#sherriff jessie

[thetorturedmusesdept]

Was that [CHRIS WOOD]? Oh no no, that was just [WOODY PRIDE], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [DISNEY'S TOY STORY]. They are [THIRTY-FIVE] years old, use [HE/HIM], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

FULL NAME: Woody Pride AGE: 35 SPECIES: Human FANDOM: Disney's Toy Story GENDER IDENTITY: Cis male; he/him SEXUALITY:  Heterosexual NATIONALITY: American ETHNICITY: White HOW LONG HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN HERE?: One Week JOB: Sherriff WHERE HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN PULLED FROM IN THEIR FANDOM?: He's been brought in after all Toy Story movies! HAS ANY MAGIC AFFECTED YOUR CHARACTER?: Yes, he believes he is and always has been human, and that he's always lived in Washington.

FACE CLAIM: Chris Wood SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Cute smile. HAIR COLOR: Brown EYE COLOR: Blue ACCENT: American

SIBLING(S): None PARTNER(S): None atm. CHILDREN: None atm. PARENT(S): Technically none!

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platonic connections: Friends, Woody is such a good friend and values his friendships so so much!! more platonic connections: Anyone from Toy Story, but especially Bo Peep, Buzz Lightyear, and Jessie! toy lovers: Anyone who is enthusiastic about toys should talk to Woody! He collects figures and likes to donate toys to orphanages and such. other police/security workers: Woody is the Sherriff here in D.C! So if you have someone who is a police officer or works in security, they could definitely know each other and maybe work together! cowboys/girls: Fellow cowboy/girl? Yeehaw! Talk rootin tootin with Woody Pride! He's as cowboy as they come! romance: Woody really would love someone to call his at the end of the day. He's very affectionate and protective and loving!

[crawlingbetweenearthandheaven]

favourite genres of literature?

hello!

arthurian mythology and its environs; war poetry and the ripples from it through writing (think not just sassoon and owen, but rc sherriff, vera brittain, jessie pope; mrs dalloway, the wasteland); so I suppose that is likely modernism?; gothic; plays of a certain type (stoppard, butterworth, julian mitchell, terrence rathbone); euripides; oscar wilde; chaucer; fitzgerald; poets like plath, but i also like hughes's debt to nature writing, robert macfarlane, tom cox..

[rain1940]

Have you wondered what happened to Jessie’s (Woody’s) Sherriff badge since she appeared without it in the new Pixar Popcorn short? Well, here’s a possible answer.

[golivethemagic-blog]

So I have Feelings About Toy Story 4

So. Hello. It’s been a while since I posted here, huh? Like usual, I’ve been skeptical on Disney as a business: ensuring there will be less movies made more expensive by devouring the competition, not letting Galaxy’s Edge Cast Members tell people where things are outside of Galaxy’s Edge, their anti-union policies…nothing they have been producing lately has felt interesting to me. Tumblr has also gone to shit and over half the blogs I used to follow are gone, but I still like it a hell of a lot more than any other social media site. I still use mobile, but mostly to transfer images from my phone to my computer.

But I saw Toy Story 4, and I have feelings about it.

Disney sure is on a trend of writing movies that have nothing inherently wrong with them but leave the fanbase screaming. While I have no interest in associating myself with the toxic and childish Fandom Menace, I can sympathize with them. Star Wars was a series that they had invested a lot of time and emotional energy into, and to see the series take such a left turn—old characters die or change their characterization completely, new characters take center stage, the black and white morality of the series become much more grey and complex—makes you feel like it was all for naught. This doesn’t excuse ANY of their actions, but I digress.

Toy Story is my Star Wars. And Toy Story 4 is my Last Jedi. And I have feelings about it.

Let’s talk about the good things first. Toy Story 4 is an absolute masterpiece in terms of CGI animation, and even animation in general. I have no idea how animation can improve from here. Most of the time when there was something onscreen that I hated, I was just watching the textures of characters, or how they moved around. The plans the toys hatch in order to move around and save the day are some of the strongest writing this series has ever had. The villain was excellent; just as sinister as Lotso or Pete, but still human (for lack of a better term) and able to be sympathized with. Forky is great, and the montage of him and Woody just walking down the highway was my favorite scene in the whole movie.

It’s good to see Bo Peep back. Her being missing was one of the things I really hated about 3. But I really dislike her redesign. It feels like the creators thought that, in order for Bo Peep to be a strong female character, they needed her to be a Strong Independent Woman. Bo Peep in the first two movies was already a strong, competent character--the fact that she was not an action hero does not change that. She was always kind to the other toys, she worked alongside them despite being so fragile, and she took control of the room when Woody and Buzz were gone. The prologue of the movie showcases this quite well. But also the prologue requires wild leaps of logic in order for the story to start and for Bo Peep to be missing during 3. Yeah, she was not Andy’s toy, but Andy still played with her and relied on her like any of the other toys, and furthermore, Andy’s toys were her friends.  The whole movie I was waiting for Bo Peep to have a wild make-out scene with Woody like she did in the first two, but it just never happened. Because the nature of their relationship had changed so much, it never felt quite as romantic, no matter how many times they relied on Woody looking at Bo lovingly while she was looking at something else (aka, my favorite romance trope. They used it twice.). Now I get that there are 9 years of separation between them, but it wasn’t like there was any bad blood between them before.  

Speaking of wild character leaps, all of the characters seemed to take one at some point. Andy’s toys mostly took a backseat, particularly Mr. Potato Head, who had to rely on archival recordings for his voice. Buzz and Woody spend almost no time together. But we still have Buzz thinking his inner voice is literally his voicebox (Buzz is dumb, but it’s been 20 years. He should know something), Woody sulking that he isn’t the favorite toy anymore (despite, I dunno, THE FIRST MOVIE BEING ABOUT THAT),  Bo Peep accusing Woody of caring more about a kid that doesn’t really like him than caring about his friends, and tons of other small things that didn’t really make me like any character. Towards the end of the movie, Bo Peep asks Woody what’s so important about saving Forky, and the fact that Woody says anything other than “Because he’s a toy, and no toy gets left behind” shows a fundamental misunderstanding of Woody’s character.

And then THAT ENDING…strap yourselves in, kids. I need to talk about spoilers.

Very quick final thoughts for people who don’t want to read under the cut: Toy Story 4 is not a bad movie. It’s a wonderfully animated movie full of action and heartache alike. But’s it’s poorly told. I can’t recommend this to longtime Toy Story fans, but admittedly, it probably wasn’t made for us. There’s a whole new generation of Bonnies to play with now. If you ignore all the character history behind it, it’s fine. But I probably won’t be giving this another watch.

So. At the end of the movie, Woody decides to stay with Bo and travel the world. He says goodbye to everyone and gives his Sherriff badge to Jessie, effectively making her the new leader of Andy’s toys (although Dolly was the leader of Bonnie’s toys and I don’t even think she was in the RV but whatever), and they go their separate ways. On paper, it is a great way to end the series. It is the end of the friendship of Woody and Buzz that was forged in the first movie. Woody isn’t dead or anything, but there’s no possible way that they can get back together except for extreme circumstances. It is the end to Woody needing to be someone’s toy in order to feel worthy. It is the perfect use of the theme that it is okay to say goodbye and let go.

But here’s the thing: I hate it.

Like I said before, Woody’s whole first movie was about him dealing with the fact that he was not the favorite toy anymore and learning to get along with Buzz despite that. Why is not being Bonnie’s favorite such a big deal? Furthermore, Woody admits that he was made “sometime in the 50s”. Let’s be generous and say that he didn’t even become aware until his toybox was opened (debatable throughout the entire series, but sure), and let’s be even more generous and say his box wasn’t sold until the 70s. Who was Woody’s original owner? Why wouldn’t Woody feel bad about leaving them? Why wouldn’t he have experience dealing with the loss of a kid in 3 that leaves him okay to move on in 4? Or why wouldn’t he bring him up as well if he did have problems? Woody was an important doll to Bonnie, even if he wasn’t prime playtime material, because someone had given him to her. Wouldn’t she notice he was missing? And considering how Andy switched back to playing with both Woody and Buzz, wouldn’t she eventually switch to wanting to play with him?  Also remember Toy Story 2, aka the Best One? In that film, Woody seriously considers going to Japan and becoming a collector’s item. But he listens to his show’s version of him sing the theme song, and he realizes how much he’ll miss his friends. Sure, context is different, especially because of Andy, but I feel like it adds to the same point: Why is Woody leaving his friends? Why do we have to have such a sad ending to our childhood franchise? whY aRe yOU ruINinG my C h I l D h o O d pIXAR

The ending feels forced. It feels like they wanted to end the series once and for all. I may not like 3 very much just because of how cynical and sad it can get, but it at least gave us a happy ending. Now? Screw you, Woody and Buzz are a thousand miles away and there’ll never be a Toy Story 5.

With all of this said, I don’t think there was a version of this story I would have liked. I had no interest in seeing the series end with Toy Story 3, I had negative interest in seeing the series end with Toy Story 4. Apparently, there is a Bo-Peep series in the works on Disney+. I think I would have preferred that as a sequel. Instead of being a feature-length film, make a series of short episodes about Bo Peep travelling the world, helping lost toys, and maybe even piecing together where Andy’s toys could have gone. It would have cost like half the budget, and it would have everyone interested in a Disney+ subscription.

Toy Story 4 is not a bad movie. It’s a wonderfully animated movie full of action and heartache alike. But’s it’s poorly told. I can’t recommend this to longtime Toy Story fans, but admittedly, it probably wasn’t made for us. There’s a whole new generation of Bonnies to play with now. If you ignore all the character history behind it, it’s fine. But I probably won’t be giving this another watch.

[deanirae]

awright kids! i took the pills that make you stare at garbage and here’s what i saw aka 13.01 condensed bc boy i sure dont do meta anymore, so fuckle up for the short ride:

- general experience: it wasn’t rotating on a cactus terrible. it was more like throwing bars of soap on a road, watching cars flatten them to the ground for approximately 35 minutes, at the same time thinking well at least i didnt shove them up my ass so thats something ... [im sure the german language has a word just for that]

- expectation vs reality: i avoided every single tiny spoiler for the whole summer and i didnt even have to be on my dash last night (and i wasnt) to immediately guess the papa cas schtick is a-go. now were it anyone else i would say “try harder” but its dabb we’re talking about so i dont want to give him any ideas. 

...andrew dabb, if youre reading this, please, this is not a challenge. also, stop bootleging my ideas. im doing the better. i got this, andy. u can stop. please stop

- other things that are worth noting:

u dont get to call people crazy if u got uncle jessie hair in 2k17 dude

i loved the friessssssss angel so much, gonna miss her. i just love angels with some personality to them. too bad they all die lol

all the cas is fam talk and they ditched his body lmao. i mean duh i know they came back but like.... they had no guarantee nothing uh-oh would happen with the corpse so... ha ha? thats so sad

 i also  really liked the sherriff but i just love sherriff ladies thats what i doo

dean u shouldve prayed to amara she liked u better

dean:

*pulls sheet off, goes :/, pulls sheet back on*

me:

u know what? same

oh look now dean had a chair to sit by cas’s resting place what a morbidly nice touch

for all i care sam and jack can grab hands and straddle a passing asteroid together assuming it means leaving dean in peace

8.22 called, said nephilim arent immortal... that was ur episode dabb, the fuckseriously where the hell is loflin. bring him back he was doing damage control

why was... the shitty car.... so important...  in the prayers scene.... [meta writers dont interact, i honestly dont wanna hear it]

“even crowley” TRY PRYING THAT FROM MY CROOKED HANDS FUCKERS

“goodbye crowley” DEAN LOVED HIM TOO AND NOW U KNOW THIS

also i am sooo against this constant benny erasure so i assume everyone means him too yanno

- special award i honestly didnt expect to give but here we are: cheesebutt ...all these months i spent as a mcdonalds cook and it never  crossed my mind? i am full of regrets now

[wtfzodiacsigns]

THE SIGNS AS DISNEY CHARACTERS

Aries: Mickey Mouse, Jasmine, Moana, Prince Hans, Sherriff Woody, Dash, Yzma

Taurus: Belle, Prince Ferdinand, Kristoff, Winnie the Pooh, Syndrome, Hades

Gemini: Rapunzel, Peter Pan, Lilo, Kanga, Mike Wazowski, Elastigirl, Alice, Jafar

Cancer: Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, Nani, Piglet, Boo, Marlin, Ursula, Pacha

Leo: Pluto, Merida, Eugene Fitzherbert, Hercules, Jessie, Jack Jack, Gaston, Simba, Kuzco

Virgo: Elsa, Prince Charming, Jane Porter, Rabbit, Queen of Hearts, Lady Tremaine

Libra: Daisy Duck, Fa Mulan, Prince Eric, James P. Sullivan, Cruella de Vil, Queen Grimhilde

Scorpio: Pocahontas, The Beast, Tarzan, Owl, Buzz Lightyear, Maleficent, Dr. Facilier

Sagittarius: Goofy, Anna, Aladdin, Stitch, Tigger, Randall Boggs, Nemo, Captain Hook

Capricorn: Donald Duck, Tiana, Li Shang, Eeyore, Mr. Incredible, Mufasa, Claude Frollo

Aquarius: Ariel, Prince Philip, John Smith, Roo, Violet, Cheshire Cat, Scar

Pisces: Snow White, Aurora, Pinocchio, Christopher Robin, Dory, Kronk, Mother Gothel

source: dark-astrology

[mikeltod]

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