#silas livv

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Kalt, you’re crossing a line

Kalt: then don’t draw one

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit. You're not the man I married.

Kalt: Then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking Dagen!

Silas: I think we should stop playing monopoly now.

[sageravenshire]

Silas: *pulls ziplock baggie of used coffee grounds out of trash*

Silas: how do you explain this??

Kalt: I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn’t get the rest of my trash dirty

Silas: ..really?

Ashe: yeah he does that

[sageravenshire]

Silas: hey can I ask you something?

Kalt, having never made a decision that didn’t fuck him over for months afterward: yes absolutely

[sageravenshire]

Silas: are you saying I’m fat??

Kalt: no! of course not!

Kalt: I’m saying the belt is one hole shy of perfection

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: can we go to Jurassic Park??

Silas: it’s not real

Jesse:

Silas: also the dinosaurs eat people

Jesse: not if you pet them first

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: It’s okay that you’re stupid. Your mouth wasn’t made for talking

Silas: That flirt wasn’t even creative. 2/10, try again

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: why isn’t it working

Ashe: I honestly don’t know

Jesse: you’re telling me it provides sustenance?

Ashe: *nods*

Jesse: why is it not providing us any? did we make it angry?

Silas: YOU HAVE TO PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE FOR IT TO WORK

[sageravenshire]

Silas: ya know, you’re your own worst enemy

Ashe: undefeated, baby

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Indiana Jones? More like Fedora the Explorer

Silas: who’s paying you to say these things

Silas: I’m fucking not

[sageravenshire]

Silas, calling Kalt: WHERE THE HELLS ARE YOU TWO? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR HOURS

Kalt: oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, and uh…

Ashe, mouthing: escape room

Kalt: …we went to an Escape Room

Silas: WHO THE FUCK GOES TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AFTER A BAR FI-

Silas:

Silas: you’re in jail aren’t you

Ashe, picking a lock in the background: IT’S A ROOM AND WE’RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: does there have to be a reason?? is it not enough to give in to your own feral desires??

Silas: please just tell me why you’re hanging from the ceiling over my bed at 2 am

[sageravenshire]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Jesse

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Ashe

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Silas

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kalt

sinnamon roll: Oryus

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: I admit it’s fatally dangerous, but consider this

Kalt: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man

Silas: we’re gonna keep working on ideas

Kalt: Iron Man, Silas. IRON MAN

Silas: *exasperated sigh*

[sageravenshire]

Ashe: my job here is done

Silas: you didn’t do anything

Ashe: *flaps cloak and walks off triumphantly*

[sageravenshire]

Silas: You don’t strike me as the murderous type

Marra: Aw, sweetie, behave yourself and I won’t have to strike you at all