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hepaidattention · 1 year

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people really be cracking me up because I've realized recently most people don't understand how aging works. the amount of people on the internet that won't get over how little like Taylor Swift has shown age or like Anne Hathaway.

if you study the life cycle of a human, you would learn that most people don't really start showing age until they hit their 40s. yes in their 30s is when women start to lose collagen (actually by 25), but it doesn't start to really show till 40, and if you're rich and have the money to buy products that help produce collagen, then you really will appear not to be aging because your body truly just isn't really.

if you take care of your skin and hair and body in general, then your body is going to remain healthy and lively. I will say that people that grew up in the 80s did age faster because they didn't take care of their body. they tanned like crazy and permed their hair and smoked, so yeah they're going to look older by the age of 30. but the human body should not be aging that fast.

#just me #aging #i just am so annoyed at ppl acting like tswift is a goddess for still looking young #shes literally only 33 #like leave the woman alone 33 is NOT OLD #she hasnt even reached half her lifetime #snd yet no one is freaking out that zac efron is still looking young #or any man for that matter #taylor swift

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teehee-vibes · 3 months

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Finally started listening to Riptide, new hyperfixation just dropped

#jrwi riptide #just roll with it #chip jrwi #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #tv’s art #I’m kidding btw the buzz isn’t the worst thing in the world lmao #I’m only on episode 33 #what the hell is chip’s deal btw guys #why is he the way that he is #adore him tho #OUGH also Jay has me positively captivated #she is so cool like oh my god #the family issues we keep getting snippets of and the way she defeated the empress… she’s so great #gillion is one of the sillies ever though I’m afraid #he itches the brain in every possible way #I literally adore them. the ultimate trio.#cannot wait to encounter The Horrors

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alivegirlmari · 1 year

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the blood not freaking misty out bc it's gross and it means bad news, but bc it reminds her of crystal's death. and twenty-five years later, she can't listen to stayin' alive bc that also reminds her of crystal's death. but she can listen to showtunes on investigative roadtrips and when she drugs reporters, even though crystal literally introduced her to theatre. and so it's like...[do you feel guilty?] not really, i like to think i'm channeling her when i'm up on stage > i am always in awe whenever i can see someone becoming someone else > you are such a freak, it's all your fault > we had a plan, we were gonna do a song > crystal may be gone but you’re here, with us > [are you sure you're good now?] i'm great! bc theatre is all about escapism and masks and putting on a performance. i can't save crystal but i can save shauna and the baby. the blood and birth don't even scare me, i just need to put my midwife mask back on and ignore what's really upsetting me. i can't think about crystal's death bc it means remembering that she rejected who i really am and hated it, but i can think about her life, what she taught me, what she did once see in me, and loved. and i can keep that alive, and take it with me forever.

#sorry i literally can only talk about my number one failgirl rn <3 she consumes what/who she loves she DEVOURSSS.#her teen characterization is soo good this season which is why its a shame her adult storyline is almost always about that man.#like the nervous breakdown revealed so much about how she views herself and how she processes things #the contrast between that scene and 'dont cry misty. babies cry' hello. (and oh what a line now in retrospect huh djasdjaks)#i wonder how/if the baby's death is gonna impact her..i can already visualize the misty/van/lottie seeds being planted <33 #*#misty

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roitaminnah · 1 year

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the fuvsjcdking VEST on noelle

noelle lei fashion icon <3

#butterfly soup #ppkm #um that last little comic came out so sweet i'm sick. a bit sick over them literally the only thing in my mind #my fav noelle fact (lie all noelle facts are my fav) is that she dresses like a middle aged programer dude <33 #therefore all the outfits I put her in are inspired by my father. help.#sketchbook #did these all today after receiving this ask thank u anon . my warm upies for the comic I illustrated... u will see that. tomorrow?#teehee. it's . tee hee another fanfiction comic :3 er. i ramble so much in the tags #whoops it's purple again! sorry not sorry #also sorry one more thing. Idk where people got damn last names but supposedly from somewhere. someone please tell me if u know. sobbing #roi draws

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whumpy-wyrms · 4 months

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sorry for not being super active i’ve been busy slaying princesses :3

#play slay the princess guys it’s so fun seriously #ehhehehahhaaha #i got. 4 hours of sleep last night and i don’t see the grind stopping anytime soon (i will slay all the princesses)#i say that like i actually killed them. like no the only princess i like actually tried to kill was the razor one and the rest i kinda just #did what they said :33 i love her #except at the end i killed her at the end because i thought she was tricking me again and i felt sooo bad about it but like #oops. my bad #i don’t know what the best ending is either but it’s a very fun game i recommend #wyrms says stuff #and the next tllr chapter will be out sooon i prommy #ever since i got these led strip lights in my room time has literally stopped existing which is probably why i stayed up so late at night #drawing the guys from dead plate #why am i talk about this? i have no idea im super super bored

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elmmni · 1 month

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utilizing the power of gay love and my girlfriend believing in me to push through the 11 pages of writing due Thursday o7

#she believes and i cant keep worrying her by joking about jumping into traffic #got 2 pages done tonight in the last like 45 minutes after locking in so i only have 5 left to finish one so i can do that in like 3 hours?#and then the other is only 4 pages so i can do it #the power of gay love and adhd focus music is gonna get me through finals i can feel it #i literally just have to get to friday and im clear ill only have 4 more assignments after that and 2 of them im already mostly done with #and the other 2 arent due until next friday and should be quick #and exams are next week but thats fine im a good test taker ill be okay #maybe its midnight delusions maybe im just pulling through whos to say #she speaks??#girlfriend tag <33

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ryanxross · 8 months

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i dont use this word lightly but my roommate is the biggest narcissist ive ever fucking met and that is fucking saying something

#shes MAD at me that im sick because i guess im not paying her enough fucking attention since im on ordered bed rest.#like are you fucking kidding me #and then shes gaslighting and manipulating me into feeling bad about it because i was like ‘i am on medical orders to stay in bed and not #talk what do you want from me’#and her response? ‘well i wish you wouldve told me! were friends i wish you would tell me things!’#and literally the only words I’ve exchanged with her in the psy week have been her asking if somethings wrong and me telling her i dont feel #well and her being like oh what is it and me saying its my lungs being shitty again #like i have said that to her so many fucking times #and shes STILL upset that im not giving her attention and acting like i owe it to her??????#im not your fucking mom or your babysitter!!!!!!#you are 33 and nearly a decade fucking older than me. act like it for fucks sake #like literally just fuck all the way off #personal #its also like i dont owe you information about my provate medical problems???#what finally prompted me to message her was he going in the most bitchy fucking voice #‘well if you dont feel well then you need to call a doctor And not just stay in your room’#like a voice CLEARLY fucking implying she didnt believe i didnt feel well #so I finally was like i HAVE seen a doctor so fuck off #like this is the last thing i should be dealing with when i dont fucking feel well!!!!#and also SHES bwen sick and hacking up a fucking lung without covering her mouth #so YES ive been avoiding her too bc i dont want to get sick!!!! I literally cannot afford to get sick rn id end up in the hospital #and shes offended by that bc ‘its not covid i tested’ and its like okay thats freat but 1) i dont trust your ability to take a covid test #properly since you literally dont know how to do anything #and 2) i domt want whatever the fuck else you have????????#its just all so fucking infuriating

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tfshouldidohere · 5 months

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i saw this video on instagram and i wanted to tell you i love your tan skin so much it’s so pretty baby my pretty baby mi amor

AND WHAT IF I CRY HUH ?????

#do u know #that its practically THE beauty standard here to be light skinned ???#i quite LITERALLY grew up being told “oh ur skin looks lighter” as a compliment #ppl used to tell me (n still do) stuff like “oh tachi ur skin looks tanner than before” in such a weirdly regretful-ish tone like it was BA #n like my family rlly likes going to the beach n i used to ONLY wear longsleeves n leggings or basically anything to cover #bcuz i didnt wanna get tanned ???#most of my relatives r light skinned cuz they use so many whitening creams/lotions/products ??#n i always refused to use them bcuz the whitening soaps didnt smell as good as normal soap n it made my skin feel dry #n all the celebrities n my friends n everyone used to just *dream* of being light skinned n it was so weird #ive heard ppl say “shame she'd be so pretty if she wasnt dark skinned” like ?!??!#that was so fucked up n im glad im comfy in my own skin now #and ofc comments like that dont affect me know #n i do genuinely think morena/brown skin girls r beautiful #bcuz ik its only a product of like Filipino mentality or just asian beauty standards in general #but yk i nvr rlly expected u to like ???? yk #idk it feels good #it feels nice #idk i just love u n u hit a lil close to home n i love u yk ??#but yeah #i love u mahal <33 #thankyu for that :))#tfshouldianswer

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nem0-nee · 1 year

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Hello Nemmy Poo😈

∅ For Mayuu and Ellis😈😈😈

Omg.. it's the famed Ellrizz?!!? :OOO

"Clawthorne?! Uh... How do I say this... nicely? Don't get me wrong, she's nice and all, but she contrasts too much with me. She's too naive! Too hopeful! I've seen enough shit around here to know that this place is anything BUT a fairytale!"

"...But I suppose I can't blame her for that. I, too, once carried that sentiment of hope. Guess that's just what the cycles of time just do to you."

-KAIRYN MAYUU SAINT on ELLIS CLAWTHORNE

You sure we're living in the same world?: Mayuu is baffled by Ellis's seemingly neverending hope. How can she say such things?! Twisted Wonderland has been nothing but cruel to Mayuu. Oh well, ignorance is bliss, and Ellis just doesn't know the full truth yet. "Happily ever after my ass- This place is HOPELESS?! Please, RUN Ellis?!!?" Mayuu was about to tear her hair strands off her scalp.

THE DRAGON? FROM DIASO- STOPPPPP: Finding out that Ellis liked the fae prince... Mayuu was beyond flabbergasted. Oh Clawthorne.... if only you knew... But she's not going to spoil her fun. All she hopes is that Draconia gets a change of heart, otherwise Ellis might find her to be [REDACTED]. "Hornton kinda hot? Who the hell is th- THE DRAGON? FROM DIASOM- STOPPPPPPPP- NO. NO STOP-"

You're not that bad... I guess: Despite being her direct antithesis, Mayuu doesn't really hate nor dislike Ellis. She can be a great friend! Her sewing skills come in handy, plus the strawberry candies she helps out with are a lifesaver! "If it weren't for her, my skirt would've had a gaping hole in the back. I refuse to wear anything Crowley issues to me, so she literally saved my ass back there-"

IMPOSSIBLE?!: The surprises seem to never end with Ellis. When Mayuu found out her parents are not only alive and well, but also have a good relationship with her. She wonders where the hell is the catch? Where's the tragedy?! HUH?!?! "Ellis... the exception... I don't know how she manages to defy the tragedies of fate... I kinda envy her..." Her tone carried venom, feeling envious of how the other prefect managed to earn the mercy of destiny.

[ - The clock has struck 12... END OF CHAPTER -]

#hourly interactions #twst oc #ellis clawthorne #kairyn saint #mayuu #moots <3 #wahahashasda... oh ellis is practically the opposite of mayuu #this will be very important in 2T1l >:))#anyway stan ellis everyone #this girl got you covered...literally <33 #her only downside is shes a hopeless romantic for MALLEUS /j /j

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lestatlioncunt · 2 years

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#as beyonce said: bad bitches to the left money bitches to the right you can be both meet in the middle dance all night. sorry i've been #listening to her new album non stop jnskdfnskj #caption is only emoji bc i'm trying to behave i wanna scream and cry and sob about them so bad #first i am obsessed with hanako's parade look and second those fiery red&gold colors vs akira's black&blue. RAWR #third the real caption was going to be smth along the lines of pov: hanako is judging u and deciding if she should let akira tear you apart #love wins u know. they are thinking love my terrible wife doing terrible things and hanako is thinking love my terrible spouse and their #blood covered hands. again love wins violence wins they live in my head btw #cyberpunk 2077 #oc: akira #mine #*ocstuff #literally just realised how good it would sound their ship name....akinako.....i love them <33

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reverie-starlight · 7 months

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I think it's very very very very unfair for your grade in a class to be based on 3 tests only AND to have all three tests weigh the same.

the weight of the midterms should not be equal to the weight of the final exam ESPECIALLY when you don't give us opportunities to raise our grades or actually study the material properly outside of the slides and one million pages of reading you assign. istg I'm gonna drop this class!!!!!