#she is geriatric

[cloudmakr]

Sock puppet dog

[beepartcollection]

I love Lilly Pilly with all my heart- She’s so very sick of everybody’s crap and it’s adorable. Best cat ever istg

Glad you like the menace @iaminsideyourwalls and I created!! :D Here's a couple doodles of her!

a ray of sunshine, she is :3

[laurapetrie]

ANNA KARINA in her first major interview on the set of CE SOIR OU JAMAIS (1961)

[sunfortune]

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

having a really old dog is just repeating the mantra to yourself "i am grateful for the time i've been given and when it comes time to let him go i will do so gracefully. i am grateful for the time i've been given and when it comes time to let wait why are you not pooping normally WHAT IS GOING ON WHY WON'T YOU POOP ARE YOU DYING" and then calling the vet in a panic, being told actually he's fine but give the probiotic some time to do its thing and then let us know if anything changes, and then you take a deep breath and go "cool. yeah. obviously he's fine. anyway. i am grateful for the time i've been given and

[aurpiment]

I need u to know I can’t stop thinking abt the forbidden geriatric pregnancy au specifically jfj faking a pregnancy… did she just shove a pillow up there. I love her so much.

Ann Ross commissioned a special corset with a hard leather “bowl” attached to the front. It is not the most comfortable thing, but it is relatively unobtrusive. The rest is done with padding and clothing silhouettes.

A question you didn’t ask but that I’d love to answer, because I am the way I am: Does Fitzjames get couvade syndrome? Yes.

JFJ: God. I’m queasy and my back hurts

Crozier, pregnant with Willa: We don’t have to pretend while it’s just the two of us at home, dear.

JFJ: No, I really *am* queasy and my back really *does* hurt

Crozier: Huh.

James should also have a badass moment of picking Francis up and carrying him when Francis gets a flash of symphysis pubis dysfunction pain. (He didn’t have any complications with Thomas, because it’s funnier that way, but with Willa he can have a little hurt/comfort. As a treat.)

And everybody who sees this is like oh my goodness this woman is so strong and brave, but she shouldn’t be picking up her husband in her condition!

Being carried by a strong, tall woman would be a turn-on for Crozier if he weren’t in pelvis agony. They’ll have to put a pin in that idea to revisit it later.

[josephtrohman]

abap is NINE today happy birthday babyest girl

[fyodorkitkat]

My cat had a senior moment and fell (flopped?) down her kitty stairs last night for the bed so I am now having to guide her to them then coo and pet her the whole time she timidly goes down them to build her confidence back up.

[grapecaseschoices]

UP TOP: Is the Tadpole Consumers! Sometimes being 'Power Hungry' means eating an actual worm.

Kendis Wolfcrossing (left): Bearbarian (Druid and Barbarian), She/They (nb). Romance Rolan [Maybe Minthara. Maybe Halsin. I'm just fucking around in the PT]

Kaeliana (right): aka The Dark Urge, Soradin of Kelemvor (Sorcerer and Paladin), She/her (trans). Romance Wyll.

BOTTOM DOWN: The Parental Trauma Cleric Sibs (and potentially both technically undead).

Amryl Shadowhoard (left): Ranger/War Cleric of Bahamut, They/It/She (in order; nb). Romance Wyll/Lae'zel/REDACTED [yeah that's the polyam!]. Is, technically, Isyl's younger sibling.

Isyl Shadowhoard (right): aka The Dark Urge. Cleric of Light [hhaha] of Lathander, ???? (trans and nb). Potential Romance Barcus. Is, definitely, Amryl's older sibling. Isyl remembers that fact and Isyl remembers Lathander. Everything else is secondary. Right?

[blood-starved-beast]

I will elaborate on this later probably but something ought to be said about the irony of Gehrman infantalizing Maria with the Doll's design yet one could argue he's actually the one being infantalized by two different Great Ones (the Moon Presence and the Orphan of Kos in the Hunter's Nightmare being sort of a version or projection of him).

Ironic what he inflicted onto others he is getting x10 in turn.

[leprosycock]

very hilarious that h-word is trying to get back into everyone’s good graces again and act like nothing happened despite scamming everyone out of hundreds of dollars by fumbling that bullshit card game so bad. she must’ve been able to get over the fact that all jrma does when they’re together is bark orders at her and keep her quiet and submissive and compliant because it’s better to be hating life in a relationship where you don’t have to work or do anything valuable with your time rather than hating life when you’re faced with the prospect of being a functioning adult with a real career

[vox-fantasma]

watching laudna and chetney, one of the two oldest characters in bh, act like two hyperactive children operating a deadly machine whilst imogen tries to do damage control and however reluctantly takes part in their antics is the hardest i’ve laughed in a while. like full on belly laughing the way laudna apologizes sheepishly before sending a bunch of BEES to harass her flight instructor. who is hanging out of a hang glider. in the air. you can’t get this shit anywhere else, it’s like bottled euphoria injected directly into my veins

[aurpiment]

manny manny I see the Sophia fanart and I’m Wondering if she appears in the rescue timeline of the crozierbaby AU?

Yes, and she connects some of the dots. I think during their courtship, she told him that she didn’t want children, and he told her that he couldn’t father children anyway.

I think she comes to visit him wherever he’s staying to talk and ask if he’s interested in renewing his proposal. She’d spent months worrying about him before he returned. He says to her very politely that he hopes to renew their friendship.

I think at this point the official story is that Thomas’s mother is a woman from a whaling family whom Crozier had married, and that she died. But the timeline’s not lining up. Sofia doesn’t ask about her because she doesn’t want to embarrass him by catching him out in a lie.

Anyway, at one point Thomas starts crying because he’s hungry, and Sofia says, “shall I fetch the wet nurse?” and there is a looooong pause. There is no nurse. and then she says, “Francis, may I assume that when you said you couldn’t father children, you were not lying to me?”

and he says, very quietly, a little scared, “You may.”

and she says, “I wouldn’t have minded, you know. If you’d said why. But I understand the cause for caution.”

and he says, “Right.”

And then she completely changes the topic of conversation to something more lighthearted like nothing happened and he puts a jacket over his shoulder and feeds Thomas like nothing happened and then Fitzjames walks in and they’re talking about like different kinds of penguins in Antarctica, or something, all the while Crozier is feeding Thomas. Fitzjames has a brief moment of panic but then Sophia says something like, “You seem startled. Do you see anything odd? I don’t.”

So James sits down and joins them in the conversation and of course the vibe is a little awkward, but thankfully at some point, Sofia decides to claim she has other plans in the afternoon and leave so she says her farewell and as James is helping her into her coat, she says something like, “You have a very fine son,” (Thomas is not Fitzjames’s biological son, but she’s not wrong about his and Crozier’s relationship.) and he says “thank you.”

She leaves and has a little cry about Francis moving on, but she’s ultimately aware that she’s better off not marrying him now because just as she doesn’t want to be a mother, she doesn’t want to be a stepmother either.

I think she gets over him, though

[theirmadness]

my bullying has finally worked and @knownasbeacon has joined tumblr so y'all go follow my boo and shower her with love. she's amazing xoxo

[vampireloverz]

the way this fic just described a 37 yr old character as “aged” and “growing feeble”, plus stuff like “she can’t spring out of bed anymore”… is the author 12 yrs old hello ???

[somedaytakethetime]

Mr. Anders 2.0 always gives me the content I want 😌😌