#show: riverdale

[franciisforever]

[yesokayiknow]

an observation on how tumblr talks about shows

[garbagequeer]

always saying this

[cherylblossom]

LILI REINHART & CAMILA MENDES “this is our wedding day actually.” — (x)

[magedoesstuff]

there's a special place reserved in hell for whoever came up with the idea that tv-show episodes should be 40-70 minutes long and there should be only like 8-10 episodes per season, released all at once instead of the 00's 20-30 minute long episodes with 20-22 episodes per season released weekly.

(dont even get me started on the two part bullshit netflix has been doing lately. or the canecling before the storyline is done (lookin at you s&b, lockwood&co and julie&the phantoms)

[somanypetals]

Riverdale: The End Times

[rustedpipe]

guide to understanding the riverdale polycule

+ also gay reggie

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

[kieranculkingirl]

do you think in 50 years ppl on the internet are going to be saying stuff like “this is so riverdaleesque” the same way we’re always saying “this is so kafkaesque”

[paging-possum]

I think it would HATE riverdale and i think amena coerces it into watching all 137 episodes by telling it there’s musical episodes

[blackhholes]

teen wolf meme: [2/4] families -> the hales

Killing doesn't run in a family. Maybe it does in mine.

[theindefinitearticle]

what you have to understand is every character in riverdale represents a genre and a class dynamic do you understand no wait come back

[doctorcurdlejr]

this is such an alice ending. this is what being a milf does for you

[beaft]

i genuinely love that riverdale casually made its 4 main characters poly and it was still somehow the most normal part of the show. like in any other mainstream series this would be big news but here people barely even noticed because everything else was so completely batshit insane

[cwseriesshowdown]

Quarterfinals: Riverdale vs Legends of Tomorrow

Riverdale: Archie Andrews starts the school year with the world weighing on his shoulders. He's decided he wants to pursue a future in the music business, but his recently ended clandestine relationship with the music teacher has left him without a mentor, and his friendship with Jughead Jones is in a bad place. Things look like they might be turning around when Veronica Lodge, a new girl, arrives. Despite the instant chemistry, Veronica is hesitant to risk a friendship with Betty -- who has a crush on Archie -- to pursue anything. Amidst all the small-town banality lurks a mystery: the recent tragic death of Jason Blossom, the twin brother of beautiful and popular troublemaker, Cheryl.

Legends of Tomorrow: After seeing what doom the future holds, time-traveling rogue Rip Hunter realizes heroes alone are not enough to prevent the impending catastrophe that threatens the planet. Tasked with recruiting both heroes and villains, Rip brings together a ragtag team of divergent talents, which includes the likes of Sara Lance, Ray Palmer, and Heat Wave. Although the team continually adds and loses members, their goal is always the same -- prevent supervillains from destroying time itself.

[mean-vampyre]

The urge to gatekeep riverdale for the true soldiers who served alongside bingo all the way through 7 seasons, vs the urge to tell everyone that they are in fact gay and poly and the gay serial killers husbands killed the gay homophobic copaganda characters in a footnote in the story of betty discovering polyamory