#shut up spicy

[spicy-apple-pie]

Sound on for some purring ASMR (ft. My cat Nico)

[daintyytulip]

sweet girl 🌷

[justforfunsiespost]

i hate when someone asks what the book im reading is about, like how do i say im reading literal porn on paper???

[thatmemeguy89]

Shut up and take my money

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

that scene. when the coven heads start dying and terra asks raine if its true belos will bring them to paradise. its already too late to do anything about it either way. and terra has been following this man her whole life. she reveled in the chaos but shes always done so in his name. because he promised her and the other coven heads that they would be rewarded for their services. and belos was so charming that two thirds of them couldn’t see the red flags until they’re literally about to die. terra had the chance to turn a blind eye to the illusion. she and the other heads had a chance to let darius, eberwolf, and raine stop the draining spell while belos was gone. but they put their trust in the wrong person and now they’re all dying. so with her remaining strength, terra asks the bard she’s been watching since childhood, who is here now because of what she did. she asks them to reassure her that she did the right thing.

and raine shakes their head. terra’s entire life’s work has lead to her own demise

[the-incident-on-show-day]

okay okay but. hear me out. lister bird gets to be a little genderfluid. as a treat.

[goldensunset]

granted i think ven would fall into a coma at the slightest trouble to his mind or body. it’s like the default response his system is programmed toward. master eraqus asks for the homework he doesn’t have and he shuts down. he inhales the slightest hint of an unpleasant scent and it knocks him out cold. a real historical medieval peasant could withstand the worst of hardships but ventus is like the epitome of the one from all those memes. mcdonalds sprite would indeed be a hospital visit

[shubaka]

okay but now i'm thinking about Lucid!Jeff sitting in a garden with GhostClone!Jeff playfully planting flowers around Lucid!Jeff.

and then they both squint up at the sun(shine!Jeff who is watching them fondly)

[divine-misfortune]

Please be a problem, phantom with a breeding kink is so fucking amazing 🩷🩷🩷🩷💙❤️❤️💜💕🖤🖤💛💙🩷💜

Oh good, an enabler !!! >:3

I've been thinking about his first time on the receiving end...

Poor thing would just be shaking with excitement and anxiety splayed out underneath Aether, wishing he could see the way he's stretched out around the older ghoul. Aether is careful with him despite his own burning instinct, rubbing little circles into his hips with his thumbs to calm him. If it were anyone else, he might not have had the strength to pace himself, but Phantom looks at him through the gaps in his fingers. Flushed face hidden behind his hands, tail wrapped around his thigh, he's all nerves. Aether cant, couldn't, wouldn't, not for his first time. He's not cruel.

But fuck if it doesn't do something awful to him to look down to where their bodies meet. The ring of muscle grips his cock desperately and stretches with the slightest whine from Phantom when his partially inflated knot pops out. He could watch it all day...But Phantom had begged him so nicely, so sweetly, to really fuck him - "breed him". Just thinking about how it sounded goes straight to his dick. Whispered, hesitant, an odd innocence about the way he asked.

How could Aether not?

He digs his nails in when he starts to get close, encouraging Phantom to ask for what he wants "like the good boy I know you are". And Phantom does, a little nonsensically through the moaning. Hearing it again makes his stomach swoop.

Oh Aether pins those bony hips right to the mattress and grinds his knot into him until finally, finally, finally it catches and oh its like the poor bug's brain goes offline for a split second. The sounds die in his throat, eyes rolling back, holding Aether's forearm in a mild death grip. It all melts into bliss in an instant, he melts, it's adorable. He smiles stupidly, happily, and fixes Aether with those glassy dark eyes. It makes his heart skip a damn beat.

He chuckles, still slowly rutting into him, stroking Phantom's weeping cock. Now that he's knotted him, things become a little more lazy. He takes his time pushing Phantom over the edge, and the little ghoul is beyond content to keep laying there. Keep being a good boy and let Aether fuck load after load into him.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Starfire and Dick or Barbara and Dick? I legit can’t decide; they’re both too adorable 😭

Starfire and Dick. Idk, just prefer Barbara and Dick as kinda a brother/sister sort of vibe. I like the vibes of Dick and Barbara dating for a couple months before deciding that they're better off as friends, so now, when they want to make a person feel uncomfortable, they'll introduce the other as their ex lol.

[chvoswxtch]

hello my freaky darlings & merry whatever you celebrate ✨

I hope you’re all having a wonderful day or night wherever you are and that the holidays are being kind to y’all. if you’re feelin a lil lonely, you’re welcome to come hangout at mine. I got tequila and cookies and a snuggly pup

today kicks of the week of lil presents and the first one will be dropping soon!

love y’all very much

xoxo court 🖤

[justforfunsiespost]

masked men>>>>

[robertdownerjunior]

Okay Murray being confused by platonic stobin is beatiful

But consider: Murray is the only one who immediately understood them.

All the other characters are so focused on how they must be dating and eventually they understand, but Murray being the homosexual that he is immediately has his gaydar go off at the sight of robin.

Nancy warned them about how Murray does the weird psychoanalysis thing but Murray doesn't do it to them.

When asked about it, he just shrugs.

"they're platonic soulmates. Nothing more."

Steve and Robin have never felt so seen.

[littlegingermochipie]

zukaang | rajamandala | राजमण्डल | 羅闍曼荼羅 devdas, chigo, lengger lanang and layla-majnun inspired tale

the day zukō was born, agni bestowed him with a single eternal flame, everlastingly alight inside the gentur lamp which he would carry along with him everywhere he went. no one could extinguish and light it back at will except the one who’s destined to guide his fate, as prophesied at naloni mitoni.

after his genpuku as the successor of ōzai tennō, zukō accompanied azhura in attending durga puja and seren taun, hosted by baginda bhumi at the central port of canggu. the siblings then reunited with maiko and tài linh, who became patrons of entertainment in northern manjung.

their seventh generation of tawaifs featured the esteemed amrapali, whose swara and abhinaya effortlessly enamored kaldera royals. as she danced, not only did she take everyone's breath away, but also the life of every kindled flame in the room. then, when she lit them back with gentle sway of her hands, zukō knew that she's the one.

realizing that his son had set his eyes on a mere yìjì, ōzai warned the prince that he might be deceived by outlanders witchery, but zukō insisted that he trusted agni's sacred will. he continued to chase the tawaif in unquenchable desire to know about her more, unaware that the fate he would thread on was to become a madman, lost in utterly blind love which turned into the purest form of devotion.

because amrapali was, in fact, not merely a dancer and disciple of buddha. she was bodhisattva kannon in her avatar form－a man named āng, awakened in rana pota lake as the only living sky dweller. his kin were mercilessly wiped from existence milennium ago by zukō's ancestor, souzan tenshi, who begun the conquest of rajamandala.

āng's crimson henna, drawn by performers of tide drifters; adinda katara and kakanda saka, covered his distinguished irezumi, while his voice was trained to move even the most hardened heart by paduka běifāng and a hia haru, the stone wielders. together with his beloved shrivijayans, the avatar would liberate the victims of war under ōzai's tyrant rule.

however, it was out of āng's prior knowledge that he would possess karmic ties with the very son of his own enemy through vortex of conflicted, mortal feelings. willingly bestow thousands of blessings to zukō's thousands of prayers, he would, but even as the emanation of god, āng still could not simply pull the strings of fate as he selfishly pleased.

by the will of sang hyang widhi, āng was destined to succeed in ending the misdeeds of fire breather’s forefathers, but at the cost of his heart falling forever in unfulfilled love. for he knew, that even though zuko took the role of mirabai to krishna, their wish to be united would be granted only in death like that of layla and majnun.

for @zukaangweek third day prompt: sacred/possesive

[doodlingbot]

[gift for the speedrun champion.png] Surprise I'm drawing your Stanley for once!

Something of a bit of surprise gift art for @alexis-royce because his reply to my comment was very heartwarming for me to read.

I had actually wanted to draw them interacting like this when I saw that picture on- ...no context, but I got a bit distracted and so now you're finally getting it!

(gonna ramble more at the end of my regular tags.)

[chamomile-g-tea]

wait did i ever post thi

minors dni!