no other game in the world is laced with anything nearly as addictive as whatever the fuck dragon age 2 is laced with. kirkwall is a shitty evil flop city and i will never ever leave it
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merrill dragon age really reverse engineered an eluvian from first principles in a cave with a box of scraps and one single blighted shard. and STILL she gets no respect for it from anyone but potentially hawke, at least in a confused yet well-meaning 'are ya winning son' sort of way on the friendship path. dark days for women in STEM
(really though it seems the equivalent of a person in the middle ages putting together a nokia phone from rocks and sticks (and one coaching session from a spirit, fair enough) and then just not being able to figure out how to turn it on even though it is fully functioning. magically at least merrill is inarguably a genius. the tony stark of kirkwall. well not really that comparison falls apart pretty quickly but you see what I'm saying here lmao)
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Found it fascinating that sometimes with no failing, people had to point out Merlin's hamsters from time to time...
Like does it really THAT weird to have hamster familiar.. Or is it that merlin hamster are a size of a child.... Okay if I think of it like that it'd make sense why they all keep mentioning his hamsters familiar, I too would be perflex upon seeing a giant fluff ball with full clothes running around and one can do magic and one can fight with a sword.....
And canonically hammie and chippy aren't the only hamsters familiar Merlin has too,, I take back what I said at the begining of this post
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“Cullen isn’t qualified to be commander” is correct (affectionate) and also extremely funny. They picked this dude out of the rubble of Kirkwall and were like “welp, he can’t say no because he’s desperate to get out and we can’t find anyone else so let’s yee some haws and go.”
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Kickass dwarf-supported acrobatics with mage!Hawke? In my Kirkwall?
It's more likely than Varric makes it out to be.
(actually, it's just that Cassandra wouldn't believe him)
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closeup bc hell yeah:
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‘it’s about three people being burned to death’ palamedes i love you man but you are the guy whose thanergetic barriers melt people’s flesh off
gideon the ninth, chapter 12
nona the ninth, chapter 9
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the feminine urge to have a horrific traumatizing adventure that will define your life and be miserable but also give you purpose, meaning, and a found family that genuinely cares for you
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