#shit azure says

[azuremallone]

This is what Liberal insanity looks like.

If you or your loved one is a Democrat or feeling a bit more left then left-of-center, you may be suffering from DNC - Democratic Neurological Corruption. Seek professional help before it becomes TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome. Sufferers of DNC and TDS may become violent, schizophrenic, and delusional, becoming a danger to themselves and everyone else.

Sufferers of TDS hallucinate and express delusions of persecution after a brief period of a DNC induced Christ Complex. These may be followed by random repetitive chanting and frothing at the mouth. Similar to COVID, it is spread through close proximity and is believed to have been released through a lab accident through a Communist bat from a swamp in China. If you encounter a person afflicted with TDS, take caution, evacuate the area, and notify the local law enforcement agency of the deranged individual.

One should not attempt to interact with the individual nor counteract their rantings with real facts. This may lead to an outbreak of others in close proximity. Liberals tend to form packs and congregate in mindless groups. Be vigilant and avoid situations where one or more white people in expensive clothing appear to be accompanied by a single person of color. The person of color may mouth the words, "Help me" or respond with the international sign of distress. There is nothing you can do for them, it's already too late and they have become a carrier.

Remember: Only you can take personal responsibility into your own hands and cure this plague by voting Republican this election year.

[imminent-danger-came]

Crack theory:

So, between 1x01 where Wukong puts a seal on MK to limit his powers, and 1x09 where Wukong says "Look kid, using that much power—your body can't handle it." I'm wondering if the seal (which lowkey I'm kinda waiting to be brought up again) ALSO sealed away MK's Moneky form, and I'm wondering if MK broke it in 4x07 Pitiful Creatures.

[dazais-guardian-angel]

kinda wild to me that one of the most compelling aspects of both Chuuya and Kunikida's characters to me, that I never really see talked about, is how they're heavily set on a doomed crash course towards complete and utter destruction, and how I am so, so worried for them both.....

[lmk-aus-galore]

Okay- so you know how like in the pilots, Red Son said that Wukong’s staff was supposed to only be wielded by those worthy of wielding it but in reality it’s actually dependent on whether or not you’re stupidly strong?

Like Azure was able to lift that thing for just a moment and that’s WHEN he got Jade Emperor powers.

Like I know it’s the pilots but can you just imagine if that information was just Wukong bullshitting everyone when he was younger? Like he lied to get his staff more attention in some way?

[nyaskitten]

my favorite villain is the type who's done so much bad evil stuff that the moment they die, they get slapped STRAIGHT down to hell because there's not even a CHANCE at redemption for them motherfuckers!!!

[brainrotzora]

these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////

anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice

didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw

[a-grimoiredoodles]

grieving, grieving, constantly grieving. i mourn what could have been, what will not be, what i can't save

[azuremist]

Call me crazy here, but I get the feeling that they maybe already knew that.

[starstruckwonder]

SPOILERS FOR LEGOMONKIEKID SEASON 4

Also lmao honestly I cannot stop thinking about Azure saying that after he like killed the Jade Emporer and took his place he would let Wukong out and try to change his mind and make him see reason because like ...wtf does that mean?? Like I know it's possible he wasn't being truthful and he was actually never going to let him out but the way he seemed genuinely remorseful when SWKS scroll piece is broken makes me kinda think he was telling the truth?? Or atleast didn't like super hate SWK . But also I can't get over this plan like ... My dude was seriously gonna let Wukong out the scroll and ig just hope ?? He'd changed his mind?? Or ig hoped Wukong seeing the paradise would cause him join them again ?? Like I dunno I think it all in all implies that Azure really really wants Wukong to be a part of the world he creates, which also too me isn't adding up since he apparently believes that Wukong willingly stopped him from creating his paradise on Earth or something ?? I dunno either he's lying or he's just hella in love man idk

[bobbinalong]

it's very late and i'm very bad at math but i think black wins.

[chryzuree]

chryzure save me. chryzure save me. chryzure.

[azuremallone]

Why it is that people need to pressure women to meet their sense of beauty is beyond me.

This isn't just me taking a defense for Kate Beckinsale. This is me getting angry that she's forced to respond to jackasses who want her to meet their ideals. She's a person. A Human who, whatever issues there are, has needs and troubles of their own to contend with. Suffice it that she has to explain an illness and personal tragedies she'd rather keep than share; There's always a contingent of assholes and bitches just itching to shit on someone without any consideration whatsoever to their personal well being, and disguise it in a maligned sense of "trying to help."

I can look like anything or anyone I want. I'm fortunate to be a shapeshifter. Yet that too has a price. It's uncomfortable and sometimes it makes me bitchy because I'm uncomfortable. Sometimes, I don't even want to go outside because I'd rather lounge in my true form watching TV shows and movies that no critics liked. And therein, when I go outside, I choose to take on a form that's appealing to other Humans.

I don't choose to look like anyone in particular or specifically, but I do take bits and pieces of other people's appearances that I like and incorporate them into the visage I see myself as in looking like one of you. I can't hide every little bit of me being an alien, but damnit if I have to still carry a sense of "normal" beauty to simply hide amongst you and avoid people looking too closely.

No one notices the average on the short-side height pretty girl who looks way too youthful to stare at for too long lest one get looked at as being a creeper. No one wants to gaze too long at me because I intentionally look like I could be a model just to make people feel nervous but also acknowledge my presence. And it's hard work.

I can't fathom how hard it is for women who can't shapeshift. They are who they are, flaws included. A bad skin day or a medical condition that flares up and suddenly you've got everyone's attention because you look different, unappealing, or gaunt. Heaven forbid that there's evidence you've been in the hospital because OH NO! You're there for some self-induced reason!

Decide to cut your hair short and people who love it longer make comments. Let it grow and people who love it short make comments. Gain a little weight and you're fat. Lose a little weight and you're anorexic. Too pale, too dark, looking tired, looking wired? On and on and on...

If I really thought that Humans wouldn't run screaming from me and could accept my true form, my lovely prismatic bluish-white scales, Azure colored dragon-like eyes, and my rippling musculature down to the tip of my dagger-shaped tail, I'd step outside and roar at the top of my lungs. But no, I can't, because you don't. Some fucking chode will pop their fucking head out of the basement, scratching their fucking neckbeard and comment how I'm poor CGI because I don't have the right size of tits for a proper furry, look stringy and could use a burger while wearing some better done makeup.

For fucks sake, treat people of any walk of life like any other person you know for once. Doesn't matter if they're rich, poor, famous, infamous, Human or alien, vampire or werewolf, politically aligned with you or not: No one is your enemy unless you make them one. Shut the fuck up or be kind and honestly compassionate.

"Oh, Ms. Beckinsale, I'm hoping you're well and wish you improved health. If you're willing to share, we would like to understand what's troubling you. We're all here for you if you need our support. We enjoy your work, so do be well soon!"

How fucking hard is that?

No, you get, "Your cheekbones are showing, eat something."

[imminent-danger-came]

While I do like the Eldritch MK theory, someone suggested that instead of being the reincarnation of a past enemy, MK is instead a sacrificial lamb for an enemy to come back (with him being referred to as harbinger).

Which raises a whole other question of who he is meant to be a sacrifice for.

Baby MK overall gives off the kind of vibes where he was created to be destroyed, doesn't he? I mean, why else create a "simple creature, with no past, no family, and no name". If something was just born (from a stone or not) of course it doesn't have any of those things—why specify it? You would only specify a detail like that if it was significant to why MK was created in the first place.

Which, this thought is not exclusive to Eldritch Abomination MK or to Harbinger MK, overall that feels like the implication. MK was made to be sacrificed in one way or another, whether that's to stop a past enemy, a returning one, or some other thing.

So, with MK being a sacrifice to chaos, I'm wondering why he would be given so much power. *throws dart at my idea board* Maybe he was made as some sort of ticking time bomb, created to destroy himself plus whatever threat he was meant to be a sacrifice for. *throws another dart* Or, perhaps he was created to be able to go toe to toe with whatever ends up being the embodiment of chaos!

Just to throw another dart at the wall: maybe MK was made as a counter measure to chaos itself! "There's a reason you were at the center of all these stories", that reason being to maintain balance and prevent the end of the world (of which he's done like, 4 times over now). "You don't use a weapon...you ARE a weapon!" aka MK is the ultimate weapon against literally any big bad.

Of course I'm partial to my own theory, but this is definitely a neat idea!

[maximusboltaqon]

i hate how the newer comics make like the entire family the same height. did they retcon their heights at some point or does everyone just make them Generic Average Height for fun??

what happened to karnak and crystal being short? medusa and maximus being the same height? gorgon was 6"5!! remember when gorgon was 6"5??

why are they all around the same height. does gorgon have a horrible posture after all these years?? crystal's 5'6, karnak should be almost the same height as her, but he shows as,,, taller than gorgon? and triton should be 6"2!

WHY IS TRITON THE SAME HEIGHT AS BOTH 5"7 KARNAK AND 5"11 MAXIMUS WHILE BEING OVER 6" HIMSELF!!!!

[azure-skies-with-sun]

*sigh* I wish cats were real. It makes me so sad they're mythical creatures. I wish I could have one laying on my back and not letting me get up as I type this post.

[vixlenxe]

... Ah shite.