#shipping wars solved

[gascreates]

this is the only relationship that matters actually.

[agentmurtsegway]

bucktommy vs buddie? nah. polycule baby.

[sissytobitch10seconds]

Me, finally seeing actual Wednesday content now that I’ve finished the show and being exposed to the ship wars: What if, and hear me out here, hypothetically, they were all together, hypothetically. They all just kissed each other all the time. What then, huh?

[opalsiren]

jamie x keeley x roy AND trent x ted x rebecca endgame. to be clear jamie, keeley, and roy are all dating and in love. ted is dating trent and rebecca, but trent and rebecca aren't together, merely united in their mutual love of ted. send post

[ethans-stars]

the true answer to SM shipping wars

IF YOUR WONDERING WHERE RICK IS, HES WITH CANDY DEALER 🗣❗️❗️

miserablesucker is my soul and yes, i may not make a LOT of fanart for it, but I stILL LOVE IT AND I WILL FOREVER CHERISH IT BECAUSE ITS AMAZING OKAY???

kinda funny how i got that wonderful ship from being silly and wacky on the hunger games simulator... it was a canon event

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

fitz is always wowed whenever linh does water tricks so it's obvious that the best ship is fitz x water

[loonylooly]

i'm just saying, Gwynlain wouldn't anger half the fandom like Elucien or Elriel would

[theshipwars]

Hello, everyone! I am having some problems with the blog right now and I am trying to solve them so I can post the bonus content.

Turns out I am "shadowbanned", so I haven't been receiving any messages and anything I'll post won't get notified and/or reach people correctly.

I have already contacted Tumblr so now all I can do is wait. But! To make things a bit easier, I decided to share my discord so, if needed, you can message me. Find me on mynameistadashi#3676, and sorry for the inconvenience ;;

[gayorravkan]

the crows are just one big polycule btw. if you even care.

[feralthembo]

i just think theres a vast difference between Politics(posting sourced articles with comprehensive tags in a timely manner) and Politics(yelling at/making fun of people you dont like because they have bad opinions)

one of these is a respectable blog type that gets hate for trying to bring news literacy to more people, the other is a thing people do to pretend they arent discourse addicted little shitbags

[houseofhurricane]

We know that it's the combination of Hunt's lightning, the Horn on Bryce's back, and the Starborn scar that open the Gate and send Bryce to Prythian (787).

What I'm wondering is: does Bryce need light or lightning specifically to use those powers? Because if so, then of the characters in ACOTAR whose powers we've seen, that means that the people who could help Bryce go to another world are Feyre, Helion... and Lucien.

I still stand by my claim that Azriel will be a key player in CC3 and one of the protagonists of ACOTAR5, but if someone else's powers are needed to physically move Bryce between worlds, I think Lucien opens up some intriguing possibilities.

There are so many unresolved storylines with Lucien at the moment: his mating bond with Elain, his exile in the human realms, his relationships with Jurian and Vassa, his relationship with Tamlin, his relationships with Beron and the Lady of Autumn and Eris, not to mention the rest of the Autumn Court, and, last but certainly not least, the fact that Helion is his father.

What if we see this last point realized to some degree when Lucien reveals the extent of his powers? This sets us up to investigate his storyline more, ties together some of his conflicts, and would make him an excellent candidate to be one of the key secondary characters in ACOTAR5.

This is especially likely if his presence in CC3 were to put him in close contact with Azriel. Of course there's the potential drama with Elain, but if they're forced to get past it and work as allies, I think there are some compelling connections between them. An emissary and a spy, especially if they're working towards the same aims, stand to gain significantly from each other. We know that Cassian and Lucien are building a rapport, but Azriel and Lucien, in addition to being the only scarred main characters in the series, are actually the ones with more in common. It may be only the tension regarding Elain that’s keeping them from realizing it.

And as much as I love flipping the trope of two women fighting over a man, aren't we all in agreement that there are more interesting things than love triangles?

I would love to see CC3 show us Lucien's first steps towards coming into his own, showing us that, just as he has powers beyond the Autumn Court's fire, he has so much more to offer the narrative and world of ACOTAR.

[the-fire-might-be-shooting-at-us]

Guys I’m actually so sorry but Nancy Wheeler’s my wife like I’ve tolerated this flirting around for long enough but she’s no one’s gf no one’s bf she’s my wife thank you

[shinygemstone]

For the record, I am sick and tired of shipping wars. If three characters work well in a ship, quit arguing about which pairing is the best.

Put them in a throuple. Do it, coward. Tomstarco settles the svtfoe shipping war *and* could've been pulled off without ruining the show. Sashannearcy/calamitytrio absolutely would make a great throuple. People are just too cowardly to do it.

So do it, coward. Write those characters into a throuple. Polyamory is absolutely a solution, but most people forget that.

[sgrowland]

MARCUS IS THE ONE TRYING TO SAVE THE KIDS NOT ALEX!!!

[tamamita]

Shipping wars is funny to me, like just put them in a polycule, problem solved

[reginaldqueribundus]

the Sarek family is hilarious to me because you have so much drama in one place. there have got to be at least 3 like, holo-documentaries or whatever about them. how could you not?

you have Sarek, the patriarch: one of the UFP's top diplomats, who knocks up a Vulcan princess then goes “hrm I am ambassador to Earth therefore I should marry a human” and he does, upsetting all sorts of the worst kinds of people on his home planet and causing racist hate groups to try to blow him and his family up multiple times, and seems honestly more put out by his son joining Starfleet than his other son becoming Vulcan Moriarty

Amanda, the matriarch: an accomplished educator and quite possibly the only well-adjusted member of the family, but when her son Spock shows up on her doorstep after growing a beard, having a mental breakdown and apparently murdering several medical staff she still shrugs and hides him in the family mausoleum

Sybok: Amanda's stepson from the aforementioned princess fling, who becomes an antiestablishment criminal mastermind with an edgelord fake name, hooks up with a hot space pirate, finds religion, starts a cult, takes an entire colonial government hostage sparking a diplomatic incident involving three galactic superpowers, and hijacks a Starfleet ship to the galactic core to find the Vulcan Garden of Eden, where he dies fighting god in hand-to-hand combat

Michael, a traumatized human girl Sarek brings home from a work trip, who joins Starfleet, becomes their first-ever mutineer, goes to prison, saves the Federation from a war most people think is her fault and gets “killed” in a highly classified, very suspicious incident involving an experimental starship and a series of red lights that appeared across the galaxy like a divine omen (oh, and returns 900 years later to solve the dilithium crisis, kill the head of the Emerald Chain and save two entire star systems including her siblings' homeworld)

and last but not least Sarek & Amanda's one-of-a-kind hybrid baby. Spock, who gets accepted into the Vulcan Science Academy, tells them to go fuck themselves when they're racist about it, runs off to Starfleet instead, gets so famous his arranged marriage falls apart resulting in him publicly strangling his own captain to death except not really, steals the Federation flagship twice, invents time travel, saves the entire planet Earth, dies and comes back to life, goes into his dad's line of work and achieves peace with the freaking Klingons as his opening act, then after a long successful career suddenly dips to go do extremely dangerous underground activism on one of the most paranoid authoritarian worlds in the galaxy to unify the Romulans & Vulcans who've hated each other for over a thousand years — and he isn't around to see it but it eventually works. then he fucks off with the VSA's high-speed prototype ship full of the most dangerous substance known to science and gets sucked into a black hole of his own creation, never to be seen again. and this is just the stuff that's public knowledge!

then you dig into the novels where Sarek's ancestor basically makes out with Zefram Cochrane 5 seconds after meeting him and Amanda tells the press her husband has a huge cock

I love them