#shittyfoodporn

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[theramenrater]

no really it isn't

[superbowlsunday]

[funyjuice]

[lady-dainty]

Swag meal my memaw made it

[prawnwar]

full english breakfast pizza compilation

[chemicahs]

They hate me for being the 12th most controversial post of all time on r/shittyfoodporn

[t00thpasteface]

had these 2 posts from r/shittyfoodporn saved on my phone for a couple months and now i finally know how to use 'em

[dandyshorts]

r/shittyfoodporn make me cry sometimes

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing

[theramenrater]

Simply Wrong

[purposefully-lost]

R/shittyfoodporn delivering on Charlie content fhDBDB

Also these comments from the lemon pye post:

[superbowlsunday]

hey everyone thanks for reblogging my funnyposts but i want you to look at my artwork which is posted at @shrugs 👍

[y0d00p]

5 23 28 morphogala

Do they argue often? If so, what do they argue about?

despite galacta being perhaps the Most Aggressive Man Alive, these two don't really argue like... at all. morpho is like galacta's pillar of tranquility, he just doesn't lash out at them even in his worst moods. is it because they unintentionally manipulate his emotions through their shared soul? is he somehow psychologically disarmed by their small cute appearance? is he, deep down, scared of them without even realizing it? probably some combination of those. and then morpho themself is just measured and calm and usually pretty rational and let's be real, the smarter of the two. they just have nothing to argue about lol

What are the defining characteristics of their relationship?

something like... distant but endless love. they're both very independent and somewhat solitary. they spend just as much time together as they do away from each other, sometimes with no idea of where the other is, but it never harms their bond. they don't really come off like the usual romantic couple and i think their pda is actually somewhat low, but like they are so obviously intertwined

Who’s the better chef? Do they cook for the other?

neither of them is like egregiously good or bad. morpho can make some basic meals and would be happy to cook for others. galacta knows the basics but usually ignores them to make technically edible but conceptually gross/stupid shit like the kind of lazy desperation meals you'd find on r/shittyfoodporn and he should not cook for others

[hottdoggblogg]

[mothpile]

does my sandwhich suck

CONTENTS OF SANDWICH: soft bun bread, turkey, lettuce, onions.

MY REVIEW, AS THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY EATS THIS: it tastes good

MY FRIENDS SAID: r/shitty, r/shittyfoodporn