#she is super sheltered and sweet and innocent

[elegaeica]

rapunzel's baby but shes not a child. yknow. its about state of mind vs maturity levels

[anthurak]

Okay so by far the most fun part of imagining ‘Fallen Angel Emily’ is picturing Emily having so much fun enjoying all the ‘naughty’ stuff she’s spent her whole life being told was bad. All while remaining the super sweet, wholesome cinnamon roll she’s always been.

Like this is basically ‘sheltered Disney princess discovers all the wondrous things she’s been missing with wide-eyed wholesome joy’, with said things being swearing, partying, booze, drugs, sex, etc.

Put another way, imagine Emily being set up as seemingly the biggest case of ‘Christian Morality PSA about a young innocent girl about to have her life ruined by drinking/drugs/sex/rock-and-roll/gender’… and then nothing actually bad happens to Emily, aside from perhaps a comedic hangover the morning after.

I mean just picture Emily on her first night out partying with the hotel crew (specifically with Angel and Cherri) which gets VERY crazy, culminating with Emily having a wild, kinky threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Followed by Emily spending the next morning puking into a toilet with a quite bemused Angel Dust holding her hair back.

Emily: -listing just how horrible she feels after last night in between puking her guts out-

Angel: Uh-huh. Still worth it?

Emily: -with as big a grin as she can muster- Abso-fucking-lutely –continues to puke-

To summarize; Fallen Angel Emily is basically what if the ‘Hard Drinking Party Girl’ trope was ALSO the sweetest, most adorable little cinnamon roll.

(Also the best part about all this is realizing that this could totally thematically parallel Eve getting together with Lilith and Lucifer XD)

[littlefreya]

Hi Freya! If you have the time, I was wondering if you had any recommendations for some August Walker fics, whether by you or another writer, it doesn’t matter to me. Most of the fics I’m finding recently make him out to be rough, animalistic, and cruel (which makes sense cause he was the villain after all lol). But they also include non-con, degradation, etc, which I’m not comfortable with. Don’t get me wrong! Stories with those elements are fine! It’s just not my cup of tea, personally. And I do like rough August, but I guess it’s more in the sense of him being rough to his enemies and being soft, sweet, and super protective of his sweet and innocent girl. Does that make sense? I’m sorry if it doesn’t, and for the rambling, to this day I still get nervous and panicky whenever I write an ask. 😅 Hope you have a great day! 🥰

Hey love, no need to be nervous about sending an ask. We are all just humans here :) 💖

I have several August stories where August is a pure softy - smut and non smut included.

List below the cut

Smut 🔥🔥🔥

Velvet Chains - Soft!August x Reader (smut. August Walker as a sex-worker, sexual intercourse, unprotected sex, loss of virginity, a depiction of bodily fluids, soft!August themes, a tinge of angst and August’s monster c… ) - For a generous fee, August Walker is yours. A man devout to pleasure, who will worship you for an entire night and make sure your first time is more than memorable. 

Whiskers and Wet Silk - August comes home to find his princess watching Shadow and Bone and simping for the General and gets a bit insecure…

A Perfect Day - August Walker x Reader (smut to heavy fluff. Mentions of oral sex performed on a woman, male masturbation, and bodily fluids.) A perfect day in rural italy with the most dangerous CIA agent on earth. 

Pink Umbrella - August x Reader (Fluff to smut, soft!August Walker, DD/LG, thigh riding, gloves fetish (it’s a thing now), dirty talk, a tint of angst and slight twist ending.) August is on a mission in beautiful Paris and had you join the ride, but while he wants you to stay safe at the hotel, you have other ideas.

Gentle Monsters - August x Reader (smut, vaginal fingering, groping, grinding, cock grabbing, virginity. SoftDom vibes. August is the big bad wolf, but he can be soft for the right woman) It’s your first date with agent Walker, and things get a little too raunchy, but you are not ready to go all the way… 

One more touch before we die August x OFC (Explicit smut, romance) Set in a cabin on the mountain, August and his woman make passionate, desperate love. Sense Challange - Touch

Bourbon and Candy August x OFC (Explicit Smut, size kink, daddy kink) After a frustrating day at work, August just wants to sit down and enjoy his princess, in any way possible.

Poison Honey - August Walker x Reader ( Passion, romance, sexual innuendo, a “thrill of the chase” if this may trigger anyone and mild alcohol use.) Everyone around you is too busy getting drunk and making out, while you are just dying for this dreadful Christmas party to be over. But just as you plan to leave, you catch the eye of a very hungry August Walker. 

Fluff 🌈🍧🧁

Kiss it Better - August Walker x OFC (3rd person POV Fluffy, sticky, gooey fluff and floof with a tint of naughty suggestion)  August takes care of his girl after she fell

Monster August Walker x OFC (Romance) They call him a monster, but he is your monster    

Eivor - August Walker x ofc (Fluff)   August Walker wore many masks and had done horrible things but never in his life he imagined he would become someone’s father.

Shelter - August x Reader (Strictly soft sticky fluff) Lazy morning cuddles with August 

Something Wicked - August Walker x Reader (Fluff) August sleeps tightly and you decide to exploit the situation. 

Angel, can you hold me? - Soft!August x ofc (Angst to fluff) Bad guys need to be held as well

No More Tears - August Walker x OFC (August’s POV, Angst) On a cold autumn night, August muses over the girl he lost.

Behind Blue Eyes - August Walker x OFC (August’s POV,  angst, bad language, mentions of sex, mentions of alcohol, mentions of a breakup, longing, love, heartache. August being poetic AF and August being a prick and stealing candy. ) Beaten and broken, August Walker walks the streets of an unnamed city while he is taken by sudden longing.

Some drabbles

August doesn’t like it when his princess is sad (fluff)

Soft Tender August - August x Reader (Fluff, aftercare)

August singing Sinatra to you - August x Reader (Fluff)

Watching porn with August - August x Reader (mutual masturbation)

Forever Yours - August loves his cuddly princess

[nobodylikety]

Hey, I'm kinda back! First of all I want to apologize for the pending requests :( I had writer's block and recently I started another semester at Uni so I'm barely writing anything 🥹 But I hope this little something about Pup! Dani can make up for it </3

Puppy! Danielle x Fem! Owner! Reader, Hybrid AU, Fluff.

Although you've bought Danielle all kinds of toys —plastic bones, balls, strings, even a squeaky toy in the shape of a steak— as soon as you get out of bed, ready for breakfast, you discover two things: Dani is not here. Your left slipper is gone, too.

Oh, my.

Still groggy from drowsiness, and more asleep than awake, you make your way across the room only to discover the entirety of the picture. Four more shoes are missing, both left and right, and the toys —the ones Dani was so amused playing with last night— are scattered all over the floor.

This is Dani's idea, you think as you bend down and pick up the squeaky steak-shaped toy, the aussie puppy's favorite. Maybe you can distract her with that (when you find her) and thus retrieve your footwear, if they're not already buried in the yard. Hopefully not.

"Dani! Where did you go, sweet girl?"

No answer.

"Dani? Dani! Where are you?

The hybrid doesn't answer your call either, so you end up leaving your room, toy in hand. You walk slowly, so you can look around carefully, in case you find any sign of Danielle's presence.

You live in a pretty little house, in a nice, familiar neighborhood, with access to a large backyard, and it suddenly occurs to you that this very spot might be the one where the puppy could be, playing around. It occurs to you that because, first of all, Dani has rambled on about 100 times about how much she loves the backyard, and because second, but not least, there are freaking footprints all over the floor.

They're mud stains, with Danielle's footprints in them. And boy, must she have been going around, because the footprints follow different patterns; zig-zag, in circles, in a straight line. You lean a little, examining the tracks that are fresher, because the mud spread on the ground is still wet, and you follow that trail of footsteps to the sliding door that leads to the garden.

The door is slightly open and when you open it all the way to get out, the morning breeze blows against your face. Brr, it's cold, and you feel a shiver down your back as you walk down the two small steps leading to the courtyard. The light morning dew keeps the grass pleasantly damp (not wet), but it looks so untouched that it doesn't look like Dani has been around.

If anything, everything is the same: the perfectly mowed lawn, the plantings of gypsophila and chrysanthemums, the little wooden bench where you sit to watch the sunset. Nothing is different...until, as you walk along, you notice small mounds of dirt and uprooted grass in one corner. Ding ding, there she is.

You follow that trail and, as you get closer, the pile of dirt and grass gets bigger, uncovering a shoe half-buried in a hole, and beyond that, the person responsible for said occurrence. Because of course, Dani not only leaves a trail of mayhem wherever she goes, but she's innocent (and dumb, in Haerin's words) enough to stay at the scene of the crime.

"Dani!" you call to her, approaching quickly. She's squatting, digging with both hands another hole to bury the lost slipper. She doesn't perk her ears up, doesn't seem to hear you, and keeps digging. "Danielle, for the love of all that is good what are you doing?"

The Australian shepherd puppy twitch and perks up her ears, recognizing your voice. She turns and her tail starts wagging, unbothered by being full of dirt from head to toe, she lunges to hug you so tightly that the two of you fall.

"OWNER, OWNER, OWNER! I MISSED YOU SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH!" Danielle squeals and spins in circles, tail wagging. She's super excited to see you at last. From the hybrid shelter days that Dani has a habit of waking up early, so when she comes to your home she does the exact same thing, so during the hours when you were sleeping, she has really missed you.

That's a lot of alone time for the innocent, restless puppy.

"I missed you too, puppy" you respond with a gasp, because Danielle's weight (who isn't exactly feather-light) is half cutting off your air supply by repeatedly jumping on you.

"VERY MUCH, VERY MUCH?" yep, Danielle doesn't know how to speak softly. She has to scream. Or bark, for all intents and purposes.

"Uh-huh, very much."

"Owner sleeps a lot," Danielle whines, frowning and pouting. "I got bored. But because I missed you so much, I stole your shoes. It's just that I wanted to play, y'know? and now I want to play too! Will you play with me?"

So many "play" in one sentence, you sigh, closing your eyes for a moment. You're going to do what the puppy wants...but in a moment. You need to catch your breath and be able to stand up.

"I'll play with you, but let me get up..."

But Dani, excited to know that you will play with her, doesn't listen to you. She jumps, spins, runs, and countless times manages to knock you down again and again. You are already tied as to who is dirtier for the dirt.

"PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!"

"DANIELLE, I CAN'T GET UP!" you say, before another shove sends you flying. It's surprisingly strong. "Okay, that's it. I'm dead. Not moving from here."

If you'd said that to Hanni (which is like the most well-behaved), she'd probably drop her antics aside. But it's Danielle, aka 'I take things literally'.

"DON'T DIE, OWNER, YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH ME!" Danielle and her dirt-filled hands clamp down on your shoulders, whipping you around like a rag doll.

"Y'know, I thought you were going to say 'don't die, but because you love me."

"That too, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME! I WILL DIE OF BOREDOM IF YOU DON'T PLAY WITH ME! so you play with me, or I'll bury all your shoes."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Um, no?"

"Uh-huh, I'll pretend to believe you." you shake your head, with some exasperation. Danielle relents and pulls away a little, just enough so she can do her little puppy eyes in an 'I didn't do it' kind of way.

God, this bratty puppy.

"So, yeah? we play?" insists the puppy, crawling towards you. She has dirt on her knees, dirt on her hands, and even leaves in her hair (and probably smells pretty nasty), but somehow inexplicably you strike her as the most precious living thing.

"Hey, sweet girl, let's make a deal. Yeah?" you get down on your knees, facing Dani, looking at her very lovingly. Even when Danielle does that kind of shenanigans on a constant, almost daily basis, it's like physically impossible to get mad at her.

If it's possible, you even love her even more. Her innocence, her energy, the transparency with which she expresses her feelings, are too much for your heart to handle. "first you're going to bathe, i'll put you in clean clothes, and then we can play. sometimes the dirt has bugs that can bite you or hurt you, and i don't want that for you. i promised you i'd take care of you, remember? that's why it's important to be clean, without dirt."

Dani nods, looking at you with those big eyes she gets whenever you talk to her. Her puppy dog look is a true reflection of the purity she possesses, and in turn, the undisguised affection in her eyes. She admires and loves you, and you reciprocate such feelings.

"You see? you're a good girl, Dani. Very good girl, and I love you so much" not caring that you are both full of dirt, completely obviating the fact of getting dirty, you clasp the puppy in a warm embrace.

"I love you too, owner."

"Now...who wants a bath then play?" you ask with a playful little smile, kissing Dani's head, her plush little ears, then down her forehead, nose and cheeks. Dani stifles a bark of happiness, as she wiggles in your arms, before letting go and darting off into the house, screaming in a baton, "BATH-BATH-BATH!"

God, you adore her so much.

After Danielle enters the house like a bullet, you stare at her for a moment, smiling without realizing it, your heart overflowing with joy and love. That puppy, who in a daily dose fills your yard with holes and buries your shoes, has brought into your life the most wonderful, unfading happiness.

Life with Dani feels like a vast ocean of possibilities that opens in front your eyes; new adventures, the almost certainty that nothing is impossible, and in general everything that you could live together with Danielle, because next to her, you can be sure that everything will be fine.

That everything is limitless, just like the sky, as long as you have each other.

[skyward-floored]

Peggy. PEGGY. does Warriors have to go after his own family???? does he bust down their door?????? WE NEED ANSWERS 😭 (Downfall IAU)

- hero-of-the-wolf

(@hero-of-the-wolf)

...

Warriors walked down the decorated hallway, forcing himself not to drag his feet despite how badly he wanted to. The last thing he wanted to do right now (or ever) was go down this hallway, but he knew it would be even worse if he was late.

So despite the dread crawling up his throat, he kept walking, until he reached the innocent-looking door in front of him.

His fingers trembled as he knocked, but he clenched them back into a fist, crossing his hands behind him and settling into parade rest as a sweet voice called for him to come in.

Cryonis braced himself, and opened the door.

A pale-haired women sat at the desk inside the spacious office, moonlight shining bright through the windows. Purple eyes landed on him as he approached, the dim lamp on Cia’s desk lighting up the smile curling at her lips.

Warriors hated that smile with every fiber of his being.

“Cryonis, it's about time,” she said, fingers lightly tapping at her desk. The polish on them looked like blood in the moonlight. "Sit."

He sat.

Cia stared at him for several moments without saying anything, raking her eyes over him as she usually did. That same smile played at her lips, but Warriors stayed steady and still, refusing to flinch. Reacting only ever made it worse.

He hated these meetings where she got him alone. Normally it would only be a matter of time before she tried something— his brief comfort today was that this meeting was time-sensitive, and would therefore only last so long.

He hoped, anyway.

"I've got an assignment for you, Cryonis," she finally began, leaning back in her seat. "I suppose you've heard about the missing healer?"

He gave her a nod, and she raised an eyebrow, staring at him intensely.

Warriors held back a sigh. "Yes I have. I read the reports." I was required to, actually. You know that.

He briefly thought back to what they’d detailed, and felt a flash of envy for the boy who’d miraculously escaped.

I hope that kid got far, far away from here.

Cia smiled. "Good. That means you have all the details. I suppose you’re wondering how this relates to your assignment though— we've finally tracked down who helped him escape. It was the same group who assisted a known-criminal in escaping justice. It’ll be your job to handle them.”

Dread swamped over Warriors, and he swallowed. These assignments were the worst possible ones to get; arresting good people who were only trying to help, dragging supers who’d managed to get free back into this awful world they’d built. He hated it with every fiber of his being.

His thoughts flitted briefly towards who it could be he was going after, but when they veered in a rather dangerous direction, he quickly silenced them, as if even thinking of it would make it true.

Cia's smile grew like she knew what he was thinking, and she slid a paper over to him. Warriors took it and silently read what was printed there. He skimmed past the legal jargon across most of it, scanning until he reached the bottom where three names and the address of the base was.

And felt his world freeze.

No.

Please no. She can't.

I've done everything I can to hide them, I swore I'd keep them safe—

Somehow Warriors managed to keep a straight face. “Forester residence?”

Cia nodded, a barely-hidden expression of glee on her face. “Yes. They’ve been on our watch list for a while, but we now have reports of them sheltering both wanted criminals and unregistered supers. We have reason to believe they were who helped the healer escape as well." Warriors felt his heart pound faster with every word, and he wondered for a moment if he would be sick. "All of which is illegal, of course... Is there a problem with that, Cryonis?”

Despite the way he wanted to scream, Warriors still didn’t visibly react. “No.”

“Good. Take a squad and move out as soon as possible then. I’ll be expecting a full report from you when you return,” she said with a hint of a purr, still smirking at him.

Warriors swallowed back the horror and dread at the task he'd been given, the promise he’d made to himself warring with the truth that his family had finally been exposed, and he couldn’t do a thing about it. He wordlessly took the file, and moved to leave Cia’s office.

“One more thing, Cryonis.”

Warriors stopped, and stayed frozen in place as he heard Cia get up, and walk towards him.

Her hand landed on his shoulder, and despite every muscle of his begging for him to run away, he stayed still when her breath brushed his ear.

“I trust there won’t be any conflict of interest here, Link,” she whispered, her fingers digging into his shoulder. “I know you won’t try anything, loyal hero that you are. Right?”

He managed a nod, and she grabbed his jaw and turned his head to face hers.

“Don’t do anything foolish,” she said in a low voice, and Warriors barely held back a shudder as she stroked a finger along his chin. She leaned in even closer, until their lips were almost touching, and Warriors bit back a plea for her to stop touching him.

She’d only do it more if he said anything.

“Do what you’re told. It won’t be you who suffers if you don’t,” she finished softly, then finally leaned back, Warriors almost crying in relief. “Is that clear?”

"Yes Ma'am," he whispered, and her fingers tapped his chin once before she finally released him.

“Dismissed.”

Warriors forced himself not to run out of her office, his mind whirling with information, skin crawling from her touch. He could feel her gaze on his back up until he closed the door behind him with a hand he firmly told himself wasn’t shaking, and then stumbled against the opposite wall, breath hitching.

Something wet slipped down his cheek, and Warriors quickly wiped it away, too many emotions for him to even sort through roaring through his head.

He couldn’t do this. He couldn’t.

But if he didn’t, they’d only send someone else, and Cia had made it clear that if he didn’t do his job, his family would be the ones to suffer for it.

Warriors shut his eyes, then dragged in a breath, forcing himself to still his shaking. He quickly composed himself, tucking away every emotion back where he could deal with it later, then stood straight and tall, no sign of his inner turmoil visible on his face.

Time I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

Then he left to go arrest his family.

[angelkitty54]

Sonic Prime AU time! (coz this has been everywhere in the last month or so.) Basically just some ideas I had for shatterverse versions of Sonic and Shadow, set after the end of the series.

New Yoke City: Based on the idea in SA2 where it's kinda implied Sonic was also made on the Ark like Shadow (which is never brought up again). Basically Nine stumbles across a pod that contains the New Yoke version of Sonic (Spirit) and excitedly wakes him up. However he quickly finds that this is not the Sonic he met before; Spirit has never been out of his bio-tank thingy before, he is basically a newborn in a full grown body, with the mentality of a newborn too. Spirit is a wide-eyed innocent child, sweet, kind and trusting, a stark contrast to the world around him and the people in it. Nine is having a hard time adjusting, especially since Spirit's keeps chewing on all his power cables. He is also constantly being accused of having cloned Sonic. Which he totally did not! He found this Sonic fair and square thank you very much!

Meanwhile, having lost their power source, the Chaos Council has lost a lot of ground to the resistance. In searching for new power sources and weapons, they discover Project Umbra (three guess who this is). Umbra leans a little more into his alien side than Shadow does, he is also less of an angsty teen and more of a scared, grieving child lashing out at a world that hurt him. He agrees to work for the council only due to the distant family connection, but he doesn't particularly like them or care about their goals. He just wants to see the world burn. Of course, things change when he finds out his baby brother survives the raid on the Ark. Tho he is not particularly happy about this strange fox hanging around, acting all buddy buddy with Umbra's brother. Ugh, the nerve of that guy!

Boscage Maze: Got inspiration from movies like Nausicaa and Origin: Spirits of the Past. So the instead of the prism, the massive jungle was actually caused by a bio-experiment gone wrong which set off an apocalypse. There are effectively three groups of survivors, those that escaped into space (mainly GUN people), those that survived on the surface (whose descendants became groups like the scavengers) that live more or less in harmony with the jungle, and those that made it into underground shelters and were put into stasis chambers where they have slept for several hundred years. The latter two group are often at odds with each other, one wanting their old world back, the other wanting the jungle to stay as is. Dr Nightshade Robotnik and his assistant, Sunny, are among the stasis group.

In this universe Gerald went down the road of cybernetics as well as genetic engineering when creating his Ultimate Lifeform, Nightshade. Their Maria got to live her life to it's fullest, becoming a scientist like her grandfather. Nightshade also dedicated his life to science, wanting to follow Maria's dreams of making the world a better place, even after she passed away. Sunny benefited from their research, as it's thanks to their work into cybernetics that he is able to walk (and run) again. Upon waking in the post-apocalyptic world, Dr Nightshade has made it his mission to find out what caused the plants to grow out of control and hopefully reverse the effects. Sunny, someone who sees the benefits of both the old and new world, hopes that he can help the good Doctor find balance between the natural and mechanized worlds. Meanwhile GUN is up to something rather suspicious up there in space...

No Place Sea: Yay pirate AU!! Honestly didn't have a lot of ideas beyond just pirates tho... Shadow is Captain Blackheart and is like super duper cursed. He is captain of a ghost ship, whose crew is also super cursed and/or undead. All save a single member, his navigator Tempest (Sonic), who is immune to the effects curses due to him being half siren. Tempest does not speak much as his voice is imbued with the charming power of a siren, which he lacks much control over. He has a knack for reading the winds and currents making him an ideal navigator in treacherous waters. He is both drawn to and fears the water, as something in those dark depths keeps calling to him, eager to drag him down down down into darkness... However he can't bring himself to stay away despite the danger, and luckily whatever is hunting him seems to steer clear of the ghost ship. In exchange for shelter aboard his ship, Tempest is helping Blackheart track down and decode ancient sea charts that will lead them to a great treasure he's been hunting. One said to be able to grant wishes: the chaos emeralds!

[bbyboybucket]

I honestly kinda hate what they did with Annie in s4e3. While allllll of the other characters in the show are absolutely horrible people or morally grey, she’s always been the only one, esp the only supe, who’s truly good. She was the naive girl who grew up sheltered and had to learn about the world the hard way. She was super super super innocent and the whole thing with her character is that being in the Seven took away all that innocence and naivety and sweetness. She’s always been the good girl ™️ and the most pure which made her stand out from other characters bc she’s the ONLY one.

So yeah, I really hate that they suddenly threw in the “former blonde mean girl who bullied poor kids” back story bc that’s so boring and it’s such a character assassination. Like yeah, the writers prolly added it to spice her up but I think it quite literally did the opposite.

[writerpey]

Omg wait, you have so many fandoms I love, ok, ok could you make like a list of characters from theses shows and what they’d be? Like regressed, caregiver, ect? (So I can send asks based on that) I’m so excited right now

Arcane, Detroit Become Human, Last airbender, Our flag means death, and Six of crows/shadow and bone

happy 2024! this has been in my inbox forever but looks super fun to do! here’s my take on what characters would be regressors/caregivers for arcane, dbh and atla. I totally wrote way more than I expected to but here u are! <3 I’ll do a separate post for ofmd and soc bc they have so many characters I have opinions on.

Agere Character Headcanons

(Arcane, D:BH, ATLA)

(jinx is me cooking up this thread)

Arcane

Vi: As much as she’d be a wonderful caregiver, she’s absolutely a regressor. Being small reminds her of days spent with her parents and Powder, family trips to the fish markets of the coast and sunny days building sand castles at the beach. She tends to be on the older side, a natural tendency from a life spent as the older sibling, taking care of Powder. Vi’s a very active and vivacious little, playing outdoors and hanging off Caitlyn’s shoulders. Loves physical touch, hugs and high fives are the way to go.

Caitlyn: Caregiver all the way! I think she loves kids in general, and despite her awkward nature and sheltered upbringing, she finds it easy to take charge and step into the role of a protector. Definitely looks after Vi and is oftentimes too concerned about her safety. She loves taking the little out to the playground and to eat at Jericho’s food stall (even if she still refuses to eat a bowl of slop herself).

Jinx: Tiniest, cutest, moodiest little troublemaker there is. Jinx regresses to about four or five years old, and absolutely bounces off the walls at all hours of the day. She’s not the quiet, sweet child she once was as Powder, but rather gets herself into trouble and feigns innocence. She loves to annoy both Silco and Sevika, clambering on the latter’s lap and hiding under Silco’s desk for games of hide and seek. Her mood changes rather drastically as well, as she can go from completely happy to hyperventilating sobbing from anything as simple as scraping a knee to refusing bedtime.

Jayce: He’s a very attentive and high strung caregiver. Looking after Viktor is much easier than Caitlyn, Silco, or Sevika’s jobs, but Jayce always fusses over the little. He’s quick to scoop him up whenever it’s deemed necessary, and goes to Mel for help when he needs another pair of hands. Jayce loves caregiving because it gives him something to focus on other than his responsibility to Piltover, and enjoys simple play with his little like story time and building blocks.

Viktor: Super small and quiet regressor! Viktor can get very young, and has no qualms with depending on Jayce for help when he’s little. He likes to be snuggled up on a couch in a mound of blankets and is also content to sit and watch Mel paint the ships that go by the balcony of her apartment. Viktor is sweet and shy and doesn’t tend to verbalize his needs, but because Jayce is so attentive they mesh well together.

Detroit: Become Human

Kara: Caregiver. Need I expand? It’s in her coding in the first place to protect and nurture. Upon her deviance, Kara realizes that even if she was made for it, she can still reclaim that part of herself for herself. She is quick to console whomever her little may be, and projects the kindest and warmest energy to the person she’s taking care of. Kara enjoys making up her own stories, and loves playing make believe with her regressor.

Connor: One hundred percent a regressor. This little guy was shy and uncertain when he first started regressing, as he didn’t know what ‘normal’ behaviour from a deviant was, let alone how to process all the new emotions he was feeling. Connor loves to spend time at Hank’s house with Sumo, revelling in the feeling of the dog’s fluffy fur and laughing happily when he teaches Sumo all sorts of tricks. Connor is usually happy when regressed, but struggles with anxiety and asking for help. Hank is always there to walk Connor through his big feelings and encourages him to use his words.

Markus: He’s one of the most chaotic caregivers there is. You picked the pacifist route in the game? Doesn’t matter. This guy is unhinged when it comes to caregiving. Spoiling his little at any time possible, letting them stay up hours past their bedtime, giving them candy for breakfast and encouraging colouring on the walls. He spent so many years being exactly who Carl wanted him to be while also tasting freedom through Carl’s art that it brings him so much joy to see a regressor’s eyes sparkle when he says yes to whatever their heart desires. He’s also amazing at comforting a regressor. Big hugs and gentle eyes!

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara: Is a caregiver! Incredibly kind yet less patient than one (Sokka) might hope. Katara is quick to caution her little, always on the lookout for anything that they might hurt themselves with or on. But this doesn’t mean she hates fun! She adores the beach and using her bending to splash around, and is always ready to get her little an extra blanket or any snacks they ask for. She’s super sweet and falls into the role of a caregiver like she was made for it. Katara has even sewed a plushie or two as gifts, and has a knack for settling a regressor in front of a crackling fire and braiding their hair before bedtime.

Sokka: Regressor for sure. Even though he’s a big brother he never let go of his goofy side, and it plays into so much of his behaviour when he’s regressed. He’s on the older side, around 6-8, and has so much energy he doesn’t know where to put it all. Queue him running around for hours, laughing at absolutely anything that Aang says and bothering Toph just so she’ll play with him. Sokka doesn’t cry, even when he takes a tumble (which is quite often) but is fussy when he doesn’t get his way. He’s a troublemaker, but his beaming smile lets him get away with plenty.

Aang: Honestly I think he’s a caregiver, but is more like a fun uncle than any other label. His sage airbender wisdom doesn’t come through often, which means he’s all about fun all the time. His childish side matches a little like Sokka’s constant energy, and he seems to vanish into a cloud of smoke when any tears come his way. And how did Sokka and Zuko get chocolate all around their mouths, you ask? Well, there’s no one to ask because Aang’s just taken off on his glider on some very important business.

Zuko: LITTLE! REGRESSOR! TINY! Oh my goodness, he’s the first fictional character that I ever headcanoned as a regressor. There’s no need to delve into his trauma here, but the boy is in such a desperate need of healing his childhood that he regressed long before he even knew what it was. Regresses very young, between 2-5. Before meeting the Gaang he’d hang off of Uncle’s shoulder during Pai Sho tournaments on his ship and would shyly ask the crew members to play songs during music nights. His tough demeanour disappears completely when he’s regressed and he turns into a shy boy that is insistent on doing things himself and is quick to cry when he’s unable to, for example, wrap his robes the way he wants. Zuko has a turtleduck plushie that Katara sewed for him after Aang asked him what his favourite animal was and Sokka caught him cuddling up to Appa at night. Sweetest boy in the whole world.

Toph : Caregiver! Matches more with Aang’s style of caregiving than Katara’s, but still lands somewhere in the middle. Her earthbending gives her the ability to pick up on every tiny emotion that a regressor feels, and it means she’s prepared and in tune with every need, happy or unhappy, that someone needs. She tends to playfully tease Zuko and Sokka, but knows exactly where to draw the line with either boy based on the rhythm of their heart. Toph helps Aang when it comes to letting the boys do something Katara has specifically told them they’re not allowed to, and will always feign innocence when confronted by the eldest caregiver.

[adaptacy]

Pre-drabble :)

the gears are turning. they are turning. they are SO turning. the fanfic brain is working. and leland is my next target (/pos). so here's a prequel drabble to something that hasnt even been written yet!

Cw: they're so fucking cringe and in love ugh i can't eyeroll (i can)

Survivor!Leland x Afab!Reader (third person)

There was something about her smile. Something so sweet. So innocent. Reminded him of the girls in college. The ones who were in sororities, who'd never faced any sort of trouble- a shiny, practically gleaming, shimmering smile. The kind of smile that your childhood best friend would have.

He could remember a time when he smiled like that. Untouched by the world. Practically on top of the world. He didn't see that kind of smile anymore. He'd stopped seeing them years ago. Stopped searching for them.

He still tried to give that kind of smile, to wear his classic cheesy grin, but people knew, and people talked. People didn't believe his smiles, so he'd stopped giving them. But he was smiling now. Not a toothy grin, but he was smiling. And she was talking, and rambling about a childhood story, and he could've listened forever.

"Oh, there I go again. I'm sorry, what was your question?" She laughed, scratching the right side of her neck.

Leland shook his head. "That's alright, it was a good story. I just wanted to know if you had any extra bags," he asked, looking down at the small container hooked onto her hip, and she nodded.

"Yeah, of course!" She reached into the container, removing a thing plastic film. He took it from her, slipping it into his pocket. "Is he a rescue?"

The man looked down at the gray dog by his ankle, who wagged his tail and looked back up at his owner. "Yeah, he is. Harrier?" He asked, motioning towards the white and brown dog by her side. Her jaw dropped, and she scoffed, pressing a hand to her chest.

"Damn! You're good. Most people assume she's a beagle mutt. How'd you know?" She asked, and he shrugged.

"Been 'round a lotta dogs. You start to pick things up."

"Do you work with them or something?"

"Uh, you could say that, yeah. I help out at a shelter sometimes," he chuckled. "May I?"

"Yeah, totally. She's super friendly," she giggled. Both of them knelt down, and she ran her palm over the mutt's head, and then her fingers came underneath the bottom of his jaw, scratching underneath his neck. "Oh, he's precious," she cooed, her smile somehow growing at the interaction.

He was staring, and he looked back at the Harrier in front of him, who tenderly sniffed his hand. The smaller dog seemed hesitant, and he took his time, only patting her head when he was sure she wouldn't be caught off guard by it. His head tilted, finding the dog somewhat familiar. "Is she a rescue, too?"

"Yeah, I got her about a year ago," the girl replied, letting out an umph as Jacs' head slammed into her shoulder, demanding more pats.

"Jacs, easy," he commanded, but the dog seemed to have caught onto the same magnetism that he did. She didn't complain, simply gave him a kiss on his snout and rubbed along his neck. "Is she from the shelter on the corner of Hansen?"

She looked over at him, and both of them realized how close they were. He took a small step backwards with his knees, and she merely looked away, returning her attention to Jacs. "Yeah, she is. Why?"

"That's where I volunteer," he chuckled. "Kelly, right?"

She laughed, shaking her head. "No way. I mean- yes, but I couldn't let them get away with giving a dog such a human name. Her name's peanut," she giggled, and he couldn't seem to take his smile off of his lips.

It wasn't long before his smile was on your lips too, enjoying the small vibrations of your giggles against his mouth. It drew laughter- real, genuine laughter from him, and you lay on his chest, your head turning to glance at the two dogs on one large dog bed, curled up against one another. There was quiet country music coming from a stereo in the kitchen, filling the air with a sort of domestic tranquility.

"Lee?"

"Yeah, sweetheart?"

"I think we should move in together," you said, and his heart fluttered at the thought. He didn't reply immediately, so you continued. "It's just- Peanut and Jacs get along really well, and my lease will be up soon anyways, I mean, not that I need to move in with you, I can always find somewhere else, but-"

"I'd love to," he assured, running his hand up your back. You smiled again, your charming, impossibly sunny smile, and he wanted to kiss you, but he feared that he'd ruin the smile. So instead, he brushed his nose against yours, and you giggled once more.

You suddenly sat up, rolling off of his body and darting into the kitchen, turning the knob on the stereo. "Sing it, Glen!" You laughed, cranking the volume up loud enough that the dogs woke up, stirring from their sleep. Leland sat up, watching as you twirled your way over towards him, outstretching a hand.

He took it, and you yanked him off of the couch, holding it as you twirled.

"Get a house in the hills, you're payin' everyone's bills," you sang, and Leland laughed, joining in with you.

"Country boy, you got your feet in L- Ow, Jacs," Leland grunted, stumbling on his feet as the large dog pawed at him, his tail harshly wacking into Lee's ankle. Peanut barked, jumping up, and you reached down, picking up the dog and twirling with her. Jacs barked, and Leland reached down, rubbing the dogs head, laughing as he did so.

Peanut was placed back onto the floor, and Leland held out a hand, which you took without hesitation. The two of you danced together for a while longer until the song came to a close, and Leland pulled you in close, simply hugging you, appreciating you. And you hugged him back, your hands sliding up his back, but you heard his breath hitch, and you moved them back down.

His smile was soft, and you gave him a gentle squeeze. Pressing a kiss to the top of your head, he let out a gentle "I love you so much, baby."

"I love you too, Lee," you replied, enjoying his warmth for a while longer before you finally pulled away. "Dinner?"

"Hmm... Grilled cheese?" He asked, and you nodded.

"Sounds great."

[little-peril-stories]

LPS: Blog (Re)Intro

Little Peril Stories | Kate | adult | she/her

Masterlists:

The Queen of Lies (ongoing): AU for The Prince of Thieves—sheltered, rich sad girl meets snarky criminal; chaos ensues; whumpy, Victorian forbidden love vibes with a side helping of angst and girl power

The Court of Rogues (work in progress): sequel to The Prince of Thieves; details to come 2024.

The Prince of Thieves (complete): guy and gal get arrested and tormented by super cool, totally normal constable while pals on the outside freak out and make bad decisions; fun 1800s prison vibes with a side helping of angst and chosen family

Blood Garnet (side WIP, low priority): girl gets lost in magic woods and gets chased by her hapless cousin and a grump hunter; awkward magic man tries to help; supernatural(ish) romantasy vibes with a side helping of angst and betrayal

Man of Letters (UNRESOLVED; part of Whumptober 2023): awkward scholar boi tries to save the girl he falls in love with and gets way more than he bargained for; light romantasy paired with heavy emo vibes, with a side of helping of angst and torture

Fen and Freddie (complete): gal gets kidnapped, dopey cinnamon roll with hopeless crush tries to rescue her and fails; vague superhero sci-fi vibes with a side helping of angst and pining

The Curiosity Collector (complete): sweet non-confrontational magic boy gets kidnapped and needs rescuing by bf and sis; witchy, autumnal vibes with a side helping of angst and falling in love

✨ Check out: OC & WIP extras (mood boards, lyrics inspo, tag game creations, and more!)

This is a whumpblr/writeblr space! Sometimes I’ll post/reblog writerly posts, memes, etc., but a lot of the posts/RBs will be about whump. I post original writing and reblog the work of others that I enjoy, gifs, tropes, prompts, and other such things.

I’m down with asks and tag games but may not respond right away. If I seem to ignore you, it’s not personal, it just means real life is taking priority at that moment.

I love comments and feedback on my writing and welcome them with open arms.

A note on age: I know I can’t actually stop you from accessing this blog, but I do not wish to interact with people under 18. It’s not personal, I’m sure you’re great, but it has everything to do with my job IRL. Please respect this boundary and come back on your 18th birthday.

Check out: My Most Common Tropes

My favourite elements of whump have to do with power dynamics, intimidation, dread, and angst. I love captivity-with-a-cause: kidnapping for ransom or as leverage over someone else, prison (in fantasy or historical settings, less so for modern settings though it’s not a hard rule), and the like. Fantasy presents so many creative versions of this trope, so I do love me some fantasy whump! It also gives lots of opportunity for dungeons, shackles, and other fun implements like that. Gratuitous tying or chaining up is always delightful to see. Pining, desperately trying to protect a loved one (…and failing), and self-sacrifice are other big tropes I love, so expect to see lots of those!

As for characters, I love it when they are as far as you can get from perfect, pure, and innocent—when they’re good enough people, but whose flawed or maybe even problematic decisions lead them into trouble. Always, always, I want my characters to have a hand in their own fates. Pure-hearted victims of the narrative who simply fall into a whumpy situation are cute and fun, but not what I tend to write.

A few odds and ends I’m such a sucker for, so you’ll probably find them in my writing:

Sibling relationships

Allusions to songs, books, folklore, and musicals

Nature and weather helping to set the scene (oh my goodness, how many times can I work snow into one story?)

If romance, either slow burn or instant attraction

…with a sprinkling of “huh, I don’t understand what I’m feeling, wtf is going on??”

‘In the nick of time’ rescues

Painfully awkward moments

Fluff and comfort, but only once they’ve really earned it

Almost kisses

Hard choices

Happy endings

You probably won’t find much gore or explicit noncon here, but there might be some elements of those in my stories or in reblogs. I don’t write BBU or pet whump.

My original “whumpy things I like” post can be found here.

Anyway, thanks for reading! 💕 Happy whumping!

[thecameronchronicles]

Convince Me

TW: SMUT. Language. 

SUMMARY: JJ’s insecurities about your touchy-feely relationship with Sarah prompts you to prove he is all you need. 

WORD COUNT: 1350

*REQUESTED*

Anonymous asked:

So I was thinking about JJ dating Sarah’s BFF and they’re super close like they’ve known each other their whole life’s and spend a lot of time together and do everything together basically the best of friends but they’re also very touchy with each other but it’s all innocent and still JJ gets jealous and tells reader something like Sarah has a crush on her and reader just laughs, takes him to her room and proves him that she only wants him

Feel free to change anything you want it’s just an idea love 💘

Convince Me

“You know she has a crush on you, don’t you?” JJ asked as he led you from his truck and towards your house, the usual hold he had on your waist now stationed in his pockets as a sign of this insecurity. But all you could do was laugh. You and Sarah were as close two people could be without actually being related or dating. Of course, you could understand where he was coming from as you hung over each other as if you were anything but platonic, but you still couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought. Especially because you knew just how boy crazed Sarah had been since she hit puberty. 

“I don’t blame her or anything, just sucks seeing it all the time…”

“Are you jealous, J?” You teased as he would literally shake off the comment as you crossed over the threshold of your house. As you allowed him to distance from you so you could close the door, you watched how his entire body language had changed. The usual arrogance and even carefree existence was tense and sheltered, as if trying to comfort himself. 

“You don’t like the idea of her hands on my body, JJ?” You teased as his eyes narrowed. 

“No.” He spat as you reached into the refrigerator for a water to counter the day’s heat, offering one to him, before you were ignored. 

“You’re MY girlfriend. Nobody else should be touching you.”

“Not even if you got to watch?” You continued to tease as his jaw tensed further. But not in arousal. In anger.

“You can’t really think that I could ever need anyone else…”

“You two make it difficult NOT to question it…” You realized just how deeply this had affected him. 

“She’s my best friend, JJ…You’re my boyfriend…If not for her, I wouldn't have met you…” He paused in knowing this was the truth as your circles didn’t exactly interact unless it had been in some form of upset. 

“I may want to hug her and touch her…cuddle with her…” He rolled his eyes. 

“But-” You set your hands on his cheeks. 

“I want YOU to touch me…and kiss me…and fuck me…” His eyes focused on you. 

“Now, JJ…I want you to fuck me now…” You were lifted into your bedroom, door slammed at your back, before you were set down onto the bed. But as he was usually dominant and taking you in passionate motions, you would position him onto his back. 

“I guess I’m just going to have to prove to you that you’re all I need JJ…” You feigned a pout as his eyes followed your fingers as you undressed for him. He would just stare, however, letting you be in control, even if it killed a part of him. For that, he would lift your hands to his breasts, making him squeeze the soft skin as his fingers wrapped slowly around your eager mounds. 

“I’m all for you, JJ…Nobody else can touch me like you do…” You brought his dominant hand between your legs. 

“Nobody can make me feel as good as you can…” You began to ride his hand as his mouth parted in anticipation, his head moving into a nod as you smirked. But as he expected you to continue to undress, you would just torment him by drawing your fingers to his lips. 

“Nobody makes me taste this sweet or GETS to taste me, JJ-”

“Shit…” He breathed to the sight of your erotic ambitions. 

“So do you have to question why you get to fuck me?” Why you get to be inside of me? Why YOU get to hear me…” You hesitated to grant him the sound of his favorite hum; your moans forced forward by his activation. 

"Why you get to make me come? Please JJ, I need it…" Although you never had to beg, you knew he loved it when you did. This was validated by the feeling of his cock twitching beneath you as you pleaded to him. 

"I want to come around your cock…dripping off of you…and maybe then I'll have convinced you-" Your words would be cut off by his sudden motions as he rose to press his chest into your own. Lips silencing you, he pulled you high enough to reveal his shorts just enough so he could prepare himself for your. Without needing to be told, he watched you dribble over his cock, eyes finding him through lustful lashes, as he growled before optioning to turn you to your back. But once again, you kept him in place. 

"No, I have to prove it to you, J…I want you. Your hands and lips. This cock…" You whimpered while you took him over your entrance, his fingers forcing you to sink down on to him. 

"Fuck-" You expelled a single curse, his eyes rolling as the devilish words always sounded so sweet coming from tou. 

"Why would I want anyone else when I have this? When you make me wanna come already-"

"Use me. Fucking come all over this cock baby…it's yours…" He offered as you nodded. 

"I know it is…just like this pussy is all yours…" You clenched around him. 

"Goddammit!" He scolded, "Are you TRYING to kill me?!" You shrugged before he groaned to accommodate the pleasure pulsing through his body. 

"Just making sure you understand."

"I do. I understand my girl needs me-"

"Yes, JJ! Need you!" You began to struggle to speak to the sensations he granted you with the arrival of his thumb over your clit. 

"I know you are so fucking close, I know my girl’s body…I know when you need it…"

"Give it to me, JJ!" You demanded behind clenched teeth as he would nod. 

"Yeah, sweetheart…take it…take every drop!" He ordered as your mouth shot and a desperate oval as you trembled over him. 

"Feel it,JJ? All of that is for you…that's what you do to me-" You were positioned onto your back, too spent to remain dominant, before being set on your knees. 

"Gotta watch that ass shake for me, baby…you know I love it…" 

"Fuck me, JJ! Please! Come inside me!"

"Yeah? You needy today, aren't you?"

"For you! Always for you!" He nodded. 

"That's what I want to hear baby…good girl."

"Faster, J!"

"Yeah? My girl feel it again? You're gripping me like you're gonna come again…"

"Yes!!! I can feel it."

"Then you're gonna squirt for me this time…come on…hold it back until you feel it's too much…"

"JJ-"

"Yeah baby?"

"JJ! I can feel it! It's right there-its…oh my God! Yes yes! JJ! J-oh God!"

"Yes!!!!" You belted in unison to his grunts and groans before feeling his warmth spent inside you. But you would move quickly to your knees, pulling his cock to your mouth and twisting around him as you savored a mic of mutual cum. 

"Fuck!"

"You doubt me again and I'll make sure you don't walk for a week-"

"That should be my line."

"I'll expect the same from you too…" You winked playfully before making him come again, this time, pleading for you as he was helpless to your advances and you adored it. You made sure he would never question it again. 

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[naomiknight-17]

I am struggling with redesigning a character

I have this nsfw fantasy adventure comic idea, working name 3 Sorceresses. Which stars - you guessed it!! - 3 sorceresses.

The main character is supposed to be a sweet, sheltered, sort of innocent-ish young woman. When I first designed her over a decade ago, I went with the common tropes for such - she was white and blonde to show how sweet and pure she was. The slutty member of the group was going to be tan/light brown-skinned. Which is of course, super racist!! I did not intend racist overtones when designing them (I didn't know better at the time) but I was perpetuating racist stereotypes just the same.

So I thought, okay, maybe I should make the main girl black. I can totally keep her body type and face shape and big eyes and outfit and make her black to subvert this trope

But then - her grandma was the village healer and a respected sorceress. So then am I accidentally veering into the just-as-racist Magical Black Old Person trope? But then most of the main characters in this story are magic users. It's... kind of the point

Solving 'slutty exotic brown girl' is simpler. Boom, she's white now. Though her design would also work well with east Asian features - would it be fetishizing to make her east Asian? But then. This is a porn comic. It's fetishizing... everyone and everything in it

I am not sure what to do with the third girl. Maybe she's fine how she is. She's a tall, nerdy, prudish white chick. Or should I redesign her to also be a POC so that I don't fall into tokenism by having only One Black Character

Aaaaauagh maybe I'm overthinking this and I know no matter what I do my work will offend SOMEONE anyway (I mean. It's a porn. That alone is gonna piss people off) but I at least want to avoid being overtly problematic in the designs of my main characters

[just-jordie-things]

Jordie pleaseee ;-; feed us more special grade reader acskxnsj the way you wrote their technique what the hECK man I crave more— *stands like a disparaged Victorian child*

please kind lady, would you spare us some facts about the reader and their technique? it would ease the chill that the plague had inflicted upon me *cOUGH*

OMG REALLY REALLY ??? YES I'D LOVE TO TELL Y'ALL MORE ABOUT IT !!!

i called it Fate's Handler !! here's some stuff from my notes abt it:

the user of this ability is able to summon the ‘string’ of one’s lifespan when in close enough radius (about hand to hand distance).  <- i kinda pictured this like what the fates of past present and future do in greek mythology, hence the naming too :))

their cursed energy allows them to reach into their chest and retrieve the string from their soul.  then, if the opponent is weak enough, the user is able to cut that string and most likely end their life.  if their opponent is much stronger than them, then they may only be able to cause some damage to the string, which would weaken their opponent, but not kill them.

i never got to write any action scenes with it but i thought some dramatic flair would be a MUST when using this technique. maybe the eyes go white and the voice gets all echo-y... ooh i'm getting excited about it i hope i get the chance to play around with this technique more!!

i also kinda imagined them having a cursed tool too, but i never got that far in the fic. definitely a badass, vintage looking pair of iron shears tho !!! that would've been so fun to write. i had this idea that they were the ultimate murder weapon and that if they were used to break the string then that soul wouldn't be able to come back as a curse ??

thank you for asking about it!!! i really struggle with writing out full cursed techniques but this one was super fun and i feel it was a little wasted on the fic i used it for but... i really wanted to put an emphasis on how the reader was a special grade sorcerer for a reason, she was fully capable of defending herself and exorcizing curses in the same breath. i wanted her to come across as this all powerful (god like, as shoko would say) badass on the field... and then this sweet innocent, sheltered girl just trying to figure out herself and love for the first time outside of her work !!!

[scumbagjaeger]

Rating: 18+! mdni

Me waking up at 5am with the most depraved thoughts about Jean, Connie and Sasha in a college AU that I will be turning into a full fic, here’s the rundown

Starts with Jean/Sasha with a dash of Jean/Connie/Sasha, and then ends with just Connie/Sasha, they’re endgame sorry not sorry (I love Springles) (it’s just because my friends tell me I’m just like Sasha and I am a fiend for Constance Springer)

First of all, you already know that they were all friends in high school, none of that awkward first meeting in History 101 thing

They can’t even remember how they met but Connie and Jean were those middle school bros with the snapbacks and jailbroken phones

Jean was asked to show Sasha around when she moved from the countryside in their freshman year of high school

Okay so now in college basically they all have the plan to just get laid as much as possible

Jk but they just want to party and be part of the crazy college scheme that they used to spend HOURS talking about in high school

“Guys… would you ever smoke weed?” —Jean at one point

Sorry this is still background but like I always imagine them growing up Midwest? I wanna say Chicago but deep down I’m thinking they grew up in like St Paul and they were all fairly sheltered oop

They go to college in Chicago for the big city life and they all apply together and they cry when they all get accepted

So yeah they’re trying to be adults now they rule!!!1!!! It’s so cheesy but they are 18 and suddenly they are like wow this adult thing is pretty nice 😎

Connie is kind of the rizzler?? No shock there but he is actually bringing so many women back to his and Jean’s dorm

The forms I had in college would be two bedrooms (with two beds each) and then a shared bathroom/fridge space?? So Connie and Jean are roommates and Marco is their suite mate in the other bedroom

Jean ends up having to stay with their suite-mate Marco because Marco’s roommate ended up dropping out after a day

Connie inadvertently cock blocks his friends but other while they’d pull as well??

Sorry Jean plays the sweet-romance game because he thinks he’s going to fall in love at a college party the first week 💀 and Connie swoops in making these ladies die laughing

He’s also just super affectionate with Sasha too like she’ll be rizzing up some guy and he’ll swing an arm around her waist “Sash we gotta host parties when we get our house together!!!”

He just means next year, the three of them plan on getting a townhouse together, but it’s enough to scare away the guy Sasha was talking to :(

At one point they have a mini intervention where they’re like “bro how do you do it????” And Connie’s like “what can I say, a rizzler’s gotta rizz 😎🥵”

I don’t think there would be much sexual interest or jealousy between any of them because they’re besties

Maybe in high school they had that drama about liking each other but they’re 18 now?? High school was so last year they are ADULTS remember

But idk maybe Sasha makes a comment about Connie cockblocking her, just an innocent joke, and he lowkey gets offended? “Damn my bad, I’ll let you cook next time ig”

So at the next party, Sasha meets Niccolo and of course they hit it off and Connie’s like okay why is this bothering me who gives a fuck, he ends up bringing a girl back to his dorm anyway so who cares LOL not that guy

Oh I forgot to say this but when Jean brings someone home Connie goes to Sasha’s and they literally share her tiny ass twin bed, usually drunk and watching some movie on her laptop, Ymir is normally in Historia’s room anyway so it works (but Ymir and Connie are homies too so she dgaf)

Anyway after her and Niccolo hook up, Sasha is super bummed?? The three of them are hanging out on campus and she’s like “yeah idk I thought we had something but our conversations just kind of fizzled out :(“

And Connie laughs? He’s like “lmao wait you talk to these people after you hook up with them??”

He explains that the whole point is that you go into it not expecting to ever see them again, that’s how he can be so bold with his flirting/jokes. It’s a HOOK UP not a MARRIAGE

And Jean kind of defends Sasha because he is also a big romantic and is constantly getting his hopes up? Poor guy

So one thing leads to another and (completely sober) Jean and Sasha decide they’re going to hook up???

It’s so awkward when they talk about it lol. Sasha’s like “man wtf how does Connie just not develop feeling for the girls he’s sleeping with” and Jean’s like “right that’s insane we should like, hook up and see” (totally joking) and Sasha’s like “omg yeah good one”

For half of their conversation, Jean can’t tell if she’s just going along with the joke

But it does make sense to them?? Like they will go to the party with Connie who will inevitably bring someone back to their dorm, and Jean and Sasha can pretend like they’ve just met and that they’re hooking up, then in the morning they go back to being friends

Unrelated but they’ve all definitely talked about their kinks before and Sasha hits Jean with the “S-step bro” and he whimpers

Also unrelated but Connie thought that the “Step bro, I’m stuck” things were the funniest shit in the world but that’s when they discovered Jean is bisexual, Jean included lol

Anyway the sex is good?? They are already so comfortable with each other, Jean makes sure Sasha is comfortable and that things feel good, she lowkey helps him with how to eat a girl out properly lol

Also Sasha has insane bedroom eyes and she doesn’t even know it? Her sex faces are unreal. Jean’s fucking her missionary style and he’s like “—this good?” And she lets out a breathy “Yeah, fuck, like that—” and he is like “bro don’t look at me like that or I’ll cum”

Afterwards Jean asks if they can cuddle and she’s like “wtf no? We’re supposed to not make thing a thing, we’re just friends again” and Jean is like “but we’d cuddle when we’re friends. We literally cuddled last week” and she’s like “damn you’re right okay c’mere”

The next morning Sasha’s like “omg! We did that! And I don’t want to do it again” and Jean’s like “wait WHAT” like he’s worried she had a bad experience and she’s like “No no no like I WOULD do it again but I don’t want to like date you!!” And he’s like “oh, good!!! Me too!!” And they high five

Jean goes to his dorm and Connie’s not there but Marco is and he’s like “Marco, I slept with Sasha and we don’t want to do it again 😎” and he’s like “what the fuck?”

Jean and Marco are also on the extremely slowburn train to romance-ville but until then they’re just homies, each other’s confidants

Marco tells Jean “I don’t know how you could hook up with anyone at all? Don’t you want the intimacy and love that comes with being with one person?” Because Marco doesn’t join in on their schemes, he also came from a sheltered childhood but he’s just so honest and sweet and we love our sweet boy

Of course Jean wants that too! He’s just a dumb idiot who thinks with his dick too much(‘: but someday he will learn and Marco will be there for him

Anyway idk about anyone else’s college experience but we had like four different card game variants of like “drink if you have the most unopened emails” or “drink if you are the last person to put your finger on your nose”

So of course they play that one time in Sasha’s room with their friends

“Drink if you’ve slept with someone else in this room” and everyone’s laughing, of course Eren and Mikasa drink, and Ymir and Historia drink, but then Jean takes a sip and it’s like SILENT

And Connie’s like “HEADASS get outta here, your fantasies don’t count” and Jean is looking at Sasha like bro help me

So then she takes a drink

And everyone is like hooting and hollering, but now Connie is silent

Jean’s laughing and telling them “yeah it was just a one time thing lol we’re just friends”

He’s lowkey hurt that they didn’t tell him?? He thinks it happened in like high school or something

They notice he’s upset and they end up confronting him after he avoids them bc we know Connie can’t deal with his emotions xoxo

“I just can’t believe you guys had sex without me??” He means without TELLING me but he’s upset yk. And Sasha’s like “well fine do you want to have sex with us?”

And it’s silent for like four minutes. Also they’re eating lunch in like Burger King so Jean’s mouth is full of a whopper burger as Sasha says this and he just freezes, and then slowly continues to eat

I feel like Connie is straight/has a strong preference towards women, but the idea of fucking a woman with another guy he’s totally down for yk, he’s definitely comfortable with himself and open to experimenting but something about Jean fucking THEIR friend Sasha fires him up??

He’s still the most experienced out of the three of them, never in a threesome but has watched enough of them lol, he even did extra research to prepare omg

He strokes himself off underneath Sasha, who’s being fucked by Jean

And Connie’s an ass? Talking to them like a little shit. “So this is how you did it without me last time, huh? I missed out on all this fun?”

I’ll save the big details for the fic so you have to read it sorry xoxo, but let’s say Jean ends up fucking Sasha’s mouth while Connie switches and begins fucking her? Like your classic Eiffel Tower shit

They definitely high five while fucking Sasha lol but she’s also loving it we know she’s a freak

I bet Connie would feel this weird possession about fucking Sasha? Like he sees how wet she got from cumming with Jean’s cock inside her and he’s like well we gotta out do this, I gotta show her how good I’m gonna make her feel

No warning just immediately rams himself into her, her gasp barely audible around Jean’s cock

And this is when he starts to like “hm I could get used to this”, just an idle thought he brushes off as he slaps her ass, grabbing the fat of it afterwards to thrust deeper into her

I bet they talked about it before, but Connie definitely is all “You gonna let me cum inside you, huh, Sash? Gonna be a good girl and let me fill you up?”

Jean’s already came in her mouth and he’s holding her, petting her hair and playing with her tits as she cries out, nodding and turning back to look at him

I bet Sasha’s fucked out expression is what sends him over the edge

They end up all passed out next to each other with Sasha in the middle, they’re too sweaty and gross to be comfortable but they promise to help wash the sheets and clean up/get breakfast in the morning

But somehow Connie and Sasha both wake up in the middle of the night (she elbows him accidentally), and before they go back to sleep he’s just kind of like, wait wait

And he slips a hand in her underwear just to feel the mess of his cum leaking into her underwear

Omg he’d slip a finger inside her, trying to push it into her again (fuck I love Connie too much someone needs to put me in horny jail)

She’d just kind of whine quietly, half asleep but wrapping her arm around him and shuffling closer, carefully spreading her legs further

He’d finger her for a little bit but her whines and noises start to get too loud, they’re too lazy to move to the bathroom or something so they put a pin in it

Connie does tilt Sasha’s jaw towards him and kisses her though? It’s like the first time he’s ever kissed a girl after sex so it’s kind of startling to him, it just seems too romantic and he can’t possibly feeling this towards his best pal Sasha??

But Sasha’s kissed guys after sex so she’s like whatever lol gnight dude

Things are fine between the three of them because Connie just compartmentalizes his emotions and Jean and Sasha have already fucked

But now when they talk about going to parties, Connie doesn’t really want to hook up with random girls anymore? And he gets pissy when Sasha mentions bringing a guy back to her place

But also Sasha picks up on that and she doesn’t even seem to care about the guys she’s hooking up with?? Jean can see it SO CLEARLY she’s using these other guys to distract herself from Connie

One day Jean shows up at Sasha’s door and is like “so when did you start liking Connie?”

Ends with Sasha crying to Jean about how she doesn’t know? He had a thing for her in their sophomore year of high school? They were each others first kisses? She even had a thing for him once in their senior year, but this is DIFFERENT she knows it’s going to ruin their friendship

Literally Ymir and Historia are there because they were just giving her shit for this too but now they’re comforting her

Jean just had the EXACT SAME conversation with Connie, even with the same tears, and Eren and Mikasa there to comfort him LMAO

But Jean doesn’t say anything about that, he just says she should talk to him about it (just like he told Connie to do) and she’s like lol NO

A couple days later though Connie says the most OUTTA pocket thing?? Something about a girlfriend??

In my mind it’s always Mina just because but idk we’ll see

Connie in an attempt to evade the confrontation of talking to Sasha about his feelings has decided that burying them deep inside himself is the way to go

And Sasha literally texts Jean and is like SEE?!???? He doesn’t like me it’s fine this is fine 🥲

And Jean is like THESE TWO DUMBASSES WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

Cue him and Marco having to play matchmaker, maybe even fall in love themselves while they’re at it 😗

Idk how it’s gonna end ngl but if you stuck around this long you should tell me your thoughts via reply or ask

[llycaons]

I talk big about in-character writing as if I wasn't 2 chapters into a wx AU of a desperately tragic yet very hokey movie called 'unleashed' about an orphan raised like a dog by a mob boss as an enforcer who breaks free from his captors and starts reconnecting with his humanity and this orphan hero is none other than lan wangji...

edit: I'm almost done and this is less offensively bad that just....deeply odd. long rambling post under the cut

this is why I tend to dislike AUs based on very specific works - the characterizations and relationships just don't match and it feels like reading another story. because it IS.

first of all, why is this dehumanized and abused character manipulated into a weapon who lost his parents young and was treated like an animal lwj and not wwx? it would fit the story better. wwx (survivalist, very powerful, abused and used in canon) escapes and finds a lovely, stable, (wealthy), somewhat naive, caretaking piano teacher with a young son. he slowly recovers in a safe place as he grapples with his past of abuse and cruelty. he learns to love and be loved. but lwj is one of the wealthiest and most sheltered characters in the show! the choices simply do not make sense!

like...the lwj is decent, but that's only bc this lwj has been raised in very different circumstances and his core character traits (loving animals/music/wwx/small children, having a hidden humorous side, wanting to help people and generally unwilling to hurt the innocent) are somewhat simplistic. his other important traits (like his specific relationship with rules, his character arc as it related to his sect, how he acts wrt his privilege) don't really get a chance to manifest in this situation. he's pretty straightforward, which just makes the wx dynamic pretty boring.

based on his thoughts and dialogue, wwx just thinks he's just a hot sweetheart and so so good and brave. which he IS ig, but it's lacking the drama or intrigue or flair of canon. canon wwx didn't fall in love with simply a good brave kind sweetheart, he fell in love with someone with very strong principles that aligned with his, who challenged him at every turn and surprised him with his hidden sweet side and caretaking streak and humor and eventual willingness to break rules. who is also hot and good at swordfighting. there's shades of this to the relationship, but it's ultimately just a watered-down and decontextualized version of canon. and the draw of wwx and lwj and their relationship has so much to do with canon that this AU is just kind of boring and irrelevant to read

speaking of which, the wwx is VERY odd and somewhat insulting. he's currently a single dad of a-yuan (🙄, and side note but wq and wn aren't even RELATED to the bad wens???? way to drop a really important and thematically relevant detail), and he's a building super so he collects rents, and his personal history is similar to college except he has this really strange characterization around college and in this entanglement with this woman whose death he feels responsible for. like he describes himself as a failing student who drank way too much without getting into the why of it all or the other people who were definitely in his life at the time, also canon wwx at that same age was still a highly prolific and celebrated author even in the midst of severe trauma AND alcoholism. and he described himself and this oc woman as 'two shitty people who had nobody else to be shitty with' or something and then talked about how she was an addict and it was just a really strange and and insulting (to addicts) and ooc direction for his character to be taken.

like wwx always had a ton of friends except for when he was a social pariah for saving people from literal death camps and even then the wens and his siblings really cared about him so idk why his primary social connection is this oc woman whose only purpose is to have a baby and then be a bad mother/partner and then die to make wwx feel angsty. like, he does talk about her ballet skills and her intelligence and her humor but her role in the story is pure plot device. it must be from the original movie but it's SO random and shitty and ooc and cruel to addicts? and if you write an AU for a fanfic that you want to make sense you really have to actually alter the other work a bit to accommodate the other relationships and character dynamics. it would have made more sense for wwx to be barely scraping by while working three jobs and getting disowned by the jiangs and still getting straight As even if he struggled with alcoholism. and then he still would have taken in a-yuan if the alternative was the foster system. a-yuan's biological parentage and wx's adoption of him is genuinely so important oh it makes me mad they erased that

speaking of family, the jc and jyl aren't too bad and the jfm is mostly fine but the myu is bizarre. instead of the abusive, out of control, shaming, self-centered, violent woman from canon who literally hates wwx's guts, she's a kind of sharp divorcee whose method to curry favor with her grandchildren is to buy them expensive gifts and who asks nosy but well-meaning questions about wwx's love life. I do think myu would dote on a grandchild, but NOT if it was wwx's. his role in the jiangs is a little difficult to translate completely accurately to a modern setting, but her dislike for him and her blame on him for ruining her marriage and being better than her son is a really important part of her character. adult wwx would by all rights offer her the respect she is due as his parental figure, but would likely avoid her when possible and need to seek support from other people in his life when he interacts with her. and I don't think he'd easily let her be a part of his child's life. because she abused him as a child and teenager!

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Solar Opposites: The Ultra Opposites: Ophelia’s Last Attack Pt. 2 (for @avaveevo )

The rest of the Ultra Opposites made it to the castle until suddenly, the guards surrounded them.

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh shit! noticing the color patterns Shoot, they’re in color sync! What do we do now!

???: I know how!

Suddenly, Sherbet, now with a violet colored super hero outfit with a rainbow heart on for the chest part, leaps up from behind and changes colors to distract the guards.

Sherbet/Violet: Here! Let the rainbow remind you of something painful!

The guards got distracted and gets kicked and punched by Sherbet as they fell unconscious.

Terry/Solar Flare: Uh, who is that?

AISHA: We’ll explain later! Right now, you and the new recruits go kick the rest of the guards’ asses. The rest of the Ultra Opposites and I will help Legendary Super Shlorpian, Psylock and Electra deal with Ophelia and help get Korvo’s powers back!

Terry/Solar Flare: Thanks guys! Here, let Solar Flare show you guys the way of stopping motherfucking bad guys!

Solar Flare then transforms back into his Mundane form and throws fireballs at the guards as Jaime, Darcy and Sherbet join in the fight. Meanwhile, back with Ophelia, she laughs evilly as Korvo wipes his tears and decided to fight for Terry’s life as he gets back up.

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: You…you…you…YOU KILLED HIM! YOU KILLED THE ONLY SHLORPIAN I EVER LOVED!!!

Ophelia: Too bad.

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Stealing my power was one thing but THIS?! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS YOU MONSTER!

Battle Song Plays:

Despite losing his powers, Korvo continues fighting for Terry’s life. He got his sword and reflects it Ophelia’s green ice breath as he kept going.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Korvo! Be careful!

Jesse/Electra: Don’t let her hurt you!

Janiz flies up and sees Korvo in trouble as she gasp. She growls and quickly flies over to help her brother. Meanwhile, Kevin helps everyone get to safety.

Kevin: Hurry people! Get to safety!

Once the citizens made it back to the shelter safety. Kevin sees lighting coming from Ophelia’s lair and decided to go help his new teammates. Kevin ran off until his wife called him.

Kevin’s Wife: Kevin?! We are you going!

Kevin: The Ultra Opposites need my help! I have to go help them!

Kevin’s Wife: What?! Are you crazy?!

Kevin: Trust me honey! It’s time I do a responsible mature thing in my life! I have to go help my friends!

Kevin’s wife smile and kiss Kevin on the cheek.

Kevin’s Wife: Don’t die on me, you sweet idiotic dummy!

Kevin: I won’t honey.

Kevin runs off to Ophelia’s lair as Kevin’s wife and kids get to safety. Back with the rest of the Ultra Opposites, the heroes race up to the lair.

Montez/The Master: Taste psychic, motherfuckers!

Master uses his psychic powers to blast the guards away. Cherie then uses her martial arts skills and karate chop the guards. Shadow Lady uses her weaponry and shocks the guards with a spike sword. Super Cooke uses his laser eyes to shoot the guards. They then made it to the lair as they are overjoyed but two muscular guards appear.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Don’t worry, I got this! Gift!

Lady Roseus uses her gift powers and shows the guards their deepest desires, which allows her to knock them out as they scream.

Cherie/Agent Red: Nice job Lady Roseus! Let’s head in!

Once they enter, they see Korvo fighting Ophelia but despite her being powerful, Korvo kept on fighting.

Korvo: This is really out of control Ophelia?! What is your problem with me?!

Ophelia shoots an orb at him.

Ophelia: Your family is what stands between me and my plans to conquer all the planets!

Ophelia fires her ice breath at Korvo, who ducks.

Ophelia: How about you, Korvo? Wouldn't you give up your life for your sweet Terry’s happiness?

Korvo: Do you really think that this is what my family want? To discover that their husband/father has fucking lost his powers a goddamn psycho supervillain, willing to let innocent people pay the price for his madness

Ophelia: You would do the same thing!

Korvo: Never! Unlike you, I have made my peace with it. I’m not living in the past. I have my whole life ahead of him! You'd know this if you ever took an interest in me. But in reality, your people means nothing to you anymore! You've locked everyone in your wrath. Locked them in your Alliance Rings! Locked them into a life that allows you to hide behind him in order to justify your madness!

Ophelia: snarls I sure it was the right thing!

Ophelia grabs Korvo by the throat, but then Janiz shows up.

Korvo: Janiz?

Jesse/Electra: No way! You can turn into a Super Shlorpian too?! Awesome!

Yumyulack: Plus you look great in pink!

Super Shlorpian Janiz: Let Korvo go, Ophelia.

Ophelia: You DARE to order ME?!

Super Shlorpian Janiz: I said LET! HIM! GO!

Janiz uses her ice breath to fire at Ophelia. The two female super Shlorpians continue to fight. Korvo, looking at his sister, thinks about his memories with Terry, his eyes starts glowing, which causes some the energy from Ophelia to exit from her headband.

Ophelia: What?! No it can’t be!

Yumyulack/Psylock and Jesse/Electra knock out the guards and jump up to help Korvo. The rest of the human Ultra Opposites made it and are shock by what is happening.

Ophelia: He’s still connected to his powers. But, that’s impossible.

Montez/The Master: What’s going on?!

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: I don’t know! Maybe it’s a Shlorpian thing!

Korvo regains his super suit as his body starts glowing.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: This is so not a Shlorpian thing!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Give him back. Give...him...BACK!!!

Legendary Super Shlorpian leaps up as he flies up and directs his fist towards Ophelia!

Ophelia: Where did he gets punch by Korvo Go!

Korvo punches Ophelia and then leaps up. The rest of the human Ultra Opposites are amazed by Korvo fighting Ophelia, even with his most of his powers not regain most of his powers. Korvo kept on fighting Ophelia, until she knocked him to the ground.

Ophelia: Any last words, Super Shlorpian?

Korvo: sees the crystal on Ophelia’s forehead and sees his chance Eat this! Bitch!

Korvo smashes the crystal and Ophelia screams as it helps Korvo absorbs his powers back into him.

Yumyulack/Psylock: gasp

Jesse/Electra: Did it work?!

Korvo transforms back into his super hero form and then into his Super Shlorpian form as he roars and flies up in joy.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: tears of joy Yes! It worked! God, it feels so good to be me again!

Suddenly…

Terry/Solar Flare: having transformed back with his super suit on runs up to his sweet hubby with Pupa, Firey, Miss Darcia and Violet Korvo! Korvo!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry? hugs Terry You’re alive! Oh thank goodness!

Psylock, Electra and Pupa walks up to their dads and hugs them with Lady Super Shlorpian as Dark Matter, Shadow Lady, Super Cooke, Agent Red, The Master, Lady Roseus, Ultra Man, Firey, Miss Darcina and Violet smiles at them.

Terry/Solar Flare: Jaime and Darcy caught me just in time! Did you get your powers back?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Jaime? Darcy?

The rest of the Ultra Opposites look and sees now Jaime, Darcy and Sherbet the new Ultra Opposites.

Jaime/Firey: Hey!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Damn. You guys too?! Wait, what are your names?!

Darcy/Miss Darcina: Well, since I have the power of muscle growth, I’m thinking, MISS DARCINA!

Jaime: And since I have powers of fire, I think Firey.

The others look at Firey in awkward silence while exchanging weird awkward looks at him.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Really? I honestly feel bad. You deserve a better name than that.

Jaime/Firey: Eh? Well, to be honest, I couldn’t come up with any other name so, I decided Firey would be the best choice.

Daryl/Dark Matter: Damn.

Jesse/Electra: Wait, points to Sherbet who this girl?

Cherie/Agent Red: Sherbet?

Sherbet/Violet: Call me Violet! Because, I can change colors at full will!

Ultra Opposites: Ooh!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Why is your superhero name Violet anyway?

Sherbet/Violet: Because Lady Roseus was already taken.

Nova/Lady Roseau giggles amusingly.

Yumyulack/Psylock: notices Ophelia gone Oh no! Ophelia escaped!

Ultra Opposites: Gasp

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Oh shit! She is gonna try to take Korvo’s powers again!

Sherbet/Violet: Oh no! What the fuck do we do now?!

Terry/Solar Flare: We go stop her! Now!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Solar Flare’s right! We don’t have fucking times for this now!

AISHA: Fuck yeah! Let’s do this!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites, let’s go kick that motherfucking Empress’ ass!

The Ultra Opposites cheered as they fly up to go stop Ophelia! Ophelia made it up the rooftop.

Ophelia: This isn’t over! Time to-

Suddenly, her headband gets knocked out of her head as it falls to the ground and shatters into pieces.

Ophelia: No!

Terry/Solar Flare: It’s over Ophelia! Turn everyone you turn into foot soldiers back to the way they really are!

Ophelia turns and gasp in horror upon seeing more of the Ultra Opposites and Solar Flare alive!

Ophelia: What?! No no! You’re alive?! But how?! And there are more of you?!

Daryl/Dark Matter: Fuck yeah bitch!

Terry/Solar Flare: Hell yeah! Now we’re gonna end this once and for all!

Opehlia: To think I actually killed you!

Terry/Solar Flare: Just nearly though!

Solar Flare, transforms back into his Mundane form as he roars, throws his fire balls at Ophelia, which burns her right hand. Legendary Super Shlorpian and Lady Super Shlorpian combines their powers to use their ice breath on Ophelia. Ophelia slips and Psylock, Dark Matter and The Master use their psychic powers to brain wave attack Ophelia as she screams. Electra growls and uses her electric wrecking ball to fling Ophelia towards Shadow Lady and Agent Red who uses their martial skills to high kick Ophelia towards Super Cooke who uses his laser eyes to shock Ophelia.

Ophelia: God damn it!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Now Firey!

Firey uses his flame blast to stop Ophelia who tries to use her sphere, but then gets punched by Miss Darcina. Violet switches into light green and high kicks Ophelia. Randall uses his super strength to throw a brick wall at Ophelia who dodges it, but then gets hit by a fire breath by Kevin, now with his own super suit.

Kevin/Super Kevin: Looks like you ran into Super Kevin!

Terry/Solar Flare: Kevin! No way!

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Nice suit pal! But, a little help?!

Super Kevin uses his fire breath as Ophelia screams.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Thanks Super Kev.

Kevin/Super Kevin: No problem neighbors.

Ophelia then falls towards Lady Roseus, who gives the villainess a death stare.

Ophelia: Oh, it’s you! What are you going to do?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Nova! Now!

Nova/Lady Roseus: Got it! Gift!

Jesse/Electra: What does it do?

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: It shows the person’s greatest desire.

Lady Roseus uses her gift and shows Ophelia’s desire which has distracted while Psylock uses his mind reading powers to read her mind and figures out how to stop her.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Now!

Psylock finished using mind reading powers and the Ultra Opposites group huddle.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Guys! I found out her weakness! We need combine all of our powers to stop her once and for all.

Terry/Solar Flare: You sure about that?! What if it doesn’t work?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Psylock’s right! It’s our only chance! Let’s do this!

The heroes form a circle around Ophelia as they start charging up their powers and their bodies starts glowing.

Ophelia: You think you pathetic Ultra Opposites can stop me?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Not when there’s one of us! But, we all can!

The Ultra Opposites combine their powers that created a huge beam that shoots at Ophelia as the heroes’ eyes light up.

Ophelia: No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The evil empress screams as the beam shatters her to pieces. The whole background goes white which fades towards three months later at the Solar Opposites’ house. Terry, in his human form, was laying on the ground until Korvo, in his human form, kisses him on the lips. The two husbands smile at each other while their children, newfound family friends and family were hanging out. Then, the news came on.

Human Yumyulack: Hey guys! It’s starting!

News Reporter: on tv Good morning GeenasDavisVille! We are today with Dr. Janiz, talking about a new highway rail.

Human Janiz: Thank you sir. Ever since the Ultra Opposites have defeated the dark empress Ophelia. We now have a stable environment where no even can get by. But there are some new threats out there. But wherever they are, the Ultra Opposites will never leave us! They’ll always be there for us when danger comes!

Later, Korvo and Terry were enjoying the sunset at the park while sitting on the bench.

Human Terry: Well Korvo, now that Ophelia is gone, we’ll have worry of you losing your powers.

Human Korvo: At first I never wanted them. Because, I was scared about hurting people. That I was a monster. But I was wrong. Those powers really are amazing. I got full control and I’m not afraid of that anymore. And it was thanks to the Shlorpian I fell in love with.

Human Korvo and Human Terry: I love you.

The two husbands blush and shared a kiss while Yumyulack, Jesse and the Pupa smile. Two weeks later, the four Ultra Opposites are on the rooftop of a tall building as they look done at the city.

Terry/Solar Flare: Nothing like a beautiful day to kick ass.

The rest of the Ultra Opposites meet up as they smile at their friends and after Terry transforms into his Mundane form and Korvo and Janiz transforms into their super Shlorpian forms, the newly formed super heroes spring into action with an awesome sci-fi background.

The End