#shut up spicy

[spicy-apple-pie]

You guys want another stupid fucking idea?

Bruce on taskmaster.

Sure he’s not a comedian, but let’s just say that the network was struggling to find comedians that could fit taskmaster into their schedule idk. The batkids are fans of the show so when Bruce is like “what’s taskmaster and why are they asking me to participate?” They are like “YOU HAVE TO SAY YES!!”

Anyways, imagine the inner turmoil Bruce would be in. I hc him as very competitive, so he has to juggle being the ditzy playboy and actually wanting to win the competition. And the thing is he’s fucking good. Like as Batman he’s constantly thinking outside the box for villains like Riddler and Joker. He tries to downplay it but because he’s surrounded by heroes he kinda… forgets?

Like one time, he has to climb a tree for some reason, and he gets a good way up until he realizes… normal people can’t do that. So he has to fake falling down.

Also, for one of the prize tasks, they have to bring in an item that is precious to them. So Bruce brings in his mother’s pearl, complete with the evidence baggy. Greg is bewildered, the crowd is going crazy. “My back up was my children’s adoption papers.” Bruce says once everyone calms down.

There’s not a soul on that stage that is not absolutely terrified of Bruce Wayne from that point on.

[littlexdeaths]

i really miss scotty doesn’t know eddie…

so here’s a little snippet from their first time wip that’s been in the works for far too long…

18+ freaks only below the cut

[papermonkeyism]

That's it, next time I make a character for a story, I'm gonna slap them with some kind of chronic pain condition.

If I have to live in the same body with my left foot, I might as well use it as research and make it useful!

Ow.

[the-incident-on-show-day]

okay okay but. hear me out. lister bird gets to be a little genderfluid. as a treat.

[goldensunset]

granted i think ven would fall into a coma at the slightest trouble to his mind or body. it’s like the default response his system is programmed toward. master eraqus asks for the homework he doesn’t have and he shuts down. he inhales the slightest hint of an unpleasant scent and it knocks him out cold. a real historical medieval peasant could withstand the worst of hardships but ventus is like the epitome of the one from all those memes. mcdonalds sprite would indeed be a hospital visit

[spicy-apple-pie]

I was thinking about Joker with the new movie coming out, and it’s hilarious that it implies that the Joker is pushing 50 by the time Bruce has grown up enough to become Batman. And that makes him the least threatening Joker ever.

Bro would need 5-7 business days to recover from a shitty meal, not to mention getting in a fist fight with a 20 something that’s trained with the best martial artists in the world.

[shubaka]

okay but now i'm thinking about Lucid!Jeff sitting in a garden with GhostClone!Jeff playfully planting flowers around Lucid!Jeff.

and then they both squint up at the sun(shine!Jeff who is watching them fondly)

[divine-misfortune]

Please be a problem, phantom with a breeding kink is so fucking amazing 🩷🩷🩷🩷💙❤️❤️💜💕🖤🖤💛💙🩷💜

Oh good, an enabler !!! >:3

I've been thinking about his first time on the receiving end...

Poor thing would just be shaking with excitement and anxiety splayed out underneath Aether, wishing he could see the way he's stretched out around the older ghoul. Aether is careful with him despite his own burning instinct, rubbing little circles into his hips with his thumbs to calm him. If it were anyone else, he might not have had the strength to pace himself, but Phantom looks at him through the gaps in his fingers. Flushed face hidden behind his hands, tail wrapped around his thigh, he's all nerves. Aether cant, couldn't, wouldn't, not for his first time. He's not cruel.

But fuck if it doesn't do something awful to him to look down to where their bodies meet. The ring of muscle grips his cock desperately and stretches with the slightest whine from Phantom when his partially inflated knot pops out. He could watch it all day...But Phantom had begged him so nicely, so sweetly, to really fuck him - "breed him". Just thinking about how it sounded goes straight to his dick. Whispered, hesitant, an odd innocence about the way he asked.

How could Aether not?

He digs his nails in when he starts to get close, encouraging Phantom to ask for what he wants "like the good boy I know you are". And Phantom does, a little nonsensically through the moaning. Hearing it again makes his stomach swoop.

Oh Aether pins those bony hips right to the mattress and grinds his knot into him until finally, finally, finally it catches and oh its like the poor bug's brain goes offline for a split second. The sounds die in his throat, eyes rolling back, holding Aether's forearm in a mild death grip. It all melts into bliss in an instant, he melts, it's adorable. He smiles stupidly, happily, and fixes Aether with those glassy dark eyes. It makes his heart skip a damn beat.

He chuckles, still slowly rutting into him, stroking Phantom's weeping cock. Now that he's knotted him, things become a little more lazy. He takes his time pushing Phantom over the edge, and the little ghoul is beyond content to keep laying there. Keep being a good boy and let Aether fuck load after load into him.

[avocadoraisin]

okayyyyy but that redraw of coffinshipping as mom's got a date with a vampire is so delightful and gothic!!!!

but also, I had never heard of that film until your redraw of that scene and I can't believe that that's a disney channel film, WHAT was going on there

thank you!!

ASHJGFNB yeah ok so like. ive got some friends i watch movies with on the regular, and one day i was like "hey guys im real sad can we watch something lighthearted. like disney channel lighthearted"

and then we decided on that bc i never actually saw it from start to finish as a kid, and hey, vampires!

so we've got hot evil vampire man in his little evil suit catering precisely to me from the get-go, check ✅

and then came along this fuckin vampire hunter guy who looks like he could be strahm's brother ✅

so it was all. already forming in my normal head.

and yeah LMAO then we got to that SHOT

my eyebrows were on the top of my forehead taking notes of the timestamp specifically to take screenshots later to redraw as hoffstrahm. because. i cant help myself.

[odessastone]

Writing some Mauga/Venture that was supposed to just be straight-up PWP. but now feelings are getting involved.

[chvoswxtch]

hello my freaky darlings & merry whatever you celebrate ✨

I hope you’re all having a wonderful day or night wherever you are and that the holidays are being kind to y’all. if you’re feelin a lil lonely, you’re welcome to come hangout at mine. I got tequila and cookies and a snuggly pup

today kicks of the week of lil presents and the first one will be dropping soon!

love y’all very much

xoxo court 🖤

[robertdownerjunior]

Okay Murray being confused by platonic stobin is beatiful

But consider: Murray is the only one who immediately understood them.

All the other characters are so focused on how they must be dating and eventually they understand, but Murray being the homosexual that he is immediately has his gaydar go off at the sight of robin.

Nancy warned them about how Murray does the weird psychoanalysis thing but Murray doesn't do it to them.

When asked about it, he just shrugs.

"they're platonic soulmates. Nothing more."

Steve and Robin have never felt so seen.

[0nlywishfulthinking]

i think i need new fishnets

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think it would be fun if Dick and Jason had a podcast called Orphaned or something. Same vibes as The Basement Yard, but with more guests. Mostly their family. Tim is the most frequent, followed by Steph, then Bruce.

I like them bickering and being brothers on camera. And Bruce is there surprisingly often just cause he likes to see and talk to his boys. Dick and Jay both joke that they only have him on to rake in the views, but genuinely like the talks they have. It even translates into off camera stuff because Bruce realizes how easy it is to talk about mundane stuff and not about cases.

One scene I can’t get out of my head is them reminiscing about the first time they met.

Dick: ugh, you pissed me off so much…

Jason: wha- How?? I was literally eight! What did I do??

Dick: You just waltzed right in and got adopted while I was still just a fucking ward!!

Jason: How is that my fault?? I didn’t force Bruce to adopt me!

Dick: I know that now! It just pissed me off at the time, I was still just a teenager!

Jason: You’re adopted now though, right.

Dick: Yeah… but sometimes I wish I wasn’t

Jason: Why? Because this family is fucking bonkers?

Dick: No because I could hold that over Bruce’s head for so long.

Jason: Oh yeah, you could milk that.

Dick: I’d milk it so hard.

[jtownraindancer]

An Interrogation Gone Right ♡

[quietwingsinthesky]

🔥 most controversial take on 13?

sobbing. anon i don’t know her yet. how can i have hot takes.

uh most controversial take on 13 is. uhm. that she’s not kissing me? right now? 🤨 highly irregular.