifer jerks away, eyes pinched. He dips down with a strange, “IkPFShw!” The jerk of his limbs strikes a bronze anteater figurine and, again, sends the trinket crashing to the floor to break into pieces. 

“NOOO!” Niffty screeches, flying to its rescue. “My other boyfriend made that for me!” 

Lucifer’s fingers squeeze his moist cheeks and he sniffles thickly. “I…I do apologize, little one. I--”

She rears back and kicks him in the ankle. “You’re the wrong kind of bad boy!”

Lucifer grunts as she skitters away with the pieces tucked into the balloon of her apron.

Alastor smothers a snicker at his expense, antlers lengthening just a tick. 

“Well,” Lucifer draws the word out, adjusting his crooked bowtie, ignoring the flush in his own cheeks. “I have errands to run--”

Charlie suddenly appears in the doorway as if the word ‘errands’ manifested her. 

“You’re leaving?”

Lucifer’s lip forms a triangular frown. “I, uh,” his cheek feathers, “Sweetie, I have to make appearances now that I’m not…”

“Self isolating for years on end, with only negative self talk as your social activity, and trying to get through it by throwing yourself whole ass into repetitive passion projects that seem fulfilling at the time but end up not meeting your expectations just like your own self image?” Angel calls from the bar.

Everyone stares at the puffy porn star. Husk rolls up a newspaper and smacks him hard upside the head. 

“Ow!” 

Lucifer scratches his jaw anxiously. “Uh, yeah. That.” 

Charlie masks her disappointment with a glimmering smile. “Well! I’m sure that will be a great bonding exercise for you and Alastor!”

The two men exchange wilted looks. 

“Sshhhhhure sweetie!” Lucifer faux beams. He straightens his tophat and pats his thigh at Alastor as if coaxing a dog. “Come on attendant. Pip pip!” 

Alastor’s teeth grind, smoke trailing as he follows behind the shorter King. 

“Have fun!” Charlie waves her whole arm after them, fangs flashing in her winning smile. “Make good choices!!”

The bar Lucifer goes to is on the edge of the pentagram. The outside is brown brick partially crumbling but held together with thick, gristly magic. A scarred bouncer with gills and an oval mouth allows them in without a word.

Inside, the music is surprisingly tolerable. No thumps and booms, no bleats and drops like clubs Vox would have dragged Alastor to.

It’s…refreshing.

Lucifer makes a beeline for a corner clear of furniture but thick with an assortment of hellborn rulers and a few overlords. He must be making those appearances…

To Alastor’s right, a sinner catches his eye. A silver-haired demon with long rabbit ears and a plaited braid. Her features are guarded and soft with youth. She holds an empty glass, bone dry. A purple nail taps the rim, her eyes fixed on the bottom but not really seeing it.

Alastor pauses at the young woman, fingers curling tightly around his cane. The youth’s dull eyes flick to his and her soul bares for a fleeting moment. 

Fear. Abuse. Mangled by hands more powerful and more able-bodied than she. 

Alastor feels his blood ignite, his fangs sharpen with desire for vengeance. 

The youth flinches, reacting to Alastor’s anger, not knowing the cause.

A faraway sound skirts the edge of his rage, strangely familiar, a twisting of lips and grating throat.

The sound snaps Alastor’s rage into shards and he blinks himself back into the noise around him. He circles toward the bar, moseying his way through the greasy crowd and leans in to hum statickly at the barkeep. 

“Serve that young woman anything she wishes,” he gestures to the silver haired sinner. 

The barkeep grunts, “She's gonna wait her turn.”

The Radio Demon growls, his height and timbre climbing several inches. “Apologies…I was not clear.” His claws cut jagged lines into the wooden counter. “I meant Ń̷̤̫̎̄̽͆̈̏͐͜O̶̭͂̃͑̚W̶̧̡͙͍̊́͆̾̚͠” 

The barkeep swallows and nods. And moves to obey. 

Now, where the fuck is his highness?

Lucifer has buried himself in the cloud of sinners and hellborn. Alastor doesn’t recognize some of them. He doesn’t move in those circles--not for lack of trying. 

They’re chittering away like warbling fowls. 

‘So and so! Good to see you!’ 

‘It’s been too long!’ 

‘How are things on your side of the pit?; 

‘Still tormenting in the ancient methods?’  

‘Have you seen the big guy in charge?’

‘Oh he’s still jacking off to his thunderbolts AH HAH HAAA’

Dreadfully boring.

One of the more vibrant hellborn cracks a joke and Lucifer tosses his head back in laughter. It sounds fake as fuck. 

Something slips under Alastor’s foot, giving him pause. It’s the scent--something venerated and familiar...

He looks down and sees a spatter of gold dotting the grimy tile, with a larger puddle at the tip of his shoe. 

Curious, Alastor taps his cane to the floor, leveraging himself so he can kneel. He bends low enough to dip a claw over the silken, rippling surface. 

As soon as his skin warms with the liquid, his nerves purr. The buzz tingles up his body and he shivers violently.

His throat crackles, “Hvv٨ﮩSH٨ـﮩZh!” 

Smoke mists from him and he wrenches away from the puddle, wiping his hand on the end of his coat. Hmph. A strange enigma…

His ears twitch, picking up another trill of laughter from the gaggle surrounding Lucifer. How long is he going to put up this farce?

Alastor watches the king of Hell intently and recognizes uneasiness in his firelit eyes. Definitely a veneer, batting away personal inquiries and distracting with jokes or redirecting by asking after the speaker. 

Oh, clever bitch he thinks he is. Alastor sees right through him. The Radio Demon hones in on the audio, intent now on eavesdropping. 

“...majesty,” a thatchy demon gurgles, boisterously laughing along with a large forked claw grasping his square belly. “How’s the wife?”

Lucifer’s smile slips, brief, and the gleam in his eyes dim. “Oh, fine, fine. Beautiful as ever, of course. And how is your partner? Are you still dating the Y2K virus?”

The square demon barks a laugh. “Oh, no no no. We broke up ages ago. Toxic as fuck. Noooo, I’m dating Vine now. You wouldn’t believe the cosplay sex--”

Lucifer slaps his chest and gasps. “Vine died??” 

Alastor groans. What the fuck are they talking about?

Lucifer suddenly makes a jerking motion, mirrored by a violent squeak. Alastor’s heart races when he sees the King wince and bend in what looks to be a pained twist. 

Fuck! Is he actually being attacked? Alastor vanishes in a cloud of spindly shadow, reappearing next to Lucifer and spurring shocked gasps from a few of the rulers in the group. 

“Your highness,” the Radio Demon titters, with as much respect as he can fucking muster.

“H-hgxPST!” Lucifer’s raspy sneeze bursts into a squeezed fist, startling Alastor, who hesitates his next sentence. 

Was he wrong? Did he overreact and now he came to Lucifer’s rescue over…a fucking sneeze? Rrrgh. Shame sharpens his claws around his microphone and anger shortly follows. How does this asshole even sneeze without a nose??

Lucifer scrubs his face with his palm and lets out a ridiculous whoop. 

“Hooo! Sorry about that! Didn’t mean to scare ya, buddy,” he jabs Alastor with his elbow as if they were best friends. Alastor’s teeth powder with the effort of restraint. 

“No worries your hig̵͐h̶̘̕n̴̡̕e̴s̵͛٨ـs.” his smile climbs nearly into his eyes. “I am here to serve.” He hooks his arm under Lucifer’s, linking elbows so the King cannot escape and dragging him away, ignoring the startled protests of the shorter man.

Alastor stops when he arrives at the golden droplets and releases Lucifer before tapping his cane on the floor. “Have you seen this?” he asks, cracking his neck to the side inquisitively.

Lucifer rubs his finger over his chin and hrms. 

“Ah, well,” he shrugs, barely looking at Alastor, “Someone must have spilled ambrosia I suppose.”

Alastor’s brows shoot up. “Ambrosia? What, may I ask, is that?”

He didn’t think it was possible for someone so ceramically pale to whiten further, but Lucifer seems to do just that. “Ahhhmmm, nevermind…” Lucifer’s fingers brush the hem of his suit and his face crimps. He clears his throat and slithers away.  

“Will you excuse me for a moment?”

Alastor scoffs. Even if he might have been wrong about the sneeze, there’s a chance he isn’t. And his gut is telling him something’s amiss. He’s not about to let this asshole swan off alone. “Oh, I’m sorry, but I was charged with your care, your grace. I have a duty, you see~”

Lucifer’s eyebrow twitches, annoyance painting his face with a flush. “I assure you, I can use the fucking restroom by myself,” he gives a fangy smirk.

“In a dump like this?”

“Alastor, leave me the fuck. Alone.”

Before Alastor can press further, Lucifer does indeed swan off. The door to the restroom clips shut, separating him from the King.

What a dramatic wretch. Well, a door won’t stop a demon. A clattering rap with the back of Alastor’s hand causes a thump from within followed by a vexed, “Occupied!”

“Obviously. Yet I am entering regardless.” Alastor grips the warm knob. It rattles, hinges reisting as Lucifer’s protests grow increasingly less convincing.

“I’m--hhh! I’m fi--Ihh! Hii! XSH! Ehk’SHHh-HieWW!” 

Yeah fucking right. Alastor better fucking get in there or Charlie will have a field day with rainbow sprinkles. 

A flurry of sound, thudding and grunts of…is he in pain? God dammit! Miserablefuckingcocksuckingpieceof--

Finally the door wrenches open. Alastor wades inside and a wash of humid air hits his skin, making him cringe. Lucifer is bent over the white marble sink, heaps of tan paper towels littering the counter, some having fluttered around his feet dark and anointed with a glittering substance.

His face is currently wrapped in the crook of his elbow and his shoulders shudder with heaving breaths, “IX’SHWW! HF’pSHW!” His sleeve absorbs most of the sound but it still sounds truly dreadful, “Nghh…” 

Alastor grumbles disapprovingly, “I am starting to suspect you’re lying, sir.”  

Lucifer’s hat lies to the side, top down and limp, as well as his cane. A clawed hand grips the sawed edge of the counter, the King holding himself steady as he shakes with the effort of his labored breaths. 

“I told you,” his voice is low and serious now, no hint of his playful kinder. “To stay. Out.” Something drips on the tile next to him. The same liquid Alastor saw before--raw, angelic blood.

“So you did take a blade.”

Lucifer growls, moving his hand to cover the wound, but all he ends up doing is smearing his clothes slick with the gleaming fluid.

Alastor tuts, “You should have told me, you know.” He sets his cane against the wall and moves closer to Lucifer, stretching his arm out toward the injured side.

Lucifer lashes out, grasping his wrist with his free hand, “Don’t.” 

The Radio Demon pauses, staring into his haunted eyes. 

“The blood will…affect you.”

“A-hah! You think I care?”

“I think you put yourself first. I think you’d love to see me wither here if it keeps your pompous ass safe.”

Alastor grimaces and yanks away from his weak grasp. In an electric snap, Lucifer’s shirt is bunched in his fist and he is pulling the King in close. He speaks in static, voice measured and quicksilver cruel. 

“Your assumption that I have an agenda would be correct, m̴y̶ ̷͋K̸i̴ng̶̈͗. And it does not involve you dying.” 

Lucifer’s chest inflates but he doesn’t retaliate. 

Alastor releases Lucifer, features retracting with his mood. “Now, let’s see this wound.” 

“There’s nothing you can do for it,” Lucifer mutters as he painfully shirks his jacket.

“Your capacity for being misguided is astounding,” Alastor drums his fingers on the counter, claws clacking. “Show me.”

The jacket falls to the floor and the wound is fully revealed: twin slashes crisscrossing his side, a glossy expanse of wounds just below his left rib.

“And these wounds cause you to…?”

Lucifer massages the circle of his cheek with a sigh, “I’m just…not handling it well.”

“You’re pushing yourself.”

“Not…not so much--I--” his face falls and air corckscrews through his teeth, “Ng-Eh’KPSH!! EiiSHH-iieuww!” 

His wound flares bright with the gilded liquid and Alastor seals his lids against the blinding light.

“Alright,” Alastor moves closer, positioning himself to spread his hands above the slit of seeping light. Lucifer watches with interest as the Radio Demon’s eyes gleam black like the shells of tiny beetles. Runes pop and fizzle over the glowing shreds.

Lucifer’s eyes widen as he watches the runes morph and vellicate. “What magic--”

“Quiet.” 

“But, those runes. I know--”

“I said silence٨ـ.” 

“No, Alastor. Where the fuck--”

Alastor wrenches back, magic dissipating, but his eyes remain inky with rage. His fist slams against the wall, cracking a line in the frail plaster. “You and I both know your idiot act is just that! An act. You know exactly what I can do, so stay still and quit prattling.”

The lilies. 

Lucifer’s lips guppy open and closed. “Your deal. It was…”

Alastor grunts, frustration rippling the bandwidth of his voice. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you don’t want to be healed.”

He pushes his own sleeves up to the bend of his elbows, anchoring them to his forearms. Then, he pinches the hem of his pinstripe coat and tears it in a full around strip. His pupils float toward the King’s body, hesitant. Static clings to the air as he nears the wound. 

Lucifer flinches instinctively. “I’m warning you, it will--”

“Affect me, yes yes. I’ve touched angel blood before.”

“I’m an archangel, Alastor.”

 Alastor rolls his eyes. Will he just shut the fuck up already?

The Radio Demon presses the cloth against the holy wound, adhering it instantly. Lucifer’s skin is hot like a freshly lit fire. Alastor feels the effect of the pale poison straightaway. He clamps his jaw, brow creasing as his skin beads with sweat. 

Lucifer winces, claws carving slits into the counter. As Alastor works the strip around his midsection, his teeth grind against the shudders of breath battling in his throat. 

“Your hands are shaking.” 

“Shut ũ̷̼͆̇͑̈̄́́̏̉̚̕͝͝ͅp̴̰̪͎̲̲̗͎͝. Alastor’s voice crackles.

Lucifer's lip wobbles. “Hvvv-nn!” a hiss of indrawn air. 

“Don’t do that now.” 

“It’s not my hhhih choice!” 

“Can’t you just--”

“He-eih KSHHieeψ!” The filaments buzz within the light bulbs, flickering them into darkness and then back into squinting light. As Lucifer wracks forward, it jostles Alastor’s hands and breaches his careful conservation, smearing his wrists with gold. 

He dips back, chin tilting as his throat buzzes with a snap of energy. “Hhh--ehhh-HH!” 

“Dammit, Alastor--”

“Too late--hhh-for tha-HH٨ـZZT٨ـY!” He pushed his fist to his nose, using pressure against the damp rim of his nostrils to chase away the itch. Not to any measure of success. “HK! ﮩ٨ـﮩZZ!” A wail grates in Lucifer’s ear and he recoils. 

“You’re making it worse,” Lucifer twists with a grunt, grabbing some of the towels to clean Alastor’s cheek. 

“I don’t--hih-nn eed…”

“Heaven alive can we both stop with this cocky bullshit. Truce, okay? Or would you rather spend all day in here sneezing with me?”

R̷͕̪̤̈́̓r̸̳̻̕͠rg̵̡̞͊̔͝ẖ̷͉͋̐jh̵̜͇̦͐̉  Alastor saws at his face, each motion crackling with energy. “Very well, get it over hhhhﮩ٨ـﮩ-! With.” 

Lucifer works with the towels to wipe away the smears while Alastor finishes knotting the makeshift bandage. Once they’re done they both pull back with twin sniffles and a bucket of awkwardness in the empty air.

Alastor shunts his gaze, ignoring the gnawing in his chest. Lucifer cleans up the scattered flaxen towels and starts burning them until their ashes film the ground. The scent of honey and seeded mulch fills the room, like no bonfire Alastor had ever attended.

Four papers remaining, Lucifer finally speaks.

“How do the humans handle it?”

Alastor knits his brow. “Handle what?”

“Losing. Over and over.”

Alastor’s lips press firm. “Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.”

Lucifer finally looks at him then, his mouth a small circle. He doesn’t pursue. He flicks the last of the ash off his fingers and sucks in a breath. 

“Well,” his orange eyes meet the Radio Demon’s, “shall we head back? Tell Charlie we had a…bonding exercise?”

Alastor laughs. It’s more real than he’d laughed in…ages. “Details aside?”

Lucifer offers a genuine, if modest smile. “Agreed.”

[leelei1980]

Loving Mr. Munson Extra- Squeaky Clean

A fun LMM Ask:

I want it to be summer so I can wash older!Eddie’s sexy Chevy chevelle in a bikini that’s way too small 💦

Yessss🥵🥵🥵 He would lose his shit seeing you wet, bent over, scrubbing the hood of his car. Pretty sure he would totally malfunction. I'll put this next on the list of inspirational asks, and start right on it after my "Working out with Daddy Eddie." Ask is finished. Keep the ideas coming, I love it!!

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Eddie:

I pull into the driveway and hear music blasting in the backyard, then I hear my Babygirl singing her heart out and I can't help but smile. This woman is like a ray of fucking sunshine, she has made me so incredibly happy during the time that we have been together that I could drop to my fucking knees everyday to thank sweet baby Jesus for bringing her into my life. I had always felt like I was cursed in love, that maybe I didn't deserve it, but now that I have it, it was worth the wait.

I parked Princess's car in the driveway, I had taken it in this morning to do some routine maintenance to it, it is so much easier to bring it in on the weekend and work on it in an empty shop, all my tools and equipment are right there. I did an oil change, tune up, tire rotation, went right through it to ensure that it was safe for my girl. I was glad to be able to help her out, she was always so fucking incredible to me, helping out around the house, doing the shopping,cooking, she was amazing.

I got out of the car, quietly closed the door and walked to the back yard. What I saw there had me stop in my tracks. Holy fuck. I mean HOLY FUCK. I gulped. There was my darling Angel , washing my pride and joy, Black Beauty, my 1970 Chevy Chevelle in the smallest fucking red bikini I think I have ever fucking seen. I mean God fucking damnit, it was the prettiest sight I had ever seen. My Princess leaning across the hood of my car, soapy sponge in hand, ass looking absolutely delectable, just singing away. I watched her pick up the hose and spray the suds off, the mist of the water making her skin glimmer in the sun. I felt a stirring in my shorts. She had no idea I was even there, so fully engrossed in what she was doing she had never heard me pull in .

I snuck up behind her, slid an arm around her waist and pulled her back against me.

She let out a surprised little yip then laughed, dropping her sponge into the bucket and melting back into me." Hey Baby, your back." Her voice was so sweet.

" Yeah Sugar, I'm back." I nuzzled into her neck, nipping at her. She smelled like flowers and coconut suntan lotion." I gotta tell ya Sweetheart, walking 'round back and seeing you washing my car, it's like a fucking teenage wet dream come true. "

She giggled." I just wanted to thank you for taking my car in-"

" You don't have to thank me for anything Princess, I'm happy to do it." I ran my hand across the soft skin of her stomach, " God, your so fucking sexy." I felt her wiggle her ass back into me, making my dick hard.

" I take it you like my new bikini? I got it for sun bathing, and maybe to tease you just a little bit."

" Fucking love it, and it's working. It makes me want to fuck you right here on the hood of my car." I whispered into her ear, my teeth grazing across her earlobe. I felt her shiver.

" Baby,"

" I'm so fucking tempted to fucking take you right fucking here, " I ran a hand up to the barely there bikini top, squeezed her breast in my hand, lightly pinched her hard nipple, she groaned." See what happens when you tease me Sweet Girl? I can't keep my fucking hands to myself."

" Mmm, baby I want it." She moaned.

I let the fingertips of my other hand dip under the little triangle fabric of her bottoms. " Fuck, Kitten, your already wet for me." I slipped my finger between her folds and circled the bud there with my finger." It's a good fucking thing   I've got that privacy fence up, otherwise our neighbors would be getting a show. But I don't want anyone to see your pretty little pussy, that's for my eyes only." I heard her whimper." Why don't we move this to the backseat Doll? Just in case Doug next door decides to be nosey, wouldn't want to give him a fucking heart attack." She nodded and I spun her around. Her eyes were smoldering, she reached up and grabbed a handful of my hair then pulled my mouth down to hers. The kiss was fucking hot, tongues and teeth clashing, she bit my lower lip and I thought I was going to loose my fucking shit right then and there .

" Fuck," I panted, my heart pounding, my cock aching as pressed her back against the car , sucking and nibbling on her neck as I fumbled for the door handle . Once it was opened I slowly lowered her back onto the seat. " I say it's time to christen the car Princess, whatta ya think?"

" Please Eddie, please just fuck me-"

" But Sweetheart, you teased me, now it's my turn to tease you." I sweetly kissed her lips then pulled the tiny pieces of fabric that were covering her breasts aside. Fucking perfect. Her tits were absolutely perfect. I leaned down and drew one into my mouth, rolled the hard nub with my tongue, sucked on it, squeezed the other one and felt her body purr beneath me. I pulled away with a pop then worked my way down her body, until got to the edge of her bikini bottoms. I untied one of the strings, folded the fabric over and uncovered the pretty mound between her legs. I lightly kissed it, looked up at her , I could see her chest heaving, she locked eyes with me and I smiled up at her just before I put her legs over my shoulders and devoured her. She came so hard and fast the I thought for sure the neighbors would be running from their houses to see what was the matter after they heard her cry. It would have been a fucking sight too, my girl tits out on the back seat, back door open,me kneeling on the ground, her hands tugging my hair, my face between her legs, but I didn't fucking care.

" Baby please, please Eddie. I need you inside me. " She whined.

I had teased her enough, listening to her pretty little sounds has been torture. I slid my shorts down , brushed off my knees and mounted her. I pushed inside without hesitation, she was fucking ready. So wet and so fucking tight.

I buried my cock inside her and pounded into her mercilessly.

" Yes, Eddie, yes! Don't stop-"

I held myself together with every fiber of my being until I felt her walls clamping around me, her body shaking beneath me, then and only then would I let myself go.

" Cum with me baby." She whispered into my ear, kissing my neck and I was done. My body shuttered as I sloppily thrusted, riding the pleasure through my release, then collapsing on top of my love.

She kissed the top of my head, catching her breath." You did tell me the first time I saw this car that you were going to fuck me in it."

I laughed. " I did. I'm surprised it took us this long."

" I can see an ass print on the driver's side window from where you pushed me up against it. I'll have you know that was clean before you came along- "

" Black Beauty will wear it proudly as a badge of honor."

She laughed. " Could you imagine driving it to work-"

" The guys would be so jealous, and impressed, except maybe Robbie. I never let him touch this car."

" And you let me touch it with my ass."

We both chuckled and I carefully backed my way out of the car , pulled up my shorts as she fixed her suit then I helped her out.

" I'll help you with the rest of the car, Darlin. What's left?"

" Passenger side. I'll spray and you soap?"

" If that's what you want."

" What I want is to see your sweet ass bent over while you wash the rear quarter panel and tires." She smirked .

I smiled and took the soapy sponge in my hand and bent down to scrub the hubcaps. "Like this, Angel?"

" Yeah baby, get right in there."

" Is this really doing it for you-" I felt a blast of icy cold water to my back and I gasped. I turned and saw my sweet girl laughing hysterically, hose nozzle in her hand .

" What the fuck was that for?" I laughed shaking like a dog.

" You were just so fucking hot baby I needed to cool you down."

I reached for the hose, she aimed for my crotch.

" Don't make me do it Munson, have you ever heard of shrinkage? One blast from this and-" I quickly grabbed it out of her hand and sprayed her. She screamed.

" Edward fucking Munson! "

It was my turn to laugh hysterically. " Don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot, do you baby?"

I watched as a devilish smile spread across her lips. She picked up the soapy water bucket . Oh shit

" Put the hose down and back away Munson, and no one gets wet."

" Please correct me if I'm wrong Dollface but I'm pretty sure my hose got you all kinds of wet in the backseat of that car just minutes ago."

" Your trying to use you quick wit and sex appeal to distract me before you blast me in the face-"

" I would never fucking do that to you my love."

" Be a good boy Eddie and put the hose down."

I snickered." What are you going to do? Fucking spank me-"

Bam! Fucking wet sponge right upside my fucking head, goddamn she was ruthless. I laughed than lunged. She screamed and ran towards the house.

I took off after her, slipping and sliding along the way. " Get back here you naughty fucking girl." She was fucking fast as a cheetah but I finally caught up.

She scream/laughed as I caught her around the waist and threw her over my shoulder. "What are you going to do to me now?"

I smiled." Give you the spankings that you deserve."

" Ohh, yes ! Please Daddy, PLEASE!"

I laughed." Your such a fucking freak."

"I think Mr. Munson that you have created a monster."

As always thank you for reading, you all are the best❤️ Comments, feedback, ideas and re-blogs are all welcome ❤️

[captainwans]

★ . . . ❛ ━━ BEN CHILWELL x FEM!READER.

( MASTERLIST! )

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yourinstagram name another plant enthusiast, i’ll wait. 🙋🏽‍♀️🪴

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katrinefogtfriis plantemor! 🌾🩶 ( plant mother )

yourinstagram min smuk! 🌸 ( my prettiest )

user if she doesn’t get any cuter

user thats so cute 🥹

sophiaamelia i love this! 😍

yourinstagram and i love you 😙

joaofelix79 i like plants too just saying…

yourbestfriend and your flirting attempts needs an update just saying…

cmpulisic i knew you would say smth like that 😭😭

user CACKLING

user lmao she’s back

user smh he can never get a break

user this is so funny

masonmount benchilwell mate your house is a freaking jungle those leaves slapped my face so hard i’m not even kidding 😭

kaihavertz29 now i’m picturing you getting slapped and i can’t stop laughing

user no bc same i’m literally shaking

benchilwell bro i face planted into a 3 feet tall plant don’t complain 😒

user poor things 😭😂

yourbestfriend benchilwell you deserved it

benchilwell yourbestfriend 😐

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yourinstagram 　

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benchilwell 😍🥵🔥

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user holy mama im gay

user SLAYY QUEEN

sasha__rebecca gorgeous!! 🤩🤍

yourinstagram love u sash! 💞

user 😍😍

helenespilling fineste dama jeg vet om! 🔥😩 ( prettiest woman i know )

yourinstagram fineste danseren jeg vet om 😉 ( prettiest dancer i know )

odegaard.98 yourinstagram enig! 🤩 ( agreed )

vegardharm nei nå må du slutte 🔥😍 ( now you have to stop )

yourinstagram slutt jeg rødmer 🫣💞 ( stop i’m blushing )

laurennjjames beautiful as always! 🩷

yourinstagram got it from you 🫶🏼

user lauren is so smol i love their friendship!!

user y/n is collecting celebs like infinity stones

yourinstagram i’m gonna pin this comment 🤭

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user NOT THE WINE

user christian has me dying

user they’re all so unserious i love them

masonmount without me 🥺

yourinstagram if you didn’t leave chelsea then maybe you could’ve gotten the invite 😊

masonmount ouch 😣

chelseafc 🫣

manchesterunited pls don’t get us involved

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user SHE DID NOT

user YN APOLOGIZE NOW

user how did you managed to get chelseafc manchesterunited to get here pls-

yourinstagram user i have no idea 😭 now i’m gonna have 12 year old football fans coming at me

user a punch in the throat— same

user poor mase shshs

yourbestfriend ok but why does the smashed wine bottle look so aesthetic? 🫢😩

marcusrashford and what’s wrong with man utd

yourinstagram i just don’t like your team don’t take it personally

yoursister what did that wine do to you?

yourfriend a lot… 🫣

benchilwell she was so drunk that she thought that the wine bottle was thor’s hammer and smashed it on the floor 💀

sophiaamelia she cried so much after that thinking that she “destroyed” thor’s hammer 😭

reecejames poor wine 😞

yourinstagram *poor me 🖕🏻 reecejames

kaihavertz29 so much happened last night i don’t even remember half of it rip

cmpulisic it went so far that we all crashed at a fancy party and bought 16 bottles of wine

rlc lmaoo now i remember 😭 memorable

user what is going on with this comment section

user i’m so confused

user pls how did we get from man utd to thor’s hammer?

user idk but i’m cackling my ass off this is so funny

user don’t act surprised y/n’s comment section is always a mess and we’re here for it

user it’s like watching a comedy show fr

user can someone get me updated of y/n and mason’s friendship my heart aches just thinking about it pls why am i so invested

user pls- me too the comment was too far

user right? like why would she say that

user he already got too much on his plate rn

user she’s so annoying

yourbestfriend you guys are taking this too far pls it’s not even that serious 😭

yourinstagram user mase is doing just fine he’s sitting behind me giggling at the comments

masonmount no bad blood guys! ❤️

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

The gang + Tim & Curly dealing with a dark feminine lady who is oblivious to the fact she’s so seductive

<3

Ofccccc pookie

Ponyboy Curtis

-he gets so flustered by you

-with your low, sultry voice

-seriously you could ask him what time it is and he’d be like 🥵🥵🥵🥵

-and your dark but not quite gothic, feminine outfits

-he doesn’t know many other people like you

-he feels so immature next to you

-but you have a crazy ability to make him feel things he’s never felt before

-memorized different things about you

-he asked you out with your favorite kind of chocolate and you said yes

-super cute together

Johnny Cade

-whoa

-you’re like… his dream

-he’s really attracted to you

-he thinks about you a lot, especially late at night in the lot

-he never has enough courage to go up to you and do anything about it tho

-if you ever talk to him in school he’d be so quiet while internally screaming

-one day you see him with a black eye

-you put a delicate hand on his cheek, making sure he’s ok

-he never really got fully over that

-definitely touched his own cheek after you let go like wow

-until one day dally mentions you and Johnnycake

-well

-he gets a bit defensive

-which is when dallys like you like her don’t you

-and Johnny doesn’t answer, only the tips of his ears turning red

-so dally literally pushes him towards you

-and he finally asks you out, and you say yes

-you guys are so in love with eachother

Sodapop Curtis

-he sees you walk into the DX one day

-he’s immediately interested

-I mean,it’s not every day he sees a girl like you

-you have this certain confidence

-a suggestive smirk and perfect eyeliner

-it’s attractive to say the least

-before long he asks you out

-yall are cute though

-red rose x sunflower vibes from you both

Darry Curtis

-he sees you walking by the house

-fully pops his head out the window to get a better look

-hot damn

-you’re on his level

-I mean, he’s very attracted to you

-he started asking around about you and no one seemed quite to know much

-so he went up to you and found out for himself

-and even talking to you made his knees weak, you so effortlessly came off as seductive

-after a while you two become close friends and before long

-he asks you out and you ofc say yes

-very cute couple 10/10 you’re both very mature and supportive of eachother

-ponyboy would have a crush on you tho lowkey 💀

Dallas Winston

-holy shit

-it’s not often he sees someone like you around

-you two definitely met whenever he harassed you on the street

-you simply cross your arms, and turn to him with a coolly neutral stare

-“Talk like that again to me and I’ll cut off your most valuable asset.” You’d snarl, walking away

-and leaving him with a smirk on his face, but he stops making the remarks

-over time he asks you out and you eventually say yes after several rejections

-but you two are a good couple

-pretty scary to run into though

Two Bit Mathews

-he sees you and

-you honestly seem so… grounded it’s hard to make jokes about you

-but he somehow manages

-but whenever you let out that low chuckle in response to his stupid jokes

-oh girl you don’t even know what you’re doing to him 💀😭💅

-that’s when he realizes like oh my lord he has some feelings for you

-when you two end up dating

-you make an amazing couple

-you keep him grounded, and calm and he keeps you laughing and having fun

Steve Randle

-he didn’t even think you realized

-what you were doing

-leaning against that car in that low cut, short dress

- you raised your eyebrows

-and he realized he’d been staring for a solid five minutes

-he’s dumbstruck by you

-your car had broken down and he was helping you fix it

-when it was done you simply said “Thanks, handsome.”

-and tipped him quite well

-after a while of friendly banter you two get pretty flirty

-end up making out in your car

-then dating

-super cute together 🫶

Tim Shepard

-it’s giving mobster/gangster wife tbh

-he was in love with you as soon as he saw you

-seducing eyes, a charming nature, cunning… never hot headed but always aware

-you were absolutely gorgeous

-and you make his knees weak in a way that most people aren’t able to

-with the most everyday things

-you’d also make an amazing trophy wife

-but you were so much more

-clever, you knew how to get anyone down on their knees in less than a minute

-he knew you’d be a valuable ass…. Asset to him

-you guys are a power couple fr

-he catcalled you when he met you like Dally 💀💀

Curly Shepard

-you both clash

-you were seductive, dark, mature, with deep eyes and a sharp look that could kill

-him…. Well he was a reckless punk

-you two ran in the same circles though

-and became quite good friends

-you kept him out of a lot of situations

-and looked good doing it too

-he doesn’t think you realize how crazy you drive him

-even just looking at him, biting your lip whenever you patch him up in concentration

-he checks you out when he thinks you aren’t looking

-you’ve known this entire time

-and whenever you confronted him about it you two end up making out

-the rest is history

[ddejavvu]

hello i was the anon who sent in the soccer coach hotch hcs!! I've just watched S7EP1 and HELLO I HAVE MORE IDEAS

BEARDED HOTCH?! I JUST ABOUT DIED 🥵 HOW IS HE SO FINE??

Anyways continuing along with the same theme being his girl, can you imagine

You and Jack Skype everyday with him and you can literally see the progression of clean shaven to beard

You didn't think he could get any better looking but then he's got the scruff and he's grumpier over there and you feel bad and would much rather he be here with you but holy hell has the desert made him hotter

You don't get much opportunity to do anything really but the few chances you do get to have some phone action, it's quick and desperate, you're whimpering into the phone, fingers rubbing furiously at your clit as he tells you how he's going to spread you open and lap at your pussy until you've made puddles on the bed and his new beard is going to be soaked with your juices, how he cannot wait to feel your velvety walls surround his cock

You can hear the squelch of his hand as he pulls it up and down, fast and hard, he's grunting into the phone as you moan his name, trying to stay quiet but just too worked up to be silent

"so desperate f'me, aren't you, sweetheart? that little pussy needs her fill of cum, she misses me, huh?"

"stuff in another finger, angel, jus' like that, you can take it, hm? gonna be a good girl f'me, i know you are"

You're whining and rubbing as fast as you can, your clit practically on fire, the coil in your abdomen spiraling tighter and tighter - "please, Aaron, please I need to cum, I need more"

He grunts in return and his hand speeds up, twisting at head of his cock, just like you would do in your hand jobs

"Cum for me, pretty girl, imagine I'm there, tonguing that pretty pussy, nosing that gorgeous clit, beard rubbing all over your thighs, lemme hear you, gorgeous, let go, c'mon"

You both come with a whispered shouts, panting into the phone, fingers now languidly stroking

"wish you were here, Aaron, I miss you" your voice cracks at the end, the intensity of your orgasm feeds into the emotions

"i miss you too, sweetheart, I wish I could be there with you too" his heart aches that he can't see or hold you but he hangs with promises to call tomorrow and to be safe as always

Not two seconds later, his phone rings again and it's Morgan telling him they've got Doyle

"you ready to come home, man?" "nothing is going to stop me now"

(Eeek, I've never really written anything NSFW before but I wanted to share with ya, hope it's okay 🙈)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

babe. bearded hotch could eat me out anyday i know the beard burn from that would be phenomenal.

Jack squints at him when the beard finally becomes recognizable he's like daddy :/ shave :/ and hotch is like hey !! i thought it looked good !!

HNNGGH PHONE SEX WITH AARON YES YES YES >>> YOU'RE BOTH TRYING TO KEEP QUIET SO NO ONE HEARS YOU SKJNSF shut up hearing his hand move that is. jesus.

"he tells you how he's going to spread you open and lap at your pussy until you've made puddles on the bed and his new beard is going to be soaked with your juices" did you consider that this could have me foaming at the mouth. frothing at the clit, perhaps? mother of god i want that man. I literally fucking loathe dirty talk and for some reason this had me gripping the sheets. You’ve done it you’ve convinced me.

"Cum for me, pretty girl, imagine I'm there, tonguing that pretty pussy, nosing that gorgeous clit, beard rubbing all over your thighs, lemme hear you, gorgeous, let go, c'mon" i am barking direCTLY AT IT. i want him to ravage me i am unwell.

no but the night that he comes back jack is all over him, and insists that he sleep between you. so the next night you ship him off to JJ's, and you literally fuck through the night. you don't get any sleep until well into the next morning, and he definitely wakes you up between your thighs 🥴

[sleepystede]

Tagged by @gentlebeardsbarngrill @soupbtch @snake-snack-stede & @edscuntyeyeshadow to put 5 songs I actually listen to then tag 10 people 💖

I love music & tagging games so you better believe i went hard on this one. these are a few that have been on repeat lately:

1. This song slaps. I got really into it when it went viral on TikTok but holy heck, this song does things to my brain. My grandma is suffering from dementia and this song has helped me through the loss of her memory and recognition. It's haunting and I know it's gonna be in my Spotify Top 5 for 2024.

2. “I heard that there's a special place/ Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day” HELLO HOW DREAMY 💖 I'll always have a special place for Chappell! She's from very near where I grew up, which is just so cool to see more queer people come from the rural Midwest.

3. I love queer country music. I mean, come on, these lyrics?! "You got a gold star, you're a lady's man, you're fluent in lesbian/ you got a tattoo for your mom above your collar" Very underrated band and def on my heavy rotation rn!

4. Pretty sure Joan Jett's cover of this song was an early sexual awakening for me. I have very early memories of thinking about how cool it was that a woman was singing "now, I don't hardly know her/ but I think I could love her" I just rewatched The Runaways with Kristen Steward bc SHE'S ALSO GOT ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED RECENTLY. So this song is back on my frequently listened.

5. There is so much to say about this song. Firstly, it's a cover from the original by The Righteous Brothers. Queer country icons Orville Peck and Paul Cauthen formed the duo The Unrighteous Brothers, and they sing love and anti-love songs and I'm so here for it. Hearing Orville crone, "Baby baby, I'd get down on my knees for you" to which Paul responds in this delicious growl, "If you would only love me like you used to do" IT DOES THINGS TO A PERSON 🥵

Whew, bet you didn't know you were reading a dissertation on Beedle's music, did you? 😂

Some no pressure tags: @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @merryfinches @lovely-letters-for-ed @saltpepperbeard @spirker @edwardteachonthebeach @lifes-a-dick @meanbihexual @neverbelessthan @ofmd-ann @pumpkinspicepirates

[maybanksbabe]

Rafe chuckles and strokes topper's hair, speaking softly and looking into his eyes.

"You're so sweet, pretty boy" rafe looks down at topper, top is sitting down on the chair he used to sit in when rafe was only fucking his girl. Now he's here and has a clear view of him and rafe with the mirror right in front of them. Speaking of, rafe is standing behind him and looking at both him and r through the mirror

"I bet you've never felt this kind of attention." Rafe says and looks at topper, he knows just wants topper to say it. Rafe always likes praise and topper always liked degrading himself.

Rafe kisses his neck, nibbling on his skin again.

"But you feel this good now, don't you, prince? Daddy's giving you so much love and attention, and you deserve all of it." Rafe knew topper liked to be degraded, but he wants to see how he would respond to praise

"never felt anything like this before" Topper truthfully didn't know this was only the start but he was about to find out "Thank you daddy" he breathlessly stuttered out. Right now topper has a buttplug up his ass that rafe is controlling with his phone, and his phone is currently in r's hands. She likes to play games and topper LOVES it when she practically makes him her bitch

"Oh, you know that's what daddy wants to hear."

He smiles, nibbling on his neck more.

"Don't worry, prince. Daddy will make sure you never forget this." He looks over at r, she's having her own fun with the new vibrator he bought her

"He'll make sure you're feeling like this forever." Rafe said and started to get down on his knees. Never did rafe Cameron expect to get down on his knees for topper Thornton. Then again topper never thought he would have a buttplug in his ass and have rafe Cameron ready to suck him off. And here they are

Rafe leans in and whispers, a smirk on his face.

"You're mine now, prince. You know that, right?" Rafe tilts his head mockingly and looks up at topper with a smug smile on his lips "your mine and mommy's right?" Rafe looks over at r "topper is also yours right?"

Topper was loving all of this, the degrading praise and now a blowie from rafe while looking at r "yes I do! I belong to you and mommy" he whines "just you and mommy" topper is on cloud nine. R looks at rafe signaling for him to continue with a smile on her face

"Good slut, that's our prince"

Rafe goes to kiss topper's thigh "I'm going to make you fall in love with me, prince." He pauses and smiles and lightly bites topper's thigh and laughs a little and turns back to topper, who's face is beet root red

"Oh, what am I saying? You already are in love with me." He chuckles and nibbles on his thigh, inching closer to topper's hard dick

"Did our spoiled prince do good today mommy?" Rafe says looking back at r and waits for her to answer his question

"very good today, he was less bratty, a little chatty tho" she shrugs and nods at rafe, giving him the go to suck topper off

"maybe you should put that mouth to good use, you still got that special new toy we got for our little prince?" Rafe says and takes topper in his mouth and makes eye contact with him

"I'll go get it" r says and gets up from her spot and gets the new dildo they were supposed to give topper last week. But topper had to be a brat so here a week later they are finally getting to use it...and topper's mouth

And r makes topper a bubble bath while rafe makes them something to eat later

🥵🥵❤️‍🔥 oh my god anon...

There's so much to love about this holy shit - please come back ASAP 😵‍💫😫 the plug, Rafe going down on Top - THE NEW TOY?!! I NEED TO KNOW MORE!? Do they make him choke on it and blow it the way he does to Rafe? I need ANSWERS!

[haikyu-after-dark]

Petty

Fukuro Hirugami x Fem! reader (she/her)

Warnings: swearing, pet names, unwanted touching, sexist comments, drugs mentioned, attempted drugging, fighting, blood mentioned, unprotected sex, semi-public sex, fingering, handjob, cream pie

WC: ~4K

AN: been holding onto this one for a while 😌 captain needed his own story 😏

Getting ready, you check your phone to see a text from your boyfriend. You were planning your monthly meet up with the team for a fun night out, something you had helped institute when you became manager of the Schweiden Adlers almost two years ago.

What you hadn’t expected to come from your monthly team building nights out was your relationship with Captain and middle blocker, Fukuro Hirugami.

To say you hadn’t noticed the captain early on would be a complete lie. He was had a gorgeous smile, a sweet demeanor and he was 6’5” which was one fact that was extremely hard to ignore. You smiled at the memory, checking your phone to read the text.

Fukuro 🥰: Hey babe, I’ll meet you at the bar! I just got word that Atsumu and Hinata are going to be there so someone needs to watch Kageyama 🙄

You laugh at your boyfriend’s text, rolling your eyes at the fact that you knew exactly how hard controlling Kageyama and subsequently Hoshiumi could be.

You: OK! I’m just finishing getting ready and I’ll be heading out soon!

You snap a picture of your outfit, a white cropped camisole top, denim shorts and a part of wedged heels. Your hair was done up in a messy bun, with pieces perfectly pulled out and framing your face. You sent the picture to your boyfriend before quickly adding perfume and ordering an Uber. Your phone chimed as you checked it, laughing your boyfriends’ response.

Fukuro 🥰: DAMN BABE 🥵 could you maybe not give me a boner in front of the team please?

You chuckled as you quickly typed a response.

You: No promises captain 😉 see you soon!

You grabbed your bag before locking your door and heading to the street where you Uber waited. Arriving at the club, you were immediately greeted with hoots and hollers from your team.

“Holy shit YN! Damn,” Romero shouted as you rolled your eyes and headed over to him and Ushijima.

“You look very nice YN,” Ushijima added as you smiled at him, hugging both of the giant men.

“Where’s captain at?” You asked as Romero jerked his head towards the door.

“He’s inside, far back left corner. Meian and MSBY are here too but I’m sure you knew that already. So just listen for the sounds of a pissing match and it will lead you right to ‘em,” he joked as you smiled, waving as you headed inside to find your boyfriend.

“Oh my god YN hi!” A familiar voice shouted as you looked over to see Hinata, Bokuto and Atsumu heading towards you.

“Hey guys! It’s so good to see you!” You smiled, hugging them as the all gathered round.

“You look hot as hell YN! When are you going to dump that old captain?” Atsumu smirked as you laughed.

“You better not let Hirugami hear you say that Sumu,” Heiwajima belted coming up behind you as you turned to hug him in greeting. He handed over your favorite drink as you thanked him and too your first sip of the night.

You continued towards the back of the bar, dodging people left and right. The bar was full tonight, not unusual for this place. You excused yourself through the crowds as stares lingered on your beautiful form as you made your way to your boyfriend. You finally saw him, talking with MSBY’s captain, Meian, as you strutted over to them.

Your boyfriend looked up, smiling at you as Meian turned to see you coming their way. They both stood up as you approached.

“I hope I’m not interrupting a secret captain only meeting,” you joked as both men chuckled.

“Nah baby,” Fukuro beamed, hugging you tightly and kissing you as you pulled away to hug Meian.

“You two weren’t having one of your pissing matches again, were you?” You narrowed your eyes as Meian sat down and you took your seat on your boyfriend lap, his arm snaking around your waist as his hand came to rest on your thigh, rubbing gentle circles in your skin.

“I don’t even know what you are talking about YN. Hirugami and I are always civil to each other,” Meian replied, pretending to be offended.

“Yeah, civil as in ready to start a civil war,” Inunaki interjected, coming up and sitting beside Meian. You laughed, high-fiving Inunaki as both Meian and Hirugami glared at your antics.

“The disrespect we get around here,” Fukuro pouted as you lightly kissed his lips and patted his chest.

“Nothing you don’t deserve babe,” you remarked as Inunaki shorted, again high- fiving you as you took another drink.

“I think we need shots,” Heiwajima declared coming up to your table and handing you all a shot glass full of a mysterious clear liquid.

“Only one for me,” Fukuro proclaimed, “I’m sober can this month.” You clanked glasses as you downed the shots, a look of disgust on everyone’s face.

“Where the fuck is the chaser dude?” Inunaki gagged as you quickly washed the sour taste out of your mouth with more of your sweet drink.

“Tequila requires no chaser you lightweights!” Heiwajima laughed, heading back to the bar as you again settled in your boyfriends lap.

You chatted and drank for a few hours, steadily feeling tipsier as the night progressed. Fukuro had a tight hold on you as you felt his large hands sink into your flesh, he lightly nibbled on your neck as he whispered in your ear. He had been drinking water for most of the night along with Meian, both enjoying the show their teams were putting on.

“Feeling good baby?” He whispered into your neck as you nodded. You felt the heat rise as you moaned a little at his words brushing against the column of your neck. You turned to kiss him as his tongue licked your lips, your mouth opening a little to grant access to his tongue as you publicly made out.

“Oh god we are getting to this time of night,” Romero groaned, rolling his eyes and standing up to walk away. You pulled away, laughing as Fukuro squeezed your hip yet again. This was a common occurrence when you went out with your team. You and Fukuro would drink, get a tipsy and eventually sneak off to a remote part of the bar to spend so much needed time alone. You could tell Fukuro was getting antsy to be alone with you, his fingers digging into your supple flesh as you found yourself lightly grinding on his lap.

“I’m going to get another one, anyone want anything? Inunaki announced, completely ignoring the show you and Fukuro were putting on.

“Ohh I’ll get it! I have to use the rest room anyways!” You shouted, quickly getting to your feet. You swayed a little as Fukuro stood up, grabbing you around your waist and steadying you.

“You need help baby,” he chuckled as you pouted back in his direction.

“I’m a big girl Kuro, I can handle myself!”

You gathered what little balance you had and walked cautiously to the restroom. You slightly regretted the decision to wear wedges heels as you weaved in and out of patterns as you closed in on the restroom.

On your way back, you swung by the bar, getting a drink for yourself and Inunaki a drink as well as more water for Fukuro and Meian.

You handed the bartender your card as you began to sort through the logistics of carrying 4 drinks through a crowded bar. You slipped your card into your bag as you went to grab the four drinks in front of you.

You felt someone closing in behind you, unfamiliar arms sneaking around your waist, and some whispered in your ear.

“Fuck your beautiful doll, the most gorgeous girl in this bar,” the voice growled as you attempted to pull forward. Your arms swung around as you tried to free yourself from the strangers hold.

“Get the fuck off of me!” You screamed, everyone around you turned to your direction to tag where all the commotion was coming from.

“Awe come on doll, don’t be like that. How about you come sit with me for a while, we can get to know each other a little better huh? I’ve been watching upu all night and fuck, what I wouldn’t give-,” the man whispered, still holding onto you as you flailed, trying to loosen his grip.

“I said let go of me you pervert! I have a boyfriend, leave me the fuck alone!” You bellowed as the man suddenly pulled back causing you to lose your footing and crash to the sticky, dirty slow below.

You winced, trying to right yourself the man now looming over you with a sick, sadistic smile on his face. You could hear your name being shouted. Looking over you saw Hoshiumi and Ushijima fighting the crowd the get close to you.

“YN! What the hell! Are you ok?” Hoshiumi panicked, coming up beside you to help you up. He grabbed you under your arms and hoisted you gently to your feet. Ushijima had come behind him, moving his way in front of you as he locked eyes with the man.

“What the hell did you do to her?” He yelled as the man snickered, obviously drunk or high as well as incredibly stupid.

“Nothing bro,” the man retorted, throwing his hands up, “I was just trying to get to know her a little. She’s beeen prancing around in those shorts and heels so I figured she wanted some attention.”

Hoshiumi stood next to you as Ushijima continued his stare off with the stranger. Magically, Inunaki and Heiwajima appeared at your side.

“Hey YN, what happened?” Inunaki asked seeing Hoshiumi help you off the floor as Heiwajima listened intently.

“I was getting our drinks and this guy grabbed me, I told him to get off, but he wouldn’t stop. Then he pulled back, and I fell on the floor!” you whined, becoming more upset as the man just stood by, a stupid smile on his face. Tears filled your eyes as Heiwajima immediately turned, heading towards the table that held Fukuro and Meian. He knew exactly what to do when someone messed with you and he wasn’t about to waste any time.

“Listen you stupid bitch, I was just trying to get into your pants ok? No need to make a big deal about it! It’s not like your pussy is made of gold or some shit,” the man snarled at you, “I mean, look at you. Practically begging to be fucked by every man in this entire bar!”

“Fuck you!” You screamed as you felt a familiar presence come behind you. Before anyone could even respond, the atmosphere instantly changed. Your body familiar with the feeling as you began to relax a little knowing exactly what was about to happen.

*30 seconds earlier…

“Dude I’m telling you, we have so many good matches set-”

“Captain!” Heiwajima shouted as he plowed his way through the crowd towards the two large men.

“what?” Hirugami groaned at the Libero as Meian snickered.

“Someone’s fucking with YN! He touched her and then threw her on the floor!” Heiwajima spat out as Hirugami quickly stood to his feet, moving while speaking.

“Where the fuck is she?” He raged a Heiwajima pointed thought the crowd, Hirugami and Meian wasted no time moving to where you were standing next Inunaki and Hoshiumi.

He was furious when he laid eyes on you, your cheeks soaked with tears as the team helped steady you, a prick standing across from you. He had heard the ending of what the idiot had muttered and he was pissed.

“What in the fuck did you just say?” Fukuro boomed, coming up beside you. Meian stood next to his friend, his large arms folded across his broad chest.

“Who the fuck are you?” the man spit as Fukuro growled.

“I’ll ask you one more time you pathetic bitch, what did you just fucking say?” Fukuro repeated as the man jolted back, Fukuro’s fierce energy filling the space. He was not only an imposing man in size but also in attitude.

“Nothing dude,” the man panicked, trying desperately to defuse the situation and escape unfazed. Fukuro narrowed his eyes at the pathetic loser in front of him before shifting his attention to you. Your eyes were locked on the creep in front of you, tears having flowed down your beautiful cheeks causing the fire in his eyes to ignite. He pulled you close, your ready doe eyes shifting to his as he calmly spoke to you.

“Princess, tell me what he said do uou?” Tears fell down your cheeks as you tried to calm yourself. You cuddled into Fukuro as he gripped you tight, holding you close. His attention was no longer on the man in front of you. He trusted his friends and teammates to keep the creep in his place while he focused on you.

“He grabbed me from behind when I was getting our drinks and then he knocked me down. He also said the way I dressed was practically begging for someone to fuck me,” you recanted as Fukuro's hand squeezed your hip, pulling you closer to him. He was beyond pissed as you tried to keep your composure. He had already decided how he was going to handle the situation prior to talking with you but now, now the man’s fate was sealed.

“Get behind me baby,” he whispered as you nodded, quickly doing just that, as Inunaki and Heiwajima stepped up next to Fukuro and Meian. You peered out from behind your tree of a boyfriend to see the now pale face of the man who assaulted you. His hands were up in a defensive position as he pleased for his life.

“Hey dude, let’s all settle down ok. I didn’t know she had a boyfriend alright!”

Oh hell no!

“I told you I had a boyfriend, and you still didn’t listen!” You shouted from behind Fukuro, rage now replacing your tears.

“She told you she had a boyfriend and you still touched her?” Fukuro boomed as he reached out and yanked the man up by the collar of his shirt.

“Man you must have a death wish or something,” Meian added, smirking from besides Fukuro.

“Dude whoa now, I didn’t mean anything by it. Your chick’s hot bro, you can’t blame me, can you?” the man begged, desperately trying to get out of the situation he had sunk himself into.

“Damn straight she’s fucking hot but that gives you no excuse to assault anyone!” Fukuro shouted as the man shook his head viciously.

“Whoa man, listen I apologize ok? I didn’t mean to hurt her, I was just trying to get some. You must know what that’s like?”

“Unlike you we don’t have to assault women to get them to go home with us,” Inunaki interjected as Heiwajima nodded in agreement.

“You really done fucked up man. This big guy here is our captain and you messed with his girlfriend, who just also happens to be our team’s manager,” Heiwajima added as Fukuro tightened his grip on the man.

“Let’s take this outside,” Fukuro growled as he pulled the man forward as the man protested. Pulling him forward, Fukuro headed to the back door. Meian followed close behind, noticing a small baggie fall from the man’s pants pocket.

“Yo Hirugami, wait!” Meian shouted as he bend over and picked up the baggie filled with several small pills.

“What in the actual fuck man? These are pills!”

Hirguami’s anger rose as your eyes widened at the discovery. Inunaki and Hoshiumi began to yell as your focus shifted to Fukuro, his eyes enraged as his fist tightened on the man’s collar.

Romero whistled, coming behind with Sakusa, “Fuck man I’d fucking hate to be you right now.”

Fukuro’s heated glare nearly burnt through the man’s scull as you heart sank. The silence felt like it lasted forever before Fukuro finally spoke.

“You were planning to drug my girlfriend, you fucking piece of shit I should kill you!” His arms pulled forward before he slammed the man against the back wall of the bar. You jerked a little in surprise as Hoshiumi lightly rubbed your back, reassuring you that everything was ok.

“No no! I promise those pills weren’t for her! I use then to get high bro! I would never force a woman!” He bellowed as Inunaki shook his head.

“It’s not looking good for you man.”

“I think we need go teach this fucker a lesson, wouldn’t you agree captain?” Heiwajima stated as Fukuro pulled the man, without hesitation towards the back door. Everyone parted as Fukuro, Meian, Inunaki and Heiwajima made their way to the back exit. At the door, Fukuro turned, locking eyes with you and then looking towards Romero.

“Romero!”

Romero knew exactly what his captain was asking as he quickly came beside you, grabbing your hand and leading you back towards the table.

“Come on YN let’s go sit down,” Romero calmly stated as you blindly followed, Sakusa, Ushijima and Hoshiumi following you as Atsumu, Bokuto, Hinata and Kageyama joined on your way back to the table.

“What the hell happened? Hirugami looked pissed,” Atsumu questioned as you sat down next to Romero and Ushijima.

“Here YN,” Sakusa spoke, handing you a glass of water as you smiled and thanked him.

“Some jerk grabbed YN and threw her on the ground, then insulted,” Hoshiumi explained as the men’s eyes all widened.

Atsumu whistled low, “I’d hate to be that guy right about now, fuck!”

“Yeah, and he had some fucking pills so who the fuck knows what his plan was,” Romero added as you took a sip of your water, shaken up by the whole experience.

“Fuck! Are you ok YN?” Hinata asked as you tried to produce a smile and nodded.

“I’ll be fine, just a little shaken up,” you expressed as the guys all sat around making sure nobody got within 5 feet of your table.

The minutes ticked by as you watched the back door like a hawk. It had felt like hours since Fukuro had gone outside and it was making you nervous.

You had already sobered up significantly, the whole situation hitting you like a bucket of cold water to the face.

The back door swung open as Meian, Heiwajima, Inunaki and finally, Fukuro entered. He was still enraged, his body tight as he shook his fist. You stood up, quickly running to your boyfriend as the men all followed.

“YN wait!” Someone shouted by you didn’t listen, taking off towards Fukuro. His eyes landed on you instantly as you made your approach.

Fukuro grabbed you as you flung yourself into his arms, hugging him tightly as you pulled back, checking for any damage.

“Babe your hand,” you whispered, checking out his scuffed-up knuckles as he watched you intently.

Your eyes shifted to his before he grabbed you, hauling you into a deep kiss, one that would have made anyone jealous. He grabbed your ass, squeezing and pulling you closer as you moaned into his mouth. His tongue explored as you grabbed onto his biceps, your body pressed firmly against his. Breaking this kiss, he whispered into your ear, “need you baby.”

You looked at him, wordlessly grabbing his hand and pulling him through the crowd to the back of the bar. Several of your team groaned, knowing exactly what you two were about to get up to. It wasn’t uncommon for you and Fukuro to fool around in public but tonight, tonight you knew it would be more than just a steamy make out session in the back of the bar.

You pushed the door of the unisex bathroom open, pulling Fukuro in as you locked it quickly behind you. In a second, he had you pressed against the back of the door, hands going straight for your pants as you moaned into his mouth. Fukuro was a man who knew exactly what he wanted, and he knew exactly what you craved most.

He unbuttoned your shorts, his large hand make his way to your drenched core. His long, nimble fingers gently caressing your slit, stopping to focus right where you needed him most.

“Fuck baby, so fucking wet already. Did that turn you on baby? Did knowing I kicked that guys ass make you wet?” He groaned, whispering in your ear as his finger rubbed your clit. His tongue jutted out, licking the shell of your ear sending shivers down your spine as your head fell back against the bathroom door.

“yes ‘kuro!” You moaned as he pushed a long, thick finger into your tight pussy. His hands were rough from years of volleyball but they felt so amazing inside you as they raked longingly across your sweet spot.

“fuck baby, knowing he touched knowing he touched what is mine. I wanted to kill him!” he growled as you quickly undid his buckle and unzipping his pants, pulling out his heavy, hard cock.

You slowly stroked him as he groaned, his head falling back as he picked up the pace, fingering you just the way you loved. He loved the way your soft small hand caressed him, picking up speed and teasing him. Usually, he’d say he could do this for hours but right now he needed to feel what was his.

“Turn around baby, I need to be inside of you,�� he demanded pulling his finger out as you whined from the loss of pleasure. Still, you turned around and wiggled your shorts down your ass and legs, stepping out of them carefully.

You wiggled your bare ass at him as he groaned, stroking his cock and lining up with your bare cunt. He pushed in as you both moaned, your hands braced on the door as he began to move.

“Fuck baby, always so perfect for me! Such a good. Fucking. girl,” he gritted out, picking up his pace as your mouth fell slack from pleasure. Fukuro knew exactly how to fuck you, how to make you see stars every time his cock rammed into your tight pussy.

“Fuck captain, fuck me harder!” You moaned as Fukuro picked up the pace, slamming his cock into you as you cried out in pleasure against the door. You were sure whomever was outside could hear you, he’ll the entire bar may have been listening for all you know but at that moment, you could give two shits what everyone thought.

“Fuck YN, touch yourself baby, I want you to cum with me,” he whispered into your shoulder. You nodded and obeyed, snaking your hand between your thigh and rubbing your clit. You were nearly there, your body humming with pleasure as you felt the first wave hit.

You cried out as your orgasm slammed into you fast and hard, your pussy clenching his cock as his hands gripped your thighs hard, his thrusts pounding you deep and hard.

“Oh fuck, fuck baby girl!” he bellowed, slamming home one last time as you felt his cock pulse deep inside of you, your cum mixing together as it leaked down the inside of your thighs.

You both breathed heavily as Fukuro kissed your shoulder before pulling out and inspecting his work. Your pussy was perfect, twitching slightly as more of his cum poured out.

“Always the best girl baby, you did so good!” He praised as you rested your head against the door, breathing hard as you finally began to settle.

He helped you clean up before you both emerged from the bathroom. Fukuro grabbed your hand, making his way back to the table. You noticed someone standing there, faced bloodied as he held his nose with his hand, one eye black and his shirt torn.

Fukuro growled at the man as he cowered away. He had thought the jerk a huge lesson and there was no way he’d ever fuck with another woman again.

You smiled, throwing a little wave in his direction. His eyes widened at you as you leaned closer and smirked, “I guess you were right; my outfit was just begging for me to be fucked.”

Fukuro chucked back at you, before grabbing you and hauling you into a deep kiss. Breaking it, he looked down, eyes dark with lust as he spoke, “so petty princess, I love it.”

That you were.

[mkiss723]

LItG S8 Vol. XI

This one is long! 😘

More gossip?! Of course I want to know it all duh!

Jin grabbing me for a chat before the movie night was good. Got to hear him out. I’m glad he’s being respectful of Sienna but I wish she could get it through her thick skull that he’s just not that into her.

Movie night!

I feel so bad for Bea. She is so sweet and he is such an ass. But she is the one who chose to bring him back over the others when we tried to warn her so… 🤷‍♀️

Oops there I go again, spilling tea I’ve heard… 😏

And I do believe Jin but he also could have been a bit more clear so I do get where she’s coming from. A little bit… I did like getting to rub it in Sienna’s face though 😝

Paying gems to watch Liam fail miserably with Claudia was totally worth it! 🤣

Ugh Emel and Oakley are super irritating at this point. Hypocrites both of them! 🙄

Both Jin and Max’s clips were both super cute and choosing between them is getting harder by the episode! I still love Jin though!! But Max is so tempting 😉

My clip was so nice and tame… this time round. (I’ve seen some other scenarios of what plays if you’re not loyal and oh boy! 🫣)

Not sure how I feel about Theo and Hari talking about me too in their clips. I feel bad for the other girls. I’ve never once flirted with either one…

The boys recoupling was fine. Went pretty much the way I figured it would. OG LI picked us (yay for us loyal girlies!!) and then our Casa LI picked Sienna (yuck) and I’m not sure how I feel about that since I like him too… would have been interesting if Oakley was able to choose Sienna and then have the rest of the couples all mixed up 😅

This is the one time I will thank Liam because… Holy… Moly… that shower scene was 🥵 I’m seriously enjoying the newer spicy scenes. They are much better this season! All ways are hot so play them alllll! The pinning the hands up against the wall is sooooo up my ally I can’t handle it 🫠

Dammit Sienna… just had to ruin it there didn’t you? Though I’m not sure why it would be a secret if you’re coupled with the person you’re caught with. Oh no! You caught me getting busy with the guy I’m coupled up with and have been keen on the whole time! What will everyone think? 🥱

Heart Rate Challenge Time!!!

So excited for this HOWEVER the outfit choices are awful! I am so disappointed in the options for MC! Why the awful bright iridescent colors?! What happened to our choices compared to the other girls?? I would literally have taken any one of those over our choices! Ours are so tacky and cheap looking! The mermaid isn’t sexy AT ALL and the cowgirl literally hurts my eyes AND the hat/collar don’t sit right on MC’s body and hair! 😤 The other girls get such cute outfits - especially Bea and Emel…

Anyways, back to the challenge! I do enjoy this one but seeing Sienna all over my Casa boy was hard to watch even though I’m with Jin. I wish we could choose to dance a little bit for everyone like Claudia did instead of all one person. I want to raise as many heart rates as I can!! 🤣

Hazel liking Liam is sad. Poor girl. Oh well she’s been warned too. Bit of a hypocrite with Emel though (shocker!) calling out Hari for not dancing with Hazel but Hazel chose Liam to dance all over and nothing was said to her… I hate double standards.

Not sure how I feel about the Viking outfits… like I like that each boy’s version is a bit different, but the hats sit really weird on their heads. Definitely not a fan of the caveman one on Jin, doesn’t show enough! Max’s superhero is so cute! He can save me any day! Also, he gets bonus points for having pop as his song type because that is what I picked as my favorite! And I’m a fan of Indiana Jones so that was a good one too! But the guys outfits are pretty cute this season! Overall two thumbs up for the boys 👍👍

And of course Liam is a jester… 🙄

I wonder how the results will go… if either Jin or Max gets their heart rate raised most by Sienna then I’m gonna be upset. I know I can’t have both in the same playthrough, but they’re both still mine!! 😅

I really hope the new bombshell doesn’t pick me. Please go for anyone else but me. I am finally back with Jin and I don’t want to ruin that! Also, I’m not a fan of his face so that doesn’t help! lol I guess we shall see what happens next week.

This time it isn’t as bad to wait like the past few weeks have been so that’s good… or is it bad? 🤔

[howdoyousleep3]

mama get ready to change my tag to 🍑 the simp

warehouse daddy is 🥵🥵🥵 making a girl forget she’s a bad bitch ok. so he /MADEEE/ dinner (i thought we were going out 🥲) he made the most perfect chicken parm i’ve ever had in my life. so when we got to his place, this is so fucking low i know but like…his place was actually fucking clean and not like the whole i can tell he just cleaned but like the…oh you can care for yourself without someone telling you to way. ANYWHOOO i unfortunately have a lot of dietary restrictions BUT HE CATERWD TO ALL OF THEM, HE EVEN HAD MY FAVORITE SODA. ALSO HE HAD BLANKETS THAT HE GOT JUSR FOR ME BC HE ONOWS IM ALWAYS COLD AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS RRYING TO LIKE GE HELPFUL AND HE WAS LIKE “just let me take care of you mamas” MAMAS HE CALLED ME EOTHER TUCKING MAMAS OR PEACHES AND EYEEEEEEEEEEE. DIED.

we ended up watching three movies and then we uh… had a deliciously hot make out session, i didn’t spend the night but he did drive me home with a smack on the ass and a smooch 🥵

-🍑 the simp

!!!!!!! PEACH BABY ohmygosh, this man is a Daddy this man is a Daddy. He made you dinner!! And he made it FOR you! And he has a clean home and he got your favorite soda and he got you blankies and he called you MAMAS! He outright said "let me take care of you"!!! AND THEN YOU MADE OUT AND HE TOOK YOU HOME AND SENT YOU TO BED WITH A SMACK ON YOUR ASS!

We are all simping so hard, holy shit. Fic dreams do come true. 😮‍💨

[ilovesehun]

SENDING NUDES CHALLENGE/ TAEHYUNG FF/ pt-4(smut) end

Plays side to side

“Ive been here all night,

ive been here all day

and boy, you got me walking side to side”

we sang along and then after the song a sad song started. lisa: oh god…lemme change that. she took my phone and as my bestie she knows my password also i dont hide anything to her. So it wasnt a matter.

lisa pov:

i took her phone to change the song until i saw a notification of v. The devil in me came alive and as her bestie i want to do something cruel😌. i texted v

goodmorning daddy🍆💦🤍

and then changed the song to blood sweat and tears. Little did she know….whats coming ahead.

y/n pov:

After an hour of driving we stopped at a convenient store to buy somethin to drink as it was to hot. “notification”

@kth.unknown: oh someone is hornyyy🥵💦😉

hmm? What did he mean. I opened the chst and then saw out of shock. HOLY SHIT WHEN DID I SENT YOU THAT. i replied him.

babygurl is thirsty i guess����. He replied

Thats when I remember that lisa took my phone for a while. She is the only one who knows my password.

lisa: y/n they ran out of apple jui-

me : YOU Beach! Why the fork did you do that! lisa: i did wha- oooh…..the message?😌

she looked so proud

i hit her with the bottle of orange juice. im sorry!!!! Lisa replied. i quickly press unsend. But whats the use..he saw it. V:

I gulped at the picture whereas lisa droped her purse with mouth wide open…

when did he start having a-abs…said lisa

i dont know either, i said.

V: completely hard for you y/n…

I replied to him explaining what actually happened. He just laughed out and said he wish i would do something like that. i replied with a 🙂

i kept my phone back to my pocket and asked lisa to play songs on her phone instead of mine. I dont want anything like to happen again.

We switched the seats and lisa started driving for the rest.

After reaching our hotel we unpacked and decided to go out for a walk. taehyung pov:

After the last rehearsal we were sitting and drinking refreshners. Thats when i got a notification

goodmorning daddy 🥵🍆💦

and that was enough for me to lower my shirt to cover my boner in front of the boys. It made me so excited that it started to pain down there. I went to the bathroom. And removed my tee and send her my abs photo. Then i had to relieve myself again. After 5 mins, i came out after cleaning and disposing the tissues. I hope no one heard me moan.

when i opened the door i saw jimin standing the re and smirking. “Well well….atleast not here v”jimin replied.

(on the day of concert) y/n pov

me and lisa were too excited and started walking towards the venue. We were hoping around. When we reached there we saw a tons of other armys. We got into the line passing through the security gate into the hall.

after reaching the hall we went to our seats and started singing songs along withy he other armys. And then the 7 members appeared rising from the bottom. I saw jimin and started cheering them wherease lisa on the other hand held my shoulders because she was like a jelly after seeing jin. lisa: he is indeed worldwide handsom😩.

But then my eyes diverted to taehyung….i dont know what happened to me but i felt like the world has stopped and it was just me and him. I couldnt hear the armys cheering nor lisa calling me. It was just taehyung….ONLY HIM…

And later lisa shaked me bringing me back to reality. I felt my heart in my throat. I saw the seven angels walking towards the audience. Taehyung and jimin were near to each other. When they started singing they started changing their positions. while enjoying namjoon’s part i felt an intense stare.

When i looked it was V. Did he notice me? OH NO! I would love to. But the embarrassment of that nude isnt still gone…lisa waved at him and caused him to smile.

taehyung pov:

i was enjoying the concert until i Saw a girl similar to y/n the same eyes hair and body shape. Is it her? How could i confirm it? Maybe ill have to find her tattoo. I hope its her. So i could call her backstage and talk.

y/n pov :

Lisa: didnt he notice you!?

me: no

lisa : i think he did. He was heels over you. jimin too

me: v indeed…is handsome…I whispered

After a few songs they went to change their outfits. I was calming myself down. I couldnt process seeing taehyung. He was just…a peice of ART.

After a while he came towards our side causing me to shiver. I looked him throught my camera and finally into his eyes. He was scanning me towards my hand and went smirking. lisa: OMG OMG OMG OMG ! He confirmed its you!!!

later i felt his stares from multiple sides

Taehyung pov:

I went over her and scanned her by my eyes. I could see her hand shivering. And as i hoped. It was y/n. The girl who made me cปm 2 times, the girl who got sexy legs, the one who got that tattoo. i couldnt be more happy. I went over to another side smiling while jimin came and took my previous place. He went towards the audience and took her hand and kissed it. I could see y/n hopping with her friend. It made me jealous and y/n indeed looked at me. She saw my serious face understanding that i didnt like it.

after an hour the concert was coming to an end they bid goodbye to us and since it was too crowdy it tooked a long time to go out. While we were about to go a staff came and caught my hand “Are you huang y/n?” She asked i replied with a yes.

“Please come to the backstage with me.” She said .

I didnt want to leave lisa too. So i took her along.

“Oh no please only you.” She said

i said sorry to her and asked her to wait outside.

I nervously went to a room which got a mirror and few hanged tops. Kinda like a makeup room. And then i heard footsteps. And i knew who it was…but eas too embarrassed to face him.

y/n?……. He said in an attractive way. Making my feet go jelly.

i turned around…and my face was right in front of his chest….he was too tall. I looked up to his face. He was smirking endlessly. Came closer to me, until i reached the wall. he kept a hand on the wall., trapping me between the other wall and his hand. Hi…baby. He said seductively. i couldnt look up since he was too close to me. I felt my ears being red and he noticed it. He then moved back and smiled at her. I then calmed myself and said hi. he looked upto me finally hearing my voice for the first time. i dont see the bold y/n who had send me nu- when v was about to say that i covered his mouth with my hand. dont say that! Im already embarrassed😩 i said trying my best not to blush. he then removed my hand and looked at me without any expression . Especially my lip. He was about to when the other members came in and got startled by my presence. I bowed and and said sorry for startling them. When i saw jimin i felt butterflies again. jimin came forward and asked v if she was the one he was talking about. He came to shake my hands and i was overly excited and hopped when i shaked my hands. After a min if eye contact with jimin. V removed my hands saying

“okay…that was way enough” giving me the smile . Other members and i talked a while and they went to change their clothes leaving me and tae alone. It was really really embarrassing. he was just staring at me while sitting on a chair. Since i didnt know what to do i also sat on a chair trying to avoid his intense stare. “why arent you looking at me babygirl~” he said smiling. I was having cold sweat. “um…well we a-arent even talking anythi-ing” i replied.

“y/n, can i kiss you?”He asked making me shocked. wha-i replied

he then laughed.” I was just kidding.” W-when are you returning? I asked. why? Do u want me to go? He asked

NO NOT THAT. i replied

oh you want me to stay? He asked

*sigh* s-stop playing i said. he just laughed and then asked for my number. And then i gave it to him

“well then…i have to go” he said standing up. i stood up to and i felt a hug from him. More like a blanket gulping me. I felt his warm body and his heartbeat. He whispered in my ears “daddy will call you tonight” and then winked at me before going.

i went outside being blank forgetting that lisa was calling me. I told her everything and she was shook.

we went back to the hotel and then layed straight on our bed. Exhausted from all the cheering. Then i got an unkown message from an unknown number. *************

hey. Its your daddy. Me: oh hi

v: you were so shy today.

me: 😅hehe…

v: where do u stay? Meet up tonight? me: are you sure?

V: yeaa. Im at ******* hotel room no. 808

me: OH! im in the same hotel. v: PERFECT. Come to the terrace at 11.

me: alright. v: and dont be too shy and talk to me. me: i will if you stop staring at me so heavily.

v: haha okay.

time skip

i took a shower and by the time i came back i saw her sleeping soundly. I guess she was tired . And then i read some book later realising ive to go to the terrace. I took my phone and saw his message asking me to come to his room.

when it was time i silently moved out if the room and entered the lift. I got into floor and knocked at the door. And then i felt a hand pulling me inside. He the pushed into the back of the door smiling at me. Feeling shy i looked down. he then kissed my cheeks unexpectedly. I felt my cheek burning. then he asked me to say something .

“tae”~ i said . “Hmm?” He asked. “I got nothin to say.”i replied . He smiled walking away to his sofa and sitting down there. He asked me to next to him and i did it. y/n did you know opening that picture helped me finding you? I was silent cus if the embarrassment. He then came closer to me making me lean on the sofa. He then started sucking my neck. I moaned a bit. I covered my mouth with my hand out of embarrassment. He then smirked and looked at me…just a lick and you started to moan? He started licking my neck again until i asked him “tae…are you sure?” He replied with a yes. Ill take care of you. He took me to the bed. He kissed me on my lips and layed me down. He then removed his t shirt and i saw his abs. I got to shy and v noticed it. Touch it he said. He brought my hand up to his abs.

he then started kissing me again. He then unbuttoned my 2 buttons of my top,until I stopped him. I-its my f-first time… i said being red. Dont worry I’ll look after it…he said. He then saw my blue bra and unhooked it making me feel so embarrassed and opened. He made me look at him and said “baby you are so beautiful…”

he then started to massage my boobs making me moan lightly. I again covered my mouth. “I want to hear you” he said. He then kissed and traveled to my pants . Asking me to lift my hip up so he could remove. I was only remaining in my blue panties now. He then removed his pants leaving him only in underwear too… i could see the massive hump in his boxers. he then touched my p*ssy with my underwear on, making me go crazy. He looked onto my face enjoying every reaction i give along with my moans. He then rubbed my underwear making me moan crazily. aah-aah t-taee~ please…

“call me daddy y/n” he said pressing his finger on my clit.

“D-daaddy~ n-nooo”

i said i saw him smirking while touching me. He then moved my undie to the side and popped a finger in. i felt in heaven when he did that…i was a moaning mess by then. He stsrted pishing his long finger in .

“ Fucking tight” he said.

“i wonder how well you would take me in y/n.”

he started adding another finger, moving in and out in a medium pace. “aah -aah-ah-aah!” she moaned.

“louder y/n lemme hear you.” Tae said increasing his pace. i started panting and moaning while grabing the sheets. “i-im cu-cu” and then he removed his fingers, licking it clean. i felt so uneasy at the lost of contact. I was whimpering.

taehyung pov:

the way she takes my finger so well…it was my dream. The way her hole was clenching after I removed my fingers. i then removed her underwear and threw it somewhere. You are too wet. Wet for daddy isnt it? i asked waiting for her reply. mmfp she said. i then removed my boxer and took out my length. I then started licking her off,

t-tae!

she said. i pinched her clit and said “its daddy” in my deep voice. d-daddy please dont~ she said. “why?” I asked. “i-i can-t” she replied i gave it a one last big lick and went towards her face spreading her legs apart my dick just touching her enterance. I looked at her and removed all the hair on her face.

“Baby~ *kiss* im putting it in *deep kiss while pinching ur left nipple* it will hurt a bit okay?”

i positioned myself at her enterance and slowly pushed the tip into her i saw her eyes filling with tears. I quickly kissed her deep and massaged her boob to diverge her thoughts away. Once 1/2 of it was in i gave her time to adjust. “d-daddy…its too big..i cant aaah!”

“only half is in baby” i said smirking at her. i pushed it completely in getting a big moan and gasp from y/n. “You are so tight. God. I might cum right away.”

i started moving, while feeling her inner wall sucking me. fuck y/n…i love you baby! You take me (thrust) so well.

mmph! Daddy! Aah! I feel full! She moaned . Her boobs wiggling as i thrust in. such a beautiful sight. i started licking her boobs and biting it. Turning it into purplish blue. do you like y/n? Do you like my cock? I asked

mmmm yess! do u still want jimin? I asked thrust harder

aaaah *whining* no i dont want

when he kissed you, you looked so happy didnt you? I asked as i was extremely frustrated thinking about that. what about now? Do u think jimin could fuck you like this? Huh? I said increase my speed as i was nearing. y/n started to clench around me so hard. daddy! I love you! she started scratching my back with her nails as she was close enough.

i feel hot in there! Y/n said panting. Cum baby cum for me. I replied. AAAH! TAE DADDY!! (Cums)

My pumps started getting sloppy . I finally reached my climax and cummed in her. I layed on her trying to relax. I could see y/n drooling and panting. I laughed and smirked at the sight. i went down and licked her clean while she was moaning again. i then went and kissed her all over. i could see her opening her eyes slowly.

How do you feel baby? I asked

i could see her getting red. I giggled.

did i make you feel good? I asked while rubbing her cheeks. she nodded yes. i looked at the time and it was 1.30. we fucked 1 hr y/n i said smirking. i never knew a 17y/o could be talented in sex. she rolled over and kissed my cheek and said “i loved it”

“you sure did. A moaning mess you were” i said making her blush. “be my girlfriend y/n .” I said . I took the ring out if the night stand and wore it on her finger. She looked teary and said yes.

im so tired tae~ she said. round 2? I asked

NOOO! She replied i want to sleep.

BUT OH SHIT Y/n. I didnt wear a condom. I said as i knew i fucked up.

she didnt mind as she drifted to sleep.

y/n!!! You might get pregnant!

no i wont. I just finished my periods yesterday. She said calming me down.

and with that i hugged her close and drifted to sleep with her. ___________________________________________

THE END

[khaleesiofalicante]

This chapter made me laugh so hard Istg😂😂 I fell off my bed and my whole family could hear me out of breath lmao

Baby Lance is🥺🥺

Also the way they educate him and just address all this topics is EVERYTHING. I am not a parent but damn if that isn't good parenting 😭 and not Max taking him with Anjali and Magnus kdhdjdjkd.

Because papa looked very happy. And when papa was happy, daddy was more happy.

No.

He was happier.

The way Max loves David never ceases to amaze me. Everything he did for him, and the other way around. It's just all the love and admiration they had for each other, the communication and always protecting each other. I am not ok😭💙💙💙

Lance nodded. “I want to know if he found the princess.”

“He has to get through the forest of shadows first,” papa told him.

Dani: AJ and Lance's plotline is not related to lbaf V

Me: ...but what if...this is foreshadowing?? You can blame me everything is foreshadowing with you!!!

New drinking game: everytime Lance rolls hid eyes or says something is stupid, take a sip. Let's see how wasted we end 😎

“I love you too,” Lance whispered.

“What?” Theia asked suddenly.

Oh shit. Oh fuck.

“I was just talking to myself,” Lance said quickly. “Self-love is important.”

God, Lance is an idiot. But I can't blame him because same😍

THEIA BLACKTHORN>>>>>>

The tres leches cake😭😭

“The bit with the knife.” Everyday more terrified thank you very much 🙂

I will die for this ship and I am totally ok with that :)

I screamed a little when Max though they were going to have sex KDHDJBDKD. FUCKING GOLD

Max really be making me sob with a stained glass window huh? Ok then🥲. No comments on the note jdhdkdkkd

Wait are we going to meet Harry's parents? Do we know them already??

Women fixing things with a hammer makes me somehow gayer😍😍

“Feminists get horny too, Arthur,” Lance rolled his eyes. "I'm a horny feminist." I would print this shit if I could

Now the title makes sense... BUT HOLY SHIT BABE NOOOO. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. YOU WERE NEVER THE REASON!!! IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. Will he ever know the truth?? Because I think it's gonna break him a little tbh...

BLACKBANE SUPREMACY!!! 😍😍

“If you don’t believe it, then at least believe this,” Arthur said gently. “I love you a lot and I don’t think you’re the reason for anyone’s pain except yours.” AJ really be continuing the Lightwood-Bane tradition of casually saying heartwreaking things...

That kiss was ✨ ICONIC✨

“Because, Lance,” Gabriel said, their voice gentle. “There is very little Max wouldn’t do for David.” Gabriel is an adult now😭 and they're still hot af I'm sure 😭😭 god I love them...

Theia blackmailing an important lawyer!! Mark me down as scared and horny 🥵 she is a fast learner it seems...

I MF KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THE COSTUDY AGREEMENT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE WHY WOULD DAVID TAKE THE KIDS AWAY FROM MAX?!? Alec losing that case didn't make sense!! I knew it and I'm still in shock because I didn't expect THAT. WHAT THE FUCK??? I have given it a hundred thoughts and I still don't understand why. I NEED ANSWERS😭😭😭

Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and I know you knew 😎🫢😋

This is literally David with baby Lance

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

Yooo there was just something about the smut that you wrote for chapter 4 that just… blasted my entire existence into horny outer space. Don’t get me wrong, literally every seggsy time you write between these two has me fanning myself 🥵 but THIS ONE HOLY SHIT I loved getting the whole squirting thing from Daemon’s perspective. And Babey being sooo desperate and gushing all over her uncle hubby’s cock and still riding him hard until he spills into her. Like… ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME lol.

I seriously commend you for how believably you’ve written Babey coming into her sexuality. It’s honestly so hot that she’s gradually gone from being sooo reluctant and timid to just brazenly leading her simpy feral unclehusband around by the cock and taking what she wants, when she wants. I’m cheering her on on the sidelines here like YES QUEEN MAKE **HIM** LIE BACK SO YOU CAN TAKE WHAT **YOU** WANT 👏

AAAAAAAAAAH, I'm so thrilled you liked it! I have a fucking fixation on pregnancy smut, despite having ZERO experience with pregnancy (or um lol, experience sexually). Daemon's a fucking pervert, and it's automatically so much hotter to write smut from his POV because he's so sweetly degrading about it, unfff. Babey's constantly revved up for her uncle-daddy, poor thing; luckily, she's got such a nice hubby who'll give her pretty pussy all the nice touches and kisses and playtime it deserves, a treat for being so good and growing his babies!

I'm really glad that Babey's evolution seems organic to you - she's always been quite shy and restrained, but rather pliant and obedient at the same time. She's never resisted Daemon, exactly, but her confidence in the bedroom has grown more and more, leading to some rather fun dynamics at play. Uncle-Daddy might take the lead, but he does not hold the reins - all she gotta do is look at him sweetly and it's the equivalent of grabbing him by the dick and leading him around.

Babey's gon' take what she wants next chap, I hope - haven't gotten to the scene yet, but my plans are that she's going to. It might evolve away from that, which is fine, because I write so much in-the-moment that it's hard to tell where the story will end up going.

Thank you so much for these kind words, nonnie!

[unofficialadamtaurus]

I’m sorry I can’t be normal about this today so take a few of my apeshit reactions instead:

Neo and Adam like had me choking I love it. LIKE OH THATS what you were talking about epilogue-ing with those 2. Adam be like “man did I look this stupid when I had misdirected murderous goals too?”

Adam vs Cinder was FUCKING AWESOME. The action was top tier but fucking when the burns reminded Adam of THAT moment had me OSNUXKWPZUXNWPW 😭

> "You're still a child," he managed instead. "Thinking magic and weapons will save you, but all you've done is find a new collar."

THATS SUCH A GOOD LINE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

“You were born with nothing," she spat, "and you'll die with nothing."

He blinked and in that second of darkness he flashed back to the nightmare he'd had all those weeks ago: his child self, staring at him through the flickering wall of an Atlesian prison. His next blink and he was that child, staring into a dirty mirror with tears in his good eye and fresh blood in his left. His final blink brought him back to the present, where his grip on Cinder's hands was slipping and the blade was burning his flesh and releasing a smell he knew in his bones.

AAAAAGHGHHGHGHGGGHHHHHHHHHH

and MY GOD his anger is so fucking palpable 😫

Okay I audibly gasped when Neo stabbed Cinder, you wrote the scene SO well and pretty nasty like this?

Cinder fell to her knees, shaking hands uselessly spitting flames that burned up to nothing. Her lifeblood poured from her chest. Her snarl melted from her face to be replaced with disbelief. She raised her head, watering eye failing to find the open sky beyond the Grimm and clouds.

UGHHHH. Along with the blood pouring on Ruby’s face?? It’s vivid (and gross) as fuck.

And I mean I kinda expected it after her convo with Adam, BUT I FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN RUBY GOT THE MAIDEN POWERS. HOLY SHIT??? I wasn’t expecting it AT ALL AND I THINK I LOVE IT

Ruby’s hero complex right now: 📈📈📈📈

A few parts I loved but didn’t scream about: Yang being a good sister is 😩. The art piece accompanying Ruby’s apology is god tier. Really good use of Jaune’s semblance (they can keep the blood and sweat and tears while still fighting 🥵 im sorry-). Adam and Blake’s team up at the end is so badass. like “It was kill or be killed. And that, they both knew well” YESSSSS

I have a plan for Adam and Neo (not a relationship plan) and all y'all are stuck watching me execute it 🫡

I will never not enjoy your apeshit reactions! It's hella gratifying to see those moments I thought would hit hard hitting hard - particularly that blink-and-you'll-miss-it line about Adam remembering the smell of burning flesh.

Invest in Ruby's hero complex now for stonks reasons, it can only go up from here!

[kithtaehyung]

Ryen you absolutely spoil us! You work too damn hard for us and I speak for all of us when I say we love and appreciate your hard work. 😘 Babe this was such a good addition to 3tan. Not only was this hot as hell, but showing the insecurities Reader has about having a man, but not having a man was so... 😭 I'm so glad Reader has Dom. Then Yoongi taught her that lesson though that she is dead wrong.

Also, this reminded me of sneaking boyfriends into my own bedroom window in HS 😂

When reader thought "your heart has got to keep it together" I was like same! He bought her a necklace, promised a trip back to pick out a charm, and then gave her his own chain that Reader happened to buy Yoongi a matching bracelet for so now they have a secret matching set????? Stob it!

I love that Readers confidence is finally catching. We love growth. 💕 Telling Yoongi I want to make you forgot your name too and "Make me, Bitch." Girl yes! Make your man crumble.

Question? The part when Yoongi snatches her throat and Reader is so far gone talking about how she likes when he's mad, that it makes Yoongi snap out of it to check on her. Is that because he's just so taken aback by just how feral he's made her that he was a little shocked? 👁️👄👁️

"Hands off" disintegrated me 🫠 Reader being completely undressed with Grammy Yoongi towering over her?????? Ryen... Honey... This visual is... Holy fuck! Yoongi absolutely gave Reader his signature snarl as he said this. 🥵

I cheered when that door closed and they finally unleashed on each other, but oh I love that Tae and Jimin heard them. 😜

The last little bit where Yoongi flips Reader over and slows the pace down had me soft 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I love them so much and want the world for them. Feel free to answer this or not if the answer is a spoiler, but when Yoongi says, “God, I can’t wait to feel all of you.” What's holding them back? I don't think a reason has been mentioned unless I missed something.

oh gosh.. finally getting to answering reviews that were sent in dayssss ago!! thank you so much for the wonderful words, love. i have been taking a real break this time, if y'all haven't noticed LOL this chapter was unexpected - while fun, it took me out mentally dkfjdkslf

all the things you mentioned about reader and dom? yes. i agree! this was yet another chapter highlighting the good and bad of human emotions. at least, that's how i wanted to go about it. there are people that understand reader and yoongi, and there are others that aren't happy with either one of them. which is the point! it's all human stuff.

and them both showing their affection and devotion in different ways was so cute to write out. and the imagery of yoongi dressed like that while reader does all that? a ha ha i couldn't resist in the least!!🥵 it was def a snarl moment and i for one didn't survive that scene :)))

the damn vmin sidenote was hilarious to include at the end HAHA maybe i'll end up making a drabble from their pov. and the slow mo?? helllllll yeah. that was yet another fun addition to write and i'm glad it's being well-received! as far as the reason for your end question.. they're just being responsible lol

[miscelunaaa]

holy shit tmi but like i’m fucking screaming at the new sacrificial chapter rn i had to come on here real quick like my cunt…she’s fully still fuckinghg throbbing ok

i love how oc is exploring her sexuality!!!!!!!!! and it’s a complete 180 by the end she doesn’t even mind covering herself with the shift again and i love that namjoon let’s her know that exploration is ok!!!!!!!! oc!!! 😈🥵😏 i’m rooting for her so hard and i just want the best for these people please

YES OKAY LIKE Reader's self discovery and willingness to learn and explore is so incredibly important, both for the story and just for me personally. It's something I thought a lot about, especially because I wanted to make sure I took care in depicting Namjoon's role in all of it. While I don't necessarily want to offer up my own interpretation of my own writing, I WILL say that I wanted it to clearly involve consent, and clearly not look like some sort of dirtying or sullying of her own perception of her "virtue." Like I wanted to make it clear that she's got the agency, and this is a choice she's making for herself.

Ah, I love hearing your thoughts. I don't want to say much more about my own thoughts even though I could keep talking about this foreverrrrrr. I just don't want to like, tell you what I think it means, lest it be taken as a canon interpretation, if that makes sense? Once it's out in the universe, the determination of meaning is really out of my hands, even if I still have my own arguments two what is and isn't significant. So hearing from y'all tells me if I've managed to make myself clear in what I was trying to show between them! And arguments as to what something means are really fun, and I'd hate to squash someone's valid interpretation just because I disagree. Like if you've got the evidence in the text to back up your argument, who am I to say it's wrong?

And, also, if I keep talking I'll drop spoilers alkjsdhfldkjsah