#ashetta

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: I hate being touched

Kalt: the last time I touched another person was hand-to-hand combat

Oryus: Ashe is literally hugging you right now

Kalt: this doesn’t count

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit. You're not the man I married.

Kalt: Then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking Dagen!

Silas: I think we should stop playing monopoly now.

[ashetta-yla-blog]

Papa Bear spoils the Assassin in Blue rotten.

[f-detak]

Winter words

Winter - Ashetta الشتاء

November - Nufambir نوفمبر

December - Disambir ديسمبر

January - Yanayir يناير

Snow - Thalj ثّلج

Snowman - Rajul althalj رجل الثلج

Ice - Jalid جليد

Cold - Bard برد

Christmas - Eid almilad عيد الميلاد

Merry Christmas - Eid milad saeed عيد ميلاد سعيد

Gift - Hadiya هدية

Gloves - Qufaazat قفازات

Scarf - Washah وشاح

Coat - Mi3taf معطف

Wooly socks - Jawaribun saufiya جوارب صوفية

Blanket - Bitania بطانية

Hot chocalate - Shokolateh sakhena شوكولاتة ساخنة

Tea - Shay شاي

Coffee - Qahwah قهوة

Fireplace - Madafa مدفأة

Sweater - Sutra سترة

Candle - Sham3ah شمعة

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* 3 denotes the Arabic letter Ayn ع

'Kindness is like snow, it beautifies everything it covers' - Khalil Gibran

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Please, I’m begging you, go see a doctor

Ashe: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I got everyone presents

Oryus: what is it?

Ashe: you got us jewelry?

Jesse: yeah, they’re mood rings so I know when anyone needs a hug

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: you guys are gonna be great parents one day

Ashe: we already are

Oryus: Jesse is not your child

Ashe & Kalt: *visibly offended*

[sageravenshire]

Ashe: Go ahead, ask Kalt something no one should have an opinion on

Jesse: Hey Kalt, what’s the worst multiple of 4?

Kalt, scowling: 12, obviously

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: whenever Ashe gets mad at me, I tighten all the jar lids in the house so she’ll come to me for help

*sounds of glass shattering in the distance*

Kalt: hasn’t worked yet but I’m sure it will someday

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: Kalt will come up with a plan.

Silas: well that's good right?

Ashe: it's possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Kalt: what did you do?

Ashe: okay I'll tell you, but you have to promise you won't be mad.

Kalt: What. Did. You. Do?

Ashe: Well, I was minding my own business-

Kalt: bullshit!

Ashe: I was!

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Silas: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?

Kalt: Well Ashe and I-

Ashe: *glaring at Kalt*

Kalt: Wouldn't know.

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: My food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Kalt: You're too hot, but I still eat you.

Silas, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER

Silas: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: *walking around still disappointed 10 hours after the aquarium*

Kalt: What did you think the tiger shark was, Ashe?

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Kalt: What's up? I'm back.

Ashe&Orynth: We literally just saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Kalt: death is a social construct