#shrek spoilers

[prokopetz]

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

[lonelywriter2710]

WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE NEW PUSS IN BOOTS LAST WISH MOVIE AND SHREK 5

[lostandfoundfm]

open to ⸻ everyone! [ @chqstarter ] setting ⸻ star city denver capped at ⸻ [ 2 / 3 ]

what exactly had possessed aleks to go see a movie at one o'clock in the afternoon? well, he had the day off of work and a facebook ad pointed out that movies were $5 on tuesdays, something that he had entirely forgotten about. the real icing on the cake, however, was that the theater was playing shrek on this very day. who could resist going to see shrek on a tuesday afternoon? that was the american dream.

as he was exiting the theater, a mostly empty small sized popcorn still in hand, he rambled on to the person beside him, "i mean, the dragon eating farquaad? it will always be iconic!" aleks stuffed the last couple pieces of popcorn in his mouth before tossing the bag in the nearest trashcan. "anyway, are you busy after this?" he paused for a moment, seemingly deep in thought. his expression turned to puzzled when he asked, "also, is the dragon's name... dragon? do they ever give her a name?"

[cupopencils]

So how about that new shrek movie huh

[botls]

not being dramatic i promise but this is actually the best exchange i’ve ever read

[dailyflicks]

SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson HOUSE OF THE DRAGON "The Red Sowing" (2024) dir. Loni Peristere

[ayo-edebiri]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019 - )

5.01 - The Mall

[dinomite2]

Made this in the middle of 2:30 am again

I want them to leave please

Will I stop talking about these things? probably will probably not

[piplupcola]

How to Cameo Your Villains - Dreamworks

[mjflovebot]

He's wearing eyeliner, oh my god?

[haltraveler]

They should take a cue from Discworld and give him a cameo in every Shrek movie from now on every time someone dies. 

[scribbleshanks]

(old deathbed art from april)

I love them unironically, your honor.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....

[paleoleigh]

I need Mary and Doug to show up at the inn so we can have an exchange that goes like:

Mary: Stede?!

Stede: Mary?!

Ed: Mary?

Stede: *remembering dinner at Anne and Mary Read's house* Ed...

Mary: *doing the math* Ed?

Stede: *affirmatively* Ed!

Ed: *confused, pointing at himself* Ed.

Doug: *also confused* ....I'll go wait in the carriage.

[selodka-pod-shuboy]

The last Bad Boy

[artofrhues]

I kept expecting Blitz to suddenly burst through the window holding a bunch of lollies and balloons and that's why he didn’t reply because he was hauling himself up the side of the hospital...

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