#shitlog

[hotvampireadjacent]

What’s going on ?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-meme-shirt-Septic-the-shitlog/11502262366

[dreaming-katt]

Septic the Shitlog watches KINO (ABSOLUTE SHIT)

[serpy-personal]

Love blocking mutuals who reblog AI supporters. Anyone who's entering the discourse with "Actually it should be legal to scrape eveything I want without consent, copyright should be 100% abolished" without even discussing how it's literally the only legal precedent we have to protect ourselves right now is a plant to get you to accept the slop machines that put people out of work.

Like how are people falling for this? It's not a coincidence that this topic is popping up now. Yes, Disney sucks shitlogs and should be punished for all the bullshit they've done to American copyright law. No, we shouldn't drag every other working artist down with them by allowing AI companies to steal their work without even a shred of consent, jfc. When has going libertarian "there should be no laws" on literally anything ever worked?

[pananka-art]

Made this art for my newest Mike remix (These are, of course,two of Mike’s OC’s Ropes the Spunkhog and Septic the Shitlog.)

[pugsandbrimstone]

Rage post

I just wanted to say something on here since the shitlogs on twitter don't listen.... if you make fun of fangirls for feeling attraction to a character and go as far as to call them r***ists you're a piece of shit if you sweep the whole situation under the rug instead of apologizing you're a piece of shit, if you send fans after people you don't like you're a piece of shit, if you fetishize $H you're a piece of shit, you go and try and entertain children after all the heinous shit you've done you're more than a POS you're a creep :) I doubt people will realizes who this is referring to-

[dedmoth]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-meme-shirt-Septic-the-shitlog/11502262366

[hoghtastic]

Alex Shitlog Panterson

💀🤭‎

[fruitsxdreams]

"Fuck the police! I rule the streets, ya fucking shitlogs!"

[txmehunting]

sennō takes a cookie from the proffered bucket despite zero intentions to actually eat it. he teases the thing in his hands, wishing, briefly, that it was solid metal that met his fingers---when he finds that man again, he's going to flay the skin from his muscles. and then, he's going to cauterize all of it back on incorrectly so that his ass skin goes where his face is. how about that, you straw haired shitlog?

the cookie's sugary icing melts with his aggressive play, but sennō only realizes it when he angrily scratches a cut and leaves slop in its wake. it stings. he does not emote, instead wiping it off.

in front of him sits two people he is vaguely familiar with; the woman with pink hair complimented his costume early in, and the ginger boy... well, he's been around. here-and-there, appearing in random moments to accompany someone that he ought never have interest in. odd kid. there was a different vibe about him now, but sennō doesn't give enough of a shit to care about it in any meaningful way. get in line, buddy, we're all having a shit night.

" two, " he eventually offers with two fingers' assistance. " i have seen two devils, myself. " a merchant gives as he takes; if the number is the only thing others will provide, then he will give only a number in return. he shall not be played for a fool.

his gaze turns back to the cauldron, watching the mixture boil. these names and the cauldron...

@crevassier

all trouble, no toil

toajuicy2024 | round 3

[itlogarts]

CRAP I BROKE THE SHUFFLE PLAY BUTTON

[cherrieluu]

me when characters look over they shoulder uhrmdmf......

.... respectfully

[pumh]

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Bon Nadal a tothom! ✨✨ Cultural side-note: In Catalonia we have a magic log (Cagatió) who shit presents for the children after they have beaten him up with a stick! The real magic of Christmas! #christmas #magiclog #shitlog #cagatio #hithimhard #hithimharder #shitpresentsforall #merrychristmas #catalanculture #catalanrules #christianvillacañas

[hphatecraft]

Every fucking new age wannabe reads The Emerald Tablets by Maurice fucking Doreal and thinks they're some kind of ascendant master when it's so fucking easy to dumpster that shitlog if you think about its contents critically for 5 or more seconds

[gets into fights online about wizard shit with new age morons and makes myself mad]

This is PRODUCTIVE I swear

[surjologyofficial]

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[toneyowen]

Terminus (1987)

Truly a masterpeice of shit. It rules. German-Fremch schlockhouse rip off of a about a hundred different thing, lemme run em down:

Knight Rider if Kit could suck you off with his human mouth.

I legit could stop right here

an annoying kid who is the best video game boy but the moral is that the only winning move is unplugging your brothers controller

some evil German doctors who got into the dress up chest

Mad max bus that looks almost exactly like the Winnebago in spaceballs

At one point the bus is going off a jump and the computer says "ooooooh SHIIIIIIT!!!"

Karen Allen is the protagonist for the first half then dies in the lamest way and is replaced by French rockstar Johnny Hallyday. I don't remember how or why that happened but I do know his kids contested his will because in France it's illegal to disinherit your children. Also he covered itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini but in french so it's called Itsy Bitsy Petit Bikini off the record Inoubliable Johnny Hallyday

Johnny Hallyday has the robot arm from ToTK

Good shit: nasty practical effects, supoib costumes (half Mad Max, half Logans Run), incomprehensible plot, and a very confusing dashboard Siri who is funny and hip half the time, but then gets real sulky and uses a dumbass robot voice. I think they recast the robot and did a bunch of ADR because the movie was boring as hell when it was just silent driving punctuated by boring robot voice. The van mouth is worth the price of a mission.

Oh yeah it was also like Speed.

The part I hated most was when the movie itself was at it's terminus!!! Also the mutant clone kids with pneumatic codpieces covering their shame and presumably drinking the piss away so their gennies ain't get pisslogged and shitlogged. The director mustve been all uhh yeah, this is movies and art and I actually really LIKE it.

MUSIC

Soundtrack also sucked so bad but was actually good as hell.

"I toss the dice and skin the cat/and I always pay the fine

So we'll settle up even-steven/when we reach the end of the line"

You skin the cat, you pay the fine

Terminus of the review

RATING:

I give Terminus a...

👄👄👄/🧱🧱🧱🧱 🚐🚐

3 gross mouths out of 4 brick walls getting crashed thru by 2 wasteland busses

One sentence review: Terminus sucked shit but was actually pretty awesome

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[blackbatpurplecat]

I'm guessing you're not a fan of the new Batman movie. May I ask why? I'm not judging, I'm just curious.

No problem. ;-)

With The Batman we’re getting yet another Batman remake. Batman is like DC’s Spider-Man - they make a new one every 4 years. I’m a huge Batman fan and even I am getting so overfed with and tired of him! Or rather of that misinterpreted version of him. By now, Batman’s just a copy of a copy of a misinterpretation.

Nolan’s version was boring and not the comic book character. Then we got Snyder’s which was dumb and not the comic book character. Now we’re getting brutal killing machine Batfleck one more time - in a Flash movie none the less which will already feature Keaton as an old Batman in a similar way the bad DC tv shows ALREADY DID IT by introducing Iain Glen AND (finally) Kevin Conroy as old Bruce Waynes - while Pattinson is about to be released.

So around the same time, we’ll get 3 Batmans who will all brood and look tortured. Groundbreaking.

So far, Pattison’s version looks exactly like the last 6 movies (Nolan’s shitlogy, BvS, SS, JL) in my eyes. It’s the same edgy angsty pseudo realistic shit we’ve been chewing on for almost two decades: The rinse-wash-repeat story will take place in a modern New York City-city, Bruce will be suffering and moping over his dead parents, some Rogues he’s never encountered before will show up, he’ll fight them with excessive brutality, we’ll get a Batmobile and a Batwing inbetween, maybe they’ll sprinkle in hints or cameos of SurferDude Man, fast running Spider-Man or Model Woman to establish that the movie is part of a bigger shitty universe, and at the end, Bruce will still be mopey and never have smiled once. The End. 

Maybe it’ll be different - I hope it will be, PLEASE prove me wrong!!! - but this is how I feel right now.

It’s all the same with a different cast; no style, no soul, no fun, only gray, serious rEaLiSm, and I’m sick of it.