District AU headcanon: The officers who were there from the beginning think it was funny how he was disapproving any of his children dating when he was obsessed with Lucy Gray, even sneaking her in the barracks for some alone time. But no one says this to him to his face because the last idiot who did that had latrine cleaning duty for six months.
I remember this story surfacing after there was a fanfic about Coriolanus sneaking her into the barracks for some alone time. Coriolanus wouldn’t sneak her into the barracks; that would be far too reckless for his liking. Too much could go wrong. If he wanted some alone time, the backstage rooms of the Hob would suffice, or even the meadow...or Lucy Gray's broom closet of a room where a little stomach bug was made.
Besides He’s not out to ruin his kids' love lives or fun; he’s out to ruin Clementine’s love life and fun because, even he can see it, she is like him and that’s the problem. Coriolanus always had one rule: "Be like me, before I met your mother." Clementine is not like academy Coriolanus; she is games and post-games Coriolanus. Reckless and a bit unpredictable, unlike her brother Janus. The next in line for that spot is Rosie, but Rosie likes collecting snakes, which is a problem for another day.
Clementine: why am I not allowed to seek out… company? Mama told me U where younger than me when you started seeing her
Coriolanus: exactly, it‘s when my problems started, I don’t complain about them tho even one is nagging me ever since
Clementine: ah yes the mystery problem and WHEN was that dear father of mine?
Coriolanus: dependends on… how old are u?
Clementine: …you’re a cruel man Coriolanus Snow… U know u love me dad!
Coriolanus: Yes, yes I do which is why I said NO
Clementine: …what about Janus!?
Coriolanus: what about him, Janus is not seeing anyone
Clementine: HE DOES!!
Janus: it doesnt count if u dont get caught~
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To the cadets he doesn’t have a wife or kids, yet youre not allowed to look at them either hes talking to Nathan specifically
If you're not one of the big four—Sejanus, Beanpole, Bug, or Smiley—you’re not even allowed to whisper their names. Everyone knows he’s married or bound to the sassy, gorgeous lead singer of the Covey. 🥀 It's the looks they give each other; even if you're new, you'll put the pieces together. He tries so hard tho XD
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In todays episode of
"temple stories"
Star wars: the sticker wars
Ahsoka running around and placing star stickers on random objects
Obi wan pausing from chatting with windu and fisto: "what are you doing dear?"
Ahsoka pausing for a moment and greeting the trio with a quick nod: "masters hello. Well anakin keeps having his cleptomanic fingers on my stuff, so i told him i'd place star stickers on everything that belongs to me"
Obi wan shaking his head: "you guys could also talk about it."
Master Fisto and windu clancing looks at each other
Ahsoka:"....naah" *hurries back to her task* "So anyway this mug is mine oh and definetly this controller he keeps stealing this the most...*Runs over and places a sticker on obi wans cheek who has gotten back to sipping his tea* *obi just blinking into his tea mug and sighing*
Mace and fisto snorting into their hands barely holding it together.
Ahsoka meawhile pokes her head around the corner yelling: "skyguy i've marked everything mine with a star sticker now, so hands off these."
A few moments later anakin comes around the same corner placing starship stickers on the exact same mug and controller.
Obi: "....Let me guess these are yours?"
Anakin: "yeah from where do you know?" *Casually places a starship sticker on obi wans forehead (who ones again tried to drink his tea) while walking by*
Obi: "Wha..hey Hey!! I'm no...augh *closes his eyes and inhales*" "nevermind obi wan think of your nerves" (to himself) *so he just goes back to actually now drinking his tea*
fisto and mace are now bursting out laughing with anakin walking off
*edit*
Rex is covered and i mean covered in stickers 30% anakin and ahsokas cause they were having a sticker sticking war over him for both claiming him as theirs to death.
The rest is half the armys mostly 501st ones cause everyone keeps claiming sweet pretty rexika as their babygirl property (he is just too sweet shaped to resist)
Cody has one single heart sticker on his helmet cheek that obi wan gently placed on it stating: "i suppose everbody knows it by now but just to be shure *places sticker* my commander *sweet smile*" and walks off while poor cody baby blushed so hard he melted the insides of his helmet💞
He proudly wears that sticker "TO THIS DAYUH!" (His men want to cover him with stickers aswell but no one dares to reach for what the General owns already (also they know, you know?)
Also they are too afraid one tried but cody just gave them one authoritative look through his helmet and that was it "but thank you i appreciate your loyalty respect and admiration" He just said
Obi wan is covered in stickers cause every jedi keeps claiming him as theirs. Either for marriage or adoption.
The most sticked objects in the temple are the best chairs at the cantina and temple Spa.
Most sticked object in the Gar clone barracks and 79s is rex.
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my number one piece of gw2 oc creation advice is if you have a sylvari, give them a human to form a weird codependent relationship with. same thing in reverse if you have a human
it's a formula as old as the sylvari themself with riannoc and waine, and it works flawlessly i do this with all of my characters
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Thinking more on Nela's feelings about nobility...
In the end, I think Nela dodges anything related to nobility whenever she can afford it. At first out of sheer inexperience and generic Andoren disdain for it (which I already talked about before), later on because she learns the hard way that dealing with nobility unfailingly turns into a lasting headache.
She behaves in the proper wag whenever she has to interact with any noble, BUT she makes a point of delegating such duties to people who actually enjoy talking in circles and reading between lines.
Now, whenever she IS forced to attend a social event and such, she'll be the last to complain if Daeran casually starts some trouble...
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