#oryus shadowtongue

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: did it hurt when you fell?

Kalt: from heaven? or in love?

Kalt: *winks*

Oryus: you just face-planted down a flight of stairs

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Oryus: So you have twelve apples and one friend asks for six. What do you have?

Jesse:

Jesse: [tears up]

Jesse: a friend

[sageravenshire]

Oryus, through the door: are you two awake?

Kalt: yes

Oryus: out of bed?

Ashe: yes

Oryus: dressed?

Kalt: you’re asking too much

[sageravenshire]

Ashe: I’d love some scaly water beef

Oryus: a fish?

Oryus: do you mean a fucking fish?

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Oryus: oh, what am I?

Kalt: Oryus, you only eat dick, so I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut

[sageravenshire]

Ashe: Kalt, do you think you’d be able to tell if someone was standing right behind you?

Kalt: of course!

Oryus, standing right behind Kalt: *stares into camera like The Office*

[sageravenshire]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Jesse

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Ashe

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Silas

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kalt

sinnamon roll: Oryus

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: hey, have you ever liked someone so much, but are too scared to say anything?

Ashe: ALL the time

Kalt: same

Ashe:

Kalt:

Oryus: you two are the worst

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: we’re out of cereal water

Kalt: excuse me… we’re out of whAT now?

Jesse: cereal water :(

Oryus: milk. he’s talking about milk

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: we can go to the movies… if you’re allowed in

Oryus: why wouldn’t I be allowed in?

Jesse: you’re not usually allowed to bring snacks into the movies

Oryus:

Jesse: *grins*

Oryus:

Oryus: who taught you this

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I’m touch starved

Oryus: *holds Jesse’s hand*

Jesse: this is how prey gets trapped

Oryus: wha-

Jesse: *wraps his arms around Jesse like a slap bracelet*

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Anyone have a nickname they wanna be called?

Jesse: Young boo-boo

Oryus: Nicknames are cancelled

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Bad things always happen to me. It’s like I have bad luck!

Oryus: You don’t have bad luck

Oryus: Bad things always happen to you because you’re an idiot

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Oryus: that’s not poss-

Jesse: *cups Oryus’ face*

Oryus: ...

Oryus: get the fuck off me I have a reputation

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: can you stop your emo phase already

Oryus: be glad I’m not telling you to deal with your abandonment issues

Ashe: OH SNAP

[sageravenshire]

Jesse, clenching fists: fight me!

Oryus, standing behind Jesse, slowly shaking his head, bow and arrow drawn: *mouths* do not