#shiitpost

[spr1mkle]

[sunnysynthsunshine]

a friend wanted me to voice this for a shitpost so here you go

[dastardlydandelion]

Been wondering about how exactly it is the survivors get rescued and like.

What if there's just some dudes going hunting in the area. Some hunters thinking they're gonna catch a buck or an elk for the fam and lo, one of them falls into one of the Yellowjackets traps. Gets caught (or impaled).

Nat or Tai or somebody goes to check the trap and holy shit, it's some random dude we've never seen before in camo and orange.

[from-rzndom-import-me]

SHIITPOST TIME

i came to school today regulary dressed to see that ALL THE GIRLS in my class were wearing a classy button up shirt. every fucking one of them...

No one told me

something to know is that we're 7 girls in the class, we're don't particulary get along but we appreciate each other...

// i saw them later taking a selfie and all, they didn't embarass to include me //

// blaming but not blaming tho cuz hell, the girl i sat with every fucking day, i did all of the common work with her and bruh no consideration //

yay we're all girls let's support each other ;-;

[t2t-tawa]

Man, what a tiring and stupid social media day. But at least it was the kick to really get my ass moving on alt sites. I’ll have a proper side blog that has only my art up in a couple days so I can continue my sillly shiitposting and reblogging here so my own art doesn’t get lost in the vanilla extract.

Plus I’ll have a bonus extra sideblog to put my Kiko x Elijah writings and not be limited by letter count! It’ll be a bit spicy but only in words since I can’t post spicy art.

[jestroer]

I didn’t know Scar  mimicking Bdubs’s voice is what i needed but apparently it is

[digital-magus]

Despite popular perception, Tumblr is less "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" and more "Panic Tricksy Meme Girl".

[madrewrites]

god blocked my chakras because he knew that if I had access to the avatar state I would have fucking cancelled him by age 12

[soliddaddy96]

i could be the first trans masc absent father

[sparrow-ceiling]

dang @someguyiguess wasnt even on my screen but @peekaboo-im-scared was and my brain immediately went someguyimscarediguess and idk why

[thetinyfish]

omg my first shitpost

[ask-badlydrawn-nyo-monaco]

Why do you sparkle? -Nunavut

“ because i’m fabulous!!! ”

@ask-badlydrawn-canadia-provinces

[chrome-mind]

May i request HCs TFP(megatron,shockwave,soundwave,starscream) reactions about genius kid s/o who so madly at sciences and almost do something normal people can't do? Like 'oh! Let's me upgrade that weapon! I can make it powerful than this!!' then that weapon is so powerful than before but this kid was banned by human 'cuz this kid too dangerous to humanity? Will they take kid s/o back to nemesis?

Megatron finds the development curious, if not a bit amusing. Of course, he will use these skills to his advantage to gain the upper hand against the frustratingly persistent Autobots. They double as a source of weaponry and his source of minor entertainment.

Shockwave is intrigued by the amount of knowledge and creativity that the child has. They have become his unofficial lab partner, whether he encourages their more destructive creations or not is up for debate.

Soundwave doesn’t seem too bothered by the constant bout of half finished, but still capable of chaotic destruction, projects. Or the number of times that he has had to block them off from particularly dangerous substances and contraptions on board the Nemesis. Who knows what amount of suffrage he’s actually feeling under that visor of his.

Starscream finds their eccentric behavior concerning, if not a bit off putting. He feels more and more like a handler than a supervisor as he continues to divert their attention away from potentially lethal ideas. The fact that this child has been deemed a threat to the entirety of the human race is not a comfort to him.

[cosmicxmuses]

REMINDER IF YOU TELL JASMINE THAT HER DAD IS HOT SHE WILL WANNA ATTACK U

[spacetcade]

I just realized...

Every time I wrote Florence it autocorrected to Laurence.

Which is why I thought for a whole week that it was hurricane Laurence coming to kill us all.

What the actual fuck autocorrect??

[shinxbby]

nice