#mary bonnet

[celluloidbroomcloset]

I like to think that at some point Mary Allamby Bonnet will come across some random pirate-turned-artisanal-bread-maker and they'll hear her name and go:

"Oh, any relation to Stede Bonnet? Yeah, he overthrew my old captain. Made him walk the plank. Then he went on a rampage at the Republic of Pirates and fought the Pirate Queen, but they joined forces with Blackbeard and Bonnet's crew slaughtered, like, half the Royal Navy. Him and Blackbeard got married last month. Great guy, always asks about my mum."

[milkovichy]

hold on now

[thebootstrap-paradox]

If there is one thing about Stede Bonnet is he'll appear in the background to spite his ex lovers

[acianoh]

Ed and Mary drinking buddies

[whim-prone-pirate]

"i'm worried his life is better without me" because mary's was. she was better off and she was happy when he left the second time. why wouldn't ed be the same.

[soapbubbles511]

And now free

[sweet-little-goldfish-stede]

I need Mary and Doug to show up at the inn so we can have an exchange that goes like:

Mary: Stede?!

Stede: Mary?!

Ed: Mary?

Stede: *remembering dinner at Anne and Mary Read's house* Ed...

Mary: *doing the math* Ed?

Stede: *affirmatively* Ed!

Ed: *confused, pointing at himself* Ed.

Doug: *also confused* ....I'll go wait in the carriage.

[alasforher]

‘cause you left your wife twice

[hgedits]

I'd call those things love.

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 15

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[coffinwoodx]

this flopped so hard on tiktok so here. my favorite OFMD BTS pictures ! (1/3)

[transjudas]

It's amazing what accepting that you're gay and running away to the sea to find and fall in love with a notorious pirate can do for a man.

[slgoodwinauthor]

At what point is Mary going to be casually leaving a merry widow brunch and see a wanted poster with a fairly decent sketch of Stede on it, wanted in conjunction with Blackbeard, aka Edward Teach???

Just Mary standing there like...Blackbeard, Edward...Ed.

Casually realising that your husband isn't just 'dating some guy named Ed' but that he's somehow gone from 'hobby pirate' to 'hopelessly in love with the real world incarnation of Satan' and then wondering if this means Blackbeard ISN'T terrible and having to just sort of agree when people talk about being scared shitless of this fucking ocean terrorist whilst knowing he's probably out there somewhere putting up with Stede's snoring and addiction to orange cake.

[miistermee]

I love her, my god

[bougiebutchbinch]

latest member of the jilted spouse club

(stizzy suggestive text in the comic under the cut!)

I had to immortalise The Hot Potato. Please go read this fic by the stupendous @carrymelikeimcute (and all the tags on their post!)

[magniloquent-raven]

✨here be memes✨