#shitposting || clowning on malleus

[r-aindr0p]

That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

[kaymarie-bell]

Diasomnia Spoilers

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Lilia: I'm super old and it's making me lose my magic, so I'm moving to a faraway country on my own and never coming back

Yuu: Hey so I kinda found a way to get back to my world, possibly

Silver: *literally sobbing* I love my dad so much, I don't want us to part ways

Malleus:...and I took that personally

[idkanametoputhere]

I tired, sleepy and working on a request so instead have a list of songs I'd play to freak out the twst characters or get them to leave me alone

note that all of this is meant as a joke and I listen to most of the artists/songs mentioned

masterlist<3

I feel like riddle would freak out by anything remotely sexual or anything too loud so I'd blast "HOT DEMON BITCHES NEAR YOU" by CORPSE(or anything by insane clown posse now that i think ab it)

for trey it's hard but I think just something a kid would listen to, like smth his little siblings listen to that he has grown sick of, so something like that fortnite song that goes number one victory royal, yeah fortnite we bouta get down" or however it goes

cater, for him I'd just put something related to all those bottled up feelings he has and he'll be gone faster than you can say "mentally ill". anywhore, I'd just play smth like idk "pity party" by melanie martinez or just any song that talks about loneliness or moving

Ace is very easy. anything slow or sappy. smth like "paris" from the chainsmokers or (surprisingly and embarassingly) "someday" from the disney chanel zombies movie, but like the second time they sing it which is slow and shit

for deuce its the creativity song from DHMIS, no more explanation given

for leona it's something that would keep him from sleeping do smth like "freaks" by timmy trumpet

ruggie is cardi b's "up", solely for the "broke boys don't deserve no pussy" line. man's would be offended

jackkkk is a difficult-ish one but I think he wouldn't like "everywhere I go" by Hollywood undead

for azul it's anything by ashnikko, nicki minaj, scene queen, corpse, cardi b, doja cat, need I explain?

for floyd we need something that would bore him, so I'd play Christmas carols but like the boooooooooring ones

jade is difficult, jade is very difficult. but I think he wouldn't like anything like nightcore or sped up ig. like he wouldn't like any of the high pitches. if nightmare doesn't work it's the Alvin and the chipmunks version of "bad romance"

for kalim we need something sad...anything by Conan gray

jamil on the other hand uhhhh I have a feeling deep in my heart that he wouldn't like songs from musicals, Hamilton specifically, so I'd play "the Reynolds pamphlet"

vil is easy, "mr boombastic" by idk who OR "mrs potato head" by melanie martinez

rook is a trick question, he won't leave, please help he has been staring at me through my tablet-

epel-> any old gacha life songs-

idia uhhh any comedic song from Wilbur soot ORRRRR that "heyyy brother, there's an endless world to rediscover" song cause ✨️trauma✨️

for ortho it's anything with cursing, idia has programmed him to leave

malleus would need something like "washing machine heart" by mitski or any song that has the meaning hidden. his two braincells cannot cooperate to figure it out

you can't get rid of lilia with music, physically impossible

sebek: idk man smth about anarchy or overthrowing the royals or smth like that

silver: is asleep

grimm: hello kitty theme song

Crowley: ANYTHING by Eminem, ANYTHING

crewel: anything slightly off tune so anything by the front bottoms

trein: "3 musketeers" by uhhhh idk

sam: idk man I'm tired and out of ideas

MUUUUUUUM MID IS SHITPOSTING AGAIN

[mysumeow]

hi!! hope ur doing well!!! if it's possible, i'd like to request a twst matchup! no pressure <3

i am an entp 7w6, i'm often described as an eccentric, humorous, and a carefree person (it's just that i don't use my braincells that much)

i'm usually friendly, but you can get a reaction out of me me easily and i'll get into bickerings (i'll forget it off after 5mins in total)

i'm quite guillble, i also have a bad habit of procrastrating important matters and hanging around instead until there's no time left-

i can be dense too

i have a new injure thrice a week usually- i'm a bit careless which makes me get scolded often

when people around me say that they weren't in a good mood but it has gotten better because of me, like i did??? but that's the benefit from being the clown friend i see

i like puns, i love riding bikes, i'm addicted to carbonated drinks. nature outings are my breather (funnily enough i fear bugs)

if someone gifts me food, i'll pledge my allegiance to them/srs

zoology is my fav topic!! especially penguins, i could blabber about them forever i also like mythology its fun seeing them weird ahh yokais in books

i can be both the yapper and the listener tho

my love language is quality time, sending u shitposts at 3am or gifting you anything that reminds me of u its silly sometimes

i may act hard n shi but deep inside imma sanrio enjoyer😞 (badtz maru)

i am not used to affection that much (especially in words) so it never fails to unlock soft spots in me when yhey do that-

ty!!!!! sorry if too long

. . . ꒰ MATCHUP IV

a/n: hiii aaaaa im sorry for taking this long. things have gotten a tad hectic lately T_T

I match you up with Ace! Ace needs so badly a partner in crime for his mischief. Whenever you tell him to pester Deuce instead, he complains about Deuce being a goody two shoes and that you both can have fun without him. Of course, as per usual, Ace boasts about how much fun he had with you to Deuce. That’s just their friendly rivalry dynamic.

What he doesn’t confess, though, is that he thinks you’re easier to convince. Which he believes is a major advantage for him because he gets to hang out with you without having to scavenge for an excuse to do so. However, if he senses someone is trying to take advantage of you, he’s quick to call them out.

It’s a daily occurrence that you and he will bicker about something dumb. He’s snappy with it to irk you more (it amuses him smfh) and quick to answer, and you react with the same swiftness. People around you wonder if any of you realize you two sound like a married couple whenever that happens. Deuce teases Ace about it back in the dorms, to which that idiot deviates from confronting his feelings by jabbing at Deuce’s ribs with his fingers.

“What would you know about that?” That, along with the annoying jabs to the ribs Deuce’s receiving, accomplishes what Ace wants with that: changing the subject.

Ace is such an enabler to your procrastination, unfortunately. You do a little study date every so often, and you set your goals like: finish tomorrow’s homework so you don’t have to rush it in the morning. The study date follows the course of actions you hope for until Ace complains about his legs cramping and wanting to stretch his legs. Oh, but he doesn’t want to go alone.

“Hey, do you wanna go grab some snacks?”

And there goes your homework’s progress…

Honorary mention: Malleus Draconia.

Very broad explanation: Your eccentricity and carefree personality would make Malleus fond of you. He thinks your puns are funny, too.

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Malleus really looked at Yuu/MC and was like "This one is my favorite" and tucked them under his wing like a lil baby duckling.

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||Beans day was great! I got Floyd, Vil, Jamil and five whole affronts to god!||

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Mostro lounge but they only play an uptempo jazz cover of wonderwall

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||I’m here to start a debate.

Jade and Floyd are scrungly, yes or no?||

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Malleus eats rocks to aid digestion.

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||OC concept: a magician who just shows up at Night Raven College periodically and claims that Dire Crowley owes them money.||

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Catch Nagendra out here on this day trying to swallow the plastic eggs whole.

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||I love Idia because he opens his mouth and everyone around him is like "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"||

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||Yuuken identifies as a threat and I love that for them||

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||I’m tempted to add an OC but if I do I want their exact energy to be this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9B3cPkac3jI?feature=share||

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